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Topic: Charas Pub (Read 647473 times)
lilsniffs3
Exemplar
Posts: 1,573
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5025 on:
October 01, 2009, 12:37:53 AM »
Lilsniffs walks around.
Lilsniffs: I'm alone...
Lilsniffs shoots himself.
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MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
Posts: 1,919
The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5026 on:
October 01, 2009, 01:45:32 AM »
MissingName walks in again, slips on Lilsniffs' blood, breaks leg.
MissingName: I require assistance please!
Razor: Ah, suck it up.
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Bluhman
Global Moderator
Royal
Posts: 4,976
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5027 on:
October 02, 2009, 06:15:13 AM »
MissingName: But...
Razor: I told you, suck it up. Suck your own blood up, and freaking ingest it, so that the original amount of blood that was once in you returns to your body.
MissingName: But the digestive system doesn't work like that, you fool!
Razor: Oh. That's right. Then suck my dick.
MissingName: ...You know, this is highly uncharacteristic of you.
Razor: ...
*Razor whips off a mask to reveal it's sephiroth underneath it!!*
Sephiroth: Dammit. I almost had you, too.
*Razor climbs out once again from some random pile of rubble he had actually been living in this whole time.
Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOTH!!!
Sephiroth: Woah, man. No need to ye-
Razor: You took... EVERYTHING... From me. My pub, my social interactions... YOU had STOLEN my IDENTITY and made me freaking HOMELESS. NOW. YOU. WILL. PAY!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: No.
*Sephiroth explodes into fairy's dust*
Razor:... Next time... Next... Time...
*Razor falls over in a drunken stupor, back into his rubble pile home.*
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schilcote
Initiate
Posts: 67
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5028 on:
October 05, 2009, 06:27:36 PM »
An Icarus wormhole appears, and Schilcote steps out.
He presses the RESET button on the compilotron...
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Angel Walter
Better Spriter Than They Were Before
Acolyte
Posts: 380
Truthseeker or Victim of Applied Metaphysics?
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5029 on:
October 05, 2009, 08:02:05 PM »
*Angel wakes up in bed and decides to go down the pub for a lemonade*
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MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
Posts: 1,919
The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5030 on:
October 05, 2009, 11:36:17 PM »
*MissingName has finished bandaging up his leg.
MissingName: Is there any good scotch here? I'm still in a lot of pain...
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schilcote
Initiate
Posts: 67
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5031 on:
October 07, 2009, 02:49:33 AM »
Schilcote: What do you mean you don't have Sageterian mineral water? Fine then.
Schilcote types on his compilotron and presses enter, a glass appears, floating upside down in midair.
Schilcote: Well, that's a bug.
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Angel Walter
Better Spriter Than They Were Before
Acolyte
Posts: 380
Truthseeker or Victim of Applied Metaphysics?
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5032 on:
October 08, 2009, 08:37:44 PM »
*Angel arrives again*
Angel: Can I have a lemonade now?
Everyone except Angel (EEA): NO!
Angel: Mmkay... What about-
EEA: NO!
*Everyone starts kicking Angel in the face again*
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schilcote
Initiate
Posts: 67
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5033 on:
October 08, 2009, 09:17:21 PM »
Schilcote: Enough!
Schilcote types on his compilotron sv_timescale 0 and presses enter.
Schilcote then proceeds to make a human totem pole out of the pepole kicking angel in the face, and creates a glass of lemonade.
sv_timescale 66
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X_marks_the_ed
trygtt o sizg msw kisg
Royal
Posts: 4,394
WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE BUTTONS
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5034 on:
October 08, 2009, 11:44:10 PM »
*Ed fires a monitor at schilcote shouting 'HAX!!'*
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MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
Posts: 1,919
The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5035 on:
October 09, 2009, 02:27:33 AM »
*Ed then sits down and continues playing Counter Strike. Someone holding a briefcase stands outside the window, adjusting his tie.
Razor: How the heck are you playing on an iPhone?!?!?
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schilcote
Initiate
Posts: 67
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5036 on:
October 09, 2009, 02:27:46 PM »
Schilcote: Who wants a beer, on me?
Everyone raises their hands.
Schilcote spawns an upside down glass of beer above his head. It floats in midair.
Schilcote: Umm...
Schilcote types cd C:\theuniverse\physics\ and then edit gravity.c
Schilcote: Gcc theuniverse...
Beer spills all over Schilcote.
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Angel Walter
Better Spriter Than They Were Before
Acolyte
Posts: 380
Truthseeker or Victim of Applied Metaphysics?
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5037 on:
October 09, 2009, 08:48:50 PM »
*Angel finally gets his lemonade*
Angel: At LAST!
*Drinks lemonade*
Angel: Hooray for reality hackers!
*Hands shilcote a towel*
Shilcote: Um... Thanks!
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schilcote
Initiate
Posts: 67
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5038 on:
October 10, 2009, 01:01:19 AM »
S
c
hilcote: Since you seem to be a nice fellow, I'll calmly point out the c after the S in my name. If you forget it again, I'll delete you. Thanks for the towel.
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Angel Walter
Better Spriter Than They Were Before
Acolyte
Posts: 380
Truthseeker or Victim of Applied Metaphysics?
Re: Charas Pub
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Reply #5039 on:
October 11, 2009, 07:30:52 PM »
Angel:0.o Geez, I've never met anyone who can hear spelling before! Either way, there's no need to get so touchy! In fact if someone spells your name wrong and you don't like it, it's much more polite to point this out
without
a threat of complete annihilation from existence... Can I call you Schil for short?
Schilcote: No.
Angel: What about Schillington?
Schilcote: That is longer than Schilcote.
Angel: Ummm...... What about..... Nope, I can't think of any other nicknames. Any help?
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