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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
Yes, Pokemon are your best buddies. This is why you trap them in teeny tiny balls, which you strap to your waist or throw in a bag, only to see them while you are cruelly forcing them to kick the crackers out of other children's best buddies.
You know what I just realized? Pokemon is kinda like Fight Club. And we all know that the first rule of Fight Club is that YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
Also; all budding pokemon trainers are such major pussies that the sight of them losing all their pokemon is enough to cause them to BLACK OUT.