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Title: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 26, 2009, 11:46:29 PM
Dude wtf!? I saw your mom in the kennel with a sign on her that said..


Somebody finish this and start your own Dude wtf!? I saw your <--- Continue at this line.



ENJOY AND BE CREATIVE! OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS WITH KETCHUP AND A SIDE OF FRIES!  
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: MissingName on November 26, 2009, 11:52:46 PM
"YOUR PUPPY WAS DELICIOUS!"

Dude wtf!?  I saw your sister at the baseball game, standing...


But shouldn't this go in forum gaming?
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on November 26, 2009, 11:58:03 PM
Done, and done.

..up and blocking my field of vision. God dammit!

Dude wtf!? I saw your girlfriend cosplaying as...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 27, 2009, 01:25:46 AM
a Chinese hooker and she had a sign on her that said "Sucky 5 Bucky".


Dude WTF!? I saw your grandma pick her..
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on November 27, 2009, 02:45:54 AM
guitar... And god damn, did she rock.

Dude, what the hell. I clearly saw you with that rubber chicken at the...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 27, 2009, 06:22:17 PM
bed, bath, and beyond.. The people in the store were like WTF?


Dude WTF!? I saw your bike get stolen by a
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Post by: ellie-is on November 27, 2009, 08:03:24 PM
hobo holding a flaming torch.
Dude WTF?! I saw your parents doing...
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 27, 2009, 08:11:03 PM
...cocaine. I stole some.

Dude WTF? I saw your saw...
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Post by: ellie-is on November 27, 2009, 08:27:13 PM
sawing stuff
Dude WTF! I saw Jigsaw...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 27, 2009, 10:06:49 PM
in the movie SAW PART 78 and he came back from the dead with magical powerz... O.o


Dude WTF!? I saw your brother beating his
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on November 27, 2009, 10:34:30 PM
girlfriend at video games and she was like 'Duuude, stop shooting me!' and he was like 'Duuude, no way!'

Dude WTF!? I saw your hamster saving...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on November 27, 2009, 10:52:16 PM
...a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!

Dude WTF!? I saw this secret agent dude dressed as...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 28, 2009, 01:45:50 AM
a crazy azz clown and he had "cock knocker" engraved on his big azz gold necklace.

Dude WTF!? I saw your sister riding her
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Post by: Koopapooper on November 28, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
boyfriend's friend's employer's cousin's father's GT.

Dude WTF!? I saw your mother sleeping in my
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Post by: Bluhman on November 28, 2009, 02:18:13 AM
urethra.

Dude WTF!? I saw some mudcrabs down by the shore earlier today, and....
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 28, 2009, 02:20:04 AM
they tasted good with Tabasco sauce.

Dude WTF!? I saw your cousin at E3
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Post by: Bluhman on November 28, 2009, 02:27:50 AM
He was at E3 Alright! WTF.

Dude WTF!? You pressed the history reverser button and dna nottub...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 28, 2009, 02:45:48 AM
dna won maharbA nlocniL sah a enolc ni eht yranoituloveR raW htiw a resal elfir nug!

Dude WTF!? I was browsing fml and...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on November 28, 2009, 02:56:56 AM
...I spontainiously combusted!

Dude WTF!? I was looking up ways to make cranberry sauce and...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 28, 2009, 05:12:20 AM
porn of some chick named Crammed Berry popped up! She looked a lot like you...

Dude WTF?! I was watching the original Office and...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 28, 2009, 07:30:59 AM
the tv blew up and lit the house on fire!


Dude WTF!? I saw your girlfriend with an alien and they were..
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Post by: ellie-is on November 28, 2009, 01:22:14 PM
planning to take over the earth;
Dude WTF?! I saw Drakiyrh on forum gaming and he...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 28, 2009, 07:17:31 PM
was making up stupid crap because he's bored out of his mind!

Dude WTF!? I saw your sister eat another girls...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on November 28, 2009, 09:06:36 PM
vag.

Dude, WTF. I saw you load that minigun. I saw you rev it up. I saw you...
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Post by: Darkfox on November 28, 2009, 10:37:59 PM
...name it Sasha and marry it the next day! And when somebody touched it, you went on a killing spree!

Dude WTF!? I saw you fight a giant enemy crab and...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on November 28, 2009, 11:25:07 PM
narrowly miss its weak point for massive failure.

Dude WTF? I saw you running with...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on November 29, 2009, 12:08:39 AM
sizzors. That's very dengerous.

Dude WTF? I saw your mom making...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 29, 2009, 02:50:29 AM
love to a horse!

Dude WTF!? I saw your dog licking
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Post by: Bluhman on November 29, 2009, 03:19:55 AM
ice cream, wearing a t-shirt and jeans and nikes, and walking upright. And then he waved at me, and said "Yo, dawg", and I felt utterly ironicified, and thus had to go to you and say Dude WTF.

Dude WTF!? How did you build a...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: MissingName on November 29, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
house out of twinkies?

Dude WTF!?  I saw your mother at the store, buying...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on November 29, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
tampons for her mother!

Dude WTF!? I saw a boy licking a...
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Post by: Darkfox on November 30, 2009, 12:05:18 AM
...dendrobatidae and fell over dead after foaming at the mouth and shaking around.

Dude WTF!? I saw Jackie Chan kick...
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Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2009, 01:49:13 AM
Chuck Norris in his imaginary balls. Unsurprisingly, it didn't hurt. 'Twas odd though.

DUDE WTF! WHY WERE YOU IN YOUR ROOM WITH...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 30, 2009, 05:01:15 AM
A VICTORIA SECRET CATALOG MASTURBATING WITH YOUR MOMS TOYS!?


Dude WTF!? I noticed your pet monkey was
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on November 30, 2009, 04:57:47 PM
a pet monkey! Huh...

Dude, Wtf, did you just double-cross...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on November 30, 2009, 07:21:14 PM
the mafia and now they want to string you up like a pinata!?

Dude WTF!? You're dog ate my
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 30, 2009, 07:47:01 PM
cat's afterbirth?!?!

Dude, WTF!? I was picking out some fruit at the store when...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on November 30, 2009, 09:14:12 PM
IT BIT ME!!!
Dude, WTF!? I saw a hypothetically infinite number of monkeys with typewriters and they were writing...
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Post by: Bluhman on November 30, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
gibberish! It would be impossible for any single one of those monkeys to even come close to rewriting even a line from hamlet!

Dude, WTF?! You mean to tell me that you're not a...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 01, 2009, 12:49:56 AM
real woman!?  I knew that was not your gun the other night!


Dude, WTF!? I saw your brother stretching his

Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on December 01, 2009, 09:31:59 PM
intellectual boundaries by reading 'A Brief History of Time'!

Dude, WTF!? I saw two rival street-gangs...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 02, 2009, 12:10:14 AM
Playing a game of chess with the elderly!

Dude, WTF?! I saw you in Wal-Mart...
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Post by: fruckert on December 02, 2009, 12:15:34 AM
...I didn't know Wal-Mart had a dildo section! Thanks for letting me know the weird way, asswipe.

Dude, wtf. Why did you eat all of my delicious cream...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 02, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
Puffs, I was saving them for my younger brother to smother against his face in a feeble attempt to consume them, and then take adorable pictures of his face covered in white powder!

Dood, WTF?! I saw your dad in Mexico...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
...drinking goat's blood and terrorizing the locals!

Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle Harry beating up...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Emerates on December 02, 2009, 01:01:31 AM
kids to get in line for Black Friday sales.

Seriously, what the hell.  I saw your dad in an episode of
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 02, 2009, 01:09:26 AM
Telletubies!?

Dude, WTF!? I saw you sleeping on your sand which you son of a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on December 02, 2009, 09:20:13 PM
mixed marriage! One man, one woman, one way out...

Dude, WTF!? I saw an advert for...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 02, 2009, 10:08:19 PM
a twilight roleplaying game and it looked like cat vomit!


Dude WTF!? Why did you put your penis in
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Post by: lonewolf on December 03, 2009, 12:02:47 AM
Michael Jackson new move

Dude wtf!? I saw your kill
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: fruckert on December 03, 2009, 12:37:29 AM
, it was totally actually mine, don't steal it again!

Dude, WTF, why the hell would I advertise for...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: MissingName on December 03, 2009, 03:54:59 AM
fat free lard?

Dude WTF?!  Why won't my turtle
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 03, 2009, 08:03:35 PM
lie down and roll?

Hey man, what the hell's up with your pants, they're...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 03, 2009, 09:29:29 PM
so tight we can all see your male camel toe!

Dude, WTF!? Why is your mom looking at my
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 03, 2009, 11:44:07 PM
bookshelf? Creepy, man.

Dude, WTF?! Why are your parents forcing you to...
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Post by: fruckert on December 04, 2009, 01:14:40 AM
...jump up and down screaming "I like cake" over and over again.

Dude. WTF. I clearly told you that my Ding-Dongs are not to be eaten by children. So why did you
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 04, 2009, 04:46:58 AM
feed them to your kids!? You bastard they were mine!

Dude, WTF!? Why did you touch my
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on December 04, 2009, 07:32:06 AM
GUN!? IT'S GOOD TIME TO HIDE, COWARD!!!

Dude, wtf? Where's my...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 04, 2009, 07:36:03 AM
spleen!? I seem to have misplaced it after my dishwashing accident involving starch and studded bluejeans.

Dude, WTF!? Did you just...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on December 04, 2009, 09:44:29 PM
swallow that SEALION!?

Dude, WTF!? I just saw some anime characters...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2009, 04:04:48 AM
mugging an old lady outside KFC!

Dude WTF!? There was this kid and he...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 05, 2009, 04:37:27 AM
shot himself in the penis with a slingshot!

Dude, WTF!? There was an old lady attached to your
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: MissingName on December 05, 2009, 05:28:20 AM
shoelaces, yelling at me in Aramaic!

Dude wtf?!  I see a red door
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 05, 2009, 07:22:15 AM
and I want to paint it black!  - Rolling Stones

Dude, WTF!? I didn't know your sister sucked
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 05, 2009, 07:33:12 AM
at Mario Kart! I mean Jesus, I thought I was bad!

Dude WTF?! Why are you touching
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Post by: coasterkrazy on December 05, 2009, 12:26:11 PM
the red wi-!? *ASPLODE*

Dude wtf!? You just lost
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Post by: Angel Walter on December 05, 2009, 06:08:39 PM
all my data on Final Fantasy XXXIV!!!

Dude, WTF!? Why was that clown...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 05, 2009, 09:04:25 PM
massaging the bearded woman!?

Dude, WTF!? Why did your car break down on the
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Post by: coasterkrazy on December 06, 2009, 04:56:27 AM
car that you were driving while you were driving?

Dude, wtf!? Please refrain from rubbing
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Post by: Bluhman on December 06, 2009, 05:32:36 AM
that lamp! ROBIN FUCKIN WILLIAMS IS IN THERE.

Dude, wtf? You just ate all the
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 06, 2009, 07:43:35 AM
goddamn cheezy poofz!? You fucken bastard!

Dude, WTF!? Why are women so damn
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 06, 2009, 06:07:21 PM
necessary for the continuity of the human race! And good at making sammiches!

Dude WTF?! 1577, there was born a king of...
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 06, 2009, 07:35:41 PM
petroleum jelly! They called him King Whacksalot.

Dude, WTF!? I saw your cat get ran over by a
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Post by: Angel Walter on December 06, 2009, 11:31:25 PM
pun! It really made me 'PAWS' for thought...
Dude, WTF!? I found where Wally was! Turns out he's
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 07, 2009, 12:39:21 AM
banging Miley Cyrus and living in hollywood!

Dude, WTF!? I didn't know pedo-bear was a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2009, 03:20:33 AM
ex-cop now secret agent on a mission set up by a conglomeration of the Patriots and Organization XIII!

Dude, WTF!? I saw a guy dressed as Santa Clause but he was really...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on December 07, 2009, 05:56:51 PM
Steve from accounting! Yeah, I was pretty freaked out too...

Dude, WTF!? The next Final Fantasy movie's gonna be
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Post by: Fisherson on December 07, 2009, 08:40:10 PM
****ing awful! They got Mel Gibson as Arun and the one dude who voiced Smigul as Vivi! : O

Dude,WTF?! I heard this rumor Archem was...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2009, 08:58:56 PM
...actually pretty normal and is an upstanding citizen! WHAT!? THAT'S BLASPHEMY!

Dude WTF!? I caught a rumor that Ronald Reagan was actually...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Fortet on December 08, 2009, 04:09:27 AM
black!

Dude, WTF?! I saw you watching...
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 08, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
porno on your cell phone while you were in church! Rock on dude!  :Plight:

Dude, WTF!? Your dad bent over and I saw his

Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on December 08, 2009, 04:58:26 PM
CD COLLECTION! He keeps it in his back pocket. Which is pretty impressive for a collection of over 300 CDs...

Dude, WTF!? I just saw a cougar and it was...
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Post by: ellie-is on December 08, 2009, 07:43:10 PM
having sex with a lion!
Dude, WTF!? I tried to do a kamehameha, and guess what, it
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Post by: Fortet on December 10, 2009, 06:36:46 AM
didn't work :'(

Dude, WTF?! I just walked in on your sister...
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 10, 2009, 07:18:57 AM
and she was riding a mountain dew bottle, getting her own dew on the dew dude.

Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle steal a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: MissingName on December 10, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
pug puppy and a roasting pan!

Dude, WTF?!!?  I opened up my inbox
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Post by: ellie-is on December 10, 2009, 06:36:15 PM
and it was empty!
Dude, WTF!?!? I saw your mom in the red
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Post by: Darkfox on December 10, 2009, 07:34:15 PM
suit just like Santa, and then I realized... Santa clause is a bearded lady, YOUR MOM... WHAT THE!?

Dude WTF!? I saw a guy get bitten by a...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 10, 2009, 08:07:00 PM
rabid flying squirrel. It was a fly by biting!

Dude, WTF!? Your cousin was rubbing her
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Post by: ellie-is on December 10, 2009, 08:08:30 PM
rabid flying skirrel's belly!
Dude, WTF?! I went to my parents bedroom at night, and they were
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Post by: Darkfox on December 10, 2009, 11:16:08 PM
not doing anything, just standing there looking at each other! FOUR HOURS MAN! FOUR HOURS!

Dude WTF!? I followed a rainbow to its end but...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: ellie-is on December 10, 2009, 11:38:23 PM
it wasn't pretty! I mean, some said you would find gold on the rainbow's behind... but thats not what I saw!!
Dude WTF?! I just had some wild
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 10, 2009, 11:49:13 PM
pudding! It tasted of a mix between raspberry and vanilla yogurt. Who knew they grew this stuff!?

Dude WTF!? I saw this man singing the...
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: ellie-is on December 10, 2009, 11:57:18 PM
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker's title song in the opera!
Dude WTF?! I just had the best ****ing s__ ever!
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Post by: Darkfox on December 11, 2009, 12:01:58 AM
(Dude, you just broke the rules. =/ You can't complete your own "Dude WTF!?")
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Post by: ellie-is on December 11, 2009, 12:26:33 AM
you're supposed to fill the blank
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Post by: _JeT_ on December 11, 2009, 12:30:36 AM
Dude WTF?! I just had the best ****ing sandwich ever! Had mayo! Turkey! AH YEAH!

Dude WTF!? I just saw this lame *** kid trying to act cool, and
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Darkfox on December 11, 2009, 12:33:20 AM
(Well that isn't really part of the original game Lucy, but whatever. =/ Next time explain where your going with it.)

he froze to death.

Dude WTF!? I saw the Scout one day eat...
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 11, 2009, 12:36:41 AM
all of his sisters girl scout cookies! She was really pissed off and lopped off his nuts with a dull knife!

Dude, WTF!? I saw your ugly *** sitting on my
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Fortet on December 11, 2009, 12:40:23 AM
dog. You killed her. Bitch.

Dude, WTF?! I saw you eating a huge...
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on December 11, 2009, 05:34:33 AM
amount of lucas lame jokes with hot salsa!

Dude, WTF?! I just heard Albert Einstein...
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 16, 2009, 09:00:55 PM
was one of the head guys at the Manhattan project.  So, if we all go up in a blaze of extreme heat and smoke you know who to blame!

Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle pick his
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Post by: Bluhman on December 17, 2009, 12:57:20 AM
method of suicide. You should take him to a psychiatrist.

Dude, WTF? I saw a shadow fighting a
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 17, 2009, 02:25:24 AM
chihuahua! That little dog opened up a can of 100% GRADE A whoop *** on it!

Dude WTF!? Why did your date smell like an old
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on December 17, 2009, 02:54:42 AM
one? Furthermore, why did your date have tentacles on her face?... You weren't dating... Cthulu, were you..?

Dude, WTF!? Did you just get hugged by a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 17, 2009, 05:56:48 AM
pizza man!? He loves you so much he wanted to give you his peperoni bud.

Dude WTF!? How could you sit there and watch
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on December 21, 2009, 02:27:30 AM
Dr. Phil for 9 hours?

Dude WTF?! I saw a man riding a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Cerebus on December 21, 2009, 02:41:51 AM
chimpanzee while holding a cup of flat beer.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on December 21, 2009, 02:43:44 AM
eat all my pumpkin pie? Damn you!!!

Dude, WTF?! Did you just make your girlfriend a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on December 21, 2009, 02:45:27 AM
furry? How?

Dude, WTF?! Did Wario just eat a
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 21, 2009, 04:46:15 AM
spiked shell and get flung off the track!? LOL

Dude, WTF!? Why did you blow your
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Angel Walter on December 21, 2009, 11:26:15 PM
own trumpet so much? We all know you think you're awesome.

Dude WTF!? Why was there an elephant
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 22, 2009, 02:45:52 AM
at the zoo trying to attack people!? He ran over that poor lady! It was awesome!

Dude, WTF!? Why is your breath so
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 22, 2009, 04:20:39 AM
short? Sounds like you just ran a marathon!

Dude, WTF?! Where'd you put my
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Drakiyth on December 23, 2009, 12:39:06 PM
wallet!? I told you if you ever stole my money you would die!

Dude WTF!? Why am I sitting here at 5:38 am looking at charas when I could be
Title: Re: Dude wtf!? I saw your...
Post by: Bluhman on December 23, 2009, 10:11:59 PM
fapping? Oh, right, because Bluhman hid porn in this post somewhere.

Dude, WTF? Where could you have possibly found...
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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on December 24, 2009, 12:04:58 AM
my favorite candy?! I've been looking for that FOREVER!!!

Dude, WTF?! Was that a chick or a
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Post by: Cerebus on December 24, 2009, 01:20:47 AM
duckling swimming in the pond? Oh yeah, chicks don't quack.

Dude, WTF?! How can something this big
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Post by: Bluhman on December 24, 2009, 02:56:42 AM
fall so softly?

Dude, WTF?! I've got... (http://www.box.net/shared/atdek52spc)
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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on December 24, 2009, 10:20:14 PM
a notification that says if I don't pay my rent in 3 days I'm getting kick out!

Dude, WTF?! Was Santa...
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 29, 2009, 12:41:50 PM
stealing my baby pictures!? That mother ****er is going down!

Dude, WTF!? Why did you just punch that person in their
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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 01, 2010, 11:40:37 PM
fist? That's the least effective way to take down rapists!

Dude, WTF?! Why does the word canibalism sound like
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Post by: supasora on January 02, 2010, 04:44:41 AM
Hanibalism...

Dude wtf! I just saw you pick your...
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Post by: Drakiyth on January 02, 2010, 05:03:38 AM
sister and her twitard friends up from new moon.  I felt really bad for you.


Dude, WTF!? I saw your brother sitting
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Post by: MissingName on January 02, 2010, 05:27:01 AM
upside down!

Dude, wtf?  There's a bad moon
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Post by: Drakiyth on January 02, 2010, 05:56:45 AM
on ebay for 4,000 dollars WTF!?  I don't even think black lotus go for that ****.

Dude, WTF!? Your mom ate my
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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on January 02, 2010, 10:35:34 PM
hotdog. Now what am I supposed to eat?!

Dude, WTF?! Last I heard, Chevy Chase was
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Post by: MissingName on January 03, 2010, 12:14:17 AM
competent actor!

Dude WTF?  My poodle just threw up
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Post by: Drakiyth on January 03, 2010, 12:38:41 AM
a human leg bone!  O.o

Dude, WTF!? I saw your girlfriend last night and we
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Post by: Bluhman on January 03, 2010, 04:51:34 PM
did a dance. The FUSION DANCE! Now I'm your girlfriend, and that is truly something to WTF about.

Dude, WTF? Why did you launch the missile at
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Post by: fruckert on January 03, 2010, 11:23:31 PM
my colony! That breaks the Galactic Code, man, we aren't the goddamn Grox!

Dude, wtf, that joke was so
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Post by: Bluhman on January 03, 2010, 11:27:45 PM
wrong. You should take it out of your title immediately. It makes you look like a big jerk. :(

Dude, wtf!? They're not vampires, Francis, they're...
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Post by: fruckert on January 03, 2010, 11:40:21 PM
basilisk. How the hell do you mess that up?!

Dude, wtf does that mean? I mean, it's only a
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Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2010, 05:43:33 PM
headcrab zombie, ain't like it's going to do any- OH SHI-!

Dude, WTF!? I saw Louis and he was
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Post by: Cerebus on January 05, 2010, 09:37:45 PM
decapitated for being a lame King.

Dude, WTF!? Is that a cat jumping on
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Post by: Bluhman on January 06, 2010, 06:15:37 AM
a couch on Oprah? Why is she even interviewing a cat?

Dude, WTF!? When did you get
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Post by: Drakiyth on January 08, 2010, 04:41:55 PM
a disturbing image of that thing!! I mean that thing is just... I can't even explain it!


Dude, WTF!? Why did you just delete my
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Post by: Darkfox on January 08, 2010, 09:27:33 PM
mother!? Man, quick to the Junkbin! She hasn't finished dinner yet!

Dude, WTF!? I opened the fridge and suddenly
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Post by: Cerebus on January 08, 2010, 09:31:05 PM
the air was cold! How come? The fridge isn't even plugged!

Dude, WTF!? Is it me or did this
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Post by: Darkfox on January 12, 2010, 11:19:47 PM
lady on TV just put a live badger on her head!? What the HELL!? And it ate her brains!

Dude, WTF!? I went to a metal concert but...
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Post by: Cerebus on January 12, 2010, 11:33:39 PM
it was wood and plastic only.

Dude, WTF!? The wind was so strong that
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Post by: Darkfox on January 14, 2010, 08:36:05 PM
I could have sworn I saw the Wicked Witch of the West! Seriously, she had mom's ruby slippers too!

Dude, WTF!? This old guy came out of nowhere and...
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Post by: supasora on January 16, 2010, 01:46:18 AM
rubbed my belly... what?

Dude, WTF! I just saw lick...
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Post by: Drakiyth on January 16, 2010, 04:49:57 AM
a cookie and put it back into the container. You sick ****!

Dude, WTF!? I saw your..
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Post by: Darkfox on January 16, 2010, 05:52:24 AM
..Rick Astley action figure start singing and kill a woman and her two kids like a Siren, but the song is what kills you!

Dude WTF!? I saw Ron Stuart...
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Post by: Zerlina on March 07, 2010, 10:15:25 PM
in Greenland singing the Australian National Anthem.

Dude wtf? I just saw your mom on a bicycle...
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Post by: Cerebus on March 07, 2010, 10:18:49 PM
...and it looked like it was Valiere's!

Dude WTF!? Someone's been murdered...
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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 07, 2010, 11:52:15 PM
...with a rusty can opener in the billiards room by Colonel Mustard!

Dude WTF?! I just saw someone take a jar of olives off the shelf, place it in their cart, and then...
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Post by: ellie-is on March 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
buy it!
Dude WTF!? I just saw this video where
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 09, 2010, 12:23:15 AM
I just saw this video.

Dude, WTF! Leave
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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 09, 2010, 12:44:46 AM
now... striking elderly because they always beat you at chess is not cool or acceptable behavior, albeit slightly humorous... Leave now.

Dude, WTF?! I can't believe it's not...
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Post by: ellie-is on March 09, 2010, 12:59:55 AM
talking swiss cheese!
Dude, WTF, I just saw my friend's little sister, she was
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Post by: Emerates on March 09, 2010, 02:15:33 AM
stealing a leprechaun's gold.
Dude, WTF.  I just saw your totem pole
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Post by: Drakiyth on March 09, 2010, 02:28:14 AM
and a bird **** on it.

Dude, WTF!? Why did you just toss that
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Post by: Hen-Tairon on May 12, 2011, 07:12:55 PM
cellphone at your bro, Dude U Mad?

Dude, WTF!? I walked into YOUR room and..
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Post by: fruckert on May 12, 2011, 07:35:30 PM
for some reason you're kicking an old, mildly amusing game!

Dude, WTF. Why did you steal all of...
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Post by: zuhane on May 12, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
my organs?!

I can't believe my grandma...
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Post by: ellie-is on May 12, 2011, 09:22:11 PM
ate a cookie! She's diabetic and will die!

Dude, WTF?! I can't believe you and my best friend...
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Post by: Cerebus on May 12, 2011, 09:48:10 PM
...had sex? I mean, my best friend is a dog!

Dude, WTF!? Why did you just give...
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Post by: ellie-is on May 12, 2011, 09:51:06 PM
me this candy? It has peanuts, and I'm allergic to them!

Dude, WTF!? I saw that knight and my mother...
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Post by: Cerebus on May 12, 2011, 09:53:43 PM
...was like "Hey, it's a knight!". I mean, d'uh!

Dude, WTF!? Why would you just...
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Post by: drenrin2120 on May 12, 2011, 10:43:57 PM
-ice league unite!

Dude, like,W.T.F! I saw a goeffer and a moose in your...
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Post by: Natako on May 13, 2011, 03:06:51 AM
shower making sexy love times to the sweet, sultry tunes of a rubber band guitar.

Dude, WTF? How did I wind up...
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Post by: WarxePB on May 13, 2011, 03:20:54 AM
with that moose in the shower?

Dude, WTF? How the hell did He-Man and...
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Post by: Drakiyth on May 13, 2011, 04:38:19 AM
Skeletor end up singing Justin Bieber songs together while playing patty cake?  Dude wtf!? I saw the strangest thing in my
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Post by: ellie-is on May 13, 2011, 12:02:52 PM
underpants! It was so unbelievably huge!

Dude, wtf! Why are my pokémon
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Post by: MissingName on May 13, 2011, 12:27:42 PM
eating my backpack?

Dude, WTF?  I saw Bertrand Russel...
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Post by: ellie-is on May 13, 2011, 12:34:10 PM
having sex with a Siberian husky! And I wasn't dreaming!

Dude, WTF?! I heard that my girlfriend is actually
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Post by: drenrin2120 on May 13, 2011, 09:40:24 PM
...a siberian husky!

Dude, wtf! I warned
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Post by: Cerebus on May 13, 2011, 10:02:47 PM
...you about the stairs, bro.

Dude, WTF!? This guy just...
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Post by: WarxePB on May 13, 2011, 10:12:19 PM
offered me 100 bucks to dance around while swinging a fish!

Dude, WTF? That band...
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Post by: ellie-is on May 13, 2011, 10:33:50 PM
...ana is so tight! How can Grandy even think!
Dude, WTF?! RPG Maker is so goddamn
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Post by: MissingName on May 13, 2011, 11:11:51 PM
chewy!

Dude, WTF?  I just watched a puppy...
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Post by: zuhane on May 14, 2011, 12:47:11 AM
re-enact the whole of Brokeback Mountain in Vietnamese.

I guess that's why lizards...
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Post by: ellie-is on May 14, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
can't eat whales.

Dude, WTF?! Zuhane's reply was so friggin
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Post by: WarxePB on May 14, 2011, 12:54:45 AM
awesome, it makes me want to make a stageplay of Brokeback Mountain in Vietnamese.

WTF Dude? You know I hate...
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Post by: Natako on May 14, 2011, 02:11:48 AM
myself and I want to die by the most painful means possible, including but not limited to strapping myself to an electric chair and putting Rebecca Black's Friday on repeat.

DUDE, WTF? MY CAPS LOCK IS
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Post by: ellie-is on May 14, 2011, 02:51:19 AM
off.

Dude, WTF? You racist...
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Post by: Drakiyth on May 14, 2011, 05:06:33 AM
Quote from: lucas_irineu on May 14, 2011, 02:51:19 AM
off.

Dude, WTF? You racist...

bastard! I will poke you with a petrified gerbal!  Dude, WTF!? I saw your mom sitting in the
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Post by: drenrin2120 on May 14, 2011, 05:26:01 AM
...living room.

Dude wtf? I remember when waffles...
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Post by: PROGUY on May 14, 2011, 06:03:43 AM
...make those who ate it explode to a million bits!

Dude, WTF!? I saw yo momma...
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Post by: zuhane on May 14, 2011, 11:20:49 AM
puke up her own ribcage.

I can't believe Tom Jones strapped...
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Post by: Drakiyth on May 14, 2011, 01:31:01 PM
a vest made of explosives to his greatest fan's chest!  Dude, WTF!? I heard the video games coming out this year
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Post by: fruckert on May 14, 2011, 01:57:47 PM
are going to be virtual rape simulators where you kill your victims!
I heard it off of Fox News!

Dude, I can't believe how...
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: Natako on May 14, 2011, 11:56:11 PM
many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop!

Dude, WTF?! Why are there so many
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Post by: Drakiyth on May 15, 2011, 03:28:18 AM
gnomes attacking seven elevens!? Little bastards need to be put down!  Oh wait..  Dude, WTF!? Why are people always demanding
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Post by: ellie-is on May 15, 2011, 03:54:06 AM
gay marriages? Can't they just spend that time having sex instead of worrying about benefits?!
Dude, WTF?! I was playing Starcraft and then
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Post by: WarxePB on May 17, 2011, 06:54:44 AM
some Korean guy tried to sell me squid nuts online!

Dude, WTF? Teak furniture...
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Post by: zuhane on May 17, 2011, 10:42:54 AM
thread is thankfully locked!

Why has Morgan Freeman stripped...
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Post by: Natako on May 17, 2011, 03:27:52 PM
in the middle of the road, and why is he doing a silly waltz with a watermelon?

Dude, WTF?! Where are my
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Post by: zuhane on May 17, 2011, 06:14:20 PM
emotions?!

How come my mechanical...
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Post by: WarxePB on May 17, 2011, 07:01:12 PM
pencils keep jamming? It's really damn annoying.

Dude, WTF? How come Dr. Manhattan
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Post by: PROGUY on May 21, 2011, 02:38:02 PM
...turned red and sided with the aliens!?

Dude, WTF!? Why is that game...
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Post by: ellie-is on May 21, 2011, 02:48:33 PM
pudding?

Dude, WTF? I saw my best friend eating
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Post by: fruckert on May 21, 2011, 05:15:15 PM
pudding?

Dude, WTF? I think my best friend just got
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: ellie-is on May 21, 2011, 06:33:22 PM
some pudding.
Dude, WTF?! Pudding
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Post by: fruckert on May 21, 2011, 06:40:46 PM
sounds really damn good right now.

Dude, WTF?! A raging army of
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: ellie-is on May 21, 2011, 07:07:12 PM
pudding is coming!
Dude, WTF? This obscession with
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: Natako on May 21, 2011, 11:40:25 PM
pudding must be a sign of the impending apocalypse!

Dude, WTF? I just saw your mom
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Post by: fruckert on May 22, 2011, 01:47:45 AM
and she was a very upstanding lady.

Dude, WTF? What happened to
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: zuhane on May 22, 2011, 02:40:10 AM
German bears?!

Minecraft is completely...
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Post by: PROGUY on May 22, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
...poisoned, and I don't know why!

Dude, WTF!? Who put that piece of armor...
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: Natako on May 22, 2011, 10:48:13 PM
in my underpants?! Seriously, it's really...chafing...Yet oddly pleasurable!
Dude, WTF?! Where did all of the
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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 18, 2011, 03:32:41 PM
Rice cakes go? I saved one for after work but now....

Dude, WTF?! I saw on online that Dark Souls...
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Post by: dragovainlord on June 24, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
bring army of horny zombie to invade california!
dude wtf! My ps3 contains-
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Post by: ellie-is on June 24, 2011, 03:58:58 PM
some crazy ****, bro!

Dude, WTF?! I saw your trading card game...
Title: Re: Dude, WTF!? I saw your...
Post by: dragovainlord on June 29, 2011, 10:44:33 AM
's deck contain banned cards suck as Dick Jonas!
Dude wtf?!?! I saw your mom with her new....
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Post by: Hirochi-Zangus on June 30, 2011, 12:40:49 AM
new pair of hooters. It's good that she's an animal lover.

Dude, WFT?! I saw your father dressed in a...