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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Drakiyth on December 24, 2009, 07:26:23 AM
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VIDEO HERE ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtAxwbxipf4
This thread is mainly a way to let off some steam by telling this crazy world of Charas Forums how you feel. If some of your stories are really funny I will choose a few every once in a while and blog them on my youtube page along with the crappy game reviews.
NOTE: Please keep in mind this is a comic post and anything said should be taken that way. Also, please hold off on punching members of
the charas forums and talk about people at school, home, life in general who piss you off or if there is somebody like an actor/actress.
WHO WOULD YOU PUNCH IN THE FACE!? (BE DETAILED)
PART 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3d5ogmwtfg
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OBAMA!!!!!!!
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my boss as he can be a *** at times making me climb tree's
that 45 foot with no safety ropes
in high winds then calls me monkey men
i dont say any thing as the pays good
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My Russian teacher for giving me a test on the day before break! We only had two class periods that day.
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Everyone who quoted 'change' during Obama's campaign. It was being tossed around so damn much, I don't think anyone even knew what it meant. Not a single person I talked to who promoted the 'change', had any idea what his real platform was, or even bothered to care.
"We need change because life now sucks." was basically the general idea. I didn't see how it 'sucked', considering that they were all living just fine with their ipods and 360s. God I wish I could go back in time and at least force them to watch one of Obama's speeches to get a basic idea of what they were babbling about.
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...but he was black. America needed a black president. Who cares about his speeches? It's the change that mattersjk
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Nicolas Cage, for being a terrible actor and playing himself in every movie.
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Edward Furlong.
Just 'cause.
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Obama.
And the punch's strength will cause it to hit Pelosi and Clinton as well.
...but he was black. America needed a black president. Who cares about his speeches? It's the change that mattersjk
Hm... Can I just punch Lucas as a freebie?
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Robert Pattinson
'nuff said
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Hm... Can I just punch Lucas as a freebie?
...I thought he was being sarcastic, but I'll gladly join you.
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I know he probably was, but it is hard to resist punching him in the face.
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I laughed really hard at a lot of these. Good stuff guys. Keep them rolling people. Everybody can punch Lucas too if you want. :P
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I's like to punch Stephanie Meyer. She is the cause of all the Twilight trouble, not Robert Pattinson. She had to go and ruin everything by writing that crap. Her other book, The Host was amazing. Twilight just equals fail and I can no longer give her credit as a writer.
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If you cannot give her credit as a writer, how can you think The Host was amazing?
You're kind of contradicting yourself bud.
I would totally like to punch the kid out of home alone who has the impossible to spell name.
Mccully Caulkin or some weird **** like that.
That would be so awesome.
Stephan King, for being a mostly talentless hack that leaches off of his retarded fanbase.
Uwe Boll OH **** I JUST GOT CHALLENGED TO A BOXING MATCH I TAKE IT BACK.
Michael Bay.
You ruined movies for me dude.
Irate Gamer.
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Irate Gamer, because he's false advertisement. He's not a gamer, he's just irate. Anybody can be irate, but he has to say he's a "gamer" when he obviously CAN'T play games. I mean, sheesh, I am a much better gamer, and I live in a box! I'm like Snake from Metal Gear Solid, except the box is a metaphorical representation of my seclusion! ...yeah, I'd punch Irate Gamer.
Another thing I'd punch is people asking me if I like Mudkips. No, I do NOT like Mudkips, quit asking me dammit! I do not like Mudkips don't you see? Now go away and leave me be! What you "herd" is WRONG. I don't know who keeps telling you this crap but I do not like them, and will never like them. The very thought of them disgusts me, and if you keep asking I'll punch you in the face and call the police on harassment charges! I'm going to call my lawyer and bring up a restrainment order!
Leigh Whannell I would totally punch in the face. Saw sucks, you can't write, you can't make a compelling character if your life depended on it! Your movies suck, you suck, and you deserve a punch in the face, and your fans deserve it even more! It's not a movie, it is NOT scary, it's a bunch of random badly made death scenes and lame tortured plot devices with no driving plot. THERE IS NO REAL PLOT!
Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis, for making 6teen, Total Drama series, and Stoked that now infest Cartoon Network. They are not creative, the animation is atrocious, and the humor is subpar. Go back to Canada you talentless buffoons! Flash is not for TV, it is for the internet! At least TRY to make a decent attempt at a cartoon series rather than presenting a series of moving flat shapes with Flash! Freelance animators do better! Homestar Runner kicks your butt several times over and yet it doesn't have an actual TV show! And your fans need a punch in the face for loving this garbage. YOU ARE NOT CARTOONISTS, YOU ARE PARASITES! Just hang yourselves and let REAL talent take your place! Talent NOT from Canada preferably! Maybe Europe. Maybe some guys from Monty Python. That'd be sweet...
Seth MacFarlane, do I need an explanation? All he does is whore out Family Guy, and when it comes to making a new series, The Clevlands, it is just another Family Guy with jokes aimed at a black family. Wow. Just wow. Okay seriously, who HASN'T done what you do? And all you really do a lot of is pop culture jokes nowadays and bash religion. Those jokes are old, your old, your political views suck and nobody cares! And those that DO care shouldn't. The only REAL reason you have ANY political view is to get on camera and say "OH LOOK AT ME! I'M FAMOUS AND ON TEEVEE! LOOK AT MY PUBLICITY RAISE THROUGH THE ROOF! I'LL JOIN A WRITER'S STRIKE BECAUSE I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I CARE BUT I GET LOADS OF MONEY AND NO REASON TO STRIKE!" Laugh while you can laughing-boy, I'm coming to smash in your face, then you'll be laghing only on the inside!
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And yeah, Lucas.
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Robert Pattinson
'nuff said
He's actually a pretty cool guy, just plays a **** role. He's a total prick to his groupie-fangirls, and has said in interviews that Twilight reads like "Stephanie Myers' secret fantasy story that never should have been published"
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Please don't take this as a joke at all. I am having a real problem here.
Does anybody know why I am getting this error message when I try to view the forums area of charas? The only thing I can do is come to this area since it was a direct link past the main forums.. Basically if you click "forums" this white screen comes up with the following.
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 2105723 bytes) in /home/content/c/h/a/charashosting/html/forum/Sources/Subs.php on line 494
BTW this happens on IE and Firefox
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WOW GEE, I HAVN'T HERD THIS BEFORE.
Yes, we get the same problem. Read the front page.
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Please don't take this as a joke at all. I am having a real problem here.
Does anybody know why I am getting this error message when I try to view the forums area of charas? The only thing I can do is come to this area since it was a direct link past the main forums.. Basically if you click "forums" this white screen comes up with the following.
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 2105723 bytes) in /home/content/c/h/a/charashosting/html/forum/Sources/Subs.php on line 494
BTW this happens on IE and Firefox
It's a server issue, everyone gets it. Gonna have to deal with it until the powers that be get to fixing it up.
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WOW GEE, I HAVN'T HERD THIS BEFORE.
Yes, we get the same problem. Read the front page.
Bah, here I am thinking it's something wrong with my IP. Okay cool.
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Seth MacFarlane. 'nuff said.
EDIT: Well, also Mike Scully and Al Jean for ruining the Simpsons.
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PART 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3d5ogmwtfg
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If there was one group of people in the entire world I could punch in the face, it would be the faggots who made the Double Dragon movie. Okay, I'm a HUGE fan of the first Double Dragon game, and it's probably my favorite beat-em-up next to TMNT:Turtles in Time. It was a huge hit, so a movie was inevitable. And y'know, when I was about to watch the film for the first time on TV I thought "This can't be too bad. At least Uwe Boll wasn't in charge." But little did I know that comparing the bastards behind this disgrace to Uwe Boll is an INSULT to ol' Uwe.
First of all, the movie couldn't be done in the first place. How can you make a two-hour movie about "Dudes walk up and kidnap your girlfriend, you go to save her"? Well, apparently, that's exactly what the writers thought. So, what do they do? They make up some bullshit story about the Lee brothers having some whore friend, with a medallion which turns people into the "Double Dragons", meaning that they're martial arts masters, dying and half of the medallion being stolen by some guy who looks nothing like the original final boss in the game.
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WHAT THE ****?! Are you kidding me? In the game, Billy and Jimmy both had their martial arts skills the second they walked out of that goddamned garage. Why do they need a medallion? Also, who is the bitch with them? It's certainly not Marian from the game, that's for damn sure. She's really never explained throughout the whole movie. We don't know if she's just the Lees' friend, or if she's their aunt, or SOMETHING. But whatever. As far as I'm concerned, she's "That-pointless-prostitute-who's-not-Marian". Then later on, Billy and Jimmy hook up with some tomboy chick with a buzzcut that makes me want to ****ing throw up, and again, was never in the game (I like to call her "That-useless-wench-who's-not-Marian"). She plays the smallest role imaginable for a main character, because the writers, no, the WHOLE CREW has no grasp on character development.
The assholes who did this abomination obviously never played the game due to all the bullshit that goes on in it. Honestly, I think the crew could have choreographed and filmed two hours worth of mindless, terribly thought-out fight scenes and it would have been better. The only thing I can really give them credit for is including Abobo in the movie (probably the only character from the game beside Billy and Jimmy). So that's it, Paul Dini, Neal Shusterman, and all you other fucknuts, I'm requesting that you report to my front yard so I can punch your pathetic faces in, and afterwords, give you the electric chair, guillotine, noose, and all those good execution devices. You are disgraces to gaming, movies, and life as we know it.
That's all I got :P
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I would like to punch M. Shadows in the face. He is completely overrated. He isn't even that good of a singer. He dresses like an utter douchebag and steals focus of the rest of the members of the band. His voice is awful in my opinion and The Rev(RIP) sang much better than he does, as you can hear in the backup vocals. Everyone gives him so much credit but he's just horrible. He thinks he's so effing cool but he's not.
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Seth MacFarlane, do I need an explanation? All he does is whore out Family Guy, and when it comes to making a new series, The Clevlands, it is just another Family Guy with jokes aimed at a black family. Wow. Just wow. Okay seriously, who HASN'T done what you do? And all you really do a lot of is pop culture jokes nowadays and bash religion. Those jokes are old, your old, your political views suck and nobody cares! And those that DO care shouldn't. The only REAL reason you have ANY political view is to get on camera and say "OH LOOK AT ME! I'M FAMOUS AND ON TEEVEE! LOOK AT MY PUBLICITY RAISE THROUGH THE ROOF! I'LL JOIN A WRITER'S STRIKE BECAUSE I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I CARE BUT I GET LOADS OF MONEY AND NO REASON TO STRIKE!"Butthurt omitted.
This.
*Bamfs away, back into which ever reality I occupied until now.*
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Robert Pattinson
'nuff said
OBJECTION!! Robert Pattinson isn't that bad actually. In interviews, he occasionally complains about Twilight and makes fun of his own character. Quote from a magazine:
“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid even without make-up, “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself'. I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”
He strikes me as a guy who, in spite of his popularity, is comfortable speaking his mind and is more than a little disturbed by the rabid attention he gets from his more unstable female fans. That makes him all right in my book.
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Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis, for making 6teen, Total Drama series, and Stoked that now infest Cartoon Network. They are not creative, the animation is atrocious, and the humor is subpar. Go back to Canada you talentless buffoons! Flash is not for TV, it is for the internet! At least TRY to make a decent attempt at a cartoon series rather than presenting a series of moving flat shapes with Flash! Freelance animators do better! Homestar Runner kicks your butt several times over and yet it doesn't have an actual TV show! And your fans need a punch in the face for loving this garbage. YOU ARE NOT CARTOONISTS, YOU ARE PARASITES! Just hang yourselves and let REAL talent take your place! Talent NOT from Canada preferably! Maybe Europe. Maybe some guys from Monty Python. That'd be sweet...
My little sister watches these shows :(
I keep trying to tell her how horrible they are but she won't listen.
"Lol there funny".
>__>
But then again she thought that the Twins out of Transformers 2 were the best thing in it.
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Flash is not for TV, it is for the internet! At least TRY to make a decent attempt at a cartoon series rather than presenting a series of moving flat shapes with Flash!
(http://blog.mlive.com/projectmayhem/2007/11/large_1metal.jpg)
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haha pwned
As much as I loved Fable and lukewarmly liked Fable II, Peter Molyneux needs to get some teeth knocked out.
Stop giving out false promises, my heart can't take it anymore.
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haha pwned
As much as I loved Fable and lukewarmly liked Fable II, Peter Molyneux needs to get some teeth knocked out.
Stop giving out false promises, my heart can't take it anymore.
In Fable 3, you can do everything!
(http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/02/thumb463x_petermolyneuxhandpicsad.jpg)
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My screen now has a crack in it.
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NEWS FLASH
I'm adding "anybody who spells with a k instead of a c" to my list.
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NEWS FLASH
I'm adding "anybody who spells with a k instead of a c" to my list.
>:{
KFK
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What? Spells with a k? I don't follow.
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What? Spells with a k? I don't follow.
Mortal Kombat?
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Kan't instead of can't.
Stuff like that.
Makes me want to rip my hair out.
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(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/katzalone.gif)
Care to explain?
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Copious amounts of OCD.
People who replace every hard c with a k annoy me.
'Kause krazy stuff like this really isn't that klever.
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Coasterkrazy is a pretty cool guy.
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Keep the stories rolling people. Need some new beat-em-up stories about how you want to kick jacob from twilight in the nut sack. Please be aggressive thanks :Plight: :Plight:
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Taylor Lautner, you'll always be Shark Boy to me.
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I'd like to punch this...
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My sister. But with all the drugs and alcohol she does, she'll be dead before she's thrity anyway, so Its a waiting game.
Did I mention my sister is a frshman in high school?
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The people who make the "___ Movie" movies.
Why did our society suddenly decide that nonstop parody is REALLY ****ing hilarious?
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Not even good parody. Hell, it's barely even parody. "Guys, check this out! We're Transmogrifiers! Watch me break dance while he receives genital punishment!"
I'm in stitches.
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I'd like to punch this...
LOL I've seen that twit on youtube a couple times.
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I'm lost. Who's the whale-girl?
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The people who make the "___ Movie" movies.
Why did our society suddenly decide that nonstop parody is REALLY ****ing hilarious?
Wait, society thinks they're funny? Dammit.
I think Uwe Boll was already mentioned.
I want to punch the people currently working in Sonic Team. Stop making stupid characters. The Sonic franchise does not need knights, genies, silver marijuana hedgehogs, burning cats, kratos arm werehogs, ice cream eating fairy things, or convoluted schemes that involve the chaos emeralds and another arbitrary element, such as princess Elise, Iblis, or Explody-thing-McDeath whatever he is in Sonic Unleashed. For god sakes, create a good game that has only Sonic as the cool, attitude-filled guy he is, Tails as the helpful optimist and inventor to aid Sonic, Knuckles, as the badass loner he was meant to be from day one (but then got overshadowed by... Well, Shadow, embarrasingly, and became a gullible weirdo thing), and Robotnik, who recently keeps getting overrun by chaos beasts and energy chickens for position as the main villain. We do not need God of War ripoffs, Fishing minigames, Emerald hunts, or run-into-wall insta-death sections in our game. Sonic is an embodiment of speed. His games should probably reflect that better. I bet F-Zero GX has more concentrated speed in it overall than Sonic Unleashed (probably because of the werehog bullcrap). Hell, they were making (or made) a kart racing game for Sonic and his SEGA friends. WHY DOES SONIC NEED A KART. HOW THE HELL IS MARIO EVEN CAPABLE OF COMPETING AGAINST THE FASTEST THING ALIVE IN THE OLYMPICS. WHY DOES SHADOW CARRY A GUN AND RIDE AROUND IN A MOTORBIKE WHEN HE CLEARLY RUNS FASTER. WHY. WHY. WHY. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxinbdstQwk)
In short, stop ****ing up Sonic Team. Stop milking the stupid fans and convince the smart ones that they were wrong about you.
This rant was stupid.
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This rant was absolutely true +1 oh wait.
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I'm lost. Who's the whale-girl?
I think it's supposed to be some youtube british chick who sings the "twilight came out today!" song.
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It looks to me like a caricature of Stephanie Meyer (http://thewowjonesreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stephenie-meyer1.jpg), made of course to look much more hideous than she actually is.
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I want to punch the people currently working in Sonic Team. Stop making stupid characters. The Sonic franchise does not need knights, genies, silver marijuana hedgehogs, burning cats, kratos arm werehogs, ice cream eating fairy things, or convoluted schemes that involve the chaos emeralds and another arbitrary element, such as princess Elise, Iblis, or Explody-thing-McDeath whatever he is in Sonic Unleashed. For god sakes, create a good game that has only Sonic as the cool, attitude-filled guy he is, Tails as the helpful optimist and inventor to aid Sonic, Knuckles, as the badass loner he was meant to be from day one (but then got overshadowed by... Well, Shadow, embarrasingly, and became a gullible weirdo thing), and Robotnik, who recently keeps getting overrun by chaos beasts and energy chickens for position as the main villain. We do not need God of War ripoffs, Fishing minigames, Emerald hunts, or run-into-wall insta-death sections in our game. Sonic is an embodiment of speed. His games should probably reflect that better. I bet F-Zero GX has more concentrated speed in it overall than Sonic Unleashed (probably because of the werehog bullcrap). Hell, they were making (or made) a kart racing game for Sonic and his SEGA friends. WHY DOES SONIC NEED A KART. HOW THE HELL IS MARIO EVEN CAPABLE OF COMPETING AGAINST THE FASTEST THING ALIVE IN THE OLYMPICS. WHY DOES SHADOW CARRY A GUN AND RIDE AROUND IN A MOTORBIKE WHEN HE CLEARLY RUNS FASTER. WHY. WHY. WHY. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxinbdstQwk)
In short, stop ****ing up Sonic Team. Stop milking the stupid fans and convince the smart ones that they were wrong about you.
Bluhman, I love you so ****ing much.
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I wouldn't punch anyone in the face. Im not a man of violence.
There are a few Fundamentalist Religious types who would like to see me burn for silly reasons.
Rather then punch their faces, Id like to sodomize them on tape and make viral videos out of the montages I would invariably make,
set to various musical scores.
And then Id punch Drak, for making this thread....but not in the face. Maybe the ears... Or the Throat.
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I wouldn't punch anyone in the face. Im not a man of violence.
There are a few Fundamentalist Religious types who would like to see me burn for silly reasons.
Rather then punch their faces, Id like to sodomize them on tape and make viral videos out of the montages I would invariably make,
set to various musical scores.
And then Id punch Drak, for making this thread....but not in the face. Maybe the ears... Or the Throat.
I love you too man <3