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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Drakiyth on November 26, 2009, 11:46:29 PM
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Dude wtf!? I saw your mom in the kennel with a sign on her that said..
Somebody finish this and start your own Dude wtf!? I saw your <--- Continue at this line.
ENJOY AND BE CREATIVE! OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS WITH KETCHUP AND A SIDE OF FRIES!
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"YOUR PUPPY WAS DELICIOUS!"
Dude wtf!? I saw your sister at the baseball game, standing...
But shouldn't this go in forum gaming?
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Done, and done.
..up and blocking my field of vision. God dammit!
Dude wtf!? I saw your girlfriend cosplaying as...
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a Chinese hooker and she had a sign on her that said "Sucky 5 Bucky".
Dude WTF!? I saw your grandma pick her..
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guitar... And god damn, did she rock.
Dude, what the hell. I clearly saw you with that rubber chicken at the...
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bed, bath, and beyond.. The people in the store were like WTF?
Dude WTF!? I saw your bike get stolen by a
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hobo holding a flaming torch.
Dude WTF?! I saw your parents doing...
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...cocaine. I stole some.
Dude WTF? I saw your saw...
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sawing stuff
Dude WTF! I saw Jigsaw...
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in the movie SAW PART 78 and he came back from the dead with magical powerz... O.o
Dude WTF!? I saw your brother beating his
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girlfriend at video games and she was like 'Duuude, stop shooting me!' and he was like 'Duuude, no way!'
Dude WTF!? I saw your hamster saving...
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...a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!
Dude WTF!? I saw this secret agent dude dressed as...
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a crazy azz clown and he had "cock knocker" engraved on his big azz gold necklace.
Dude WTF!? I saw your sister riding her
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boyfriend's friend's employer's cousin's father's GT.
Dude WTF!? I saw your mother sleeping in my
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urethra.
Dude WTF!? I saw some mudcrabs down by the shore earlier today, and....
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they tasted good with Tabasco sauce.
Dude WTF!? I saw your cousin at E3
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He was at E3 Alright! WTF.
Dude WTF!? You pressed the history reverser button and dna nottub...
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dna won maharbA nlocniL sah a enolc ni eht yranoituloveR raW htiw a resal elfir nug!
Dude WTF!? I was browsing fml and...
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...I spontainiously combusted!
Dude WTF!? I was looking up ways to make cranberry sauce and...
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porn of some chick named Crammed Berry popped up! She looked a lot like you...
Dude WTF?! I was watching the original Office and...
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the tv blew up and lit the house on fire!
Dude WTF!? I saw your girlfriend with an alien and they were..
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planning to take over the earth;
Dude WTF?! I saw Drakiyrh on forum gaming and he...
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was making up stupid crap because he's bored out of his mind!
Dude WTF!? I saw your sister eat another girls...
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vag.
Dude, WTF. I saw you load that minigun. I saw you rev it up. I saw you...
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...name it Sasha and marry it the next day! And when somebody touched it, you went on a killing spree!
Dude WTF!? I saw you fight a giant enemy crab and...
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narrowly miss its weak point for massive failure.
Dude WTF? I saw you running with...
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sizzors. That's very dengerous.
Dude WTF? I saw your mom making...
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love to a horse!
Dude WTF!? I saw your dog licking
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ice cream, wearing a t-shirt and jeans and nikes, and walking upright. And then he waved at me, and said "Yo, dawg", and I felt utterly ironicified, and thus had to go to you and say Dude WTF.
Dude WTF!? How did you build a...
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house out of twinkies?
Dude WTF!? I saw your mother at the store, buying...
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tampons for her mother!
Dude WTF!? I saw a boy licking a...
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...dendrobatidae and fell over dead after foaming at the mouth and shaking around.
Dude WTF!? I saw Jackie Chan kick...
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Chuck Norris in his imaginary balls. Unsurprisingly, it didn't hurt. 'Twas odd though.
DUDE WTF! WHY WERE YOU IN YOUR ROOM WITH...
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A VICTORIA SECRET CATALOG MASTURBATING WITH YOUR MOMS TOYS!?
Dude WTF!? I noticed your pet monkey was
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a pet monkey! Huh...
Dude, Wtf, did you just double-cross...
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the mafia and now they want to string you up like a pinata!?
Dude WTF!? You're dog ate my
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cat's afterbirth?!?!
Dude, WTF!? I was picking out some fruit at the store when...
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IT BIT ME!!!
Dude, WTF!? I saw a hypothetically infinite number of monkeys with typewriters and they were writing...
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gibberish! It would be impossible for any single one of those monkeys to even come close to rewriting even a line from hamlet!
Dude, WTF?! You mean to tell me that you're not a...
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real woman!? I knew that was not your gun the other night!
Dude, WTF!? I saw your brother stretching his
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intellectual boundaries by reading 'A Brief History of Time'!
Dude, WTF!? I saw two rival street-gangs...
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Playing a game of chess with the elderly!
Dude, WTF?! I saw you in Wal-Mart...
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...I didn't know Wal-Mart had a dildo section! Thanks for letting me know the weird way, asswipe.
Dude, wtf. Why did you eat all of my delicious cream...
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Puffs, I was saving them for my younger brother to smother against his face in a feeble attempt to consume them, and then take adorable pictures of his face covered in white powder!
Dood, WTF?! I saw your dad in Mexico...
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...drinking goat's blood and terrorizing the locals!
Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle Harry beating up...
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kids to get in line for Black Friday sales.
Seriously, what the hell. I saw your dad in an episode of
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Telletubies!?
Dude, WTF!? I saw you sleeping on your sand which you son of a
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mixed marriage! One man, one woman, one way out...
Dude, WTF!? I saw an advert for...
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a twilight roleplaying game and it looked like cat vomit!
Dude WTF!? Why did you put your penis in
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Michael Jackson new move
Dude wtf!? I saw your kill
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, it was totally actually mine, don't steal it again!
Dude, WTF, why the hell would I advertise for...
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fat free lard?
Dude WTF?! Why won't my turtle
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lie down and roll?
Hey man, what the hell's up with your pants, they're...
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so tight we can all see your male camel toe!
Dude, WTF!? Why is your mom looking at my
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bookshelf? Creepy, man.
Dude, WTF?! Why are your parents forcing you to...
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...jump up and down screaming "I like cake" over and over again.
Dude. WTF. I clearly told you that my Ding-Dongs are not to be eaten by children. So why did you
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feed them to your kids!? You bastard they were mine!
Dude, WTF!? Why did you touch my
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GUN!? IT'S GOOD TIME TO HIDE, COWARD!!!
Dude, wtf? Where's my...
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spleen!? I seem to have misplaced it after my dishwashing accident involving starch and studded bluejeans.
Dude, WTF!? Did you just...
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swallow that SEALION!?
Dude, WTF!? I just saw some anime characters...
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mugging an old lady outside KFC!
Dude WTF!? There was this kid and he...
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shot himself in the penis with a slingshot!
Dude, WTF!? There was an old lady attached to your
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shoelaces, yelling at me in Aramaic!
Dude wtf?! I see a red door
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and I want to paint it black! - Rolling Stones
Dude, WTF!? I didn't know your sister sucked
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at Mario Kart! I mean Jesus, I thought I was bad!
Dude WTF?! Why are you touching
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the red wi-!? *ASPLODE*
Dude wtf!? You just lost
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all my data on Final Fantasy XXXIV!!!
Dude, WTF!? Why was that clown...
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massaging the bearded woman!?
Dude, WTF!? Why did your car break down on the
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car that you were driving while you were driving?
Dude, wtf!? Please refrain from rubbing
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that lamp! ROBIN FUCKIN WILLIAMS IS IN THERE.
Dude, wtf? You just ate all the
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goddamn cheezy poofz!? You fucken bastard!
Dude, WTF!? Why are women so damn
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necessary for the continuity of the human race! And good at making sammiches!
Dude WTF?! 1577, there was born a king of...
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petroleum jelly! They called him King Whacksalot.
Dude, WTF!? I saw your cat get ran over by a
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pun! It really made me 'PAWS' for thought...
Dude, WTF!? I found where Wally was! Turns out he's
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banging Miley Cyrus and living in hollywood!
Dude, WTF!? I didn't know pedo-bear was a
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ex-cop now secret agent on a mission set up by a conglomeration of the Patriots and Organization XIII!
Dude, WTF!? I saw a guy dressed as Santa Clause but he was really...
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Steve from accounting! Yeah, I was pretty freaked out too...
Dude, WTF!? The next Final Fantasy movie's gonna be
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****ing awful! They got Mel Gibson as Arun and the one dude who voiced Smigul as Vivi! : O
Dude,WTF?! I heard this rumor Archem was...
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...actually pretty normal and is an upstanding citizen! WHAT!? THAT'S BLASPHEMY!
Dude WTF!? I caught a rumor that Ronald Reagan was actually...
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black!
Dude, WTF?! I saw you watching...
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porno on your cell phone while you were in church! Rock on dude! :Plight:
Dude, WTF!? Your dad bent over and I saw his
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CD COLLECTION! He keeps it in his back pocket. Which is pretty impressive for a collection of over 300 CDs...
Dude, WTF!? I just saw a cougar and it was...
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having sex with a lion!
Dude, WTF!? I tried to do a kamehameha, and guess what, it
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didn't work :'(
Dude, WTF?! I just walked in on your sister...
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and she was riding a mountain dew bottle, getting her own dew on the dew dude.
Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle steal a
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pug puppy and a roasting pan!
Dude, WTF?!!? I opened up my inbox
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and it was empty!
Dude, WTF!?!? I saw your mom in the red
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suit just like Santa, and then I realized... Santa clause is a bearded lady, YOUR MOM... WHAT THE!?
Dude WTF!? I saw a guy get bitten by a...
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rabid flying squirrel. It was a fly by biting!
Dude, WTF!? Your cousin was rubbing her
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rabid flying skirrel's belly!
Dude, WTF?! I went to my parents bedroom at night, and they were
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not doing anything, just standing there looking at each other! FOUR HOURS MAN! FOUR HOURS!
Dude WTF!? I followed a rainbow to its end but...
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it wasn't pretty! I mean, some said you would find gold on the rainbow's behind... but thats not what I saw!!
Dude WTF?! I just had some wild
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pudding! It tasted of a mix between raspberry and vanilla yogurt. Who knew they grew this stuff!?
Dude WTF!? I saw this man singing the...
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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker's title song in the opera!
Dude WTF?! I just had the best ****ing s__ ever!
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(Dude, you just broke the rules. =/ You can't complete your own "Dude WTF!?")
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you're supposed to fill the blank
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Dude WTF?! I just had the best ****ing sandwich ever! Had mayo! Turkey! AH YEAH!
Dude WTF!? I just saw this lame *** kid trying to act cool, and
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(Well that isn't really part of the original game Lucy, but whatever. =/ Next time explain where your going with it.)
he froze to death.
Dude WTF!? I saw the Scout one day eat...
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all of his sisters girl scout cookies! She was really pissed off and lopped off his nuts with a dull knife!
Dude, WTF!? I saw your ugly *** sitting on my
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dog. You killed her. Bitch.
Dude, WTF?! I saw you eating a huge...
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amount of lucas lame jokes with hot salsa!
Dude, WTF?! I just heard Albert Einstein...
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was one of the head guys at the Manhattan project. So, if we all go up in a blaze of extreme heat and smoke you know who to blame!
Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle pick his
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method of suicide. You should take him to a psychiatrist.
Dude, WTF? I saw a shadow fighting a
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chihuahua! That little dog opened up a can of 100% GRADE A whoop *** on it!
Dude WTF!? Why did your date smell like an old
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one? Furthermore, why did your date have tentacles on her face?... You weren't dating... Cthulu, were you..?
Dude, WTF!? Did you just get hugged by a
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pizza man!? He loves you so much he wanted to give you his peperoni bud.
Dude WTF!? How could you sit there and watch
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Dr. Phil for 9 hours?
Dude WTF?! I saw a man riding a
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chimpanzee while holding a cup of flat beer.
Dude, WTF?! Did you just
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eat all my pumpkin pie? Damn you!!!
Dude, WTF?! Did you just make your girlfriend a
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furry? How?
Dude, WTF?! Did Wario just eat a
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spiked shell and get flung off the track!? LOL
Dude, WTF!? Why did you blow your
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own trumpet so much? We all know you think you're awesome.
Dude WTF!? Why was there an elephant
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at the zoo trying to attack people!? He ran over that poor lady! It was awesome!
Dude, WTF!? Why is your breath so
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short? Sounds like you just ran a marathon!
Dude, WTF?! Where'd you put my
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wallet!? I told you if you ever stole my money you would die!
Dude WTF!? Why am I sitting here at 5:38 am looking at charas when I could be
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fapping? Oh, right, because Bluhman hid porn in this post somewhere.
Dude, WTF? Where could you have possibly found...
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my favorite candy?! I've been looking for that FOREVER!!!
Dude, WTF?! Was that a chick or a
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duckling swimming in the pond? Oh yeah, chicks don't quack.
Dude, WTF?! How can something this big
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fall so softly?
Dude, WTF?! I've got... (http://www.box.net/shared/atdek52spc)
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a notification that says if I don't pay my rent in 3 days I'm getting kick out!
Dude, WTF?! Was Santa...
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stealing my baby pictures!? That mother ****er is going down!
Dude, WTF!? Why did you just punch that person in their
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fist? That's the least effective way to take down rapists!
Dude, WTF?! Why does the word canibalism sound like
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Hanibalism...
Dude wtf! I just saw you pick your...
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sister and her twitard friends up from new moon. I felt really bad for you.
Dude, WTF!? I saw your brother sitting
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upside down!
Dude, wtf? There's a bad moon
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on ebay for 4,000 dollars WTF!? I don't even think black lotus go for that ****.
Dude, WTF!? Your mom ate my
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hotdog. Now what am I supposed to eat?!
Dude, WTF?! Last I heard, Chevy Chase was
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competent actor!
Dude WTF? My poodle just threw up
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a human leg bone! O.o
Dude, WTF!? I saw your girlfriend last night and we
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did a dance. The FUSION DANCE! Now I'm your girlfriend, and that is truly something to WTF about.
Dude, WTF? Why did you launch the missile at
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my colony! That breaks the Galactic Code, man, we aren't the goddamn Grox!
Dude, wtf, that joke was so
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wrong. You should take it out of your title immediately. It makes you look like a big jerk. :(
Dude, wtf!? They're not vampires, Francis, they're...
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basilisk. How the hell do you mess that up?!
Dude, wtf does that mean? I mean, it's only a
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headcrab zombie, ain't like it's going to do any- OH SHI-!
Dude, WTF!? I saw Louis and he was
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decapitated for being a lame King.
Dude, WTF!? Is that a cat jumping on
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a couch on Oprah? Why is she even interviewing a cat?
Dude, WTF!? When did you get
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a disturbing image of that thing!! I mean that thing is just... I can't even explain it!
Dude, WTF!? Why did you just delete my
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mother!? Man, quick to the Junkbin! She hasn't finished dinner yet!
Dude, WTF!? I opened the fridge and suddenly
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the air was cold! How come? The fridge isn't even plugged!
Dude, WTF!? Is it me or did this
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lady on TV just put a live badger on her head!? What the HELL!? And it ate her brains!
Dude, WTF!? I went to a metal concert but...
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it was wood and plastic only.
Dude, WTF!? The wind was so strong that
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I could have sworn I saw the Wicked Witch of the West! Seriously, she had mom's ruby slippers too!
Dude, WTF!? This old guy came out of nowhere and...
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rubbed my belly... what?
Dude, WTF! I just saw lick...
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a cookie and put it back into the container. You sick ****!
Dude, WTF!? I saw your..
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..Rick Astley action figure start singing and kill a woman and her two kids like a Siren, but the song is what kills you!
Dude WTF!? I saw Ron Stuart...
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in Greenland singing the Australian National Anthem.
Dude wtf? I just saw your mom on a bicycle...
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...and it looked like it was Valiere's!
Dude WTF!? Someone's been murdered...
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...with a rusty can opener in the billiards room by Colonel Mustard!
Dude WTF?! I just saw someone take a jar of olives off the shelf, place it in their cart, and then...
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buy it!
Dude WTF!? I just saw this video where
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I just saw this video.
Dude, WTF! Leave
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now... striking elderly because they always beat you at chess is not cool or acceptable behavior, albeit slightly humorous... Leave now.
Dude, WTF?! I can't believe it's not...
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talking swiss cheese!
Dude, WTF, I just saw my friend's little sister, she was
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stealing a leprechaun's gold.
Dude, WTF. I just saw your totem pole
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and a bird **** on it.
Dude, WTF!? Why did you just toss that
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cellphone at your bro, Dude U Mad?
Dude, WTF!? I walked into YOUR room and..
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for some reason you're kicking an old, mildly amusing game!
Dude, WTF. Why did you steal all of...
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my organs?!
I can't believe my grandma...
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ate a cookie! She's diabetic and will die!
Dude, WTF?! I can't believe you and my best friend...
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...had sex? I mean, my best friend is a dog!
Dude, WTF!? Why did you just give...
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me this candy? It has peanuts, and I'm allergic to them!
Dude, WTF!? I saw that knight and my mother...
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...was like "Hey, it's a knight!". I mean, d'uh!
Dude, WTF!? Why would you just...
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-ice league unite!
Dude, like,W.T.F! I saw a goeffer and a moose in your...
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shower making sexy love times to the sweet, sultry tunes of a rubber band guitar.
Dude, WTF? How did I wind up...
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with that moose in the shower?
Dude, WTF? How the hell did He-Man and...
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Skeletor end up singing Justin Bieber songs together while playing patty cake? Dude wtf!? I saw the strangest thing in my
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underpants! It was so unbelievably huge!
Dude, wtf! Why are my pokémon
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eating my backpack?
Dude, WTF? I saw Bertrand Russel...
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having sex with a Siberian husky! And I wasn't dreaming!
Dude, WTF?! I heard that my girlfriend is actually
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...a siberian husky!
Dude, wtf! I warned
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...you about the stairs, bro.
Dude, WTF!? This guy just...
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offered me 100 bucks to dance around while swinging a fish!
Dude, WTF? That band...
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...ana is so tight! How can Grandy even think!
Dude, WTF?! RPG Maker is so goddamn
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chewy!
Dude, WTF? I just watched a puppy...
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re-enact the whole of Brokeback Mountain in Vietnamese.
I guess that's why lizards...
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can't eat whales.
Dude, WTF?! Zuhane's reply was so friggin
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awesome, it makes me want to make a stageplay of Brokeback Mountain in Vietnamese.
WTF Dude? You know I hate...
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myself and I want to die by the most painful means possible, including but not limited to strapping myself to an electric chair and putting Rebecca Black's Friday on repeat.
DUDE, WTF? MY CAPS LOCK IS
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off.
Dude, WTF? You racist...
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off.
Dude, WTF? You racist...
bastard! I will poke you with a petrified gerbal! Dude, WTF!? I saw your mom sitting in the
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...living room.
Dude wtf? I remember when waffles...
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...make those who ate it explode to a million bits!
Dude, WTF!? I saw yo momma...
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puke up her own ribcage.
I can't believe Tom Jones strapped...
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a vest made of explosives to his greatest fan's chest! Dude, WTF!? I heard the video games coming out this year
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are going to be virtual rape simulators where you kill your victims!
I heard it off of Fox News!
Dude, I can't believe how...
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many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop!
Dude, WTF?! Why are there so many
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gnomes attacking seven elevens!? Little bastards need to be put down! Oh wait.. Dude, WTF!? Why are people always demanding
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gay marriages? Can't they just spend that time having sex instead of worrying about benefits?!
Dude, WTF?! I was playing Starcraft and then
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some Korean guy tried to sell me squid nuts online!
Dude, WTF? Teak furniture...
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thread is thankfully locked!
Why has Morgan Freeman stripped...
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in the middle of the road, and why is he doing a silly waltz with a watermelon?
Dude, WTF?! Where are my
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emotions?!
How come my mechanical...
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pencils keep jamming? It's really damn annoying.
Dude, WTF? How come Dr. Manhattan
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...turned red and sided with the aliens!?
Dude, WTF!? Why is that game...
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pudding?
Dude, WTF? I saw my best friend eating
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pudding?
Dude, WTF? I think my best friend just got
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some pudding.
Dude, WTF?! Pudding
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sounds really damn good right now.
Dude, WTF?! A raging army of
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pudding is coming!
Dude, WTF? This obscession with
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pudding must be a sign of the impending apocalypse!
Dude, WTF? I just saw your mom
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and she was a very upstanding lady.
Dude, WTF? What happened to
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German bears?!
Minecraft is completely...
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...poisoned, and I don't know why!
Dude, WTF!? Who put that piece of armor...
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in my underpants?! Seriously, it's really...chafing...Yet oddly pleasurable!
Dude, WTF?! Where did all of the
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Rice cakes go? I saved one for after work but now....
Dude, WTF?! I saw on online that Dark Souls...
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bring army of horny zombie to invade california!
dude wtf! My ps3 contains-
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some crazy ****, bro!
Dude, WTF?! I saw your trading card game...
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's deck contain banned cards suck as Dick Jonas!
Dude wtf?!?! I saw your mom with her new....
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new pair of hooters. It's good that she's an animal lover.
Dude, WFT?! I saw your father dressed in a...