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The IssueThe latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Stalin Following Bears has stirred up the greatest controversy yet. The Debate 1. "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Melbourne O'Bannon. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it." 2. "Teachers union President Alexei du Pont says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."
OWNED
Imma burn me some Harry Potter.
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
Wasn't Stalin against the church or something?
"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Faith Jong-Il. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."
7 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagCharas Project, cars are banned.
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
It was either banning cars or bicycles. I have chosen to ban cars.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall