Originally posted by gemini
Because its like talking to some dude
Originally posted by Razor
I've got a few good ones this week. I like 4 and 5.
Thanks guys.
Also, CoasterKrazy! I don't think I've seen you for some time! Where you been? How you been?
Originally posted by Meiscool
Dude, if you randomly had an arrow pointing to the bird saying "Drace", I would've cried.
Seriously, add it in.
Originally posted by Grandy
Instead of "yeah" he should've said "So, I learned not to judge people by their outside appearences."
It'd be less punhline-like that way.
Originally posted by Archem2
You misspelled calculator? I thought you meant to type "calcualter"... Boy, is there egg on my face now! Hehe...
Originally posted by Archem2
I liked this one. It was goofy and almost brilliant.
And what I meant was if he picked the Pepsi can, but treated it as if it were a Coke. Basically this: Click, s'il vous plaît. (http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g32/Archem2/untitled.png)
Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
Is it bad that I found none of these funny?
Originally posted by Meiscool
Holy ****, I wish I were as good a suck-up as Archem. Yep.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Indeed. It would have been much less finny if he'd said "There's none left"
Originally posted by Razor
Originally posted by Archem2
Feh. Don't be a downer.
Originally posted by Meiscool
lol
much improved.
Originally posted by Meiscool
What is his name?
Originally posted by Bluhman
I get it. The joke is from this... Comic, with this angry construction worker guy who hates his sandwiches because they have Mayo.
Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Oh wait, I get it now. You obscurely put ZKX in a comic, but instead used his alter ego!
Originally posted by Archem2
Lol. Lonnie, I hope?
Originally posted by Razor
Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
...? Huh? I'm confused...
Originally posted by Vlad ShadeuQuoteOriginally posted by A Forgotten Legend
...? Huh? I'm confused...
simple. evil ned made the person who knew the time dissapear. thus, the main character will not learn the time.[/B]
Originally posted by Razor
Originally posted by Razor
No, just despicable.
Originally posted by Razor
I officially decided Despicable Ron has blue hair, for those who missed it.
Originally posted by Razor
I officially decided Despicable Ron has blue hair, for those who missed it.
Originally posted by Dragonium
I love how every member of Charas is sucking up to you as though their whole lives now revolve around this comic.
I mean, it's clearly the best thing ever, but come on people, stop it.
Originally posted by Bluhman
Relig has a really awesome close up hand.
Originally posted by Archem2
I'm so let down by his lack of doing-it-ness.
Originally posted by GrandyBrilliant.QuoteOriginally posted by Archem2
I'm so let down by his lack of doing-it-ness.
It's his strategy. By not showin us any comics, we are not amused, thus the comic is not funny.[/B]
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
I'm guessing by the Xs, the headband and the scribbly hair that was me.
Originally posted by Razor
Canon dictates Lonnie has a 360.
Ed is Epic Fail for this week.
The overused meme isn't funny anymore
Unfunny Comics
Samson Juniper?!Really?! Where?!
(http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20675.0;attach=28458;image)
I challenge you to actually do that, Mr. Razor.
He did.
Did he really?
Read it for yourself. It works.
Oh. Okay, then you are brilliant.
Now that I've finished Earthbound, maybe I can concentrate on comics?
Penises makes everything better thus ZKX comic kicks ***.
I could easily pove this wong.
Am I awesome now?
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/unfunnyfanart2.png)Good work. It's quite unfunny.
Razor needs to work on new ones if he plans on beating EA, number wise.
I wonder though, if anyone ACTUALLY saw what I did there.
I wonder though, if anyone ACTUALLY saw what I did there.
Despicable Ron, you mean. And no, that wasn't it.
You mean Dastardly buying rope?
It'll be nuclear? Nuclear? Nukem? Am I right? Please say yes. My life requires affirmation.That's what he was referring to, not what I was.
TF2 Announcer lady: YOU HAVE ALL FAILED.
I dunno, Razor, I think that the whole ripping off Dinosaur Comics made the latest comic kind of funny.
I love making callbacks. REMEMBER THIS?You changed it. Bastard.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/085.png">
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/LupineWarlord/desktop.png">Of course, I for some reason drew too many fingers when I made this.
nerd
Did I say posture? I meant no. of feathers.Some dude said that the T.rex probably had mosiac scales, with some protofeathers.
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/photogalleries/feathered_dinosaur/images/primary/feathery_dino1.jpg)
Did I say feathers? I meant political affiliation.If he were part Terminator, I'd be shitting myself right now.
(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6035/1213474062774ha5.jpg)
I don't get it.*Facepalm*
Well this is the most underwhelming work:replies to work ratio I've had in a long time.Ill comment, but i have nothing to say.
And this includes DrunkDuck and deviantArt as well.
I still can't figure out what Despicable Ron is holding in that last panel...
'Tis a pumpkin, I believe.I thought it was like a massive clam.
I thought it was like a massive clam.I second this notion
Meh...I didn't feel it as much as the other onesYou're just a dinosaurophobic. And a dinosaur racist.
I'm trying to figure out what the background is. Is he riding a bus?
Yes. It's called "Thoughts On a Bus Comic".
Methinks he tries to make a funny comic, then fails, and calls it an Unfunny Comic. I'm on to you, Razor.
So wrong.
Methinks he tries to make a funny comic, then fails, and calls it an Unfunny Comic. I'm on to you, Razor.
I wonder where you come up with this stuff. I really do.You'd probably be surprised how much thinking goes into (some of) these comics.
Morbo?
The guy from Omecron-Persiei 8?
Goddamn, beast wars was so epic. I always thought it was such unfair **** though. I mean, some of the dudes get to be like apes and rhinos and velociraptors and **** and another one comes out a... rat? Great. What are you contributing to the fight against the decepticons? ****ing bubonic plague? Do you take dumps in their sandwiches?
(http://fc18.deviantart.com/fs34/i/2008/299/9/b/hotdamntwodeviationsinoneday_by_Enigma49.jpg)*sings chorus from Led Zeppelin's "All My Love"*
Ahhh I best not show boat.K ill do it for you
MINE ARE BETTER THOUGH
K ill do it for you
(http://th09.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/f/2008/187/f/5/Sketchswap__Hank_Sable_by_Razorthe6249th.png)
(http://th05.deviantart.com/fs31/300W/f/2008/187/a/8/Sketchswap__Hank_Mario_by_Razorthe6249th.png)
epic
Razor, are you a fan of LittleKuriboh? Or are you just using a Simpsons reference that just coincidentally happens to match a video done by the former?I don't know, but
It reminds me of those old flash games you made. Lel.Red has absolutely nailed it.
Monday came around!
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Know what really is unfunny? An island full of pens. A pen island.
http://www.whorepresents.com/
Sweet. I think I recognize the the bit with house disappearing, but I forgot the name of the show.
http://razor.sitesled.com/game.swf
http://razor.sitesled.com/gamesequal3.swf
Haha, that was Razor at 3am after a long day of Xbox 360 saying "oh **** oh **** oh **** I need to make a comic already also I'd like to go to bed MAYBE I CAN COMBINE THESE ELEMENTS".Ahem
Italians...
EDIT: Um...what?
That is not what I tried to post...
Um...whatever
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Another late night production courtesy of Microsoft Xbox 360
I made the best toast ever once. It was awesome.As have I
As have IMine was better.
Sorry about the wait
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no idea? How about this?
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/100.gif">
I give it all the stars in the whole damn sky.
Weregnome is razors irl supahfriend.****, this guy gets all the answers right.
It's likely not a fan comic, yo.
Weregnome is razors irl supahfriend.I know. But one can hope that more fan comics might start to surface from the community, can't one?
It's likely not a fan comic, yo.
Live, from Weregnome's house, yesterday's comic!Ahhh. Gotta love laptop trackpads.
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Holy **** razor #102 might be my favourite ever.:D
Whats up with 3 comics one day?What that guy said, lost time.
What that guy said, lost time.*gulp* "That guy"? Do you not love me anymore?
*gulp* "That guy"? Do you not love me anymore?
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of my run I've changed their names to "Verbose Ron" and "Stern Ned".
I had to make something.They have no legs
I think I succeeded according to the comics' name at least.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/28v3vpx.png)
Oh, I'm thinking of it.
Limitless.
Nice fan comic. It's about as close to the real thing as you can copy and paste.
I frown upon their desire to sing anything.
There is nothing on Charas better than these comics. Serously. I love evey one of them. (Also I think Archems new avatar is desenatizing me to flashes).
Why don't you go to a rave?
He'd die.
Haha... You failed! It was funny!
Ohhh... makes more sence... it's ....supposed to... be... funny?
Bad manners is never funny.
Let's play "Spot the Misspelled Word."
Yeah Archem! Shame on you :badboy:Shut up! Everything is funny when you have a mustache!
Let's play "Spot the Misspelled Word."
Oh. Around here we call them "accomplices"
They forgot the beer.
I think it has been implied that bottle is empty.And I think it has been implied that it wasn't properly disposed of.
I hated Sand box's skull o_0''hahahahaha
Well, given the option to do what you did, and what we did, I would choose what we did over and over and over.Boring, yes, but much more effective. And smart.
Your's sounds so much more boring than mine. I'll be remembering mine for a long time.
Orbital (http://halowiki.net/images/2/2c/Orbital_-_Station.jpg) and Midship (http://h2.halowiki.net/images/a/ac/Midship_Overview.jpg)? Unless I'm mistaken, they have nothing in common...not orbital. (-5 typing points) The other new map, thats purple.
not orbital. (-5 typing points) The other new map, thats purple.
Boring, yes, but much more effective. And smart.Well you know that saying "blondes have more fun"
And isn't everything that's smart and effective ultimately more boring than something fun, flimsy, and only technically effective?
Wow, for the first time, I did the smart thing on something. What have my meds done to me?!
Someone mentioned me?Nah, but we'll give notice when your needed ;3
<a href="http://murkhellsing.deviantart.com/art/Difference-of-Opinion-Comics-121407169">A guest comic!
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/124/2/6/Difference_of_Opinion_Comics_by_MurkHellsing.jpg">
And now: Mine!
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I'm always right. You should know that by now.
I agree with Archem 1000%.Point well made.
Point well made.Agreed^1000% ;P
Didnt she die?Did you even read this thread
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Lonnie, what do you have against sheep?I think you've misunderstood the intentions of both parties here.
I think you've misunderstood the intentions of both parties here.That, or Lonnie doesn't care about the local sheep population's comfort levels.
This is for those of you who thought the last comic was too funny, and for Archem who needs THE JOKE TO BE EXPLAINED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/123CAD.png">
Bwahaha ha! You both Dissed Archem and made the comic funnier, nice.And even lower!
Because homosexuality isn't funny.While this is ENTIRELY TRUE (see: Will and Grace *shudder*), no.
It makes him look scary.I have a hunch that Lonnie is the government guy.
I have a hunch that Lonnie is the government guy.Is this another one of your "jokes"
I think he was referring to the title or the anticlimax of it.
Dude your humour sucksI require too much thought half the time! I just can't lower my brow any further, it seems!
why can't you be more like your older brother, Red?
At least I have ONE good son...
It's the symbol for Raelism, a crazy UFO religion. I'm dead serious. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelism)
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/125.png">
No? It's just a guy cleaning his glasses.
Hmm strange. Maybe I'm just reading too much into it.Well I suppose there is always the underlying reference that quite often in the media when a character has glasses, you never see their eyes, to the extent it becomes a joke that when their glasses are off, you usually see the back of their head while other characters look in awe, or something blocks the vision. Professor Farnsworth is an example of this.
You know what comic is really unfunny?
Why does David have an L-block on the table?REVERSE L YOU ABSOLUTE NOOB
REVERSE L YOU ABSOLUTE NOOB
Why does David have an L-block on the table?Because S/Z blocks are USELESS.
Ctrl+Alt+Del?No, it's just depressing.
If you had 100 S/Z blocks (one or the other, not alternating) in a row, you would lose. The same cannot be said for the other blocks.The odds of this are nearly impossible. In newer editions of Tetris, this is impossible, as the algorithm is altered slightly to prevent certain abuses and prevent the chance of such an unfair loss. The blocks, while not as useful as the rest, are indeed useful. You don't take Tetris as seriously as I do.
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/127.png">
You don't make the rules. You have no authority on the issue. You GTFO.Hey, I have Tetris & Dr.Mario and I am not afraid to use it.
Don't make me fetch mah Tetris 2 and confuse the piss out of you.
Joe cartoon reference perhaps?What the hell are you talking about
These comics are awesome!
Hey, I have Tetris & Dr.Mario and I am not afraid to use it.
Or how about the original program by Alexey Pajitnov?
Let's settle this once and for all! Tetris only, original game boys, Final Destination!Vanilla always sucks. Balance issues abound. God damn you, Valve!
Vanilla always sucks. Balance issues abound. God damn you, Valve!
In regards to tetris, I <3 Tetris Attack for Snes =P
You are the first, on Charas, DrunkDuck and deviantart.
ATTENTION MORTALSYaaay. Expect fanarts
Unfunny comics' 2 year anniversary is coming up. (June 30th)
Please make a note of it.
Yaaay. Expect fanarts
I feel this comics are trailing the same path Homestar Runner did, with the bad guy getting more attention to the point he could be the main character.
Then again, HR became famous enough to have it's own Wii game, so w/e.
Congratulations Archem, you just got the 1000th reply in this thread.I deserve this.
And Archem breaking the forth wall is nothing new to the comic. That's what the first ones were about really. Remember Jennifer Lopez comic?Oh, I'm well aware. Are you not noticing the fourth panel (a coincidence that I would have pointed out, but making larger word bubbles is far, far too much work).
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/131.png">I tried that. Didn't work out correctly. I may need to check my math...
Don't get it? Scroll back 61 comics.
Excellence.Very too active. He's so active, I may just start typing "Razor" instead of using a space bar.
Also, Razor is too active.
Spybot has to be one of he best out there, and It's effin freeIt only gets Spyware, not Malware though.
I've spent way more on shoes than that.Sorry to bring up a sterotype, but you are also female.
I don't... understand....Myexcellent...
<img src="http://comics.drunkduck.com/Unfunny_comics/pages/b560cf52a5b6bde68cad8914dcac0ddd.png">
<img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t323/razorthe6249th/114.png">What is this?
the irony of her literary choices is amusing.You lost me. Explain plox.
Apparently so! I just got it from MSN, and I haven't seen the newest one yet. But that joke has probably been passed around long before Willy Wonka.I always meant to do more of these year comics.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/LupineWarlord/EP019.png" alt="Best. Comic. Ever.">
I think that Evil Ned is the best character.What, with that car swerve he did in that one comic? I'd be obliged to agree.
So... Unfunny.
Trust me, there was no way your request was going to be one of the best things I'd ever done.Yes, but it will be to me, for it will involve Hobos, and I am after all, the master of such beings. Apparently.
Oh my, no.
New T-Rex is less good.gb2/dinosaur comics/
New T-Rex is less good.I agree.
you're gay
you're gayMy dark secret!
I told him to do it a couple days ago. He just ignored me =(What a bastard.
Fixed.
I did one. Here it is.
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/lucas_irineu/gaem.png)
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Screw ya cerebus. You posted before me >.>
My comic would be way better without yer post.
Fixed
I googled [like] because I thought it could be a smiley or something and I wanted to see it. Google images gave me naked ladies, the the safe filter was on. Wonder what happens if I turn it off?
Huh, okay. I dont have a myface or anything likethat.
Ehehe, This thread is funny, we are contradicting ourselves here.
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If your not a troll, heres an answer.
Since the thread is called UNFUNNY COMICS...being funny is a contradiction to its name.
Be nice to Vlad
Its the comics that are supposed to be funny, thus the second word. If the thread were called "unfunny" you would be correct.
Comics aren't always fun. I've seen quite a lot of "serious" comics which are more about bloodshed that punchlines.
Huh, okay. I dont have a myface or anything likethat.
You win.
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/IWON.png)
I didn't even laugh... I think I have a problem.The same.
The same.
[spoiler=hey]
change s for g[/spoiler]
Blame fruckert, he keeps making me lose.
I don't get it.
You can probably see where this is going.
I also have Halo 3 ODSTD:
D:Uh, I don't know why I said that. I think I meant I have ODST coming up.
Doesn't come out until the 22nd here.
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/darthjastarband/not_funny_razor.png)Lol, Nice :)
After reading these comics I discovered how warxed lost his eye and zero lost his moustache.I remember the flash, but don't remember what the link is anymore. Yeah, those Warxe vs. Zero flashes were good times. I miss Warxe :(
Yay for going back one thousand times, opening a link, zooming all the way in and wasting ten minutes of my life!
Anyone knows which link that is? :P
I remember the flash, but don't remember what the link is anymore. Yeah, those Warxe vs. Zero flashes were good times. I miss Warxe :(
There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.
There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.I think thats his mother.
Not true. There is always one unsecured network to take advantage of.
Like the neighbors who are stupid enough to have an unfirewalled, unencrytped network.:(
I think thats his mother.If so, it's about to get a whole lot funnier.
And then imageshack was down
< never had a job
Never been fired. From the few job I had, it's always me who left. And by few, I mean the only one.
I'm just that great!
Uh huh... How did you not see a naked guy attacking a vampire with his *** hanging out insane? Sings a song: And biggot was his nameo!Did you seriously just quote from 2007?
Did you seriously just quote from 2007?
I decided to give it a shot. Might make more since it was fun making something unfunny.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF1.png)
Edit: Also, am I doing it right?
I failed.God, did you ever!
God, did you ever!
No, that's too funny.
These have become quite silly in the past few days.
I'll test your theory.Well, actually, I meant that it was ruined by the second frame. The moment 50's book made a cameo was the moment that things got hilarious. You'd be better picking a respectable book, having one character tell a lengthy description about why it's a good book, and have me end the fourth panel with the classic "I agree".
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Comics/UnfunnyDF2Fixed.png)
True. That IS unfunny. I have learned more today in the art of unfunnyness.
God, I laughed. Stop it, you're horrible at this.
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8470/grilledcheesecomic.png)
God, I laughed. Stop it, you're horrible at this.
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8470/grilledcheesecomic.png)
Totally inspired by a real world incident that took place on that recent end-of-the-week day, Friday.
That is actually sorta funny. He's talking about how easy it is to make grilled cheese, then burns it. He fails to pay attention because he is talking to the reader. Archem, that is comedy. Though not alot, but gets a chuckle. o.oI know. I almost changed it to not let that in, but I figured that accidents can happen at any time. Still, just because something is easy doesn't mean it's not also easy to mess up. Case in point.
*ocelot pose*Why thank you. MEOW.
you're pretty good
Lol.****.
Lmao. Good one.Wasn't supposed to originally. I almost did some fancy trickery to make things more perspective-y, but I decided "**** that, it's Unfunny Comics".
Also, the perspective is fine. I mean, as long as the steps are supposed to do a weird-*** angle with the door.
Also I'm fine if the perspective is off a bit, doesn't seem to be the point to me so I choose to ignore it.Yeah, same. I just decided to preemptive strike if someone felt like being a snob and pointing out that something's not quite right.
This town of not-far-away nuclear strikes must be horrible.Da, comrades. *presses a button*
This town of not-far-away nuclear strikes must be horrible.
I didn't.Then you are not a man.
Yes, it must be quite unfunny to live in such place.No, it's hilarious. And you recent comic was funny in a fart joke kind of way.
Some times I think I should start my own comic were my goal would not to make funny comics, but not to make them completely unfunny either. Just completely silly and/or random. Just plain stupid.Well, if its showing off art you want, you could always do a series where stuff just happens. Don't advertise it as funny or unfunny and people won't have expectations. Then you can pretty much do whatever you want with it.
That way I'll be able to show my awesome and creative arts or righteousness without failing at being un/funny.
However, it might look too much like Unfunny Comics, safe for the slightly different art style. So I'll just keep failing/succeeding depending on the person reading it for now.
Well, if its showing off art you want, you could always do a series where stuff just happens. Don't advertise it as funny or unfunny and people won't have expectations. Then you can pretty much do whatever you want with it.I guess I could. I'm quite the lazy type, too.
People might say "well that's boring" or "what's the point" but screw those guys.
Lmao. [...] unfunny.logic fails me
For some reason Archem made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Not so much though. That just made me of kind of afraid.I might be childish but I'm laughing my *** off now.
For some reason Archem's last two comics made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.It's because I have the Child At Heart perk.
It's because I have the Child At Heart perk.For some reason, and I apologize for this, this made me think "Bloody Mess probably isn't very fun for women."
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/130/dirtyprankscomic.png)
Look at the odd brick pattern arrangement for that wall! Surely, the building isn't sound...
It kind of looks like he tied that string around his penis.
I might be childish but I'm laughing my *** off now.
You guys are both wrong. Crocodiles have the pointy snouts, making this one more of an alligator.Lmao.
It was mostly a joke about how so many people including myself can't tell the difference
I actually laughed a bit. But I'm easily amused by silly things. I think.
THE FIRE DISINTEGRATED HIS ARMS
Who said he had arms to begin with?
Are you kidding? I'm laughing my *** off!
The mustache one is mostly unfunny, but somehow, I find the idea of stereotyping based off of facial hair to be almost funny.
Damn it, you guys! Overused gags are not unfunny enough for you?!
See? Re-using content is apparently still funny when it's completely random/silly.
CerebusHow about B = smiled, and A = just not funny?
You get an D, which is part of my new grading system that isn't complete yet.
A - ?
B - ?
C - Chuckled
D - Damn, I laughed
F - Funny
How about B = smiled, and A = just not funny?
That's just stupid.I bsmiled.
I bsmiled.
Cerebus
You get an D, which is part of my new grading system that isn't complete yet.
A - ?
B - ?
C - Chuckled
D - Damn, I laughed
F - Funny
The bun of that hamburger must be pretty delicious.
The bun of that hamburger must be pretty delicious.Why must you criticize my art? I don't see you drawing burgers in MS Paint in a crude fashion, so shut up!
crummy comic.(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/Broodstar13372/1204048061788.png)
Some might even suggest that this is a crummy comic.
Potential answer?
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Nametag.png)
I first wanted to use Evil Ned, but I drew him terrible, so instead of butchering him, I used my guy.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8940/toiletcomic.png)I love it
Because even Unfunny Comics could use a little toilet humor.
Potential answer?
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Nametag.png)
I first wanted to use Evil Ned, but I drew him terrible, so instead of butchering him, I used my guy.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8940/toiletcomic.png)
Because even Unfunny Comics could use a little toilet humor.
That explains everything! The Nametag Bandit! What does he do with them? Who cares...
I am trying to decide whether or not this was subtly funny, because puns are sometimes considered anti-humor.It is very hard to tell if it's funny or not. Even I'm not sure. I almost rejected the idea a few times because I wasn't sure if I was being too close to a joke or not.
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Ah, it's Bluhgrandybus.
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You know, for shits and giggles.
these are funny, although i just dont get that hamburger one lol
Jesus, what have I done?
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why has noone commented on my excellent fan comic...what the hell?
EDIT:
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is this one more attuned to your tastes charas
Well, amazing.I wish I could catch your drift here, but I just can't. Perhaps I'm not getting enough sleep...
I've never seen something go from "very quite possibly canon" to "definitely not canon at all by any stretch of the imagination" so fast. Kudos to you, Archem!
Kudos.
It's also on the Xbox. I wasn't fond of the demo, but that's mostly personal taste.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/quagsire-2.png)"Unfortunately" you say?
Quickly, draw an unfunny comic about quagsires meeting horribly messy ends!
Girl-Archem to the rescue.
That sounds like an amazing super hero slogan.
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Yes, that will do nicely.
Blasted kids should get off my lawn.
with media as it is and what is considered "comical" is mainly consistent of repetitious phrases and images making youth believe this to be clever
HOW THE **** DO THEESE PEOPLE GROW THEIR BEARDS SO QUICKLY!!??!!1!(http://i39.tinypic.com/16ao9dx.png)
HOW THE **** DO THEESE PEOPLE GROW THEIR BEARDS SO QUICKLY!!??!!1!
As for guitars, I've yet to learn them.
Oh, right. That may or may not be the end level button from Duke Nukem 3D. I'm not quite sure, but I do know that I've been replaying that game. Pure gold.
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how about a heavy metal mandThat is a good idea.
man band
• FBI Agent's Sunglasses
• T-Rex's Skeleton
• The Bonus Strip
• Victor's Bling
• The Chapter Theme
Ten bucks says they have a zany misadventure where they think the husband kills his wife, only to discover later on that she's just away on a business trip while the husband plants roses in the backyard as a romantic "welcome home gift". It always happens with new neighbors.
Yeah, unplug the controller and there you go!You can't unplug a wiimote.
Seriously though I thought it was online mode.
You can't unplug a wiimote.You can turn it off though, dude.
You can turn it off though, dude.No you can't.
Probably for some non-canon cancer.
That wrapper looks a lot larger than the candy bar.
In the current DD comic you called him hobo-type personYeah, because the comic + joke is brand new again.
what is that I don't even
Good eye. Now figure out the rest of 'em.I suppose George Orwell's 1984 is somewhere on the bookshelves.
Sorry, I'm late today. I decided to try out something different. Technically, not new, since I did this in a bonus strip already. Whatever.The joke is that they and the table and chairs are slowly moving towards the bookcase
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The joke is that they and the table and chairs are slowly moving towards the bookcaseClose. The bookshelf is actually slowly moving forward.
That box defies perspective.
I agree with spikey-haired guy.I agree with the man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a Koffing. What?
I agree with the man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a Koffing. What?
I want that on a shirt, a hat, and a soda can.
And, of course, all songs in many different languages. Switching between them randomly.Bahahahaha!!!!
Hey tú! Lá fora in der förkylning!
And hey, I'm pulling some Escher-esque stuff with the exterior of the building. Check those support columns.
TAKE THAT, AMERICANS.
Have you ever mowed the lawn with one of those? Hard ****ing work. Them whippersnippers are for cutting around the edges of grass and at fencelines, not for mowing.I don't even have a lawnmower.
Have you ever mowed the lawn with one of those? Hard ****ing work. Them whippersnippers are for cutting around the edges of grass and at fencelines, not for mowing.
Hah. Over here we just let the grass grow. Why take care of it? If its too big, it will die. If its small, rain will make it grow. Its simple, really.Snakkkeeeeesssss
SnakkkeeeeesssssThere are no snakes here despite popular belief that Brazil is nothing but jungle.
There are no snakes here despite popular belief that Brazil is nothing but jungle.
Yeah it's actually a large ghetto where all the local snakes are actually gangsters right?Yeah, they hide in dark alleys instead of tall grass. And they don't bite you, they shoot you.
It's also a pain to mow if the grass is still wet.
[...] don't really have grassy lawns [...] no snow! [...] The one thing Brazil is good for!
I've actually played a bit of Halo 3 online recently. Made me want to smash the controller, yes. Emptying machine gun thing magazine on someone only to be headshotted by a jumping sniper. Very fun it is. Pretty much my reaction as well, yes.Yeah, I basically ignore matchmaking. The games always turn into ridiculous **** with insults made towards my mother. I play custom games, so I can filter who is in the game, and how the game plays. Honestly, the default experience is only good for the single player campaign. It's kind of like Half-Life 2. Modify it a ton, though, and it becomes phenomenal.
Scratchboard?Yeah.
>Archem does like 90 pages of Unfunny comicsI just recently became reactive like this or last month.
>Did you take over Unfunny comics or something
THESE ARE THE THINGS
THAT AMUSE ME
And a Swallot.I guess you could say
Thanks for that.
I've had my *** fall asleep.
That is a WEIRD feeling.
You made it funny. That's against the rules.There's nothing funny about losing the ability to walk.
(Were doing a comic in response but got bored of it)
Expected?
Sleep paralysis.I get that, accompanied by rather terrifying hallucinations. Unfunny in every way possible.
Damn near everybody has had that feeling.
/SOB Are you trying to say us mono-boob people don't exist?!
INSENSITIVE
What? Normal, developing boys notice nipple shapes everywhere!Yes, Archem, normal, developing boys. But you are a weird developed man.
I'm pretty sure that, with the aid of the internet, us guys have seen more of them than you two ever will.
Reminds me of the way that one kid ran in that Ed Edd N Eddy show.Ed was an influence, yes.
Lovely Bg.Technically, nothing I do is canon, since I'm not Razor.
Now give us some canon strips with official characters, you.
I actually loled in class.And so Razor has failed. That, or there are serious implications about Zer's lack of sense of good humor.
I don't. Give me some light. =(Read MS Paint Adventures.
Four years is pretty awesome for an amateur webcomic.Define: Amateur
I don't. Give me some light. =(Only people with taste can get that reference.
Define: AmateurNot professional? Not turning a profit (until just recently), not being widely publicized, and so on? Is it secretly the internet sweetheart that has those underground shirts for sale or something? It's little more than a fun side-project, as far as I can tell.
Not professional? Not turning a profit (until just recently), not being widely publicized, and so on? Is it secretly the internet sweetheart that has those underground shirts for sale or something? It's little more than a fun side-project, as far as I can tell.Yeah I guess its amateur. I've always found that word insulting though. Like when people donate footage to news. It could be the best shot footage ever, the news'll still slap "amateur footage" on it.
I guess Razor just sucks.I retract my thoughts of naming a character after you! Retract, I say!
Just like that lady who actually DID sue for the coffee being too hot. (Well, what, did she think it was ice cream?)That coffee gave her third degree burns.
That coffee gave her third degree burns.
I think she had every right to sue.
The loading... It takes... FOREVER.
Yes, I know.
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Bitch best be posting my work.Eventually when I figure how to make a separate archive.
Like, even if it's only in a "guest shits" section. Or an "Archem is pretty much the man" section. Go with that one.