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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
I agree with Archem 10^69%.
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
You should pour ethanol on him and then strike a match in his direction. ALWAYS works
Now, you men....need to learn what nonverbal cues mean a woman doesn't want to talk to you. Lack of eye contact. Terse responses. Not smiling. Walking away.
Update. Like clockwork, he tried to talk to me again, and I responded with, "I'm kind of busy right now. Do you mind?" He walked off and then disappeared from class for about 20 minutes (I do hope he was crying in a corner) only to return to do more blasphemously bad drawing.Gotta go back to class now. Hope that's the last I see of him, but if past experience is any indication, it won't be.
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
You are already dead.
Here's something that you might want to try.When he goes to talk to you, say:"**** you man. I got stuff to do. I do NOT like you. Why wont you leave me alone, you son of a bitch? Go cry in a corner."That will let him know that you are not interested.