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Title: The Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Fawful on May 23, 2005, 02:16:03 PM
ok, heres how it works you make a wish and Next poster corrupts it, then makes a wish of their own and so on and so on........

example i wish i ruled the world.

wish grnted, whoever i is.

ill start us off

i wish for cheese.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on May 23, 2005, 02:24:47 PM
umm...

wish granted, you now have 1000 year old cheese :)

I wish 4 my game to be finished within 2 seconds without me doing anything :) AND it has 2 b amazin :D
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 23, 2005, 02:30:14 PM
You now have a game called amazin. And It's crap.

I wish for immortality! w00t!
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 23, 2005, 03:08:31 PM
You now have immortality, in eating donuts
I wish for my wish to be not corrupted :D
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Post by: WarxePB on May 23, 2005, 03:10:19 PM
Your wish is granted, now your wish has been completely disregarded.
I wish I was cool.
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Post by: Drace on May 23, 2005, 03:46:56 PM
Your wish is granted, now your a block of ice.
I wish that I didn't had to wish.
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Post by: MrMister on May 23, 2005, 04:33:09 PM
You don't, but you now have prostate cancer.

I wish to fly to Nebraska.
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Post by: dragoninja on May 23, 2005, 06:25:07 PM
Your wish is granted you are now a fly and can fly there yourself.. watch out for birds though
I wish for an early summer.
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Post by: Drace on May 23, 2005, 08:37:39 PM
Your wish is granted, the summer is earlier now, but it has changed the climate on the planet and your wish has started an ice age.

I wish my cat was alive again.
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Post by: Darkfox on May 23, 2005, 08:52:34 PM
Your wish has been granted, and now you have a zombie cat.

I wish I had some cursed fruit like off One Piece >.>
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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 23, 2005, 09:21:36 PM
granted but you now have poo poo fruit. guess the power!!! (i love OP btw) and on top of the uselessness you cant swim.

I wish I that lived on the era of samurai.

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Post by: Darkfox on May 23, 2005, 09:35:07 PM
Your wish has been granted but unfortunately you went down in history as one of their victims.

I wish that the world was more like (insert cool anime series here).
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Post by: Bart_Fatima on May 23, 2005, 09:54:41 PM
Shaka Kahn! The world is like Berserk

I wish I had an outfit of metal gear solid 2's Solid Snake! with the  weapons he uses!
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Post by: Kinslayer on May 23, 2005, 09:55:40 PM
Thy wish is granted, now the world is ending, because it is like Evangelion.


I wish that my favourite football soccer team (Racing ¡VAMOS ACADEMIA!) is champion for the next twenty years.
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Post by: Big_Duke on May 23, 2005, 10:37:40 PM
Your wish is granted,but your wish created an apoclypse


I wish I had a mansion
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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 23, 2005, 11:40:54 PM
your is granted but you have to share  it with the 80 million other bums/hobos who wish they have one as well...


I wish i  owned america
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 24, 2005, 02:37:05 AM
Your wish has been granted, you now have a brand new book titled "America".

I wish I looked more handsome.
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Post by: Shien on May 24, 2005, 02:42:19 AM
Wish granted, but now you can't tell you are also invisible.

I wish I had a a suitcase filled with 1 dollar bills.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 24, 2005, 02:58:00 AM
Your suitcase is now filled with men named Bill, who are worth one dollar.

I wish I worked for Nintendo.
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Post by: Drace on May 24, 2005, 05:40:19 AM
Your wish is granted, your now Ninetendo's janitor.
I wish I have a gun.
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Post by: Sqoad on May 24, 2005, 07:39:02 AM
Your wish has been granted. You now have a broken Water Pistol!
I wish I was better at Game Making...
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Post by: Wildy on May 24, 2005, 10:54:45 AM
Your wish is granted. You make games for DS that make people want to flush down their toliet (hey just cause u make better games didnt mean they were good  :p )
I wish to be a corruted demon thats also a savior
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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 24, 2005, 02:18:58 PM
your wish is granted,  Micheal Jackson.

I wish it was always spring.
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Post by: Big_Duke on May 24, 2005, 07:28:47 PM
Your wish is granted,but when you go outside,you melt.

I wish I was a God.
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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 24, 2005, 07:38:20 PM
your wish is granted, god of toilets.

I wish I knew if god existed.
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Post by: Drace on May 24, 2005, 08:34:56 PM
Your wish is granted, yes god exist, he is called Buddha.
I wish that the planet was destroyed.
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Post by: Big_Duke on May 25, 2005, 12:05:44 AM
Granted,Omi Derto is destroyed

I wish I had another wish to wish
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Post by: MrMister on May 25, 2005, 12:47:39 AM
You do, but you'll get herpes from it.

I wish I had a non-exploding, non-disease carrying, non-poisonous, non-living, non-vegetarian, real beef from a cow cheeseburger which in no way could cause any harm to anything, anywhere or anyone at anytime and everyone would be happy forever, and that I stay heterosexual.
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Post by: Big_Duke on May 25, 2005, 12:55:54 AM
Granted,but it is raw. Is still good,but raw.


I wish I had a no downside handsome face.
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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 25, 2005, 12:59:41 AM
Your wish is granted, but girls still don't like you, which isn't a downisde because you're now gay.

I wish that they'd just take gun-smileys out of the code.
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Post by: Wildy on May 25, 2005, 01:43:48 AM
Wish Granted. Gun smileys were taken out from another website

I wish i had all knowlegde of RPG making
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Post by: Grandy on May 25, 2005, 02:02:42 AM
Wish granted, too bad its all cliché

I wish I didn't had to go sleep now
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 25, 2005, 02:27:26 AM
Granted. You're now an insomnac that loves sleeping.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Post by: MrMister on May 25, 2005, 03:09:56 AM
You now have a better computer, but I cut off your fingers.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 25, 2005, 03:17:24 AM
i swxscv mk  bc had mty fingherst bbhak

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 25, 2005, 03:40:45 AM
your wish is granted, but now they're on your back. have fun!

I wish I could read minds
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Post by: Drace on May 25, 2005, 05:50:37 AM
Wish granted, but you found out everyone hates you.
I wish that human kind wasn't so destructive over it's own planet, that it wasn't killing out the animals and the forest, destroying the enviroment.
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Post by: Sqoad on May 25, 2005, 09:38:21 AM
Wish has been Granted. But the humans started again...

I wish I had posted 1000 posts
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Post by: dragoninja on May 25, 2005, 09:43:22 AM
your wish is granted... you now have 1000 spams and such on your mail...

I wish I could Educate faster.
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Post by: Drace on May 25, 2005, 04:39:53 PM
Wish granted, but you still don't understand it.
I wish that WW3 broke ou. (Ha, find something to make that one corrupt!)
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Post by: Sqoad on May 25, 2005, 04:42:02 PM
Wish has been Granted... But sadly we went back in time so the wish is no longer active... (Got you there!)

I wish I was better at drawing
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Post by: Wildy on May 25, 2005, 06:43:11 PM
Wish granted but u then bump ur head which makes u forget how to use a pencil

I wish my brother's friends stop being assholes
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Post by: Drace on May 25, 2005, 06:45:28 PM
(If we go back in time the wish will still come true and the war will still happen I declare it..... damn word..... ungood(Right?))
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 26, 2005, 12:42:35 AM
Your wish is granted, your brother is now a psycotic evil bread crumb.
I wish for all the n00bs to read the rules!!! Now you know
that's a good wish :D.
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Post by: MrMister on May 26, 2005, 02:22:28 AM
They read the rules, but they all come to your house and ask to come in so you can explain it to them.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 26, 2005, 03:06:46 AM
I wish MrMister would change his avatar to a slice of ham. :p
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Post by: Drace on May 26, 2005, 05:56:19 AM
Wish granted, but he changed it back again.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 26, 2005, 08:14:06 AM
I wish people would actually post a wish after they corrupt the above person's wish.
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Post by: karl3 on May 26, 2005, 03:52:26 PM
wish granted but they dont listen

 i wish i would always be ded!
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Post by: andy165175 on May 26, 2005, 04:00:39 PM
wish granted, but now your...... dead.

 i wish i was a monkey with diabetes

Corrupte that!  :frag:
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Post by: dragoninja on May 26, 2005, 06:17:10 PM
Wish Granted.. but you died from it so now it doesn't matter what the hell you are/wish... (gotcha!)

I wish my throat would stop aching
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Post by: drenrin2120 on May 26, 2005, 06:41:48 PM
granted, but ur now drunk off of cough medicine.

I wish I could be psychic
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Post by: Drace on May 26, 2005, 06:48:27 PM
granted, hmmmm... your wish wasn't corrupted.  Oh wait, the ghosts killed you.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 26, 2005, 07:37:52 PM
Wish granted. Shut the hell up.

I wish I had a thousand roubles.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 26, 2005, 07:59:22 PM
Wish grantes, too bad I don't know what "roubles" are so have one thousand different diseases.

I wish that i knew what "roubles" are.
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Post by: WarxePB on May 26, 2005, 08:21:27 PM
Wish granted, but then your brain exploded.

I wish I could wish the wish of the person below me.
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Post by: Ace of Spades on May 26, 2005, 08:30:13 PM
Wish granted, but my wish was that you can't wish what I wish.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 26, 2005, 10:56:07 PM
Wish Granted...? Exept.. AUGH *everyone's head explodes*

I wish I had another protein bar.

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Post by: Snake Eater on May 26, 2005, 10:58:27 PM
Wish granted, but the you OD'd on Protein and died

I wish I owned the world.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 26, 2005, 11:00:29 PM
Granted. But you are quickly assassinated.

I wish I had some papertowels.
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 26, 2005, 11:09:13 PM
Wish granted but they are made out of crap. ^_^

I wish I had a Turkey Sandwhich
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Post by: Leon_1990 on May 26, 2005, 11:17:25 PM
Wish granted...but the turkey is dry  _veryangry_  (OMG!)

I wish i could waste a wish
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 26, 2005, 11:26:43 PM
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Wish granted...but the turkey is dry  (OMG!)

From the simpsons, right?

Wish granted, but now you wasted a wish, accomplishing nothing

I wish I knew everything
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Post by: andy165175 on May 26, 2005, 11:32:33 PM
your wish has been granted, but einstien comes back to live to kill you for knowing more than him. XD

 I wish I wish i had a mini gun  :para:
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Post by: barnsalot on May 26, 2005, 11:34:37 PM
You have a minigun, but you shall never have any ammo for it.

I wish I had a girlfriend. :|
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Post by: andy165175 on May 26, 2005, 11:41:15 PM
your wish has been granted, but she holds the guiness record for fattest person alive.

I wish that mario would whack barnsalot  with his hammer and then give me mini gun ammo  :para:
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Post by: dragoninja on May 27, 2005, 11:21:26 AM
Wish granted, but MArio was drunk and high on Pills... so he whacked YOU with an hammer instead and gave Barnaslot your minigun

I wish my wish got corrupted
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 27, 2005, 02:13:34 PM
Wish granted, but it got so corrupted that something that can't happen happened, making the universe implode.

I wish noobs would stop posting stuff like  :guns:  :frag:  :para:  >:
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Post by: MrMister on May 27, 2005, 02:37:53 PM
They now post stuff like 'OMG TEH WTFH LMAO FAG N00B'

I wish I had the coolest hairstyle forever.
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Post by: Drace on May 27, 2005, 02:59:18 PM
Wish granted, you now have your out-of-bed-hair for ever, frozen.
I wish I had something that looked green.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 27, 2005, 10:26:29 PM
Wish granted, you have a pile of boogers.

I wish I had an A in Geometry.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 27, 2005, 11:04:27 PM
Wish granted. But you got an F in everything else.

I wish I had better speakers.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 27, 2005, 11:33:16 PM
Wish granted, you know have good speakers, but the ewxplode destroying your house.
I wish that alex became a monkey and threw feces at charas making corey101 blow up and all n00bs speak in old english.
heh, messed wish eh?
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Post by: Big_Duke on May 27, 2005, 11:38:01 PM
Granted,but everybody's dead.

I wish Al Capone killed Scarface Larry to get his nickname back(Not really though)
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 27, 2005, 11:53:00 PM
Granted. But Al comes back and makes the mafia more succsessful.

I wish people would acctually post intelligent corruptions.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 28, 2005, 04:45:45 AM
Granted, but they are so intelligent that everybody turns into an annoying nerd.

I wish I had a PSP.
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Post by: Wildy on May 28, 2005, 04:56:48 AM
wish granted. but its battery only lasts 1 minute for every day u charge it

i wish the the girls from darkstalkers didnt taunt me so ( dam their slutty outfits, i feel like a perv  :p )
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 28, 2005, 05:37:26 AM
Granted. You no longer find those, or any other girls, attractive. How do you like being gay so far?

I wish I had a booklet on how to stretch properly.
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Post by: Wildy on May 28, 2005, 05:44:25 AM
dam u shinotebasiiackh

wish granted. to bad it only teachs u how to stretch urself into a fatal coma in which u did and the doctor comes to moleste u every day when no one is looking

i wish i had an evil monkey in my closet
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Post by: dragoninja on May 28, 2005, 09:30:10 AM
Wish granted, but the mokey is so evil that it slit your throat

I wish I was less shy... :|
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Post by: Drace on May 28, 2005, 09:34:48 AM
Granted, but now you do everything in public and you are embaressed for the rest of your life
I wish I had all horror movies on DVD that can be played on my DVD player and doesn't blow up my house, doesn't kill me, doesn't let the horror creatures come to life, doesn't make me hate horror movies, doesn't trap me inside the movies and doesn't make me blind, deaf or any other form of handicapped.
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Post by: dragoninja on May 28, 2005, 09:55:11 AM
Wish granted... you now have a whole pile of crapy horror movies that won't scare a baby

I wish that [this message has been deleted cuz if you read it you can actually corrupt it] corrupt THAT bastard!
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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 28, 2005, 12:47:29 PM
Okay, you die, have a nice day :D
I wish for something that will 1. not kill me 2.not hurt me 3. not explode, implode, or shamaplode 4. not do anything thaat could  cause pain, mentally or phisically. 5.would not be corrupted 6.could not be corrrupted 7.would be perfect for anything 8.had something to do with charas 9.Would not do anything bad, evil, or in anyway corrupted 10.make you read all this crap 11.make you corrupt this without saying something like: I dodn't read it so now you die thing 12.Be stupid 13.Exist in our material plane 14.make me smarter 15.not make me stupidder 16.make gunsmileys out of the code 17.all around make everyone veeeerry happy. Okay, corrupt that sensibly!
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Post by: Wildy on May 28, 2005, 05:12:02 PM
Wish granted. but u wished for more than 2 things so u get the penalty of getting nothing (thats what u get for trying to suck the fun out of this game, ever1 should take risk)

i wish exotic pictures of felicia and morrigan (like the one above) from darkstalkers didnt give me thoughts. BUT I KEEP MY STRAITNESS NO GAY TERMS
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Post by: Drace on May 28, 2005, 05:33:00 PM
Granted, you have exotic pictures..... of guys.
I wish that there wasn't any more diseases in the world.
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Post by: MrMister on May 28, 2005, 05:35:21 PM
Instead of getting diseases, everyone is burned alive.

I wish I never got bug bites.
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Post by: Wildy on May 28, 2005, 05:37:17 PM
Wish Granted but mankind has sex with monkeys again and now there are even more STDs than before

 [GLOW]AND I SAID NO GAY TERMS BASTARDS[/GLOW]

i wish for bacon flavored pie :D
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 28, 2005, 05:51:20 PM
Wish granted, but it was thrown at somebody's face. Enjoy!

I wish my computer was top-of-the-line.
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Post by: darkrune on May 28, 2005, 06:02:55 PM
Wish granted but it fell off the line quickly

I wish that my toilet was fixed....
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Post by: Ace of Spades on May 28, 2005, 06:05:18 PM
Wish granted, now your toilet is messed up. (fixed has multiple meanings)
I wish that everyone would stop copying GhostClown by putting respect lists in their sigs. (seriously guys, stop that.)
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Post by: Drace on May 28, 2005, 09:43:18 PM
Wish granted, but now they have disrespect lists and the sigs are gigantic.
I wish had some really good songs.
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Post by: Wildy on May 28, 2005, 10:14:36 PM
Wish Granted but the songs become bad when every1 finds out that u have them (yes im harsh)

I wish the world was flooded and we all went to hell so even though im being tortured ill see asseholes get their just deserts
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Post by: Drace on May 28, 2005, 10:19:20 PM
Wish granted, though, only your 'world' flooded and now your in a vegitable state in the hostpital.

I wish these idiots weren't so violent.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 28, 2005, 11:53:33 PM
Granted. The idiots aren't violent, but now the smart people are, so they know how to use it to hurt more people.

I wish Red Giant became Blue Giant. And didn't change back!
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 29, 2005, 12:49:23 AM
Wish granted but now, you are FFL2and3suck


I wish could be the grand Lord of the Earth with no negative consequences, and I was immortal. And I was Grand Lord of the Earth forever.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 29, 2005, 01:40:36 AM
Granted, but the Earth blew up  and now you have nothing to rule, and since you are immortal you must float in space for eternity.

I wish Alex posted more often!
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Post by: Wildy on May 29, 2005, 03:45:28 AM
Wish granted but now he wont STFU

i WISH i wasnt so perverted, with no GAY TERMS INVOLING GUYS (manage to corrupt this right and i will respect u)
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 29, 2005, 03:52:52 AM
Granted. You now have no sex drive whatsoever. A lot like your balls got cut off. Now everyone hates you. Enjoy staying at home kniting, prude.

I wish I was able to spar more often.
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Post by: barnsalot on May 29, 2005, 12:18:24 PM
You can, but you are the worst at it in the history of the world. Therefore, every fight you enter you lose near instantly.

I wish final exams would go away! :(
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Post by: Dragonium on May 29, 2005, 12:33:26 PM
Wish granted. Now, there are no exams, so everyone is totally uneducated and you end up getting a job playing "Grab the Penny from the Bottom of the Fryer" behind the desk at Burger King.
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Post by: Razor on May 30, 2005, 09:40:21 PM
Well, I wish there were no n00bs on charas. (not to be mistaken with newbs, who inturn make the world go round.)
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Post by: Grandy on May 30, 2005, 09:48:07 PM
Wish granted, but since the n00bs think WE ARE n00bs, there are no-one left in Charas.

I wish to take at least a good number at my science test, like 8 or 9
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Post by: WarxePB on May 30, 2005, 09:52:19 PM
You got a good mark(?), but it doesn't5 matter because you're never going to do anything science-related.

I wish I had the motivation to finsish an RM2K/3 project.
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 30, 2005, 10:01:07 PM
Wish granted, but since you were so motivated, you rushed through the game, and the end result was that the game sucks.

I wish Osmose wasn't an *** and get rid of that crap in his sig.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on May 30, 2005, 10:48:40 PM
Wish granted. But he changed it back.

I wish this wish was not granted.
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Post by: Wildy on May 30, 2005, 10:52:10 PM
Wish not granted. Enjoy ur boing life

i wish for the English Kingdom Hearts II and Kingdom Final mix
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Post by: Ace of Spades on May 30, 2005, 10:58:31 PM
Wish granted, but it's for the game system that you don't have.
I wish that my wish can't be corrupted.
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Post by: Weerd Thing on May 30, 2005, 10:59:47 PM
Your wish was not corrupted, so you ended up having the nastiest things happening to you.

I wish... I could go... to the wild!

W££rd
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Post by: Ace of Spades on May 30, 2005, 11:07:30 PM
Wish granted, now you're encircled by a grizzly bear, a cobra, a wolf, a fox, a bunch of black widow spiders, and a bunch of scorpions. Have fun!
I wish that something really funny happened today.
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Post by: Weerd Thing on May 30, 2005, 11:19:09 PM
Wish granted: You forgot to wear your clothes at school today. Everyone laughed.

I wish meepits ruled the world.

W££rd
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Post by: Ace of Spades on May 30, 2005, 11:32:15 PM
(I didn't have school today. Pwned) Wish granted, meepits rule the planet known as "the world"
I wish that.
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 30, 2005, 11:36:23 PM
Wish Granted but you didn't have a wish, so nothing happened\

I wish I didn't have Cancer
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Post by: Grandy on May 31, 2005, 01:36:08 AM
 Wish granted, now you don't have ONLY cancer, but aids as well!
 (do you really have cancer?)

 I wish the next person wish what I wished
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 31, 2005, 01:39:16 AM
Wished granted but everyone's head exploded trying to figure what you wished.

I wished I lived on the Moon.




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do you really have cancer?

Nope. :) I was joking around.
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Post by: Razor on May 31, 2005, 05:06:34 AM
Your wish got granted, but then you suffocated.

I wish the corrupter of this wish dies.
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Post by: Snake Eater on May 31, 2005, 05:35:59 AM
Wish granted....I Die but you also Die for some random reason

I wish I was alive
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Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 07:51:55 AM
Wish granted. You are now "alive" on some far off planet, so you suffocate instantly anyway.

I wish I had more wishes.
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Post by: Big_Duke on May 31, 2005, 12:26:45 PM
Granted but you'll get nothing,except wishes.

I wish I wish I was A fish
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Post by: Red Fox on May 31, 2005, 12:32:50 PM
WIsh granted you are now a little fish that get eaten by a bigger

I wish I was a orc
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Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 12:34:04 PM
Wish granted, but now half a dozen monster hunters come along and nail arrows in your butt.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Post by: Red Fox on May 31, 2005, 12:35:41 PM
Wish granted you know have a better computer but it is as big as your house

I wish there is dragon in this world
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Post by: Weerd Thing on May 31, 2005, 01:26:22 PM
Wish granted, the only dragon present in the world has been discovered and killed.

I wish I had a sandwich with Miracle Whip (as they say, a sandwich just isn't a sandwich, without Miracle Whip.)
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Post by: Drace on May 31, 2005, 01:51:31 PM
Wish granted, but it also has roaches and other disgusting creatures on it.
I wish everyone died by a horrible dead, except me and my friends and their friends and their friends, but not their,their,their friends.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 31, 2005, 02:45:23 PM
Wish granted. Everyone in the world is dead, except you and your friends and their friends, who are now parylised from the neck down.

I wish that someone would corrupt my wish
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Post by: WarxePB on May 31, 2005, 03:23:45 PM
Your wish is NOT granted.


I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Post by: Drace on May 31, 2005, 03:26:27 PM
Wish granted.... but the fish is 3km wide, 1.5 km high and 7km long..... and it ate your mum and dad so now you are an orphan.
I wish that I didn't need to piss.
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Post by: charaman on May 31, 2005, 03:35:42 PM
you dont need to ****, but you can't **** because their spelled the same way on this site.

I wish no one would fight about anything.
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Post by: Red Fox on May 31, 2005, 03:57:23 PM
Your wish is granted there is no fighting evrey one loves each other but it has created total chaos in the world

I wish to post a gun smiliey
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Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 07:39:56 PM
Wish granted. Two seconds ago, the Anti-Gun Smiley Squadron Against N00bs (AGSSAN) was formed. You have just been pwned. Have a nice day.

I wish that my wish was not a wish, but a statement.
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Post by: Blademon on May 31, 2005, 07:47:30 PM
*the logic, it's hurting my head!*

Wish eh, granted. you got Microsoft's "Mission Statement" in the mail.
(take that sucker!!!)

I wish I had an egg bigger than the universe
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Post by: WarxePB on May 31, 2005, 07:51:36 PM
Wish granted, but you ended up crushing spacetime and God, which basically brought an end to everything.

I wish that I was female (take that!)
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Post by: Blademon on May 31, 2005, 07:53:47 PM
Your wish is granted. You become female but keep your male parts.

I wish to set the genie free!
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Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 07:55:59 PM
Wish granted. The genie gets free, and immediately banishes you to a far off dimension where there is a nuclear holocaust every 10 minutes.

I wish all the n00bs would go and jump off cliffs, like lemmings.
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Post by: WarxePB on May 31, 2005, 08:00:10 PM
Wish granted, but then they took everyone else with them.

I wish that I could  physically slap people over the net.
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Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 08:02:33 PM
Wish granted, but you accidentally get sucked into the internet and are forced to spend your life endlessly playing Runescape.

I wish my Flapjack would last forever.
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Post by: Blademon on May 31, 2005, 08:04:47 PM
Your wish is granted. Your Flapjack lasts forever but only when someone else uses it.


*this remins me, the ultimate wish corruptor, Bedazzled*

I wish I was a wealthy, handsome, smart, charismatic, tall, talented, popular, honest, funny, althletic, interesting, straight man and that my dream girl loved me and is perfect herself.
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Post by: Wildy on May 31, 2005, 08:30:43 PM
Wish Granted but u end up on another planet where aliens find u and ur girlfriend ugly and kill ur girlfriend

I wish i had a better looking cell phone
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Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 08:39:07 PM
Wish granted. You now have a very cool looking phone, that looks identical to Omega Weapon. When you try to make a call, it Light Pillars you to hell.

I wish I had a piece of tin foil.
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Post by: Drace on May 31, 2005, 08:51:52 PM
Wish granted, but your tin foil containt a bomb which exploded. I hope you like flying in 1000 pieces around your room.

I wish the next poster died after granting my wish without corrupting my wish or having any bad consequenses for myself or anyone on this planet and beyond this planet.
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Post by: Razor on May 31, 2005, 09:33:46 PM
Your wish is granted, I die, but in the same way Red is "Dead" so it doesn't really matter. And now you can't communicate with anyone, and everyone agrees its not a bad consequense ;)

I wish "My Little Pony" didn't exist
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Post by: WarxePB on May 31, 2005, 09:42:59 PM
Wish granted, but it was replaced by something even worse - My Little Genetically-Engineered Half-Plant Half-Duck.

I wished I wished the same thing as the 23rd person who posted in this thread.
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Post by: Blademon on June 01, 2005, 12:42:41 AM
It's because of people like you that America is where it is today...


Your wish is granted. You get the right to wish the same thing as the 23rd person in this topic; but nothing happens since your wish *was* to make a wish.

I wish no one posts an answer to this post.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 01, 2005, 12:46:57 AM
Your wish is granted, but in order to continue the game, someone needs to post.

And BTW, I'm Canadian.

I wish for world peace!
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 01, 2005, 12:50:16 AM
Your wish is granted there is worldhere peace, but there is now, OTHERWORLDY WAR I wish that 27 squirels would go to your house and murder you in a shower of blood and Al Gore, and they wouldn't do ANYTHING bad to me, ANYTHING.
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Post by: Blademon on June 01, 2005, 12:50:19 AM
Your wish is granted. 27 squirels go to Warxe_PhoenixBlade's house and murder him, then start partying with Scarface_Larry. 12 of them get impregnated and Scarface_Larry now has major child support problems.

I wish Warxe_PhoenixBlade wasn't so bad at corrupting wishes.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 01, 2005, 12:54:31 AM
your wish is teh granted, Warxe is now a uber powerful genie named greg, and he hits you with a pwn-on-a-stick (copyright)
I wish that I had a genetically engeneered duck named Philip.
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Post by: Blademon on June 01, 2005, 01:00:46 AM
Your wish is granted. "Philip" doesn't really like humans, or any living creatures for that matter and proceeds to take over the world while Scarface_Larry was out buying some duck soap.

I wish that Charas-Project.net changes to Charas-R-Us.net
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Post by: Snort_X on June 01, 2005, 02:40:26 AM
wish granted, the toys r us company is pissed off and they sew you.

I wish i hade a pig
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 01, 2005, 03:15:08 AM
Granted. But the pig hates you and is slowly planning your death. Which will involve a pavilion, gravel, jam, and nine leather belts.

I wish I had four arms.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 01, 2005, 07:33:19 AM
Wish granted. You now have four arms, but when you go shopping next, all four get caught in a freak accident involving a custard doughnut and Arnold Schwarzenegger. All your arms have just been ripped off. Enjoy.

I wish I could draw little circles on my page.
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Post by: Sqoad on June 01, 2005, 10:09:37 AM
Wiah has been Granted... But you never made any circles

I wish my wish didn't corrupt
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Post by: Drace on June 01, 2005, 02:30:04 PM
Wish granted, but you didn't wished for anything elso so it's worthless you piece of baboon butt.

I wish Bush would die and no one would replace him, setting America in a giant catostrafe which results in sending all it's atomic warheads to the middle-east, who used it to whipe their asses, which set one of and caused a chain-reactions that destroyed the world, killing all the life on the planet, but that after millions of years life became to grow again, without humans to destroy it.
Yup, I wish that.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 01, 2005, 04:25:30 PM
Wish Granted, but you die also.

I wish I had infinite dollars, with no negative consequences.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 01, 2005, 05:01:06 PM
Wish Granted. You have a book called "Infinite Dollars - With No Negative Consequences!". Unfortunately, you pay $1000 for it, and when you open it a piece of paper falls out with "Sucker" written on it.

I wish I had a speck of dust.
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Post by: Bart_Fatima on June 01, 2005, 05:29:18 PM
 Kapowie! There is your speck of dust, although it might not be cool, its still dust and its yours

I wish I was the best anime artist
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Post by: Dragonium on June 01, 2005, 05:38:11 PM
(Okay, how was that corrupted?)

Wish granted. You are the best anime artist, but so are all the Otaku fanboys that wished that. So you're not really the best after all.

I wish I had the power to make my wishes completely uncorruptable.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 01, 2005, 05:43:28 PM
Granted. Now no-one can corrupt your wishes, but that basically means the game loses It's point and you can't post here anymore.

I wish for pizza, cola and a film. Now.

 
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I wish that I was female (take that!)

I think we knew that for ages, but that settled it...
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Post by: Drace on June 01, 2005, 06:18:01 PM
Wish granted, but your pizza is cold and covered with roaches. Your cola is the cheapest stuff in the world and it tastes like crap and the movie is one of the suckiests in the world called 'Trolls 2' (search it up, it really is one of the worst movies ever).

I wish you all died!!!!!!!!
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Post by: WarxePB on June 01, 2005, 06:20:28 PM
Wish granted, but now you have no one to chat with on Charas.

I wish I had a life outside of a computer.
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Post by: Red Fox on June 01, 2005, 06:36:16 PM
Wish granted you now have a life outside a computer but evrey thing outside the computer have been destroyed by a nuclear war.

I wish I had 50 bottle of cocacola and 50 choclade bars and 75 glasses of milk mixed in to one drink.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on June 01, 2005, 06:50:24 PM
wish granted, BUT however you are now eating/drinking poisonous food,

ok, i wish, i whas charas creator/owner/founder!
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Post by: True Evil on June 01, 2005, 06:51:25 PM
You are, and now everyone is complaining to you and you can't take it.

I wish that the next person who makes a wish wishes that I didn't make them ruin a wish on my wish.
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Post by: Razor on June 01, 2005, 09:24:46 PM
Unfortuantly, while I was trying to understand that, you were hit by a bus.

I wish to know the winner of the cola wars.
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 01, 2005, 09:34:55 PM
Granted,but you knowing would cause the apoclypse.





I Wish my dog won't be put to sleep because she bit me on the face.
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Post by: Razor on June 01, 2005, 09:49:02 PM
Wish granted, but unfortuantly someone had to be put to sleep so you go the needle instead.

I wish the world was bigger so population wouldn't be a problem.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 02, 2005, 07:20:21 AM
Wish granted. The world is so big, in fact, that half of the world is burnt up by the sun while the other half freezes all living things.

I wish Big_Duke would stop saying the same corruption over and over and over and-
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Post by: Razor on June 02, 2005, 07:30:17 AM
Your wish unfortuantly could not be granted, unless free will is changed.

 I wish that that last wish could come true.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on June 02, 2005, 06:52:24 PM
wish granted, but big duke is dead, he had a masseve clogged arterie.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I wish I had more Ramen Noodles, not so hot though.
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Post by: Razor on June 02, 2005, 09:17:25 PM
Who said corruption was a bad thing?

For you maybe: Your wish came true. You are teleported to Antarctica where you find a huge crate of ramen noodles frozen in a iceburg.

I wish the person who makes this wish corrupt lives a long happy life. :)
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 02, 2005, 10:29:57 PM
Granted. I'll be fine. But you will die a slow and painfull death, after a horrible life.

I wish I had a headset and a GeForce3 graphics card.
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 03, 2005, 12:19:37 AM
Granted,But a theif stole your computer.


I wish I could have a lifetime load of bananas.
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Post by: Razor on June 03, 2005, 09:51:17 PM
Wish granted. The amount of bananas that it would take someone to eat from when they are born until they die appear in the sky and crush you to death.

I wish I don't have to pay for the funeral in anyway.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 04, 2005, 05:05:08 AM
Granted. But in a few moments someone's going to have to figure out how to pay for YOUR funeral.

I wish I had a hammock in my room.
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Post by: MrMister on June 04, 2005, 05:14:29 AM
When you sit in your hammock you are horrified to discover that it is coated with Anthrax! And the only way to get anti-biotics is to lick the bellies of 412 moldy, wet, dead crawfish, all infested with maggots.


I wish it wasn't allergy season.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 04, 2005, 05:18:49 AM
Wish granted but it's now "kill people with the username Mr.Mister" for some odd reason.

I wish I didn't lose my arm in Vietnam.
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Post by: Drace on June 04, 2005, 06:09:40 AM
Wish granted, but you have lose the other one and one of your legs.

I wish this damn smilie  :D  didn't had such a big smile.
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on June 04, 2005, 07:03:31 AM
Wish granted, Now the smillie looks like this: :)

I wish that I was 21 years old
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 04, 2005, 09:17:14 AM
Granted, but you're now 5 years closer to your DEATH

I wish I owned a floating island
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Post by: Red Fox on June 04, 2005, 10:31:30 AM
Wish granted you know one a island located in the north pool.

I wish I had 52,5 choclade bars.
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Post by: MrMister on June 04, 2005, 11:03:58 AM
You have 525 'Choclade Bars', choclade being a chemical invented to help walruses lose weight that tastes like powdered milk without water.

I wish they would make another Ninja Turtles movie with an entire MC Hammer soundtrack again
 

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Wish granted but it's now "kill people with the username Mr.Mister" for some odd reason.

I wish I didn't lose my arm in Vietnam.

Pff, I could take a 13-year old.
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Post by: Wildy on June 04, 2005, 05:29:45 PM
Wish Granted, u now have a porno flick of the teenage mutant ninja turtles having sex with each other with MC hammer's music playing in the back round

i wish i had the entire Galaxy Angel (only ppl that know Galaxy Angel can corrupt this look on google if u dont and why the **** are u reading this useless information :D )
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 04, 2005, 06:03:10 PM
Gongrats but I dont know what that is so have a duck :V
I wish that you wouldn't corrupt this wish.
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on June 04, 2005, 06:34:11 PM
Okay I didn't corrupt it instead your computer will now blow up in 5...4...3...2...1...

I wish I was a demon! :D
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 04, 2005, 07:10:07 PM
Wish granted. But you're quickly captured and put into a high security prison with three foot thick walls of steel. You will stay there for the rest of your long *** life bored as hell.

I wish I had bunny slippers.
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Post by: Chaotic_Death on June 04, 2005, 07:12:54 PM
You get bunny slippers, but then you find out the bunnies are still alive, then they mutate and eat you from the inside out.

I wish I could change the color of my eyes and have blood come form my teeth like this smiley: :vampire:
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Post by: Red Fox on June 04, 2005, 08:04:08 PM
Granted , you turn in to the smlilie and now it's the only thing you can do

I wish I had 1 krona
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Post by: Legendary Troy on June 05, 2005, 08:11:37 AM
granted you got a villan character i made up in my game

I wish i had a pool
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Post by: Drace on June 05, 2005, 09:25:26 AM
Wish granted, but it's full with sharks.

I wish I had fricking sharks with fricking lasers attached to their fricking heads! (Austin Powers; Dr. Evil reference)
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Post by: Legendary Troy on June 05, 2005, 09:28:28 AM
Granted, enjoy you austin powers shark with lasers on thier head action figure
 
I wish i was human
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Post by: Razor on June 05, 2005, 11:31:35 AM
You are now a human. A dead one.

I wish this smily :) had one more pixel.
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 05, 2005, 01:50:38 PM
Granted,now it looks like this: :D



I wish I was Immortal,and could not die of anything,even the apoclypse.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 05, 2005, 03:03:38 PM
Granted, but when the Apocalyps finally comes, you will be doomed to float in space forever.


I wish for a stack of pancakes a mile high!
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on June 05, 2005, 03:19:19 PM
wish granted you now have a mile high stack of pancakes but you are now algregic to pancakes and if you even touch one you burst into flames!

I wish I wasn't in prison any more and still alive and still on this earth's crust!
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Post by: Drace on June 05, 2005, 03:33:04 PM
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You are now a human. A dead one.

I wish this smily :) had one more pixel.


(Damn you Razor!!! you undid my wish!)


Wish granted, but you were caught again for running naked in an elderely home in which you gave 29 elderly a heart attack or which 25 died.

I wish this game would end.
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on June 05, 2005, 04:40:06 PM
Drace what about my wish?
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Post by: Razor on June 05, 2005, 10:03:20 PM
The game ended but started again.

I wish to know the first thing Colonel Sanders would say if he was alive today.

Colonel Sanders is of course the KFC guy.
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Post by: MrMister on June 05, 2005, 10:37:18 PM
He would say 'WHY DID YOU TAKE ME AWAY FROM HEAVEN RAZOR'
And then would chase you to the ends of the earth until he catches you and eats your soul.

I wish my breadmaker wasn't broken anymore.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 06, 2005, 03:54:30 AM
Granted. It's not broken, but it's not yours anymore.

...I wish I had a breadmaker.
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Post by: Legendary Troy on June 06, 2005, 05:42:42 AM
granted but its broken :D


i wish i had two cats
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 06, 2005, 05:55:19 AM
wish granted but they're both dead cats.

I wish I was a Fish (Yes, I toke it from Red Giant's Member title)
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Post by: Legendary Troy on June 06, 2005, 05:59:00 AM
Granted but you were fished up by fisherman and got sealed in a can of chunk light tuna

i wish i had mod powers
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 06, 2005, 06:15:15 AM
Wish granted. You now have mod powers to a crappy proboards forum that no one visits.

I wish I had a headset.
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Post by: papercup on June 06, 2005, 06:31:44 AM
Wish granted, but there was only one head.

I wish I could finally complete Golden Embers.
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Post by: Drace on June 06, 2005, 02:54:40 PM
Granted, but it was a waste of time.
I wish I wish I wish Snake was a fish
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Post by: Dragonium on June 06, 2005, 03:40:22 PM
Wish granted. Snake is now a fish, and you are also a fish, which ironically is about to get eaten by a large snake. Oh, the logic.

I wish my cola would refill itself.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 06, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
Granted. But it refills itself with pee.

I wish I wasn't so bored...
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Post by: Drace on June 06, 2005, 07:16:21 PM
Granted, but your life became so exiting for a day that it gave you a heart attack.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cookies.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 06, 2005, 07:37:51 PM
Wish granted, but Mr. Roboto comes and lasers your cookies by mistake, and then Renard from James Bond murders you and makes you star in a Resident Evil parody with him. Turns out they were Randomness Cookies. Oh well.

I wish my pen didn't just run out.
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Post by: Razor on June 06, 2005, 09:38:05 PM
You pen did not run out of ink. However, it grew legs, and ran out the door.

I wish for this sentence to end
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 06, 2005, 11:02:54 PM
Wish Granted but you get cancer for no apparant reason.

I wish I was a Cat who could talk to humans.
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Post by: Wildy on June 07, 2005, 01:10:07 AM
Wish Granted, but u r killed by a maniac that thinks ur evil because he thinks things that can talk to people that shouldn't r evil after seeing several chuckie movies

I wish some ppl werent such assholes
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Post by: andy165175 on June 07, 2005, 02:04:26 AM
wish granted, but now their worse.

I wish the world was 2-D.
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Post by: Blademon on June 07, 2005, 02:45:54 AM
Your wish is granted. But now life is nothing more than a one big message board.

I wish that I had 6 toes, and if something good or bad happened, that I would get 5 toes then.
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Post by: Razor on June 07, 2005, 06:54:02 AM
Wish granted, but now you have gangrene and have your legs amputated.

I wish Red would start making StarScape comics again.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 07, 2005, 10:17:20 AM
Granted (w00t) but They're rubbish.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 08, 2005, 12:06:06 AM
I wish moosetroop would make a wish for me to corrupt.
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Post by: Drace on June 08, 2005, 05:18:06 AM
Granted, he wished that he died and you corrupted it by letting him have a painfull death, only the corruption works on you aswell so your bith dead now.

I wish the new episodes of Lost/Malcolm in the Middle/South Park/Scrubs would air tonight.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 08, 2005, 06:08:58 AM
Granted. But the episodes blew chunks.

I wish I could play AA.
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Post by: Sqoad on June 08, 2005, 10:57:01 AM
Wish granted, You now play on a AA battery!

I wish that it was summer, And nothing bad happened!
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on June 08, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
granted, except it's going to rain all summer (bad for those who dislike the rain)

I wish I was no longer such a scary demon and was out of prison for good, still alive, and incablable of going back to prison, or dieing.
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Post by: wildguy3922 on June 08, 2005, 11:09:48 AM
Summer came, but school had to continue through the summer because of winter.

I wish a lot of girls that irritate me stopped calling me.
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Post by: Drace on June 08, 2005, 01:05:52 PM
Black: Granted, now your a scary guy named Igor, and you have a hump the size of Texas on your back.

Wild: Granted, no girl will ever like you again.

I wish I could grant more wishes!
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Post by: dragoninja on June 08, 2005, 02:13:35 PM
Wish granted.. but noone wishes anything from you anymore...

I wish that George Bush would stop beeing President, AND he can NEVER EVER become a President again.. or anything that would grant him power to control anything.. he may NEVER get a new job or anything like it.. he would basicly disappeare and never come back... (how wonderfull that would be)
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 08, 2005, 02:18:10 PM
Wish granted. Now Dick Cheney is President.

I wish that I had 1 billion dollars.
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Post by: Blademon on June 08, 2005, 05:11:42 PM
Wish granted. You now have 1 billion dollars in stocks that will go bad... just... about... Now.

I wish that everytime someone corrupted my wishes, i would get a brand new F1 car.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 08, 2005, 06:02:43 PM
Wish granted, but the F1 car is always on fire and there is no engine.

I wish StarScape would take over Charas and never changed back to charas.
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Post by: Grandy on June 08, 2005, 06:15:54 PM
 Granted, but then MSlash Domain took over Star-Scape
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 08, 2005, 06:43:18 PM
No wish to Corrupt

I wish MSlash Domain would explode, and StarScape would be the ruler again!!!
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 08, 2005, 07:07:40 PM
Wish granted, but now Starscape is a pile of trash.

I wish for a perfect life.
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Post by: Drace on June 08, 2005, 07:51:26 PM
Granted, but it soon got trashier than Starscape.

I wish Razor would go to Starscape.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 08, 2005, 08:26:59 PM
Wish Granted, but then he died

I wish I was a wish
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 08, 2005, 09:33:11 PM
Congrats, you are now a wish, I will now use you and you will become corrupted.
I wish for something that will kill only the guy who posts after me, and nothing bad\anything will happen to me.
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Post by: wildguy3922 on June 08, 2005, 11:13:22 PM
Wish Granted, an assassination attempt was made, but he was arrested for jaywalking.

I wish that the movie "House of the Dead" was never made.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 09, 2005, 01:21:54 AM
Granted. Oh, yeah, did you hear about that new movie "Cottage of the moratly impaired"?
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 09, 2005, 01:26:48 AM
No wish to corrupt

I wish school would be out already!!!
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on June 09, 2005, 11:04:34 AM
It is and summer sucks *** due the fact that the sun is going to be out all summer and dry up all the water and then after winter will be the most demonic thing ever experinced in your life!

I wish I was a fox demon! (And everything from my last wish cuase I'm lazy...)
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Post by: Drace on June 09, 2005, 01:04:34 PM
Granted, but since I didn't bother to read, you are now a porkypine who loves donkey punches.

No wish to corrupt
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Post by: Kinslayer on June 09, 2005, 04:48:55 PM
No wish to corrupt

I wish that I could bring peace to the World
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Post by: Drace on June 09, 2005, 05:36:10 PM
Granted, but everybody destroyed the weapons and then the aliens attacked.

I wish......
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 09, 2005, 11:05:50 PM
Wish Granted, I got to fill it out myself and I made you into a large burrito

I wish a had a burrito
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Post by: Fortet on June 09, 2005, 11:29:31 PM
Wish granted, but the beef had scorpian venom in it and a bomb was buried in it, causing you to blow up & be toxic at the same time!

I wish I had $1 million.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 09, 2005, 11:52:26 PM
Wish granted, but then it got blown away by the wind.

I wish I could possess people.
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Post by: darkrune on June 10, 2005, 01:12:42 AM
Wish granted but, now other people can posses you and you lead to the collapse of the world.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 10, 2005, 08:32:37 AM
I wish you would actually follow the rules and post a wish.
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Post by: barnsalot on June 10, 2005, 08:52:25 PM
Granted. Now he does post wishes, but has found that they all become corrupted so he stops again.

I wish for a pony. (Come on, this is easy!)
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Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 08:59:37 PM
Wish granted, but he kicks you when you trie to get on, then spontaniously combusts when you do.

I wish I had controll over all!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by: Red XIII on June 10, 2005, 11:32:35 PM
Granted. But you go crazy when people start to ask you permission for everything "(YES... you CAN go the f***ing bathroom... now leave me alone!!!!!!)"

I wish to be Indiana Jones
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 11, 2005, 12:15:46 PM
Granted, but you get crushed by the famous boulder.

I wish for universal peace.
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Post by: Kinslayer on June 11, 2005, 06:50:11 PM
Granted. You have just caused the Apocalypse.

I wish that I could be a great musician.
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Post by: Drace on June 11, 2005, 09:00:43 PM
Granted, your know great in the Barney theme song.

I wish the Teletubies became terrorists.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 12, 2005, 12:53:58 AM
Granted, they attack and kill you.

I wish that I ruled the world indefinitely.
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Post by: barnsalot on June 12, 2005, 01:11:32 AM
Wish granted, you rule the teddy bear kingdom, "The World".

I wish for red.
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Post by: darkrune on June 12, 2005, 07:11:08 AM
Wish Granted when you are shot in the head and blood  RED blood sprays all over.

I wish I could remember the rules
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Post by: Dragonium on June 12, 2005, 10:14:03 AM
Wish granted. You remember the very last rule, "You must jump off a cliff", so you go and do it.

I wish I was better at FFTA.
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Post by: Razor on June 12, 2005, 10:56:57 AM
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Originally posted by Drace
I wish Razor would go to Starscape.

Not gonna happen! Die!
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Originally posted by Snake Eater
Wish Granted, but then he died

Well, that's just great news. lol

Wish granted. You became better, but so did everyone in the worldiverse, and also, the game became WAY better, and it kicks j00r áss all the time.

I wish.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 12, 2005, 11:25:59 AM
Wish granted... But seince there's nothing there, I'll make up my own.

 
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I wish I would be dissembowled by a stoned rabbit.


Granted. ...But you just got disembowled by a rabbit... Tough luck.

I wish I had a 2' x 2' x 1" peice of forcefeild.
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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2005, 04:44:48 PM
Wish granted, in your mind.

I wish  :frag:
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Post by: Dragonium on June 12, 2005, 04:55:29 PM
Wish granted. You get :frag:, and I get :frag: :frag:.

I wish for more Smaaaaaaaaaarties. :D
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 12, 2005, 08:33:14 PM
Wish granted. The smarties are poisoned, and you die.

I wish for immortality.
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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2005, 08:41:47 PM
Granted, but you outlived everyone you know and lived miljons of years. The entire human race has evoveld, except you.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 13, 2005, 10:47:30 PM
No wish to corrupt, so...

I wish that I made the perfect RPG.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 13, 2005, 11:12:54 PM
Wish granted, you made a game titled "The Perfect RPG" which blows. Hard.

I wish I had a pet donkey (who is alive and won't hurt me and nothing else bad)
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Post by: Razor on June 13, 2005, 11:33:52 PM
Wish Granted. The donkey does nothing bad at all. However, since the donkey is not doing bad things, bad things are happening to it.

You both get grinded down into dog food. And then you get blown up.

I wish Hitler was dead again.
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Post by: Razor on June 13, 2005, 11:37:58 PM
Hahaha! I saw that, VulcanRaven!
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on June 13, 2005, 11:40:05 PM
Wish not granted,
Unfortunately, Asukaraharo lives somewhere you don't know and therefore, you cannot wish death upon him, remember what goes around comes around.(Biggie and pac example)

I wish I had every episode of Dragonball, Z, GT, etc. etc.
(UNCENSORRED LIKE SHOWING THE KILLING PARTS AND STUFF LIKE IN THE JAPANESE ONES!) on tape.

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EDIT:
Razor:
Yeah, good thing no one else saw it. :/
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Post by: Razor on June 13, 2005, 11:45:01 PM
dude, I said Hitler, not Asakura =p lol

wish granted. you have every original uncut episode on tape. but it's an audio tape, not a visual one.

I wish to know if Superman could outrun the Flash.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 14, 2005, 12:30:28 AM
Wish granted, but you forget it immediately.

I wish that my game was the best game in the universe.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 14, 2005, 02:00:16 AM
Granted. It is the best game in the universe. Unfortionatly, no one played it, so it's greatness remains a secret. Poor you.

I wish that my 3dfx card was supported by America's Army.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on June 14, 2005, 02:07:17 AM
Wish granted,
but along comes Bush with his Nukes and your 3dfx card is forgotten.

I wish I could play the guitar.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 14, 2005, 03:36:39 AM
Wish granted, you can play it, but you suck

I wish I was a Dog
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Post by: Darkfox on June 14, 2005, 03:41:21 AM
Wish granted, but now you have rabies from a vampire bat.

I wish I did not have a chocolate chip cookie, got that? I DON'T WANT ONE!!
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 14, 2005, 05:15:06 AM
Wish Granted but insted you get worm cookies

I wish I didn't have all these tests this week or any week.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 14, 2005, 05:19:09 AM
Granted. They're now every other day.

I wish I had some mint chocolate chip ice cream.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 14, 2005, 05:48:31 AM
wish granted, but it was made of poison and you died

I wish I was 20 feet tall
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Post by: Razor on June 14, 2005, 06:10:15 AM
wish granted, but when you suddenly gain 14 or so feet, you're standing under a high powered fan at the time, and you get cut into pieces.

I wish there was no racism.  :x
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 14, 2005, 10:07:47 AM
Wish granted. Sexism is incresed though, women and men fight in a huge war that ends up with everyone dying in a bloodbath of destruction!!!! Or something.

I wish i wasn't feeling so ill so I could eat something
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 14, 2005, 02:16:13 PM
Wish granted, but then you choke on the food and die.

I wish I was a mod on Charas.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 14, 2005, 03:16:43 PM
Granted. You are a mod. A mod in a sense that you are genetically modified to answer all the n00b requests without fail. Have fun.

I wish Marche didn't have such gay hair.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 14, 2005, 04:24:34 PM
Wish granted, his hair now sucks.

I wish I was the most respected person in the world.
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Post by: Razor on June 14, 2005, 09:42:23 PM
Wish granted. However, you're dead, and noone remembers who you are. Of course, anyone who does remember you will über respect you.
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Post by: dragoninja on June 14, 2005, 09:52:30 PM
you forgot to wish ^^

I wish that I could move to England today (so I can't come back to charas sooner)
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Post by: Razor on June 14, 2005, 09:55:08 PM
Wish granted. You get back to English, which has been destroyed.

I wish charas didn't censor "asshat" (which is ásshat)
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 14, 2005, 11:19:10 PM
Wish granted, but now you have to post it in every post. You forget to, and you get banned.

I wish that I was a moderator.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 14, 2005, 11:52:17 PM
Wish granted, you are now the Mod of some random website and you are the only member

I wish I had no Homework. EVER.
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Post by: Razor on June 15, 2005, 03:44:38 AM
Wish granted. Dead people don't do homework. :)

I wish so many of these corrupted wishes wouldn't end with death. I mean, I've been killed and have killed many times so far. I mean, what the?
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 15, 2005, 03:47:16 AM
Wish granted. Instead, you suffer the most painful torture for all eternity.

I wish I was a moderator of Charas.
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Post by: Razor on June 15, 2005, 04:02:31 AM
Wish granted. You become mod of a new section called n00b r3qu3575, where only the most n00bish n00bs on the planet post. and you have no mod priviledges.

I wish Batman was a scientist.
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Post by: dragoninja on June 15, 2005, 09:46:31 AM
Wish granted, Batman is now a scientist that works with acid and he accedently triped and spiled 30 galons of Acid on himself, so now he's dead... sorta

I wish that I had a Nuke... that doesn't end up Killing me In any way...
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 15, 2005, 10:12:31 AM
The nuke doesn't kill you, but it kills your family and friends.

I wish I owned a female lap dancer, who is beautiful and doesn't want to kill me
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 15, 2005, 11:14:15 AM
Wish granted. She doesn't want to kill you, but she has to because she works for the mob.

I wish I composed music as good as John Williams. (The Star Wars guy)
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Post by: Drace on June 15, 2005, 02:41:42 PM
Wish granted, now all the nerds bother you all day for an autograph of the guy who can act like The Star Wars guy. And you have a Darth Vader custom on all day.

I wish I catched Osama Bin Laden and got the medal of honor, lots of cash and declared international hero.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 15, 2005, 03:58:01 PM
Wish granted, but he kills you before you can turn him in

I wish  :frag:  this guy was a cow shooting a gun.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 15, 2005, 04:00:56 PM
Wish granted. :frag: is now a cow shooting a gun, but just off screen is :x, which represents you.

I wish to wash, to wash a wish.
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Post by: Razor on June 15, 2005, 09:47:29 PM
Oh dear. When you said wash, you became target of a freak flood that lasts a million years. And it only effects you. I hope you can swim!

I wish to witness someone implode, someone who is not me in a mirror or reflection or future telling video screen, someone who is not my friends or family, and that absolutely nothing bad happens to the world/me/my friends or family, and that the only bad thing, and there's only one, happens to the guy who implodes, who isn't me or my family. or friends.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 15, 2005, 10:01:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Oh dear. When you said wash, you became target of a freak flood that lasts a million years. And it only effects you. I hope you can swim!

I wish to witness someone implode, someone who is not me in a mirror or reflection or future telling video screen, someone who is not my friends or family, and that absolutely nothing bad happens to the world/me/my friends or family, and that the only bad thing, and there's only one, happens to the guy who implodes, who isn't me or my family. or friends.


Wish granted. It is a dear friend of yours with whom you got into a spat with, ending the friendship for the brief moment in which you watch them implode.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on June 15, 2005, 10:02:17 PM
Wish granted, the guy implodes in front of you. But it is so terrifying, you need therapy for x amount of years.

I wish I had a fridge full of Frank's Red Hot and a life time supply of hotwings and smirnoff of all kinds!
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Post by: Razor on June 16, 2005, 06:47:30 AM
I like Dendrin's more :x

Ok, Cool Zidane:

Wish Granted. You get your turkey sandwich, and you find: "Not bad.  Nice, hot mustard.  Good bread.  The turkey's a little dry. ...The turkey's a little dry!"

Dendrin:

The fridge is welded shut. and also, surrounded by molten magma.



I wish Mr T would star in his own TV show. (Not that I really care)
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Post by: Dragonium on June 16, 2005, 02:55:35 PM
Wish granted. Mr. T stars in a show called "Beat Razor With a Stick". Bad luck there.

I wish I could talk with a convincing Australian accent.

 - I don't want to be chased by/chase a crocodile.

 - I don't wanna be hunted by Australians.

 - I don't want to be sued by Steve Irwin's fan club for negligence.

 - I don't want to be banished to the Australian Outback.

 - I don't want to implode/die/explode/be poisoned/be eaten/be forced to listen to the Crazy Frog/be shot/fall off a cliff/fall down a manhole/lose 120 IQ points for no reason.

 - I don't want any other retarded problems.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 16, 2005, 03:08:29 PM
Wish granted, but when you fly to Australia, the plane crashes. You survive but are trapped out at sea.

I wish that everything was perfect and that nothing bad could ever happen.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 16, 2005, 03:15:49 PM
Wish granted, now life is perfect on a different planet.


I wish that my friend was not a Star Wars fanatic.
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Post by: Fortet on June 16, 2005, 03:22:25 PM
Wish granted. Now he's a Treky!

I wish my wish would not be corrupted. >:)
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Post by: Kinslayer on June 16, 2005, 03:22:33 PM
Granted. Your friend is a Star trek now.


I wish I had an angel (Nightwish :p)
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Post by: Razor on June 16, 2005, 09:39:15 PM
Fortet: Your wish has been granted. BUT THEN, IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.

Kinslayer: Your wish has been granted. You get an angel of death called nightwish, and he rakes his sickle across you a few times before taking your soul to the pit of hell.

I wish the person who corrupts this wish turns into a dog.

 
 
 
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 16, 2005, 10:22:12 PM
Wish granted. I turn into a dog, attack you, kill you, and then change back into a human.

I wish that the universe was perfect and did not result in anything bad.
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 02:07:54 AM
Wish granted. But now there are no dirty things left. It all went to you and you died.

I wish I had more wishes!
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Post by: oooog on June 17, 2005, 02:15:13 AM
Wish granted, but you have too many wishes, therefore, do not pass go, do not collect 500 dollars.

I wish that my fridge became full of snack packs.
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 02:32:48 AM
Wish granted, but they are all past experation date.

I wish I had a puppy.
W/O rabies.
That won't attack me.
That is house trained.
That won't die for 40 years.
That doesn't attack cats.
Or chase cars.
Or gets sent to the pund.
Or runs away.
Or is gay.
Or humps everything in sight.
:D
try corrupting that!
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 17, 2005, 02:38:09 AM
Wish granted. You get so excited about having a puppy that you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could never get sick.
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Post by: oooog on June 17, 2005, 03:40:10 AM
Wish granted, you just got shot.

I wish that when I wish about me wishing about me wishing for me to be able to wish about having a wish about me wishing that I wish the number 40 billion trillion quadrillion billion million was a real number, and I had a form of currency that only I can spend, and if anyone else tries to spend it, or forces me to spend it, they get struck by lightning.
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Post by: Razor on June 17, 2005, 04:33:34 AM
Wish Granted. Only you can spend it. And noone takes it. They want normal currency!

I wish everyone who killed me died.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 17, 2005, 06:00:39 AM
Wish granted. Your best friend kills you, and they die.

I wish I me, my family, and my friends all had immortality.
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Post by: Darkfox on June 17, 2005, 06:26:51 AM
Wish granted, welcome to eternal Limbo!

I wish I had a corrupt evil mutant mustard monster that will chase after me every day.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 17, 2005, 02:54:18 PM
Wish granted. He catches you on the first night and kills you.

I wish that I made the perfect game and everyone bought it and played it.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2005, 03:15:25 PM
Wish granted. They all buy it and play it, but the game is faulty and they sue your butt off. Literally.

I wish I had a chandelier.

 - I don't want to stand under it.

 - I don't want to pay for it, or be sued because I didn't pay for it.

 - I don't want it to emit poison gas.

 - I don't want to be blinded by light reflecting off it.

 - I don't want it to land on me, due to the tilt off the earth.

 - I don't want the Crazy Frog to be hidden in it and be impossible to shut up.

 - I don't want any other dumb suprises.
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 03:43:44 PM
Wish granted. You read the electric bill for it and it costs the same price as it did to reconstruct the Twin Towers.

I wish I wish I was a fish!
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Post by: Razor on June 17, 2005, 11:59:55 PM
You're a fish without gills, you drown.

I wish I had a car.

I don't want it to explode
I don't want it to have a car bomb
I don't want the seats to eat people
I don't want the seatbelts to decapitate
I don't want to have car accidents
I don't want to have it on another planet, or in space other than on Earth in whatever country this game is and has always been based
I don't want the breaks to cut out at any point
I don't want to die in a horrible car accident
I don't want the price of petrol to be steeper than normal
I don't want to run out of petrol while driving on a speedway or something and
I don't want to be locked inside with no way out next to the Crazy Frog.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 18, 2005, 12:48:24 AM
Wish granted. Someone steals the car, and you never see it again.

I wish for that I made the perfect game. But...

-Everyone buys it
-It isn't faulty
-The people love it
-The game won't do anything in anyway to hurt or kill me and my friends and family
-There are enough copies for each person on Earth to have 50
-There is nothing involving the Crazy Frog
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Post by: Neonlare on June 18, 2005, 12:51:34 AM
Wish granted, but the game's main character is Sweety the Chick!


I wish for people to post more on my topics    :yell:
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Post by: Razor on June 18, 2005, 01:03:16 AM
Only n00bs comment on your topics now. thousands. but they don't actually want to talk about your topic, they just use :frag:  :para:  and speak in 1337. When you try to steer the topic back on track, they say "STFU N00B  :guns:  :frag:  >:  :para:" and swear alot.

I wish Batman Begins was a french movie. Why? WhyTF not?
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Post by: darkrune on June 18, 2005, 01:42:06 AM
Wish granted but they took it to the extreme and many french people dressed up in bat man costumes and caused world war 3.

I wish that my game would be done and completly free of any bad things and could not be screwed up.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 18, 2005, 02:24:00 AM
Wish granted. No one buys it.

I wish that the everyone on the forums were intelligent users.
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 18, 2005, 03:49:11 AM
Granted,now people will be reading a book instead of typing on these forums.

I wish I had a Mansion that. . .
-Isn't haunted
-Is the best mansion in the universe
-Is already paid for
-Is owned by me
-Me and my family won't die or have a horrible desease
-Is not broken into
-is not corrupt
-Is furnish very nicely
-Is not a deathtrap
-Is not a too large or too small
-I will live happily
-Complete with Butlers and Maids
-Is not destoryed
-Is a corrupt proof place
-Has a Impassable security system
-Has no downsides
-Won't make me bankrupt
(Corrupt this wish,try it)
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 18, 2005, 04:01:03 AM
Wish granted. Now there are many jealous men with machine guns waiting outside.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 18, 2005, 02:02:39 PM
Granted,you now have an uncorrupt wish,but we don't know what that wish was so we gave you a 7" Teletubbie


I wish I had a Car that. . .
-Cannot be corrupted
-Cannot be destroyed
-cannot be stolen
-Has every gadget in the universe and time itself
-cannot cause me and my family to die
-is Owened by me
-Has a mind of it's own
-Also loves me dearly
-Would not drive away
-Is polite
-Hates robbers
-Cannot be moved until it moves or I move it
-Cannot dissapear
-Cannot cause men to be jealous
-Isn't taken by the FBI,CIA,or any other Agent place
-
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 18, 2005, 02:03:41 PM
Granted,you now have an uncorrupt wish,but we don't know what that wish was so we gave you a 7" Teletubbie


I wish I had a Car that. . .
-Cannot be corrupted
-Cannot be destroyed
-cannot be stolen
-Has every gadget in the universe and time itself
-cannot cause me and my family to die
-is Owened by me
-Has a mind of it's own
-Also loves me dearly
-Would not drive away
-Is polite
-Hates robbers
-Cannot be moved until it moves or I move it
-Cannot dissapear
-Cannot cause men to be jealous
-Isn't taken by the FBI,CIA,or any other Agent place
-
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Post by: Dragonium on June 18, 2005, 03:15:48 PM
Granted. They day you buy your car, the Daleks invade. The car did not cause your death, the Daleks did. Ha.

I wish I had a speck of dust.
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Post by: Drace on June 18, 2005, 03:46:51 PM
Granted, but it's just dust

I wish they woulnd't post anymore 'This may not happen and this may not happen and it can't be corrupted this way to' wishes.
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Post by: Neonlare on June 18, 2005, 03:57:56 PM
Wish granted, but everyone still goes on about wishing and crap...

I wish I was a Black Mage...
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 18, 2005, 04:26:20 PM
Wish granted. you are now related to Osmose _sweat_

I wish I owned a tub of moose chow
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 19, 2005, 01:43:51 AM
Granted. You now have a one ton tub of moose chow on top of your puverized corpse.
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Post by: Razor on June 19, 2005, 10:25:38 AM
Wish Granted. Your complete lack of wish implodes us all.

I wish I hadn't imploded, however.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 19, 2005, 04:00:15 PM
Wish granted. Instead of imploding, you explode.

I wish I had a dog that didn't attack me and didn't run away and loved me very much.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 19, 2005, 04:16:56 PM
Wish granted. You get hit by a falling piano.

I wish I was a banana.
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Post by: Drace on June 19, 2005, 05:55:09 PM
Grantedm but your not a Chiquita.

I wish I could ROCK!
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Post by: Dragonium on June 19, 2005, 06:00:54 PM
Wish granted. You can now ROCK, because you are made of ROCK and you will be ROCKING for all eternity.

I wish chavs didn't exist.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 19, 2005, 06:02:47 PM
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Originally posted by Drace
Grantedm but your not a Chiquita.

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, now wiggers invade Europe.

I wish I had a pet rock.
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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 19, 2005, 08:06:56 PM
Wish granted....unfortunatley it was conjoured above your head and smashed your skull all over the new carpet.

I wish Alice In Chains Never Broke Up
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 19, 2005, 10:15:58 PM
Granted. "Alice" a BDSM video star didn't "break up".

I wish I had some money.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 19, 2005, 10:40:11 PM
Granted, you get a million dollars. Shame you were dumb enough to take it to New York.

I wish I could count to 5.
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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 19, 2005, 11:32:00 PM
Wish Granted....But you get confused when someone asks you the time.

I Wish i was purple XD purples cool.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 20, 2005, 12:16:48 AM
Granted. But here's a little known fact: Purple is the official color for gay. Thuper! (No, I'm not kidding.)

I wish I had something good to eat.
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Post by: Razor on June 21, 2005, 08:27:38 AM
Wish granted. You get a live cow, a bunch of wheat, some lettuce and tomato seeds. Enjoy your hamburger!

I wish the only person to suffer any pain unhappiness or death due to this wish is Peter Andre.
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Post by: Sqoad on June 21, 2005, 09:07:03 AM
Wish granted... But you died a painless death

I wish for luck in my new school!
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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 21, 2005, 10:21:12 PM
Wish granted, you do well in your homework, you do well in your exams but unfortunatley everyone else in the school made the same wish so nothing really changed.

I wish Fred Durst wore a blue cap instead of red.
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Post by: Razor on June 21, 2005, 10:36:42 PM
Wish Granted. Fred Durst gets decapitated wearing blue.

I wish the Charas Pub was a movie, starring Tom Cruise as everyone, like previously mentioned. (A long time ago)
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Post by: darkrune on June 22, 2005, 03:41:19 AM
Wish granted and on his way to the set those evil War Of The World Buggers got him. O.o

I wish that the 15,000 registered mebers on charas were actually active!
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 22, 2005, 04:39:02 AM
Wish granted, now the site has so many posts that take up so much bandwidth it crashes.

I wish sticky notes were called Adhesive Pads.
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Post by: Razor on June 22, 2005, 08:23:15 AM
*I accidently clicked that thing*
Now the adhesive pads are named so, and also, so adhesive that you accidently rip your skin off.

I wish they never made Water World.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 22, 2005, 10:01:21 AM
Wish granted. Instead, they make Dirt World, which is even longer and more boring, and you have to sit through 20 showings.

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.
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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 22, 2005, 10:57:51 AM
Wish granted...you have a fish (thought i'd at least spare one wish lol)

I wish...my bloomin Signature would bloomin work...stoopid thing
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 22, 2005, 01:16:58 PM
Granted,but it made you computer Implode.


I wish I was the Universe's fattest human and couldn't die of health conditions,wouldn't be made fun of,and was a sumo wrestler and could not be defeated.
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Post by: darkrune on June 22, 2005, 08:57:28 PM
Wish granted, we strapped him to a spaceship and shot him off to infinity.

I wish that All the resources I have are organized!
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Post by: WarxePB on June 22, 2005, 09:05:36 PM
Wish granted, all of your resources are organized on another computer.

I wish for nothing.
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Post by: maxine on June 22, 2005, 09:21:24 PM
Wish granted: now u cant do anything at this site. Its crashed.

I wish i had a Cup of tea
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Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2005, 09:40:49 PM
Granted. Here's a golf tee.

I wish I had a million bucks
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 22, 2005, 09:58:39 PM
Wish granted. You are run over by 1 million male deer. (bucks)

I wish for fame, wealth, and love I can possess.
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Post by: maxine on June 22, 2005, 10:13:15 PM
Wish ganted: you ended up as an the wealthiest indian (in the 30¨s) so you had 2 apples and a boring life.

I wish i died.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 22, 2005, 10:40:33 PM
Wish granted, but some dumbass rvives you with a phoenix down.


I wish the contestants on American Gladiator would use  bacon as swords of doom.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2005, 12:23:03 AM
Granted: The american gladiators turn into pigs.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
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Post by: Razor on June 23, 2005, 04:40:54 AM
Wish granted. You find out what you wanted, but you wasted your wish.

I wish there weren't annoying people on this site who run up an extreme amount of posts in just a few days. =p
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 23, 2005, 04:51:53 AM
Wish granted but now you run it up yourself.


I wish i was a member of Insane Clown posse.
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Post by: Razor on June 23, 2005, 04:54:45 AM
Wish granted. You are now a member of AN insane clown posse. They kidnapped you and plan to drink your blood.

I wish Mr Potato head was Mr Colon Head.
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 23, 2005, 05:01:44 AM
wish granted but you are him.


I wish i didn't have my blood drank.

(BTW it seems like me and razor are dueling or something.)
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 23, 2005, 07:07:32 AM
Wish granted. Now you just get bloodily dismembered by the vanpires that wished to suck your blood.

I wish I had an authentic samurai katana in a plexi-glass case.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 23, 2005, 07:19:04 AM
Wish granted. Balogna ninjas break into your house and you are attacked by flying balogna because you can't get the sword. HA!

I wish I could dance an Irish jig without hurting somebody for once.
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 23, 2005, 02:07:37 PM
wish granted but your legs fall off.

i wish that i made the best rpg that everyone loves.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 23, 2005, 05:23:24 PM
Wish granted. People love it a bit too much and you get arrested for selling a sex toy to minors.

I wish I had the Big O.
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Post by: maxine on June 23, 2005, 10:34:03 PM
Wish granted: you got a big O, so big it rolled over u

I wish that my mom will be a man
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Post by: Razor on June 23, 2005, 10:43:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by garyrobinson1990
(BTW it seems like me and razor are dueling or something.)

WTF? No we ain't. Drunk.



Wish not granted. Your mother IS a man.

I wish the French also spoke English.
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Post by: maxine on June 23, 2005, 10:47:13 PM
Well i think Razor proved that i got my wish as i wanted... Dosent itt?

Wish granted: Now there isno french language.

I wish My the quest of Simon game crashes
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 24, 2005, 12:06:30 AM
Granted. Unfortionatly (or fortionatly for some of the members here) the virus that broke your game also crashed your computer, and will not allow you access to the internet.

I wish this athletic cup didn't give me a rash on my balls. This hurts, man.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 24, 2005, 03:12:26 AM
Wish granted, you were neutered and how you have no balls to get a rash on. 0_o

I wish Shino never mentioned his rash.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 24, 2005, 03:14:02 AM
Granted. Now I'll just mention your mother's herpes and the round she makes around my block.

I wish shipping costs weren't so high.
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Post by: darkrune on June 24, 2005, 06:29:02 AM
Wish granted, they just make it 99 cents and put the rest on the origonal price.

I wish that I got and A on all my finals.
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Post by: maxine on June 24, 2005, 06:40:58 AM
Wish granted: You have now A but all years before turned too C-

I wish Erica likes me
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 24, 2005, 08:43:39 AM
Granted. The 7 foot tall transvestite hooker with hairy legs named "Erica" is madly in love with you. ...eewwwww


I whish I had some tooling leather.
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Post by: maxine on June 24, 2005, 08:53:40 AM
Wish granted: The leather where so tight you couldent get it of.

I wish i had no wishes
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 24, 2005, 10:02:04 AM
You have no idea what tooling leather is, do you.

Anyway, seince you wish you had no wishes, you can't play anymore. GASP!

I wish Johan would stop being "away" so we could finish setting up my Americas Army server.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 24, 2005, 03:30:42 PM
Wish granted. Johan has stopped being "away", and started being "dead".

I wish I had a camera.
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Post by: maxine on June 24, 2005, 06:16:42 PM
Well u didnt say Wish granted so i have more wishes. GASP !.

Wish granted: the camera made every 1 u took a pic of blind cuz of the strong flash.

I wish i had some chips
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 24, 2005, 10:35:27 PM
Wish granted. You have some chips. Also known as "cow chips", "cow patties", or simply "cow ****". Enjoy.

I wish I could remember the rest of the (actuall) "yo-ho" song.
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Post by: Razor on June 25, 2005, 08:32:32 AM
wish granted. you are now stuck in a small room with yo-ho on a loop forever.

I wish I directed a crappy movie that noone liked but everyone saw.
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Post by: Weerd Thing on June 25, 2005, 03:03:17 PM
Wish granted: Everyone wants to kill you for dumbest movie ever created.

I wish my wish would make sense, which is the following: 10010010010100100100100100101010011010101010100101010101001010101010100010100101001010101001010100101010

enjoy.

W££rd
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Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2005, 08:20:29 PM
Granted: The literal translation was: ’RI*j©U*¨¥*•*

I wish for a million wishes.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 25, 2005, 08:25:45 PM
What? I can't hear you, I was next to concert speakers. You wish for a million fishes. Here, knock yourself out.

I wish Ronnie VanZandt never died in that plane crash.
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Post by: maxine on June 25, 2005, 08:45:00 PM
Wish granted: they threw him out of the plane before it crashed.

I wish i liked apples
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 25, 2005, 09:07:46 PM
How dare you speak ill of Ronnie VanZandt.

Wish granted. Apples like you back. You taste really sweet on their tongue.

I wish people would stop corrupting wishes by killing someone.
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Post by: darkrune on June 25, 2005, 10:11:23 PM
Wish granted the people get so mad at you that they distinegrate you and keep you within an inch of death.

I wish that my plubming was fixed!
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 25, 2005, 11:49:17 PM
Granted. Your plumbing is fixed, but your toilet isn't there. Thus spraying fecil excriments all over your house. Yummers!

I wish I didn't hurt a lot.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 26, 2005, 12:01:52 AM
Wish granted. Here, have a cookie. LACED IN POISON!

I wish I had every Beatles record.
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 26, 2005, 12:35:55 AM
wish granted. you now have a record on every beetle.


i wish someone wouldn't mess up this wish.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 26, 2005, 05:07:08 AM
Granted. No one will mess up your wish. You, on the other hand, are about to be messed up with a machete. Say cheese!

I wish I knew how to properly hook up an external HDD.
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Post by: darkrune on June 26, 2005, 06:36:24 AM
Wish granted but when you finally learn how you are electrcuted!

I wish that summer lasted forever!
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Post by: maxine on June 26, 2005, 06:41:22 AM
wish granted: the summer got so hot that you melt.

I wish i had Lingonsylt med köttbullar och potatis. Swedish foooood
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 26, 2005, 06:51:07 AM
Wish granted. It's been in fridge awhile and it's atrting to breath. Don't eat it for awhile.

I wish hash was called McBiscuit.
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Post by: maxine on June 26, 2005, 07:11:29 AM
wish granted: Now every 1 got high and died.

I wish kirby could wish again
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 26, 2005, 08:13:36 AM
Wish granted. But your corruption was just as retarded as your last one, and no one likes you anymore.

I wish this ****ing TJ 700x would cooperate and let me give others access to my server!
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Post by: Razor on June 26, 2005, 09:53:08 AM
Wish Granted. But it's a time grant. It won't happen until long after you're dead.

I wish it was all that easy.
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Post by: maxine on June 26, 2005, 02:02:48 PM
shinotebasiiackh. You really give bad answers.

Wish granted: now you find it as easy to kill ur self.

I wish you said that wish again

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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 27, 2005, 05:44:49 AM
Awww, did I hurt your feelings?

Wish granted. The only complication is that he didn't want to, and you had to pay him. But, what's this? Oh noes! You don't have enough money. Looks like you'll have to make the people you whore yourself out to actually pay, this time.

I wish Jimminy Crickit was squished in "pinochio" (Or how ever you spell it. Silly Italians)
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Post by: darkrune on June 27, 2005, 06:18:46 AM
Wished granted, the world heard you were theone who did it and came after you with burning sticks!

I wish nOObs would stop making respect lists.
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Post by: barnsalot on June 27, 2005, 03:32:02 PM
They do, but they all created Darkrune hate lists.

I wish I never had to pee again.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2005, 06:00:07 PM
Granted: You now produce large amounts of yellow liquid from your sweat pores.

I wish you could be my wife.
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Post by: Vicener on June 27, 2005, 06:09:07 PM
Wish Granted!
Now I am your wife, this now means you have been thransformed into a woman and you ar the slavered wife.

I wish I had to never pay bills.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 27, 2005, 06:12:45 PM
Wish granted. Now the catholic church hunts you down for taking their tax exmptness.

I wish Billy the magic invisible dancing jackalope would stop talikng to me.
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Post by: Vicener on June 27, 2005, 06:18:26 PM
Wish Granted!
He will  not talk to you. Now he will send you a hundred e-mails a day.

I wish for a new planet to live on.
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 27, 2005, 06:20:16 PM
wish granted he now sings to you.

I wish people would go through their own lives instead of telling me what to do in mine.
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Post by: Razor on June 27, 2005, 09:55:26 PM
Just something from the previous page, I much enjoy Shino's posting :p

Wish granted. Now its the other way round. Now you are Hitler. YOU MUST BE DESTROYED! EXTERMINATE! *bloody Dalek getting to me*

I wish n00bs were you.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 27, 2005, 10:05:37 PM
Wish granted, but I'm such a n00b that mess up in corrupting the wish and wind up making you the n00b.

I wish for immortality for my friends, family, and pets.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 27, 2005, 10:22:33 PM
Wish granted. Now you're all highlanders ad get your heads lobbed off by Kurgan.
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Post by: Razor on June 27, 2005, 10:27:12 PM
Wish Granted. Now you are gay.

heheheh.
I wish that Red Giant would get off his fat bony áss and start manufacturing them damned comics again :/
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Post by: Vicener on June 28, 2005, 12:01:55 AM
Wish Garnted!
Sadly when he stud up from his "fat bony ***" he fell down and couldn't make the comics.

I wish my computer was alive.
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Post by: CoolZidane on June 28, 2005, 12:18:33 AM
Wish granted. It attacks you.

I wish the most skilled people in the history of Charas would help me with my game.
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Post by: Vicener on June 28, 2005, 12:21:33 AM
Wish Granted! It is the laziest person on the world and doesn't really help you much, still when he does he just makes some crapy work.

I wish I had a PSP.
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 28, 2005, 12:37:39 AM
wish granted but it arrives broken


i wish i had a taco.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 28, 2005, 01:01:40 AM
Wish granted, but you're still the least origional person I know.

I wish I lived by the ocean in a stone cottage with a bottle of rum.
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 28, 2005, 01:34:26 AM
wish granted but the house caved in killing you and breaking your botlle of rum


i wish i wasn't so original.
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Post by: darkrune on June 28, 2005, 04:58:34 AM
Wish granted you have now absoultely no persoality.

I wish that we discovered advanced space travel and advanced into the space age.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 28, 2005, 05:16:53 AM
Granted: I'm not sure about this, but the space age was before the information age, so now there are no home computers.

I wish I was a gorrilla.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 28, 2005, 08:14:52 AM
Wish granted. you are a mighty silverback gorrila! King of the bunch!
...Untill you're shot and you're hands are cut off and sold on the black market, anyway.

I wish I had one of those things that takes cat hair off of clothes...
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Post by: maxine on June 28, 2005, 09:05:19 AM
Wish granted: the thing does put dog hair on you instead.

I wish i where 3 years old
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Post by: Razor on June 28, 2005, 09:56:17 PM
I thought you were.

I wish everyone had mine detectors incase they step on a mine, then they know that they have done so because it goes off, and then when they step off a mine they die anyway.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 29, 2005, 02:37:08 AM
Granted: Now all the coal miners can get to work more easliy. Huzzah.

I wish I had the biggest box of pop tarts in the world!
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 29, 2005, 08:41:40 AM
Wish granted. Oopsies! All of the chemicals in poptarts give you seven forms of cancer and you die a slow and painfull death. Breakfast foods can be dangerous, kids.

I wish my AGP slot and vid card was x2, x4, and x8, rather than just x4 and x8 :(
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Post by: Razor on June 29, 2005, 09:27:08 PM
wish granted, it is now 2x, 4x, and 8x smaller. x means times or "multiply"
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Post by: coasterkrazy on June 29, 2005, 09:43:13 PM
I wish I had a roller coaster in my backyard.
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Post by: Snake Eater on June 29, 2005, 09:46:35 PM
Wish Granted, but it goes off the track and you die.

I wish I had all the resources I need to make my game. And I want good resources, and all the ones I want.
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Post by: Razor on June 29, 2005, 09:49:00 PM
Snake Eater's game to be complete, in the year 10021i352950931951f
Ya gotta long way to go. and no demos.

I wish Square never went with Enix. Coz Enix sucks assssss.
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Post by: oooog on June 29, 2005, 09:52:00 PM
Wish granted, they merged with..*shudder* Microsoft *shudder*

I wish that I had pudding that only I can eat that DON'T expire.
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Post by: Razor on June 29, 2005, 09:54:43 PM
It's crap flavoured.

I wish mr Potato head was the president of America, and that he was a much better President than Bush.
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Post by: RoseAce on June 29, 2005, 11:36:29 PM
Instead of being invited to his innogaration dinner, he was the innogoration dinner.

I wish I could write poetry without ever getting bored.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 30, 2005, 01:38:11 AM
Granted. You now love writing poetry, and you never EVER get bored of doing it! ...But your poetry sucks.

I wish I had a sandwich to throw at someone.
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Post by: RoseAce on June 30, 2005, 02:00:36 AM
Wish Granted, but unfourtanatly the person you threw a sandwhich at was a cannibal, he gets P****d and eats you.



I wish everyone would wish the wish I just wished. :flower:
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Post by: coasterkrazy on June 30, 2005, 02:27:00 AM
Wish granted, but now everyone is confused and everyone dies because no one can function anymore because of all the chaos caused by no one knowing wht the other one's wish was even though it was the same. (whew)

I wish I knew what I just said.
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Post by: Razor on June 30, 2005, 07:47:00 AM
You do, unfortunately you forgot right after.

I wish it was a couple of degrees warmer.
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Post by: maxine on June 30, 2005, 07:50:03 AM
wish granted: a couple is 100 for me so you´d burn too death

I wish  :) went too  :D
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Post by: RoseAce on June 30, 2005, 07:30:54 PM
 :D    Had a gun and  :guns:    :) .



 I wish everyone except me was too dumb to wish.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on June 30, 2005, 07:38:06 PM
Wish granted, no one wishes except you, which doesnt matter because your wishes wont come true anyway.

I wish I had more plans for this summer.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 30, 2005, 07:38:50 PM
Wish granted. One of your plans is to nuke your own house.

I wish Addramelech would just go back to his own dimension and stop bothering me.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on June 30, 2005, 08:02:51 PM
Wish granted, but now Exodus has taken Addramelech's place and is bothering you even more than Addramelech.

I wish I just finished writing the next bestseller novel.
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Post by: darkrune on June 30, 2005, 08:36:14 PM
Wish Granted you wrote a book Entitle, The BestSeller Novel, which truly sucks.
I wish I could have all the resources for game making right now.
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Post by: oooog on June 30, 2005, 10:01:52 PM
Wish granted, except so many people already wished this, all the resources got mixed up so you got someone elses resources.

I wish that my tv would stop getting a bad picture on my favorite channels.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 30, 2005, 10:44:27 PM
Wish granted: Your TV a splode

I wish I was BATMAN
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 30, 2005, 10:54:07 PM
Wish granted. Your name has been legaly changed to "BATMAN". Nerd.

I wish there was more time in the day...
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Post by: coasterkrazy on June 30, 2005, 11:34:20 PM
Wish granted. Nobody sleeps anymore so there is more time and everyone goes crazy due to insomnia.

I wish healthy food tasted better.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 01, 2005, 12:29:06 AM
Wish granted, but now it's so expensive that you can't afford it.

I wish for a pizza.
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Post by: darkrune on July 01, 2005, 04:10:06 AM
Wish Granted..... A MUTANT PIZZA!!!!! You are 2 hours later hung for witch-craft.

I wish that My Pool Heater Worked....
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 01, 2005, 09:29:58 AM
Wish granted. Now you just need to find some people that want to go into boiling water.

Quote
Originally posted by coasterkrazy
Wish granted. Nobody sleeps anymore so there is more time and everyone goes crazy due to insomnia.


Uh....... yeah......

I wish I owned some tinfoil oragami.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 01, 2005, 10:19:47 AM
wish granted but nobody has ANY idea of what it is, and so do you.

i wish that... all wishes that are made after me are not wishes...
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Post by: Razor on July 01, 2005, 10:39:09 AM
A Dalek goes back in time before you made that wish and exterminates you.

I wish n00bs knew how to count.
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Post by: maxine on July 01, 2005, 11:10:58 AM
wish granted: they are now smarter than you

I wish i had 9 crackers
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Post by: Razor on July 01, 2005, 11:40:40 AM
you're smarter than me? nah.

they all cracked, and killed you.

I wish StarScape was popular.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 01, 2005, 03:07:10 PM
Granted. It's popular, but no one likes it anymore.

I wish these pants weren't so torn up.
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Post by: Dragonium on July 01, 2005, 03:38:12 PM
Wish granted, now they are completely gone.

I wish all the chavs were gone.
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Post by: Razor on July 02, 2005, 03:12:54 AM
now somethign just as bad has replaced them, called travs

I wish the smurfs ruled the earth and then blew up the planet.
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Post by: RoseAce on July 02, 2005, 04:26:51 AM
Wish Granted, but, As in all good rpg's, a smurf heroe found his empire was wrong, and save the day by transporting to an alternate dimension.


I wish I wish that everything that ever existed or is going to exist blows up, creating a wurmgate that feads unto itself, causing mass suicides in all religions except for the Indians,(Dots not Feathers)

And popsingers didnt have enough money to save themselfs, and the government never existed to stop this, and you never existed to corrupt this wish.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 02, 2005, 04:34:12 AM
Wish granted, but the military revealed the Stargate project and sent someone back in time through it during a sun spot moment to kill you before you made the wish.

I wish my melon baller would dance in lederhosen.
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Post by: RoseAce on July 02, 2005, 01:19:36 PM
Wish granted It does, but it trips falls and breaks.

(Their is no government to have a military)



I wish for an infinate better object for video games design, that came out with a ton of infinate better resources, that I downloaded and made thousands of backup cds before my computer exploded, or the internet crashs with some realistic y2k bug.
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Post by: darkrune on July 03, 2005, 03:52:59 AM
Wish granted The COTTUTED WISH MAFIA, then assaniates you!!!!!!
I wish that the food chain was normal again!
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Post by: Razor on July 03, 2005, 11:01:34 AM
Well, by normal standards, humans are being eaten by oxygen. Weird world.


I wish Batman was the mayor of the city, and then somebody set him up the bomb, so then the Joker became mayor, and threw the city into darkness, but then Batman comes back, and it turns out that the person who set Batman up the bomb was the Joker, so then they battle on top of a volcano, and the Joker pushes Batman in, but the Batman uses his anti gravity shoes and pushes the Joker in, and the volcano starts to erupt, and then Batman escapes just in time to watch the volcano explode, and then the day is saved, and the city returns back to normal, but when Batman gets back to his mayoral office, the chair turns around slowly and then in the seat is Twoface and then it's all like to be continued!

Look closely, no full stops. :D
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 03, 2005, 11:38:37 AM
Wish granted. The crappily made flash cartoon will be mailed to you shortly.

I wish I could find some good renders to use in my art.
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Post by: Teto on July 03, 2005, 12:01:18 PM
Wish granted. Now u can but u might not.

I wish u could get tree flavoured pie.
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Post by: Razor on July 03, 2005, 10:22:10 PM
in an unrelated incident, a tree crushes you

i wish school wasn't lame
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 03, 2005, 10:46:43 PM
Granted. Now it just sucks total ***.

I wish I was finished with school.
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Post by: Razor on July 04, 2005, 08:21:48 AM
you are now officially finished with (primary) school. all you need to do is colledge/uni/whatever

I wish *death*
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 04, 2005, 02:26:50 PM
Wish gra- whatever, you're dead anyway.

I actually meant that. Next year is last year of high school! Weeee

I wish I was able to stop time in order to sleep.
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Post by: maxine on July 04, 2005, 04:28:22 PM
Wish granted. You fell asleep and never woke up

I wish my sandwich was larger
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 04, 2005, 04:44:03 PM
wish granted, your it became larger grew teeth and eventually ate you... a n00b-burger >.<

i wish... that i could wish a thousand wishes, that would wish out of themselves!
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Post by: Bluhman on July 04, 2005, 04:46:25 PM
Congratulations! You have 1000 corrupted wishes!

I wish the next posters hair was red and would claim that he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 04, 2005, 04:47:32 PM
`wish granted, i now have red hair, and i am soooo cool XD

i wish nobody's wish would be corrupted..
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Post by: Razor on July 04, 2005, 09:43:13 PM
corruption strikes, and now everyone wish will be granted, included but not limited to:

I wish the moon exploded killing EVERYone.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 04, 2005, 09:58:03 PM
Granted. Saturns moon exploded and killed a little girl with the name of "Every". She was the first girl to have that name as well, thus she's known as Every number one.

I wish I was hangin.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 04, 2005, 10:13:58 PM
Wish granted, you are now about to be hanged for stealing, whether you actually stole something or not.

I wish I was better at tennis.
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Post by: Razor on July 04, 2005, 10:25:53 PM
Unfortunately, Tennis becames the MOST UNPOPULAR SPORT IN THE WORLD

I wish Every was alive again. But if she is a zombie send her into the sun.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on July 04, 2005, 10:45:06 PM
wish granted, the zombie EVERYone was sent to a sun in a galaxy 300 billion lightyears away.


i wish that the steak will hurry up and finish cookin so i can eat it......(4th of july cookout ;D)
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Post by: Razor on July 04, 2005, 11:36:05 PM
it's been cremated. rejoice.

I wish the sun EVERY one was sent into became a supernovae.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 05, 2005, 09:51:53 AM
the sun EVERYone got send into the planet ''became a supernova''
and now the other side of the galaxy is destroyed...


i wish that EVERYone whas out of this game
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Post by: Drace on July 05, 2005, 10:57:17 AM
Wish granted, but EVERYone is now EVERYwhere.

EDIT: Forgot ma wish.
I wish that..... ummm.... something happend....
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Post by: byrdbrayn on July 05, 2005, 03:54:40 PM
wish granted, your aunt fell off a cliff.
 
i wish that there were charasets for ALL of rocos facesets.........
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 05, 2005, 04:16:43 PM
wish granted, all of them are, unfortunatly they are right sized its only previews and they are not sized correctly...

i wish that english got combined with dutch...
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Post by: Drace on July 05, 2005, 04:41:51 PM
Which granted, but then the french took over the world.....

I wish for thumbs up!
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 05, 2005, 04:46:03 PM
wish granted, your thumbs are up... up your @$$ XD

i wish for THIS!
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 05, 2005, 05:01:44 PM
Wish granted. An annoying little stamp collector named THIS now lives with you.

I wish for straight A's this school year.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 05, 2005, 05:13:01 PM
wish granted you now get A's, when you do your best... honestly you didnt and you got F's...

i wish that i had all game platforms that would come, would be made up by me:)
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Post by: RoseAce on July 05, 2005, 05:30:32 PM
Wish Granted, but you get hung becouse all of the gamers are bored out of their skulls, and decide to get revenge on you for coming up with such horrible game platforms.


I wish I could gravitate into a top-notch spot on charas.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 05, 2005, 06:33:56 PM
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HA HA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH w-wis-sh BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA G- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH rHa-ante Ah-HAHAHAHAHHAH! *cough cough*  W-wish granted.. You're now the secondary admin of ch- look out for that bus!- ohh.... Too bad he wasn't here long enough to enjoy it...

I wish charas was a little more active in the early morning hours.
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Post by: Dragonium on July 05, 2005, 08:13:34 PM
Wish granted, however the shift in people's activity makes the space-time continuum a splode.

I wish my Dragoon's attacks would actually hit the enemy (Who is not me or anybody I care about).
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Post by: Fortet on July 05, 2005, 08:22:55 PM
Wish granted. You hit an all powerful dragon, doing 1. He turns around, stomping on you, causing an overkill, giving you -50000000000000 HP.

I wish I could have a non corruptable wish
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Post by: byrdbrayn on July 06, 2005, 02:50:35 AM
wish granted, then some crazy mod locked the thread. well......not really.......

i wish bird was spelled b-y-r-d.
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Post by: Teto on July 06, 2005, 03:49:43 AM
Wish granted. It is but everybody's so stupid they don't notice.

I wish that there was a guy in dot hack who's character name is fred, but his real name is Kieth
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 06, 2005, 08:09:35 AM
wish granted there is now a character named fred, and his actual name is kieth, unfornately, he is just an NPC...

i wish for three beer and a glass of water..
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Post by: Drace on July 06, 2005, 09:54:46 AM
Granted, you now have three beers with holes in the bottem of the glass and water from the sewers.

I wish that everyone here smiled so hard they died with exection of me.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on July 07, 2005, 01:32:07 AM
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died with exection of me.


wish WOULD have been granted........but you spelled "exception" wrong........too bad.......actually it looked more like execution, everyone was killed, but you were tortured and executed by being burnt on a stake.

i wish for unlimited wishes.
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Post by: Fortet on July 07, 2005, 01:43:56 AM
Wish granted. No every 2 seconds, you have to wish for the same thing because everything else cannot be granted.

I wish
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 07, 2005, 03:49:16 AM
Wish granted. You wished for nothing! Therefore everything has blinked out of existence.

I wish for a brand new, very bright light bulb.
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Post by: Razor on July 07, 2005, 07:17:51 AM
Brand new, and broken straight away.

I wish Sai Kar was on more often. So often that all the posts are by him. And then he grows mad with power and takes over the world, until he is asploded by a Charas beam. or something to that effect.
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Post by: darkrune on July 10, 2005, 03:13:50 AM
Wish granted, except for the beam misssed, and he make's you his man-servnatand we live happily ever after.....

I wish I knew why we keep gun smiley's in the code if we hate them so much?
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Post by: Razor on July 10, 2005, 12:11:45 PM
Wish not granted, for it is a question asked by all, answered by none.

I wish Cloud9909 would leave.
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Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 02:06:10 PM
Wish granted, no negatives.
I wish he would leave now!
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Post by: maxine on July 10, 2005, 02:55:10 PM
Wish ´granted: he now moved too ur house. Lives in ur room and all.

I wish he leaves ur house aswell Drace !!!
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Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 02:57:55 PM
Granted, I killed him and now the world is a better place.

I wish for ****!
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Post by: maxine on July 10, 2005, 03:02:59 PM
wish granted: since they are hidden it randomly became Homo.
So now you have a room full of homo´s.. Enjoy ;)
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Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 03:11:20 PM
The only Homo here is you.

I wish Maxine would go away.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 10, 2005, 04:52:21 PM
Wish granted, but that doesn't stop him from doing anything unfortunatley.

I wish the next poster was dead.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 10, 2005, 10:50:04 PM
Wish granted. The poster on the wall labeled "next" has been put through the paper shredder.

I wish for the letter A.
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Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 11:00:33 PM
Granted, though B to Z came to and ruined A.
I wish  :jumpin:
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 11, 2005, 06:08:12 AM
Wish granted. You're now a yellow ball that's being beaten to death on the ground by an invisible hand. ....Riiiight....

I wish I owned a 25' x 25' peice of land.
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Post by: maxine on July 11, 2005, 09:41:02 AM
wish granted: you own Antarktis. You live in an igloo and are freezing too death

I wish Someone created a swedish RPG forum
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Post by: Sephiroth rocks on July 11, 2005, 10:48:34 AM
wish granted  there's now a swedish RPG forumm, too bad there's a 5000$ fee for signing up.

I wish there were no n00bs.
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Post by: maxine on July 11, 2005, 10:58:56 AM
wish granted: no n00bs lives but noobs are crawling

I wish my stomach wouldent get so big as fast as i eat
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 11, 2005, 11:00:07 AM
Wish granted. But you're not allowed on anymore....

I wish I had some mouthwash.
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Post by: maxine on July 11, 2005, 11:04:10 AM
Wish granted: but since the wish thinks ur face is the one on the avatar, the mouthwash just slipps out of the holes in ur face.

I wish all members that has signed up and never post anything could close their account
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 12, 2005, 02:03:29 AM
Wish granted. There are no new members that don't post anything... for now...

I wish there were more oreos in oreo ice cream, and that the price wouldn't go up because of this and it was still located where I normally get it.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 12, 2005, 10:55:20 AM
Wish granted. But the new ingredient in oreos makes the ice cream cancer causing.
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Post by: maxine on July 12, 2005, 11:04:09 AM
hahah you always corrupt them by diseases..

You forgot too wish =(

I wish you wish next post shinotebasiiackh
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Post by: Razor on July 12, 2005, 09:45:55 PM
NEIN GRANTINO!

I wish the Smurfs DOMINATED THE UNIVERSE and were 100 METERS TALL
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Post by: Drace on July 12, 2005, 10:04:07 PM
Granted! Now we're all painted blue and forced to watch every episode and the movie The Smurfs vs The Telletubbies! WOOH!

I wish The Telletubbies became the prestidents of America!
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Post by: Razor on July 12, 2005, 10:34:36 PM
Close enough. The teletubbies MEET the BAND called the Presidents of the United States of America. And then they kill the teletubbies.

I wish all the Presidents of the USA (not the band) formed into one super president! except Bush Sr/Jr and Jimmy Carter, who are forced to live on a farm and eat crap.
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Post by: maxine on July 13, 2005, 06:27:37 AM
Wish granted: The super pres. Goes too Iraq and throwns all of them, and randomly. They all falls on you. Sorry

I wish this super president became normal
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Post by: Razor on July 13, 2005, 11:19:08 PM
Now his name is Normal Linclinjefferingstonensteiningburngenton.

I wish Mr. Linclinjefferingstonensteiningburngenton blew up all the countries and noone survived.
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Post by: maxine on July 14, 2005, 07:43:24 AM
Wish granted: Every1 is dead, so is the charas forum.. Then a little piece of human was eaten by a worm and new life is born

I wish i would live at my mom always instead of each week
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 14, 2005, 08:52:58 AM
Wish granted. But your mom, after meeting a nazi, starts becoming more strict and makes you wear khakies. It's probly totaly unrelated. Don't worry about it.

I wish I had the recipe for breadsticks so I could pass it on to some friends.
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Post by: maxine on July 14, 2005, 01:02:35 PM
Wish granted: the reciepe included poison

I wish My girlfirend came home today
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 14, 2005, 01:15:12 PM
wish granted, she dumped you today

well... i wish, for warmer weather:)
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Post by: maxine on July 14, 2005, 01:26:14 PM
wish granted: it got so hot you died

I wish Every guy likes guys so i can get all girls (allthough i have one)
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Post by: Sqoad on July 14, 2005, 10:20:27 PM
Wish granted.
This includes YOU! Now we can't make any more children because noone is attracted to women! CHAOS! We all died out because of that (sorry...)

I wish noone wished anymore! (Forgot... hehe)
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Post by: Drace on July 14, 2005, 11:22:12 PM
Sqoad, that's false. Even if no guy liked women anymore (which won't happen in eternity) then there's allways something called a 'sperm bank' where the women can get [insert word I don't know] so that they still can get children, who are straight.

Anyhoe.... wish granted, no ones wishes anything anymore though wishes have been made so that they allways come true.

I wish for  (B) and  (J)
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Post by: maxine on July 15, 2005, 06:06:24 AM
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Originally posted by Drace
Sqoad, that's false. Even if no guy liked women anymore (which won't happen in eternity) then there's allways something called a 'sperm bank' where the women can get [insert word I don't know] so that they still can get children, who are straight.

Anyhoe.... wish granted, no ones wishes anything anymore though wishes have been made so that they allways come true.

I wish for  (B) and  (J)


Could NOT have said that better..

Wish granted: the smoke made your life 45 times shorter though :(

I wish i had a virus free computer forever
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Post by: SleepAid on July 15, 2005, 11:31:10 AM
Granted. No viruses here! You still have TONS of spyware, though.

Drace, the term is artificial insemination

I wish I knew where the Youth center was.
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Post by: maxine on July 15, 2005, 11:32:24 AM
Wish granted: You now know it but in exchange you forgot where your home is.

I wish i could have my 6 pack back  :s
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Post by: Drace on July 15, 2005, 11:52:12 AM
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Originally posted by SleepAid
Granted. No viruses here! You still have TONS of spyware, though.

Drace, the term is artificial insemination

I wish I knew where the Youth center was.


I never could have guessed that.

Anyhoe, wish granted. You know have a sixpack of empty beer cans.

I wish for a gun.
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Post by: maxine on July 15, 2005, 11:54:34 AM
Wish granted: But its a gun which cant have any sort of bullets

I wish Drace´s gun now can have bullets :P
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Post by: Drace on July 15, 2005, 01:37:01 PM
Wish granted, and I shot you.

I wish that Bush junior died.
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Post by: maxine on July 15, 2005, 02:20:24 PM
Wish granted: he got shattered and turned into 2786645 Bushes jr.

I wish That Charas forum got donated by Bill gates, and that he donated 9823 US dollars
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Post by: WarxePB on July 15, 2005, 02:27:50 PM
Wish granted, but then Alex got arrested for taking bribes from Bill Gates.

I wish that I could kill mosquitoes simply by thinking.
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Post by: maxine on July 15, 2005, 02:48:25 PM
wish granted: but every time you killed one, it decreases your health

I wish that this wish was another wish that i could wish for
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 15, 2005, 02:58:07 PM
okay, but you were forced to leave charas by making this wish!

I wish to have total control over water!
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Post by: Dragonium on July 15, 2005, 05:37:18 PM
Granted, but you have so much power that all water is attracted to you, and next time you pee you get soaked.

I wish all the crappy anime was gone (And not replaced by anything).
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Post by: maxine on July 15, 2005, 06:05:06 PM
Wish granted: the wish thinks all Anime is bad so there is no Anime left

I wish that this wish was granted
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Post by: dragoninja on July 15, 2005, 07:52:54 PM
I just bet you do, but it won't be :p

I wish that I could watch JPs new trailer.... and play LFs game...
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Post by: Sqoad on July 17, 2005, 01:03:39 AM
Wish Granted! But get a better computer first!

I wish you who corrupts this wish DIED!
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Post by: WarxePB on July 17, 2005, 01:43:29 AM
Wish granted. I died, but then I came back to haunt you.

I wish that I had a life.
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Post by: Teto on July 17, 2005, 02:04:44 AM
wish granted. now u do, but it's crap
I wish i had an unlimited number of kittens that could not harm me in any way no matter what
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Post by: Darth_Funk on July 17, 2005, 02:11:03 AM
wish granted, but instead you get a pack of hungry man eating wolves.

I wish I could fly
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Post by: Bluhman on July 17, 2005, 02:38:33 AM
Granted: You've gotten 3 scrolls of icarian flight. Have a nice trip.

I wish I had a rhino.
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Post by: Razor on July 17, 2005, 10:39:03 AM
Wish granted. Now you have a horn up the áss.


I wish Maxine and Cloud9099 live happily every after.

For the love of GOD corrupt this one so bad their heads spin.
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Post by: maxine on July 17, 2005, 01:23:51 PM
Wish granted: we lived happily and do forever but your life turns into ****.

I wish Razor changed name too Dyvers eye
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Post by: Drace on July 17, 2005, 02:49:21 PM
He did, and he kicked you ***!
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Post by: maxine on July 17, 2005, 03:04:43 PM
i thought you were suppose too make a wish.

I wish that my FFP clan won all matches
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Post by: oooog on July 17, 2005, 04:17:56 PM
Wish granted, your FFP clan joined tennis and won all the matches.

I wish that Zygotizzle was a real word.
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Post by: dragoninja on July 17, 2005, 04:32:52 PM
Wish granted. It WAS a real world, but not anymore

I wish that I was an admin! :p
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 17, 2005, 05:05:43 PM
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Originally posted by Dragonium
Granted, but you have so much power that all water is attracted to you, and next time you pee you get soaked.


Umm...if I had control over water can't I just stop it with my powers???

anyways wish granted but you were kicked out for being underage and were then run over and sent to purgatory!!!

I wish I had someone to sprite for me!
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Post by: dragoninja on July 17, 2005, 05:43:34 PM
Wish granted, but he was so bad at Spriting that you got arrested

I wish that couldn't (yes couldn't) swim... HAHA!!
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Post by: Bluhman on July 17, 2005, 05:50:46 PM
Wish granted. That guy couldn't swim.

I wish the sky looked like ground.
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Post by: darkrune on July 17, 2005, 06:14:33 PM
Wish granted you got so confused when waking up in the forest you rolled off a cliff, you thought was a mountain.

I wish that I had 1,000,000,000 dollar's.
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 17, 2005, 08:00:49 PM
Wish granted, but it's conterfit (Sp?) money and you get arrested.

I wish I was a robot.
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Post by: maxine on July 17, 2005, 08:25:35 PM
Wish granted: but as soon you touch water you are getting weaker

I wish i had a banana
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 17, 2005, 08:59:55 PM
wish granted but its evil and eats your soul!

I wish Snake Eater (yes him) was no longer a robot!
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Post by: maxine on July 18, 2005, 01:34:44 PM
Wish granted: he is human and way smarter than usual, so smart he kills you

I wish Snake eater turned back into his Robot form
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Post by: darkrune on July 18, 2005, 07:36:43 PM
Wish granted, he crushe's you with his metal fist.

I wish that I had more motivation.
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Post by: Dragonium on July 18, 2005, 07:40:04 PM
Wish granted, you are motivated off a cliff.

I wish that my posts didn't keep (Kill) containing (Your) subliminal (Parents) messages.
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 18, 2005, 07:56:19 PM
Wish Granted, they now contain traces of peanuts.

I wish I wasn't a robot anymore.
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Post by: Solstacefaerie on July 18, 2005, 08:44:53 PM
you do, but now all of its citizens blame you for all their troubles and start a revolution.
I wish that I could find true love and live happily ever after.
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Post by: maxine on July 18, 2005, 09:08:25 PM
Wish granted: you live so happily you actually realise its BORING and kill ur self

I wish i had a gunblade
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Post by: RPG LORD on July 18, 2005, 09:26:50 PM
Wish granted, but you're acting so clumsily with it you accidentally kill your mom.

I wish I knew a wizard that promised never to  turn me into something unnatural but has a hard time recognizing people by looks.
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Post by: Sqoad on July 19, 2005, 07:24:53 PM
Wish granted! You didn't turn into anything unnatural. But he didn't recognize you after a day and turned you to something unnatural anyways!

I wish that Bananas were bigger
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 19, 2005, 08:03:09 PM
Wish granted, but they are so big, they crush you and you die.

I wish  :jumpin: became a cow jumping up and down.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 19, 2005, 08:44:43 PM
The wish was messed up. He WAS turned into a cow, but was immediatley transported to another dimension, where he saw beans.

I wish I had a COOL CAR!
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Post by: maxine on July 19, 2005, 09:12:02 PM
Wish granted: the car is so cool some gipsys come stealing it the very first day you have it.

I wish my friend Simon and i had a boat we watched today that costs 100.000 Dollars <--- Something like that
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 20, 2005, 12:11:51 AM
Wish granted, but it sinks. :|

I wish I had real (not fake) infinite money that I could spend on anything.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 20, 2005, 04:43:13 AM
Wish granted, now the gang is infinetley after you for having so much bling.
I wish I could skateboard.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 20, 2005, 08:42:30 AM
Wish granted. But you broke your leg and both your arms on the first try. Hey, just because you an do it doesn't mean you can do it well.

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Originally posted by Snake Eater
Wish Granted, they now contain traces of peanuts.

Haha, well said.

I wish I could find some good PHP tutorials.
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Post by: maxine on July 20, 2005, 02:45:55 PM
Wish granted: you now have a Pro Homo Picture tutorial which tells the 10 best ways of becoming a homo

I wish i had an Car
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Post by: dragoninja on July 20, 2005, 03:05:49 PM
Wish Granted, but since you could not afford petrol you sold it again...

I wish I got a new computer sooner
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Post by: Sqoad on July 20, 2005, 09:11:11 PM
Wish granted! But it would still take 90 years to get it!

I wish that I was rich and that there wasn't ANYTHING that would have bad effects with it!
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Post by: Razor on July 21, 2005, 11:07:45 PM
You're made out of solid gold.

I wish SATAN DEATH FOR ALL
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 22, 2005, 01:22:45 AM
Wish granted, we all die. Including you.

I wish I lived in a big bubble.
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Post by: Razor on July 22, 2005, 01:44:51 AM
the bubble is filled with carbon monoxide

I wish FLAMING COMETS ATTACK EARTH WITH LASER VISION
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 22, 2005, 02:23:47 AM
Wish Granted, but they disintegrated in the atmosphere

I wish Razor became a robot with LASER VISION.
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Post by: Razor on July 22, 2005, 02:33:38 AM
EXTERMINATE. DESTROY! DESTROY!

Run command C:/Thoughts/Make a wish.exe
Run Destroy All Humanoids.
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 22, 2005, 03:02:22 AM
XD

Wish granted, you try to kill everyone, but you get blown up.

I wish Razor wasn't blown up and was back to a human or Wolf or whatever the hell he was.
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Post by: Razor on July 22, 2005, 03:31:11 AM
Hooray! I'm back to normal! EXTERMINATE. DESTROY! DESTROY!

I wish someone would notice what trick I have been using in this game.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 22, 2005, 03:44:07 AM
Wish granted, but everyone who noticed thought it was stupid and now they hate you.

I wish the  :mrT:  smiley was used more often!
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Post by: Razor on July 22, 2005, 03:48:58 AM
 :mrT: the  :mrT: is now used so  :mrT:  often that  :mrT: all other smilies  :mrT:  have been deemed useless :mrT:


 :mrT:  i wish it would stop!  :mrT:
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Post by: Red Fox on July 22, 2005, 10:30:19 AM
Wish granted but now evrey one starts posting  _ghost_  thse smilies insteed

I wish that something fun would happen
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Post by: maxine on July 22, 2005, 12:12:56 PM
wish granted: you got killed by a 2 year old baby. Wasent that fun? for me it would.

I wish homo was spelled omho
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Post by: Snake Eater on July 23, 2005, 01:58:10 AM
Wish granted, but it confuses everyone, so they kill you! Yay!

I wish Razor would Destroy all Humans! *Except me of course*
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Post by: andy165175 on July 23, 2005, 02:20:22 AM
Wish Granted. Razor Killed Every human Exept Me... However 'Me' was.

I wish People would Realize That Sesshoumaru Form Inuyasha PWNs All Existnece.
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Post by: maxine on July 23, 2005, 08:13:37 AM
Wish granted: he owns you and you obey him untill death in a garbage can.

I wish my girlfriend would come home soon
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 23, 2005, 08:58:11 AM
*Thought that you were a girl. My bad*

Wish granted. She immidiatly dumps you, though.

I wish I had a Russian Slang dictionary.
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Post by: maxine on July 23, 2005, 11:51:42 AM
loooooool shino.

Wish granted: But when you speak russian nobody understands anything.

I wish i had a frog :S
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Post by: Dragonium on July 23, 2005, 12:01:29 PM
Wish granted, but instead, you get the HypnoToad (http://www.uta.fi/~teppo.lindell/)

I wish I had more MP3s.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 24, 2005, 02:05:20 AM
Wish granted. But the RIAA found out (oh noes)

I wish I had a mouse pad.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 24, 2005, 02:12:59 AM
Wish granted. You now have a "pad" in your house where all the mice like to hang out.

I wish the starter of this game actually posted in it.
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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 10:51:21 AM
I am him. (double user)

I wish soup tuesdays was move to fridays SO ALL THE PUNY HUMANS QUESTION THEIR LACK OF SOUP
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Post by: tyia on July 24, 2005, 11:31:21 AM
Wish Granted: Then people would die of starvation and take you with them.

I wish I was the queen of fire and crows and send them to attack people.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 24, 2005, 12:57:51 PM
Wish granted. Wait... I'm a little confused.. Oh well- Wish granted, you're being attacked by flamingly gay crows... What a weird way to die.

I wish I could remember the password to the KAOS TS server...
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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 01:15:53 PM
You remember and then go into a 17613 year coma. thems tha breaks.


I wish you wish we all wish for icecream!
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Post by: tyia on July 25, 2005, 12:16:26 AM
Wish granted..... the only problem was the ice cream was pass its date.

I wish I was a cat.
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Post by: Razor on July 25, 2005, 10:19:43 PM
inside a dog's stomach

Ion Cannon Satellite Approaching.
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Post by: andy165175 on July 27, 2005, 02:32:48 PM
Wish (Was that A wish?) Granted: AN Ion Cannon Crashed onto your Head.

I wish I wish I had a..... Girl form Playboy :D
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Post by: Razor on July 27, 2005, 10:25:11 PM
You got a girl who loves you and will do anything you want ;)

She's from A 1934 printing of Play boy, so she's 91 years old, and incidently has more than 1934 countable wrinkles!

i wish noodle cart speed racing!
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Post by: andy165175 on July 27, 2005, 10:53:25 PM
Man.. YOur evil.

Wish Granted. YOu got Noodle Cart Speed racing. But the Noodles Were FLoppy And YOu Crashed and Exploded.

I wish I had..... A Minigun that Never Backfired, Made me Immortal, ANd HAd Un;limited Ammo. ABnd Could never BE used Against me or my FAmily/Friends.
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Post by: Razor on July 28, 2005, 08:03:01 AM
Damn right I am! And don't you be forgetting it! >:  >:

IT breaks immediantly, and takes the rest of the wish with it.

I wish of the being speaking goodlyness.
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Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2005, 09:37:31 AM
Wish granted. You speak goodliness, and speak goodliness again, but then, because of the influence of n00bs, you begin to speak 1337ness, and nobody can understand what the hell you're saying.

I wish my Lemonade wasn't flat. :|
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Post by: RPG LORD on July 28, 2005, 09:39:32 AM
Wish granted, but the lemonade forms a doughnut around your face and attempts to push you into a bottle.

I wish I was a mage.
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Post by: LynX on July 28, 2005, 11:55:52 AM
Wish granted. Wait until I tell it to the inquisition...

I wish there was no bad grammar in the world.
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Post by: RPG LORD on July 28, 2005, 03:36:41 PM
Your wish has been granted, but the world has grown so obsessed with grammar that they put it everywhere, and even make bombs out of it.
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Post by: Razor on July 28, 2005, 09:54:31 PM
0|\/|6z0|2 |\|0 \X/1$|-|!



1 \X/1$|-| 1 \X/0|_||[) $+0|* $|*3@|<1|\|6 1337... |=0|2 |\|0\X/! \X/|-|@|-|@|-|@!
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Post by: oooog on July 28, 2005, 10:18:04 PM
Wish granted, you no longer can speak 1337.  You go to a site full of 1337 people and they take offense to your non-1337 tone so they send virus to your computer which result in it exploding.

I wish that everything was made of bubble-wrap.
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 28, 2005, 10:25:01 PM
wish granted, but due to the constant poping all people who hates that sound all go mad and pop every freaking bubble in the world!!!

I wish lord raffles would stop posting wierd stuff... O_o _ghost_
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Post by: Razor on July 28, 2005, 10:43:13 PM
he now posts weirder stuff
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Post by: Bluhman on July 28, 2005, 10:49:11 PM
Wish granted: But instead of nothing happening, everything happens. I'm such an Idiot.

I wish I could go on.
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Post by: Razor on July 29, 2005, 05:59:11 AM
lower... lower... lower...... ok. now you've gone on. into the grave plot.

I wish NOOOOODLE (that's noodle, with three more Os)
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Post by: RPG LORD on July 30, 2005, 10:44:26 AM
You get to join the Nanny's Order Of Odd Old-Timer's Orchestra's Deal of Leprechaun's Etiquette.

I wish I was an invincible werewolf.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2005, 08:34:57 PM
Wish granted, eventually, you grow old and can't get up, spending everyday in pain from animal arthritis, until one day, Ed ate you. Now you live as several tiny pieces of food inside Ed's stomach.

I wish for two wishes.

I wish: I had the emerald.
I wish: Nothing bad would happen.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 31, 2005, 02:58:49 AM
Sorry, you cant wish twice in a row so I will say... the 2nd wish will be disregarded. You get the big emerald and something bad happens.

EDIT: Forgot my wish...

I wish you thought that I thought that you thought that I thought that he thought that they thought that she thought that they thought something a sploded.
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Post by: Razor on July 31, 2005, 10:16:14 AM
I thought that, but then disregarded it as crap.

I wish someone would make a fantastic fun Acronym out of HERMANJQUBARBLE
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Post by: RPG LORD on August 02, 2005, 06:11:27 PM
HQB.

I wish I didn't have to stay male for all that time.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 02, 2005, 06:30:42 PM
Wish granted. You are a were-female. You become a female at night. Everyone thinks you are a freak.

I wish for Grandy to have a wish!  :D
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Post by: Razor on August 03, 2005, 01:11:19 AM
He wished you died, AND NOW YOU ARE THE DEAD BEING

I wish captain ed hoover burgenmanjorganpeterbillenstein VERBed the NOUN.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on August 03, 2005, 01:23:43 AM
Wish granted, you are now a pirate (couldn't come up with anything XD)

I wish the world would fall
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Post by: tyia on August 03, 2005, 04:41:41 AM
Wish granted but people came back to life and want to eat you

I wish my eyes can turn red.
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Post by: BlackIceAdept on August 03, 2005, 01:16:11 PM
they can but it they shoot fire upon you whenever you do

I wish my wish was corrupted, yet not corrupted but more of a wrong, yet still corrupted enough that everyone else won't care.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 03, 2005, 08:02:05 PM
Your wish was definetley not corrupted... wait... what was it?

I wish I had 50 rounds of RPG.
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Post by: oooog on August 03, 2005, 08:05:24 PM
Wish granted, I don't know what 50 rounds of RPG's means, so here's a bag.

I wish I knew what 50 rounds of RPG's meant.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 03, 2005, 08:53:51 PM
Wish granted. 50 RPG's means 50 role playing games!

I wish
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 04, 2005, 10:31:33 PM
I've decoded that you secretly wished you were falling off a cliff. Happy landings!  :D

I wish oooog knew that bluhman had wished he had 50 rounds of rocket propelled grenades.
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Post by: Razor on August 04, 2005, 10:47:26 PM
none of them work OHNOES THEY DID AND HE DIED

I wish the original cast of the second Charas Pub posted again as opposed to the noones who have been posting there lately.