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Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.
Then the second movie came. God it was awful. I didn't laugh more than once in 2 hours, and not just me, no one else in a full cinema laughed for the entire movie. Half the audience left before it was over, and I'm not kidding here. The acting was over-the-top, which is okay if it was on purpose, but they managed to be over the top while actually trying to be over the top. It's like... like someone doing a parody of Shakespeare and being a Big Ham because his character is a Big Ham playing Shakespeare, but he's not good at pretending to be a not good actor. There's also this scene where a character uses this spray that should attract women, and it ends up attracting dogs that try to rape him, so we have a full 5 minute footage of a bad camera held by what seems an amateur filming a man running from dogs while "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays in the background, oh wait did I say it was "Who Let The Dogs Out"? My bad, it was actually the brasllian re-dub of this song which can roughly be translated as "It's The Bitches", at any rate, the man jumps into a circus to escape the dogs, and is seen by an elefant. The elefant smells him and has an erection. The man dies in the next scene, it's not at all graphical but I guarantee they managed to make it the most disgusting possible even so.Not only that but every scene seems pulled out of their asses and have no relation to the last. The movie seems to have been planned to be different segments at first (all of which really unfunny) and they just strapped togheter and added a very loose plot to say it was a full movie.They also seem to think if you say a swearword it's automatically funny.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
No more jokes about politics, no more jokes about minorities, no more jokes about soccer, no more jokes about deceases, no more jokes about the dead, no more jokes about the police, no more jokes about being unable to do jokes. Nowadays they mostly do fart jokes and go around the streets live to have random passerbys do fart jokes.Then they made a movie! Which was actually good, to boot! It was witty and since it was centered in the past, they could joke about the government of the time (it was a dictatorship not too long ago), which helped a lot, and the whole movie is really a big satire of politics.Then their main comediant died.
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
My worst is "Must Love Dogs." I'm probably the only person here who's seen it
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Saw it. It was crap, but I wouldn't say it was that horrible. It's a good romance, if anything. But Your Mileage May Vary.
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