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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: True Evil on November 13, 2007, 12:44:22 AM

Title: Who would win?
Post by: True Evil on November 13, 2007, 12:44:22 AM: Yeah yeah, it's been done before, but w/e, it's fun, i'm bored, so wth right?

RULES:
The rules are simple, someone posts a match-up of two people in a fight to the death and the next person types who they think would win (Why is an optional choice) and then posts there own match-up.

EDIT: The people can be from anything, comics, video games, movies, real life, exc...

EXAPMPLE, ROFL:

PersonA: Batman vs. Superman

PersonB: I think Superman would win ([optional:]because yadda yadda)...

Yoda vs. Raziel

easy right?? Okay let's get started :p

Obviously, no one posted before me so I will have to go first...

The Juggernaut vs. Deadpool
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Post by: Dominicy on November 13, 2007, 05:31:20 PM: Juggernaut, he's big. *doesn't know much about comics*

George Bush against George Washington.
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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on November 13, 2007, 05:42:38 PM: George Washington, since he's dead already, he can't be killed.

Hitler vs A bucket of spinach
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Post by: True Evil on November 13, 2007, 07:03:02 PM: Hitler, he eat da spinach n' grow Popeye strong, except with more facism...?

Max Payne vs. Hitman (Codename 47)
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Post by: Archem on November 13, 2007, 07:28:33 PM: Max Payne, because he's got more hair.
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Post by: True Evil on November 13, 2007, 07:31:02 PM: You forgot to put down your match-up :o
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Post by: Bluhman on November 15, 2007, 02:21:49 AM: Who'd win - Kratos the Spartan or the Prince of Persia?
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Post by: Ben on November 15, 2007, 03:08:58 AM: the PoP because of a ncheat code

ted nugent vs skynnrd
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on November 15, 2007, 03:13:09 AM: As little as I want to admit it, Nugent. I love Skynnyrd, but Nugent has a better record of his planes not crashing.

Big-O vs Eva 01
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Post by: Archem on November 15, 2007, 04:57:37 AM: Big O. He's just more bad-***.

Duke Nukem vs. Gordon Freeman.
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Post by: Dominicy on November 15, 2007, 05:33:37 AM: Duke Nukem, he's epic.

Mr. T or Lloyd Irving? (O.o o.O)
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 15, 2007, 11:21:49 AM: Mr. T, he gets his own smilie. (Although Lloyd would really kick his ***)

:mrT:
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Post by: Archem on November 15, 2007, 07:04:02 PM: lilsniff's Non-Versus-Posting Face vs. My Fist.
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Post by: Bluhman on November 15, 2007, 08:07:49 PM: It's a close match, but it has to go to lilsniff's face. 'IT'S THE GRRRRREATEST IN KORIDAI'

Speaking of which...

CD-I Gannon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imlyVV0yYKo) VS CD-I Bowser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS956FdMPfc&feature=related)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on November 15, 2007, 08:29:45 PM: Gannon

Old Videos vs Bluhman
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on November 15, 2007, 10:23:13 PM: Bluhman. You can turn off an old video.

A Ninja vs. a pirate.

Someone had to do it.
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Post by: Ben on November 15, 2007, 11:44:51 PM: they both die
because of the played out factor.

John Rambo kills them both.
John Rambo is the new chuck norris.

Your mom vs my mom
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Post by: True Evil on November 16, 2007, 12:10:54 AM: Your mom, my mom is weakz0rz xD

Energizer Bunny vs. Easter Bunny
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Post by: Archem on November 16, 2007, 01:16:57 AM: You'd think that because he keeps going and going, the Energizer Bunny would win, but batteries tend to die at the most inconvenient time, so the Easter Bunny and his candy-sharing ways win.

Rock vs. Scissors.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on November 16, 2007, 01:32:40 AM: Scissors. Because I say so.

Tetris L-Block vs Tetris J-Block
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Post by: Archem on November 16, 2007, 04:23:46 AM: L Block because it looks more like that it's names that J Block does.

Toy Story vs. The Incredibles.
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Post by: True Evil on November 16, 2007, 06:39:31 PM: Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear pwnz Mr.Incredible while Woody bangs Mrs. Incredible and Mr.Potatohead distract the kids

FF7 Cloud vs. KH Cloud
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 16, 2007, 07:46:42 PM: Both die a horrible flaming death.

The Laws of Physics or Logic?
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Post by: Bluhman on November 16, 2007, 08:42:40 PM: Laws of Physics; while logic would say 'a ball will fall down', the laws of physics can accurately explain why and how fast.

Asterix VS Doraemon
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Post by: Ben on November 16, 2007, 08:52:18 PM: Asterix. because of the moustachular awesome.

SUPERAIDS vs T Virus
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Post by: ellie-is on November 16, 2007, 08:58:44 PM: T Virus, dont ask why.
:( vc :blue-eye:
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 16, 2007, 09:21:03 PM: :( Because :blue-eye: looks like he's already lost a fight.

Marge (Simpsons) vs Wilma (Flintstones)
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 16, 2007, 09:27:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Both die a horrible flaming death.

A Maid vs a Nurse
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Post by: Ben on November 16, 2007, 09:33:06 PM: the nurse because of medical equipment readily acessable

one vs 2
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 16, 2007, 11:36:27 PM: 2, man. One can be more powerful but 2 is the good guy and the good guy always wins.

The ghostbusters vs Muse
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Post by: Dominicy on November 17, 2007, 12:13:07 AM: Ghost Busters. You can't compete with people with that themesong...

Adam Sessler vs. Morgan Webb
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Post by: True Evil on November 17, 2007, 05:45:45 AM: Morgan Webb, she has boobs and distracts Adam Sessler as Morgan hires the interns to assassinate poor Adam :(

Kratos vs. Superman
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Post by: Archem on November 17, 2007, 07:50:10 AM: Kratos, because Superman's a dweeb.

Yngwie Malmsteen vs. Carlos Santana.
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Post by: Bluhman on November 17, 2007, 03:22:58 PM: Carlos Santana. Despite the fact I hardly know either of them, it seems he has more seniority.

Bomberman VS Bomb Man
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Post by: Xziayer on November 17, 2007, 05:23:22 PM: Niether, they both die simuntainously.

Jill Valentine vs Rebecca Chambers
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Post by: True Evil on November 17, 2007, 05:25:21 PM: Jill Valentine, she's hotter in RE3

Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 17, 2007, 06:50:53 PM: Sam Fisher hands down. Solid Snake is an old man.

KoRn vs Slipknot
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Post by: Archem on November 17, 2007, 09:57:41 PM: Neither, they both suck so bad that they essentially kill themselves.

Plastic wrap vs. aluminum foil.
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Post by: Musha on November 19, 2007, 01:23:13 AM: Plastic Wrap. That stuff is dangerous, man. It sticks to anything.

PaRappa the rapper vs. 50 Cent
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on November 19, 2007, 01:41:24 AM: Pa Rappa. HE BAKES FUCKKIN CAKES.

Dr. Wily vs Dr. Octopus
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Post by: Musha on November 19, 2007, 01:48:31 AM: Doc Ock, cause Wiley is just lame.

Sailor Moon vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Post by: Bluhman on November 19, 2007, 02:04:47 AM: Buffy. It clearly states that buffy slays in her title, while it states that Sailor Moon... Well, sails, despite the fact she doesn't! No hypocrite deserves victory!

Anyway:

Gorillas VS Gorillaz?
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Post by: WarxePB on November 19, 2007, 03:20:19 AM: Gorillas. I'd like to see a regular male human take on an 800-pound beast with his bare hands and walk away uninjured.

God vs. a rock so heavy that He can't lift it
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Post by: Archem on November 19, 2007, 04:34:01 AM: God, because it would piss off atheists.

Portal vs. anything that's not Portal.
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Post by: Musha on November 19, 2007, 04:46:04 AM: Anything that's not Portal, because everybody knows that quantity trumps quality.

Solomon Grundy vs. Pants
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Post by: Dominicy on November 19, 2007, 05:22:25 PM: Pants, it throws itself on his legs and starts squeezing.

This breakfast biscuit with a sausage VS. ... ... Dare Devil
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Post by: Musha on November 21, 2007, 06:50:00 AM: Daredevil. He uses his enhanced senses to track down the biscuit, and eats it.

Jade (Beyond Good & Evil) vs. Jade (Mortal Kombat)
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Post by: Bluhman on November 21, 2007, 04:37:39 PM: BGE Jade, since she's at least sane enough to wear clothing.

Magneto VS Magneton
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Post by: Dominicy on November 21, 2007, 11:13:22 PM: Both win and lose, otherwise they'll put a magnet to my computer O.O

Abandonia Vs. Charas Project
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 24, 2007, 07:09:15 PM: Abandonia. Sounds much cooler.

The King vs. Ronald McDonald.
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Post by: Bluhman on November 24, 2007, 07:18:10 PM: King. He's much more ominous than the goofy Ronald McDonald.

Iron Man VS Samus Aran
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Post by: Archem on November 24, 2007, 10:24:33 PM: Samus. It's just undebatable. It's like...

Chuck Norris vs. A Crippled Child.

You know that cripple doesn't stand a chance. There's another fist under Chuck's beard.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 24, 2007, 11:13:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lucas_irineu
You are kidding right? Chuck Norris, of course!
Mega Man vs Super Mna

You gave a wrong answer, so I'll give you a wrong answer. :p

Mega Man

This guy vs that guy
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on November 24, 2007, 11:29:16 PM: This guy. That guy's ****ing nuts, no way he's gonna lose to this guy, especially when this guy uses his mega buster.

Legion (Castlevania) vs Anonymous
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Post by: Musha on November 27, 2007, 06:54:28 AM: Anonymous, 'cause Legion couldn't find him....

Grumpy Bear vs. Oscar the Grouch
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 30, 2007, 06:39:33 PM: Oscar. It's obvious he has a shotgun in that trash can.

Jack vs Mel
Just try and find out what I'm referencing, I dare you.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 02, 2007, 12:46:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Legion (Castlevania) vs Anonymous

Essentially they're the same. >.>

Jack, it's a better name.

Nickel Samurai vs Jammin Ninja
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 02, 2007, 04:58:14 AM: Adam Sandler, he'd just belt the other guy with a golf club

Samus Aran (from Metroid) vs Mozilla Firefox...?
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Post by: Bluhman on December 02, 2007, 05:27:14 AM: Firefox. As we can clearly see, he engulfs the entire planet in fire...?

Potassium VS Argon
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 02, 2007, 05:33:59 AM: Potassium, but only if it's from Kazakhstan.

Master Chief vs my pet dog max (maltese)

(Oh and bluhman, u do know that Firefox is a web browser don't you?)
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Post by: Archem on December 02, 2007, 06:22:56 AM: Master Chief. Your dog blows.

Bluhman's knowledge of Firefox vs. you not knowing a little humor when you read it.
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 02, 2007, 06:36:13 AM: I just thought cause of the question mark and... ah, screw that!

My small sense of humor

Giant Enemy Crab vs this smiley- :para:
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Post by: Darrellito on December 02, 2007, 08:28:08 AM: The Giant Crab. It would eat the smiley's code.

Seth Rogen vs Jud Appatow...
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 02, 2007, 08:33:16 AM: Never heard of them, but Seth has a better name, so he wins.

CHARAS vs that rm2k sample game with the bad english and the slow walking
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Post by: Darrellito on December 02, 2007, 08:38:42 AM: Seth Rogen = Star of Knocked Up, Cop in Superbad, Andy's freind in 40-Year-Old Virgin, Helped write each on of those plus Taladega Nights, Walk Hard, and Anchorman.
Jud Appatow = Directed most of the above said movies, but not all.

Charas. Cause we're good like that.

Aquaman vs The Submariner...
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 02, 2007, 08:46:53 AM: Oh, Definetly Seth then.
The Submariner, cause he could probably do a submarine drive by on aquaman or something

My Cat Jackie vs Jackie Chan
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Post by: Archem on December 02, 2007, 05:25:07 PM: Jackie Chan would kick a hole through your cat.

Light bulbs vs. scented candles.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 02, 2007, 06:24:12 PM: Scented candles. Light bulbs can't play any role in the casting of spells.

Guybrush Threepwood VS Jack Sparrow
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 02, 2007, 07:01:31 PM: Guybrush, he's not as gay as Johnny Depp.

Detective Goren (Law and Order: CI) vs Sherlock Holmes
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Post by: Archem on December 02, 2007, 07:06:58 PM: Holmes. You know why.

Car throwing vs. car eating.
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Post by: Darrellito on December 02, 2007, 07:45:28 PM: Car eating. Because we need to feed the children.

Pilsbury Dough Boy vs Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 02, 2007, 07:55:07 PM: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. He is the embodiment of Gozer. Duh.

Josef Stalin vs Leninbot 5000
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Post by: Musha on December 04, 2007, 05:29:31 AM: Stalin. "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." Stalin makes Leninbot 5000 a statistic.

Andrew Lloyd Webber vs. Stephen Sondheim.
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Post by: Phayre on December 04, 2007, 01:46:35 PM: Andrew Lloyd Webber, because Jesus Christ would kick Sweeney Todd's freaky barber behind.

Tang vs. Sunny D
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 02:55:09 PM: It was close, but in the end, Tang tore of Sunny D's cap and spilled juice all over the place. Sunny D did not survive.

Lord Raffles vs Saint Lucifer (It was going to be done sooner or later ;P)
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 04, 2007, 03:58:02 PM: No it wasn't. But you made it happen. You're a bad person.

...Lord Raffles.

Dekoffie or SMB?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 04, 2007, 06:31:45 PM: Draw. Both hit each other at the same exact downtothemillisecondfriggin time during sudden death. I watch.

Nightmare (Soul Calibur 1, Dreamcast) vs. The American Legal System.
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Post by: ellie-is on December 04, 2007, 06:42:11 PM: American legal system. I dont know who nightmare is, but the american legal system would pwn him.
Your mom vs his mom
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Post by: Archem on December 04, 2007, 07:04:59 PM: Nightmare. He'd come in and rape both women. Because he's Nightmare.

Snake vs. Sonic.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 09:31:18 PM: Snake. He comes in from behind and snaps Sonic's neck, but barely survives, due to the cartoony blue spines on Sonic's back.

Doing a barrel roll vs. bleeding to death on the kitchen floor while I disco dance on a pillar of cereal boxes.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 04, 2007, 10:52:37 PM: Barrel roll. It deflects lasers.

Tommy vs Jason. WITHOUT THEIR POWER RANGER COSTUMES.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 11:09:50 PM: o.O Tommy? *Just smiles and nods*

Peanut butter vs. Vanilla
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Post by: ellie-is on December 04, 2007, 11:12:18 PM: Neither. Cake wons.
Paint shop + MS Paint vs Macromedia FreeHand + Photoshop
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Post by: Archem on December 05, 2007, 02:12:29 AM: All of 'em, because there was no-one for them to verse ("+" means "and").
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Post by: Bluhman on December 05, 2007, 02:39:39 AM: Minuteman(Freedom Force) VS Statesman(CoH)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 05, 2007, 03:01:13 AM: Minuteman, but only if teamed up with Hourman.

Slayer (Guilty Gear) vs Slayer (Band)
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Post by: Dominicy on December 05, 2007, 10:57:19 PM: Guilty Gear Slayer, because Slayer the band is no doubt heavy metal >_>

Chisoku vs Bluhman
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Post by: Musha on December 07, 2007, 05:17:31 AM: Bluhman. I don't know why....

Ash Williams vs. Ash Ketchum (Yes, Ash Ketchum can use his Pokemon, and Yes, Ash Williams can use his boomstick, chainsaw, Deathcoaster, Deadite powers, etc.)
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 07, 2007, 05:31:15 AM: Ash Ketchum.... one of his little bastards could swallow the other guy.

Kefka vs Sephiroth
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Post by: Darrellito on December 07, 2007, 08:46:34 AM: Sephiroth. But afterwards, he'd get all emo and cry for his mommy.

The Faith (DC Comics) vs Dr. Strange (Marvel Comics)
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Post by: Jaarroho on December 07, 2007, 10:02:06 AM: Dr. Strange cause his name is funny.

OK!!! WHO WOULD WIN?!?

Bill Gates V.S Chuck Norris

(Gasp!)
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Post by: Dragonium on December 07, 2007, 02:14:03 PM: Bill Gates. In a set time period, Bill Gates' vile creations can actually cause more damage to Earth than Chuck Norris can.

Coke and Pepsi vs. Fanta and Tango.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 07, 2007, 03:36:16 PM: Fanta and Tango. Though I've never had Tango in my life (cause I'm not english, unfortunately), Fanta alone is enough to beat both Coke and Pepsi.

Starfox VS Lazarwolf
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 07, 2007, 06:28:33 PM: Space. Because fighting in space is dangerous.

Alex vs SaiKar
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Post by: Dominicy on December 07, 2007, 08:44:58 PM: Sai'kar, he was epic.

Bleach vs. Blood Plus
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 07, 2007, 11:51:28 PM: Bleach... Just because there was also a Nirvana album called that.

Jabba the hutt and an army of bounty hunters vs James Bond
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Post by: Archem on December 08, 2007, 04:06:21 AM: James Bond. Don't you dare argue otherwise.

Classic Rock vs. Neo-Classical Metal.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 08, 2007, 01:37:34 PM: I've never listened to Neo-whatever, so neither.

Ayame (Power Stone) and Nightmare (Soul Calibur) tagteam vs. Knuckles (Sonic Adventures 2) and Cervantes (Soul Calibur) tagteam

( Sorry, got Dreamcast on the brain. )
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Post by: ellie-is on December 08, 2007, 01:49:50 PM: Knuckles and Cervantes. Dont know who is cervantes, but knuckles would win :p
Sonic X Tails
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 08, 2007, 01:55:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lucas_irineu
Knuckles and Cervantes. Dont know who is cervantes, but knuckles would win :p
Sonic X Tails

Tails (friggin robot [on good side] > hedgehog)

Miiah-hii vs. Miiah-hoo

BTW,
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Post by: Musha on December 08, 2007, 09:48:00 PM: Neither. Miiah-haha kicks both their asses.

head vs. desk
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on December 08, 2007, 09:54:29 PM: Desk. The desk watches and laughs as you bleed to death from busting your head.

Resident Evil vs. Silent Hill
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Post by: Bluhman on December 08, 2007, 11:43:18 PM: Resident Evil. Though creepier, the silent hill monsters can't do shit. Hell, several can't even walk properly.

Donald Duck VS Daffy Duck
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 09, 2007, 02:28:21 AM: Daonald, at least he has enough dignity to wear clothes.

This ones typed by my dog-

nvgbvgkm vs /nj
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 09, 2007, 02:38:23 AM: Euthanasia.

Phantasy Star Online vs Final Fantasy 11
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 09, 2007, 02:50:09 AM: FF11. Do I honestly need to explain?

Ridley vs Bahamut
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Post by: Archem on December 09, 2007, 04:29:13 AM: Ridley.

Seriously, he's never DEAD!

Quake vs. Unreal Tournament.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 09, 2007, 04:46:07 AM: A Quake could easily ruin an Unreal Tournament.

Sephiroth (FF7) VS Leonardo (TMNT)
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 09, 2007, 04:48:27 AM: I'd like to see a turtle take the force of a supernova...

Sephiroth.

Toasted eggs vs Scrambled Bread
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Post by: Bluhman on December 09, 2007, 04:50:57 AM: Scrambled Bread, because Eggs cant be toasted. NOT all toasters toast eggs.

Godzilla VS Ultraman
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 09, 2007, 05:06:00 AM: Ultraman: I will defeat you!!

Godzilla: *chomp*

Merry vs Pippin
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 09, 2007, 05:11:28 AM: Pippin.

J. Jonah Jameson vs J.J. the Jet Plane
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 09, 2007, 05:32:05 AM: Those little propellors on the plane meet Jameson's face.........

Raiden (MGS2) vs Wayne from Wayne's World
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Post by: Darrellito on December 09, 2007, 07:50:00 AM: Raiden. He'd hack into his own game and give himself the upper hand.

:frag: vs :domosai:
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Post by: Dominicy on December 09, 2007, 04:06:51 PM: :domosai: eats all of :frag: 's bullets, but when :domosai: finally gets close enough, :frag: cracks him over the head and feeds him to :yell: with a side of (B) .

Rhue by the end of The Way vs. Traziun after the Blana Sera temple

Was tempted to say Roo from Pooh instead... >_>
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Post by: Darrellito on December 10, 2007, 07:51:35 AM: Neither, they both die in a Negasblosion.

Superman vs The Hulk
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Post by: Djanki on December 10, 2007, 01:20:20 PM: Superman. He'd wrap up the Hulk with his 'S' like in Superman 2, and hurl him into the Sun.

King Leonidas Vs. Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 10, 2007, 04:31:04 PM: King Leonidas, but he needed some help from the wife. He held her down while she came in and Gorgowned Chuck.

Death from Gauntlet vs. Death from Castlevania
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Post by: Archem on December 10, 2007, 07:49:17 PM: Death from Castlevania. At least he can't get killed by a magic potion.

Viewtiful Joe vs. The Alien Hominid.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 10, 2007, 10:33:20 PM: Viewtiful joe, I know who he is.

Survivor Man against Man vs Wild
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Post by: Musha on December 11, 2007, 06:30:31 PM: Man vs. Wild would've won, but Wild killed him....

Numa Numa Dance vs. New Numa: The Return of Gary Brolsma!
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 11, 2007, 08:31:50 PM: None. Dragostea Din Tei cuts his head off.

Death vs. Olive.
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Post by: Musha on December 12, 2007, 05:22:59 PM: Death. Death always wins.

Astronauts vs. Cavemen
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Post by: Bluhman on December 12, 2007, 06:48:04 PM: Cavemen. Everyone knows that those from below shall always defeat those who are above, until they, themselves are at top as well... And then the cycle repeats again.

Red Wings (Rochester Baseball team) VS Red Wings (FF4 Airship squad)
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Post by: Dominicy on December 12, 2007, 07:49:07 PM: Airship squad. They crash their ship into the field. There were no survivors.

Firearm vs. Hungry hungry hippo
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Post by: Musha on December 15, 2007, 09:09:56 AM: Firearm. Guns don't kill hippos, people kill hippos....with guns.

The obligatory Boss Battle vs. the obligatory jumping puzzle
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 15, 2007, 01:47:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Musha
Firearm. Guns don't kill hippos, people kill hippos....with guns.

The obligatory Boss Battle vs. the obligatory jumping puzzle

The obligitory tutorial.

My foot vs your nads.
Title:
Post by: Archem on December 15, 2007, 03:44:56 PM: My nads. They're made of steel and have five inch steel spikes sticking out of them.

Nazis vs. Commies.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 15, 2007, 04:49:01 PM: Nazis blow up Radioshack. Commies turn Radioshack into Missleslolshack. They shoot missles lol at the Nazis.

Fergie vs. Gwen Stefani (forgot how you spell her derned name)
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 15, 2007, 05:17:20 PM: Neither. They cannot die as they are already dead inside.

Lucas irineu vs. A Forgotten Legend.
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 18, 2007, 04:33:24 AM: AFL. just 'cause.

Christmas almost being here v.s. School ending today
Title:
Post by: Musha on December 18, 2007, 08:02:35 AM: Christmas almost being here, because I don't go to school.

The Sims: The Movie vs. World of WarCraft: The Movie
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 18, 2007, 08:07:49 AM: There's a Sims movie? OH GOD NO!!! *kills self*

*gets back up*

The Sims wins. they did make me die after all.

Sega Gamegear vs Nintendo Gameboy
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Post by: Dominicy on December 18, 2007, 04:08:43 PM: Gamegear, they both force you to play with yourself, but Gamegear sounds cooler.

Bryce 5.5 becoming freeware vs. corn flakes
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on December 18, 2007, 10:14:08 PM: Corn. Flakes.

City of Heroes VS World of Warcraft
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Post by: Musha on December 20, 2007, 04:40:14 PM: World of Warcraft, because it is the only MMO anybody ever plays anymore.

Bruce Banner vs. Bruce Wayne

(censored, lol)
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 20, 2007, 05:49:23 PM: Bruce Wayne. When Bruce Banner's not the hulk he has no powers.
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Post by: Musha on December 29, 2007, 04:11:57 AM: I would win, because you did not post any competitors!

Ebenezer Scrooge vs. The Grinch
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2007, 04:48:16 AM: Grinch. As the TMNT and The Incredible Hulk have shown us, those who are green tend to win. :]]

Aquaman VS Link wearing a Zora Tunic
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 29, 2007, 05:52:25 AM: Link would wrap the hookshot's chain around the other guy and then put the iron boots on him.

CMS vs CBS
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2007, 06:16:55 AM: CBS. They've got their own channel for fuck's sake.

Mythbusters VS Alice in Wonderland
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 29, 2007, 12:18:24 PM: Alice in [STRIKE]Crack[/STRIKE]Wonder land. You know why.

Trojans vs Trojan horse.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2007, 10:05:24 PM: Trojans. They built a self-destruct button into their wooden horse.

Osdray VS Chisoku
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 01, 2008, 08:39:56 PM: Chisoku. Need I explain?

Super Smash Bros. (N64) vs Super Mega Ultra Smashfest of Happy Sunshine Delight GO! (?)
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 01, 2008, 10:14:53 PM: ...

Smash Bros. can never lose. Unless it fights itself. But then it'd still win.

Cars vs. trucks.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on January 01, 2008, 10:27:18 PM: Cars are swifter than trucks, and Trucks aren't all that powerful anyway. Now, cars vs TANKS would be a different matter, but that's not my VS.

Ico VS Myst
Title:
Post by: Musha on January 03, 2008, 11:13:31 AM: Ico, because Ico moves. Myst is just a slideshow collection of pretty pictures.

Sheng Long vs. Reviving Aeris in Final Fantasy VII
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 03, 2008, 06:20:08 PM: Sheng Long technically cannot die, and if Aeris is already dead, Sheng Long has already won.

Darkflood2 vs Fake Darkflood2
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 03, 2008, 09:49:00 PM: DarkFlood2, because imitators suck.

Blowing up the ocean vs. turning babies into gold.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on January 04, 2008, 12:37:26 AM: Turning babies into gold. While Blowing up the ocean is cool in itself, it's HARDLY practical.

Elmer Fudd VS Tails
Title:
Post by: Fortet on January 04, 2008, 01:09:06 AM: Tails; no stupid 'w's instead of 'r's

Paper or plastic?
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on January 04, 2008, 01:39:28 AM: Paper. It can kill rocks.

FHQWHGADS vs YS
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 04, 2008, 06:18:19 PM: FHQWHGADS. Need I explain?

Flava Flav vs Kidd Rock.
Title:
Post by: Musha on January 19, 2008, 02:00:15 AM: Flava Flav, 'cause he has a big clock.....and Kid Rock doesn't. All he has is a picture he put away.

Owzer vs. Queen Brahne

Owzer

Queen Brahne
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 19, 2008, 05:50:39 AM: Queen Brahne, cause she loaded faster in my browser.

8-Bit Theater vs The Zelda Webcomic
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 19, 2008, 11:12:30 PM: Neither.

Four Ganondorfs laughing in tiny melee vs. Anything else.
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 20, 2008, 01:05:51 AM: 4 young links drinking milk in giant melee.

Steiner Porn vs Beatrix Porn
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 23, 2008, 07:13:56 PM: Fail.

AYBABTU vs Sparta!
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 23, 2008, 09:53:26 PM: Double Fail.

Mystic Quest vs Final Fantasy Legend.
Title:
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 23, 2008, 10:06:37 PM: Mystic Quest

Steve Irwin vs Stingray
Title:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 23, 2008, 10:18:25 PM: I think we discovered the answer to that one.

Gambit vs Cyclops
Title:
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on January 23, 2008, 10:18:36 PM: Stingray. I believe this has already happened somewhere....

King Dede vs. Bowser (god this'll be fun)
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 23, 2008, 10:43:42 PM: Ganon.

Black Watz No.3 (see my sig) vs Jenova Life
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on January 23, 2008, 11:27:40 PM: Jenova. A dance would have no chance of defeating it.

FIRE of WAR V. WATER of LIFE
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 23, 2008, 11:37:02 PM: ITS NOT A DANCE! *cries*

oh, and to answer your question. fire puts out water. duh.

Black Waltz no.3 (the demented black mage) vs. Waltz (the dance)
Title:
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 23, 2008, 11:50:27 PM: Waltz dance. They can't possibly keep up pace with it.

Happycore vs Speedcore
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 24, 2008, 12:03:02 AM: Happycore fuses with CrappyCube to make CrabbySphere. CrabbySphere would win.
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 24, 2008, 06:11:05 PM: ... would win!

Rammstein vs Frankenstein.
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 24, 2008, 06:31:20 PM: Frankenstein made a monster, Rammstein made a music (oh dear! The grammar!). You can kill a monster, but you can't kill a music (dear God, make it stop the grammar!).

DOOM vs. Quake.
Title:
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 24, 2008, 06:36:49 PM: Quake. Least Sarge manages to smoke while he kills ****. And the he was a zombie anyways, so I guess Doom.

Daft Punk vs Daft Punks
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 24, 2008, 06:47:26 PM: Daft Punk. There can only be one.

Rocks vs. rock.
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 25, 2008, 12:53:10 AM: the . on the end of rock. deflects all attacks from Rocks, but Rocks uses it's capital letter in a sneak attack and destroys the first 2 letters of rock. but then ck. goes into a trance and destroys Rocks with a haoudoken.
Title:
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 25, 2008, 02:50:12 AM: 42

Zombies the undead vs 7Up the unsoda
Title:
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 25, 2008, 03:13:43 AM: Zombies. If you've seen Zombie Happy Fun Time, you know why.

1337 speak vs txt talking
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2008, 04:43:26 AM: Both fall miserably to cohesive English.

M.C. Hammer VS M.C. Escher
Title:
Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 30, 2008, 04:07:10 AM: M.C. Hammer has pants!

Kong vs Godzilla
Title:
Post by: Musha on January 31, 2008, 09:59:41 AM: Kong if you're American. It's a tie if you're Japanese.

Doshin the Giant vs. Tin Star
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: roxas99999 on January 25, 2009, 02:56:54 AM: Doshin the Giant because of E=mc2.

Firaga vs. Thundaga
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Grandy on January 25, 2009, 03:10:58 AM: Thundaga. Because Thunders can set things on fire, but fire can't set things on thunder.

Navi vs Flare
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rayonius on January 25, 2009, 04:33:32 AM: flare, because navi is ****ing annoying.

sonic vs. mario
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on January 25, 2009, 07:07:59 AM: Flare. I mean, come on. Vocabulary.

Sore throat vs. cold sore.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 25, 2009, 01:03:21 PM: Cold sore spreads from person to person. He can NEVER BE DEFEATED! MWAHAHA

Rorschach vs Batman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on January 25, 2009, 10:21:30 PM: Batman. He's a ****ing ninja

Awesome vs. Win
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on January 25, 2009, 10:58:37 PM: Awesome. Because a win can be sour, but awe is always pure.

Penis vs. Vagina
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 26, 2009, 02:14:43 AM: Don't you realize they're the same thing?

Chaos control vs Herpes control
(YOU WILL NOT GET THE REFERENCE. DON'T EVEN TRY!)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on January 26, 2009, 02:19:59 AM: Chaos Control, I think...just cuz chaos is cooler than herpes

Weeaboos vs. Wiggers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on January 26, 2009, 03:06:54 AM: Tough **** here... Uh... Weeaboos, because at least they're not wiggers.

Captain Planet vs. Lion-O.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on January 26, 2009, 03:33:11 AM: Captain Planet. (http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/609-captain-planet) Yep, follow the link to find out the detailed reasons as to why.

Alone in the Dark VS Clock Tower
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on January 26, 2009, 04:35:14 AM: AIDS.

But more relevant, Clock Tower.

MPH vs. KPH.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: roxas99999 on January 26, 2009, 06:22:54 PM: MPH, because it is bigger (if you're speaking in distance)
and it sounds much better.
MPH!!!
SHAZAM!
Sounds cool, doesn't it?

.UIF vs. .NRG (disk image file type)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on January 26, 2009, 08:16:03 PM: .NRG, it reminds me of Nergal

Facebook vs. MySpace
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Dominicy on February 05, 2009, 06:55:49 PM: Facebook. Facebook is at least avoidable.

.SRS vs. .BIZ
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 11:22:34 PM: .SRS, it sounds cooler

The fact that this page has herpes ads everywhere vs. The possible fact of what ads it will happen after I post this

SUPER AIDS MIDGET VIRUS PORN BESTIALITY NUDE
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 11:33:52 PM: The latter.

(http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CP2DgZHn3pravAEQ2AUYTzII2XGQHdgty8k)

Boxers vs. briefs.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 11:35:50 PM: Boxer Briefs rule all

Britney Spears vs. Paris Hilton
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 12:04:01 AM: Britney, but she later loses to drugs and alcohol.

Rockband vs Guitar Hero
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 06, 2009, 12:30:47 AM: Rock Band.

Seriously. Moving Pictures.

Metallica vs. Megadeth (reply wrong and I'll kill you).
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 04:28:45 AM: Metallica, just because I personally like Hetfield more then Mustaine.

And since I'm Jesus Christ, I have the power to make Metallica a holy tribune. Now they beat all. Except for the Metalocalypse.

Lars Ulrich vs. Neil Peart

Edit: Fixed, [sarcasm]Because I know it was really that important.[/sarcasm]
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 06, 2009, 04:43:02 AM: Neil Peart, perhaps? Try harder next time.

Oh, and sleep with your eyes open, because death is coming your way.

Suffocation vs. strangulation. This one is important, people! Asphyxiation is no laughing matter!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 04:55:46 AM: Suffocation...mostly because it reminds me of an awesome song
But, realistically, it wins because if you're squeamish and have never killed a person, you don't have to look at their face while your smothering them with a pillow
...
How do I know that?
...
That's for you to find out

Leonidas vs. Xerxes
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 06, 2009, 07:32:08 AM: Leonidas, 'cause even though he died, he proved that even gods can bleed.

Vega vs. Voldo
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Dominicy on February 06, 2009, 12:57:18 PM: Voldo. Sounds close to Volvo, and not even crazy claw-wielding Spaniards can stand up to that.

Bel-Air bot vs. Swedish bot
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Fox on February 06, 2009, 01:12:51 PM: Bel-air because rich people live there. No rich people in sweden.

Apple vs Divine Apple.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Dominicy on February 06, 2009, 01:18:59 PM: Divine Apple, obviously. Even if that question would make my original question a bit redundant >.>

I SHALL BE THE LAST, AND YOU SHALL GO FIRST!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVmOpZZTELI&feature=channel_page) vs. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p73PZIDQuA) Both non-sensical video-game quotes (to some varying degree), but which is greater?!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:46:20 PM: I SHALL BE THE LAST, AND YOU SHALL GO FIRST!!

Apple Pie or Cherry Pie?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 06, 2009, 09:17:05 PM: Cherry pie, because it's a euphemism for vagina.

80s vs. 90s.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 06, 2009, 09:19:16 PM: 80s, for sure.

60-70s vs 80-90s
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 06, 2009, 09:34:29 PM: ****, that's a tough one...

Uh... I'm gonna have to go with 80s-90s, since the 80s were the glory days of metal, and 90s had STP on every radio station.

Gun rack vs. guitar.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 11:24:33 PM: Gun Rack...I want it more

Cello vs. Viola
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 06, 2009, 11:55:36 PM: Viola.

Also, archem. 60's had hippies.
Archem vs hippies
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 07, 2009, 12:58:21 AM: Archem. But the hippies would give a good fight with their flower power.

Cowpunchers vs Donkeypunchers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 01:18:18 AM: Cowpunchers. Those donkeys didn't do nothing to ya, but those cows are just evil man

Rap vs. Easy Listening
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 07, 2009, 02:39:36 AM: Rap, but only if we talk pre-'93 rap.

Trick question time: Me vs. you.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 02:48:13 AM: YouA.K.A. Me

Gnome vs. Blood Gnome
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 07, 2009, 04:27:38 AM: Trick answer for a trick question? ~~Tricky~~ Clever.

Let's say Gnome, since my ignorance on what defines a Blood Gnome makes me afraid to pit the one with Haemophilia.

Truck trucks vs. car boats.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 07, 2009, 04:50:59 AM: Car boats. I can ride and not pay attention to the road at the same time! :O

Your face vs his face.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 07, 2009, 05:18:52 AM: His face. Seriously, what the hell happened to it?!

Which is bigger: Your mom vs. The Sun.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 05:48:37 AM: My mom...
I don't want to talk about it

WoW Nerds vs. Cosplayers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 07, 2009, 07:27:42 AM: Cosplayers. Give them a real sword and some LSD, they're on their way.

What's your addiction?

St. Patrick's Day vs. 420
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 07:36:22 AM: St. Patricks Day...I love the Irish...although 420 comes in a close second

Blue vs. Green
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 07, 2009, 07:56:13 AM: Green, because there is no "lime blue".

Sky diving vs. deep-sea diving.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 07, 2009, 09:34:03 PM: Thats a hard one, Im hydrophobic and altiphobic. But I guess sky diving.

Archem's mom or Mies's Mom?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 07, 2009, 10:12:52 PM: Archem's mum. Meis has no mother, he spawned fully formed from a swamp.

Yahweh vs. Allah.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 07, 2009, 10:26:19 PM: Allah. He is one tough badass.

Reply vs Notify.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 10:30:52 PM: Quote from: Rahl on February 07, 2009, 09:34:03 PM
Im hydrophobic
Hydrophobia is a stage of rabies, for some reason the real term is Aquaphobia
The more you know! *ding*

Reply...notify clogs email

Knife that never fails to cut vs. Thing that cannot be cut
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Dominicy on February 08, 2009, 12:16:47 AM: Reply. Like so.

Amaranth Studio vs. Divine Apple
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 08, 2009, 12:22:00 AM: Quote from: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 10:30:52 PM
Hydrophobia is a stage of rabies, for some reason the real term is Aquaphobia
The more you know! *ding*

Reply...notify clogs email

Knife that never fails to cut vs. Thing that cannot be cut

Thing that cannot be cut, for the sake of answering.

Spongebob in Asia vs Spongebong Hemppants.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 08, 2009, 07:32:17 PM: Spongebbob in Asia, atleast there he could live out his fetish...

Japaneese vs. Chineese?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 08, 2009, 09:03:16 PM: Japaneese...****ing communists ruining our day

ALL CAPS vs. typeen liek an noying 16yo g3rl
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 08, 2009, 11:49:59 PM: ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.

Cannibalism vs. paedophilia.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 09, 2009, 10:17:45 PM: That's tough. Just because you can be 18, and the other 17 (in some states) and it can still be considered pedophilia. I'd have to go with the eating people.

Chuck Norris Mr. T
vs vs vs
Chicago Ted Steven Segal

Taking all bets!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 09, 2009, 10:56:38 PM: Chuck Norris and Mr.T win, because they are awesome.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Compass_(film)">The Golden Compass</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamfall:_The_Longest_Journey">Dreamfall: The Longest Journey</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2009, 11:06:19 PM: Dreamfall is a video game. I'd much rather have an interactive product that lasts longer.

Jazz vs. blues.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2009, 02:41:44 AM: Jazz

XBox vs. Playstation

Nintendo wins by default <_< >_>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 10, 2009, 04:38:56 AM: You mean this gen or last gen? Because Xbox is DOMINATING PlayStation this round.

Furries vs. emos.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2009, 04:46:36 AM: *exasperated gasp*
I guess emo's, although they are pretty close

RRoD vx. BSoD
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 11, 2009, 05:07:50 AM: BSoD, because at least you get a shiny new X360 if you get the RRoD. what do you get from a BSoD? Probably just a headache.

Elves vs. Dwarves
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2009, 05:14:02 AM: Dwarves. No need to explain

Anarchists vs. Communists
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2009, 05:49:40 PM: Communists. The idea of total anarchy is fundamentally flawed.

Man vs. machine
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 05:51:25 AM: Machine, machines dont bleed.

Man vs. Wild?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2009, 05:53:58 AM: 90% of the time, wild. Unless your Bear Grylls, or whatever it's spelled
Then you eat lizards, and win

Computer Virus vs. Vista
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 05:59:01 AM: Vista, screw mac

Vista vs Mac?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2009, 06:09:10 AM: Vista
I don't like Macs

Cap. Picard vs. Cap. Kirk
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 10:39:39 AM: Picard is cooler.

Rosy Odonald, or Opra Winfrey both having anal disfunction.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Ratty524 on February 12, 2009, 07:00:06 PM: Rosy Odonald. :)

Paris Hilton's crabs vs. Brittney Spear's crabs
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 08:08:11 PM: Brittney Spears's crabs, atleast thier fame is ligitimate.

Batman vs Superman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2009, 11:17:07 PM: Batman...no contest

Confusion vs. Amnesia
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 12, 2009, 11:18:11 PM: What was this topic about again?

Slowpoke vs Bear
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 13, 2009, 02:34:32 AM: Bear. Reality bites.

One man VS. a barrel of nacho cheese.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 13, 2009, 04:39:00 AM: Barrel of Nacho Cheese
The dude would drown

Feminists vs. Racists
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 13, 2009, 07:40:00 AM: Feminests, those ******* are ******* brutal.

Magic vs. Yugio
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 13, 2009, 07:43:20 AM: Magic, but only because most of the nerds that play that are twice as big as the Yugioh nerds.

Duck vs. Hunter
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 13, 2009, 08:20:46 AM: Duck, and the Hunter misses.

BADUM TISHHHHHHHhhh

Megaman Vs. Iron Man
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 13, 2009, 12:01:30 PM: Iron Man. Red and gold is a way better color scheme than just blue.

Jack Skellington vs. Skeletor
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 13, 2009, 12:42:41 PM: Blue and CYAN

And Jack, he's better animated. So screw you skeletorphiles.

Sex with a member of the same sex Vs. Sex with a member of the opposite sex but who's been dead for 6 hours
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 13, 2009, 11:22:33 PM: What's the fine here for necrophilia again?

Necrophilia vs. Necrophagia
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 13, 2009, 11:29:24 PM: I dont know what necrophagia is but it cant be worse than necrophilia, so necrophagia.

Dying as an 80 yrs old virgin vs becoming a 18 yrs old rapist?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 13, 2009, 11:35:10 PM: Quote from: lucas_irineu on February 13, 2009, 11:29:24 PM
I dont know what necrophagia is but it cant be worse than necrophilia, so necrophagia.
Necrophagia is the eating of corpses

Becoming an 18yo rapist
At least you'd get some

Batman vs Bane
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 13, 2009, 11:43:48 PM: Thats like cannibalism and cannibalism is ok.

Batman.

Indians from India, vs native americans.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 14, 2009, 12:41:03 AM: In pitched combat? Native Americans.
In population? Indians.

VHS tape vs bricked DS. (In pitched combat.)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 14, 2009, 01:03:50 AM: VHS. Tape.

DVD vs CD.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 14, 2009, 01:07:13 AM: DVD, duh

HDDVD vs Bluray
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 14, 2009, 05:35:52 AM: Quote from: Red Giant on February 13, 2009, 12:42:41 PM
Blue and CYAN

Cyan is blue.

HDDVD Because Bluray is more expensive.

Superman vs. Fred Flintstone
(Bet you can't name the reference on that one...)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 14, 2009, 09:28:12 AM: No, no I can't.

Victor: Superman. Not because Fred didn't put up a fight, just because the writers didn't want to see Superman die.

Mr. Manhattan vs. Rorshach
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 14, 2009, 02:24:15 PM: Who?

Almeidaboo vs Dr. Salvador
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 14, 2009, 06:17:43 PM: Quote from: Musha on February 14, 2009, 05:35:52 AM
Cyan is blue.

HDDVD Because Bluray is more expensive.

HDDVD lost.

Almeidaboo because he has a question mark.

King Leonidas and the 300 spartans or The Master Chief?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 14, 2009, 07:07:35 PM: I doubt MC could take down all 300 Spartans before they got close enough to attack him.

The Hulk vs. Goku
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 14, 2009, 07:17:50 PM: Goku could just teleport to the outer space, leave the hulk in there and then come back. So Goku it is.

Goku vs Superman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 14, 2009, 07:24:32 PM: For the sake of an answer, neither. They kill each other.

WAMP vs LAMP
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 14, 2009, 07:27:06 PM: WAMP, because W is an infinitely superior letter to L.

The Moon vs. an atom bomb
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 14, 2009, 08:44:45 PM: I would say The Moon, he's used at being hit by big rocks.

Dante (Devil May Cry series) vs Kratos (God of War series)?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 14, 2009, 09:23:14 PM: Dante...he's killed the ****ing demon emperor
Although Kratos comes close, seeing as he's killed a couple of gods

Miley Cyrus fans vs. Britney Spears fans
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 14, 2009, 09:31:11 PM: Britney Spears fans. Britney has been 'round for way longer than Miley Cyrus, so they're older and crazier (for being a fan of a weird girl for so long).

A dragon vs. a hydra.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 14, 2009, 09:37:44 PM: Hydra has more heads.

Human penis, vs lizard penis (which has spikes and they also got more than one)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 14, 2009, 09:42:36 PM: Human penis...the lizard penises you're talking about only exist in tentacle rape, and so fail

Nitro vs. C4
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 14, 2009, 09:52:34 PM: Actually, they are from real reptiles. Such as snakes and lizards. Dont tell me you never seen one? =P
Srsly.

Anyway >_<
C4.

Machinegun vs handgun
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Emerates on February 14, 2009, 11:56:06 PM: Handgun. More control.

Hello Kitty vs. Hamtaro. GO!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 15, 2009, 12:02:28 AM: Hellokitty is a cat. Hamtaro is a hamster. Cat eats hamster.

Chicken vs Pidgeon
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 15, 2009, 12:09:51 AM: Chicken.They can run around with their heads chopped off

Facepalm vs. "Could've had a V8"
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 15, 2009, 01:07:46 AM: Facepalm, more universally applicable, rolls off the tongue, understandable and effective.

also, Manhattan wins against everyone. In a fight between superman and goku manhattan throws one in from left field and owns both of them. MANHATTAN WOULD BEAT CHUCK NORRIS TEAMED UP WITH CHICAGO TED AND JESUS CHRIST.

Tampons vs. Pads. I'm hoping a lady of the female persuasion answers this.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 15, 2009, 03:33:42 AM: Pads. I would know.
>_>
<_<

OB vs. BO.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 15, 2009, 03:52:55 AM: Bob

Face Cancer vs SuperAIDS
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 15, 2009, 04:04:50 AM: SuperAIDS. At least I can keep my face.

And it has a cape! That's rad!

Bears vs. shitting in the woods.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 15, 2009, 05:30:00 AM: Shitting in the woods, its ok not to use tp sometimes...

Pacman vs. Mrs. Pacman Buffed with "PMS"
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 15, 2009, 06:36:04 PM: Mrs. Pacman...she would kick Pacman's ***

Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan tag team
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 15, 2009, 06:43:16 PM: Chuck norris. Duh. But add van damme to the bruce lee/jackie chan team and they would be about equally matched with chuck.

Goofy vs Mickey
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2009, 06:45:13 PM: Uh... Goofy? I don't know much about Disney.

Final Fantasy vs. Dragon Quest
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 15, 2009, 06:51:33 PM: FF.
Meh, I dont as well. But goofy is like 2 times as tall as mickey.

8-bit vs 16 bit.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2009, 07:01:38 PM: I think I'm going with 8-bit on this one for nostalgic reasons.

Stalin vs Hitler (if they would have an epic mage fight)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 15, 2009, 07:04:04 PM: Stalin, he lived for longer and is more devious

Emoness vs. Scene
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2009, 07:10:40 PM: Aren't they the same? Going for scene because emoness = crying and scene = hot chicks for sures.

Punks or metalheads?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 15, 2009, 08:00:44 PM: Metal heads. We are clearly more violent than those pussy punks.

Apples vs. Oranges.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 15, 2009, 08:02:27 PM: Oranges. They rule

Adam vs. Eve
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2009, 09:29:35 PM: Eve. Cause she is a woman and I'd rather have a woman than a man.

Human race being a race of incest breeds or mutated monkeys?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 15, 2009, 10:53:09 PM: Incest, just so I can rub it in some faces.

Disco's Death vs Bill Cosby.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 15, 2009, 10:55:06 PM: Tie. Bill Cosby's vicious in a fight.

Satanists vs. Occultists
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2009, 11:58:27 PM: Occultists. They would actually kill themselves while Satanists only speak in an evil tongue.

Dr Pepper vs Pepsi.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 16, 2009, 12:08:07 AM: Pepsi

Donnie Darko vs. S. Darko (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231277/)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 12:17:58 AM: Dear God, both of those movies suck. But for the sake of the game, I'll choose Donnie Darko.

Sexy Boot vs. missiles lol
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 16, 2009, 12:38:02 AM: Sexy boot.

Hungry people vs the chinese.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 16, 2009, 12:55:50 AM: Aren't they mostly the same?

Monsters vs. Aliens
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 03:28:29 AM: Aliens have advanced technology, so them.

AC/DC vs. Metallica
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 16, 2009, 07:31:02 AM: AC/DC, 'cuz they're TNT! Watch them explode!

Zombie Clowns vs. Vampire Mimes
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 16, 2009, 10:52:56 AM: Vampire Mimes, they have sharp teeth and move faster.

stairs vs. stairstepper 2000
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 16, 2009, 07:20:24 PM: Stairstepper 2000...it sounds like an escalator

Slinkys on an escalator vs. Christmas lights in the microwave
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 17, 2009, 02:37:26 AM: Slinkys on and escalator. It just keeps going and going and going and going...

Acoustic Instruments vs. Electric Instruments.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 17, 2009, 04:20:20 AM: Electric instruments, since they have more options when it comes to sound (including the acoustic sound).

Wind Waker vs. Twilight Princess.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 17, 2009, 04:07:59 PM: Link's Awakening, by far the best zelda game.

Zelda vs Pokemon
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 17, 2009, 11:21:03 PM: Zelda, realistically...she's got magics

Shinto vs. Buddhism
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 17, 2009, 11:32:29 PM: Buddhism. For the win.

Hitler vs That japanese guy from that world war.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 18, 2009, 01:00:27 PM: Hitler because I dont know the japaneese guys name.

Ocorina of Time vs. Majoras Mask
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 18, 2009, 01:06:10 PM: Ocarina of Time. Epic.

Zelda vs Final Fantasy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 18, 2009, 03:32:15 PM: Zelda.

Final fantasy vrs Crazy Final Fantasy fanboys
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 18, 2009, 06:02:27 PM: Final Fantasy

FF7 vs FF8
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2009, 08:08:35 PM: FF7. At least I liked that game.

Tetris vs. Mario.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 09:22:56 PM: In a battle of franchises, Mario wins. But head-to-head... I'm thinking Mario would screw up eventually and get crushed by a falling block.

But I'm still saying Mario.

Suikoden series vs. Tales series
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2009, 09:26:08 PM: Suikoden. Only ever played the first, second, and third, but at least from what I saw the characters weren't the video game equivilent to a whiny and annoying Japanese anime cast.

Me vs. you
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2009, 10:38:41 PM: You, for your sig.

Dreamcast browser vs Sega Channel.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 18, 2009, 11:31:53 PM: I only know what the Dreamcast Browser was, so I vote for that

Jailbait vs. Legal hot pplz
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 19, 2009, 02:49:02 AM: Legals, because after you do Jailbait, your gonna be taking it from a big guy named Barney.

Babar the Elephant vs. Curious George.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 19, 2009, 03:00:37 AM: Curious George...no explanation

Black Holes vs. (THEORETICAL) White Holes
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 19, 2009, 04:58:29 AM: Black holes. If I'm not mistaken, the Theoretical White Hole states that matter is produced from it... But if that was so, then why would it be WHITE? It'd be some strange... Brownish color if anything.

Super Mario Bros. Super Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w2fi_f5OLY) VS. The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxDFBrpam_k)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 19, 2009, 11:26:32 PM: Sonic, because Mario's voice went from a dirty deep voiced plumber to a high pitched ouch-my-balls voice.

Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. Christian God
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 20, 2009, 12:46:43 AM: FSM, totally
He created the world while drunk
How awesome is that?

Edgar vs. Gerald

Yeah, I don't know who they are either
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 20, 2009, 01:58:07 AM: Gerald gets Arrow'd by Edgar's Auto Crossbow.

Gene Simmons vs. 1000 lesbians
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 03:31:45 AM: 1000 lesbians, theres more of them...

good vs. evil?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 20, 2009, 03:56:02 AM: In stories, good. In reality, evil.

Fighter Vs. Mage
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 04:04:58 AM: Mage, the mage would fry the fighter before he could get close.

Archer vs. Mage?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 20, 2009, 04:07:19 AM: Mage. He'd summon a whirlwind of awesome to eviscerate the archer before he could string his bow

Mage vs. Mage?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 04:33:00 AM: Mage...

God vs. Ala
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 20, 2009, 02:15:06 PM: God. He's more forgiving.

Pluto vs Goofy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 20, 2009, 04:50:59 PM: Pluto, as pluto is a planet he would crush goofy (though hes not really even considered a planet anymore)

Last Chaos vs. Florensia (lol)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 20, 2009, 06:23:17 PM: God, I don't know.

Final Fantasy Tactics VS Heroes of Might and Magic III
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 01:02:13 AM: FF Tactics, its pretty much the only unbeatable game I've ever played but it was great.

DK Country vs. DK 64
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 21, 2009, 01:08:29 AM: Dk Country on account of I've never played the other

Condom vs. The Pill
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 01:12:41 AM: The pill feels better for everyone.

Butt raped in jail vs. Face raped in jail
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 01:19:48 AM: Face raped
At least you wouldn't leak at night
>_>

Lot's of enters

vs

U s i n g s p a c e b e t w e e n e v e r y l e t t e r
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 21, 2009, 01:21:44 AM: Using space between every letter, it puts more enphasis on your words where as lots of enter only illudes your meaning by not saying anything at all.

Shot in the right testicle vs. Shot in the left testicle
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 21, 2009, 09:34:28 AM: Does it really matter? Because they're won't really be a right or left after one's shot.

My face vs your fist
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 07:31:59 PM: My face. It are made of awesome

Chuck Norris meme vs. Shitty Lolcats
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 21, 2009, 08:10:01 PM: Lolcats. Those I actually found funny for a while.

Morrowind VS. Vagrant Story?!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 08:13:43 PM: Morrowind wins by no contest

Mass Effect vs. KOTOR
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 21, 2009, 08:30:53 PM: Mass Effect, Star Wars just needs to lie down so we can all forget about it.

Indian food vs. Chinese food.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 21, 2009, 08:33:21 PM: Chinese food. WINS.

Tailandese food vs brazilian food (I dont think anyone eats brazilian food outside brazil but meh)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 21, 2009, 08:35:58 PM: Thai food rocks. Sorry Lucas.

Maples vs Oaks
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 21, 2009, 08:45:16 PM: Oaks.

And no problem. Its not like brazilian food has anything special.

Pizza vs Big Mac
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 21, 2009, 08:49:48 PM: Pizza. Since Big Macs are only served by McDonalds.

Oh. And I hate Chinese Food and love Indian.

Anyways:
Bow VS. Crossbow
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 08:51:07 PM: Crossbow. They are waaaay more powerful

Chainmail vs. Plate
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 21, 2009, 08:57:25 PM: That varies whether you are fighting archers or knights.

Burger King's vs McDonalds
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 21, 2009, 09:01:56 PM: BURGER KING..I'll take Char Broiled against nasty any day

Getting hit in the face vs. Getting punched in the stomach
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 21, 2009, 09:15:15 PM: Stomach.

JHWERIOJTGEOANRFUNCSEMURTFNOSRNIWNAOAIENWNO VS [random combination of capitalized letters]
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 12:50:45 AM: JHWERIOJTGEOANRFUNCSEMURTFNOSRNIWNAOAIENWNO

Peace on earth vs. WW3
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 22, 2009, 03:48:06 AM: Lets just skip the war and go straight for peace. I mean, that's what war's about isn't it?

Fallout 3 vs Call of Duty 4
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 06:31:50 AM: Fallout 3 by far

Halo vs Halo 2
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Strawberry on February 22, 2009, 06:57:21 AM: Halo 1, too much awesome for one PC game

What would win;
Altoids or Tictacs?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 22, 2009, 07:02:28 AM: Altoid sours, I really like... I guess I'll go with them.

It's time for the people with no real hands to fight!!
Crash Man VS. Biscuit Dough Hands Man?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Dominicy on February 22, 2009, 07:32:23 AM: Biscuit dough hands man. HE DID IT!

Mummies vs. Zombies
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 22, 2009, 04:19:49 PM: Mummies, 'cause they have ancient Egyptian curses and carnivorous scarabs.

Penuign vs. Platypus
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 22, 2009, 04:23:55 PM: "Penuign" because it's mythological.

Forgiveness vs. Vengeance
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Strawberry on February 22, 2009, 04:43:50 PM: Vengeance leaves you on top and nobody else!

Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 22, 2009, 05:24:10 PM: Street Fighter. SONIC ****ing BOOM!

Hot Pockets vs Tony's Pizza Pouches.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 05:27:40 PM: Hot pockets by a landslide.

FF4 vs FF6
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2009, 05:32:30 PM: FF6. Golbez and Zemus wish they were as evil as Kefka.

Twenty seven-year-olds vs. seven twenty-year-olds
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 22, 2009, 05:54:18 PM: seven twenty-year-olds

god vs devil
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 22, 2009, 10:07:24 PM: god

me vs u
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2009, 10:29:09 PM: Me, because I'm awesome.

Hitler vs Napoleon
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 22, 2009, 10:33:34 PM: That varies. Hitler sure has more followers but 1x1 combat with a sword, napoleon would win.

Senile old man vs A baby
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 23, 2009, 02:38:19 AM: a baby, **** happens

shot in the arm vs. shot in the leg
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 23, 2009, 03:56:32 AM: Leg
Prosthetics don't suck as bad

Testicular cancer vs. Miley Cyrus
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 23, 2009, 04:48:31 AM: Miley Cyrus.

**** you, I like my balls. Hell, I'd **** Miley Cyrus to keep 'em. They're mah boys.

Bass guitar vs. keyboard (as the most under-appreciated rock instrument).
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 23, 2009, 10:20:04 AM: Bass Guitar. Can you walk a keyboard?

Drinking Glass vs Cup
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Strawberry on February 23, 2009, 01:15:24 PM: Drinking Glass!

An Armored Bear or Mecha-Hitler?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 01:19:08 PM: Mecha Bear =P

Orange Juice vs Pepsi
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Strawberry on February 23, 2009, 01:25:15 PM: Orange Juice!

Pen or Pencil?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 01:26:29 PM: Pencil, yes.

Paper or computer.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 23, 2009, 02:02:55 PM: I'd like to see you auto spell-check a piece of paper.

Chocolate Rain vs Numa Numa
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 02:03:47 PM: Numa numa.

Garfield vs Oddie
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 23, 2009, 08:24:37 PM: Garfield (cats are better and cleaner)

Flat coke vs Pepsi (basically the same taste but anyway)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 23, 2009, 11:06:44 PM: Coke is infinitely better than Pepsi.

Magic: The Gathering vs Yu-Gi-Oh
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 23, 2009, 11:12:37 PM: M:TG
That was too easy. >.>

Aliens vs Predators
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 23, 2009, 11:39:42 PM: Predators usually win

**** vs. ****
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 24, 2009, 03:38:53 AM: ****, ***** **** ********* ****

WTF vs FTW
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 25, 2009, 01:31:44 PM: WTF, only because it can form the mega OMGWTFBBQ

Noob vs Newb Noob-in-the-making
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Emerates on February 25, 2009, 04:03:05 PM: Noob.

Baby-making vs. Baby spawning.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 25, 2009, 07:18:20 PM: Baby-Making: Wins on doing it
Baby Spawning: Wins on Watching it.

Dracula vs Blackula
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: WarxePB on February 25, 2009, 09:12:29 PM: Because I don't want to be perceived as a racist... Blackula.

Opposable thumbs vs. claws
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 25, 2009, 09:22:49 PM: Opposable thumbs. Because you never see a lion shoot a dude.

Vampires Vs. Werewolves
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 25, 2009, 10:15:52 PM: Werewolves.

A - Day occurs every... Day. Yeah.
B - In todays world, a lot of stuff isn't really made out of silver; perhaps its aluminum for cost effectiveness, or some steel alloy for strength, or titanium or copper or something for conductivity. Unless you're an antique collector, silver probably isn't going to be readily available, even if you have things such as silverware or something on hand. Hope you win 2nd place in some prestigious contest!

US, British, and Japanese Pop. Culture VS. The rest of the world's Pop. Culture.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 25, 2009, 10:43:24 PM: US/Brit/Jap pop culture, because that other thing doesn't exist.

Milk vs. Fruit Juice
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 25, 2009, 11:04:15 PM: Fruit juice, because it's more fun to drink after it's gone bad.

John Constantine vs. Doctor Strange
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Red Giant on February 25, 2009, 11:39:01 PM: John Constantine, because he's cockney.

28 Days Later Infected vs. Romero Zombies
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 26, 2009, 05:06:30 PM: 28 Days Later

Darth Vador vs. Captain Kirk
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 26, 2009, 11:12:16 PM: Captain Kirk, because his name is spelled right.

Ni Hao Kai Lan vs. Dora the Explorer
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 27, 2009, 02:48:21 AM: Ni Hao Kai Lin, cuz she has a cool name

Rule 34 vs. You
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 27, 2009, 03:52:35 AM: Rule 34. I wouldn't mind seeing a little bit of porn involving me, after all.

Cold cereal vs. hot cereal.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 27, 2009, 05:19:39 AM: Cold cereal, because I don't like waking up to burn my mouth.

Trix vs Coco Puffs
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 27, 2009, 08:02:22 AM: Cocoa Puffs. And hot cereal is, like, oatmeal. Which is beyond ****ing awesome. It was a trick question, and you failed hard. The trick is that hot cereal is always better, regardless of what you may think.

Ellipses versus ellipsis.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 27, 2009, 09:19:29 PM: Ellipses, because more is better.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 27, 2009, 09:24:57 PM: Hard one. But the rangers got guns, so they win.

Nothing vs everything
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 27, 2009, 11:37:17 PM: Nothing. Techically, it doesn't exist, and you can't beat the nonexistent

Archem vs. The World
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 27, 2009, 11:38:31 PM: Archem does not exists. The same logic applies to him, so he wins.

BOOM vs KABOOM
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 27, 2009, 11:55:30 PM: Kaboom is obviously a fusion of Boom with Kamehameha, so I'd have to go with Kaboom.

Your weight in cash vs your weight in bubbling fat.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 28, 2009, 12:07:06 AM: Well, I already have my weight in bubbling fat, so I'm just gonna have to settle with my weight in cash.

Happy Gilmore vs. Billy Madison.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on February 28, 2009, 02:49:15 AM: They're both Sandler, so who gives a ****?

Fist vs Nuts
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on February 28, 2009, 03:03:17 AM: Fist.

Happy Gilmore vs. Billy Madison (I demand a God damned answer this time).
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on February 28, 2009, 03:05:58 AM: _____________

Happy Gilmore vs. Billy Madison
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 28, 2009, 01:32:35 PM: Happy Gilmore has a club.

Michael Keaton vs George Clooney vs Christian Bale, and all of them dressed as Batman.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 28, 2009, 03:55:35 PM: Nobody pays attention, The Joker wins.

Football vs Football.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 28, 2009, 08:27:28 PM: Zinedine Zidane.

Scratch VS. Grounder
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 28, 2009, 10:04:45 PM: Scratch...it sounds cooler

Nudists vs. Naturalists
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on March 01, 2009, 08:22:15 AM: Nudists, only if its a wemon colony.

Bang vs Boom
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on March 01, 2009, 07:22:43 PM: Bang, because it can be used in more arousing ways than "boom".

x vs. y vs. z.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 01, 2009, 07:24:07 PM: X. Only because it is the ultimate independent variable.

Empty chairs VS. Empty tables
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on March 01, 2009, 08:18:49 PM: Empty chairs. They make a little bit of sense

Teh world vs. Teh intarwebs
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 01, 2009, 08:32:59 PM: Teh intarwebs. Reality is nonexistant here, so there's nothing to drag anyone down. :D

Peg vs pog
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 01, 2009, 11:59:22 PM: Peg, because Pogs are so '90s.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_WarCraft">WoW</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_Online">WAR</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on March 02, 2009, 12:46:52 AM: Niether, <a href="http://vc.igg.com/main.php">VCO</a>, because I kick *** in it now.

Blog vs Online Diary
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 06, 2009, 03:45:59 AM: Blog, because diaries are so gay.

Donald Duck vs. Howard the Duck
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 06, 2009, 03:55:49 AM: Howard the Duck. Because he's got Duck Tits! Awooo! (http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2453-howard-the-duck)

=| vs '_'
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on March 06, 2009, 04:06:29 AM: =| Because it seems less feeble than '_'

Stuffy, drippy nose vs. nagging cough.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on March 06, 2009, 04:23:31 AM: Stuffy Drippy Nose, because at least you aren't in constant pain...you just have sniffles

Watching PokeMon for 16 hours straight vs. Watching Naruto for 16 hours straight
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 06, 2009, 05:53:46 AM: Naruto, because it's bearable.

Dogs that play golf vs Whales that play golf.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Archem on March 06, 2009, 05:55:53 AM: Whales that play golf, but let's be honest: Golf is the real winner here.

Captain Planet as Captain Falcon in Falcon Paunch!!: The Movie vs. Captain Falcon as Captain Planet in The Power is Yours!!: The Movie.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 07, 2009, 03:33:02 AM: Falcon Paunch!! I won't say 'the movie' because that already won in both catagories.

Riding a Llama vs Riding an Elephant
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on March 07, 2009, 03:38:34 AM: Llama wins by default
Unless it spits
Then it can go **** itself

Bloody Condoms vs. Getting a used tampon shoved in your face
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on March 07, 2009, 09:15:07 PM: Bloody Condoms, as long as its afterwards.

Soft Taco vs. Hard Shell Taco
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on June 16, 2009, 08:19:17 PM: <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/18117/taco_bell_cheesy_gordita_crunch_review.html">Cheesy Gordita Crunch</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid_Problem>The Mermaid Problem</a> vs. <a href="http://www.indopedia.org/Pregnant_Ranma_problem.html">The Pregnant Ranma Problem</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Shady Ultima on June 16, 2009, 09:05:51 PM: I can't believe this thread is still going...

I suppose the mermaid problem, becuase usually, mermaids are portrayed as being able to become human...
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Hawkfrost on June 16, 2009, 09:16:43 PM: u didnt put down a matchup

Pokemon vs Digimon (Very funny videos coincidentally)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 17, 2009, 11:33:44 AM: Digimon, by comparison of abilitys and size versus a grand 500 little worthless things you spend your life trying to catch.

Hadoken Vs. kamehameha (did I spell that right)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on June 17, 2009, 01:22:28 PM: Hadouken, apparently it gives you the ability to fly into space and fight alien bugs and survive extremely cold temperatures without any needs of suit. It also seems to allow you to defy all forms of logic. As seen here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kabWWm4kvIk)

Duke Nukem VS Doom Guy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 17, 2009, 01:48:24 PM: Duke nukem, because his phrases are bad-***

Yugi VS Ash
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on June 17, 2009, 02:10:26 PM: Yugi, but only by being slightly LESS lame.

Picard VS Kirk
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Hawkfrost on June 17, 2009, 04:35:06 PM: Kirk, only because he's in the new movie

your mom VS your dad
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2009, 05:07:35 PM: Your mom. Need I say more?

Nintendo Game Boy vs Nintendo Game Boy Color
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 17, 2009, 05:23:30 PM: Nintendo Game Boy
Because It weighs more and hurts more to get pelted by.

Failblog vs urban dictonary
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on June 17, 2009, 10:28:03 PM: Urban Dictionary, because I've actually heard of it.

He-Man vs. Conan
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on June 17, 2009, 11:26:41 PM: Conan, he was played by Arnold.

Phoenix Games VS Phillips CD-i
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on June 18, 2009, 03:45:42 AM: CD-i, because it's basically:

"OBJECTION!!" vs. "Gee, it's sure is boring around here", "Gay luigi", "All toasters toast toast", "Lotsa Spaghetti", "My Cakes Will Burn"... In terms of potential hilarity, CD-i has the Phoenix Games outclassed 10-to-1.

SPORE (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/SPOOORE/BlockerSpecialPose.png) vs. Legos (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/LDDScreenShot1.png)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on June 18, 2009, 06:00:25 AM: Legos. Because they're...Legos

Rhino vs. Elephant
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on June 18, 2009, 06:08:02 AM: Rhino would have the elephant whooped.

Ash Williams (Evil Dead) VS Freddy Krueger
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on June 18, 2009, 01:25:58 PM: Evil Dead because chainsaw arm is too much win to ignore

Google Chrone VS Firefox
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 18, 2009, 05:20:09 PM: Firefox, because it doesn't need to try and install itself through other programs' installers.

Charas vs the real world.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on June 19, 2009, 12:34:37 AM: Charas. There's light out in the real world! D:

Stupid censors vs. ESRB
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on June 27, 2009, 10:51:57 PM: Stupid Censors, because at least they can be <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfo5dNQI7SQ">funny</a> sometimes. The ESRB is usually just plain dumb.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamous_(video_game)">inFamous</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototype_(video_game)">Prototype</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on June 27, 2009, 10:58:41 PM: inFamous, it's just...better...I think...haven't played it, but it looks way better...

Chocolate Bar vs. Chocolate Fudge.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on June 27, 2009, 11:12:03 PM: Bar.

Square Dood vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
(would be a pretty damn epic fight :P)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on June 27, 2009, 11:32:59 PM: FSM, he's been around for longer.
And he's everywhere.

Abstract Art vs. Realism
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Ryan914 on June 28, 2009, 01:44:19 AM: Abstract, it allows you to think.

Flying vs. Swimming
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on June 29, 2009, 11:29:16 AM: Flying, because I never learned to swim.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torchwood">Torchwood</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeval">Primeval</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 12:23:50 PM: Torchwood, just because.

Strength vs. Agility
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 06, 2009, 12:25:39 PM: Agility, because I lack strenght.

RPG VX vs. XP
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 02:34:00 PM: Never used VX, so XP wins.

RPG2k3 or XP?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 06, 2009, 03:05:18 PM: 2k3, only because the level of custom resourses is off the charts

Imageshack VS Photobucket
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 03:07:33 PM: Photobucket by a long shot.

MSN messenger vs Yahoo messenger
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 06, 2009, 09:34:18 PM: MSN, because I don't have to download it.

Alucard from Hellsing vs. Alucard from CastleVania
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 08, 2009, 02:08:54 PM: Alucard from Hellsing.

Aragorn vs. Legolas
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 11, 2009, 07:55:49 AM: Gimli.

Franks Sinatra vs. Barry Manilow
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: tekmansam on July 11, 2009, 08:15:02 PM: Blue eyes ftw

Megaman vs. Samus Aran
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 08:30:18 PM: Samus, if we're counting on Awesomeness, Mega Man if we're counting unnecessary spinoffs.

Double Barreled Shotgun vs. Chainsaw.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 09:02:02 PM: Double Barreled Shotgun, it has a bit more range.

Bill Gates vs. Bill Gates
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2009, 09:10:19 PM: The apple dude.

Old school Mario vs Old school sonic
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 09:34:49 PM: Mario of course.

Windows or Windows, (any answers other than Windows, is held inconcievable and as such does not count.)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 11, 2009, 09:48:20 PM: (any answers other than Windows, is held inconcievable and as such does not count.)

Rodney Dangerfield VS Jim Carey
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 10:12:32 PM: Jim Carey of course.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 10:28:09 PM: DANGER DANGER DOES NOT COMPUTE

Batman (Tim Burton Version) vs. The Dark Knight
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 10:40:32 PM: Dark Knight of course.

Gorge Clooney (batman) vs. Val Kilmer (batman)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2009, 10:48:29 PM: Val Kilmer, duh.

Old joker (forgot how to spell his name D:) vs New joker (forgot his name :P)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 10:54:45 PM: New, he's scary and funny! (pst, HEATH, LEDGER!)

Tim Curry vs. Tim Carey
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 11, 2009, 11:12:58 PM: Tim Curry, yum.

Ketsup vs ketchup
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2009, 11:16:02 PM: Ketchup.
Mayonnaise vs Mustard
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 11, 2009, 11:16:37 PM: Mustard.

Pepsi vs. Coke
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 11, 2009, 11:22:07 PM: Coke.

Pineapple Juice vs Orange Juice
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 12, 2009, 12:12:52 AM: Pineapple Orange Juice. (Yes, it exists)

Vikings vs. Space Marines
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2009, 12:33:03 AM: Vikings. The Space Marines do not have a sports team.

Crash Man VS. Freeze Man
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 05:51:20 AM: Crash man, because atleast its over quickly.

Pizza vs. Tacos
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 12, 2009, 06:16:16 AM: Pizza, totally.

Italy vs. France.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 06:26:50 AM: Italy because Rome kicks ***.

Swords vs. Guns
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 12, 2009, 06:33:21 AM: Swords, not so much you can beat a gun with a sword, but a gun is more cheap and for weak little guys. Even kids can use a gun. A sword is more a man's weapon because it requires strength. It's more badass.

RPG VS. FPS
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 06:35:22 AM: (Exactly what I've been trying to explain to everyone.)

RPG of course.

RTS vs. FPS
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2009, 10:14:59 AM: FPS, because I can't play RTS to save my life. That, and South Koreans ruined it by making Starcraft a national sport.

Will Wright VS. Yuji Naka
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 12:57:07 PM: Will Wright, because I have no idea who either are.

lonewolf vs member of the pack
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Felix-0 on July 12, 2009, 01:58:15 PM: Lonewolf, because my teammates usually suck.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 02:18:09 PM: I think ______ would win

Cloak and Dagger vs. Head on Combat
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2009, 11:42:57 PM: Cloak and Dagger. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj6tauY1JU)

The Flash VS. Sonic
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 12, 2009, 11:57:30 PM: The Flash. Even Super Man isn't fast than that.

Dr. Manhattan vs. Any DC Superhero.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 11:59:15 PM: And DC super hero, because they were constanty flashing man meat in all of thier movie scenes.

Superman vs batman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 13, 2009, 01:26:30 AM: Batman. He'd have a way. That, and I can't imagine Superman wanting to fight back. That, AND kryptonite is certainly going to be involved.

Iron Man VS Cyborg 009
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 13, 2009, 06:32:52 PM: Iron Man, because hes painted "Hot Rod Red"

ET vs Marvin Marshan
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 13, 2009, 07:45:50 PM: Does ET Have a fuckin space modulator? HELL NO.

The Good VS The Bad VS The Ugly
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 13, 2009, 07:52:02 PM: We saw how that one played out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awskKWzjlhk">right here.</a>

Punching vs. Kicking
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 13, 2009, 10:14:14 PM: Kicking, it's more long reach.

Rorschach vs. The Question.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 14, 2009, 09:41:25 AM: No face VS. Trip-out constantly morphing face? I think the choice is obvious.

Lich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich) VS Witch (http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/The_Witch)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 14, 2009, 11:43:30 AM: Lich because hes more powerful.

Voldemort vs Sauron
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: tekmansam on July 15, 2009, 08:32:07 AM: Quote from: Rahl on July 14, 2009, 11:43:30 AM
Lich because hes more powerful.

Voldemort vs Sauron

Which Sauron lol? No idea who the other is so going with the Saur

Aunt Jemima vs Mrs. Buttersworth
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 15, 2009, 09:12:12 PM: Quote from: tekmansam on July 15, 2009, 08:32:07 AM
Which Sauron lol? No idea who the other is so going with the Saur

(Are you serious? Never read Harry Potter? I swear I give up on people.)

Mrs. Buttersworth
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 15, 2009, 11:14:51 PM: ___

Pokemon vs. Digimon.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: coreystranick on July 16, 2009, 12:07:18 AM: Digimon

Chevy Chase vs President Ford
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 12:54:57 AM: Ford, obviously... he's a car.

Cloud and Sephiroth in a tag team match vs Guts and Griffith from Berserk.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 02:21:02 AM: Guts & Griffith. Because well...they're just cooler.

Licker vs. Venom.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 02:44:09 AM: Quote from: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 02:21:02 AM
Guts & Griffith. Because well...they're just cooler.

Guts is. Griffith... I honestly thought was a girl first time I saw him. But Berserk > FF7 despite being basically a messed-up retelling of FF7's plot.

Also, Venom: He also has teeth.

DragonForce vs Dimmu Borgir (google it I'm too lazy to add a link)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 16, 2009, 12:06:46 PM: DragonForce, because Dimmu Borgir just seems like a watered-down version of Cradle of Filth or Satyricon.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oingo_Boingo">Oingo Boingo</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devo">DEVO</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 16, 2009, 12:14:52 PM: Oingo Boingo.
They love little girls.
And Danny Elfman is kickassery defined.

8 bit vs. 16 bit.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 08:08:30 PM: 8 Bit.

SNES vs NES
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 16, 2009, 09:08:18 PM: SNES, because it had in general more quality control than the NES. <prepares for NES fans to kill him>

Three vampires and a lich vs three ghosts and a wraith.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 09:34:01 PM: 3 vampires and a lich

2 Pandas vs 2 dead pandas
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 16, 2009, 09:38:09 PM: 2 Pandas would at least be able to keep from biodegrading, unlike 2 dead pandas.

Super Speed and Reflexes VS. Time Stopping
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 16, 2009, 09:53:01 PM: Time stooping because you'll always be faster than anyone else.

You vs evil you
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 16, 2009, 11:26:42 PM: Me. The good me doesn't stand a chance.

Tubes vs Pipes.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 17, 2009, 12:11:31 AM: Without tubes, the internets would be NOTHING.

Your vice-principal/principal vs. My paranoid middle school principal who called me down to his office for setting a password as the word 'bomb' and thinking I was a goddamn terrorist.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 17, 2009, 06:07:50 AM: Yours. Because anything is better than the douchebag principal I had in middle school.

Plus that's hilarious.

Cereal vs. Peaches
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 12:22:43 PM: Cereal, peaches have that fuzzy shat on the outside and I dont like it.

Archem vs Archem
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 12:24:03 PM: Hmm...that's a hard one...I gotta say Namco.*

Fedora vs. Bowler Hat.

IT'S A REFERENCE!!!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 12:53:47 PM: Fedora I guess.

Crappy music or crappy movie
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 17, 2009, 12:59:33 PM: Dude, stop being annoyingly unfair, it'd be a draw, they are both painfully, ear and eye bleedingly torturous.

Don Knotts VS Leslie Nielsen
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 01:03:57 PM: (Just brought it up because I'm having to endure both right now.)
Don Knots.

The Riddler vs The Joker
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 17, 2009, 01:11:04 PM: (BLASPHEMY! You no not the power of the white haired genius that is Leslie!)

Ehhhh... if you mean the newer emo Joker then... The Riddler, unless you mean GOTH Riddler, then the Joker... but I don't think that is the case so I'll Say: The Riddler, he's got more substance.

Will Smith VS Eddie Murphy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 17, 2009, 01:15:18 PM: Will Smith. Eddie Murphy get's ungodly annoying after a short period of time, in my experience.

Twilight Fans vs. Jonas Brothers Fans.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 01:57:02 PM: Oh god, I would have to pick the Jonas Bro. band groupies, they are atleast 6 years old and dont know any better.

Princess Peach vs Princess Zelda
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 17, 2009, 06:30:01 PM: Zelda. She can turn into a ninja and at least TRIES to go against ganon. What does peach do against bowser? I don't know.

Jake Snake VS. John Freeman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 17, 2009, 06:34:48 PM: Freeman

Squall vs Cloud
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 18, 2009, 12:10:18 AM: Cloud, I guess. Gunblade is too ridiculous and Squall acts all pouty silly.

Dr. Robotnik vs Dr. Wily
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 18, 2009, 12:19:01 AM: Dr Wily
His robots actually attack. Robotnick flies around and dies with 8 hits from a hedgehog.

Resident Evil vs Silent Hill
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 19, 2009, 08:35:08 PM: Silent Hill, for obvious reasons.

(JILL SANDWICH!)

Black Mage of 8 Bit Theater vs Belkar Bitterleaf of Order of the Stick.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 19, 2009, 10:40:40 PM: I'd have to say Black Mage. OotS sucks anyways.

Red Mage (8-Bit Theater) vs. Leo (VG Cats)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 19, 2009, 10:46:27 PM: Red Mage, of course!

Pokemon Rainbow vs Super Effective
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 20, 2009, 02:47:10 AM: Super Effective, because it's Super Effective against Pokemon Rainbow.

<a href="http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Rikku">Rikku</a> vs. <a href="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Riku">Riku</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 20, 2009, 05:29:37 AM: Rikku, because she has a bigger penis.

Van Gogh vs. Picasso.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 20, 2009, 01:11:48 PM: Van Gogh. I dont like picasso's stuff too much.

Valiere vs HMTL
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 02:57:38 PM: Valiere. Girl power :D

Lucas vs Archem
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 04:07:16 PM: Archem, duh. He's a ghost.

John Freeman vs Ebony/Enoby Raven Dark'ness Dementia Way
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 20, 2009, 04:13:29 PM: John Freeman, he picks up wepon and ramps off buildings. Did I forget to mention that he wets on platforms?

The Final Boss VS Zombie Goasts
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 04:14:53 PM: Zombie Goasts, because no one knows what a goast is. If it's a ghost, then they're double-undead and therefor awesome.

Shinji Ikari vs Yugi Moto... IN MAGIC: THE GATHERING!!!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 04:33:23 PM: Yugi would win the card game, but then Shinji would go all emo and crush him with a mecha. Then he would cut himself. So really, no one wins.

Goku vs. Naruto
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 04:36:44 PM: Goku. What's Naruto got going for him besides the whole demon fox thing? Nothing. His rasengan is short-range, compared to the LONG range kamehameha.

Cloud vs Guts
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 20, 2009, 04:54:23 PM: Guts

Sephiroth VS Kefka
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 20, 2009, 06:24:02 PM: "Oh the fan boys may stop arguing here, but I will say on a Kefka fan site that Sephiroth is the greatest. Then I'll go to a Sephiroth fan site and say Kefka is the greatest... where on the forums and comments the arguments will start again! In two weeks I won't remember any of this. But the rage and hate will be reborn again here. So even as the fans stop arguing again and again, I shall start them over! Born again in this ENDLESS CYCLE that I have wrought! "
—Garland

So clearly, Garland wins. Somehow.

Speed Racer vs. Astro Boy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 20, 2009, 11:12:12 PM: Astro Boy on the SOLE virtue that he has actual superpowers. Speed can drive, which is something most people can do too.

MECHA BATTLE! Asuka Langley vs Domon Kasshu!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 01:56:16 AM: ...I have no idea who either of those are so I'm going to say Domon Kasshu, due to the cooler name.

Tim Burton vs. Tim Shafer (sp?)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 21, 2009, 02:30:12 AM: Tim Schafer because Psychonauts.

Hulk Hogan and Huckleberry Finn vs The Hulk and Mark Twain.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 21, 2009, 10:28:19 AM: The Hulk and Mark Twain due to their much greater combined strength. Not only is The Hulk physically stronger than Hogan by far, but Mark Twain hs the power to "unwrite" Huck Finn from existence.

<a href="http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Terra_Branford">Terra</a> vs. <a href="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Terra">Terra</a> (Seriously, Nomura needs to stop giving original characters the same names as Final Fantasy characters)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 04:41:05 PM: Terra (FF)

Gunblade vs Buster Sword
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 09:48:45 PM: Ugh...how about a normal sword?
Both of those are kinda dumb.

Chocolate vs. Peanut Butter
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 09:50:21 PM: Chocolate of course, if only they would work together somehow to create an alliance so great and powerful... I'll be right back.

Vanilla vs Strawberry
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 21, 2009, 10:08:38 PM: Strawberries of course, if only they would work together somehow to create an alliance so great and powerful... I'll be right back.

Cheesecake vs. Apple Pie
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 10:09:53 PM: Cheesecake because I am horribly biased against pies.

Pokemon vs. The Church
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 11:25:24 PM: Poke'mon because religion trolling is getting old.

A battle between Budda vs Allah. FIGHT!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 11:28:33 PM: Quote from: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 11:25:24 PM
Poke'mon because religion trolling is getting old.
Nobody ever get's my references ;_;

Neither, they're pacifists.

Animal Soccer World vs. Any other game they've made.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2009, 11:37:05 PM: Animal soccer world because I have no F'n clue what your talking about.

Clueless vs Idiocy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 22, 2009, 12:04:32 AM: Frankly Rahl, you don't want to know.

Idiocy, it's a better excuse.

Over 9000 vs Rickrolling
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: _JeT_ on July 22, 2009, 12:56:52 AM: Rickrolling. Wanna know why? 'Cuz... I.... Just wanna tell you how I'm feeeeling... Gotta make you understa- *shot*

Dragonball Evolution vs The Legend of Chun-Li
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 22, 2009, 06:07:51 PM: Legend of Chun-Li on the sole virtue that I already didn't care about Street Fighter.
(Not that that means I dislike the game, just don't pay attention to it. I don't care why I'm kicking the stretchy guy's ***, just that I am kicking it.)

King Kong armed with a giant garden weasel vs Godzilla armed with a giant machete... IN A DRAG RACING CONTEST!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 07:49:09 PM: Godzilla armed with a giant machete

Batman vs Robin
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 07:57:03 PM: Batman, of course. Robin is just his sidekick.

Superman vs Goku
IN A CHESS MATCH
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 08:03:51 PM: Goku, because he has a tail.

Chess vs Checkers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 22, 2009, 08:25:32 PM: Chess masters are douches, so checkers.

Mario vs. Sonic, in a contest of making it around the world in 80 days
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 22, 2009, 08:38:43 PM: Sonic. Duh.

Mario vs Robotinik
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 09:15:49 PM: Mario, hes italian.

Pizza vs Hamburgers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 22, 2009, 11:34:11 PM: Pizza, because I'm a vegetarian!

Nightmare from Soul Calibur vs A Nightmare from mythology/DnD/whatever.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 23, 2009, 02:18:36 AM: Myth Nightmare would trample Mr. Bigarm.

Kid Chameleon VS. Kid Niki
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 23, 2009, 03:07:11 AM: Kid Niki, I guess. It doesn't look as dumb.

Gnomes vs. Dwarves
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 06:43:58 AM: Dwarves, hands-down. Screw gnomes.

Professor Moriarty vs Batman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 23, 2009, 07:34:03 AM: Batman. Because he's Batman.

Neil Gaiman vs. Alan Moore
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2009, 12:07:07 PM: Alam Moore, I guess...

Monkeys vs Apes
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 23, 2009, 07:05:20 PM: Apes, since you can't spell Rape without Ape!

Steamroller VS Bulldozer
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 23, 2009, 08:13:51 PM: Steamroller, because it has ZA WARUDO on its side. Anything can win if it can stop time.

Dio Brando vs Vegeta
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 23, 2009, 08:21:04 PM: Vegeta, duh. He has a porn stache.

Cyborg 007 vs 007.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 24, 2009, 08:42:49 AM: 007, because he has an EMP device in his watch.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_(musician)">Sting</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie">David Bowie</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 24, 2009, 01:16:15 PM: David Bowie, he's the goblin king!

A 200 foot tall homosexual mountain lion vs a 150 foot tall Indonesian office worker.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 02:09:34 PM: I must say, the Mountain Lion would kick his ***, because homosexuality in the animal kingdom is surprisingly frequent, and doesn't really mess with their base instincts. Plus the mountain lion is a friggen giant compared to the office worker, judging from shoulder height.

Gay pirates vs. fat Naruto ninjas
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 24, 2009, 02:42:11 PM: Gay pirates, they still have cannons.

Pizza Pie vs. Pie flavored Pizza.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 24, 2009, 05:11:13 PM: What kind of pie flavored pizza? That, if it's good.

Cloud with a prison shiv vs Squall with a shark tooth.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on July 24, 2009, 05:16:52 PM: Cloud. He never was stupid enough to use a Gun.... Blade.

Phantasy Star VS. Lufia
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 05:21:15 PM: Never played either, but as I've heard of only Phantasy Star, that.
Although Lufia does look interesting...

Hostel vs Saw (you better get this one right)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 07:29:20 PM: Saw

Star vs the sun
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 24, 2009, 08:00:17 PM: They're both the same thing so it's a draw. (Even if you mean the tabloids.)

Juggernaut vs The Blob. (Both from X Men.)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 08:20:33 PM: Juggernaught.

Gambit vs Wolverene (no I dont know how the **** to spell it.)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 24, 2009, 09:37:30 PM: Wolverine. He cant die. He will just recover himself after the exploding cards hit him. And I dont think gambit can recover from being stabbed with metal claws.

Wolverine vs Superman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 11:51:01 PM: Superman is ACTUALLY invincible, wolverine just regenerates.

Rahl vs Lucas
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 11:57:22 PM: Lucas, he actually has a definable persona and that beats nothingness.

Blah vs. Bleh
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 25, 2009, 12:05:51 AM: Blah, (And whats undefined about my persona?)

Random Nonsense vs Pointless bickering
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 25, 2009, 12:38:33 AM: Random Nonsense, because it can be amusing.

Howard the Duck vs. Daffy vs. Donald.

(I've never really heard anything about Rahl the character, other than he has Youngbloods disease and is eternally moody looking).
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 25, 2009, 02:18:02 AM: Donald. http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=795:donald-duck-homicidal-maniac&catid=30:frames-and-panels-index&Itemid=34 (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=795:donald-duck-homicidal-maniac&catid=30:frames-and-panels-index&Itemid=34) (If only I remembered how to pothole...) is why.

Deadpool vs Deathstroke.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 25, 2009, 02:28:39 AM: Deadpool, even though he is an obvious ripoff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpool#Deathstroke_similarities).

Kyoob vs. ...Kyoob (http://kyoob.deviantart.com/)...(NSFW, although you have to try to get anything offensive/nudistic)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 25, 2009, 02:36:38 AM: Kyoob (yours).
My squirtle vs Ash's Squirtle
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 25, 2009, 04:14:27 AM: Uh, yours? I dunno.

Twenty bucks vs. two pizzas
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 25, 2009, 04:22:31 AM: Two pizzas, because twenty bucks would only get you one, where I live >_> .

Pizza Schmizza (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Schmizza) vs. Leonardi's Pizza Co. (in Winco)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 25, 2009, 03:59:38 PM: Pizza Schmizza

sausage vs pepperoni
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 25, 2009, 04:28:04 PM: Pepperoni.

Having a penis so big that no woman in the world is gonna want to have sex with you (you know, like an elephant or something) vs Having one so small that everyone who sees it makes fun of you
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 25, 2009, 04:37:00 PM: Big. At least you could do porn.

Robbing a bank vs. robbing a 7-11
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 25, 2009, 04:46:35 PM: Robbing a bank, of course.

Mac Donalds vs Burger King
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 25, 2009, 06:31:30 PM: Burger King, they have the better mascot and I worked there.

Rage Against the Machine vs Rise Against... In WATER POLO!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 26, 2009, 07:07:33 AM: Rage Against the Machine, because they chanelled their anti-machine rage into the game and seized victory!!!!!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0">CaramellDansen</a> vs. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o">Numa Numa Dance</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 26, 2009, 11:34:28 AM: Numa Numa, it's more... infectious, and you can actually remember lines from it easily.

CD-I Zelda VS Zelda 2 for NES
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 26, 2009, 12:51:24 PM: Zelda 2, because it was actually an official Zelda game.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avengers_(comics)">The Avengers</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Avengers_(TV_series)">The Avengers</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 26, 2009, 01:39:30 PM: Marvel would definitely win in a straight fight. (*glanced at the wiki page for the UK show*).

H.P. Lovecraft vs. Edgar Allen Poe.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on July 26, 2009, 01:44:10 PM: Edgar Allen Poe, not because he's a classic, but he doesn't have a squid fetish and something about randomly consuming brains.

Rick Astley VS The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 26, 2009, 02:35:32 PM: Fresh Prince, that can actually be done CLEVERLY and not stupidly.

An anthropomorphic talking ham sandwich vs Vegeta vs Albert Einstein... IN MAGIC THE GATHERING!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 26, 2009, 03:44:04 PM: Albert Einstein would win because he is the smartest of them all, but Vegeta would just rip Einstein's head off, and eat the sammich.

ZKX vs IhaveaSandiwch
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 26, 2009, 09:29:07 PM: ZKX. No one remembers Sandwich.

Meiscool vs ZKX.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Rahl on July 28, 2009, 12:01:03 AM: ZKX

pong vs the most graphical game you can think of
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 28, 2009, 01:40:44 AM: Pong, because graphics need only convey what is going on. If they're breathtakingly beautiful, well great. If they suck, but the gameplay and story make up for it, well then who cares?

Mass Effect vs KoTOR
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 28, 2009, 01:43:47 AM: Mass Effect, purely due to the fact that it in it's entirety is Biowares own little universe. Much more impressive than KoTOR.

Beards vs. Moustaches
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on July 28, 2009, 01:45:42 AM: Beards, because I have one.

Fruckert vs Rahl.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 28, 2009, 01:48:58 AM: You, because your avatar reminds me of Mr. Mxyzptlk. And you can't beat him.

McDonalds French Fries vs. Twinkies in a battle of survival.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on July 28, 2009, 03:01:03 PM: Quote from: Roland_Deschain on July 28, 2009, 01:40:44 AM
If they suck, but the gameplay and story make up for it, well then who cares?
Because Pong has such a great story.

McDonalds French Fries because we have no twinkies here.

He Man vs Lion-O from thundercats.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 29, 2009, 01:48:40 AM: Lion-O, due to being slightly less gay.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3xh108cLbo">Buster Keaton</a> vs. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKbDNY0Zwg">Charlie Chaplin</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Tina Branford on July 29, 2009, 09:39:29 PM: Charlie Chaplin, definitely.

Dragon Quest/Warrior vs Romancing SaGa
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 03:06:01 AM: Quote from: Tina Branford on July 29, 2009, 09:39:29 PM
Charlie Chaplin, definitely.

Dragon Quest/Warrior vs Romancing SaGa

Dragon Quest/Warrior. =p

Tigger Vs Hobbes.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Hawkfrost on July 30, 2009, 06:24:29 AM: Tigger, because the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one

Jack Skellington VS Dante from Devil May Cry

(Hope you got the winnie the pooh reference lol...its sad that i know that song)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 30, 2009, 02:19:07 PM: ...Well, I'm pretty sure that Dante would win, seeing as he'd probably consider Jack to be a demon, and Jack wouldn't be able to fight all that well...

Spelling vs. Grammar
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on July 30, 2009, 03:16:12 PM: Grammar, because I've never heard of any "Spelling Police" or "Spelling Nazi".

Naked Mole Rat vs. Sphynx (cat)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on July 30, 2009, 03:26:46 PM: Quote from: Cerebus on June 26, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/mjbmeister/SDF7xoVaskI/AAAAAAAAG3g/N-2elM6nvAI/s400/sphynx-cat.jpg)

Adventure Quest vs. Runescape.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cloudghost on July 30, 2009, 06:04:35 PM: Tie.
They both fail.

Quote from: Hawkfrost on July 30, 2009, 06:24:29 AM
Tigger, because the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one

Jack Skellington VS Dante from Devil May Cry

(Hope you got the winnie the pooh reference lol...its sad that i know that song)

What is wrong with you?

Weat Bread Vs Whole White Bread.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on July 30, 2009, 06:27:41 PM: The kind that you can't mold like Play-Doh.

Heracles vs. Hercules
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 01, 2009, 03:21:32 PM: It's a tie, both are different names for essentially the same person.

Jesus vs Superman.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 03, 2009, 08:31:56 PM: Vegeta. Frieza was a lame, gay (as in literally homosexual), always naked freak. Vegeta had hair spike.

Lucas (^) vs George Lucas.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on August 03, 2009, 08:51:40 PM: Lucas. George Lucas brought us Jar-Jar.

Rolands Avatar vs. Rolands Sig.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on August 03, 2009, 08:57:51 PM: Sig may be scary, but the avatar would kick its ***. USING HIS MASSIVE COCK.

Real porn vs Hentai
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on August 03, 2009, 11:25:59 PM: Real porn, because tentacles look better in live-action.

The Dopefish vs. the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on August 04, 2009, 02:21:21 AM: Dopefish. His buckteeth are the most intimidating teeth in existence.

Balrog (Street Fighter) VS Balrog (Cave Story)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on August 04, 2009, 01:04:19 PM: Balrog from LotR wins because he was the original.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shego">Shego</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Quinn">Harley Quinn</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on August 04, 2009, 06:13:38 PM: Harley, because she doesn't sound like she belongs in a He-Man episode.
Plus she got put into official DC continuity, because she's so awesome.

Rorschach vs. Batman, in a fair fight.
Meaning Brucey can't use his tools.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 04, 2009, 06:18:35 PM: Rorschach, simply because he's awesome.
Rorschach vs. Batman in an UNFAIR fight, where Batman has his tools and Rorschach has a tank.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on August 06, 2009, 04:09:00 AM: Batman, because Rorschach doesn't know how to operate a tank.

Batman vs. the rest of the DC Universe
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on August 07, 2009, 01:56:50 AM: The rest, obviously. I mean, sure, batman is a cool guy. Has a big cloak and doesn't afraid of anything, but let's be serious; he cannot stand up to guys with super strength, super speed, whips, green rings, bows and arrows (maybe...), hawk wings (wait what?), no faces (what's going on!?), and people who wear red and yellow, and yell 'SHAZAM!' (...)... All at the SAME TIME!!

Dumbledore and Ganondorf VS. Gandalf and Ramuh
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on August 07, 2009, 03:14:26 PM: Quote from: Bluhman on August 07, 2009, 01:56:50 AM
The rest, obviously. I mean, sure, batman is a cool guy. Has a big cloak and doesn't afraid of anything, but let's be serious; he cannot stand up to guys with super strength, super speed, whips, green rings, bows and arrows (maybe...), hawk wings (wait what?), no faces (what's going on!?), and people who wear red and yellow, and yell 'SHAZAM!' (...)... All at the SAME TIME!!

Except that he has plans drawn up on how to kill every single one of them if he needs to. So I disagree.

Also: Gandalf and Ramuh, simply for having Gandalf.

Batman with a Green Lantern ring vs. Superman with Sinestro's power ring.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on August 07, 2009, 08:20:00 PM: Batman, because of Kryptonite.
Unless you're going purely off of the rings, then neither, because I think (as I remember) the rings wouldn't work for them, as you have to be a Green Lantern in order to use them.

Chrome vs. Firefox.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on August 07, 2009, 08:50:36 PM: Firefox, simply because it's been around for a bit longer, and has some neat addons.

Of course, that doesn't mean that Chrome won't get some, but I really don't know any yet.

Safes VS. Anvils
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 07, 2009, 09:56:58 PM: Anvils because there is a practical modern use for safes

Me vs. I
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on August 08, 2009, 11:02:50 AM: Quote from: Roland_Deschain on August 01, 2009, 03:21:32 PM
It's a tie, both are different names for essentially the same person.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_White">Carrie</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlene_%22Charlie%22_McGee">Charlie</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: luigifan33 on September 06, 2009, 10:34:36 PM: Charlie

Chuck Norris vs. Jesus-asurus Rex
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on September 15, 2009, 07:05:29 PM: Chuck Norris, because he's real.

Final Fight vs. Streets of Rage
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on October 28, 2009, 05:58:07 PM: Streets of Rage, of course.
Streets of Rage vs Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on November 01, 2009, 11:54:21 AM: S3&K.

Ivalice VS Cyrodiil
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: zuhane on November 01, 2009, 02:39:37 PM: Ivalice, because it sounds like Ibalice.

Hitler VS A stapler
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on November 03, 2009, 04:49:39 AM: The stapler, because it could totally staple him in the throat. Also, Hitler's dead so he loses by default.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GlaDOS">GlaDOS</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/343_Guilty_Spark#343_Guilty_Spark">343 Guilty Spark</a>.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: MissingName on November 03, 2009, 12:14:16 PM: Ooh, thatun's a toughy...

GlaDOS.

Toy poodle vs. Chihuahua.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on November 03, 2009, 08:11:43 PM: Chihuahua

Rodney Dangerfield VS Chris Farley.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on November 05, 2009, 11:16:30 PM: Rodney Dangerfield, because he deserve's a little respect for once.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion_(Mortal_Kombat)">Scorpion</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(Johnny_Blaze)">Ghost Rider</a>.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on November 09, 2009, 10:23:32 AM: Ghost Rider. Largely because he doesn't have, or need, a recolor.

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz VS Alice in Wonderland
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on November 17, 2009, 05:42:34 AM: Alice in Wonderland, just because I like it better. It's more clever. And less dumb.

<a href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Revan>Revan</a> vs. <a href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kyle_Katarn">Kyle Katarn</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on November 17, 2009, 07:10:11 AM: Revan because I believe that the character has more of an impact due to you playing it.

Ratchet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet_(Ratchet_%26_Clank)#Ratchet) vs. Ratchet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet_(Transformers))
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on November 19, 2009, 04:24:29 AM: Ratchet. The one that's an ecnalubmA.

Banana Rope Fishing Rod (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNqvQQITAfM) VS. Floating Pieces of Bologna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8c6Ike3B4)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on November 30, 2009, 12:26:52 AM: Banana Rope Fishing Rod because Bologna is disgusting.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons_(film)">Dungeons & Dragons</a> (the movie) vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy:_The_Spirits_Within>Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2009, 01:54:13 AM: I must say Spirits, because I could actually sit through that without throwing my dvd player off a skyscraper.

Sins (http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Sins) vs. Seven Hells (http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Seven_Hells_the_Demon_Army)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on December 18, 2009, 01:57:46 AM: The sins. They're more memorable. They link directly into human nature.

All avatars on the site that are facing left VS. All avatars on the site that are facing right.

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Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 18, 2009, 02:09:15 AM: Right. Gemini and Draggy are awesome enough to win just by being there.
Bluhman vs Ed
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on December 18, 2009, 02:20:53 AM: Quote from: Bluhman on December 18, 2009, 01:57:46 AM
The sins. They're more memorable. They link directly into human nature.

All avatars on the site that are facing left VS. All avatars on the site that are facing right.

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...wait, would Val count as looking left or right?
She's facing right, but the eyes are looking left...

Bluhman has mod powers, he wins by default.

Bluhman vs. Ed in a fair fight
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on December 18, 2009, 03:13:37 AM: Bluhman, but then Ed gets avenged later by his gang so uhhh... nobody wins? :S Though it IS fair. XD

Burger King VS King Harkinian
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on December 18, 2009, 03:28:18 AM: Quote from: fruckert on December 18, 2009, 02:20:53 AM
...wait, would Val count as looking left or right?
She's facing right, but the eyes are looking left...

Yes, she's facing right, but she's clearly thinking about revolting...

Anyways, Burger King might be able to serve up a fine burger, but King Harkinian knows how to serve up a full DINNER.

Balloon phobia VS. Cotton ball Phobia
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 18, 2009, 11:48:10 AM: Cotton Ball. Because cotton balls are more badass than balloons.
Also, Ed could kick bluhman's *** all the way to mars and the way back. (+20 points for whoever gets this reference)
Bluhman vs Groudon
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: MissingName on December 18, 2009, 12:19:29 PM: Bluhman.

Blue ink vs. black ink?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 18, 2009, 02:02:08 PM: Black ink. It looks more professional.

Bluhman vs Lucas.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 18, 2009, 03:56:08 PM: Lucas, the guy has a groudon.
Ed vs Lucas
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Fisherson on December 18, 2009, 07:32:44 PM: Quote from: Darkfox on December 18, 2009, 03:13:37 AM
Bluhman, but then Ed gets avenged later by his gang so uhhh... nobody wins? :S Though it IS fair. XD

Not to mention his bastard Jedi son. <.<

Ed, Don Chicken Manpawns all.

Val VS Midnight.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 18, 2009, 09:21:23 PM: Midnight. She has history.

(Before someone gets butthurt) Vigilante 8 series vs Twisted Metal series.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 18, 2009, 11:35:19 PM: Twisted Metal, of course
Devil may Cry vs Resident Evil
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 18, 2009, 11:41:48 PM: Devil May Cry, even though I haven't played the first one yet.

Crabs vs Crabs (I think you know what I mean.)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on December 19, 2009, 12:25:20 AM: Mudcrabs (that sounds like a disgusting innuendo in this context)

Oblivion vs. Morrowind.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on December 19, 2009, 12:32:59 AM: Oblivion plays better, but Morrowind was 1000% times more interesting on the whole.

Baldur's Gate VS FF9
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on December 19, 2009, 07:35:28 AM: FF9, because I played it...and it was great.

<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Thing_v2_1_coverart.jpg">Thing</a> vs. <a href="http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/addams-family-thing-1.jpg">Thing</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 19, 2009, 01:50:58 PM: The fantastic 4 thing.
Diablo II vs Dungeon Siege II
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on December 19, 2009, 03:18:06 PM: Diablo, I've played that.

Martin vs. Neravarine (sp?)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on December 19, 2009, 10:14:03 PM: [spoiler]Nerevar is immune to all disease, united the three houses of Morrowind, and killed a god.

Martin just killed a god, at the cost of his own life. And took glory for all the doings of some other poor sap.

However, there is something to be considered in this; The Nerevar defeated the god Dagoth Ur (Which was basically an immortal kook wearing nothing but a tiki mask and a thong) by stabbing a giant, immobile, 100 foot tall machine in the heart (trust me, it's nowhere near as epic as the description would lead you to believe). Martin defeated the daedric Mehrunes Dagon (Who is already 100 feet tall to start with, and wields a mace, axe, sword, and claws in each hand) by turning into a giant dragon (it's almost as epic as the description would lead you to believe).[/spoiler]

Long story short: Martin.

The Flash VS. Sonic VS. Captain Falcon and the Blue Falcon in a drag race.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on December 20, 2009, 06:53:58 AM: Captain Falcon, he has no weaknesses such as fans stopping him along the way, or having to get rings and fight Eggman or some random robot. But gotta watch out for any skin tight suit wearing horned guys along the way, which he can deal with using FALCONE PAUNCH! Captain Falcon, oh yeah!

Rick Astley VS Mr.T
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 20, 2009, 02:54:51 PM: Rick Astley. Of course.

Who would win vs Avatar Wars
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on December 24, 2009, 05:54:42 AM: Who would win, because I don't play avatar wars.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w">Saturday Morning Watchmen</a> vs. <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Watchmenbabies.png">Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on December 24, 2009, 02:24:11 PM: Saturday morning watchmen. It wins so hard.
Deadpool vs The Hulk
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on December 27, 2009, 02:54:10 AM: Realistically, probably the Hulk.
Either that or Deadpool'd just say "**** this" and leave the comic.

Me vs. Myself
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on December 27, 2009, 10:57:10 PM: Me

The Hulk VS Mr. T VS Hulk Kogan
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 28, 2009, 09:34:14 PM: Hulk Hogan. He knows best.

The green blobs from Fester's Quest vs Sunny The Clown from The Sims
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2009, 12:30:43 AM: The Clown from The Sims will relentlessly haunt you. You cannot make him go away!! YOU WILL DIE ALONE WITH HIM.

Boomer (L4D) VS. Boomer Kuwanger (MMX)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on December 29, 2009, 05:20:00 AM: The Boomer from L4D would die, but it would summon a giant swarm of zombies that would most likely kill Kuwanger.
Plus Kuwanger has a funny name.
Bah.

USS Nimitz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Nimitz) vs. My dad
...wait, nobody would get that.
Scratch that.

Bluhman vs. Blue Mans Group
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drakiyth on December 29, 2009, 12:37:21 PM: Bluhman would make them play a crappy game and their brains would slowly but surely fall in t o mu sh ... Ultimately making him win.

Pinhead VS. Ghostrider
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2009, 09:17:35 PM: Quote from: Drakiyth on December 29, 2009, 12:37:21 PM
Bluhman would make them play a crappy game and their brains would slowly but surely fall in t o mu sh ... Ultimately making him win.

Lol. You should've played Alpha Force 1.

Ghost rider can BIKE UP WALLS.

Voldo vs. Voldemort
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 30, 2009, 01:21:52 AM: Voldo. His cocksock scares me more than Voldemort's second head.

Samuel L. Jackson vs anyone.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on December 30, 2009, 05:27:57 AM: Mr. T, he drinks school and goes to milk thus defying logic and reality.

Gingerbread Man VS Muffin Man
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Drakiyth on January 03, 2010, 12:56:14 AM: Muffin Man would win because he would kill the ginger bread man with his utter cuteness and "NO NOT THE BUTTONS!"

Darth Vader VS Dark Helmet
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on January 03, 2010, 05:25:48 PM: Dark Helmet, Vader may have the Force, but Dark Helmet has the Schwartz! Also he hates yogurt.

The Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man VS Mighty Morphing Power Rangers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: supasora on January 04, 2010, 08:03:09 AM: Stay puffed! The power rangers would get in there mega robot thingy, but stay puffed would make there robots circits all marshmellow and delicious. He would then consume the mighty morphing power rangers!

Ashley Williams vs. Captain Jean Luc Picard
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2010, 05:46:46 PM: I like Picard and all, he's my favorite captain, but... "Hail to the King, Baby." Ash all the way.

Ron Stuart VS Ronald Mcdonald
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on January 06, 2010, 04:14:52 AM: Ronald owns you all! Also, I dressed as him last Hallowe'en, so he wins even more.

<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee">15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee</a> vs. <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer">Twenty Things Worth Knowing about Beer</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on January 06, 2010, 05:36:25 AM: The beer one was much more hilarious.

Metroid Zero Mission vs. Metroid Fusion
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on January 07, 2010, 05:21:22 AM: Fusion. JUST BECAUSE.

^_^ vs ⁀‿⁀
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Fortet on January 07, 2010, 07:01:25 AM: ⁀‿⁀ simply because it's cuter

Cloverfield Monster VS Gozirra!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on January 08, 2010, 07:56:44 AM: Gozirra, Atomic breath still wins!

Rodney Dangerfield VS. Fox Mulder
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2010, 09:57:44 PM: Fox Mulder, since I have no clue who the other guy is.

Shadow the Hedgehog vs Zodick the Hellhog
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on January 26, 2010, 01:57:32 AM: zodick the hellhog because shadow is lame. Even though Idont know who he is.
Sonic vs Rodney Dangerfield (the guy in the pic)
(http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rodney-dangerfield.jpg)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on January 26, 2010, 02:25:47 AM: Rodney, he'd grease a few palms to have Sonic rubbed out or sent to hell or something depending on what film he was doing at the time. Ghost Rodney would just scare him dead... or make him laugh to death like the weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Dr.Evil VS Goldfinger (007 villain)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: supasora on January 27, 2010, 04:46:57 AM: Dr. Evil... He has Mr. Bigglesworth on his side. (Okay I'm positive I spelled it wrong)

Beyonce Vs. Shakira
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on January 27, 2010, 08:00:13 AM: Shakira. Because it reminds me of She-ra. Muahaha.

Freakazoid VS The Genie from Aladdin.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on January 27, 2010, 08:15:32 AM: Freakazoid, definitely.

Steve Martin vs. Martin Short
(Steve Martin Short?)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: supasora on January 28, 2010, 05:59:17 AM: Steve Martin, because he finds his white man beat and Injects an evil little man into Martin Shorts butt cheek.

Soviet K.G.B Vs. K.G.B answers for cell phone.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on January 30, 2010, 04:15:02 AM: Soviet KGB.

Dr. Light (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Light_%28Arthur_Light%29) vs. Dr. Light (http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Light)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on January 30, 2010, 04:25:50 AM: In order to defeat DC Light, MM Light would send MM through a complicated system of boss robots in order to attack, while DC Light would just go over and kill him.
So DC Light.

Evil Cake vs. Evil Chocolate
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on January 30, 2010, 08:37:01 AM: Evil Cake hands down.

Evil Cake VS Brock Lee (http://sleepygi.setupmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/brock%20lee.JPG)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on January 31, 2010, 02:38:00 PM: Evil Cake. Vegetables will never beat food that kills you.
Evil Cake vs "The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at"
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 31, 2010, 07:44:25 PM: "The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at", because it's multitasking.

To be hardened with fire vs killing it with fire.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on January 31, 2010, 09:21:43 PM: Hardened with fire, Feel the fire of WAR!

King Harkinian (CDi) VS Freddy Kruger
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 01, 2010, 07:54:10 AM: Freddy Kruger will haunt King Harkinian's dreams. All King Harkinian can do is eat dinner and sail away in the morning and not be heard from in a month.

Minecraft VS Gaia Online
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2010, 08:46:59 AM: Minecraft, definitely.

In the Hall of the Mountain King vs. The Nutcracker.
To be exact, the trolls vs. the rats.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on February 07, 2010, 06:59:00 AM: In the Hall of the Mountain King, trolls eat rats... or keep them as pets... maybe both...

Courage the Cowardly Dog's Eastace VS the hecklers from the Muppet Show.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: supasora on February 12, 2010, 04:03:55 AM: Eastace! that show is cool.

barak obama vs. brock obama
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2010, 04:08:40 AM: It's spelled Eustace.
:3

Barack would kick the **** out of both of 'em.
Then go and win an award for some vague and incomprehensible reason.

Fajitas vs. Tacos
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 12, 2010, 04:15:36 AM: Aren't they the same thing? Really? Beans, lettuce, tomatoe, meat. All wrapped up in something.

A Vicious Vizsla Vs. Zulay Henao
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 15, 2010, 02:52:44 AM: Aren't they the same thing? Really? as in I have no clue what the hell either of those are?
(After googling both, I can safely say, yes, they are the exact same thing.)

Bowser VS. Blastoise.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on February 15, 2010, 05:39:42 AM: Bowser. BOWSER! FREAKIN BOWSER!

Captain Jack Sparrow VS Captain Harlock
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 17, 2010, 09:16:48 AM: Harlock's a damn space pirate. Sparrow is just a silly guy who eats peanuts with forks and is drunk all the time.

Samus VS Master Chief VS Gordon Freeman VS Megaman VS Doom marine VS Iron Man
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 17, 2010, 11:16:04 AM: Duke Nukem comes in and blows all of them up with a motherfucking pipe bomb.

Aliens versus Predator
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 17, 2010, 11:25:43 AM: We all lose.

Khajiit vs. Argonian
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 17, 2010, 04:07:15 PM: Argonian.
Eel vs Snake
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on February 17, 2010, 04:47:41 PM: Snake; he can hide in a Box!

Mewtwo vs Lucario?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 17, 2010, 05:13:36 PM: Mewtwo. He would win the fight in about 0.01 seconds.
Eel vs Snake. The animal. Not the guy.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 17, 2010, 07:06:44 PM: Snakes are present on every continent except antarctica. Eels, last time I checked, were not present in every ocean.

Physics Gun VS Portal Gun
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 18, 2010, 06:44:59 AM: Physics Gun. Can generally get you anywhere a portal gun can, with a little out of the box thinking.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 19, 2010, 02:23:45 AM: .

Bowler cap vs top hat.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 19, 2010, 02:28:38 AM: Top hat made from real top hat hide.

Caveman vs. Ranger
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on February 19, 2010, 02:36:50 AM: Now I am not sure if you refer to certain characters in particular, a class or whatever, so I'm gonna assume you mean a prehistoric man and the Ranger class form many games.

Caveman, because he discovered fire and created weapons which if they weren't found/created, never you would see any Ranger.

Dwarf Hunter vs. Mrs. Snake?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 19, 2010, 02:37:57 AM: FUCK YOU YOU SNIPING BASTARD.

Dwarf hunter. whatever. don't care enough to google because i'll probably get intercepted again if i take the time to

Kratos from God of War somehow hacked into SSBB VS. Metaknight
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: carmen on February 19, 2010, 02:49:46 AM: kratos for sure. he ALWAYS wins. even when the odds are stacked against him. I mean...have you played gow? come on. that guy is LUCKY....or is he?

Vash vs. Vampire hunter D
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on February 22, 2010, 05:59:04 AM: DARN IT! Hmmm... well... I have a slight soft spot for gunslinger shows, especially anime... though since there was a definite moral to Trigun... Vash. He's damn funny too.

Alucard (Castlevania) VS Alucard (Hellsing)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 22, 2010, 06:01:52 AM: Hey, I actually read Hellsing!
First Manga I've ever tried to read.
I didn't like it.
But that Alucard still kicks a hefty amount of ***.

Lillith (I think that's how you spell it) vs. Brick
(out of Borderlands, to those who have no idea what I'm talking about)
(take whatever measures you need, just make sure it is equal)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 22, 2010, 06:29:53 AM: I don't know what Brick does, but I know Lilith can do crazy things involving whipping out random weapons and bats. Or maybe that's Morgan? I don't know.

The Flash VS Flash Gordon VS Flash man
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on February 22, 2010, 06:35:35 AM: Flash man for having a cool theme and remixes of said theme.

Jack Sparrow VS Jack Skellington
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on February 22, 2010, 07:18:01 AM: Jack Skellington because his original name was Jack the Ripper, but Americans were so afraid of his Oh Terrible name they had to change it... I mean, he scared all America! That's something.

Ganondorf vs. Ganon
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 22, 2010, 09:44:07 AM: Ganon, no need to even give a reason.

Homburg (http://www.roniridinghats.com/Images/Image9.jpg) vs. Fedora (http://codingpad.maryspad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fedora_hats.gif)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 22, 2010, 09:48:12 AM: Fedora, due to the ^ shape. Homburgs look like a taco.

Protagonist out of Shadow of the Colossus vs. Ico
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 22, 2010, 10:19:34 AM: [spoiler]They're the same person.(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ssh.gif)[/spoiler]

SOTC Protagonist. He had some guts, even if he was painfully androgynous. Climbed upon giants and stabbed them with his lovely little blade. Ico just had to solve some block puzzles and lead some ghost lady around. And fight shadows roughly 1/50th the size of a colossus.

Marth VS Ramza
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on February 25, 2010, 10:13:00 AM: Ramza, because Marth is a bitch.

Dragon Age vs. Mass Effect
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on February 25, 2010, 12:04:20 PM: Mass Effect. Dragon Age seems to be full of cliche setting, is made by EA, and has an unfitting electric guitar theme song.

Mewtwo VS Tarrasque
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: MissingName on February 25, 2010, 12:23:18 PM: Mewtwo. CLASSY.

Gamera vs the crew of Black Lagoon. (To settle a stupid an argument my friends were having.)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 26, 2010, 06:38:13 PM: Gamera, because at level 53, he can learn Hydro Pump.

Another SMB port vs Another SMB Sport game
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 26, 2010, 08:16:43 PM: Port, of course.
Sonic & Mario game vs Sonic Game [the newer, 3D ones]
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 28, 2010, 02:27:04 AM: DNC

Quote from: Bluhman on February 25, 2010, 12:04:20 PM
Mass Effect. Dragon Age [...] is made by EA,
What no it isn't. EA is the publisher you dong. It's made by Bioware, just like Mass Effect.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on February 28, 2010, 11:56:31 AM: Definitely the new Sonic game.

Jaster (from Rogue Galaxy) (http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-08/art/rg-jaster-concept.jpg) vs. Maximilian (from Dark Cloud 2) (http://www.the-nextlevel.com/reviews/ps2/dark_cloud_2/dark_cloud_max.gif)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on February 28, 2010, 12:46:15 PM: By newer 3D ones I meant the ones where he is a sword yielding werewolf that dates human women, btw.
Dark Cloud dude.
White Shark vs Killer Whale
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 01, 2010, 04:37:19 AM: Killer whales eat sharks, so...yeah.

<a href="http://4playerpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/504x_timthumb1.jpg">Castlevania: The Movie</a> vs. <a href="http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/tekkenposter.jpg">Tekken: The Movie</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 01, 2010, 04:22:23 PM: Castlevania.
Superman vs Wonderwoman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on March 01, 2010, 06:26:48 PM: Clearly it's Superman. "KLUDD!"

Roy vs. Ike.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 01, 2010, 06:35:04 PM: Ike, for some reason.
Lvl 50 Pikachu vs Lvl 45 Raichu.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on March 01, 2010, 06:43:49 PM: Well it depends at which level it evolved into Raichu. If it was before 43 (on Red/Blue) then it would've missed "Thunder" which I guess is it's strongest attack. However, Pikachu still looks better than Raichu, and is still 5 levels higher, so Pikachu, yeah.

Gold/Silver vs. Ruby/Sapphire.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 01, 2010, 07:07:43 PM: Gold and Silver.
Level 50 pikachu vs Level 45 raichu, because cerebus answered it wrong. :P
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 01, 2010, 07:17:00 PM: Raichu, because of STAB and the absence of weakness to steel-type attacks.

Krystal (Starfox) VS Heavy Weapons guy
In a sandwich eating contest
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 01, 2010, 09:03:33 PM: Heavy, because Krystal wouldn't enjoy it as much.

Mario Party 8 vs Mario Party 3
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 01, 2010, 09:49:03 PM: Mario Party 3. Because the 3rd game in a series always seems to be one of the best (Super Mario 3, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Elder Scrolls 3, Final Fantasy 3 (the NES version isn't bad at all), Descent 3, Crash Bandicoot 3, Something else 3...)

(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/pit/pit.jpg)(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/PitVoid.png)
----------------------------Pit (Kid Icarus)------------------- VS -----------------------------------------------Pit (The Void)----------------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 04, 2010, 08:36:10 PM: Pit for Kid Icarus, 'cause he's a badass angel-type dude with a freaking sword-bow(!) who actually manages to not look gay in a toga and sandals. Pit from The Void is just some dude in a giant hamster ball.

<a href="http://io9.com/5402621/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-is-about-parallel-universes">Ridley Scott's Monopoly</a> vs. <a href="http://io9.com/5416779/epic-alien-battleship-movie-leaks-the-details-on-the-new-et">Peter Berg's Battleship</a>

Yes, they're both real.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on March 04, 2010, 09:25:55 PM: Ridley Scott Monopoly, it takes either a very creative mind to make something out of that, or a lot of drugs. You make the pick.

Megaman VS Stinkoman
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 04, 2010, 10:24:18 PM: Stinkoman can never get powers from his enemies, no matter how many times he challenges his enemies. Megaman is much more versatile.

Megaman VS Kirby
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2010, 05:13:37 AM: Kirby, he could just eat Megaman, steal his power gaining ability, with his added natural ability to fly, and use all that against him.

Kirby VS Dan (Street Fighter series)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 05, 2010, 05:18:10 AM: Dan, because he has no good powers to steal. Kirby swallows dan, and gains the ability to... Throw autographs. Dan can probably win if he focuses on not being stupid for the remainder.

Ice Climbers VS Pyro
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2010, 03:27:12 PM: Pyro. If you mean the X-Men dude. Ice Climbers, if you don't.
Cable after unlocking his full powers vs The Silver Surfer
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 05, 2010, 05:37:04 PM: Silver Surfer. Power Cosmic. Turns Cable into a cactus.

I win!

Batman (Bruce Wayne) vs. Batman (Dick Grayson)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2010, 06:54:51 PM: Real batman can kick robin's *** anytime.
Deadpool vs Cable
(remember, the outcome of this fight should be based on actual skills, and not awesomeness)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on March 05, 2010, 07:05:35 PM: Deadpool apparently have a tendency to break the fourth wall, therefore all this skills and schnitz is irrelevant considering he's well aware he's only a fictional character that came out of some guy's imagination, which then means it's his creator that controls everything and decides whether he would win a fight or not. Or something. So, since he does know all this, I guess he does win.
But was it for awesomeness, he would lose hard since I always found it lame to break the fourth wall, except when it's kinda necessary.
"Press the select button."

Silent Hill vs Resident Evil.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: MissingName on March 05, 2010, 09:22:13 PM: Silent hill. You've got air raid sirens there.

Bacon vs Sausage?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 05, 2010, 11:42:11 PM: Quote from: Cerebus on March 05, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
Deadpool apparently have a tendency to break the fourth wall, therefore all this skills and schnitz is irrelevant considering he's well aware he's only a fictional character that came out of some guy's imagination, which then means it's his creator that controls everything and decides whether he would win a fight or not. Or something. So, since he does know all this, I guess he does win.
But was it for awesomeness, he would lose hard since I always found it lame to break the fourth wall, except when it's kinda necessary.
"Press the select button."

Silent Hill vs Resident Evil.
Wrong answer.
Deadpool is more awesome than anything.
Cable, while not as awesome, can, and does it many times, blow deadpools head off with a thought.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 06, 2010, 03:43:12 AM: Quote from: MissingName on March 05, 2010, 09:22:13 PM

Bacon vs Sausage?
Bacon, unless it's really good sausage.

<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1298650/">Pirates of the Caribbean 4</a> vs. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1430132/">X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on March 06, 2010, 05:10:48 AM: I'd take Pirates over Origins any day.
Even though 2 & 3 were a little too...dumb.

The Diabeetus Guy (can't remember his name) vs. Vince Offer.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darkfox on March 06, 2010, 07:07:13 AM: Diabeetus

Rick Astley VS Weegee
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 06, 2010, 03:26:08 PM: Rick Astley, of course.
Never gonna give you up vs Dragonstea Din Tei
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 06, 2010, 09:35:54 PM: Never gonna give you up. I almost sang that goddamn song at a karaoke, but the CD that it was on was skipping! Cursed fate!

Dragonstea VS Carmelldansen
_{good god this is getting retarded}
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 07, 2010, 01:29:24 PM: Dragonstea of course.
He man vs Chisoku
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 07, 2010, 01:41:40 PM: He Man can't beat a fast cyborg-man with a laser pistol.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/5/53/Sagat-stance.gif) vs. (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/4/41/Akuma-cvs-stance.gif)
Sagat Akuma

In battle of the blatantly bullshit characters.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 07, 2010, 02:32:00 PM: Akuma. He's got that whole dark hado going for him.

Green Lantern vs Silver Surfer
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 08, 2010, 05:47:22 AM: Which Green Lantern are we talking about here? On that subject, prettty much any Green Lantern could win just by calling in reinforcements...

<a href="http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/13224/Pyro_(St__John_Allerdyce).png">Pyro</a> vs. <a href="http://misc.levels4you.com/l4y/tf2_pyro.jpg">Pyro</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 08, 2010, 08:42:53 AM: Mutant Pyro. He can control the other dude's flames.

Silver Surfer vs. Parallax (Kyle Rayner)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ellie-is on March 08, 2010, 04:13:20 PM: The surfer.
Wolverine [armed with his adamantium claws] vs Deadpool [guns and swords, the guns having limited ammo]
In this fight, both having a healing factor with the same strength.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on March 09, 2010, 04:18:24 AM: Wolverine, 'cause he could just cut off Deadpool's arms. And legs. And head.

Oz vs. Wonderland
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 10, 2010, 11:43:46 AM: Oz. Things just seem more organized in Oz. Wonderland just seems like one bad acid trip.

Carnage vs. The Joker, but The Joker has a sonic inducer, but it can only be used 6 times.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 24, 2010, 03:56:16 PM: Joker.

The Na'vi VS. 'Prawns'
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on March 25, 2010, 12:38:02 AM: The 'Prawn'. They're small enough and quick enough to take the Na'vi out quick. Especially with their badass weapons.

The Green Giant vs The Michelin Man
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on March 26, 2010, 01:28:38 AM: The Michelin man is tiny. The Green Giant will crush him.

Lucca VS. 3 TF2 Engineers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 26, 2010, 02:06:15 AM: TF2 Engineer. Accent. Period.

Doctor Who vs. Doctor Cox.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on April 01, 2010, 05:00:23 AM: Who. He has to contend with Daleks. Cox has to contend with... Um... Things.

Soul Edge VS Eyelander
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: fruckert on April 01, 2010, 05:09:18 AM: Eyelander, because Soul Edge makes physics cry.

Saw vs. Hostel
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2010, 05:13:41 AM: Saw. I've only seen the first Hostel and half of it was just porn. I wanted blood, not porn!

Tetris vs. Dr. Mario
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on April 01, 2010, 06:58:57 AM: Tetris. Because a plumber doesn't just become a doctor.

Hammer vs Face
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on April 07, 2010, 07:33:43 AM: Face from the A-Team would kick MC Hammer's *** any day.

<a href="http://leftoutside.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/harry-brown-michael-caine-emfl-01.jpg">Harry Brown</a> vs. <a href="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Walt-Kowalski-movies-7419034-500-399.jpg">Walt Kowalski</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: zuhane on April 07, 2010, 11:14:20 AM: Walt Howalski tremors and shakes ever so slightly less. Althought I preferred
Harry Brown, I reckon Walt'd come out on top.

This man: http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Latex-Horse-Mask_3670E35D.jpg

or this man: http://www.booksattransworld.co.uk/billbryson/billBrysonAssets/images/billBrysonPortrait.jpg

???
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on April 07, 2010, 11:35:57 AM: Horseman. Because he's obviously insane.

Justice League vs The Avengers
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on April 14, 2010, 08:13:01 AM: Justice League's got Batman...

The Avenger's Got Iron Man, The Hulk, and Thor. The density of awesome heroes in The Avengers is much higher. They win.

Hufflepuff VS Jigglypuff
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on April 14, 2010, 06:32:04 PM: Jigglypuff. He/she has the power of sleep on he/she's side.

Quicksilver vs The Flash
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Musha on April 15, 2010, 01:10:14 PM: The Flash, because he never screwed his sister in any continuity I'm aware of.

<a href="http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x250/Fyrmer/PatinsonWho.jpg">This</a> vs. <a href="http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x250/Fyrmer/RadcliffeDoctor.jpg">This</a>
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Nandez on April 15, 2010, 04:03:08 PM: Quote from: Musha on April 15, 2010, 01:10:14 PM
The Flash, because he never screwed his sister in any continuity I'm aware of.

<a href="http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x250/Fyrmer/PatinsonWho.jpg">This</a> vs. <a href="http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x250/Fyrmer/RadcliffeDoctor.jpg">This</a>

Wow the first picture almost ruined the Doctor Who for me.
I'm not even sure how to anwser who would win.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Cerebus on April 15, 2010, 10:26:04 PM: Second "This" because Radcliffe played naked with a horse.

Ness vs. Lucas

(PS: Obviously, Lucas from Mother 3, not the absent member who still haven't drawn that picture we all asked for)
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Zerlina on April 15, 2010, 10:41:00 PM: Ness obv. In SBB, Lucas would have been toast if it weren't for Ness.

Han Solo vs Indiana Jones
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: supasora on April 23, 2010, 01:18:59 AM: Indy cause he's cooler and can deflect futuristic pistols, but He creates some type o paradox from killing himself and explodes...

Elvis vs. Danzig
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on April 24, 2010, 07:07:44 AM: Elvis is the god of rock. Danzig is the god of metal. Betty is the god of arm hair.

Thus, out of all this, I think Betty wins. But betty takes mercy upon Elvis for being both fat and thin at the same time.

Malcolm X VS Megaman X
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on April 24, 2010, 08:06:14 AM: Malcom X

He can talk his way out of anything. And he makes Megaman out to be a racist.

Sledge Hammer vs Jack Hammer
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on May 03, 2010, 07:40:02 AM: Jack hammer hits faster.

CWC Vs. Tourettes Guy
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on May 05, 2010, 12:50:47 AM: Tourettes Guy. He's dead, so he doesn't have to know the abomination known as CWC is around, thus making him winner.

Femto vs Sephiroth.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on May 05, 2010, 05:00:46 AM: Sephiroth. His fan base will maul anything that apposes him.

Monkey D. Luffy vs. Kazuya Mishima
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on May 06, 2010, 01:22:26 AM: Luffy, because I like One Piece.

Void (from Berserk) vs Jenova.
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on May 07, 2010, 10:03:11 PM: Jenova. For such a frightening concept of appearance, Void looks like a skeleton guy with an afro made of meat.

Les Miserables VS Wicked
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Zerlina on May 07, 2010, 10:16:55 PM: Les Mis, because the story could survive without all the spectacle. Also, only Les Mis so wonderfully tackles themes of redemption, (pure) love, honour, justice, equality, self-sacrificing devotion, poverty, and second-chances. The themes in Wicked are nice, but could be found in any high school TV show.

Aslan or Gandalf?
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Roland_Deschain on May 09, 2010, 06:12:59 PM: Gandalf, because I think LotR is a pretty cool guy. Eh defines fantasy and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seto Kaiba vs. Ash... IN STRIP POKER!
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Bluhman on May 10, 2010, 06:53:12 AM: Ash. I'm assuming you mean the one from Evil Dead.

Regeneration VS. Invincibility VS. Super Reflexes
Title: Re: Who would win?
Post by: Darrellito on May 11, 2010, 05:06:19 AM: Invincibility. Because it can take whatever Regeneration and Super Reflexes has and keep coming back for more.

Smiley vs Emoticons, in debate over the economy of the United States.