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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 04:46:08 AM

Title: The Insult Game
Post by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 04:46:08 AM
Alright, the goal is to create a funneh-insulting insult, but without using ANY curses. Insults can be long ones, or circumstantial, but if you stretch it to the point of being stupid, other players have the permission to mock you in the following manner: Mockity Shmock.

Also, personal insults are allowed, to a point. Like, as will inevitably happen, if Red does something about calling me ugly, that would be okay. But taking out grudges and anger is a no no. And it's all in good fun, folks.

Let me start: I aim my flatulence in your general direction.


*premocks self for bad insult*

NEW RULE - If for some reason your insult is unclear, try to make sure it's directed at the right person -_-*
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Post by: Red Giant on November 03, 2004, 04:47:36 AM
Your face looks like the rear end of a cow. (You said it was ok)
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on November 03, 2004, 04:48:10 AM
Umm. ..
OSMOOSE IS A STUPID NAME! ! !
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Post by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 04:49:01 AM
You're.... stupid.

Your face is as white as michael jackson's tanline.
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on November 03, 2004, 04:51:55 AM
Red giant's cartoons suck!
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Post by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 04:58:37 AM
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Originally posted by VulcanRaven336
Red giant's cartoons suck!


Mockity Schmock. Something more than "That sucks" is expected, peon.
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Post by: Red Giant on November 03, 2004, 05:00:38 AM
Your avatar looks like a rotten gourd with a hair brush stuck in the top.
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on November 03, 2004, 05:01:02 AM
Damn! You wont hear from me no mo'
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Post by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 05:01:28 AM
Your avatar looks like an egg with a drugged up bunny on the side.
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on November 03, 2004, 05:04:19 AM
Damn! You really insulted me there. . . :(
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Post by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 05:06:21 AM
Let me rephrase that - RED, your avatar looks like an egg with a drugged up bunny on the side. Now stop spamming up me game, and play it. :P
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Post by: Red Giant on November 03, 2004, 05:09:53 AM
To Vulcan Raven:
Your brain cant seem to grasp the concept of the fact that you must INSULT someone in this game.
(I mean none of this, darn it. Dont take it personally.)
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on November 03, 2004, 05:10:09 AM
I insinuate that you create a vacuum and make refrences to your mother.
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Post by: Osmose on November 03, 2004, 05:17:11 AM
Me to Bush - I accuse you of leading us into Iraq without substantial evidence of weapons of mass destruction.

Bush - Shhh! I've almost got this "Etch-a-sketch" thing figured out.

Me - *sigh* Another child left behind...
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Post by: wildguy3922 on November 03, 2004, 01:44:15 PM
You couldn't screw a virgin school girl wearing a mini-skirt with a plasma cannon full of viagra. I'm going to pawn all of you as soon as Halo 2 comes out.

-Toshiro Taro
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Post by: Drace on November 03, 2004, 03:27:44 PM
[To Wildguy3922]

I hate you. I hate your family, I hate your friends, I hate the guy that cleans your vaguely racist little lawn jockey. Infact I hate anybody who even associates with your, is that clear?



[To Osmose]

Listen, you should go ahead and enjoy this while you can Ossy, because if your evil genie actually does grant your wish and I disappear, the only person you'll have left to contend with will be yourself and when you really get to know that person...oh dear God you'll scream so loud that satan will wanna rip up the contract you signed at birth just to get some sleep.
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Post by: Snake Eater on November 03, 2004, 05:08:15 PM
[Drace]
Your avatar looks likes a dieing cat trying to do some old lady
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Post by: MSlash67 on November 03, 2004, 05:12:25 PM
[to Drace]
your so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your momma.
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Post by: Drace on November 03, 2004, 06:51:40 PM
Snake eater yours O.K

Oh, my god MSlash67. You know, the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall. Now, it certainly is true that you'd at least be serving a purpose - specifically a surface for a jackass to lean against - but it could be argued that this is more useless than doing nothing.
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Post by: gyrus on November 03, 2004, 07:04:42 PM
You're all meelee mouthed croutch feasants and festering urban pustules
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Post by: Red Giant on November 04, 2004, 07:10:21 AM
Your sig is outdated and non-functional!
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Post by: Drace on November 04, 2004, 07:17:34 AM
Ya talking to me red, cause if thats so i'm gonna break you in so many pieces that my grandma who can do a puzzle of 1000 pieces of a clear blue sky in less then 1 hour can't put you together, even if she goes back in time to when here vision was good.
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Post by: Red Giant on November 04, 2004, 07:23:48 AM
No I wasnt talking to you drace, you worthless piece of fish droppings.
You must be so low down on the evolutionary ladder to warrant such a lack of brains. My tissue box can beat you at scrabble. My hamster eats things that outsmart you. That sludge I wiped off the inside of my toilet was probably your grandma.
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Post by: Razor on November 04, 2004, 11:01:22 AM
Red, you are not the colour red.

YEAH!
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Post by: Drace on November 04, 2004, 03:12:08 PM
Oh gosh Margery, aren't you sassy today. Did Santa finally bring you that Y-chromosome you always wanted.
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Post by: MrMister on November 04, 2004, 04:57:37 PM
You ripped out of Satan's stomach and killed the doctor.
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Post by: Drace on November 04, 2004, 07:34:11 PM
That's funny, I don't recall asking for a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, re-he-heally boring story. My God barbie! Don't you understand no one cares?
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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on November 04, 2004, 08:29:18 PM
[everyone]
You all suck at making insults.
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Post by: Teto on November 05, 2004, 09:38:23 AM
Oh do we suck at making insults you tettilaaaabiiiii
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Post by: Osmose on November 05, 2004, 10:20:16 AM
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Originally posted by Teto
Oh do we suck at making insults you tettilaaaabiiiii


Mockity Shmock. What's a tettilaaaabiiiii?
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Post by: Teto on November 06, 2004, 05:28:39 AM
Its like a tellitubbie crossed with a skunk
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Post by: Drace on November 06, 2004, 08:31:48 AM
I gues that you can't think of anything beters cause that carbage can you call your head has nothing else but some old chewed apples and something slimmy in it
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Post by: Teto on November 06, 2004, 09:26:09 PM
your just plain old stupid
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Post by: Snake Eater on November 06, 2004, 09:39:03 PM
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Originally posted by Teto
your just plain old stupid

Mockity Shmock. Wow! you're really orginal
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Post by: oooog on November 06, 2004, 10:47:03 PM
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Originally posted by Snake Eater
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Originally posted by Teto
your just plain old stupid

Mockity Shmock. Wow! you're really orginal


Wow, you've got a real talent for stating the obvious.
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Post by: Snake Eater on November 06, 2004, 11:21:32 PM
^You have a stupid username and you do your mom! Also, you are really annoying and shouldn't be allowed to go near young children!
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Post by: Razor on November 07, 2004, 02:44:16 AM
^You're a pile of bones, organs, muscles and hair, that resemble a human due to genetics. Yep, mighty fine insult that.
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Post by: Snake Eater on November 07, 2004, 02:46:29 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
^You're a pile of bones, organs, muscles and hair, that resemble a human due to genetics. Yep, mighty fine insult that.

That was uncalled for...
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Post by: Razor on November 07, 2004, 03:04:33 AM
ahh yes! the worst insult of them all! You're a HUMAN!
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Post by: Snake Eater on November 07, 2004, 03:07:12 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
ahh yes! the worst insult of them all! You're a HUMAN!

Stop! Do you want to get banned? :D
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Post by: Osmose on November 07, 2004, 03:19:25 AM
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Originally posted by Snake Eater
Stop! Do you want to get banned? :D


Stop with the commenting! The only one who can mock is moi, or someone else I designate, and only post insults, not comments on an insult.
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Post by: Razor on November 07, 2004, 03:21:29 AM
you can use those things on your head as a clothes rack.

more of an advantage i suppose. UNTIL YOU CLOTHESLINE YOURSELF!
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Post by: Red Giant on November 07, 2004, 03:24:02 AM
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Originally posted by Osmose
Stop with the commenting! The only one who can mock is moi, or someone else I designate, and only post insults, not comments on an insult.

Mockity Shmock!
And you eject lethal toxins from your rear end.
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Post by: Teto on November 08, 2004, 08:31:33 AM
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Originally posted by oooog

Wow, you've got a real talent for stating the obvious.


I know. Really Usefull sometimes
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Post by: True Evil on November 14, 2004, 08:52:35 PM
Your so stupid, your watch is wrong!
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Post by: Razor on November 18, 2004, 03:33:08 AM
You have hair on your head AND skin covering your body!
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Post by: True Evil on November 19, 2004, 12:14:21 AM
Umm.... yeah...well....you.... you  smeellllllllllllll  HAH! Beat that!
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Post by: Darkfox on November 19, 2004, 06:08:51 AM
Your a doody head!
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Post by: Razor on November 19, 2004, 06:15:23 AM
You're just a fox!
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with fur! Yeah!
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that just happens to be dark!
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Yeah!
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Post by: Darkfox on November 19, 2004, 06:17:44 AM
HEY! Wait a second...

Well... your a... uh... WOLF!
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Post by: Razor on November 19, 2004, 06:20:13 AM
Is that so? Oh wait, it is.

Well, you're less biased and annoying as Cyber Ninja!
(i loooathe him)
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Post by: Darkfox on November 19, 2004, 06:26:30 AM
Oooooh! Wait... thats not a...

Well your pretty much sane and run a decent life!
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Post by: Razor on November 19, 2004, 06:29:37 AM
all lies!

you eat food!
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Post by: Darkfox on November 19, 2004, 06:42:08 AM
you drink liquids!
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Post by: Red Giant on November 19, 2004, 08:07:54 AM
You're so ugly they won't let you in the mirror shop.
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on November 21, 2004, 06:16:37 AM
ANOREXIC DUCK!
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 24, 2004, 03:53:31 AM
more than i can say for you razor, because the only place you have hair is on top of your head, and ur darn lucky, because if it was anywhere else, it would comepletly cove ur genitalia.

and wtf is mockity schmock osmose, you sound like a 70 yr old substiute when shes pissed, but you would be lucky to even come in physical contact with any female, even someone like that, you wasted gothic freak

and as for drace, you are nothing but a noob hiding behind a freaking shreck 2 novelty and if you think ur big stuff because you hoared that noob (see sig) than dont be, because hes on your level

and as for teto, glad u finally took that weaponsmith thing off your title because you never even made any weapons, atleast none that i know of. anyway, i know about your type. your the kind that brings your pokemon eqipped gameboy to school, a perfect addtion to your outfit, which is either entirely nike or just doesnt match, and you and your little friends have little sleep overs where you get blindfolded and beat eachother off.


no offence anyone that was all sport right? :D
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on November 24, 2004, 04:32:10 AM
I really wonder why I left this thread opened when I saw it...meh boloney...that was weak o.o
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Post by: Osmose on November 24, 2004, 04:36:50 AM
Your attacking me when you walk around with your poser ghetto birds? Here's a tip - when you walk around with your pants down around your feet, trying to look gangsta, remember that I will be waiting with a pipe to show you what that REALLY means. Pee Wee Herman was more gangster than you. Hell, Hillary Duff is more of a man than you. Must be embarassing when women ask about that second bellybutton of yours. I bet you get confused as to which hole, and stick it in the ear. HIS ear, that is.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 25, 2004, 01:20:35 AM
hmm well ur perceptive. notice there is an armored bird right next to it how do u know i dont walk around in armor? actually i wear neither thugged out clothing or armor, but atleast i dont do the non-conformist conformist look, where you blindfold yourself and run through hot topic and whatever clings to your body you wear for the remainder of the week. oops i forgot, you dont do that yo do the K-Mart slide, you run through clearance and pick out an "outifit" that looks more like a costume and say, "mockity shmock! i got a new look." then when you fianlly do find a girl who appears to want to have sex with you, it turns out she just wanted to get your clothing off because it was hurting her eyes, but when she saw your vienna sausage i mean penis she wished she could have just beared looking at your "new look." dont kidd yourself moose, habitual masturbation doesnt mean you have lost your virginity, it usually just means you never will.
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Post by: Osmose on November 25, 2004, 01:41:38 AM
At least I have something to masturbate with instead of that... that...

I'm sorry, they don't have a word for that tiny thing down there.
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Post by: wildguy3922 on November 25, 2004, 02:43:48 AM
Such violence, such words. Damn that rap music!
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 25, 2004, 03:41:35 AM
so u are trying to justify your masturbation by imagining that you have a large penis? interesting........but sad. moose you wont beat me give up. oh and 1 more thing, this arguement is jus a joke so dont carry your anger over into all and all in my aol icon thread. jeez its not like were serious.........atleast im not u might be.......
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 25, 2004, 03:46:58 AM
lol and if you are the kind of person that says mockity shmock then i dont think you will have to worry about having a large dick, ull never use it
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Post by: Osmose on November 25, 2004, 04:31:37 AM
That wasn't anger, I was fooling around. You just have a bad eye for sarcasm or I'm too good at disguising it.

But I love how you dwell on the words mockity schmock. Obviously if you had any brains you'd realize they're just some words I thought up out of nowhere to say. I didn't even mean for it to be a rule, but aparently idiots like you like to strike a so called weakpoint to divert attention from the porn window on the taskbar that they're whacking off to.

And if the insult isn't that good, it's because my gigantic member is taking up all the blood that would normally go to my brain. :P
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Post by: Xrifon on November 25, 2004, 05:53:34 AM
If I may intrude, the chiken man means well, but the moose duder is being an ahshole. sorry moose-man. its just showing off ur insults, and nothing else, he wasnt taklking about u in particular, and if u do say dumbahs sh!t like that on a normal basis, u WILL NEVER GET LAID!!!!!!!!!
I rest my case
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Post by: Darkfox on November 25, 2004, 06:05:35 AM
Xrifon leave it be. This is getting out of hand yall... ok?
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Post by: Xrifon on November 25, 2004, 06:20:48 AM
sorry master
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Post by: Darkfox on November 25, 2004, 06:25:32 AM
It's Insult game, but not the flaming game.
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Post by: Osmose on November 25, 2004, 06:57:36 AM
Well, actually, anything goes as long as there's no swearing.

And Xifron, him and me are competing in the Insult Game. He mistook my comment in a different thread as being mean, which I quickly corrected, and was my fault. I mean, how can I play an insult game without insulting? You'd have to be thicker than Rosie O'Donnel's thighs to think so.
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Post by: Xrifon on November 25, 2004, 07:03:54 AM
gotcha moose man....I got 1 thing to say then...

Sally Struthers wants you!!!**shows fat sally pointing with a bucket of chicken upside down on her head, trying to resemble uncle sam*
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 25, 2004, 04:07:13 PM
i dint have any problem with you throwing insults at me in the insult game, but i jus figured u were mad in my aol icon thread thats y i said that but i see now that you ar not so-

hmm u seem to know alot about that taskbar.....personal experience maybe? when you talk about your dick, are you referring to the thing you strap on your self ir the limp noodle below it? you know they have surgery for people who cant get hard, right? they put a little pump tube in ur dick n u can just pump it right up. you should check into that.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 26, 2004, 12:16:04 AM
heres a little tribute i made for you moose its kinda corny tho lol (dont worry, its censored)
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 26, 2004, 12:49:40 AM
ha i jus checked it says ur readin this thread moose! u like?
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Post by: Osmose on November 26, 2004, 12:52:53 AM
Wow... you must be some kind of loser to have enough time to make a crappy animated gif and not even spell the word Tragedy rite.

OOC - If you really must know, Moose is a BLACK MAGE, NOT A FRIGGIN MOOSE! And stop using the mockity shmock thing. It's kinda really getting old and dumb. I said it once and your going crazy over the damn word. There's other insults, you know.
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Post by: Razor on November 26, 2004, 01:02:39 AM
I just read that other insult since I don't pay much attention to this game,

BB, you attempt to sit under chickens in hopes that one day you will get laid, but as we know that won't happen. Your intellect is obviously very low if you can only resort to genital jokes.

Moose, that rosie o'donnell one was hilarious. must use.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 26, 2004, 03:20:30 AM
u complete idiot kissup razor, Osmose started the whole genitalia thing, and u jus think ur really big because ur from australia! whoo-wee! id rather live in bear delaware where girls shave their legs.....ay mate? (remeber this is the insult game)

n osmose, it was thanksgivin n my grandparents were over so i had a hap of time on my hands 2 make that lil sucky gif. thanks for correcting my spelling of tragedy. i guess u come in handy when people need help spelling depressing words, because your whole life revolves around an elaborate bluff, so its pretty tragic itself. hmm and since it seems to annoy you MOCKITY FRIKIN SCHMOK!
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Post by: Osmose on November 26, 2004, 04:06:31 AM
Low. Very low.

But you couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 26, 2004, 04:33:07 AM
uhm y would i want to pour pee out of a boot? ill leave you to puzzle over that...
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Post by: Osmose on November 26, 2004, 04:47:25 AM
It takes a small mind to question why you have pee in a boot, but it takes an even smaller one to question why you should pour it out.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 26, 2004, 11:50:57 PM
if ur not a moose, change ur avatar. oh ya, it takes an even smaller mind to still be thinking about it now. come up with something new you pathetic worm. you have no purpose on charas whatsoever anyway...
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Post by: Red Giant on November 27, 2004, 12:15:40 AM
Yeah, I mean you're such a moron you get the nickname "Moose", use a moose avatar then throw hissy fits when people assume you're a moose. What kind of lunatic does that?
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Post by: Osmose on November 27, 2004, 01:32:54 AM
I do that to mess with your minds. I mean, by your standards, we should ignore Sai's cries of masculinity and assume he's a she, and assume that byrd is a magical set of boobs that can turn into santa claus.

And what the hell kind of skeleton calls himself "Red Giant"? You are neither Red nor Giant.
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Post by: Ruler of the Dark on November 27, 2004, 01:57:11 AM
[byrdbrayn]
You look like the underside of a buffalo in labour after being mutilated by one-thousand malaria-carrying mosquitoes that in turn have been respected as the mosquito family that won the nobel peace prize because they stopped a war with by looking at the armies thus killing them. Therefore the mosquitoes, being as ugly as they are, have given you 5 chromosomes type U (for ugly)
which added to your incredibly negative looks. Not to mentian the
fact that this 'chromosome U' transmission is the closes thing you will ever experience to sex. Other than what you do with those tweezers and microscope which I think you call masterbation.
Oh and you're so stupid you eat lima beans.




Oh [STRIKE]burn[/STRIKE] freeze!!!
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 27, 2004, 01:57:20 AM
yesw i see ur point, but a byrd or bird or w\e you would call it has nothing to do with christmas, breasts, or santa, so it is obvious my screename refers to something else, whereas your Osmose sounds kind of like moose, and your nickname is moose, along with your avatar, so its only reasonable that perhaps you are dubbing yourself a moose. (besides there are byrds in my sig so its obvious what a byrd is) and as for red giant, a skeleton is a pretty universal theme, unlike byrds or mooses, so any screename could have a skelton
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Post by: Red Giant on November 29, 2004, 12:30:10 AM
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yesw i see ur point, but a byrd or bird or w\e you would call it has nothing to do with christmas, breasts, or santa, so it is obvious my screename refers to something else, whereas your Osmose sounds kind of like moose, and your nickname is moose, along with your avatar, so its only reasonable that perhaps you are dubbing yourself a moose. (besides there are byrds in my sig so its obvious what a byrd is) and as for red giant, a skeleton is a pretty universal theme, unlike byrds or mooses, so any screename could have a skelton

Hey, are you gonna insult someone or what?

EDIT: Er, you, COW!
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Post by: byrdbrayn on November 30, 2004, 03:25:28 AM
Ok as for you. I grop u in the "corny" category. This group butts into forum games they havent previously participated in, says a few things, and leaves. This group also fails to disclose their birthdate or location, instead the give a stupid location that would only make idiots like Razor laugh. Finally, they post ridiculously stupid comments like Er, you COW! or Oh [STRIKE]burn[/STRIKE] freeze! (Razor in the background "Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee Hee!") while you all sulk in the disapointment that you will never encounter the opposite sex.
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Post by: Razor on November 30, 2004, 09:42:13 PM
Your failure to know anything about me shows through your jokes that are weaker than George Bush's reasons for starting on Iraq. They say stop when you're ahead.

You should stop before you go too far back.
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Post by: Revolution911 on November 30, 2004, 09:44:25 PM
Your a very nice person
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Post by: Ruler of the Dark on November 30, 2004, 10:07:21 PM
whats with your name? a bird brain? you didnt even spell it right.
Or does that included in showing you have the intelligence of a bird, which by the way is very limited.
Or is it some wierd name like Glorpenheimer, that just sounds like a bird's brain? Is there any signifigance in that name at all?

It also seems your falling in the crutch of saying that other's insults would only make Razor laugh, shouldn't you be insulting?

BTW:By the way, the burn/freeze part shows how what I said is in good humour, duh!
Burn=recognition of a good insult or comeback
Freeze=recognition of a bad insult/comeback

so if you think it's supposed to be funny, then think again.
sheesh

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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 02, 2004, 06:01:30 PM
Rev: i am a nice person, outside the insult thread

Now i could rant n rave n prove my self right and then talk about your obvious dorkiness more, but instead ill lighten things up with..........Shakespheriean Insults!

Razor, thou art a yeasty lily-livered rabbit-sucker!

Red, thou art a wenching rump-fed scullion!

ROTD, thou art a greasy eye-offending moldwarp!

Osmose, thou art a reeky, perniscious motley-minded rudesby!

Rev, uhm, ur not very nice!   :badboy:
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Post by: oooog on December 02, 2004, 08:25:11 PM
First off:
...Its friggin 2004, thou artith should stop talking like this....ith.  and also...YOUR STUPID, HAHAHAHAHA...eh?  Shut up, I couldnt think of anything else.....



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^You have a stupid username and you do your mom! Also, you are really annoying and shouldn't be allowed to go near young children!


In response to this one awhile ago.... ouch.....that one hurts...
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Post by: Osmose on December 02, 2004, 09:09:05 PM
Well, someone should take the brayn out of their name, because your crappy insults need some work. Shaksperian insults?

Loser. Go fly away or something.
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Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 02, 2004, 11:46:40 PM
Says the moose who smells soooo bad that he makes right gaurd turn left!
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Post by: oooog on December 03, 2004, 12:24:40 AM
umm......a stick of right guard turning left......yeah i just dont see that happening.  if you see inanimate objects, might i suggest you look into some help?
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 03, 2004, 08:09:25 PM
i typed all this stuff at my friends n hit post but it didnt work...........dam...........well ill try 2 remeber wut i said (this is not word for word):

i was trying to lighten things up but i see you guys want me to go hard so:

you sure are one oooooogly guy. wut is an orkyjork? it sounds like porkupine porn. n no wonder that insult from snake eater hurt, the truth hurts. so stop depriving the next generation of their virginity.

n osmose why bother....ur ugly. you insult yourself so i dont have to. byrdbrayn does have a meaning i used to call my sister a birdbrain because her classroom was in the schools bird pod, then i did a language arts project on a dragon named embyr in 6th grade and i became obsessed with changing vowels to y and i made my aol sn byrdbrayn7 and all my sns have been byrdbrayn something since

n i wrote another insult to osmose i forget i think it was:

u are the most useless person on charas you dont do anything to help the site at all so u are just a big fake, not big stuff (prefers anther word that goes against rules)
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Post by: Razor on December 05, 2004, 03:41:49 AM
This, ladies and gentlemen, coming from a person who is unable to spell properly, use proper grammar or proper punctuation. You wouldn't know what a capital letter was if it came up to you, kneed you in the balls and introduced itself. One would think someone removed your Shift, Caps Lock and non-alphanumeric keys.

I would think you were the most useless one here. I don't even know what you do here. Not only are you the most useless person on Charas, but in your respective country as well. The only way you could get a use would be to turn yourself into science and give humanity a new ginea pig.
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Post by: Osmose on December 05, 2004, 03:54:18 AM
Wow. You know, I shouldn't be surprised, this coming from a useless bird freak(who, I might add, does nothing himself but play the insult game, and quite badly at that), but obsessed with changing vowels to y? And your saying that I'm the one insulting myself?

*yawn* No one cares about how you got your name. No matter what path you took, it's still a crappy name. Bird brain has got to be one of the most ridiculous insults ever, and naming yourself a bird brain only shows how stupid you are.
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Post by: oooog on December 05, 2004, 04:08:18 AM
in reply to "what is an orkyjork?"  I HAVE NO IDEA?  WHATS AN OOOOG?!  WHO KNOWS.  I sure dont.

also, yeah, maybe you should start typing with both hands instead of flipping through the phone book looking for a date.  might start spellin better byrdy.

also, osmose, its b y rdbr y n.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 05, 2004, 06:02:21 AM
I can spell fine if I want too, but unlike any of you, I have many people to talk to on AIM at once, so I am very used to using AOL language instead of typing in proper english. And as for uselessness, I have done more spriting than any of you, and I don't sprite hear anymore because I now do battlecharas on VahnGrave's forum, which consumes most of my free time spriting, but I'm still a better spriter than you, razor, or you, osmose, because if you could sprite you would have done your mage battlechara yourself instead of having SaiKar do it for you. As for ooog, he can rip, so he is probably the only insulter who is more useful than me. Ooog, you rip pretty well, way better than me anyways. Hey osmose, and razor of what use are you? Oh yea, razor just jumps into random threads like a rabid kangaroo and osmose just........well he doesn't do anything lol he's just there. Also, you guys must suck at insults because the only thing you've come up with is how stupid and pointless my screename is, and I could care less. Gosh, atleast maybe use the "you think you are a wiger" deal or something........

Ok I can play your game:

Razor, whats the point of your screename if you don't even shave yet? (you spelled guinea wrong)

Osmose, what's the point in naming yourself after a mage? Can't think up your own name?

Oh and you can belive me or not, I don't really care, but here is a girl that likes me alot and wants me to ask her out. I'm not sure if I want to or not yet, but just to prove I can get girls. (its a lil sloppy because i took a picture of her school picture with my cellphone, so its a pic of a pic lol) You can choose to belive me or not, I could really care less, but I definately know I have a good relationship with the opposite sex, unlike 75% of the users on this forum.
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Post by: Osmose on December 05, 2004, 06:54:28 AM
Wow, she looks kinda ugly. Might be the pic, but oh well. Either way, we could care less whether you could get an ugly girl or not. This is for insulting other people, not bragging about crap that makes you think you're better than anyone else.

And, if you want an avid history of MY sprite work, I can show you the entire library of FF5 battlecharas I've made, the ice climbers charaset I recently made, the edit of Emerl I made, the titles/gameovers I've made, I can show you a bunch of sprites I've made for myself on my computer, I can show you all the resources I've submitted to the site(like my work in making black mages available to all faceset sections). But you just come up with a request I made of a friend and use it as a petty insult to further yourself because you're running out of ammo while handing us more and more material to use against you. If you want to bring credentials into the game, you're going to have to use credentials here, instead of some obscure references about doing work at someone else's site, because, frankly, no one gives a crap to look at Vahn's site and see if you're telling the truth or not.

If you had two brain cells to rub together, you'd realise the name Osmose is the name of a spell in FF, and Moose is a direvative of Osmoose, a mispelling of the username. Not a mage.

Matter of fact, if you had two brain cells to rub together, you'd be typing correctly, using better grammar, and doing something besides proving that you are indeed the village idiot of Charas. You run around like you are a big man, trying to prove that you have a life outside of the computer, but if you have to work to prove that, then it's obvious that you don't. Razor, me, Oooog, we all have lives and friends and girlfriends and things to do, but we don't feel that we need to prove it to you that we do, because, frankly, you're opinion doesn't matter. I bet your the kind of guy who buys a big car to look tough, when you're really just overcompensating for having no bravery.

And by the way, those bird drawings are a sad example of your artistic skill, or lack thereof.
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Post by: Razor on December 05, 2004, 09:16:23 AM
I knew I spelt Guinea wrong. But I couldn't remember how it was spelt. Regardless.

"razor just jumps into random threads like a rabid kangaroo"

I tire of your lack of English, I really do.

"Razor, whats the point of your screename if you don't even shave yet?"

(Well at least it's an improvement of your punctuation.) I've been shaving for a long while now. This really shows that you obviously didn't start shaving when you turned 16. Oh! What am I saying? You are obviously many years off of that age.

And you ARE aware what you're doing to that poor girl is called "stalking", right?
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Post by: Darwin on December 05, 2004, 09:17:42 AM
Osmose your father is so blind that he went to bed with a wombat and you are the result.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 06, 2004, 03:27:51 AM
osmose, unlike you ive sprited for other people instead of just myself in requests, and besides i typed the last thing in good english so why are you still making fun of my grammer. calling somebody ugly who is obviously not ugly shows how u guys are so stupid. lol go head n call me the village idiot i dont really care lol i might not be nearly as intelligent as any of you but that doesnt always matter in the real world, you will find this out someday. osmose, i am no big ff know it all, i have only played 7 9 10 and 10 1/2, and that 2 game ff1 ff2 for the ps1, so i wouldnt know lol.

razor just jumps into random threads like a rabid kangaroo = lack of english........where?

oh and osmose, i truly apologize for underestimating your spritng, some of it is actually very useful and most of it is very good. lol i guess its "my bad"

lol razor, you actually genuinely made me laugh there with the whole stalking bit. lol she is the one that said she liked me, and as for stalking, we had met over aol through a mutual friend, tina, and this girl had tina trying to sneak pics of me onto her cell phone so she could see how i look, n eventualy we did both send a pic 2 eachother. so who was the stalker?
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Post by: Osmose on December 06, 2004, 04:16:16 AM
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oh and osmose, i truly apologize for underestimating your spritng, some of it is actually very useful and most of it is very good. lol i guess its "my bad"


Mmmmmmmmmhmm. Damn right it is.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 06, 2004, 07:37:02 PM
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Mmmmmmmmmhmm. Damn right it is.[/B]


sounds like hes masturbating and talkin 2 himself. "osmose, ur so big!" "dam right it is ha ha ha"
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Post by: Drace on December 06, 2004, 08:17:43 PM
Which is what you do all day, and when your done you put in in a bottle and make it turn in smeg and than mix it with your eggs, which you and your whole dirty family does, i mean, your mother's breath is so bad that people look out to her farts. And in your house the dust is so high, that the roaches drive around in dessert trucks.
 :D

Extra News: The gouverment has made it public that your farts will be caught in a giant bomb and be used for chemical warfare, wich eventually will cost millions lives if they make one mistake.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 06, 2004, 11:10:57 PM
people look out to her farts=what does this mean???

Anyway, *trying to see through all the dust in my dirty house*, drace, you've come back for seconds. Well here's your butt (a** no cussing rule) on a plate. If they use your parasite-ridden mother's waste as a chemical weapon, I think it would be safe to say that there would be a country- wide state of emergency, and just think, when your bloody self popped out of her you were approx. 2 inces from that opening into hell. I guess the fumes messed you up enough to think that you are puss in boots, when you really mean to say you have a pussy and boobs. Anyway, lets hope your mom just stays on the couch where she belongs so we don't have to worry about innocent bystanders falling prey to her not-so-innocent bi-products.  :D its all love lol

i am the only one being insuled here except those I insult, so change the name of the thread to "insult byrdbrayn game" lol osmose, i wouldn't put it past you to really do it
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Post by: Red Giant on December 06, 2004, 11:21:10 PM
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i might not be nearly as intelligent as any of you but that doesnt always matter in the real world,

HA! Here's you trying to sound older than you are. Heres some facts, buddy. Intelligence = Job = Money. That's some "Real World" for you.
Of course, not everyone takes that path. You, for instance, will inevitaby go into drug dealing instead and become the bottom rung of society, the scum of the pond.
And the fact that you have to rely on curses to insult people shows how pathetic you are at the english language.

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i am the only one being insuled here except those I insult

Says something about you, doesnt it?
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Post by: Razor on December 06, 2004, 11:29:10 PM
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i am the only one being insuled here except those I insult


The delightful feeling of "I've bitten off more than I can chew."
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 06, 2004, 11:33:04 PM
actually, i realized its because i always put an insult after anyone types something, so my last post is the first thing that the next insulter sees lol.....................................or it could be people jus wanna insult me...........................nah.

uhm red gieant actually.......
no common sense+social skills+intelligence=job=money

nothing but intelligence=getting pushed around by your boss, and less pay than you deserve

lol i am not trying to act older than i am im jus stating the facts of life i have observerd at my ripe young age.......oh and when did i cuss? the starred out thing was actually p _ u _ s _ s _ y
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Post by: Drace on December 07, 2004, 06:24:02 AM
Ah come on even my grandma can make a better insult, and she
1. Doesn't speak a word in english
2. Is in an elderly home(something like it)
3. Only speaks 1 word a hour
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 10, 2004, 10:39:33 PM
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Which is what you do all day, and when your done you put in in a bottle and make it turn in smeg and than mix it with your eggs, which you and your whole dirty family does, i mean, your mother's breath is so bad that people look out to her farts. And in your house the dust is so high, that the roaches drive around in dessert trucks.
 :D

Extra News: The gouverment has made it public that your farts will be caught in a giant bomb and be used for chemical warfare, wich eventually will cost millions lives if they make one mistake.


lol so you consider my insults bad? check this out, your insult sucks. it sounds like a buch of retired yo momma jokes rolled into one, you stupid wannabe. where did you get "phoenix creations", shonen jump or some other kiddy mag?  just go suck ur thumb
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Post by: Osmose on December 10, 2004, 11:43:46 PM
Unless everyone else is blind and you have perfect eyesight, I see only one mom joke. Clean your eyes, freak!

And frankly, everyone insults you because... you ask for it. We started insulting eachother, but you came along and are a magnet for our insults. You see, your the kind of guy no one likes, who stands there with the popular kids trying to act cool, but get's insulted and made fun of. And what is your "Common Sense" telling you to do? Stand there and take it, without saying anything in return. That kind of loser is the worst kind.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 11, 2004, 01:00:33 AM
u dont even know me. popular kids, eh? no not really. the "popularest" kids have had a grudge ever since 2nd grade when i told maria madonigle she had hairy arms like a moose and she got all her little friends 2 hate me. hmm do you mean the black kids? ya i wuz raised around all black people so i have always hung out with black people, but i show no preference 4 "popular" or "unpopular". hmm if i wuz a conformist like that than why on earth am i wearing nintendo wristbands and a nintendo beltbuckle? certainly not "popular". as for his mom jokes, i did not say they were all momma jokes, i put them in that genre of stupid retired jokes, and you cannot deny everything he said was completely stupid.

Extra News: The gouverment has made it public that your farts will be caught in a giant bomb and be used for chemical warfare, wich eventually will cost millions lives if they make one mistake.

come on now.......

anyway since when did i back down from you, you idiot? did all that icp makeup turn u into a clown or something? i have been coming back on you this whole time you stupid son of a whore. i would bang your mom, but she has a higher array of sexually-transmitted dieases then emril has of spices, so thats why i didnt BANG! her. besides, you standing in the doorway trying to tape it on your webcam didnt help either. if u have a grudge agaist "popular" than your a hypocrite, because i cant see how anything you wear can appeal to you, but you just wear it for approval. u wanna rebel? try wearing what you like, no matter what brand it is. thats independant. i bet you see button up shits you like, but you are too scared of ur "badboy rep" to wear them. maybe thats y u dont have a girlfriend. opps i forgot ur ugly.......thats why. ok maybe thats why you dont have any friends. (non-conformist conformists dont count) hmm so next time ur depressed instead of overdosing or masturbating to that task bar you mentioned earlier, maybe you should try to think up some good insult, cuz im really gettin bored.
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Post by: Razor on December 12, 2004, 09:08:51 AM
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hmm so next time ur depressed instead of overdosing or masturbating to that task bar you mentioned earlier, maybe you should try to think up some good insult, cuz im really gettin bored.

Actually I think the game itself is getting old.
We're just sitting around typing insults to someone on the other side of the world. Reality check people - that is lame!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 12, 2004, 11:15:41 AM
Well here's my insult:
Osmose, your game SUCKS, and you're just a pig with antlers taped on not a real Moose, and Byrnbrain you're a monosolabic freeze dried chicken drumstick ancient mummified cow'Mcoy crispy pile of feathers with a plastic beak.

Thankyou.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 14, 2004, 02:14:27 AM
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Well here's my insult:
Osmose, your game SUCKS, and you're just a pig with antlers taped on not a real Moose, and Byrnbrain you're a monosolabic freeze dried chicken drumstick ancient mummified cow'Mcoy crispy pile of feathers with a plastic beak.

Thankyou.


well whoever byrnbrain is, he just took a pretty harsh insult.................not

uhm razor this game is fun i cant speak for you, the p*ssy in boots or the mockity schmoker, but it is 4 me. if u guys really want to end the thread...............i guess that sux

ok moosetroop11, you are a very sorry copy off a very sorry person to begin with, oops i mean a very sorry  [GLOW]Black Mage with Osmose Magic[/GLOW]. people like you are like housetrained dog, begging for a cookie from your masters. hmm i may have a plastic beak, but atleast i dont have plastic antlers to pack my fudge with like you, you scent-laden, encrusted, rabbit-sucking mimic! (welcome to the insult thread)
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Post by: oooog on December 14, 2004, 02:22:30 AM
ssshhh... can you hear that?

its the sound of noone caring.
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Post by: Drace on December 14, 2004, 06:59:26 AM
well ooooog, i'm happy to see your dirty *** here you scumback, how i like you this is a game so all the goodness in me says to insult you, so nogood for life piece of bullshit oooog, what does your bad re-insult be
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Post by: Snake Eater on December 15, 2004, 03:58:03 AM
ok Drace...Your a FUGGIN' TURD SANDWICH EATER!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! And you your not allowed to go near small children!!!
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Post by: Drace on December 15, 2004, 10:19:15 AM
so tell me something new, giant douche
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 16, 2004, 02:14:41 AM
snake ur like 12, and ur a dork. ill leave it at that

ooog, that hand looks like its giving the squirrel a shocker u perv (then again i doubt you know what that is) besides oooog, how can you insult my spelling "noone" definately not a word so go away or ill strap ur mom 2 a bomb n blow her up on sporkyjork.com (that rymes)

drace, how many times must i hoar you and have you still coming back for more? wipe the dingleberrys off your cat-hair pussy and grap a fire extinguisher! looks like ur lil kittys on fire (see ava) im glad to see your avatar is providing some fudge for moosetroop11, hey moosetroop pack this u rabbit-sucker.

i just realized i phrased this wrong (fixed):

uhm red gieant actually:

common sense+social skills+intelligence=job=money

nothing but intelligence=getting pushed around by your boss, and less pay than you deserve


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Post by: oooog on December 16, 2004, 02:49:45 AM
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well ooooog, i'm happy to see your dirty *** here you scumback, how i like you this is a game so all the goodness in me says to insult you, so nogood for life piece of bullshit oooog, what does your bad re-insult be


probably right about that. Then again, whos one to claim anothers worthlessness, when he himself, is about twice as worthless?  Pumpkinhead _pumpkin_

(I dunno why i called you pumpkin head, it seemed insulting about 2 seconds ago...)

ok Byrdie boy, sit down, take a chill pill, put your helmet on, and chew your yogurt slowly.

also, read it with me r-h-y-m-e-s...cmon you can do it, r-...H-y-m-e-s.
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Post by: Drace on December 16, 2004, 03:29:54 PM
Well Byrdie it seems you are blind cuase you cant even see that my avatar has a Phoenix in it, but if you want it so much i'll get the cat back so it can eat you, so beware, cats are everywhere
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 17, 2004, 02:02:00 AM
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drace, how many times must i hoar you and have you still coming back for more? wipe the dingleberrys off your cat-hair ***** and grap a fire extinguisher! looks like ur lil kittys on fire (see ava) im


i hate having to repeat myself.......i am sayin that the cat cought fire and that is ur new avatar u retard
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Post by: Osmose on December 17, 2004, 02:16:58 AM
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Well Byrdie it seems you are blind cuase you cant even see that my avatar has a Phoenix in it, but if you want it so much i'll get the cat back so it can eat you, so beware, cats are everywhere


The cat was cooler. Now you look like a... Flamer. XD
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Post by: Drace on December 17, 2004, 06:36:34 AM
 
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i hate having to repeat myself.......i am sayin that the cat cought fire and that is ur new avatar u retard

wow, what an insult, even a vindaloo can make a better insult than that
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Post by: Teto on December 18, 2004, 12:52:05 AM
moron
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Post by: Osmose on December 18, 2004, 01:09:56 AM
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moron


Mockity Fuggin Shmock. I still enforce the rules, and you need to put some umph into your insults, even if the umph is minimal.

Frankly, I should be mocking all of you. We need some better insults. Shape up.


Oh, and new rule. You can't insult me if I come in to mock a bad insult. I really don't want to have to deal with that whole bit again.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 18, 2004, 09:25:45 PM
uhm new rule! uhh i think not u faget. "I still enforce the rules!" OMG! R u serious! u run an............Insult Thread u r soooo cool! this game has already started so don't try to jump in and insitute new rules, you useless mutilated feces-ingested gothic control freak. lay off teto, hes probably a hell of a lot smarter than most 10 year olds.
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Post by: Teto on December 19, 2004, 12:39:30 AM
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moron


Mockity Fuggin Shmock. I still enforce the rules, and you need to put some umph into your insults, even if the umph is minimal.


Fine. I will.

Drace, you're an amazingly stupid moron
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Post by: Snake Eater on December 19, 2004, 01:43:29 AM
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Originally posted by Teto
moron


Mockity Fuggin Shmock. I still enforce the rules, and you need to put some umph into your insults, even if the umph is minimal.


Fine. I will.

Drace, you're an amazingly stupid moron

Osmose, please Mockity Shmock this insult also
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Post by: Osmose on December 19, 2004, 01:56:56 AM
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uhm new rule! uhh i think not u ******. "I still enforce the rules!" OMG! R u serious! u run an............Insult Thread u r soooo cool! this game has already started so don't try to jump in and insitute new rules, you useless mutilated feces-ingested gothic control freak. lay off teto, hes probably a hell of a lot smarter than most 10 year olds.


Two rules broken in one post. One more broken and you won't be allowed to post in this game anymore.
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Post by: Teto on December 19, 2004, 08:49:56 AM
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Two rules broken in one post. One more broken and you won't be allowed to post in this game anymore.


who r u talking to?
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Post by: Razor on December 19, 2004, 10:50:32 AM
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Two rules broken in one post. One more broken and you won't be allowed to post in this game anymore.


who r u talking to?


One would think the "Originally posted by Byrdbrain" would give a slight hint.
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Post by: Teto on December 20, 2004, 01:01:49 AM
sorry, didnt see it
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 20, 2004, 02:49:21 AM
f~a~g~e~t isnt a curse and ur newly instituted rules shouldn't count
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Post by: Araloth on December 23, 2004, 02:04:58 PM
you look like frans bauwer
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 24, 2004, 01:06:57 AM
uhm..........1 problem about ur siggy alaroth, u dont have balls, atleast not enough balls 2 stand up 2 me when ur on the ground with my hairy dingle-berry filled gootch rubbing all over your face

oh ya merry christmas every1
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Post by: Araloth on December 24, 2004, 01:41:41 PM
its not about MY balls dickhead!
i just made that quote up!

uhm.... yep.
ok. heres my insult.

uhm... eh....
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you're... eh...
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WEIRD!
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Post by: Drace on December 24, 2004, 04:25:19 PM
don't act so though Byrdbryan, your just 14 year old wus that comes home everyday crying that you've been **** all over by alotof ppl.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 24, 2004, 10:24:41 PM
uhm if i remeber correctly from your dob, i am half a year older than you.......and besides, it isnt nice to post ur daily life in an insult thread as someone elses.............even if girls dont go near you and u dress like a f~a~g
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Post by: Drace on December 24, 2004, 10:55:45 PM
he, i may dress like a faq acording  to you, but you look worse than the guy in my sig, 'nuf said
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Post by: Red Giant on December 25, 2004, 12:47:36 AM
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uhm if i remeber correctly from your dob, i am half a year older than you.......and besides, it isnt nice to post ur daily life in an insult thread as someone elses.............even if girls dont go near you and u dress like a f~a~g

Isn't that hypocritical? You're the one who had to defend himself with comments on his life. All it does is make you look more insecure, like you care so much about our opinions that you will post pictures of your girlfriend as proof.
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u dont even know me. popular kids, eh? no not really. the "popularest" kids have had a grudge ever since 2nd grade when i told maria madonigle she had hairy arms like a moose and she got all her little friends 2 hate me. hmm do you mean the black kids? ya i wuz raised around all black people so i have always hung out with black people, but i show no preference 4 "popular" or "unpopular". hmm if i wuz a conformist like that than why on earth am i wearing nintendo wristbands and a nintendo beltbuckle? certainly not "popular".

I LAUGHED when I read this feeble plea. Lines of babble trying to save yourself. This is the INSULT game. No-one cares about Maria Marmalade or what you're wearing.

The fact that you have to use swears is pathetic. Although I find it impressive that you managed to find the tilde key, what with your general idiocy and the fact that you never capitalize anything.
It's not smart and it's not funny.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 26, 2004, 04:28:22 AM
i LAUGHED about ur whole campaign thing a while back, if you have enough time to launch a full campaign over being a mod on a rpg forum then.........never mind n i dont remember swearing unless f~a~g or dingleberry is a swear. the fact that i never capitalize anything or worry about grammer is a pretty weak basis of almost every insult directed at me, which only proves how idiotic all of you are. ok i dont spell well in a forum. hmm does that mean im an idiot? hardly. would you like me to scan my report card? oh yea red, the fact that you would even bring up the girlfriend thing shows how you dwell on any mention of girls........figures since your sister doesnt count as a "girl you talk to" (neither does your mom) oh yea may i ask what a "tidle key" is? sounds like a sex toy; maybe you have been messing with them too much lately.

drace, people on here call me an idiot. if i am an idiot, that makes you dont even qualify as a life form. dont compare me to your self-portrait please. i said you were a f~a~g, not an faq, if you were an faq you would be of more use than what you are now, and from your reply, ive concluded you do dress like a f~a~g, nuf' said.
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Post by: Drace on December 26, 2004, 09:52:09 AM
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i LAUGHED about ur whole campaign thing a while back, if you have enough time to launch a full campaign over being a mod on a rpg forum then.........never mind n i dont remember swearing unless f~a~g or dingleberry is a swear. the fact that i never capitalize anything or worry about grammer is a pretty weak basis of almost every insult directed at me, which only proves how idiotic all of you are. ok i dont spell well in a forum. hmm does that mean im an idiot? hardly. would you like me to scan my report card? oh yea red, the fact that you would even bring up the girlfriend thing shows how you dwell on any mention of girls........figures since your sister doesnt count as a "girl you talk to" (neither does your mom) oh yea may i ask what a "tidle key" is? sounds like a sex toy; maybe you have been messing with them too much lately.

drace, people on here call me an idiot. if i am an idiot, that makes you dont even qualify as a life form. dont compare me to your self-portrait please. i said you were a f~a~g, not an faq, if you were an faq you would be of more use than what you are now, and from your reply, ive concluded you do dress like a f~a~g, nuf' said.


you don't even know what your talking about, and the point that you get insulted by everyone is that the helft of the posts are yours, if you don't like it than you can take your gay sex toy with you and **** yourself with your boyfriend standig behind you and giving it in the arse.
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Post by: tyia on December 26, 2004, 10:06:59 AM
this game sounds like fun.
To shinotebasiiackh:
Your avatar look so immature,
It look a two-year old did it.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on December 26, 2004, 02:28:37 PM
my avatar sucks

oooh!!!! sh*t i insulted myself _sweat_  _sweat_  _sweat_
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 26, 2004, 08:17:17 PM
oh yea drace, please talk about my grammer......."arse" go 2 hell
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on December 26, 2004, 09:14:51 PM
okay now!

all you guys avatars suck(including mine)

OOOWWWH MAN!!!!
i insulted myself again!

 :frag:       :yell: <<
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Post by: Ryoshin on December 26, 2004, 09:15:34 PM
Hahaha, byrdbrayn, could there ever be more stupid name than that?

The name "byrdbrayn" really tells all about you. You think you're some tough boy who uses a lot of cool words like '****' and '****', but truly you are just an ugly boy with no sense of real life. I bet you would die in minutes if your computer would be taken away.

Also, your GRAMMAR SUCKS. Go back to that Russian-or-whatever-forum you came from, and DIE THERE.

Also, byrdbrayn, you suck.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on December 26, 2004, 09:25:21 PM
now realy ryoshin wo is telling wo sucks here
we'll the name byrdbrayn does suck but the name ''ryoshin''
it's just like you pulled the name out of someones *ss.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on December 27, 2004, 07:50:25 AM
uhm ugly tomboy girl, in exactly what way does "ryoshin" exceed byrdbrayn? your name is probably becky or something of the sort, and anyways, you are ugly, wack, and you have a cat-hair p~u~s~s~y. i am not russian, and russians do not use aol language. yes its called aol language. ooooooo. this is likely the first time you've heard of it, becuase you have no friends, you are a freak of nature, and you think you are *gasp*good looking *gasp*. Hmm, losing my comp would suck, i couldnt talk on aol, i would have to call people individually, instead of being able to talk to many people at once. You wouldnt get it anyway. Oh yea, im a tough boy, check out my 23 inch diameter muscles, and my rock hard abs! that is exactly what i am thinking now! (NOT!) oh yea, i can say cool words like **** :yell:  and bitch :yell: , which i havent used at all this entire time. i havent cursed once, unless f~a~g~e~t is a curse, although i have noted that others have cursed. If you would like to see my pictures (some are funny) go to the picture thread, and determine whether or not i am ugly. really i could care less, since i have somebody who thinks im very good looking, so what else matters, you dirty, butt crack-sniveling, web cam masturbating, ugly, manwhore. (oops i mean girlwhore sry i forgot u were a chic :D )
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Post by: Araloth on January 02, 2005, 09:21:16 PM
youre a blind guy.
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Post by: byrdbrayn on January 03, 2005, 08:45:56 PM
im blind? how do u figure.......
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Post by: Drace on January 03, 2005, 09:49:45 PM
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Originally posted by byrdbrayn
oh yea drace, please talk about my grammer......."arse" go 2 hell

i don't know if your minuscule brains can find it but arse is *** in scotish
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Post by: byrdbrayn on January 04, 2005, 09:19:21 PM
oh sorry, most americans arent fluent in scottish, ok let me rephrase that, almost NOBODY is fluent in scottish lol.
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Post by: goyan on January 04, 2005, 09:42:41 PM
you all fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and because all such retards you went back up for more
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Post by: MSlash67 on January 04, 2005, 10:49:46 PM
You're a fricken Queemo!
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Post by: byrdbrayn on January 06, 2005, 02:29:37 AM
u shame the day my mother was born, GAYan

m6slash or w\e ur stupid name is, talk to drace, hes on your level
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Post by: Drace on January 06, 2005, 10:23:40 AM
Yes so I'm on his level, thta level is allways 5 levels higher than you. You think you can make an insult but it looks more as sentances from a Van Damme movie.
 
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u shame the day my mother was born, GAYan

Well to me it sounds like he's your mother, pretty scary, well, not for you for him that that ugly piece of bullcrap walking posting here is his son. And the reason why you don't use other bad words are becuase faget and gay resemble most of your life.
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Post by: Araloth on January 06, 2005, 10:33:13 AM
youre an addict.

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you all fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and because all such retards you went back up for more


i didnt even notice them climbing in my tree.
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Post by: Dragonium on February 13, 2005, 04:26:28 PM
Not surprising that you own an ugly tree now is it? What, do you have to top up your ugliness every now and then?

 
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youre an addict


Addicted to what? You seem to have enough knowledge of being an addict to not need to say what people are addicted to.
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Post by: ES2005 on February 13, 2005, 04:51:23 PM
DRAGONIUM?!
What the heck kind of name is that? It doesn't even make sense.
Also, There is no such thing as FF XVI(16). Dumb***.
Your sig, slighty modified, does you justice.
"Just kidding, Dragonium. No one likes you."
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Post by: Dragonium on February 13, 2005, 06:24:23 PM
I know there's no FF 16. I'm in the line-up, moron.

And "ES2005", what does the ES actually stand for? Extra-Stoopid? Everyone's-Superior (Would be true for you)? Eats-****?

And its "nobody". Not "no one". Just goes to show that you can't even copy a word properly, now doesn't it?

[No hard feelings, eh?  :D ]
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Post by: ES2005 on February 13, 2005, 09:06:52 PM
You're so stupid that you didn't even put where the quote is from. You can't even understand what's I'm typing. TIE-PING!!!!! Can you actually say that? How about DRAG-O-NEE-UM! Ha! You can't even pronounce your own name! I don't even know why I'm bothering. You can't read anyway.
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Post by: SleepAid on February 14, 2005, 02:40:49 AM
Catapiller licker.
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Post by: ES2005 on February 14, 2005, 12:30:58 PM
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Originally posted by SleepAid
Catapiller licker.

Man, you're so stupid YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL CATERPILLAR RIGHT! Also, you can't even think up a good enough diss so you post a filler.
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Post by: SleepAid on February 14, 2005, 11:21:02 PM
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Originally posted by Osmose
Alright, the goal is to create a funneh-insulting insult

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Originally posted by Osmose
NEW RULE - If for some reason your insult is unclear, try to make sure it's directed at the right person -_-*


1. I find a lack of humor in your "insults".
2. I find a lack of activity in your head. Or, rather, I don't find any.
3. All them words you're tryin' to have us hear seem to keep coming out of your rear
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Man, you're so stupid YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL CATERPILLAR RIGHT! Also you can't even think up a good enough diss so you post a filler.
 You missed a comma there. Try to find it.

I'll let you continue with your life- oh wait, I find a lack of that too. Oh, look at that, I'm wasting mine sitting here typing to you.
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Post by: ES2005 on February 14, 2005, 11:31:06 PM
Uhm, I REALLY don't need to type an insult to you. You are enough of an insult already. Also, remember your "insult" that I quoted? I find lack of humor in that. So look who's talking.
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I find a lack of humor in your "insults".

Man, I really think you should stop being outdated.
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Get on with your life- Oh wait, I find a lack of that too.

I must have heard that a million times already. It's recycled garbage, just like you. Wait, maybe I should convert this into Gibberish for your benifit. You can't even understand my typing. You're such a Dragonium.
 :D
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Post by: SleepAid on February 14, 2005, 11:42:39 PM
I don't TRY to understand what you type. I rarely waste my time on pathetic things. Like your insults for example. I'm just making an exeption for you.
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Post by: ES2005 on February 14, 2005, 11:44:30 PM
*yawn* Was that an insult?
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Post by: SleepAid on February 14, 2005, 11:56:02 PM
Indeed it was. Bieng as your IQ level is close to a tomato plant's, I realise it must be hard to understand that. I'll try to bear with you, Extreme Scorpion.

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Post by: ES2005 on February 15, 2005, 02:28:13 AM
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Indeed it was. Bieng as your IQ level is close to a tomato plant's, I realise it must be hard to understand that. I'll try to bear with you, Extreme Scorpion.


I see a lot of mistakes. One:
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Bieng as your IQ level is close to a tomato plant's
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I see, in fact, two things wrong with this:
1. Being, not Bieng.
2. You can't say I have the IQ of a tomato plant's if you don't even no what a tomato plant is, or, for that matter, what IQ is. This is because you don't have any IQ.
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I'll try to bear with you, Extreme Scorpion.

1. You are supposed to say ES2005.
2. "Bear with you" is a expression, a figure of speech. You don't know what those are.

I love this Game. :D
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Post by: SleepAid on February 15, 2005, 03:31:18 AM
I find it boring. You keep making unfinished insinuations. Yeah, so I think this is boring. You keep it up, though. If you want a shitload of practice go to www.siik.net.
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Post by: Dragonium on February 15, 2005, 09:36:48 AM
 
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You're such a Dragonium.


That remark is so retarded. In fact, that remark goes past retarded. Way past retarded. It borders on the completely lunatic-asylum-it-might-be-kinder-to-put-him-to-sleep-type of retarded.

Oh, wait, it's like you!  :D

By the way, I found several mistakes with your last post.

1) Firstly, telling people how to spell your name is incessant megalomania and far too much self-respect.

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"Bear with me" is a expression


It's "AN expression". Seriously, I know you have maybe three brain cells in that pointy head of yours which you can keep overwriting every time you have a new idea, but seriously, spare a thought for grammar. We know you're roughly as smart as a gopher that's just had its brain partially removed in a lab somewhere, but please, you don't have to make a special effort just for us.

Just wanted to clarify your idiocity.
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Post by: ES2005 on February 15, 2005, 12:00:31 PM
Djnvjfdkliiiefn jfdsirgffd. Blgridls jfdslllasd:
!. Uvrrnvlfdvuxmnr dfhklru hjfduvnrm reucv
@. Dfhnvrifdmkm hruvbjdiowweertty
#. Jfdiireojfekjfs urbkazqwcburkjazqingf

Here's a translation of my newest diss, Dragonium. It's so you can understand what I have said to you in this game, instead of you guessing.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on February 15, 2005, 01:26:47 PM
es2005 now realy you did insults,
so now i say kiss my @$$ and then you can clean my room(dungeon) i will kick you out of my house and then throw you intoa garbage truck, not that, that will make a difference because you already smell like sumtin you had to kiss...
*bends over*
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Post by: ES2005 on February 15, 2005, 10:51:46 PM
That was a diss?
You really must suck. Also, improve your spelling. It's a disgrace to the forum, and the world.
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Post by: FreakyGohan on February 16, 2005, 07:55:13 AM
to Osmose

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS GAME! IT'S RETARDED
AND PEOPLE AREN'T LISTENING TO THE RULES!
AND  SOME  PEOPLE THINK THEY HAVE INSULTS AND THEY DON'T!

P.S I was bored... real bored.
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Post by: wildguy3922 on February 16, 2005, 08:26:50 PM
to FreakyGohan:

WHY DO YOU HAVE ONLY 7 GAMING POSTS AND ZERO REAL POSTS! YOU ARE A DISGRACE!!
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not really.
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Post by: FreakyGohan on February 17, 2005, 12:29:13 AM
To wildguy3922

What kind of insult was that? That was so friggin boring.
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Post by: wildguy3922 on February 17, 2005, 02:00:28 AM
To FreakyGohan:

You can't answer an insult with a question!!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on February 22, 2005, 09:47:40 PM
Wildguy: you suck at insults! I've laughed harder watching an elephant's *** land on some poor asian's head!

Osmose: What's with the moose? Does it make you feel "big" where it no longer counts?

Red Giant: You're nothing but a cop off! I hope you get sewed by the REAL giant! Yeah, the one on the strings beans can!

Freaky Gohan: You're right about one thing... You're a freak! A freakin' loser who will never EVER have a girlfriend withOUT chest hair!

ES2005: If you're lucky... you may become Freaknuts g/f

Bow down before the insult master!
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Post by: wildguy3922 on February 22, 2005, 10:38:46 PM
HA! Insult Master, huh? Your gf told me you were a pretty boy last night!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on February 22, 2005, 10:57:43 PM
Only for her! haha ;)
Does it make you jealous that your skills are as good as Freaky Gohan?

EDIT: Got anything to say, Wildflamer69?
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Post by: wildguy3922 on February 23, 2005, 02:54:08 AM
DUDE!!! She's looking at this right now!!!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on February 23, 2005, 03:06:06 AM
wow. took you long enough to post! Thought you'd finally choked on your ego or something. Another horrible insult from the insult"ee" master.
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Post by: Razor on February 24, 2005, 06:53:44 AM
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the fact that i never capitalize anything or worry about grammer is a pretty weak basis of almost every insult directed at me, which only proves how idiotic all of you are. ok i dont spell well in a forum. hmm does that mean im an idiot? hardly. would you like me to scan my report card?


I know he's long gone, but I just wanted to point out that this was more of that insecurities that were mentioned before. What an ***.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on February 24, 2005, 03:53:38 PM
no offense, but it sounds like he's from an english prep skewl or something... rather jolly fellow, wot wot?

Byrdbrayn, that is.
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 06:53:55 PM
You all talk like the friggin' queen!
PHILIP PHILIP GETM E SOME TEA!!! HEE HEE HEE!!!
Yay i'm insulting your insults thats gotta be a first
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 06:55:31 PM
No, you're just a n00b who can't stop topic kicking and getting on people's nerves. Nobody likes you, go home and play with your Lego.

There's an insult that's true.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 06:56:43 PM
good 1 dragonium
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:00:26 PM
OFF TOPIC:Gah I didn't even know what topic kicking was till you told me and I only did it once

Who's the idiot who made this topic kicking rule anyway?
Ever heard of locking sheesh.
My watch must have more brains than that guy.
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:01:11 PM
Leon_1990, You posted a cheer on an insult game!?!?! :o

I don't even HAVE to insult you! You did it yourself! :hi:

Oh, and to the n00b above me... I believe that "idiot" your refering to would be the guy who allows this forum to exist... wow your a n00b...
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:03:40 PM
How could someone with less IQ than a screw insult me anyway True evil,
now if you can excuse me, your mom's calling ;)

and wierdbeard, I doubt there are words 2 describe how much of a n00b you are.....
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:05:20 PM
Alex made the topic kicking rule. Therefore, you just said Alex was stupid.

You say you only topic kicked once? Yes, you did. Once on this thread, and once in every other thread you have posted in.

You say Charas has a problem. You don't get it. YOU are the problem. Charas has only gone downhill in the several hours you have been here!

Kindly go away. It's the kindest thing to do.
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:06:05 PM
well at least he didn't have less IQ than leon he went into minus numbers!

Oh dragon whatever your name is what's with the sad avatar?
And anyway I just noticed something about that avatar....
yep it's a picture of you....the snerdy grin and granny glasses identified you!
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:07:04 PM
Your insults suck! Go home and play with your elmo doll!
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:08:13 PM
dont get pissed, weirdass is only trying 2 f*** up the community
because he is either
A: A cat rapist with no friends
B: The supreme lord master of the half-brained n00bs

(someone tell me when this crosses to flaming)
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:09:05 PM
Your name, roughly translated: Strange and Hairy.

Now I know why you chose that name. It's exactly you. I suggest you stop calling people stupid, and think of a better insult. You're beginning to bore me. Of course, that is if you can handle thinking of something better.

I think you should be granted the title of Uber n00b. And a silly hat to wear. Then we can all laugh at your profound idiocy.

Oh yeah, and at least I know how to make an avatar!
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:09:33 PM
It's already crossed to flaming hah!
I am the overlord sent to overthrow charas!
Bow before me mortals...or...something
Oh by the way nice granny glasses on your avatar dragon *sniggers*
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:10:21 PM
WierdBeard, your just A lonely 32 year old man living in his moms basement with no job and his only girlfriend he ever had was his right hand! Now if you excuse me, I have other people to school :]]
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:12:10 PM
The only thing your overlord of is your own sister's a$$!

*Weirdbeard covets his sister's ****
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:12:12 PM
Aagh n00 it's everyone on me!
Only one thing to do now....
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE SCREAMS WHEN SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR EVERYONES MUM DOES
Oh and dragon you look like michael jackson
And whoever that idiot was who cheered on an insult you showed eveyrone how thick you are!
w00 my days gets better n better!
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:13:16 PM
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Originally posted by weirdbeard11
Oh by the way nice granny glasses on your avatar dragon *sniggers*


Oh by the way nice butt in the middle of your face weird *sniggers*
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:14:41 PM
OH mockity schmock that's rubbish man
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:14:56 PM
WierdBeard, Are you mentally challenged? I'm starting to feel sorry for you because your insults suck *** and you think there good! God help you!
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:15:22 PM
No matter what u say wierdbeard, u still sound like a complete
f*cknut.

short - just like Wierdbeards c*ck
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:16:10 PM
You can talk you crazy wannabe goth pure evil my @$$ dude more like pure spastication
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:17:16 PM
Weirdbeard, you're just using that name so that you sound older. You don't know how to stick up for yourself. You're actually just a 9-10 year old kid who wants to be popular. Are you picked on at school? I wouldn't be surprised.

Oh, mockety-shmock! (Sarcasm)
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:17:57 PM
wt an idiot
HIS NAMES TRUE EVIL, NOT PURE EVIL!!!
ROFLMAO!!! OMFG!!!!
god, wierdass can't read....
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:18:05 PM
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well at least he didn't have less IQ than leon he went into minus numbers!

Oh dragon whatever your name is what's with the sad avatar?
And anyway I just noticed something about that avatar....
yep it's a picture of you....the snerdy grin and granny glasses identified you!


How can you even say this? You don't even HAVE an avatar!!! N00BS should know there place in charas.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:19:34 PM
wierdass how do you know what dragonium looks like, u sum kinda michael jackson wannabe!
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:21:31 PM
WierdBeard... is that REALLY the best name you could think of? I mean, WTF? Are you compensating for something? Or did your daddy just drop you as a kid? Oh, wait I got it! Your the teachers pet arn't you? Yep, that's it.
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:21:46 PM
I look like my avatar... Duh...

Either that or Weirdbeard thinks I'm a cat and he wants to rape me, so he's stalking me.

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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:22:14 PM
hey wierd beard, ur the load tht ur mom shoulda swallowed heh heh
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:22:17 PM
Oh yea just a sec i forgot to upload it.....
Oh yea and leon you think you can insult people?!
MY grandma could own you in a slang war!
And she's afraid of swearing!!!!
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:24:11 PM
Weird, a word of wisdom:

Nobody can beat the Scottish at a slang war!

Isn't that right, Leon?
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:24:18 PM


WIERDBEARD, YOU SUCK *** AT INSULTING!!! I mean c'mon! What are you uploading? Insults? Who the **** uploads insults? MAKE YOUR OWN YOU F***ING HARRY ***ED NOOB!!!
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:24:52 PM
Slang! u dinnae no slang, lit's c how F*ckin tough u r when u find ur slut maw hung over the rafters, a got a noose here for you an ur "beard"....**** what im a tokin about!!!! wt beard!!!! u an ur f*ckin baldy baws!!!!

now ur tokin dragonuim!!!!!!
FREEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:27:49 PM
:D

What are you uploading, anyway Weird? We don't want any of your "pictures", we're not into the sort of stuff that you like.
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:28:56 PM
You're gonna end up being one of those people who come in one day with an AK-47 an kill everyone arn't you WierdBeard? I mean, you can't even make friends when your parents pay them to like you! That is if your dead-beat parents can keep a job long enough to pay thier 5$ rent on that trash they're renting out! I told you once you n00b, go home, your an insult to all of charas here, and you'll only make things worse, and hurry up, your Elmo doll is getting lonely!

ELMO DOLL: *No stop, I don't want him to tickle me down there again!!!*

And that, my fellow un-N00bs, is how you take em' to school! *rrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!*
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:31:40 PM
lolthere ya go he aint got nothing 2 say, maybe his hands are 2 busy dain the "housework"
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:32:15 PM
True Evil is the only person who has an elmo doll....
And he does a lot more than tickle them...
He doesthe same to his mom...and his dad
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:32:24 PM
Parental raping jokes? Really... I ws expecting more from you.

Look, it's not my fault that you fantasize about me doing these things, thats just the sick demented way your mind works, but plz, don't haunt us with your perverted thaughts.
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:33:11 PM
I know we're not supposed to put cheers here, but that was good. :D

Go on, show us your "uploads". But don't bother with that "Butthead" picture, because I already did.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:34:03 PM
hey wierd, u cant call anyone a spastic, u dyslexic F*CK
ITS TRUE!!!! NOT PURE!!!!
dumb f*ck
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:34:05 PM
Oh look at that picture it's dragoniums mum!!!!
Oh yea they actually made her look BETTER in that!
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on April 05, 2005, 07:34:30 PM
Ok, again. Stop playing mister 'I could do better than anyone else', cuz it isn't working. yes we heard of locking. Have you seen around the forum and seen locked threads? Apperantly not, jeez... If you are not smart enough to not topic kick then you should start from square one and retrain yourself in the test and welcome forum. I dun like people who come and start saying 'Haven't you heard of blah blah blah....'. It's not your forum, don't try to change it in a way you annoy, cus they are not even suggestion, it's a make fun of. So weirdbeard11, stop trying to look better cuz you are not. If you didn't know what a topic kick was, you have not been around forums lately. Regardsless of where you've been. I'd been over 20 forums and all of them had at least 10 topic kick problems. So please, either reinstate your self in the forum, or really think about being here and on that behaviour.
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:35:40 PM
Amen.  :]]
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:36:05 PM
opnce again, he knows what dragonuims family looks like,I think you need 2 watch out dragonium, u have a baldass stalker!
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:37:17 PM
Well whatever i'll check the dates
But seriously every forum that I went on LOCKED the old posts rather than make stupid topic kicking rules I don't know why Alex didn't think of this in the first place!
Oh by the way dragonium you're the geekiest guy in the world...i'm telling guiness world records :p
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:39:09 PM
wtf hav u got against dragonium, at least he has friends (thats real friends baldass not the f*ckin' sesame street gang)
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 07:39:30 PM
way to go kijuki!!! W00T!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!

hmmmm, whats that smell? :x

evryone: WEERDBEARD!!!
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Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2005, 07:40:28 PM
Btw: No flames, this is an insult game, not a flame game. GOSH.
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:40:58 PM
WierdBeard... Your retarded ****! Just stop with the dumb*** insults already and go away! Your just making yourself look more retarde by posting over and over and over and saying relativley the same thing to everyone who burns you! No one likes you, your the teachers pet, your only girlfriend will be one of your hands and you will always be a n00b wheter you like it or not, so just stop!!!

Schools out, now get the hell outta my classroom!

(See, I didn't flame, did I?)

DF: Yes... you did...
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:41:58 PM
F*ck ur right MMB, I can smell him all da way over the atlantic....... :x
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:42:09 PM
Yea I agree with darkfox let's stick with the yo mama jokes and the like

By the way have you been eating a lot recently darkfox?
You're starting to look a bit you know....
LIKE A FAT @$$
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 07:42:50 PM
who else smelled it? :x
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:43:38 PM
The one who smelt it dealt it
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:44:35 PM
Meh, WB (WierdBeard) is trying to insult DF!

AND HE'S USING 2ND GRADE FART JOKES!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:45:21 PM
Look, now WB is making up crap kiddie rhymes!

Hey, who about a thread for Yo Mama jokes? :D
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:45:37 PM
heres a note 2 baldass:
get back 2 the neverland ranch!!!!!
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 07:46:11 PM
pray to god WB will survive XD
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:47:22 PM
I'm starting up a yomama thread it's too serious in here...partly my faut but whatever
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:47:39 PM
WB is one of those guys who will join the police force and run unarmed into gang hideouts, because he thinks when he dies he'll get a countdown inside his head, and if he presses Start in time he gets another try.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:48:12 PM
f*ck tht, pray tht he'll leave with his pish insults and back up his fat f*ck maws hole!
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:49:46 PM
Pish is the word of the gods. :)

Beard is the word of middle aged morons who like Polo mints.
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Post by: True Evil on April 05, 2005, 07:51:54 PM
Look, a note from his school :eyes:


To the parent or gaurdian of WB,

We have noticed that your son has been frequently benn trying to grab students and staff's rear ends. We would like you to talk to your son about the seriousness of the situation, I would try to talk with him my self but he keeps trying to sexually arouse me. If you have any questions or comments about this matter, please see me in my office, preferably without WB.

- Mr. Smith, principle


Dear Mr.Smith,

We would do something about it but we are trying to raise our son to be a decent rapist of little kids and all men. If you would like to talk to him you may do so under his conditions...
1) You must wear a gimp suit
2) He will be able to "touch" you
3) You may NOT cross your legs
and 4) If he wants he may suck your-

Sorry everyone, I had to stop the note there, it got too *ahem* "GRAPHIC"....  eeeeewww...
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:53:13 PM
Dude...you're making me feel sick...that's not an insult that's just bloody disgusting lay off a bit ya crazy goth
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:53:26 PM
^thts what an insult looks like baldass
(trueevils not urs)
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:55:52 PM
Check out near the begenning of this post let's keep it like that yea? No crazy ya know....sucking jokes that just made me feel sick man do you honestly think about that stuff while ur on a forum?
Can I ask you a question?
Are you retarded?
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 07:56:57 PM
hehhehheh retarded! no!
sick ..... perhaps
TIRED OF UR DUMBA** INSULTS! YES!!!!!
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:57:27 PM
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Originally posted by weirdbeard11
Are you retarded?


He wants to know if you'll join his Clan of retards.
Title: the weerdbeard song
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 08:00:59 PM
chorus:
while whe crush your crazy nuts,
your balls will be long gone,
for all you people like weerdbeard,
you can al just get lost,
insults and jokes, it doesn't matter,
you will always stay a n00b,
no attidude, and no life,
what to do is GET A LIFE!!

sumtin:
why wont you just get lost forever and ever,
but how you do i dont care, as long as you do,
well now, whe got sumt'n to say its: f*ck you!

chorus:
while whe crush your crazy nuts,
your balls will be long gone,
for all you people like weerdbeard,
you can al just get lost,
insults and jokes, it doesn't matter,
you will always stay a n00b,
no attidude, and no life,
what to do is GET A LIFE!!

sumtin 2:
your still not gone, so now go,
i still dont care, will never care,
well now i want sumtin to say its: die you!

chorus:
while whe crush your crazy nuts,
your balls will be long gone,
for all you people like weerdbeard,
you can al just get lost,
insults and jokes, it doesn't matter,
you will always stay a n00b,
no attidude, and no life,
what to do is GET A LIFE!!

sumtin 3:
why not die, and never come back,
wont care, i fruggin wont care,
the 3rd thing to say to you is: now die god damnit!!!

-solo-

chorus:
while whe crush your crazy nuts,
your balls will be long gone,
for all you people like weerdbeard,
you can al just get lost,
insults and jokes, it doesn't matter,
you will always stay a n00b,
no attidude, and no life,
what to do is GET A LIFE!!

sumtin 4:
i dont care, wtf you do,
whatever it is just react not to us,
or whe will do the same,
and twice or trice as harse.

chorus:
while whe crush your crazy nuts,
your balls will be long gone,
for all you people like weerdbeard,
you can al just get lost,
insults and jokes, it doesn't matter,
you will always stay a n00b,
no attidude, and no life,
what to do is GET A LIFE!!

on with your head, your the damn king of n00bs,
if you dont get the joke its your loss,
on with your head, now my word is the law,
now shut up, and die before i come!

-outro-


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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 08:01:10 PM
Sorry don't you mean YOUR clan of retards?
Yea that's right you idiots who like pain
Yea i'm talking about you goths
Why if I had a gun i'd...... :guns:
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 08:03:50 PM
baldass - 1word 4 u, n00b
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 08:04:23 PM
Shut up, nobody is listening to you. You finally have an avatar! And it's of Cloud. Cloud was cool in FF7. But you're not. Live with it.

Then go away and die in something dirty. I'm not bothered what.

And you like Runescape? *snigger*
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 08:05:48 PM
Well what about your sig....Dragonium has a life ahem no he doesn't all he can do is sit behind a computer and call people noob because he's too fat to get out of his chair
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 08:05:50 PM
ha ha runescape!? lol he can't afford 2 play a REAL MMORPG
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 08:13:22 PM
Actually i've been a member of it since classic....don't insult runescape it's better than anything you could ever make...insult me but don't insult runescape...especially not in front of it's long term members
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 08:15:19 PM
And I take it you think you're a long term member of Charas as well, yes?

And don't you call me fat. At least I know how to use the forums, you worthless n00b.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 08:15:51 PM
tht wis pish baldass :| -no insult needed-
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 08:18:18 PM
Yea i'm gonna stick with charas this forum owns lol
Hey i'm sure everyones accidentally topic kicked once in the ruels it didn't even explain properly what topic kicking was anyway I won't do it again....
Granny glasses boy
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Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 08:21:37 PM
Shut up baldy.

Nobody likes you, I wonder why...?
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 05, 2005, 08:25:03 PM
maybe cos he sucks at insults.........
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Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2005, 08:31:58 PM
You... you... uhhhh... Most of you passed the super ultra smart test and are now getting millions of dollars each day!
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Post by: dragoninja on April 06, 2005, 08:58:59 AM
[Leon_1990 & Dragonium]
Ummm... you're only supposed to insult someone, not their hobbies, and I agree with Weirdbeard11 do not insult runescape

You're only jelous cuz you can't afford free game
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Post by: dragoninja on April 06, 2005, 09:03:50 AM
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Originally posted by Osmose
Alright, the goal is to create a funneh-insulting insult, but without using ANY curses.

Sorry for dubble post :( but I think ya'll forgot to read the rules

you should NOT use any curses... I am looking at you Dragonium and Leon_1990

what kinda name is that anyway... not even a braindead would name him/her self that...
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 06, 2005, 12:05:24 PM
 
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afford free

ern........you dont have to afford it cus its free XD
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 06, 2005, 06:25:48 PM
I suppose that was a typo i'm a member of it so you can't say I can't afford to pay a real mmorpg because it HAS a free version

And what's a real mmorpg anyway?
Soem sad thing like kings of chaos where you have to read throguh loads of text and get real bored
Get a life Dragonium and get yourself killed while your at it
Anyway I know what YOUR favourite game is!

Yep you're the guy who plays "Strip off michael Jackson" every night then has dreams about it every ngiht and wakes up in a wet bed...

:smoke: Get outt here you geeky fatass
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 06, 2005, 06:31:26 PM
well, that was not!:

funny
good
rocking
everything good,

so, who is tellin who to get a life,
i think u shud get one!
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Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 06, 2005, 06:37:19 PM
And why don't you you crazy goth...I thought you lot fancied Satan and licked him and had little tickle me satan dolls
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Post by: Dragonium on April 06, 2005, 06:46:18 PM
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tickle me satan dolls


What the hell?! Are you freaking insane, you moron?????
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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 06, 2005, 06:50:13 PM
why do you call everyone goths baldass?n00b
keep practisin those insults, then maybe a would actually start readin' em baldass
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 06, 2005, 06:53:46 PM
ern....im no goth, you *** with hair on it!
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Post by: True Evil on April 06, 2005, 06:56:31 PM
Goth is the only insult he can think of, that and dumb *** yo-mamma jokes. Hey WB, learn to fight before you get in the ring with pro's will ya'? _sweat_
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 06, 2005, 07:14:15 PM
AGREED!!!
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Post by: True Evil on April 06, 2005, 07:22:28 PM
Oh hey, heres an insult :D
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weirdbeard11
Runescape ownage the crazy guy in the donkey suit AND your master
 [Cloud picture]
Banned member: no
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Land of the psychos
Birthdate: Oct 29, 1992
Posts: 70
Forum Gaming Posts: 57
"Real" posts: 13



 (J)
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 06, 2005, 07:27:45 PM
ROFL!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!
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Post by: dragoninja on April 07, 2005, 02:11:13 PM
mp actually I meant. "can't afford free game" its not a typo... it's  a fact... yo are so poor you can't even afford free play...
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 07, 2005, 04:07:32 PM
ern....=-=*
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Post by: True Evil on April 07, 2005, 08:45:01 PM
YOU SMELL LIKE BURRITOS!!! XD
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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2005, 07:25:50 PM
You filthy piece of destended rectum!

Off T: Oh my god, reviving another one!
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on June 12, 2005, 07:29:53 PM
you all shut up, this world is hard enough,
even without you guys! HAAHA!!
that whas an insult...i geuss XD
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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2005, 07:43:53 PM
That was a something from soap you worthless piece of sumowrestler ****.
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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on June 12, 2005, 07:47:23 PM
do not insult sumowrestlers! *splatters drace*
now i might be fat, i might be fat,
but drace you can take that!
you piece of yunk,
here ya go its a frickin skunk ( oddworld ),
oh yeah this is called an insult,
your not adult so go away,
you filty gay... XD
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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2005, 07:49:44 PM
You even suck more in insulting then a retarted baby who just learned to say the word 'Ago'.