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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Djanki on September 03, 2008, 12:49:01 PM

Title: What a morning...
Post by: Djanki on September 03, 2008, 12:49:01 PM
This morning, I woke up at 5 A.M. for my morning exercise. It was drizzling, so my roommate and I decided not to go. I slept for another hour, then took a shower and all that. When I left for College, it was drizzling lightly. By the time I reached the entrance, it started raining.

I hid under the tarp for the ATM machine while the rain grew stronger; we're talking curtains of the stuff! I wondered to myself, "What would Kamina do?", and decided to 'Carve a path with my own hands!'(TM). Big mistake--the sidewalk was a river, the air was an ocean, and my shoes were Converse--they were like sponges.

By the time I reached the College's lobby, I was soaked. Right now, I'm in the library; my socks are cold and wet, my shoes are worse, and my beloved jacket...don't get me started.

And the reason I did all of this? For the college's WiFi. My bare feet (yes, I'm barefoot right now) are freezing, and I'm threatened by a cold...for WiFi.

This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2008, 02:34:31 PM
What you've just described could be retitled 'an average day in the life of a brit'.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Djanki on September 03, 2008, 05:03:00 PM
You mean they have bare feet in England, too?! 0_o
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Archem on September 03, 2008, 06:53:52 PM
Ha! Sucks for you!
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 03, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
I got a handjob this morning. **** YOU.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Djanki on September 04, 2008, 01:08:36 AM
I got a handjob this morning (Sh*t was so cash!)

Fix'd. ^_^
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 04, 2008, 01:47:50 AM
Good lord I wish it would rain here. I'm so tired of sunlight.

Also, this isn't 4chan. Stop with the memes.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 03:48:36 AM
Hmm? I'm not up on the recent 4chan nonsense and memes. What meme is being used?
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 04, 2008, 03:52:04 AM
**** was so cash. It's just copypasta really, but either way this isn't 4chan.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 05:47:51 AM
How the hell is that a meme? It's... Ugh... You know what I mean, right?
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Djanki on September 04, 2008, 11:28:57 AM
Sorry, couldn't help it--it was staring me right in the face! >_<

I'll contain myself from hereon out.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2008, 12:38:07 PM
You mean they have bare feet in England, too?! 0_o
Yup. We don't ever wear shoes... And we live in little hill houses with round doors. We frown on adventures and indulge in second breakfasts.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2008, 01:00:47 PM
Rain is awesome. I love that stuff.
Now, hail on the other hand... let's just say I'm glad I've never been caught in a hailstorm.

How the hell is that a meme? It's... Ugh... You know what I mean, right?
Oh, it is, in all its entirety.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Djanki on September 04, 2008, 01:46:55 PM
Rain is awesome. I love that stuff.
Now, hail on the other hand... let's just say I'm glad I've never been caught in a hailstorm.
Oh, it is, in all its entirety.

Let me clarify, actually:

There was a guy who came onto /b/ and started bad-mouthing Anon, calling them single virgin nerds and whatnot. He had posted an (obviously shopped) picture of him with some girl, and he had said "BTW, this is a pic of me and my b*tch; she just blew me (s*** was SO cash!)".

So, yeah; it's just a lot of copypasta.

BTW, Moosetroop: you guys also have pipe-weed, am I correct?
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Dragonium on September 04, 2008, 04:15:19 PM
BTW, Moosetroop: you guys also have pipe-weed, am I correct?

We take our pipe-weed very seriously.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Red Giant on September 04, 2008, 04:32:26 PM
I've done marijuana in rain, in sunshine, in snow and in fog.

But I did not in hail.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 08:01:24 PM
Ho ho! *slaps knee heartily*
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 04, 2008, 10:15:29 PM
I just want to say that "so cash" is lame. It is something that even a gangster wouldn't say for fear of being called a weenierlover.

weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie cock weenie weenie

Which one was actually cock?
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Felix-0 on September 04, 2008, 10:22:41 PM
I've done marijuana in rain, in sunshine, in snow and in fog.

But I did not in hail.

stop posting creepy skeleton thingy!!!
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 11:21:08 PM
Shut up, Felix.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Djanki on September 05, 2008, 02:54:36 AM
Is that skeleton supposed to be Jack Skellington's grandpa or something...?
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 05, 2008, 05:02:11 AM
Let me clarify, actually:

There was a guy who came onto /b/ and started bad-mouthing Anon, calling them single virgin nerds and whatnot. He had posted an (obviously shopped) picture of him with some girl, and he had said "BTW, this is a pic of me and my b*tch; she just blew me (s*** was SO cash!)".

So, yeah; it's just a lot of copypasta.

BTW, Moosetroop: you guys also have pipe-weed, am I correct?

To clear things up, it wasn't shooped. It was an in-memorium photo or whatever. As in he was a dead guido. I hate many things, myself included, both for needing to and actually explaining this.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Razor on September 06, 2008, 06:22:54 AM
To clear things up, I'm still right. It's become memetic.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Felix-0 on September 06, 2008, 06:25:50 AM
Shut up, Felix.

cut off my fingers and I will -__-''
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 06, 2008, 06:40:22 AM
To clear things up, I'm still right. It's become memetic.

I hate you Razor.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: Archem on September 06, 2008, 07:47:36 AM
I don't.

cut off my fingers and I will -__-''
Don't tempt me.
Title: Re: What a morning...
Post by: _JeT_ on September 07, 2008, 08:18:12 PM
Quote from: Archemz
Quote from: Feelya-O
cut off my fingers and I will -__-''
Don't tempt me.

Well, maybe Archem won't but I will.

*Cuts off Felix's fingers, and gives him back his bloody middle finger*

There, now shut up...