Oh, sup.
Sweet, I can't wait for the reviews to come. Expect some games from me soon. Ones that will make you question your sanity...
Yay, glad to see that Crappy Game Reviews are back!
Also, I'd love to try my hand at reviewing one, if you'd like. :D
lol right on. I need to figure out an easy way to do this. I think the last one was really clustered.Definitely.
i would like to sign up to review
Definitely.
Waaaay too many people clamoring for reviews.
Welcome back man, let's see this work once more.
It's good to see a reboot. The old thread was bloated with LOL and WTF.
man, i havent been on here for ages. anyway im glad your back and i hope you can get back on track doing crappy game reviews
I agree with Zuhane. It truly saddened me your last video was a review of Carrot, what a crappy crappy game.
Hooray!! I'm looking forward to seeing more reviews. Also, I'm hoping that this new rule
system will deter people from making really boring maze crawlers from RTP and maybe actually
attempt to add some humour! :P
I'm glad you're back to do more of 'em again. Expect a crappy game or two from me soon :)By the way, does that also mean that your progress on Asiyla is resumed?
Edit: I'm thinking doing some reviews as well sometime later. Is it alright with you, Drak?
This is great, since I've made a new crappy game since. If you want to kick the whole thread
off again, I'd be happy to start with the opening game ;)
Looking forward to reviewing some games!
Yeah and I sent one to Drak and one to Shippage. Who else needs a game now?
*Flips coin*
Proguy you're next :)
NOTE: I am currently having some major stereo mix problems with my new sound card and it blows! Bare with me.I'm not sure what exactly that means, but, pfft, stereo blows. Mono is the way to go. (says the guy with mono hearing. also where the hell did the size code go.)
I'm not sure what exactly that means, but, pfft, stereo blows. Mono is the way to go. (says the guy with mono hearing. also where the hell did the size code go.)Stereo Mix allows the user to record the sound coming from the computer and the sound coming from an external device (a microphone in this case) to be recorded at once. Without it, Drakiyth would have to record the game audio and his commentary separately, which can be a pain to sync up.
Stereo Mix allows the user to record the sound coming from the computer and the sound coming from an external device (a microphone in this case) to be recorded at once. Without it, Drakiyth would have to record the game audio and his commentary separately, which can be a pain to sync up.Indeed. You have to watch it again and add comments and such.
Yeah and I sent one to Drak and one to Shippage. Who else needs a game now?Bring it on! Oh, too bad Shippage reviewed it though... Oh well, I'll try something else instead.
*Flips coin*
Proguy you're next :)
Bring it on! Oh, too bad Shippage reviewed it though... Oh well, I'll try something else instead.
And Drak, I wish you the best to resolve the problem as soon as possible :)
Hey man, I'll have a go at the reviewing shtick if you want. Not sure how good I'll be, but it's worth a try.
Consider me for the review staff please.
Drakiyth has asked me to become a part of the crappy game reviewing crew.
Long ago, when the world was still young, one man took upon the duty of reviewing shitty RPG maker games in the shadow of Drakiyth. That man was I, and now I shall take upon the sword once more, and fight alongside your hero in hopes of producing hilarity and rage throughout the masses with crappy game reviews!
... Of course, I want to make sure my stuff is funny, and last time, I wasn't funny (Though, I have greatly improved). If my reviews end up sucking, I will resign.
i need another crappy game
Okay, I just watched through my own videos.
Hey Drak, just curious...why did you leave out the final part? It makes sense if it was due to time constraints or such, but I feel the ending and my reaction to it was one of the best parts of the video. Was the .rar I gave you corrupted?
Really? Odd. o.O
Do you still want the fourth part?
Hey guys! Someone saved Drak's old review of Gulpy Gulpy!
Drak, he said he could send it to you for reposting on your channel.
Who?http://www.youtube.com/user/skillerza1
Hey guys! Someone saved Drak's old review of Gulpy Gulpy!
Drak, he said he could send it to you for reposting on your channel.
I'd love to do a review if you need any help, but it looks like you might have that ish covered. lemme know if you need any more help.
Hey there Drak. I noticed you've listed all the reviews made by others and not mine in your recent replies. ...Is it really that bad? :(
Because the missing file thing might happen more in future games, here is how to fix it:
Paste an audio file into the BGM or ME or SE or whatever folder (The audio folders aren't encrypted) and name it what the missing file was named.
I wasn't planning on fixing Dragovain's game. It didn't follow the rule system in the first place. However, he was really eager to have it reviewed with over 5 posts or so wondering when I will. So, I said screw it and reviewed his game anyway but disqualified it.
lol drak 999 post ftw
and u messed up my game ending! redo it, IT WORTH IT
i want it
the game makes up for it with being a cool game in which Missing Name has put a lot of effort into.
Yeah, I'd say that Shrimp Adventure is at least 10x better than it! :D
Hey guys, I just sent Drak a game... a very special game.Yes please :)
Anybody else need one?
Freshly moved, no internet, and cold?
I'm about to be in that position, but with hot. So very, very hot. I've been living in this Texas heat without working air for a few months now, and it's driving me crazy. Also, I'd been largely without TV or internet since Friday, thanks to our dog chewing through some exposed wires. Having my internet and TV back is a good thing, since they've been the only thing keeping me on the verge of sanity.
Wait, this thread isn't my place to vent?
I see.
Be patient. This is just a project done for fun, and everyone here has other stuff going on in their lives. Whining about how long you're waiting for a game review isn't going to make it come any faster, nor is using a bunch of smilies and the marquee tags.
...I'm not meaning to be rude and impatient but when you told us you'd be doing this by random, you said it would be more fun for us. Well, I've been waiting, and the crappy game reviews keep me waitin' and they're great :Plight:. But then it takes 2 weeks right after one aftermath video :yell:, and I see another on my subscriber's list >:(. Now I'm getting a little mad by this :badboy:. And I'm not wanting to wait for 2 weeks for just an after math video _veryangry_. And I loved the one's you've commentated on, but now it's just getting awkward ???. Besides, I took as much time as I felt was needed, since at first as I gave you the info about it staring out as a game I was having good thoughts about. But then ended up as a piece of crap. Just please,REVIEW MY GAME PLEASE!
P.S.I'm sorry about all that is said if it offended,rushed,or seemed incredibly rude in any way shape of form.
The problem here is we have toooooooo many reviewer and veryyyyyyyyyyy little crappy game maker!
Eli and I cant do them all alone! We sometime ran out of joke!
cummon guyz! mak moar gamz!!!
Well, do you have a youtube channel? Might be a nice idea to see an example of what you can do.
(If you have a review, LP, or whatever so I can see what you can do, well... I'll send you a game for reviewing)
Well then, decided to give you a try (couldn't really judge from your current videos as none of your gameplay videos are with commentary and tend to be among your oldest videos).
Just sent you a message. With some luck, you should have received it (PMs seems a bit wacked out on this site for me, for some reason).
The problem here is we have toooooooo many reviewer and veryyyyyyyyyyy little crappy game maker!
Eli and I cant do them all alone! We sometime ran out of joke!
cummon guyz! mak moar gamz!!!
I just recently made a new crappy game. If anyone wants to review it, PM me.
Nobody's been sending me anything, so after I get back from camp I should be open to review something.
My youtube channel is http://www.youtube.com/user/shadowfax273k by the way.
Guys I think I just had a great idea...Might not be a good idea for now since most people have left and forgotten about the CGRs. If it somehow gets popular again, it might be a good idea after all.
Crappy game wiki!
I'm in the middle of making two crappy games right now. I'll also continue the Hsien Ko's Journey review and then I'll review other crappy games.
Might not be a good idea for now since most people have left and forgotten about the CGRs. If it somehow gets popular again, it might be a good idea after all.
Guys I think I just had a great idea...No.
Crappy game wiki!
Well I just did two reviews, but after I went to put them into Vegas I found that I had neglected to actually record the sound :-\
So, uh, yeah.
Well I just did two reviews, but after I went to put them into Vegas I found that I had neglected to actually record the sound :-\
So, uh, yeah.
Ouch, must suck.Considering I deleted both videos in a fit of rage afterward, I'll have to rerecord it. They were pretty short games anyway, I just need to find time where I'm alone at home to do it.
So are you planning to redo the whole thing? Or record new audio and paste it over the video?
Well the new review was quite disappointing. Ah well, at least Drenrin and Proguy's reviews were cool.
(No offense to you Drak, just that horrid game)
LOL! I would rather consume an entire bottle of laxatives right before an important date instead of play that horrible piece of **** again.
Hello guys, Markyjoe1990 here.
Just letting you all know that I sent Shript Part 2 to Drakiyth already, and that the final part is on it's way to being sent to him as well.
did tons of editing to cut out boring parts or backtrackingJesus Christ, thank you. I hate LPers who don't and then don't say ANYTHING during said boring parts.
In terms of commentary, I definitely think I'll satisfy Drakiyth's fans.Indeed.
... That game's going to haunt me for the rest of my life, isn't it? >___>'Yes...Improvement...
Well, I trust you took the feedback I gave, so I anticipate what I can only assume is an improvement over the original.
Unless it's Reisen Udongein Inaba being tentacle raped by jeffrey dalmer, it's not gonna phase me much.Me liek hentai tentacles ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
I just finished a Shript 2.
Almost completely unrelated to the other.
I hope MarkyJoe will find this one a bit more amusing and disturbing :>
Me liek hentai tentacles ;D ;D ;D :D :D :DO.o
O.o
You like tentacle rape by jeffrey dalmer?
Thats...Not exactly something someone should share with the public...
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You like tentacle rape by jeffrey dalmer?
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did I even mention jeffrey dalmer? :dry:
UPDATES! NEW VIDEOS AND OTHER CRAP! UPDATED: June 24th 2011
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PROGUY REVIEWS - Hsien Ko's Epic Journey[\b]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGz1ytKsLAI&feature=relmfu
PROGUY REVIEWS - Fishing world tour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGf43_dF9o&feature=relmfu
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PROGUY - REVIEWS HSIEN KO'S EPIC JOURNEY[\b]
PART 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xylWTkOaCkU
PART 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5wXP-g-3k8
PART 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQjnUXSjy_c
PART 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpnP-a9hQJQ
I got a crappy game :D who wants itI'm game.
I'm game.okay...
I am working on a game called "Goddammit, We're Out of Bourbon!"
Take a guess what it's about.
I am working on a game called "Goddammit, We're Out of Bourbon!"
Take a guess what it's about.
I recently reviewed another game and I need to do some editing before I can send them over. I wonder, does Drak's account allows videos that are more then 16 minutes in length? Some of my parts tend to be a little longer than what I've expected so I need to know before I can do any further editing.I think he does, but tries not to.
Well, since Markyjoe will not do any reviews for the time being... I'm making my game available for reviewing to anyone willing to take it on (or for those who just want to play it).I would like to try it but can you please upload it to MediaFire or MegaUpload instead? It takes me forever to download it from SendSpace...
Link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/leosu8
That is good news, PROGUY. Although I say you still keep the subtitles (since at times, even if your words are perfectly possible to hear, they're sometimes burried by the music/sound effects.).Many thanks :)
Anyway, tried my hand with Mediafire. It kept crashing on me. But I managed to get it uloaded on MegaUpload. Here is the link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z4LAG84L
I'll also PM you some instructions/infos about the game. Admitely, you can get most of them from just reading the in-game instruction manual but thought you may appreciate the info.
(likewise, did you manage to reach the ending or did you get stuck? Asking due to you not managing to clear the Marisa RPG from that other person due to the boss rush at the end)There were two times where I had to skip because... well, that'll be explained in the reviews. Other than that, I cleared the game, awesome ending and all.
I hope you found the game to be funny despite the length (the next game I'm working on for this kind of stuff will be shorter).And yes, I find it quite fun to play despite how long it is when compared to an average crappy game. :)
Pretty sure Drak is dead, as is this thread.Dammit, you don't have to say it so harshly. He might be very busy with real life, as stated in some of his previous videos.
Dammit, you don't have to say it so harshly. He might be very busy with real life, as stated in some of his previous videos.
So who is active right now? Markyjoe has told me that Shirpt 2 is so bad he doesn't even want to review it, so it's up for grabs right now to anyone who wants to review it.I'm up for it. Is it really that bad? The prequel was pretty good.
Just say if you want to and I'll PM it to you.
I've also uploaded my review on my channel as well. Now with a crystal clear mic. (Uploaded not because to follow Avnas, but it's a request from the creator of the game I reviewed from.)
Here's my part 1 review of Shyouzen Vs Retards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahb5SoyOYjA
And then there's part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHsHw8UMKT4
More parts to come soon.
Your reviews are the worst thing I've seen on the internet (and yes I've been to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses). Please, just stop, there is no humor in it what so ever. Stop playing a retarded character, I hate people playing a character during their "reviews" and to play a retarded one is just offensive. If you’re not playing one then I apologize. The bottom line is, learn to tell some jokes, don't wing everything cause you're obviously terrible at it (try scripting one instead). Or just do everyone a favor and stop doing them all together.Oh, so you're the one who disliked my video.
Shript2 is now in PROGUY's hands...May god have mercy on his soul...I'm gonna review it now, but something tells me I'm gonna regret it after seeing that lol
Oh, so you're the one who disliked my video.