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Title: 10 words
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 04:11:39 PM

Basically, everyone makes a story, but you're only allowed to post the next 10 words of the story. I'll start...

One day a tramp caught fire. He ran in circles

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 20, 2005, 04:15:07 PM

while throwing oranges at hippies. With 7 toes he found

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 04:56:01 PM

7 toenails. He stopped circling. "Hmm, he said. I wonder

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Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 05:00:10 PM

if my mother is still dead?" So he picked up

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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on April 20, 2005, 05:03:30 PM

his trusty bible, and with it, he opened up a

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Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 05:04:29 PM

box of large anime mallets. But one of them was

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 05:08:46 PM

broken. "Oh hell, that cost a fortune!" He said. Then

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Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 05:09:26 PM

out of nowhere, an evil bunny ninja came and grabbed

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Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:08:47 PM

a crowbar. Just then, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, it

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 06:11:58 PM

imploded. The tramp fainted in amazement and got dragged off

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 06:15:45 PM

by an evil warlord; the evil count BLUHMAN!!! he ran

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Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:17:26 PM

Off a cliff, backwards. "That was silly" he said, and

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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 20, 2005, 06:25:16 PM

fell to the ground with swords impaling him, and then

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Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:27:38 PM

The tramp woke and said "I need to find a

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 06:31:20 PM

way to save the world from falling off cliffs." so...

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Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:32:43 PM

He dialed the Shopping Channel, bought an airship, and went

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Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 06:37:17 PM

to Mount Doom so he could throw the ring into

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 06:38:42 PM

Sonic who was out of rings. Sonic shouted "Thanks for

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Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 06:41:05 PM

nothing you cab driving moron!" and then Sonic ran into...

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 06:50:25 PM

china... the talking chicken... who was really annoying. China said, "I'm

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Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 07:02:33 PM

A really annoying talking chicken!", and then the tramp replied

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Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 07:07:02 PM

"I have a lot of gas," so the chicken ran...

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Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 07:13:46 PM

to the gas station, and stuck nozzles up the tramp's

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 07:16:20 PM

airship tank. The tramp thanked china and left for

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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on April 20, 2005, 07:26:27 PM

Finland, where he would visit his brother who worked as a

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 07:42:01 PM

Pimp. Two years later, he got bored of Finland and

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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 20, 2005, 08:50:51 PM

Played Final fantasy 11 till he got slain by a....

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Post by: Kinslayer on April 20, 2005, 10:06:52 PM

monster who ate him, but vommited him so he saw

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 20, 2005, 10:23:22 PM

a monkey in a bottle of vodka. But in Canada

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 10:35:56 PM

Evil was brewing! Dr. .......... Pepper was creating a deadly poison...

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 20, 2005, 10:41:18 PM

banana that would kill penguins. Dr. Pepper was then squished by

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Post by: Bluhman on April 20, 2005, 10:54:34 PM

A giant foot from the sky that made a sound.

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Post by: Empty Minion on April 20, 2005, 11:17:27 PM

A sound that woke the evil, evil  monkey clone who..

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Post by: Goatulon on April 20, 2005, 11:45:02 PM

was clearly stoned, the monkey passed the bong over to......

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 20, 2005, 11:51:31 PM

Bill Clinton, who smoked it, but he did not inhale.

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Post by: Bluhman on April 21, 2005, 02:51:15 AM

The monkey and clinton ran off a cliff. the tramp

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Post by: Goatulon on April 21, 2005, 03:19:32 AM

decided it was best not to watch his monkey lover run....

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Post by: Darkfox on April 21, 2005, 03:21:55 AM

and an ion cannon from UT2k4 killed them all. And...

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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 21, 2005, 03:34:36 AM

so the tramp decided he needed a shower badly and

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Post by: Ace of Spades on April 21, 2005, 03:43:19 AM

he went into the lake to bathe himself, but leeches

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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 21, 2005, 03:46:07 AM

crawled in his ear so he grabbed a fork and

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 21, 2005, 04:34:10 AM

stuck it in a toaster. The voltage caused him to

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Post by: Empty Minion on April 21, 2005, 05:44:39 AM

gain super vision. Which he dedicated the use of this

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 21, 2005, 04:40:45 PM

power to helping the needy, saving the wale and robbing banks.

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Post by: Dragonium on April 21, 2005, 04:42:52 PM

Unfortunately, the tramp got caught and thrown in jail by...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 21, 2005, 04:45:40 PM

mutant pandas with the power to fart loudly. Which is

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Post by: Dragonium on April 21, 2005, 04:51:52 PM

Odd, because Ringo's Starr's Rule of Ultimate Randomness says that...

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Post by: Bluhman on April 21, 2005, 06:16:33 PM

Pandas are not gaseous creatures. In soviet russia, there was...

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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on April 21, 2005, 06:42:35 PM

an epidemic involving several rabid monkeys. The monkeys took over

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 21, 2005, 11:43:49 PM

the mutant cow geurillas and forced them to eat people.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 22, 2005, 03:14:44 PM

However, this was solved by quick, decisive action by a

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Post by: Dragonium on April 22, 2005, 03:25:15 PM

Squirrel called Rodney, who had a nasty habit of always

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 22, 2005, 03:29:54 PM

being a plonker. And with that, the sun exploded. "Wow

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Post by: Kinslayer on April 23, 2005, 01:25:22 AM

wow" barked the dog, who, smoothly, slowly, was about to...

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 23, 2005, 01:36:31 AM

eat an old mans fake leg. But he forgot the

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Post by: Empty Minion on April 23, 2005, 04:49:17 AM

toast was still in the oven. So it burnt and...

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Post by: Omegadestroyer7 on April 23, 2005, 04:57:25 AM

the great gods of toast were so angry they decided

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Post by: Empty Minion on April 23, 2005, 05:21:27 AM

to rain the fiery wrath of jelly and stuff so...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 23, 2005, 10:18:22 AM

everyone had jelly in their hair. This meant that small

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Post by: Omegadestroyer7 on April 23, 2005, 02:20:49 PM

bunnies were sticking to houses to be eaten by hordes...

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 23, 2005, 04:44:23 PM

of rabid chickens. But not regular chickens, they had evil

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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 23, 2005, 05:04:40 PM

BEANY BABIES!, and with thier hordes of sick toys they beheaded....

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 23, 2005, 05:21:52 PM

Tony Blair and ate his insides. Then they went for

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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 23, 2005, 05:35:38 PM

George Bush's intestines, which after eating, made them all....

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 23, 2005, 05:37:47 PM

hallucinate and sing the Oscar Mayer bologna song. They were

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Post by: dragoninja on April 23, 2005, 07:02:02 PM

Standing in front of a School bus that was rushing

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Post by: WarxePB on April 23, 2005, 07:06:50 PM

to get 500 kids to the school on time, when

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Post by: Red Fox on April 23, 2005, 07:50:34 PM

a sucidal cow had taked over the bus. Then a

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Post by: Kinslayer on April 24, 2005, 02:51:17 AM

rat assaulted the bus and killed the cow and then...

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Post by: Empty Minion on April 24, 2005, 04:08:58 AM

a guy came and stepped on the rat causing a...

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Post by: Linkforce on April 24, 2005, 04:21:14 AM

monster to arise from the grave of the rats family

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Post by: tyia on April 24, 2005, 05:46:03 AM

The monster growled and slime came from its mouth, dripping

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 10:56:10 AM

onto the ground. The monster then slipped over the slime.

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Post by: Red Fox on April 24, 2005, 11:41:23 AM

 And hit his head on the ground but then a

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 11:43:46 AM

guy suddenly realised that the beany-babies were gonna die!

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Post by: Dragonium on April 24, 2005, 12:04:22 PM

So he ran at the monster, but he ended up

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 01:42:40 PM

tripping over his heroic cape, and getting his head stuck

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Post by: WarxePB on April 24, 2005, 01:51:46 PM

in the monster's mouth. The monster, who had fallen asleep

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 24, 2005, 01:56:03 PM

eating ice cream while playing xenosaga. after tasting the hero,

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 01:56:44 PM

Decided to spit the hero out because he tasted like

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Post by: WarxePB on April 24, 2005, 01:57:38 PM

tar and pickles, which the monster was allergic to. The

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 24, 2005, 01:59:33 PM

hero was pissed that he "wasn't good enough" ,and started

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Post by: Rikkator on April 24, 2005, 02:03:53 PM

dancing like a princess, until the monster woke up and...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 02:11:27 PM

groggily wandered into a porn shop. The monster, who was

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Post by: Dragonium on April 24, 2005, 02:14:37 PM

Already married, decided it wasn't smart to be there, so

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Post by: WarxePB on April 24, 2005, 02:19:04 PM

he grabbed a gun and went to kill his wife.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 02:20:53 PM

His wife was shopping, so he charged into the shops

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Post by: Rikkator on April 24, 2005, 02:45:58 PM

but then noticed he forgot the gun back at the

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 24, 2005, 03:24:40 PM

porn shop, so he went and decided to stay to

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Post by: Secret Box on April 24, 2005, 03:30:39 PM

see if his wife was there. but once he realized...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 04:16:28 PM

That a chicken had taken roost on his head, he

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Post by: Rikkator on April 24, 2005, 04:47:11 PM

exploded, and thus ended the big monster saga... so the

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 04:50:23 PM

tramp began to once again think of how to stop

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 24, 2005, 05:23:31 PM

his dead mother from molesting him at night, and suddenly

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Post by: WarxePB on April 24, 2005, 05:38:09 PM

an army of rats swarmed over the tramp, leaving him

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 05:40:43 PM

naked from head to toe. A little girl walked past

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Post by: Rikkator on April 24, 2005, 06:59:28 PM

a rock in the forest... back to the tramp and

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 24, 2005, 07:03:33 PM

the Tramp shouted, "hey look, i'm dead sexay!" she screamed

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Post by: Dragonium on April 24, 2005, 07:04:59 PM

"Phillip! Phillip!", and ran away, which was rather odd because

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Post by: Rikkator on April 24, 2005, 07:08:26 PM

she had no legs! so she asked an old lady

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 24, 2005, 09:01:32 PM

"get the f**k out of the wheel chair now! Please?"


(it seems like those two posted at the time almost, so i just picked rikkator's cuz it was 1st)

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 25, 2005, 03:14:10 AM

The old lady then transformed like a transformer into... MEGATRON!!!!

(Okay, I just deleted mine, makes it alot easier :) )

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Post by: Rikkator on April 25, 2005, 10:33:49 AM

But then she died, so the tramp took her wheelchair

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 25, 2005, 04:28:07 PM

And used it to hit the girl to France. "HOMERUN!"

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 27, 2005, 12:30:58 AM

The tramp was immediately taken for steriods testing. The results

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Post by: Rikkator on April 27, 2005, 10:09:08 AM

had a chicken on them, so they were ignored... so

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Post by: WarxePB on April 27, 2005, 12:46:49 PM

they fried the chicken and gave it to the tramp

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 27, 2005, 03:54:16 PM

As a very early Christmas present. The tramp once again

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 27, 2005, 08:51:11 PM

got nekkid and mutilated the poor chicken, which then died.

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Post by: dragoninja on April 28, 2005, 05:18:56 AM

So a huge super mutant hamster Apeared and wanted to...

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 28, 2005, 10:14:40 AM

give the tramp a big hug; the hamster was irresistable.

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Post by: ultros on April 28, 2005, 02:22:45 PM

mmm hamster. said the tramp. i'm hungry.  yum yum

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 28, 2005, 04:46:21 PM

So the tramp ate the Hamster and belched so loudly

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Post by: Dragonium on April 28, 2005, 06:46:32 PM

That a bird fell out of the sky, which was

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 28, 2005, 06:55:04 PM

funny because it was a penguin and penguins can't fly.

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Post by: WarxePB on April 28, 2005, 06:56:24 PM

But this was a mutated penguin that could fly, so

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 28, 2005, 08:33:05 PM

the tramp cut it's wings off and started flapping them

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 28, 2005, 08:35:01 PM

happily. "I bet I could use these to stop people

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Post by: Grandy on April 28, 2005, 08:43:34 PM

 from getting their heads stuck in the ground!" So he

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Post by: SleepAid on April 28, 2005, 10:28:28 PM

got a shovel and began to dig holes for a

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 29, 2005, 01:43:58 AM

golden peanut worm, which didn't exist. hitting magma, he died

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Post by: Razor on April 29, 2005, 03:19:47 AM

his hair blue. Even though "dyed" is spelt "dyed" it's

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 29, 2005, 03:27:40 AM

complete rebelliousness made the tramp's mother revive and flog him.

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Post by: Razor on April 29, 2005, 03:29:22 AM

The tramp was saved however when his mother was hit

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 29, 2005, 03:31:14 AM

by a flaming bus full of zombified nuns. The tramp

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Post by: Razor on April 29, 2005, 03:43:28 AM

got into the bus and asked to go to New

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Post by: PikaTira on April 29, 2005, 04:05:21 AM

York. As he walking across the Mathatten Bridge, he suddenly

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Post by: Omegadestroyer7 on April 29, 2005, 04:09:12 AM

fell into a time paradox, he then met himself from

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Post by: Razor on April 29, 2005, 11:03:04 AM

exactly 1 second before, which really had no effect whatsoever

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 29, 2005, 03:33:13 PM

but did screw the time space continuem, causing the world

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 29, 2005, 03:39:02 PM

to be misplaced only 500 meters away from the

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Post by: corey101 on April 29, 2005, 04:19:14 PM

tiolet, so it then became very crappy in the darkness

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Post by: Razor on April 30, 2005, 12:38:14 PM

caused by the moon's shadow. So janitors were hired globally

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 30, 2005, 12:51:17 PM

to clean up the space time continuem and to stop

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on April 30, 2005, 04:39:05 PM

the world from drifting into the sun. they almost failed

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Post by: Dragonium on April 30, 2005, 04:46:44 PM

To stop the giant celestial turd falling from God's personal

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Post by: charaman on April 30, 2005, 08:42:07 PM

armpit but luckily mister superhero guy helped them and then

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 30, 2005, 09:54:13 PM

ate Oscar, the bologna sandwich. His brother, Mayer, decided

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Post by: Rikkator on May 01, 2005, 01:00:19 AM

to kill the tramp, and so they did... the end
 :]]

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 01, 2005, 01:13:21 AM

can i begin part 2?

it all began with an moldy piece of bread and...

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Post by: Razor on May 01, 2005, 02:18:50 AM

a moldy piece called Bread. It was a piece of music

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 01, 2005, 04:30:44 AM

titled "OMG TeH AnIMe!!!!11!!1! It was long lost by the

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 01, 2005, 08:44:47 AM

n00b music society until one day It was found by

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Post by: Razor on May 01, 2005, 10:11:50 AM

would you believe it, the n00b music society. Jesus ate

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 01, 2005, 12:53:23 PM

the n00b music society. And Burped. Very loudly. Suddenly there

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 01, 2005, 03:20:19 PM

was a burst of light. The Apocalypse was upon the

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 01, 2005, 03:27:12 PM

the world and angels were sprinting from the sky. only

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 01, 2005, 03:28:26 PM

Squall Leonhart could do anything to save the people, but

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 01, 2005, 03:33:16 PM

He was in a bathtub with Tifa. Cloud peeped in

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 01, 2005, 03:35:03 PM

and gasped. His favorite rubber ducky, Steve the Floater, was

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Post by: Razor on May 01, 2005, 09:58:42 PM

halfway to his own personal Hell. Squall is gay so

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Post by: WarxePB on May 01, 2005, 10:02:36 PM

some other random male FF heroes grabbed Tifa and threw

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 01, 2005, 10:13:31 PM

up on Tifa's oversized, but still hot chest. Meanwhile, Squall

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Post by: WarxePB on May 01, 2005, 10:16:52 PM

grabbed Cloud's sword and tried to lift it, but couldn't.

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 01, 2005, 10:20:48 PM

Tifa, on the other hand, was beating up two hundred

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Post by: WarxePB on May 01, 2005, 10:23:18 PM

horny fanboys, while Rydia, Garnet, Rikku and Celes took on

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Post by: Razor on May 01, 2005, 10:34:08 PM

Adam West, who killed them all. Adam West, who bowled

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 01, 2005, 10:43:27 PM

William Shatners underwear, made a strike, even though he was

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 02, 2005, 01:32:51 PM

several feet underground, in a secret base known only to

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Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 01:38:08 PM

Cid's mother. However, she was making tea, swearing, and

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 02, 2005, 01:51:46 PM

ironing at the same time. Se achieved this by holding

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Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 02:39:49 PM

Cid's blueprints for another vehicle with a stupid name, called

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 02, 2005, 03:51:55 PM

'the Lowbreeze'. This was an airship capable of destroying a

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 02, 2005, 07:41:29 PM

team of news reporters, who were ironically filming Tifa fighting

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Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 07:47:12 PM

The East-German Women's Mud-Wrestling Team, who were apparently

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Post by: WarxePB on May 02, 2005, 08:59:53 PM

trying to revive Hitler using Aeris and Leo Gameshark cheats

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Post by: Razor on May 02, 2005, 09:39:36 PM

and bake a pie at the same time. This was

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 02, 2005, 10:35:12 PM

nay but impossible, as the Gameshark completely obliterated the Germans

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Post by: MrMister on May 02, 2005, 11:25:01 PM

who, unfortunately, left Rasputin on Mars, stranded with a single

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 02, 2005, 11:40:46 PM

astronaut, who was promptly torn to shreds by dust storms

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 03, 2005, 12:44:37 AM

and Rogue space monkeys.  Rasputin mourned for a bit, then

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Post by: charaman on May 03, 2005, 01:31:12 AM

ate the dust and was swept away by oscar and

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 03, 2005, 02:13:59 AM

Emmy, two awards plastered with gold. The three comrades

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Post by: Dragonium on May 03, 2005, 05:39:58 PM

Of whom there was only one, decided to cartwheel to

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 03, 2005, 07:15:28 PM

France. Napoleon (the French one, not Dynamite, mind you) attacked

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 03, 2005, 07:47:55 PM

Several coconuts, one by one, and was very pleased when

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 08:04:33 PM

he went insane,then he acted like a monkey and

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Post by: Dragonium on May 03, 2005, 08:07:59 PM

Pogo-sticked his way to Kalm, where he found Barret

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 03, 2005, 08:22:19 PM

Crying over a crushed snail. "He never had no chance!" he

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 08:25:18 PM

ate the sail "better than nothin!" he said,unknowing that

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 03, 2005, 09:13:50 PM

that snail was the heart of the Final fantasy realm.

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Post by: WarxePB on May 03, 2005, 09:15:11 PM

So everything FF ceased to exist, and the void in

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Post by: Razor on May 03, 2005, 09:20:18 PM

Batman's toaster was filled for all eternity. Colons fell from

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 09:20:44 PM

Bananas,eventualy people will like them alot,anyway things are

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Post by: Razor on May 03, 2005, 09:26:02 PM

good. Good? Good. So everything's good then? Yes. Alright then!

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Post by: WarxePB on May 03, 2005, 09:27:23 PM

But unfortunately, without FF, Charas wouldn't  exist. Oh, the paradox!

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 09:52:56 PM

OK!NEW ONE!
A man ate 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Cookies,and he got very fat

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Post by: charaman on May 03, 2005, 10:56:08 PM

and satan decided his soul would be the best to

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 11:30:52 PM

make very large and he died of heart Disease,and

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 04, 2005, 02:52:58 AM

went to hell, which was a coincidence, because the devil

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Post by: PikaTira on May 04, 2005, 03:18:00 AM

had desided to go on a very long trip to

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 04, 2005, 01:57:08 PM

The land of Middle-Earth. Frodo, seeing Satan arrive, began to

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Post by: Weregnome on May 04, 2005, 02:02:42 PM

touch his nipples in an erotic courtship, raising satan's eyebrow

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 04, 2005, 02:21:41 PM

because Satan was having a homosexual relationship with Saddam, and

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 04, 2005, 03:40:47 PM

Lady Satan was having an affair with Shrek. This was

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 04, 2005, 04:19:29 PM

unacceptable, so Satan came into this story, and then threw

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Post by: Razor on May 04, 2005, 09:56:02 PM

up on YOU, the reader. YOU were covered with vomit

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Post by: WarxePB on May 04, 2005, 10:23:56 PM

and YOU smacked out Satan and called him a wimpy

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 05, 2005, 01:16:24 AM

beeyatch! Satan pissed his pants, which proved the point infinitely

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 05, 2005, 03:26:31 PM

and everyone laughed at him. Satan was so embarrased that

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 05, 2005, 03:34:20 PM

He smited all turkeys, thus making all turkey sandwiches now...

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Post by: gyrus on May 05, 2005, 03:59:31 PM

immune to the power of pi or 3.somenumbericantremember which was

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 05, 2005, 06:49:01 PM

completely random. This caused the randomness alert to go off

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Post by: Dragonium on May 05, 2005, 06:55:15 PM

In Greater Swanziland, a small country inhabited entirely by the

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 05, 2005, 08:37:17 PM

the satan force seven, an elite team of highly skilled

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Post by: Razor on May 05, 2005, 09:47:25 PM

people from India, all named after the seven dwarfs for

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Post by: charaman on May 05, 2005, 10:01:21 PM

their... sevennesss. Satan Force 7's main job is to stop

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Post by: Omegadestroyer7 on May 06, 2005, 02:28:44 AM

good guys from poking satan statues with pointy objects and

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Post by: Razor on May 06, 2005, 06:19:13 AM

the like. But their coffee break lasts all day so

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 06, 2005, 10:44:23 AM

they're the most unreliable guys in the world. So Satan

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Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 11:42:41 AM

went crazy and blew up everything in his way, Then...

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Post by: ultros on May 06, 2005, 02:09:19 PM

he became really mad and decided to kill all humanity

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 06, 2005, 02:15:46 PM

except from one small child who was of the most

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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on May 06, 2005, 02:50:03 PM

dead than good, and had to kil, elseway he would...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 06, 2005, 07:24:28 PM

dance around stupidly waving a large pink bra over his

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Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 08:06:49 PM

Sleeping bag that he got while visiting Sweden on a...

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Post by: gyrus on May 06, 2005, 08:22:50 PM

holiday to holland, he however took a wrong turn and

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Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 08:26:23 PM

found a "Triss" lotteryticket and won 1,000,000GPs and spent it...

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Post by: gyrus on May 06, 2005, 08:30:53 PM

on a full membership to the golden ring which was cool

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Post by: Razor on May 07, 2005, 01:27:47 AM

because the golden ring is nothing like the brown ring

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 07, 2005, 01:43:40 AM

which is smelly and gross. so he said screw rings

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Post by: WarxePB on May 07, 2005, 02:39:55 AM

and instead bought a bunch of elemental crystals, which the

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Post by: Razor on May 07, 2005, 03:06:31 AM

guy screwed them in like light bulbs. He died later

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 07, 2005, 03:51:27 AM

from a baseball. But it was really a hammer that

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 07, 2005, 01:36:32 PM

that freed the sledgehammer brothers from their ancient prison to

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Post by: gyrus on May 07, 2005, 02:20:32 PM

kill all the cheeses in the universe, especially the ghooda

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Post by: Sqoad on May 07, 2005, 02:53:10 PM

who drinks alot of tea and fights alot with cucombers

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Post by: ultros on May 07, 2005, 06:28:23 PM

and is definately on some sort of narcotic. however, this

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 08, 2005, 07:28:12 PM

is irrelevant when taking into account the true nature of

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Post by: Dragonium on May 08, 2005, 07:38:14 PM

Jean-Christophe Novelli, who often throws plates around and likes

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 08, 2005, 09:59:42 PM

to throw the plates at innocent bystanders who maybe will...

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Post by: Razor on May 08, 2005, 10:06:16 PM

throw plates back. Santa was victim of a hit and

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Post by: WarxePB on May 08, 2005, 10:10:02 PM

gave the mobsters who hit him a sack of coal

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 09, 2005, 04:31:42 PM

which he had stolen from the coal man. Then Santa

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 09, 2005, 08:02:18 PM

whipped out an AK-47, and blasted the s*** out of

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Post by: Dragonium on May 09, 2005, 08:17:21 PM

Crono's cat, which was completely invincible and attacked Santa with

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 09, 2005, 09:06:04 PM

mega nerve gas, ending Santa's horrible reign over the universe

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Post by: WarxePB on May 09, 2005, 11:03:07 PM

The kids of the world, upset by this, formed a

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 09, 2005, 11:21:37 PM

terroist group who gives bombs disquised as little boxes of....

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Post by: dragoninja on May 10, 2005, 01:07:22 PM

Mints that they sold for 1$ each, with the money

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 10, 2005, 04:12:02 PM

They bought weapons of mass destruction from America and used

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Post by: Razor on May 10, 2005, 09:59:57 PM

potatos as the biggest WMD of all time. These protoncellasmorator-potatoes

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 10, 2005, 10:32:15 PM

of doom would turn everything they touch into potatoes, this....

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 10, 2005, 11:12:33 PM

was a very good plan, seeing as they all loved

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 11, 2005, 09:15:33 AM

potatos because they turn into chips that can turn people

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Post by: dragoninja on May 11, 2005, 11:54:29 AM

Into More potatoes, But something went wrong and the potatoes

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 11, 2005, 03:49:25 PM

Created evil potatoes which potatoed non- potatoes into potatos. This

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Post by: dragoninja on May 11, 2005, 07:01:52 PM

Confused most people to death, so basicly the kids succeded

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Post by: Dragonium on May 11, 2005, 07:39:17 PM

In eradicating all potato-products, and also eradicating all the

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Post by: gyrus on May 11, 2005, 07:52:13 PM

songs about mashed taters being sung by silly annoying kids

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 11, 2005, 08:16:36 PM

with carrots stuck up their nostrils and cabbage stuffed in

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Post by: Razor on May 11, 2005, 09:30:19 PM

other nasty places. Actually, that's quite disgusting if you think

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 11, 2005, 11:48:19 PM

about how many people come across this food at dinner.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 12, 2005, 04:02:20 PM

So anyway, these kids were singing when all of a

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Post by: WarxePB on May 12, 2005, 04:05:01 PM

sudden, two bears came up to them and started to

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 12, 2005, 04:18:48 PM

chow down on their flesh. they could do nothing, so

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 12, 2005, 04:25:43 PM

They just sat and played on their Gameboys until they

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 12, 2005, 04:28:05 PM

Spontainiously combusted, the  bears blew up as well, it was...

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 12, 2005, 05:52:42 PM

horrific, blood and guts flew everywhere, showering everyone in red squigeness,

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Post by: dragoninja on May 12, 2005, 05:55:12 PM

Wich was no big deal since they prayed for it.


(PS, That was 11 words theillusivefish)

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 12, 2005, 07:05:08 PM

But  then for no apparent reason, cows ruled earth because...

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Post by: Shinomori_Aoshi on May 14, 2005, 08:35:59 AM

with the kids and bears gone, they were the only

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 14, 2005, 08:38:35 AM

intelligent species left, and they waged war against the pigs

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Post by: dragoninja on May 14, 2005, 10:43:34 AM

Wich was not a big success, so the Pigs started

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Post by: Razor on May 14, 2005, 10:50:38 AM

turning inside out but noone cared because cows are apathetic.

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 14, 2005, 11:23:44 AM

Then all the cows turned into carrots because this was...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 14, 2005, 11:31:00 AM

The 'carrot war', in which carrots from both sides would

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Post by: Wildy on May 14, 2005, 02:06:59 PM

get them eaten mutated stupid rabbits angered because they got

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Post by: dragoninja on May 14, 2005, 02:55:11 PM

Diabetes. So the carrots drowned themself in Sugar to prevent

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Post by: Wildy on May 14, 2005, 03:51:15 PM

the homosexual rats from eating dragon toes to make them

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 14, 2005, 07:23:57 PM

Become carrots as well, making the rats eat themselves. Ouch.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 14, 2005, 08:05:33 PM

So, the carrot mothership hovered menacingly over London, and the

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Post by: dragoninja on May 14, 2005, 08:27:38 PM

Queen came out with a Bazooka and blew the carrot

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Post by: Wildy on May 15, 2005, 04:51:38 AM

army into to my house and made sweet love with

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Post by: Razor on May 15, 2005, 10:38:13 AM

Wildy, the unpopular n00b. The hobo from the beginning of

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 15, 2005, 11:12:29 AM

the first story was watching, the dirty perv. The Queen

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 16, 2005, 11:51:54 AM

Did some seriously weird stuff that the dead potato kids

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Post by: WarxePB on May 16, 2005, 01:09:44 PM

ran away from, so the hobo grabbed his scissors and

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 16, 2005, 03:10:19 PM

killed them all, he then caught on fire again which....

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 16, 2005, 04:43:06 PM

Was rather random. "Haw haw!" Said Nelson, who grabbed a

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Post by: dragoninja on May 16, 2005, 08:39:17 PM

Pitchfork and sared to walk slowly towards the stables when..

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Post by: Razor on May 16, 2005, 10:02:15 PM

he warped to Russia, where stables walk towards YOU. Suddenly

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Post by: WarxePB on May 16, 2005, 10:12:07 PM

a giant foot appeared and BUMPED the flaming hobo to

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Post by: SleepAid on May 16, 2005, 10:58:27 PM

The top of FG. The foot gave him some vodka and

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 16, 2005, 10:58:48 PM

alabama, where he fell of a cliff and went to...

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 17, 2005, 02:52:09 AM

the underwater lair of sea biscuit, the loveable gaint squid.

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Post by: SleepAid on May 17, 2005, 05:48:20 AM

He started freaking out and unzipped his pants to

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Post by: Razor on May 17, 2005, 06:46:34 AM

He was feeling unloved, because he was so hideously unattactive

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Post by: dragoninja on May 17, 2005, 08:14:22 AM

So he went to the doctor to get a facelift

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Post by: Sqoad on May 17, 2005, 09:21:14 AM

which costs alot of money so instead he decided to

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 17, 2005, 10:06:40 AM

pour acid on his face to burn away the impuritys

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 17, 2005, 10:13:58 AM

but the acid dripped down his shirt and he yelled

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Post by: ultros on May 17, 2005, 10:18:43 AM

oww! it hurts us precious. He turned to face the...

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Post by: WarxePB on May 17, 2005, 01:11:01 PM

giant evil octopus, and screamed "Oh no! How am I

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Post by: dragoninja on May 17, 2005, 07:19:28 PM

Gonna get outta this s***! and started to walk towards

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Post by: Red Fox on May 17, 2005, 07:22:24 PM

An sandwich and starts to eat it when a scary

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Post by: dragoninja on May 17, 2005, 07:27:23 PM

dog called Lassie came rushing towards him, it was obviously

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Post by: Dragonium on May 17, 2005, 07:27:34 PM

Clone of Margaret Thatcher ate the moon, and proceeded to

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 17, 2005, 07:34:41 PM

try and retake Britain, while the non-brits looked puzzled because

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Post by: dragoninja on May 17, 2005, 07:35:42 PM

They had no Idea of what the hell britain was

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 17, 2005, 07:51:22 PM

or who Maggie Thatcher is. In the end, Maggie ate

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 17, 2005, 07:56:41 PM

a banana,but then she ran into Bubby who eventally

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 17, 2005, 08:25:57 PM

Imploded making it rain demonic potatoes and peanuts, this was

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 17, 2005, 08:53:16 PM

Typical because Scarface Larry seems to make everything implode regardless

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Post by: MrMister on May 17, 2005, 10:19:56 PM

of the flavour of toothpaste being used by Asger the

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Post by: Razor on May 17, 2005, 10:35:32 PM

Asperagus, fighter of crime and the forces of evil. Suddenly

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 17, 2005, 10:48:54 PM

they all died and NO ONE could bring them back.

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Post by: MrMister on May 17, 2005, 10:49:52 PM

Except Joesph Stalin, who came back from the dead to heal

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 17, 2005, 10:51:49 PM

no one. he sat in his Great throne of corpses

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 04:04:05 PM

and watched Eastenders, his favourite soap. Then someone on it

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Post by: Kinslayer on May 18, 2005, 04:06:56 PM

killed Stalin and revived everyone saying"Isn't that special?", but

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 04:10:46 PM

MT11 would not allow it,so he ate everyone and

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 18, 2005, 05:39:43 PM

Farted a great fart, one which ended the world as

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 05:41:15 PM

quickly as it had started, and plunged the world into

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 18, 2005, 08:28:20 PM

a great unprecendented era of indigestion, causing even the strongest

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 08:57:44 PM

Banana implode,which was wierd because bananas don't usually implode

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 09:05:23 PM

but in this game, anything's possible. Just to prove this,

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 09:27:31 PM

bananas bums butts breath but boogie beat beet butt bum

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Post by: Razor on May 18, 2005, 10:23:09 PM

(I think I'll just carry on from MT11) the Hobo came back yet again. Voted Most Popular Reoccurring Character, (yes that was 11)

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 18, 2005, 11:48:02 PM

he took his big-*** trophy and jewel encrusted sash

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 18, 2005, 11:59:20 PM

and sold it so he could get that d**n facelift.
(And I am the master of making stuff implode.)

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 19, 2005, 02:43:21 AM

Now looking EXACTLY like Micheal Jackson, the happy tramp decided

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 19, 2005, 03:12:03 PM

To go shopping. But a parent saw him and screamed

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 19, 2005, 03:19:54 PM

POLICE!!!!! And the hobo was then placed in jail with....

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 19, 2005, 04:10:19 PM

Elvis and Buddy Holly, who were also considered too successful

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Post by: Big_Duke on May 19, 2005, 09:29:49 PM

and were bailed out by fans,but they didn't know

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Post by: Razor on May 19, 2005, 09:56:26 PM

"that" was not correctly used. Master of Grammar, Batman killed

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 20, 2005, 02:16:05 AM

four bionic monkeys to redeem his pedophile of a friend

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Post by: dragoninja on May 20, 2005, 07:56:20 AM

by throwing salt on the ground and waited for someone

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 20, 2005, 09:40:24 AM

who just happened to be a slug... "This'll teach him,"

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Post by: Razor on May 20, 2005, 11:53:13 AM

he said outloud, where Slugman overheard him. "So, that's his

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Post by: WarxePB on May 20, 2005, 01:17:24 PM

evil plan!" Slugman thought. So he grabbed Batman with his

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Post by: Drace on May 20, 2005, 02:25:41 PM

gigantic and catastrofic rope of destruction. Which is short for

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 20, 2005, 03:10:26 PM

The Giganisticality catastrophicalliticit ropeyroperope of dooom and destructionality mark IV.

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 20, 2005, 08:37:00 PM

The rope failed miserably. "Ye~ah bitch, salt time!!!" said Batman.

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 20, 2005, 10:05:45 PM

Then the real Micheal Jackson came and everybody ran to...

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Post by: Razor on May 20, 2005, 10:15:39 PM

the imatators, his parole officer asked "Please stand up" but

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 20, 2005, 10:32:36 PM

the real slim shady had already been killed by aquaman.

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Post by: Razor on May 20, 2005, 10:39:33 PM

Aquaman and Batman battled it out on a tightrope from

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 20, 2005, 10:42:18 PM

dawn until dusk, and then decided to join the circus

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 12:23:32 AM

In the circus they become clowns but the a giant

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Post by: WarxePB on May 21, 2005, 12:55:12 AM

stepped on the elephants, and was promptly struck by the

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 21, 2005, 01:12:03 AM

great meteor that ultimate Sephiroth fangirl summoned. The Cloud Fangirls

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Post by: WarxePB on May 21, 2005, 01:17:15 AM

grabbed their keyblades and started bashing Warxe, who then said

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 21, 2005, 01:40:48 AM

"What The ****, yo!! I got a Kuja avatar!!" Then  

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 21, 2005, 07:51:10 AM

the cloud and sephiroth fangirls suddenly got attracted to each

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 09:58:09 AM

other and had a really big party with all their

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 10:08:02 AM

Enemies and then they got drunk and started to make

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 21, 2005, 11:15:32 AM

babies with Warxe. They ALL got pregnant. "Gotta go," Warxe

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 21, 2005, 12:16:28 PM

said. "You lucky bastard" MT11 said and went back to

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 21, 2005, 02:20:46 PM

the porn shop mentioned much earlier. The hobo, who survived

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Post by: WarxePB on May 21, 2005, 02:35:03 PM

grabbed a porn magazine, ripped a few pages out, and

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 21, 2005, 02:36:55 PM

ate them. "Mmmmm... Erotic" he said. Then he went to

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 06:28:00 PM

a supermarket and destroyed a shop with his evil

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 06:44:56 PM

perverted mind. Later a Crusader saw a little magazine containing

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Post by: WarxePB on May 21, 2005, 07:27:14 PM

little advertisements and little articles. The crusader said "WTF?" and

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 07:38:51 PM

went balista over the add and started to read the

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 07:47:24 PM

book " three steps to become a good crusader". But the

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 07:49:48 PM

didn't get a thing outta it so instead he went

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 07:53:17 PM

to the sex shop and got himself some porno magazines

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 07:53:21 PM

and started to "read" them but then a cowboy came

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 07:56:43 PM

And started to steal Porn-o magz and hide them in

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 07:58:50 PM

in his hat when the crusader found oute about it

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 08:01:32 PM

He drawed the sword and forced people to become Christian

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 08:03:03 PM

then the Mayor came up and said: I'm the mayor

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 08:03:12 PM

of an uknown town far far away" and then

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 08:06:46 PM

the Crusader quit his job and Bacame Paladin instead and

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 08:07:43 PM

eventualy comited suicide. just as he jumped from an Airplane

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 08:09:09 PM

a spaceship attacked the white house and waked up Bush

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 08:09:16 PM

and died like a chicken. Just like everyone expected him

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Post by: dragoninja on May 21, 2005, 08:12:36 PM

to do... it was inevetable... next day a n00b from

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 08:14:16 PM

from outer space went to buy a apple pie when

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 08:16:01 PM

a level 99 Rouge from Ragnarok Online killed him like

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Post by: Red Fox on May 21, 2005, 08:17:06 PM

a soup would kill a little boy named jim. THen

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Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 08:18:26 PM

A level 65 Priest ressurected the alien and killed it

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Post by: CoolZidane on May 21, 2005, 09:13:43 PM

with a +5 sword once owned by Fighter, and then

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 21, 2005, 09:43:44 PM

MT11 wandered in bewildered that so many people had posted

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 21, 2005, 10:30:10 PM

a bunch of random crap. "Damn, son! what bullshit," MT11

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Post by: Razor on May 22, 2005, 12:18:27 PM

said before he ate the universe, cept the Hobo. He

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 22, 2005, 01:36:15 PM

was still hungry, but the Hobo managed to escape by

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Post by: dragoninja on May 22, 2005, 05:51:40 PM

means of a ventilation... once he escaped he started to

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 22, 2005, 06:03:32 PM

look for Warxe, the pimpish playa'. Many girls pointed him

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 22, 2005, 08:35:07 PM

Towards the state penitentary where where warxe was because...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 22, 2005, 08:35:50 PM

with sharp sticks and told him to go away, but

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 22, 2005, 08:44:15 PM

he never paid the fangirls child support. Through the glass

(i did the 1st one to show... )

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Post by: WarxePB on May 22, 2005, 09:56:39 PM

Warxe was watching everyone. "How amusing" he thought, just before

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Post by: Sqoad on May 23, 2005, 10:03:32 AM

He started to throw stones at elephants around him, Because

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 23, 2005, 10:07:57 AM

They were going to crush him. Then Warxe got out

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Post by: dragoninja on May 23, 2005, 10:13:07 AM

With a AK47 and blew their brains out saying: DIE!!

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 23, 2005, 10:37:06 AM

And die they did, in their thousands. Suddenly the RSPCA

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 23, 2005, 10:59:47 AM

Said, "thank god those ****ing elephants are dead!" Warxe then...

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Post by: dragoninja on May 23, 2005, 06:36:29 PM

Became an Elite soldier in the Marine forces and Blew

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Post by: Sqoad on May 24, 2005, 07:41:02 AM

up in the air like fireworks. Noone cared about it...

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on May 24, 2005, 02:22:03 PM

because Warxe lived.  Warxe and the Hobo began to Duel.

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Post by: charaman on May 24, 2005, 11:01:36 PM

Then Warxe used his infinitely awesome spectacular amazing coolness to

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Post by: Sqoad on May 25, 2005, 09:43:04 AM

run away and hide under a table made out of

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Post by: WarxePB on May 25, 2005, 12:46:19 PM

cheese, which the Hobo, who turned out to be Blaze

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Post by: Scarface Larry on May 26, 2005, 12:52:57 AM

was alergic to so he nuked it. Warxe was infinitly....

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 26, 2005, 03:59:47 PM

in Qui-Gon's debt. "Mesa yous humble servant!" he said, then

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Post by: andy165175 on May 26, 2005, 04:12:38 PM

the jarjar binks fan club sued him so bad that

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 26, 2005, 04:26:11 PM

there was no way he could ever be sued again

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Post by: charaman on May 26, 2005, 04:29:36 PM

Follwing the sue-age, there ensued a crazy battle of evil

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Post by: andy165175 on May 26, 2005, 04:33:53 PM

lawers who sued everything! The Z-fighters from dragon-ball-z said that

 :frag:  +   (Z)   =   _ghost_

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 26, 2005, 04:34:19 PM

world domination by several squirrels, who each thought that they

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Post by: charaman on May 26, 2005, 05:21:58 PM

were demonic squirrel lords with light sabers but they really

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Post by: dragoninja on May 26, 2005, 06:13:53 PM

Didn't know what the hell they were doing there with

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Post by: andy165175 on May 27, 2005, 12:04:12 AM

then a bomb fell and killed the gungans who then

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Post by: ultros on May 27, 2005, 09:37:58 AM

went to wAR with the evil droid army, who then

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Post by: theillusivefish on May 27, 2005, 09:39:31 AM

farted another great fart which ended the world as we

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Post by: dragoninja on May 27, 2005, 11:17:10 AM

Speak, Belive it or not but the mt11 came out

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 30, 2005, 10:45:08 AM

of the loo and realised that the universe had been

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Post by: theillusivefish on June 01, 2005, 07:58:06 PM

blown 2 smithereens, so the MT11 decided that he should

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 01, 2005, 08:01:05 PM

rebuild it using playdough. First he took one billion tonnes

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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 01, 2005, 08:04:57 PM

Of Fish, he threw this at the playdoh trying to

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Post by: theillusivefish on June 01, 2005, 08:05:14 PM

play dough, and so the universe was back to its

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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 04, 2005, 06:09:01 PM

Pancakes, this was strange because noone gives a **** about..

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 05, 2005, 11:24:41 AM

pancakes these days... I my day we had a pancake

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Post by: ultros on June 07, 2005, 10:11:31 AM

that took 10 tons of flour to make so it

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 07, 2005, 10:26:32 AM

took several years to eat. They were the days! I

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Post by: ultros on June 07, 2005, 10:28:19 AM

loves me my pankakes! then there was an explosion that...

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Post by: Red Fox on June 07, 2005, 04:11:17 PM

made mother nature angry so she mad an earthquake. Then..

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Post by: charaman on June 07, 2005, 08:14:04 PM

I saw satan laughing with delight the day the music

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Post by: dragoninja on June 08, 2005, 01:53:51 PM

in the church stoped playing, so Satan decided that now

(charaman... who is "I" ???)

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Post by: charaman on June 08, 2005, 03:16:13 PM

the world was his and he started laughing and sent


(sry dragoninja... song lyric just seemed to fit)

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Post by: Red Fox on June 08, 2005, 03:21:39 PM

a little imp to buy some souls for satan. Then

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 08, 2005, 06:04:05 PM

the imp was assasinated by the crazy frog. Satan was

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Post by: dragoninja on June 10, 2005, 11:59:19 AM

Stuned when he found out that the Crazy frog was

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Post by: Red Fox on June 10, 2005, 12:43:05 PM

a crazy frog. Then Satan went on killing Spree and ...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 10, 2005, 02:59:50 PM

killed Bill. Then he went after the hobo. "I will

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Post by: dragoninja on June 14, 2005, 09:56:05 PM

Not let you moon at me!!" he said with a...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 15, 2005, 09:56:56 AM

nasty howl and he kicked the hobo firmly up the

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Post by: dragoninja on June 15, 2005, 04:54:24 PM

chimeny thinking "what if santa is standing up there with...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 15, 2005, 07:03:25 PM

an atomic raygun? He could destroy us all!!! I must

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Post by: Fortet on June 15, 2005, 07:20:59 PM

run and scream like a little girl while I eat

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Post by: Dragonium on June 15, 2005, 07:26:21 PM

A whale burger. I can buy them from Godzilla, but

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Post by: Red Fox on June 15, 2005, 07:46:49 PM

he is destroying new york with his demonic power so ...

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Post by: Razor on June 15, 2005, 09:41:28 PM

I should remain worried." Santa appeared, "COME GET YOUR PRESENTS!!!"

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Post by: charaman on June 15, 2005, 09:58:35 PM

he then pulled out a ray gun and started shooting

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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 15, 2005, 09:59:01 PM

But Santa, who dissapointed lil' jhonny by only giving a

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Post by: Razor on June 16, 2005, 06:35:48 AM

shot in the brain. Satan stood on the roof, facing Santa

I don't care if it is 11 :p

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 16, 2005, 03:49:35 PM

In an epic confrontation of doom! None could bare to

(I'll let this one slide, Razor :D )

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Post by: Razor on June 16, 2005, 09:31:58 PM

 call their mothers as the two faced off. "Draw!" said

(oh you will, will you? ::) )

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 17, 2005, 07:46:03 PM

Clint Eastwood, but Satan just laser eyed him and then

(Yes. But once more and you will face my moosey wrath. You have been warned...)

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Post by: dragoninja on June 17, 2005, 09:02:05 PM

he sat down and moaned "I WANT A NEW FOOTBALL!!!"

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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2005, 09:08:20 PM

The Ann-Droid got my last one, but I think

(NB. Ann-Droid... Hehe. Anyone outside the UK probably won't know what I mean ;))

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 17, 2005, 09:13:54 PM

she popped it!" Santa laughed. "You will never get a

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Post by: WarxePB on June 17, 2005, 09:15:27 PM

football from me!!!!!11!11!!11!oneoneone1!1!11!!!!!forty-two!". So Clint grabbed his Magnum and

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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2005, 09:17:21 PM

Shot at Trinny and Susanna, but they cut off his

(Careful)

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 17, 2005, 09:18:55 PM

Hair and shoved him into the big brother house where

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Post by: WarxePB on June 17, 2005, 09:20:12 PM

Satan grabbed Clint's hair and whipped it at Santa, who

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Post by: dragoninja on June 17, 2005, 09:22:07 PM

tail... "ow &#@¤!!!" he yelled, and within a second he drew

(that censured word does not count since it's not technically a word...)

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Post by: theillusivefish on June 20, 2005, 11:01:37 AM

a 12 bore shotgun, shot clint, and that was that







(I like 12 bore shotguns ! kill all those whom oppose the AUTHRITY!)

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 20, 2005, 04:36:13 PM

as far as I'm concerned. but there's still the little

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Post by: Red Fox on June 20, 2005, 05:06:05 PM

Gnome that live under a house in north califronia that have ..

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Post by: Dragonium on June 20, 2005, 05:30:16 PM

No noses. Like the dogs on Planet Barcelona. But they

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Post by: Red Fox on June 20, 2005, 05:39:05 PM

ate to much hamburges and died. But one of them

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 20, 2005, 06:02:48 PM

reminded Dragonium that he watches too much Doctor Who. Then

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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 21, 2005, 10:30:27 PM

A Darlic Appeared Who couldn't Climb The Stairs, So He

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 22, 2005, 09:04:55 PM

screeched "ELEVATE" and hovered up them. "HA HA KISS MY

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Post by: WarxePB on June 22, 2005, 09:08:38 PM

MOTHER!" he shouted, drawing a lot of strange looks. He

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Post by: maxine on June 22, 2005, 09:16:04 PM

Then scratched his *** twice as he found a

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Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2005, 09:45:50 PM

big big big big big big big big big tumor.

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Post by: Red Fox on June 22, 2005, 11:04:31 PM

He got scared and runned to a doctor that cut

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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 23, 2005, 05:05:27 AM

his *** but then he couldnt **** so he got

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Post by: maxine on June 23, 2005, 01:53:08 PM

Angry and cutted it up by him self with a

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 23, 2005, 03:28:35 PM

rusty carberetta, remembering Lord Raffles and his strange tirades against

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Post by: Dragonium on June 23, 2005, 03:58:16 PM

Everything. "I should eat more Bluebottles", he said, and went

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Post by: Red Fox on June 23, 2005, 04:10:25 PM

to buy some Bluebottles but on his way to the ....

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 23, 2005, 04:14:12 PM

shop he got insulted by a badger. "WHAT DID YOU

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Post by: Red Fox on June 23, 2005, 06:17:27 PM

SAY !!!" Screamed Lord Falafel. Then he pulled his ANTI-BADGER ...

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Post by: Dragonium on June 23, 2005, 06:36:10 PM

Railgun from his pocket and fired at the Badger, but

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Post by: maxine on June 23, 2005, 07:27:17 PM

The badger evaded and lord falafel shot

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 23, 2005, 07:37:23 PM

his mother accidentally, who was out picking flowers for her

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Post by: maxine on June 23, 2005, 07:42:59 PM

new boyfriend that was alex, the admin of

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Post by: Red Fox on June 23, 2005, 09:09:18 PM

Charas but an angel come from the sky and saved ..

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Post by: WarxePB on June 23, 2005, 09:18:29 PM

Lord Falfael, who didn't really need saving. So Alex died

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Post by: drenrin2120 on June 23, 2005, 09:19:57 PM

and Charas was in chaos while his mother went to the

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Post by: maxine on June 23, 2005, 09:33:44 PM

grave of his and restored him too live while

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 25, 2005, 08:25:49 AM

doing the can-can. Everyone was watching as a large hammer

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Post by: Red Fox on June 25, 2005, 08:28:59 AM

danced to earn money but for no reson he explode.

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Post by: andy165175 on July 06, 2005, 09:33:27 PM

then a lamma said "Cereal!" He didn't like too eat...

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Post by: Bluhman on July 06, 2005, 10:55:52 PM

llama meat, so he ate cereal instead. Suddenly, Bluhman...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 07, 2005, 03:40:01 PM

Revived himself from the cliff incident near the beginning and

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Post by: LynX on July 09, 2005, 09:45:23 AM

a falling meteor got him probably for good. Anyway, there

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 09, 2005, 10:21:52 AM

were these dancing pixies, and they were trying to get

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Post by: LynX on July 09, 2005, 10:40:18 AM

Out of a cage set up by a badguy named

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Post by: Bluhman on July 10, 2005, 05:07:39 PM

Sausage Lynx. It was made of sausage, and was eeeeeevil!

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Post by: maxine on July 11, 2005, 09:39:06 AM

he ate sausage lynx and feel asleep into a big

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 11, 2005, 05:21:55 PM

puddle of a strange substance- you don't wanna know. Anyway,

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Post by: dragoninja on July 15, 2005, 08:20:16 PM

On the otherside of the planet there was a war

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 16, 2005, 08:54:30 AM

between the senior members and the n00bs, known as the

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Post by: dragoninja on July 17, 2005, 04:40:23 PM

CharWars - episode lV, a new dope (LOL!). This movie was not really

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 17, 2005, 04:45:29 PM

Any good and the makers got sued several million by

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Post by: dragoninja on July 17, 2005, 04:49:30 PM

george lucas(sp?), this caused 75% of all chara member to

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Post by: Bluhman on July 17, 2005, 04:53:41 PM

Turn into respectable members of the charas community. Charas was

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Post by: dragoninja on July 17, 2005, 05:10:25 PM

Clear from n00bs, Flamers, Spammers and Corey. 100 miles from charaville (yeah.. that was 11 if you count "100" as a word)

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Post by: maxine on July 18, 2005, 09:16:49 PM

They all sat and eated some hotdogs when suddenly Moosetroop11

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Post by: Enduo_Ril on July 18, 2005, 09:29:41 PM

grabbed a hot dog that was actually a huge centipede

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Post by: dragoninja on July 18, 2005, 10:16:34 PM

And ate it saying: hmmm... this tastes like lemon Muffins

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Post by: Sqoad on July 18, 2005, 11:21:15 PM

The others ate soup made of water and weed that...

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Post by: Bluhman on July 19, 2005, 01:18:11 AM

wasn't eaten at all, because only a chosen few do

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 19, 2005, 03:34:26 PM

the can-can, and the soup was only for can-can dooers.

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Post by: maxine on July 19, 2005, 09:13:39 PM

So now the soup story is ended and all went

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Post by: dragoninja on July 20, 2005, 11:18:54 AM

home to go to bed. the next morning there was

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Post by: Spike21 on July 21, 2005, 02:37:18 AM

an explosion that only moosetroop11 survived so he felt like

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Post by: Pythis on July 21, 2005, 03:17:13 AM

getting up and killing everything in his fiery, raging, stormy...

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Post by: Bluhman on July 21, 2005, 03:48:01 AM

backyard, Killing all the unsuspecting noob and n00b worms. Finally

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 21, 2005, 01:52:19 PM

he calmed down and got out a magazine. "Aha!" cried

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 21, 2005, 05:10:49 PM

his porno magazine. "I always thought you were full of

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Post by: Xecoa on July 21, 2005, 05:31:38 PM

rabid rabbits" Then he went to the store to get

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 21, 2005, 05:36:30 PM

more porno, spending the whole time eating the conveyor belts.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 21, 2005, 05:49:00 PM

"Mmmmmm, elevating" he said, smacking his lips. The shop owner

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Post by: Pythis on July 22, 2005, 04:10:58 PM

got up and backflipped over his head how did I...

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Post by: andy165175 on July 23, 2005, 03:00:08 AM

...Do that?" He asked. Then his Lupe A-Sploded. "Chaos!!!"

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 28, 2005, 08:18:00 PM

screamed his pants, running off him and doing something really

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Post by: Bluhman on July 28, 2005, 11:03:58 PM

awesome to the world! No longer would pantless idiots run

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2005, 01:11:21 AM

into grinders made of beef and chedder chesse. The tramp

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 07, 2005, 11:47:49 AM

went into bullet time and started beating up agents, when

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Post by: LynX on August 07, 2005, 12:18:43 PM

something fell on the world and destroyed it completely whole.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 07, 2005, 05:09:03 PM

"What happen?" the tramp ask, grammar incorrect. Guy reply...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 07, 2005, 05:21:54 PM

"The planet a-sploded! Then the guy died, and the tramp

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Post by: Sephiroth12317 on August 08, 2005, 04:52:01 AM

Started to eat a banana, strawberry smootie while laughing his

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Post by: WarxePB on August 08, 2005, 05:13:57 AM

way to the bank, where he withdrew $5 million in

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Post by: Bluhman on August 12, 2005, 09:42:12 PM

Gil. With the gil, the tramp bought a Pimped Lowrider,

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 13, 2005, 08:49:21 AM

and went cruisin' round the red district. He picked up

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Post by: Kinslayer on August 13, 2005, 03:43:16 PM

a stone, which he threw to an old lady, then

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Post by: Bluhman on August 13, 2005, 03:54:49 PM

he got one star. Police men were hot on his

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 15, 2005, 09:25:45 AM

Frying pan. "Why are we on this frying pan? It's

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Post by: Teto on August 15, 2005, 09:41:52 AM

very hot." They were starting to cook some pies that

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Post by: maxine on August 15, 2005, 09:44:40 AM

went black and then they suddenly where on the damn

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Post by: Sephiroth12317 on August 23, 2005, 09:47:40 PM

table, eaten by huge wolves that hated the charas member       ;)

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Post by: xenocide on August 24, 2005, 03:38:27 AM

Sephiroth12317. The wolves then ate Sephiroth12317 and burped out their

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Post by: Bluhman on August 24, 2005, 03:51:06 AM

intestines, which flopped on the ground like beached whales. The...

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Post by: Teto on August 24, 2005, 06:23:23 AM

completely unrelated cavemen eating wolf for dinner decided to start

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 24, 2005, 08:52:14 AM

Jumping around in joy because they had just the lottery.

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Post by: xenocide on August 25, 2005, 02:10:42 PM

HUH?

ok ill just go on

Then they took a plane to Jamaica and there they

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2005, 06:00:28 PM

Danced their hearts out. Their hearts flopped around on the

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Post by: xenocide on August 27, 2005, 09:13:03 PM

hot ground and turned into fish sticks! Then they ate

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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 27, 2005, 09:44:25 PM

apples from a magic tree growing right over near the

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Post by: Bluhman on August 27, 2005, 10:44:11 PM

apples from a magic tree growing right over near the

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Post by: dragoninja on August 28, 2005, 12:30:37 AM

River of 1337ness, the water from this river caused the

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 28, 2005, 10:46:46 AM

drinker to become immortal! The tramp drank the water, and

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Post by: wildguy3922 on August 28, 2005, 10:19:06 PM

turned into a green and black goblin. Then the tramp

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Post by: WarxePB on August 28, 2005, 10:24:36 PM

died, and went to heaven. But at the gates, St. Peter

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Post by: wildguy3922 on August 29, 2005, 12:14:44 AM

got down on his knees and slapped himself a couple

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Post by: Bluhman on August 29, 2005, 04:02:07 AM

of fried ice creams together. He and the tramd enjoyed..

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Post by: wildguy3922 on August 29, 2005, 04:06:11 AM

the entire night together, alone, talking about something they never

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 29, 2005, 08:58:51 AM

wanted to talk about, just to avoid the inevitable sex

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Post by: wildguy3922 on August 30, 2005, 02:49:48 AM

that was just bound to happen one way or another.

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Post by: Bluhman on September 04, 2005, 06:14:36 AM

Anywho, they had a baby and lived happily, but confusedly

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 04, 2005, 06:19:32 AM

St. Peter had the baby instead of his mate, and that

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2005, 10:33:33 AM

was rather odd. So then the baby was born, and

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Post by: Sephiroth12317 on September 04, 2005, 03:26:53 PM

he named it helena and had it join a band

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 05, 2005, 01:21:01 AM

of rotting pirates who sailed looking for the lost buried

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Post by: Tomi on September 05, 2005, 02:17:03 AM

monkey, who was allergic to bananas, so he buried himself

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Post by: WarxePB on September 05, 2005, 02:19:06 AM

in the excess flesh of a sumo wrestler. The pirates

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Post by: Linkizcool on September 05, 2005, 02:48:08 AM

ate chicken fondue and shot the captain with a tranquilizer

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 05, 2005, 03:06:29 AM

bazooka, then they squaredanced and sang Mary Had A Little

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Post by: Bluhman on September 05, 2005, 04:14:45 AM

Pattacake pattacake with a chocolate sauce and ranch dressing. It

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 05, 2005, 06:54:50 AM

then was possessed by the captain and walked towards the

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 05, 2005, 08:54:05 PM

sea, before falling in. "Noo, our pancake!" Cried the pirates.

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 06, 2005, 02:16:44 AM

The pancakes were then possessed by swordfish and began walking

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Post by: Bluhman on September 06, 2005, 02:48:24 AM

All over the world, ending up in the mouth of...

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 06, 2005, 05:27:33 AM

the mayor of California, he started to choke a little

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 06, 2005, 04:27:38 PM

and said "I'll be back" before dying horribly. Everyone clapped

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 07, 2005, 01:13:54 AM

their feet together and began giving each other foot massages

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Post by: coasterkrazy on September 07, 2005, 01:26:59 AM

that relaxed their souls as they started to go to

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 07, 2005, 04:43:03 PM

Amarillo, but they didn't know the way. So they asked

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Post by: WarxePB on September 07, 2005, 04:46:50 PM

the guy on the street, who kept saying "It's bad."

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Post by: Kinslayer on September 07, 2005, 06:23:54 PM

"But ok". Then he found a sword that could cut...

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 07, 2005, 07:13:00 PM

n00bs into teeny weeny pieces, and went on a KILLING

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Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2005, 08:39:22 PM

MONSTER TRUCK that took him to the desert. There, he

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Post by: coasterkrazy on September 07, 2005, 08:45:48 PM

became drunk and started driving in circles and he ran

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 07, 2005, 08:57:11 PM

over Satan. "DAMN YOU INVENTOR OF MONSTER TRUCKS!" screamed Satan,

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Post by: xenocide on September 08, 2005, 12:01:50 AM

So then the creator was sent to Tartarus. Satan said

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 09, 2005, 12:17:22 AM

"Don't eat the fruit on the trees because they will

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on September 09, 2005, 02:51:26 AM

free you, and we don't want that now do we?

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Post by: Bluhman on September 09, 2005, 02:54:31 AM

"No you don't." Said the monster truck inventor. But in

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 09, 2005, 03:21:48 AM

good time, Himura Kenshin arrived and said to the guy

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on September 09, 2005, 10:30:56 AM

"do you know the way  to the nearest chicken barn?"

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 09, 2005, 04:14:58 PM

"Yessir", he said. "Right over in that there pit of

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 09, 2005, 06:57:44 PM

saliva, you have to dive all the way to the

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Post by: Bluhman on September 09, 2005, 07:27:09 PM

center of a tootsie pop. You do know how many licks it

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on September 10, 2005, 01:51:11 AM

it took before it asploded? only one. Kenshin's. He died.

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Post by: wildguy3922 on September 10, 2005, 02:26:56 AM

And he was buried honorably in the largest stack of

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Post by: WarxePB on September 10, 2005, 02:41:45 AM

crap that the monster truck guy could find. Afterwards, he

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 10, 2005, 09:38:33 AM

danced a slow and solumn dance to send Kenshin to

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on September 10, 2005, 04:11:17 PM

to the netherworld, with the rest of the friggin cameos.

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Post by: coasterkrazy on September 10, 2005, 04:22:00 PM

But by accident, Kenshin arrived in the Netherlands, meaning he

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Post by: blaze_shinigami on September 10, 2005, 07:11:40 PM

will now be tortured by his evil Nordic man-slaves.