Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: A Forgotten Legend on June 13, 2011, 04:16:55 PM
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Well, let's see how this turns out. The point is to describe a statement without using any of the words in the statement. (With the exception of the, etc.)
Here's an example:
My Mother is Angry
Her face was almost as red as the sauce on the floor. Fires burned in her eyes hotter than the flames of hell. I began to clean the mess below as a subconscious obedience kicked in. A glare that could stun even the mightiest of foes rained upon me. Her arms were crossed, and her face looked like a blank red pepper. But those eyes, those penetrating eyes, were the dagger that stabbed the back of my head. I could only look down, for fear that if I looked inside, I would turn to stone, or lose my soul. My very being would be gone in an instant. When I finished, she pulled me up from my sanctuary. Fear, and intimidation struck before I even looked up. When I did, I did not see her, but my future grave in all its ghastly glory.
Its actually kind of fun to see what you can come up with. Now, I will post the first sentence, and then the next person will post the response, and the next statement.
EDIT: This game is not supposed to be a rephrasing of the original sentence. Notice how my example compared to the original statement. Be creative! To add a more game element, the person who responds to the statement must give a rating out of 5 to the response the person above them gave. A simple rehash of the statement only deserves a 1!
The room is a mess.
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As I stared into the pilo of clothes that was towering on top of my bed, I began to wonder if I could ever clean it up. The floor was dirty and full of all kinds of food, toys, and small rodents. Not a whole week of work would be enough to save my sleeping place from the filth that was ravaging across my chamber. I was doomed.
Also, AFL, you failed. "When I did, I did not see my mother, but my future grave in all its ghastly glory."
My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard.
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Much to my dismay, my various assortments of biological organisms, adopting humanistic personas which I kept
trapped inside spheres against their will, seemed to possess some kind of aura which caused people of a lower
social prestige to congregate in my back garden.
You got Rick Roll'd!
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I was minding my own business on the internet, when all of suddenly I recieved a message with a seemingly harmless link to a world wide web site! I was surprised, of course, but my surprise increased after I clicked the weblink! It was not a link to my favourite kind of porn, as my colleague made me believe, but instead a link to a 1987 hit song, being sung by a young britsh man with an astonishingly deep voice!
Never gonna give you up
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No matter what problems we encounter within our relation, no matter the hardship and strife, love is something that once gained is preferred to keep to oneself for the rest of your life. I'll also always lift my love from the ledge you're hanging from in the style of an action movie's dramatic climax.
You should probably get yourself tested, because I have the herpes.
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Me shakespearean tarzan. Me contain genital infection, and me just bang thee. Me suggesteth that thou go to a doctor to make sure that thou does not contain the infection as well.
She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look into her eyes she will put you in trances.
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The notorious striped equestrian is able to pronounce nefarious spells as she gracefully moves around in a coordinated fashion, albeit nefariously. Unfortunately, every pony near her who gazes into her way may be placed in a coma-like state that is hard to retrieve thyself from.
Seven A.M., waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.
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The time is around dawn. I have risen from my slumber and taken swiftly to my feet in an upright position.
I have to be well preserved and edible, as leaving the first floor of my house is a matter of urgency.
My pet dog is horny.
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It may sound a little bit creepy, but my loyal companion has an enormous boner!
I am going to commit suicide
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I'll be gone a few days guys. It'll just be me, a bottle of merlot and a full bottle of sleeping pills. See ya later!
Suddenly! ExciteBikes! Millions of them!
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Egads! Extremely interesting and fun two-wheeled vehicles! And a rather large quantity of the things!
That'sssssss a very nicccccce everything you've got there......
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I see a bunch of stuff in his possession. I think I shall go over and compliment him on his items! AND THEN EXPLODE.
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
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Your exclamation of confusion does not correlate to any association of national boundaries that I am familiar with, making me question its relevancy to this situation. Still, assuming such a place does exist, may I inquire about the national language of this region, so that I may be certain that my speaking of English is being understood?
Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye
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If I renege on this agreement, I give you permission to j-j-jam a frosted pastry into my leftmost ocular organ.
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
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Holy crap my fist is on fire! I need to punch that face of yours in with it now!
Will it blend? That is the question.
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I am pondering whether I am able to take a substance and effectively reduce it into smaller particles, creating
a most likely liquid state solution.
Oh my God. You killed Kenny!
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Dear sweet Jesus. Someone has caused my friend Kenneth to fall be shot, fall of a building onto a bomb and then have a heart attack!
Everything looks good from here. Yes, yes. This is a fertile land and we shall thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
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I can see clearly from this spot! This location shall have loads of babies and we will make a profit out of it! We will command all of it with an iron fist, and give it a name related to what it is!
Oh no... You didn't.
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It is with great displeasure that I believe you have done something wrong, you imbecile who thinks nothing through.
They put salmon in the fish tacos, Hank!
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Beware, my good friend. The people working at this facility have placed ray-finned aquatic creature meat in the aquatic animal mexican meat dishes with the tortilla shells. It's to my undestanding you might be allergic to this type of aquatic animal meat.
Watch out! You're gonna crash! Ahhh!
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[Okay, there a more specific rules for this game now, please read the opening post -- continue with Bluhman's post]
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I was driving to work. I was in a hurry. Little did I know what was around the next corner. I ignored the red light, I was turning right anyways. There was no oncoming traffic. When I repositioned my eyes in the direction I was going, I could not believe what was in front of me. Oh, curses! How could I be so foolish? So reckless? The old lady never had a chance as my truck bared down upon her shaking skeleton of a body. The unexpected speed bump caused me to lose control of my vehicle. I swerved off the road and into the waiting brick wall.
Today is as good a day as any for a good ole fashioned backyard Cannibal BBQ!
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[so, Purple Prose: The Game?]
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[you lost]