Owquote: | Owquote: | Owquote: | Owquote: | Owquote: | Ow quote: | Owquote: | Owquote: | Owquote: | quote: | I AM BATMANquote: | OWquote: | WOWquote: | WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!! quote: | GOD I HATE LIFEquote: | WELL GOD HATES YOU!!!!quote: | HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!quote: | This is boring. Can you READ this!?
WAHAHAHAA!!!
YUUUUUUCKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Grandy really did it now!!!
Damn this bug!
I WIN SO DONT POST
Never.
Originally posted by Drace Never.
Posted twice in a day. [-Grandy's current post (This one) doesn't counts]
Eh? Some rule I don't know of?
Originally posted by Drace Eh? Some rule I don't know of?
Can't post twice in a day.
Meh....I know I can win this.
me win me win me win
Kaboom
Interception
*Gasp*
..........
Guess how is one village in austria called... Check the attachment for the answer.
whoa! children go on this site!
Hi.
*this post doesn't count into the game*
whoa! children go on this site! But it really exists, and children live in there. It even has a homepage right here. (http://www.****ing.at/****ing/eOrt1.htm) :D
Hi. Hi. You know what? I eat tomatoes.
EDIT: In the link, just replace the stars with the name of the village. :D
It does not win LynX! I am more dominant than bad grammar!
im more dominant than one who is more dominant than bad grammer! HA HA!
Blah.
'sup?
Qrrblblbl
What if cats where dogs and dogs where cats
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Interception!
*Smacks Wildguy* Sorry, but I have interception-counter.
Smack a Cat ! Now in a store close to you.
Foolish death escaping! I am dominant! I am master of all posts!
Just finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince..... I think the guy who died shoudn't die, or at least not like that!
*my post doesn't count*
Originally posted by Grandy Just finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince..... I think the guy who died shoudn't die, or at least not like that!
"Hey. _____ kills _____." "Nooooo!!! You *****! You *****!!"
Once there was a guy named Harry A$$, and he had a hairy a$$.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks *my post doesn't count*
quote: | Originally posted by Grandy Just finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince..... I think the guy who died shoudn't die, or at least not like that! |
"Hey. _____ kills _____." "Nooooo!!! You *****! You *****!!"
You mean how ----- kills ----------? ...oh, wait, did I say that aloud?
:o :x :badboy: :yell: :frag: :guns: :blue-eye: :(
Originally posted by Grandy
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks *my post doesn't count*
quote: | Originally posted by Grandy Just finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince..... I think the guy who died shoudn't die, or at least not like that! |
"Hey. _____ kills _____." "Nooooo!!! You *****! You *****!!" |
You mean how Snape kills Dumbledore? ...oh, wait, did I say that aloud?
***.
If i hadn't read it already, I'd be pissed off.
*non-count*
oookay, I can edit my post, if you edit yours, so no one knows.
I...um....I....eh.... :| ...hmm.....I.... _sweat_ forgot what I was going to say.
I know. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! You BITCH! YOU BITCH!!!!!"
But hey. I had the same thing with the Sixth Sense. I haven't seen it but now that the guy who talks to the boy is a ghost. :(
POST
Originally posted by Drace I know. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! You *****! YOU *****!!!!!"
But hey. I had the same thing with the Sixth Sense. I haven't seen it but now that the guy who talks to the boy is a ghost. :(
He IS A GHOST?! NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo............... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Originally posted by Drace I know. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! You *****! YOU *****!!!!!"
But hey. I had the same thing with the Sixth Sense. I haven't seen it but now that the guy who talks to the boy is a ghost. :(
Harry comes to realize in the next book that he has a evil twin brother that ages more than him and is actually....SNAPE!!! Snape knew all along and Dumbledore is actually Harry's grandfather!!!!! That means, Snape killed his GRANDFATHER!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
*doesn't counts to the game*
Originally posted by wildguy3922
quote: | Originally posted by Drace I know. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! You *****! YOU *****!!!!!"
But hey. I had the same thing with the Sixth Sense. I haven't seen it but now that the guy who talks to the boy is a ghost. :( |
Harry comes to realize in the next book that he has a evil twin brother that ages more than him and is actually....SNAPE!!! Snape knew all along and Dumbledore is actually Harry's grandfather!!!!! That means, Snape killed his GRANDFATHER!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
...Snape is Harry's twin brother... even if he was in Hogwarts togheter with Harry's father and mother, and he was even older than both?
Yeah, that would make sense, I wasn't thinking when I wrote that. :D
Posts yet again
DAMMIT, SOMEBODY WIN PLEASE! WE'VE GONE WEEKS WITHOUT A WINNER :( :frag:
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks DAMMIT, SOMEBODY WIN PLEASE! WE'VE GONE WEEKS WITHOUT A WINNER :( :frag:
It's Lynx's fault, all I needed was 3 more hours.
QUOTE BUG FROM HELLLLL!!!!!!1
Edit by Sai'Kar: My soul hurts...
Edit by Warxe: You suck.
My anus is bleeding.
My spoon is too big!
Then get a different spoon.
Originally posted by wildguy3922
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks DAMMIT, SOMEBODY WIN PLEASE! WE'VE GONE WEEKS WITHOUT A WINNER :( :frag: |
It's Lynx's fault, all I needed was 3 more hours.
And now it's Warxe's fault. All you needed was less than 2 hours.
Last. (I win, I posted "Last", and whoever post last wins!)
WRONG.
Here's how to play. When this topic goes 24 hours without any posts, whoever made the last post wins!
Maybe I can convince Saikar or Alex to make me a mod of Forum Gaming so I could delete all posts after mine. :)
Originally posted by wildguy3922
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks DAMMIT, SOMEBODY WIN PLEASE! WE'VE GONE WEEKS WITHOUT A WINNER :( :frag: |
It's Lynx's fault, all I needed was 3 more hours. Oh yeah, I'm the badguy of the day! :D
Ack! Glaff in teefh!
Thar's a spoon in ma ear!
Uhhhh.....I'll try this again.
Originally posted by wildguy3922 Then get a different spoon.
It's from rejected cartoons.
:yell: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :yell: I'm getting tired of this!!!!
Cheat commandos: Rock rock on?
post
Why am I doing this?
TO WIN!
Shimmy
*Smacks forehead*
...
Quick! To the Hindenpeter!
I know I can, I know I can, I know I can
<('.'< ) ^('.')^ (>'.')>
P|-|34R teh dancing kirby!
Bluhman, that gets real annoying.
This is my second post today.
And no posting twice within 24 hours either. Please disregard this post. It is a mere reminder of the rules to people who have posted twice within 24 hours, which I have noticed.
getting involved. >:
Got milk? :eyes:
Did I win?!
NO
Originally posted by Me5kuTis Got milk? :eyes:
Oh my god, somebody FINALLY WON!!!!!
I wanna win again!
No, let person who hasn't won win.
It doesn't matter if someone wins or not, I'm still am 3 victories ahead!
Here I go!
Snail in the chicken barn.
:jumpin: (Z) (Z)
E R R O R
You have too many smilies in your post! At your forum level the allowed number of smilies per post is 8! Go back and retry!
Click here to go back.
OUCH!! MY LEGS!!
Smail in the chicken barn.
I'll win this one! Yeah!
Snail in the chicken barn.
Look! It's DRAGONCHICK...
EN!
*eats topic*
HAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN FOREVER!
DF: Don't believe I can crack? Proof enough.
Not really. Hahahahaha.
just in case
...dude... that quote bug is... bad...
yay!
We're back on the air! Ok now follow the rules again. Technically my last posts only counts this one doesn't I'm pretty sure.
Blah Blah Blah.
Quote bug broken! I AM TEH CRACKZ0RZ!! XD
I AM TEH CRACKZ0RZ!!
The what?
Originally posted by Darkfox Quote bug broken! I AM TEH CRACKZ0RZ!! XD
now now that racially insensitive.
I meant the internet term, not the... eh... nevermind, you know what I mean!! >.<
It was a joke in any case, I used an alternative method to remove the quote bug.
Originally posted by Darkfox I meant the internet term, not the... eh... nevermind, you know what I mean!! >.<
It was a joke in any case, I used an alternative method to remove the quote bug. 'gahahaha i know.
I know you know because... I do... just contributin to the joke.
But I knew that you know that he knew that you knew, did you know that?
Uh... no, do you even know that?
i knew too.
Grandy didn't posted for a while. Now he does =D
Of course I knew!
Snail in the chicken barn.
Link in the Force, a story of a Hyrulian becoming a cop, subjected to bias amongst his fellow officers.
hey WTF! I won a long while back...
You learn something knew everyday.
Really? Didn't know that.
Once again........Snail in the chicken barn. XD
Yeah, well... I AM DISGUSTERATORZ0RED!!
*stabs a knife in everyone's back* "Did I win?"
*Punches j00* No
zOMGzorzs!!
Dun dun dun dun!!!
THE PICTURE... The... the picture... The picture of his sister!
Don't ask...
Originally posted by coasterkrazy THE PICTURE... The... the picture... The picture of his sister!
Don't ask...
YOU THINK BRETT... brett... you... think....
IF YOU ALL DONT LET ME WIN, I WILL MAKE MY POWERS PWN U ALL INE A QUOTEBUG!
Ok, I guess the 24 hour think isn't applying. Well then...
Originally posted by charaman
quote: | Originally posted by coasterkrazy THE PICTURE... The... the picture... The picture of his sister!
|
YOU THINK BRETT... brett... you... think....
PICTURE SISTER BRETT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHh... AGGhgGa. Sister... Brett... Picture.
Originally posted by coasterkrazy Ok, I guess the 24 hour think isn't applying. Well then...
quote: | Originally posted by charaman
quote: | Originally posted by coasterkrazy THE PICTURE... The... the picture... The picture of his sister!
|
YOU THINK BRETT... brett... you... think....
|
PICTURE SISTER BRETT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHh... AGGhgGa. Sister... Brett... Picture.
GAHHHTHTHRHRHHHHHHHH picture.
This thread makes no sense, eh. *grabs dice* *rolls six* Instant kill to whoever posts next!
*dies*
Oh no! While we're all just lounging around and playing games, the lord raffles has returned...
IN HOTEL FORMAT!!!! :o
OH NOES!
Wait a sec... I WON WITH MY LAST POST! DID ANYONE NOTICE IT?! WHY WON'T ANYONE PUT ME ON THE 1ST PAGE TO THE HALL OF FAME?! :yell: :yell: :yell:
Lwnx won, but not twice, for I am the master of winning twice, and I will not allow such thing to happen!
Neither will I!
Originally posted by Grandy Lwnx won, but not twice, for I am the master of winning twice, and I will not allow such thing to happen! It's LynX, dude. And I think I won with my last 2 posts.
Lol, Raffles hotels.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH THE PICTURE! BRETT... SISTER!"
I wanna win.
Heheheheh, I hope he never sees the attachment.
I wanna win :jumpin:
"I grow tired of you... Finishing strike! Final Blast!!!"
Y won once! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to check this topic more often @_@
C'mon let's go, sonic!!!
Kefka: Uwee hee hee!
Samus: Shut up! *crushes Kefka*
Kefka: Curses! *crushed*
Moral of the story: Never eat your noodles dry.
"Feel my wrath... Finishing strike! Extreme Void..."
Feel the pain within my Vain.
HYPERCUBED!
um....FALCON......PUNCH!!!
That's right! With excellent pineapple, cherry, grape, and mango juice! Get yourself a tasty falcon punch today!
:guns: :frag: :para: :frag:
"I stake everything on the single blow! Finishing strike! Justice Stream!"
Man, I love the Finishing Strike lines from Valkyrie Profile...
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks :guns: :frag: :para: :frag:
hmm... is bicariously/indirectly posting gun smileys through a mod against forum rules? I haven't read it anywhere.
Hmmm, In that case you're screwed, because you're big *** avatar would count as a really big gun in my mind.
(posts plus one, woot!)
Since everything in Charas reset, Meiscool does not win ten times.
I know I said earlier it's okay to use charas being down to your advantage, but this is much too different. o_0
Plus that would mean he is the new winner. And the currently winner - I - Cannot allow such a thing, I defy you to a duel!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Since everything in Charas reset, Meiscool does not win ten times.
I know I said earlier it's okay to use charas being down to your advantage, but this is much too different. o_0
Hey. That's uncool.
I should at least win like one time or something. Jeeze... I mean, you did say if it's down it still counts.
If I don't see a win, I'm gonna take you to court because..... You..... ummmm.... lied! Yes, because you lied on the internet!
Whatever. BACK ON TRACK;
"Those loonies are going to blow up the ocean!"
WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!!
(Z)
So.... let me guess.... because charas was down again, Chaos won't get any point either?
Pish, this is rigged!
:jumpin: >: >: OWOWOW!!! HOTHOTHOT!!!
I am batman; the toast king, who tastes of great fortune and balance.
Awesome.
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Since everything in Charas reset, Meiscool does not win ten times.
I know I said earlier it's okay to use charas being down to your advantage, but this is much too different. o_0 |
Hey. That's uncool.
I should at least win like one time or something. Jeeze... I mean, you did say if it's down it still counts.
If I don't see a win, I'm gonna take you to court because..... You..... ummmm.... lied! Yes, because you lied on the internet!
It's different because Charas travelled through time, instead of just being down. o_0
I have a bottle of some weird stuff.
Fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu
Randomnessnessness.
PK FRIAR!
I WANNA BUY A TOASTER!!!!!
Damn those eggs.
Damn them to hell!!
I assume by "those eggs" you're reffering to Mr.mister!?
Eggs eggs eggs eggs.
Jumping thingy :jumpin: :jumpin: :jumpin:
Bill Nye the Science Guy!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Dot dot dot...
v v v
So just post anything.I'llllllll posttt oh never mind
Hello moto.
I pity the foo that spells Guard wrong.
Or, in other words: :mrT: that spells Guard wrong
Walkin' the streets I got a feelin' It's leather-tough You better believe it Wakin' up late Asleep in the gutter Breakin' the chains! You'd better cut me some
Heart of a lion And the wings of a bat Because it's midnite! Got the heart of a lion And the wings of a bat Because it's midnite!
Sunset Strip California West Hollywood I'm gonna warn ya Street smart soldiers Takin' up arms Bringin' the metal back to where it belongs!
Heart of a lion And the wings of a bat Because it's midnite! Got the heart of a lion And the wings of a bat Because it's midnite!
{guitar solo}
Liquid and leather In equal measure Champagne glass Mix 'em together
Sweet city sweat Vampire love Crimson flows down From the wings of a dove Floatin' over the pavement Guitars take flight Wearin' my tightest pants, because it's midnite!
Heart of a lion And the wings of a bat Because it's midnite! Got the heart of a lion And the wings of a bat Because it's midnite!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Oooh
Ok I'm done.
I like you not.
Inertia is a property of matter.
*Yawns*
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Inertia is a property of matter.
Jiggawaht?
Almost on the dot.
Dashman
Dork that After Smelling Horrible Marchmallows Attacked a Nurse with a laser gun
Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Well, I think I'll win this time!!!!
what makes you think so?
I don't know... Bt the voices keep telling me I'll win. :p
Nu uh!!! Hahahahaha
what voices are telling you that you will win?
Haha... I couldve let you win.... buttt, nu uh.
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Inertia is a property of matter. |
Jiggawaht?
Jiggawho?
Jigsaw puzzle.
Jigga is retired, you foo'
WHOEVER POSTS NEXT IS NOT ONLY N00B, BUT GAY ASWELL
3D Jigsaw Puzzle of the Taj Mahal with 1500 pieces completed in just 3 hours and 14 minutes by 24 adults and 3 children!
Yes I did just make that up.
In response to Rev: I am not going to be fooled into posting that word!
Let me re-phrase...whoever clicks the "Reply" button next in this topic and types up the next post, is gay :D
This isn't the "next" post! This is the LAST POST!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Right.... I will just go ahead and post away.
who ever posts next will definitely not win so no one should even try anymore.... :(
No one post or I'll mess up Charas so that one one can post!Some how.....
That doesn't work... I tried it. Look a few pages back.
Wow, I won without noticing I won with winning.
:3
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
What does a drunken cow say?
Oom.
that's weird
Agh! FFL! You stole my title!
how do I know that you didn't? Btw, I think that FFL2and3rocks won this round.
People are winning.... and they aren't called Grandy.... dtih smkae m engry (the WORST spelling mistake I ever made it means "This makes me angry"), you wouldn't want to see me angry...
actually, I want to. Take yourself a photo after posting like 10 times in Annoy the previous poster and Ipoopedontheroof posts after you. Then, upload that photo and show it to us. And how do you know that the second name of FFL2and3rocks is Grandy?
Mr. FFL2and3rocks Stongary Grandy or something like that. I don't think that Stongary can be a part of a last name, but that's the first thing I thought on.
I don't see my name on that list.
Originally posted by Dashman I think that FFL2and3rocks won this round.
*checks my last 3 post*
7 hour difference... 8 minute difference... 27 minute difference... nope! :(
You got my hopes up... :(
Stop posting dammit! I wanna win!
Originally posted by VulcanRaven336 Stop posting dammit! I wanna win!
Omg you broke the nopostingtwicein24hours rule! And so did I by posting this message! :eyes:
*Barny Music in the background* Barny:Hey kids! Kids:Hey look it Barny! *Kids to Barny* Barny:What are you doing today? Kids:Hunting. Barny:What are you hunting? Kids:You see. *Kids pull out gun and shoot a dog.*
not even Barney music will stop me from winning!
Dragonium's Equations for Life, Pt. 1:
Snacks are variable.
For example, cheese + breadstick = snack.
But breadstick = snack also.
There are several more examples.
Banana = snack.
Soup = snack.
Poached egg = snack.
Sandwich = snack.
Therefore, in an ideal snack, the possibilty for munching is directly equal to the number of letters divided by two. In the event that total letters is an odd number, this is not a snack, but a meal in itself.
However, the munchability factor of foodstuffs is also affected by the name, and whether it appeals. A different name, providing it is even numbered, grants improved snackability.
Deep-fried strips of crisp potato = not snack.
Bag of chips = snack.
Chicken embryo in heated water = not snack.
Poached egg = snack.
Nuclear warhead = not snack.
Nuclear bomb = snack.
I await part two of these marvelous equations!
..Stfu
That means that the Nuclear Bomb (11 letters) would be a meal then..... I found the flaw in your system!
And yes Dashman, Barney will stop you.
I found a more serious flaw!
Beef is a snack...
Pop tarts are a meal...
A cracker is a meal...
la la la...
im gonna WIN!
Not if I could help it!
You CAN'T help it, but I can! HAHAHAHA!
For the love of the infinite laugh that the clowns can make! Not even Barney can stop me, Meiscool.
wtf??stfu n00b!!1!11 lololololol liek i pwn j00!111twenty-three11!!!
Ok.....*stares at Grandy's picture*
Hey..HEY...PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, BOY!
Dude, delete or edit that last post to make it shorter. It's bad enough that Shadus pulls that crap.
No i can post whatever the hell i want to post plus it would be better for a pm
-_-
The more people that make pointless long posts like that, the more difficult it is for me to find winners.
I'm considering making a rule against this crap.
... Well... He spelt 'now' incorrectly ',niw.' Heheheh.
andrew, you made a new definition for the words unworhty, spam, ridiculous, long, and many others that, just because this is a public forum I'm not going to tell. Agree with the idea of the new rule!
Originally posted by Andrew78 *Dumbass *****
isn't it "next time won't you sing with me?" as a spammer, you fail!!!!
Im gonna win an thers nothin u can do about it foos! :mrT:
Originally posted by Andrew78 No i can post whatever the hell i want to post plus it would be better for a pm
No, you can't. Don't do it again.
Pwnage burn.
lala la la la.
^*^#@$#%!$&**#
Jiggawaht?
So, what do you think of them apples?
I think their red and juicy
OMG! Link iz liek zo kewl.
So long and thanks for all the fish So sad that it should come to this We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect Which might explain your disrespect For all the natural wonders that grow around you
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
The world's about to be destroyed There's no point getting all annoyed Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets We thought that most of you were sweet Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
If I had just one last wish I would like a tasty fish! If we could just change one thing We would all have learnt to sing! Come one and all Man and mammal Side by side In life's great gene pool!
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
Wow....
Originally posted by ipoopedontheroof Wow....
No posting twice in the same day, you post and mine doesn't counts
did i win on the 14th?
oh well.
Originally posted by blaze_shinigami did i win on the 14th?
oh well.
Someone posted about 7 hours after you.
Gave you cancer.
Originally posted by ipoopedontheroof OMG! Link iz liek zo kewl.
Oh yeah dood
You one minute bastard! *shakes fist*
*looks around, sticks a bit of paper to the wall* it reads:...*posts*...
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^ This is binary, search to "binary converter" in google to see a hidden mensage!
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Strong bad is a bad guy bad guy bad guy! Strong bad is a bad bad guy!!!
AAAAEIDHTIAEFGTHAEIDFUGFFCK!!! I CAN'T GET THAT THING OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
I know how to convert numbers into binary. I'm that cool :) My favourite number (in binary) is 1100001101001 But that is proper binary, not one of those binary translator binaries.
Gratz.
What does racecar spelled backwars spell?
Care cat? No that's not right.
racecar. yay!
Do you know the answer to 2+2?
twoplustwoequals
am I right?
meef?
The important thing is that you're not a defector.
:viking:

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Your User Name: Grandy Your Password: thispasswordisntrealandillknowifyoutriedtouseitseriouslythoughitisnttherealone
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Hey everyone! That is Grandy's real password!
Originally posted by Dragonium If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Testical!
Testical, not testicle.
FAIL'D
Originally posted by Razor Hey everyone! That is Grandy's real password!
A winnar is you!
Shomp.
WIN GET!
i hope i win this time...
Really? i hope so too
O no u dont :D
Oh yes I do.
So do I.
LAST'D
Tu-du!
Blast.
:mrT: who posts after me!
also, I WON BY LIKE 10 MINUTES!
Nine, fool!
Edit: I win!
C'mon! GOGOGOME!
A bar, a tavern and an inn walk into this guy...
Originally posted by Razor A bar, a tavern and an inn walk into this guy...
Is this some kind of joke?
Anyway, due to physics that guy exploded.
Exploding people?Cool.
I JUST WON! YEAAAAHHH! That makes 3.
Narrowest. Win. Ever.
Heart attack GET!
HEART ATTACK!!!
2000 damage!
VITAMIN C INSTANT DEATH
Aren't we only allowed to post once a day here?
Noone paid attention 54 pages ago, noone pays attention now.
_ghost_
It's been a long time since I posted something...
Na, nananana-na-na--na katamarii damashii!!!
Grandy's reign of terror is about to end. Now it will be my reign of terror.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.
Virgin Bloody Maries ate my face.
Read the rules Razor
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Here's how to play. When this topic goes 24 hours without any posts, whoever made the last post wins! And no posting twice within 24 hours either. If this topic goes 48 hours with no posts, then that counts as two wins.
*Ingore this post should I win*
Ace: ain't no teen girl Me: Sure you are. Me: *looks at Mid* What do you think? Mid: abou..? Me: Ace = teenage girl ? Ace: ain't no teen girl Mid: As in ace is really a teenage girl? Mid: I agree Ace: ain't no teen girl Me: Shut up and kiss me. *makes out with Ace* Sai: O_O Bill: *takes pictures* Ace: ...................................................................... Sai: BWA HA HA!!! Ace: O_O Me: ...I shouldn't have said that. You guys are going to hold it against me for the rest of my internet life.
Well, since I don't know what to post, I'll... SPEAK IN ESPAÑOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Si, nadie puede entender lo que digo... NANANANANAAAAANAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
¿Vieron? Como estoy escribiendo en español, tengo que poner los dos signos de interrogación. Un saludo para mi hermano Juampi, aguante Argentina, aguante Racing y... ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡Aguante Charas!!!!!!!
P.D. : Yo voy a ganar esta vez (I'll win this time...)
Puta!
HAHAHAAAAA that's a good usage of español, Razor.
JODER: JODO, JODES, JODE, JODEMOS, JODEIS, JODEN!!!
Now try n' translate that!
There are worse things to say in spanish. If you come to Argentina and someone pisses you off you can tell him this thingies:
"¡Andá a cagar!" "¡Andá a la concha de tu madre!" "¡Pelotudo!" "¡Forro!" "¡Chupame la pija, la puta que te parió!"
Those are very harsh insults that I will do good in not translating...
Originally posted by Kinslayer
"¡AndÂEa la concha de tu madre!"
All I know is "Tu madre" is Your mom.
Well, don't worry about the rest, all you need to know is that if somone in Argentina tells you that PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
Duuuurp.
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OK, I don't know what to post...
... ... ... ... ... *runs away!*
Timmeh!
Gabosh!
I have a theory that kittens are powered by a nuclear cell they are born with. It makes perfect sense.
See?
See?
I'm not ground!!
And a winner is Grandy.
Tun tun tun tuun tuuun tun tun tutun!
Awwwwwwwwwwww.... DERN.
Lookit me! I'm a white mage who likes flowers and helping people and blrrrr.
...it's such a shame for us to pa-art...
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Ok I had to say something...
Something.
Shiggity Shiggity Shwa! Shfifty-Five!
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Scene 1 [wind] [clop clop clop] King Arthur: Whoa there! [clop clop clop] Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there? Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Soldier #1: Pull the other one! Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse? Arthur: Yes! Soldier #1: You're using coconuts! Arthur: What? Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-- Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? Arthur: We found them. Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Arthur: What do you mean? Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Arthur: Please! Soldier #1: Am I right? Arthur: I'm not interested! Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. Soldier #2: Oh, yeah... Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... [clop clop clop] Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Soldier #2: Well, why not?
Escene 1... well... I've got nothing to invent :p
David the Gnome! dies
Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time, dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine... SoaD rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mew...
Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time, dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine... SoaD do not rocks that much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post.
Originally posted by coasterkrazy Post.
OMGZORS! YoU like Red my mInd!11/1/1!one/111/1eleventy1
SoaD does rock! ... Leave me alone! *cries*
Scene 2
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations. DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him... DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor... MORTICIAN: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round? MORTICIAN: Thursday. DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do? DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday. CUSTOMER: Right. [clop clop] MORTICIAN: Who's that then? CUSTOMER: I don't know. MORTICIAN: Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.
Naughty, NAUGHTY Zoot!
Originally posted by Kinslayer SoaD does rock! ... Leave me alone! *cries*
Okay, sorry...it rock...Don't cry anymore...
Moop.
Originally posted by Cerebus
quote: | Originally posted by Kinslayer SoaD does rock! ... Leave me alone! *cries* |
Okay, sorry...it rock...Don't cry anymore...
Sob... Sob... You mean it?! You are lying! *cries and shouts*
Come on, everybody!
OK, Mr. Sunshine! Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari on the Swing Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari on the Swing Ima, hajimaru yo kimi to boku no mitaiken adventure
Sky, terashi-te yo, ohisama wa bokura no spotlight sa Oh Smile, kikoeru yo, tokai no shareru Swing Beat Odorou yo, Dance, Dance, Dance! Kurukuru mawaru, kumo wo tsukinukete, kimi to korogaritai Ai no kakera wo atsume sora ni ukabeyou Oh Yeah
OK, Mr. Sunshine! Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy Nana, nanana nananana Bokura no symphony Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy Nana, nanana nananana Hajikeru fantasy Ima, hajimaru yo kimi to boku no mitaiken adventure
Hoo! Augh! Come On! Hoo!
Tonight, terashi-te yo, hoshi zora wa bokura no blacklight sa Tuxedo oshareshi-te odorou bokura no rhythm de Hayari no Step, Step, Step!
Kaze kitte mawaru shisen wa kugizuke sa, Kimi no katamaritai Futari wa unmei no naka ni makikomaretanda Oh Yeah
OK, Mr. Sunshine! Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy Nana, nanana nanananana Tokimeki destiny Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy Nana, nanana nanananana Yappari I love you Kyou mo dokoka de deai umareru ai hi ni yaketahada
I'm bored.
Manowar: Warriors of the World (United):
Here our soldiers stand from all around the world Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry All are gathered here, victory is near The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all
We alone are fighting for metal that is true We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky
[Chorus:] Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of the world Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of the world
Many stand against us, but they will never win We said we would return and here we are again To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain.
There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie And in their final hour they shall confess before they die
[Repeat chorus]
If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side Gather my horse and weapons, tell my family how I died Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real All who stand in my way will die by steel
Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of the world
[Repeat chorus to fade]
[At the break of dawn arrive the Riders of Rohan. They stop with their horses and stare at the number of Sauron's forces in front of Minas Tirith. We see Èowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, Merry with her. Both stare wide eyed. Èowyn places her arm around Merry.]
Èowyn/Dernhelm: "Courage, Merry, courage for our friends."
Orc leader: "Form ranks, you maggots! Form ranks!"
[The orcs start to march towards Théoden and his men. He rides in front of the long line of riders.]
Théoden: "Èomer! Take your éored down the left flank!"
Théoden: "Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center!"
Théoden: "Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall!"
Théoden: "Forth! And fear no darkness"
Théoden: "Arise! Arise, Riders of Théoden!"
[As Théoden rides past her, Èowyn hides her face.]
Théoden: "Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered!"
[Théoden rides before his men.]
Théoden: "A sword day...a red day...and the sun rises!"
[The riders point out their spears and before the White City, the orc kneel down, doing the same.]
Èowyn/Dernhelm: "What ever happens, stay with me. I'll look after you."
[The King rides past his men, hitting their spears with his sword as he goes.]
Théoden: "Ride now...Ride now...Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!"
[He stops and prepares to face Sauron's army.]
Théoden: "Death!"
Rohirrim: "Death!"
[Èowyn takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself.]
Théoden: "Death!"
Rohirrim: "Death!"
Théoden: "Death!!!"
Èowyn and Merry: "Death!!!"
Théoden: "Forth, Eorlingas!"
[As the sun rises, the Rohirrim blow into their horn and they ride.]
Yay!
I'll win. O yes, I'll win.
You'll loose. O yes, you'll loose.
No, I'll win, I feel it!
And what if you don't..?
No, there is no "I won't" I'll win! JAJAJAAAAA
I'm not so sure...someone will probably post just after you...
You know about the no-posting-twice-within-24-hours rule, riiiiiiiight?
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks There's only one rule to this game, and it is followed. If any two or more people posts more that three posts each in rapid concession, they will lose their rights to win. In addition to this penalty, Razor, who hasn't started playing yet, shall gain an extra point to his name. Well, that's what it said until you edited it out.
heeheehee im gonna winimgonnawinimgonnawin hahaha and there nothin you ca di about it hahahaha
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks You know about the no-posting-twice-within-24-hours rule, riiiiiiiight?
Of course I knew, but nobody cared about it, so I thought it was abolished ( I'm not sure if it is the good word ).
Scene 3
[clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS: I'm thirty seven. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old! ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.' DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked-- DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior! ARTHUR: Well, I AM king... DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress-- WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN: Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king. WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again. DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would-- ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? WOMAN: No one live there. ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. ARTHUR: Yes. DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. ARTHUR: Yes, I see. DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
RAH RAH RAH!
Gee! Forgot tha rules! SORRY!
NOODLESPEARMINTHIPPLEBREEST.
Scene 4
[battle sounds] [Black Knight defeats a worthless-piece-of-crap-knight] ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. [pause] I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die. ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that then? BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- [Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying] BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh? ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have. ARTHUR: Look! BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts Arthur in the chest] ARTHUR: Look, stop that. BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken! ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's leg off] BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that! ARTHUR: You'll what? BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere! ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me? BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible! ARTHUR: You're a loony. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [whop] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off] BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw. ARTHUR: Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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...the hell!?!
Winning seems to get harder these days.
I agree with Razor.
I DON'T WIN!
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(Doesn't count) Aww man... I hate it when I'm right.
POop tress!
Me Panda!
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Scene 5
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her? CROWD: Burn her! Burn! BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch? VILLAGER #2: She looks like one. BEDEVERE: Bring her forward. WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one. WITCH: They dressed me up like this. CROWD: No, we didn't -- no. WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. BEDEVERE: Well? VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. BEDEVERE: The nose? VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch! CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her! BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this? CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, a bit, a bit. VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart. BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! CROWD: Burn! Burn her! BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? Do they hurt? BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEVERE: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she, is made, of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! A duck! A duck! BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales! [yelling] BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak] CROWD: A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling] BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. BEDEVERE: My liege! ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table? BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored. ARTHUR: What is your name? BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige. ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table. [Narrative Interlude] NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.
Villager #3: I wish he would stop this. Villager #2: Me too. Villager #1: Cherries! Villager#5: What the heck? Villager #1: Umm... just practising my lines.... my freaking gay and fucked up lines.....
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YO
I am a moderator. I am joy now.
It was about time you get this new position with all the post you had. You must be proud of it.
Chicken pot pie.
Post count don't count, son! 'Sall about the dedication, the responsibility, the time spent here, and the precious precious post count.
Whoa, when did Razor become a mod? I'm always away for the big events. Congrats.
Quite obviously this post doesn't count, but thank you. And there's a big thread that isn't that big in All of All.
Whatever...Congratulation for your new position. I knew that you would get it someday.
Razor mod this damned page! lol
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Scene 6
BEDEVERE: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. BEDEVERE: Oh, certainly, sir. LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege! ARTHUR: Camelot! GALAHAD: Camelot! LAUNCELOT: Camelot! PATSY: It's only a model. ARTHUR: Shhh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to Camelot. [Knights singing inside the castle] We're knights of the round table We dance when e'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impecc-able. We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing] We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are for-mid-able Though many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsing-able We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot [tap-dancing] In war we're tough and able Quite indefatigable Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot. ARTHUR: Well, on second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.
(And no, I won't stop this until the end of the movie.)
The well-known seven-star system of the Pleiades is an open star cluster in the constellation Taurus - 420 light years distant from us - and is composed of relatively young stars, planets etc. The designation "seven-star system" is derived from the fact that at least seven sparkling stars can be seen with the naked eye on a clear and starry night in the northern winter sky. However, the planets of this system are in a developmental phase that is still totally unsuitable for human life forms at the present time. The home stars and planets of the Pleiadians, with whom Billy Meier maintains contacts, are located in the same region of the sky. However, they exist in another space-and-time configuration and are an additional 80 light years beyond the Pleiades. One of the sun systems located there bears the name Tayget, the central star, which is orbited by ten planets; four of these are inhabited. Those human beings living there we call Pleiadians. Yet they call themselves Plejaren (pronounced pleh-yar-en) according to their system, which bears the name Plejaren.
I really can't wait to read the entire movie in text! ^^ post may not count >.>
Scene 7
GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. ARTHUR: Sorry-- GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!? ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. Now knock it off! ARTHUR: Yes, Lord. GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- you're Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord! GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the Holy Grail. ARTHUR: A blessing! LAUNCELOT: A blessing from the Lord! GALAHAD: God be praised!
"He deered to kill a King's dare... DARED to kill a King's DEER" Sheriff of Rottingham, "Robin Hood, Man in Thights". C'MON WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE?
I have. It´s good!!!
I haven't, I never got around to it.
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bug!!!!!
But not really.
Srii, Two, Wan, Go, IAAAAAAAA!!!!
Scene 8
[clop clop] ARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo! GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this? GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard! ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see? ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one? GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)* ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look? GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a! ARTHUR: Well, what are you then? GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king! GALAHAD: What are you doing in England? GUARD: Mind your own business! ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man! GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. GUARD: Faites chier la vache …quoi? GUARD: Faites chier la vache [moo!] ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-- [twong] [mooooooo] Jesus Christ! Right! Charge! ALL: Charge! [mayhem] GUARD: Ah, this one is for your mother! [twong] ALL: Run away! GUARD: Thpppt! [ after running away...] LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart! ARTHUR: No no, no. BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir. [later] [chop] [rumble rumble squeak] MUTTERING GUARDS: c’est un lapin, un lapin de bois…wha?...c’est un cadeau…what? A present…oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui, hurry, let’s go. [rumble rumble squeak] [all knights are outside watching] ARTHUR: What happens now? BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! ARTHUR: Who leaps out? BEDEVERE: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh and uh.... ARTHUR: Oh.... BEDEVERE: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden badger-- [twong] ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! [splat] GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw.
*whispering to another guard.
"He deered to kill a King's dare... DARED to kill a King's DEER" Sheriff of Rottingham, "Robin Hood, Man in Thights". C'MON WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE? I'm not sure, but is it the "Crazy, crazy adventures of Robin Hood"? At least thats the name as they translated...
Not according to the IMDB. But it could be.
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OMG!!! FFL broke Charas!
Actually, he didn't, and I don't know why.
Well... Erhm... Wel... ... cri cri... *RUN AWAY!*
Boot.
Originally posted by Razor Actually, he didn't, and I don't know why.
Quit winning my game! Let Grandy win a few times!
Wario:Ima Wario! Ima gonna win!
Link: No your not you copy of Mario!
Link: Hi-ya
Wario: Ooo-ha that a-gonna hurt!
Linkizcool: I win :D:D:D
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Razor Actually, he didn't, and I don't know why. |
Quit winning my game! Let Grandy win a few times!
Listen to him, listen to him!
Not according to the IMDB. But it could be
It is, I searched for a few quotes from the movie, Mel Brooks rlz
*Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers* Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing? Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.
Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Achoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights! Now, back to the movie *radio music, like "Dun-dun-dun", yes, just three notes*
Scene 9
Pictures for Schools, take 8. DIRECTOR: Action! NARRATOR: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate, and search for the Grail individually. Now, this is what they did-- [clop clop] [An unknown knight rides in and stabs the narrator] WOMAN: Frank!
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I haven't won in forever... well maybe not that long... but close.
I never won and I'll never win. Life can be so hard...
Preeeeow.
"hi can i" "NO! Read the stickies first, n00b!" "NO N00BS" "Therefore, you are LOCKED!"
"Spacebaaaaallsssss!!!! NANANANA!!! Spacebaaaaallsssss!!!"
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l o s e !
Just like Alien vs Predator, whoever posts last... we lose.
Lost.
Damn... I just spelled out "Snake Eater" using :p smilies, but it used too many of 'em. :(
Should have taken a screenshot.
Wuhoo!I'm wining! [STRIKE]till some else posts...[/STRIKE] I didn't say that :| .
Scene 10
NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin.... So each of the knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels. MINSTREL (singing): Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his penis... ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot. DENNIS: Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom. WOMAN: Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Now I've dropped my mud. ALL HEADS: Halt! Who art thou? MINSTREL (singing): He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who-- ROBIN: Shut up! Um, n-n-nobody really, I'm j-just um, just passing through. ALL HEADS: What do you want? MINSTREL (singing): To fight, and-- ROBIN: Shut up! Um, oo, n-nothing, nothing really -- I, uh, j-j-ust to um, just to p-pass through good Sir knight. ALL HEADS: I'm afraid not! ROBIN: Ah. W-well, actually I am a Knight of the Round Table. ALL HEADS: You're a Knight of the Round Table? ROBIN: I am. LEFT HEAD: In that case I shall have to kill you. MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I? RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so. MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think? LEFT HEAD: I think kill him. RIGHT HEAD: Well let's be nice to him. MIDDLE HEAD: Oh shut up. LEFT HEAD: Perhaps- MIDDLE HEAD: And you. LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off! RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off! MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favor! LEFT HEAD: What? RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time. MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to him. LEFT HEAD: What do you mean? MIDDLE HEAD: You snore. LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath. MIDDLE HEAD: Well its only because you don't brush my teeth. RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. LEFT HEAD: All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. MIDDLE HEAD: Yes. RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not biscuits. LEFT HEAD: All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway. ALL HEADS: Right! LEFT HEAD: He buggered off. RIGHT HEAD: So he has, he's scampered. MINSTREL (singing): Brave Sir Robin ran away ROBIN: No! MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled ROBIN: No! MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet ROBIN: I never did! MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat ROBIN: Oh, lie! MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin ROBIN: I never!
Just let it echo through your mind... vomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomit
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I'm getting tired... here's the whole thing I didn't post yet:
Scene 11
NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Galahad [boom crash] [angels singing] [pound pound pound] GALAHAD: Open the door! Open the door! [pound pound pound] In the name of King Arthur, open the door! [squeak thump] [squeak boom] ALL: Hello! ZOOT: Welcome gentle Sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax. GALAHAD: The Castle Anthrax? ZOOT: Yes... oh, it's not a very good name is it? Oh! but we are nice and we shall attend to your every, every need! GALAHAD: You are the keepers of the Holy Grail? ZOOT: The what? GALAHAD: The Grail -- it is here? ZOOT: Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest awhile. Midget! Crepper! MIDGET and CRAPPER: Yes, oh Zoot! ZOOT: Prepare a bed for our guest. MIDGET and CRAPPER: Oh thank you thank you thank you-- ZOOT: Away away varlatesses! The beds here are warm and soft - -- and very, very big. GALAHAD: Well, look, I-I-uh-- ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight? GALAHAD: Sir Galahad... the Chaste. ZOOT: Mine is Zoot... just Zoot. Oh, but come! GALAHAD: Look, please! In God's name, show me the Grail! ZOOT: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! GALAHAD: L-look, I have seen it! It is here, in the-- ZOOT: Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality. GALAHAD: Well, I-I-uh-- ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded! GALAHAD: No, no -- i-it's nothing! ZOOT: Oh, but you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please, lie down. [clap clap] PIGLET: Ah. What seems to be the trouble? GALAHAD: They're doctors?! ZOOT: Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes. GALAHAD: B-but-- ZOOT: Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art. PIGLET: Try to relax. GALAHAD: Are you sure that's necessary? PIGLET: We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with that! PIGLET: Please -- we are doctors. GALAHAD: Get off the bed! I am sworn to chastity! PIGLET: Back to your bed! GALAHAD: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail! PIGLET: There's no grail here. GALAHAD: I have seen it, I have seen it. I have seen-- GIRLS: Hello. GALAHAD: Oh-- VARIOUS GIRLS: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. GALAHAD: Zoot! DINGO: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. GALAHAD: Oh, well, excuse me, I-- DINGO: Where are you going? GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle! DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot! GALAHAD: What is it? DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem. GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail? DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me. DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex. GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex! GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer. LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad! GALAHAD: Oh, hello. LAUNCELOT: Quick! GALAHAD: What? LAUNCELOT: Quick! GALAHAD: Why? LAUNCELOT: You're in great peril! GALAHAD: ZOOT: LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress! GALAHAD: Now look, it's not important. LAUNCELOT: Quick! Come on and we'll cover your escape! GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine! LAUNCELOT: Come on! GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed! DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed! GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed! LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad, come on! GALAHAD: No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily! DINGO: Oh, yes, let him handle us easily. GIRLS: Yes, yes! GALAHAD: Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them! DINGO: Yes, yes, he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance. GIRLS: Yes, yes. [boom] DINGO: Oh, ****. [outside] LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril. GALAHAD: I don't think I was. LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril. GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous. GALAHAD: Look, [something] as much peril as I can. LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril? LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy. GALAHAD: Bet you're gay! LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.
Narrative Interlude
NARRATOR: Sir Launcelot had saved Sir Galahad from almost certain temptation, but they were still no nearer the Grail. Meanwhile, King Arthur and Sir Bedevere, not more than a swallow's flight away, had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight, obviously. I mean, they were more than two laden swallow's flights away -- four, really, if they hadn't a cord of line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking and dragging-- CROWD: Get on with it! NARRATOR: Oh, anyway, on to scene twenty-four, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, in which there aren't any swallows, although I think you can hear a starling -oolp!
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Scene 12
OLD MAN: Ah, hee he he ha! ARTHUR: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the grail? OLD MAN: Ha ha he he he he! ARTHUR: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live? OLD MAN: He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered. ARTHUR: And the Grail... The Grail is there? OLD MAN: Very much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. ARTHUR: But the Grail! Where is the Grail!? OLD MAN: Seek you the Bridge of Death. ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Grail? OLD MAN: Hee hee ha ha!
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Scene 13
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR: Who are you? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni! ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: The same! BEDEVERE: Who are they? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pang, and Ni-wom! RANDOM: Ni-wom! ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: A what? HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice. ARTHUR: Of course. HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive. ARTHUR: Yes. HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!
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Scene 14
NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Launcelot. FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours! HERBERT: What, the curtains? FATHER: No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see! Stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad! HERBERT: But, Mother-- FATHER: Father, I'm Father. HERBERT: But Father, I don't want any of that. FATHER: Listen, lad. I've built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. The king said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest castle in these islands. HERBERT: But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather-- FATHER: Rather what?! HERBERT: I'd rather... just... [music] ...sing! FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain. HERBERT: But I don't want land. FATHER: Listen, Alice... HERBERT: Herbert. FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get. HERBERT: But I don't like her. FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land. HERBERT: I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain... special... [music] ...something... FATHER: Cut that out, cut that out. Look, you're marryin' Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea. [smack] Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im. GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him. GUARD #2: Hic! FATHER: No, no. Until I come and get 'im. GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room. FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave. GUARD #1: And you'll come and get him. GUARD #2: Hic! FATHER: Right. GUARD #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room. FATHER: No, no. Leaving the room. GUARD #1: Leaving the room, yes. FATHER: All right? GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we... FATHER: Yes, what is it? GUARD #1: Oh, if-if, oh-- FATHER: Look, it's quite simple. GUARD #1: Uh... FATHER: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right? GUARD #2: Hic! FATHER: Right. GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us? FATHER: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure-- GUARD #1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were-- FATHER: No, no, just keep him in here-- GUARD #1: Until you, or anyone else,-- FATHER: No, not anyone else, just me-- GUARD #1: Just you. GUARD #2: Hic! FATHER: Get back. GUARD #1: Get back. FATHER: Right? GUARD #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back. FATHER: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave. GUARD #1: What? FATHER: Make sure 'e doesn't leave. GUARD #1: The Prince? FATHER: Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave. GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard. FATHER: Is that clear? GUARD #2: Hic! GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems. FATHER: Right. [starts to leave] Where are you going? GUARD #1: We're coming with you. FATHER: No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave. GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right. HERBERT: But, Father! FATHER: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing! GUARD #2: Hic! FATHER: Oh, go get a glass of water.
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Scene 15
LAUNCELOT: Well taken, Concorde! CONCORDE: Thank you, sir! Most kind. LAUNCELOT: And again... Over we go! Good. Steady! And now, the big one...Ooof! Come on, Concorde! [thwonk] CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. [fwump] LAUNCELOT: Concorde! Concorde, speak to me! "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle." At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain! CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain! CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir. LAUNCELOT: Oh, I see. CONCORDE: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you-- LAUNCELOT: No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh) CONCORDE: Idiom, sir? LAUNCELOT: Idiom! CONCORDE: No, I feel fine, actually, sir. LAUNCELOT: Farewell, sweet Concorde! CONCORDE: I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah
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Scene 16
LAUNCELOT: Ha-ha! etc. GUARD #1: Now, you're not allowed to come in here, and we're-ugh! LAUNCELOT: O fair one, behold your humble servant Sir Launcelot of Camelot. I have come to take -- oh, I'm terribly sorry. HERBERT: You got my note! LAUNCELOT: Uh, well, I got A note. HERBERT: You've come to rescue me! LAUNCELOT: Uh, well, no, you see-- HERBERT: I knew that someone would, I knew that somewhere out there... there must be... [music] ...someone... FATHER: Stop that, stop that, stop it! Stop it! Who are you? HERBERT: I'm your son! FATHER: No, not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm Sir Launcelot, sir. HERBERT: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT: Well, let's not jump to conclusions. FATHER: Did you kill all the guard? LAUNCELOT: Uh..., oh, yes. Sorry. FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each. LAUNCELOT: Well, I'm awfully sorry, I'm -- I really can explain everything. HERBERT: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Launcelot, I've got a rope all ready! FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT: Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. FATHER: I can understand that. HERBERT: Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry! FATHER: Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all! LAUNCELOT: Well, I really didn't mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head! LAUNCELOT: Oh, dear. Is he all right? FATHER: You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune! LAUNCELOT: Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see-- FATHER: Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot? HERBERT: Hurry, Sir Launcelot! LAUNCELOT: Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir. FATHER: Pretty nice castle, Camelot. Uh, pretty good pig country.... LAUNCELOT: Yes. HERBERT: Hurry, I'm ready! FATHER: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink? LAUNCELOT: Well, that's, uh, awfully nice of you. HERBERT: I am ready! [start to leave] LAUNCELOT: --I mean to be, so understanding. [thonk] HERBERT: Oooh! LAUNCELOT: Um, I think when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away. FATHER: Oh, don't worry about that. HERBERT: Oooh! [splat]
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Scene 17
[wailing] FATHER: Well, this is the main hall. We're going to have all this knocked through, and made into one big, uh, living room. RANDOM: There he is! FATHER: Oh, bloody hell. LAUNCELOT: Ha-ha! etc. FATHER: Hold it, hold it! Please! LAUNCELOT: Sorry, sorry. See what I mean, I just get carried away. I really must -- sorry, sorry! Sorry, everyone. RANDOM: He's killed the best man! [yelling] FATHER: Hold it, please! Hold it! This is Sir Launcelot from the gorge of Camelot -- a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. LAUNCELOT: Hello. RANDOM: He killed my auntie! [yelling] FATHER: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. But I think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father-- RANDOM: He's not quite dead! FATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father-- RANDOM: He's getting better! FATHER: For, since her own father... who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him,-- [ugh] RANDOM: Oh, he's died! FATHER: And I want his only daughter to look upon me... as her own dad -- in a very real, and legally binding sense. [clapping] And I feel sure that the merger -- uh, the union -- between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous, Sir Launcelot of Camelot-- LAUNCELOT: What? RANDOM: Look! The dead Prince! CONCORDE: He's not quite dead! HERBERT: Oh, I feel much better. FATHER: You fell out of the cold tower, you creep! HERBERT: No, I was saved at the last minute. FATHER: How?! HERBERT: Well, I'll tell you... [music] FATHER: Not like that! Not like that! No, stop it! SINGING: He's going to tell! He's going to tell! FATHER: Shut up! SINGING: He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! CONCORDE: Quickly, sir! This way! LAUNCELOT: No, it's not in my idiom! I must escape....(sigh) CONCORDE: Dramatically, sir? LAUNCELOT: Yes! Dramatically! [crash] Excuse me, could, uh, could somebody give me a push, please...?
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Scene 18
[clop clop] ARTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni. CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... `nee'. CRONE: Agh! Do your worst! ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... nee! CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies! ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Noo! Noo! ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'nee'. BEDEVERE: Noo! ARTHUR: No, no -- 'nee'. You're not doing it properly. BEDEVERE: Noo! Ni! ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it. ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Ni! Ni! ROGER: Are you saying 'nee' to that old woman? ARTHUR: Um, yes. ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can `nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history. ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'? ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. BEDEVERE: Ni! ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
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Scene 19
ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem. ARTHUR: What is that? HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. RANDOM: Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke ekke ekke ptang zoo boing! RANDOM: Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test. ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni? HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. KNIGHTS: A path! A path! Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing! HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please! ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done. KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: Don't say that word. ARTHUR: What word? HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear. ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is? KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! ARTHUR: What, `is'? HEAD KNIGHT: No, not `is' -- we couldn't get vary far in life not saying `is'. BEDEVERE: My liege, it's Sir Robin! MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing about Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge ARTHUR: Oh, Robin! ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you! KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word! ARTHUR: Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail? MINSTREL (singing): He is sneaking away and buggering up-- ROBIN: Shut up! No, no no-- far from it. HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word again! ROBIN: I was looking for it. KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest. ARTHUR: No, it is far from-- KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! ARTHUR: Oh, stop it! KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again! ARTHUR: Patsy! HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again! That's three its! KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Narrative Interlude NARRATOR: And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in Scene 24. Beyond the forest they met Launcelot and Galahad, and there was much rejoicing. ALL: Yay! Yay! NARRATOR: In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. ALL: Yay! NARRATOR: A year passed. Winter changed into Spring. Spring changed into Summer. Summer changed back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn. Until one day...
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Scene 20
ARTHUR: Knights! Forward! [explosions] What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? TIM: I... am an enchanter. ARTHUR: By what name are you known? TIM: There are some who call me... Tim? ARTHUR: Greetings, Tim the Enchanter. TIM: Greetings, King Arthur! ARTHUR: You know my name? TIM: I do. [zoosh] You seek the Holy Grail! ARTHUR: That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Tim. TIM: Quite. [pweeng boom] [clap clap clap] ARTHUR: Yes, we're, we're looking for the Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail. KNIGHTS: It is, yes, yup, yes, yeah. ARTHUR: And so we're, we're, we're, we're looking for it. KNIGHTS: Yes we are we are. BEDEVERE: We have been for some time. ROBIN: Ages. ARTHUR: Uh, so, uh, anything you can do to, uh, to help, would be... very... helpful... GALAHAD: Look, can you tell us wh- [boom] ARTHUR: Fine, um, I don't want to waste anymore of your time, but, uh I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um, find a, uh, a, um, a uh-- TIM: A what...? ARTHUR: A g--, a g-- TIM: A Grail?! ARTHUR: Yes, I think so. KNIGHTS: Yes, that's it. Yes. TIM: Yes! KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you, splendid, fine. [boom pweeng boom boom] ARTHUR: Look, you're a busy man, uh-- TIM: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail. KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you. TIM: To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannog -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Regett [boom] proclaim the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.
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Scene 21
[clop clop whinny] ???: They're nervous, sire. ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount! TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog! ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered. ???: What with? ARTHUR: Just keep me covered. TIM: Too late! [chord] ARTHUR: What? TIM: There he is! ARTHUR: Where? TIM: There! ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit? TIM: It is the rabbit! ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up! TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! ???: Get stuffed! TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate! ???: Oh, yeah? ROBIN: You manky Scot's git! TIM: I'm warning you! ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum? TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! TIM: Look! [squeak] BORS: Aaaugh! [chord] ARTHUR: Jesus Christ! TIM: I warned you! ROBIN: I did it again! TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always-- ARTHUR: Oh, shut up! TIM: --But do they listen to me?-- ARTHUR: Right! TIM: -Oh, no-- KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak] KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc. KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away! TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw. ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose? ???: Gawain. ???: Hector. ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five. GALAHAD: Three, sir. ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite. ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more? ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor. GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake. ARTHUR: Like what? GALAHAD: Well,.... ARTHUR: Have we got bows? ???: No. LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work? ???: I know not, my liege. ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" MAYNARD: Amen. ALL: Amen. ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five! ???: Three, sir! ARTHUR: Three! [boom]
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Scene 22
???: There! Look! LAUNCELOT: What does it say? GALAHAD: What language is that? ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar! MAYNARD: It's Aramaic! GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea! LAUNCELOT: Course! ???: What does it say? MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uuggggggh'. ARTHUR: What? MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'. BEDEVERE: What is that? MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it. LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on! MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says. ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it! MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating. ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else? MAYNARD: No. Just, 'uuggggggh'. LAUNCELOT: Aauuggghhh. ???: Aaauggh. BEDEVERE: You don't suppose he meant the Camauuuugh? ???: Where's that? BEDEVERE: France, I think. LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall? ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives. SEVERAL: Iiiiives. BEDEVERE: Oooohoohohooo! LAUNCELOT: No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh. BEDEVERE: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm. LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh! BEDEVERE: Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh! ???: Oooh! ???: Oh, no! [roar] MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of aaauuugh! ARTHUR: Run away! ALL: Run away! Run away! [roar] NARRATOR: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril was no more. The Quest for Holy Grail could continue
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Scene 23
ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death! ROBIN: Oh, great. GALAHAD: Look! ARTHUR: There's the old man from Scene 24! BEDEVERE: What is he doing here? ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety. ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ROBIN: Oh, I won't go. GALAHAD: Who's going to answer the questions? ARTHUR: Sir Robin! ROBIN: Yes? ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go. ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go? LAUNCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east-- ARTHUR: No, no, hang on hang on hang on! Just answer the five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and pray. LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege. ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you. KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. KEEPER: What is your name? LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot. KEEPER: What is your quest? LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail. KEEPER: What is your favorite color? LAUNCELOT: Blue. KEEPER: Right. Off you go. LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. ROBIN: That's easy! KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. KEEPER: What is your name? ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot. KEEPER: What is your quest? ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail. KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria? ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! KEEPER: Stop! What is your name? GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot. KEEPER: What is your quest? GALAHAD: I seek the Grail. KEEPER: What is your favorite color? GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh! KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name? ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons. KEEPER: What is your quest? ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail. KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? KEEPER: What? I...I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows? ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
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ARTHUR: Lancelot! Launcelot! Launcelot! BEDEVERE: Launcelot! Launcelot! ARTHUR: Launcelot! Launcelot! BEDEVERE: Launcelot! Launcelot! [angels singing] ARTHUR: The Castle Aggh. Our quest is at an end! God be praised! Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast [something] safe [something] the most- [twong baaaa] Jesus Christ! GUARD: 'Allo, daffy English kaniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who is afraid of a duck, you know! So, we French fellows out-wit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence!? I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God himself has guided us! GUARD: How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters. ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle! GUARD: No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force! [splat] In the name of God and the glory of our-- [splat] Right! That settles it! GUARD: Yes, this time and [something] any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha! ARTHUR: Walk away. Just ignore them. GUARD: No, remain ??? illegitimate faced buggerfuls! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kaniggets! Thpppt! ARTHUR: We shall attack at once! BEDEVERE: Yes, my liege! ARTHUR: Stand by for attack! [policemans come out of nowhere and arrest ARTHUR and BEDEVERE]
------------------- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]): KING ARTHUR : Graham Chapman PATSY : Terry Gilliam GUARD #1 : Michael Palin GUARD #2 : Graham Chapman MORTICIAN : Eric Idle CUSTOMER : John Cleese DEAD PERSON : ??? DENNIS : Michael Palin WOMAN : Terry Jones BLACK KNIGHT : John Cleese (?) VILLAGER #1 : Eric Idle VILLAGER #2 : Michael Palin SIR BEDEVERE : Terry Jones WITCH : Connie Booth VILLAGER #3 : John Cleese NARRATOR: Michael Palin SIR LAUNCELOT : John Cleese SIR GALAHAD : Michael Palin SIR ROBIN : Eric Idle SIR BORS : Terry Gilliam GOD : Graham Chapman FRENCH GUARD : John Cleese MINSTREL : Neil Innes LEFT HEAD : Terry Jones MIDDLE HEAD : Graham Chapman RIGHT HEAD : Michael Palin OLD MAN/BRIDGEKEEPER : Terry Gilliam HEAD KNIGHT OF NI : Michael Palin FATHER : Michael Palin PRINCE HERBERT : Terry Jones GUARD #1 : Eric Idle GUARD #2 : ??? CONCORDE : Eric Idle OLD CRONE : ??? ANIMATOR : Terry Gilliam ROGER (THE SHRUBBER) : Eric Idle TIM (THE ENCHANTER): John Cleese BROTHER MAYNARD: Eric Idle SECOND BROTHER: Michael Palin
Credits and Subtitles:
Røten nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäny interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse
A møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
[Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA]
[Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT] [Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL]
[Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III] [Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME] [Møøse trained to mis concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG]
[Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER] [Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'O' Level Geography by BO BENN] [Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER] [Antler-care by LIV THATCHER]
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute
cyr cyr cry wine wine wine sob sob sob is that all you do
Grandy, you rock too hard.
That play wasn't worth the free admintance.
Originally posted by Meiscool That play wasn't worth the free admintance.
*SLAP* YES IT WAS!!!
Sorry, Bluhman... you won't win today...
Take a good hard look for the very last time, The very last one in a very long line :)
NOT
Argh, you won. I wanna win again...........
Razor can cheat. Boo Razor!
Shh..ignore my post....dont post at all plzxszxsz
:badboy:
I can, but I can't get away with it >.>
post
Mashimashimashima!
Rata Blanca- La Leyenda del Hada y el Mago
Cuentanla historia de un mago Que un dÃa en su bodque encantado lloró Porque a pesar de su magia No habÃa podido encontrar el amor...
La Luna, su única amiga Le daba fuerzas para soportar Todo el dolor que sentÃa por culpa De su tan larga soledad
Es que él sabÃa muy bien Qué es existir Nunca debÃa salir de su destino Si alguien te tiene que amarçYa lo sabrás Sólo tendrás que saber reconocerlo
Fue en una tarde que el mago Paseando en el bosque la vista cruzó Con la mirada más dulce que en toda su vida jamás conoció Desde ese mismo momento el hada y el mago quisieron estar Solos los dos en el bosque, amándose siempre y en todo lugar
Y el mal que siempre existió No soportó Ver tanta felicidad entre dos seres Y con su odio atacó hasta que el hada cayó En ese sueño fatal de no sentir...
En su castillo pasaba las noches el mago buscando el poder Que devoviera a su hada su amor, su mirada, tan dulce placer Y no paró desde entonces buscando la forma de recuperar A la mujer que aquél dÃa en el medio del bosque por fin pudo amar
Y hoy sabe qué es el amor Y que tendrá Fuerzas para soportar cualquier conjuro Sabe que un dÃa verá su dulce hada llegar Y para siempre con él se quedará. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's a GREAT song from Rata Blanca, I highly recommend it. Listen to it, I swear you'll like it.
O rly?
YA RLY!
NO WAI!
YES WAI!
Well you're jolly.
What an unhappy little man. Oh the well...
That IS sad... :|
Edit: No more flames, k?
YAY! No flames you jolly apes.
Monkey!
What flames?
Surely the post has been erased.
Yamete yo!
MIERDA!!!!!!
well, gues that does it :D
abc
:jumpin: Bouncies! :jumpin:
No amounts of vomiting can solve THIS crime, fallout boy!
One ENTIRE day without Grandy posting? We can't allow, that to happen, can we?
You just can't let me win, can you?
hehe...i dont think anyone will let you *smirk* ;)
I've got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it's midnight.
Originally posted by Bluhman I've got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it's midnight. google that phrase and get among other links a racist website. lol
Yay! I got my Xbox 360!
Yay! *The ungodly acts of n00bs and newbs* :guns: :frag: :para: !!!WATCH OUT!!!
I'm nervous... I do some theater classes at my school, and today we have to act for the first time to PEOPLE! OMG I can't take the pressure- *dies of heart attack*
I HOPE GRANDY DID not WET HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE
:guns: :frag: GUN SMILEY'D!! :para: :guns:
HAY GUYS WATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
The one who posts under me sucks!
Meh.
Ah-Ha! My avatar HAD a christmas tree hat too! ( It was so ugly, I changed it... )
EDIT : Oh, I've just beat you by 9 minutes.
And I was so close to winning, too!
Originally posted by Razor I HOPE GRANDY DID not WET HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE
Too bad, I already did...
j/k
Everyone said I was the best actor :]]
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Whoever posts after me is a loser and has no life and I will hate the rest of my life for ruining my chance at @$$omeness!!!
Yo soy mejor que ellos!
¡No sos mejor que nadie, cuando escribas en español poné bien los signos de admiración!
If you translate that, you'll understand.
Sorry, I'm not translating.
He's not better than anyone, when you write in Spanish I put good signs of admiration!
Or something like that.
Ahh, yes. My spanish gets better, but I am still nto fluent, so I say to you.
Gracias, Tu cabron, pero yo soy muy mejor que tu!
lol, jk
XD I'll teach you better insults, if you like!!! XD!!!
Heihachi Mishima pwns j00
You full of youself, acktor boyee!
fghjkl.
Durka durka.
Edit: THIS IS THE THOUSANDTH POST W0000T!!!!!
You and your cornchips can shove it, bitch! >:O
K.
K.
Hmmm... I would say K as well, but that might offend some black people.
How is saying KKK actually going to offend someone? Or are you just demonstrating your amazing 'putting three letters together' skills?
K
L.
M?
N is for Numb
R is for Razor wins
S is for STFU Razor
U is for UFTS Rozar.
V is for upsidedown-A without the - in the middle.
K is for KIN! S is for Slayer! KS is for Kinslayer!!! Yeah!!!... I think that this is the most retarded thing I have posted on Charas' Forums EVER!!!
L- is for lou reed:
candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories, both lovely and guiltfree, lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laghter, laconic giggles, ennui fort the passions, in order to justify most spurious desires, rectify moments, most serious and urgent, to hail upon the face of most odious time, requiring replies most facile and vacuous, with words nearly singed, with the heartbeat of passions, spew forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great concern, noble origin
denigrate obtuse and active verbs pronouns, skewer the sieve of optical sewer, release the handle that holds all the gates up, puncture the eyeballls, that seep all the muck up, read all the books and he people worth reading and still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling
please raise the flag rosy red carpet envy english used here is messenger is nervous it's no fun at all out here in the hall
mister moonlight succulent smooth and gorgeous. Isn't it nice? We're number One and so forth. Isn't it sweet being unique?
for screeching and yelling and various offenses, lower the queen and bend her over the tub, against the state, the country, the committe, hold her head under the water please for an hour, for groveling and spewing and various offenses, puncture the bloat with the wing of a sparrow, the inverse, the obverse, the converse,the reverse, the sharpening wing of the edge of a sparrow, for suitable reckonings too numerous to mention, as the queen is fat she is devoured by rats there is one way to skin a cat or poison a rat it is hetero four hear to three forthirightly stated.
relent and obverse and inverse and perverse and reverse the inverse of perverse and reverse and reverse an reverse and reverse and reverse and chop it and pluck it and cut it and spit it and sew it to joy on the edge of a cyclop and spinet it to rage on the edge of a cylindrical minute.
put down that rag simpering, callow and morose who let you in? if I knew, then I could get out the murder you see is a mystery to me
dear Mister Muse fellow of wit and gentry medieval ruse filling the shallow and empty, fools that duel duel in pools.
to Rembrandt and Oswald, to peanuts and ketchup, sanctimonious sycophants stir in the bushes, up to the stand with your foot on the bible as king I must order and constantly arouse, if you swear to catch up and throw up and up up, a king full of virgin kiss me and spin it, excuse to willow and wander dark wonders divest me of robes-sutures Harry and pig meat, the fate of a nation, rests hard on your bosoms, the king on his throne, puts his hand down his robe, the torture of inverse and silk screen and Harry, and set the tongue squealing the reverse and inverse
tantalize poets with visions of grandeur, their faces turn blue with the reek of the compost, as the livig try hard to retain what the dead lost, with double dead sickness from writing at what cost and business and business and reverse and reverse and set the brain reeling the inverse and perverse
objections suffice apelike and tactile bassoon oboeing me cordon the virus' section off to the left is what is not right
English arcane tantamount here to frenzy passing for me lascivious elder passion corpulent filth disguised as silk
contempt, contempt and contempt for the boredom, I shall poison the city and sink it with fire, for Cordless and Harry and Apepig and Scissor, the messenger's wig seems fraught with desire, for blueberry picnics and pince-nez and magpies, the mseenger's skirt, would you plaese hook it higher, for children and adults all thos under ninety, how truly disgusting. Would you please put it down? a stray in this fray is no condom worth saving, as king I'm quite just, but it's just quite impossible, a robe and a robe and a robe and a bat, no double class inverse could make lying worth dying
with cheap simian melodies, hillbilly outgush, for illiterate ramblings for cheap understanding the simple the inverse, the compost, the reverse, the obtuse and stupid, and business, and business, and cheap, stupid lyrics, and simple mass reverse while the real thing is dying
accept the pig, enter the Owl and Gorgeous, King on the left, it on the right and primping adjusting his nose as he reads from his scroll folksy knockwurst peel back the skin of French and what do you find? follicles intertwinning, succulent prose wrapped up in robes
off with his head, take his head from his neck off, requiring memories both lovely and guiltfree, put out his eyes, then cut his nose off, sanctimonious sycophants stir in the bushes, scoop out his brain, put a string where his ears were, all the king's horses and all the king's men, swing the whole mess at the end of the wire, scratch out his eyes with the tip of a razor, let the wire extend from the tip of a rose, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Oh! but retains the remnants of what once was a nose, pass me my robe, fill my bath up with water
jumpsuit and pig meat and making his fortune, while making them happy with the inverse and obverse and making them happy and making them happy with the coy and the stupid, just another dumb lackey, who puts out one thing, while singing the other, but the real thing's alone and it is no man's brother
no one knows no nose is good news and senseless extend the wine drink here toast to selfless ten year old port is perfect in court
safety is nice not an unwise word spoken scary, bad dreams made safe in lovely songs no doom or gloom allowed in this room
Casbah and Cascade and Rosehip and Feeling, Cascade and Cyanide, Rachaminoff, Beethoven skull silly wagon and justice and perverse and reverse the inverse and inverse and inverse, blueberry catalog, questionable earnings, hustler's lament and the rest will in due cry, to battle and scramble and browbeat and hurt while chewing on minstrels and choking on dirt, disease please seems the order of the day, please the king, please the king, please the king day, Casbah and Cascade and Rosehip and Feeling, point of order return the king here to the ceiling
oh, not to be whistled or studied or hummed or remembered at nights, when the I is alone, but to skewer and ravage and savage and split with the grace of a diamond, bellicose wit, to stun and to stagger with words as such stone, that those who do hear cannot again return home
razzamatazz, there's nothing on my shoulder, lust is a must, shaving my head's made me bolder, will you kindly read what it was I brought thee
hello to Ray, hello to Godiva and Angel, who let you in? isn't it nice the party? aren't the lights pretty at night?
sick leaf and sorrow and pincers net-scissors, regard and refrain from the daughters of marriage, regards for the elders and youngest in carriage, regard and regard for the inverse and perverse and obverse, and diverse, of reverse and reverse, regard from the sick, the dumb, and the camel from pump's storing water, like brain is too marrow to x-ray and filthy and cutting and peeling to skin and to skin and to bone and to structure to livid and pallid and turgid and structured and structured and structured and structured and structured and regard and refrain, the sick and the dumb, inverse, reverse and perverse
contempt, contempt, and contempt for the seething for writhing and reeling and two-bit reportage, for sick with the body and sinister holy, the drown burst blue babies now dead on the seashore, the valorous horseman, who hang from the ceiling, the pig on the carpet, the dusty pale jissom, that has no effect for the sick with the see-saw, the inverse, obverse converse, reverse of reverse the diverse and converse of reverse and perverse and sweet pyrotechnics, and let's have another of inverse, converse, diverse, perverse and reverse, hell's graveyard is damned as they chew on their brains, the slick and the scum, reverse, inverse and perverse
plowing while it's done away dumb and ready pig meat sick upon the carpet climb into the casket safe within the parapet sack is in the parapet pigs are out and growling slaughter by the seashore see the lifeguard drowning sea is full of fishes fish's full of china china plates are falling all fall down sick and shiny carpet lie before my eyes eyes lead me to the ceiling walk upon the wall wall tender as the green grass drink the whisky horror see the young girls dancing flies upon the beaches beaches are for sailors nuns across the sea-wall black hood horseman raging swordsman eating fire
sick upon the staircase sick upon the staircase blood upon the pillow climb into the parapet see the church bells gleaming knife that scrapes a sick plates of dentures full of air holes the tailor couldn't mend straight shoot her full of air holes climbing up the casket take me to the casket teeth upon her red throat screw me in the daisies rip apart her holler snip the seas fantastic treat her like a sailor full and free and nervous out to make his fortune either this or that way sickly or in good health piss upon a building like a dog in training teach to heel or holler yodel on a sing song down upon the carpet
fire on the carpet set the house ablazing seize and bring it flaming gently to the ground ground Dizzy Bell Miss Fortune fat and full of love-juice drip it on the carpet down below the fire hose weep and whisky fortune sail me to the moon, dear drunken dungeon sailors headless Roman horsemen the king and queen are empty their heads are in the outhouse fish upon the water bowl upon the saviour tooothless wigged Laureate plain and full of fancy name upon a letterhead impressing all wheatgerm love you for a nickel ball you for a quarter set the casket flaming do not go gentle blazing
tickle polyester sick within the parapet screwing for a dollar sucking on a fire-hose chewing on a rubber line tied to chairs and rare bits pay another player oh you're such a good lad here's another dollar tie him to the bedpost sick with witches' covens craving for a raw meat bones upon the metal sick upon the circle down upon the carpet down upon the carpet down below the parapet waiting for your bidding pig upon the carpet tumescent railroad neuro-anaesthesia analog ready for a good look drooling at the birches swinging from the birches succulent Nebraska
Hm... I don't get it. I tried checking to see if it was a palindrome too. Hmm... J is for Jude you will have to tell me what you meant by that.
EDIT: Hahaha, nevermind. coasterfreak291: so why did u want me to read it? ubrokemyphone: oh no ubrokemyphone: lou reed wrote it
I APOSTROPHE M for I'm confused, what is it? It only got up like 20 minutes ago. Too much thinking.
What the- ...? I am UNAUTHORIZED TO REPLY THIS THREAD?! ....well, it showed the message I was...
LOUD NOISES!
So close/...
If you post under this, bad luck and disgrace will haunt your pathetic soul forevermore...
Originally posted by Kinslayer If you post under this, bad luck and disgrace will haunt your pathetic soul forevermore...
Says the poser.
:smurf:
So right now Im sick and yeah... <.<
Sucks... happens sometimes...
Something else that happens sometimes is me winning, but that's less than sometimes really...
:mrT:
Ace, Peso, Nik, Velvet, Marny, Lalala, Opeo, Havana, Odeko, Honey, Ichigo, Fujio, Jungle, Shikao, Miso, June, Foomin, Johnson, Marcy, Kuro, Nickel, Colombo, Dipp.
Why?, cause I said so.
EDIT: Lucha, Daisy, Shy, Odeon, L'amour, Slip, Huey, Beyond, Drooby, Macho, Nutsuo, Miki, Signolo, Twinkle, Kinoko, Can-can.
So here I am again :p
Originally posted by Rowan So here I am again :p
You must read the rules before posting, only one post per day.
-Disregard this post should I win-
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by Rowan So here I am again :p |
You must read the rules before posting, only one post per day.
-Disregard this post should I win-
No.
Grr... I'll get you next time!
And your little dog too!
:cow:
That's animal cruelty
Bah, 4 hours and I could've won
NnnnnnoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you people!
Are you going to win? no
I'm still... aLivE!!!!
WoW1!1!1!
.... I'm going to write something... so now to just finish writing this without any interupti.....
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Traición- Hermética
Me jugué Por un amigo que al final Me abrió una herida Y estoy dejando un rastro al desangrar Decidido a no callar
*chorus* Cosas malas tiene la vida Pero ninguna peor que la traición Unos callan Otros olvidan Y yo lo canto recordándotelo *chorus ends here*
Confié Y me cagaron por amistad Pero aún sigo Saber Perder es bueno para empezar A hacerse vivo
*chorus*
Me cagaron por amistad Pero aún sigo Saber perder es bueno para empezar A hacerse vivo...
*solo*
Tal vez Arrime fuerzas con mi parecer A quien escucha...
*chorus*
*end*
That's the song Traición (Betrayal) of Hermética. Viva el metal!!!!!
Always complete your sentences because
...of the wonderful, wonderful things he does!
So... who would win in a battle beetwen Hulk and Obelix?
"These Romans are crazy" I'm saying the Hulk.
Yes, and because people are so easily pissed in this time and age, the Hulk would win.
I actually have no opinion over this, so I'll asume you're both right, NEXT!
Spiderman VS Prince of Persia?
Spider man! Spider man! Does whatever a spider can! Packs a punch like a swung frying pan!? Oh Spidermaaaaan!!!!
Prince of persia. Easy. I could care less how fast spiderman is in his tight fitted costume of death. He can stop time. And uses 2 swords. Thats all you need.
Originally posted by Revolution911 Prince of persia. Easy. I could care less how fast spiderman is in his tight fitted costume of death. He can stop time. And uses 2 swords. Thats all you need.
Oh. Never knew that...
*DISREGARD THIS POST FOR VICTORY IN THIS WEIRD CONTEST WHATEVER.*
Your move, holy man.
Post... well that's all this game is...
:mrT: could puh-own both of them.
Oh, that's BA. I though it was a prisoner with a sack on his head.
Does anyone have StarCraft?
No. XD don't know what to post!
No, I don't.
me
Him
BLAM MUFUKA
Warxe, I demand we play sometime. I need challengers!
Umm.. woot, post plus one.
:flower: :w00t: :cow: :smurf:
Anyone interested in the soccer World Cup next year???
I have more posts than joo
Of course... That's like the second time you've said something's greater than a jew...
Ok ok. Ace already made that joke... DON'T HURT ME!!!!! :(
Bluhman, I don't know where else to comment this other than a pm but I felt no need for one so I might as well say it here - I won't IM you anymore because I don't want to interrupt your games.
Aww, he respects your gaming. GIVE HIM A HUUUUUGGGG!!!!1
I have no idea where that came from. :|
why can't I be a senior member already!
AHAHAH! I'm a senior member. Hurts don't it.
Originally posted by VulcanRaven336 why can't I be a senior member already!
I sympathize with you, especially cuz we've been here way longer.
Actually, it does hurt. Bad.
Arf... no way I was gonna let anyone else win!
Good.
Agreed.
Bing Bang Kamehameha Final Flash Genki-dama n00b b45|-|3r
:cow: Got milk? :cow:
Lost Spoiler!
Oh no. Spoiler.
Now my life is ruined, thanks to Drag. :(:(:(
Now my pants are soiled, thanks to Drag. :(:(:(
...wait, what?
It's not the post count that counts, It's the speed of your internet connection.
Makankko sappo!!!!
Hey look, Razor is a Moderater. =O
Damn you, victorious one!
He's now damned.
Woohoo, let's throw a party.
Originally posted by coasterkrazy Woohoo, let's throw a party.
OK!
:w00t: :jumpin: :w00t: :jumpin: :w00t: :jumpin:
See You Next Tuesday *snickers*
and there I was, about to say noones won in over a month.
*makes Razor not win*
yeah, well, I'm getting my new computer monday. It's going to own. not very much, but still quite a bit.
Gasp!!! At least, some little time to post something!!! DAMN FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!
Katsudon-face!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
:cow: Moo
Moo, how original.
Wasn't meant to be original, it was the first thing that cam to my head to post. --post doesn't counts for the game--
First thing into my head to post. Post...
Fecal Matter
(my birthday is in ten days)
This is -currently- the last post. BUT NOW IT ISN'T!
True... very true. Now it isn't.
You still have a face of Katsudon!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
Scrubs is on in 40 minutes. I love that show.
Can't wait for my birthday in 9 days
The longest know person name in the world is...
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
Seriously, you can search one google.
its ok to feel sad
I couldn't get past the first line of his name, but a result definetley came up: http://travellerinthedark.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/10/the_longest_nam.html
I'm sure that was something
ROTFLMAO is Internet-speak for "Roll On The Floor Like Mao" (or sometimes "Rolling On The Floor Like Mao"). It is an insult, usually directed at interweb users who complain too much.
Uncyclopedia saved my life again.
I used to know a guy, who knew a guy, who had this dog, who knew a guy.
Hey, I think I knew that guy!
I don't think anyone has ever used this smiley:
:viking:
Interesting. Well, I will. :viking:
Several.
Random post.
w33p
Originally posted by Grandy quote: | ROTFLMAO is Internet-speak for "Roll On The Floor Like Mao" (or sometimes "Rolling On The Floor Like Mao"). It is an insult, usually directed at interweb users who complain too much. |
Uncyclopedia saved my life again.
It stands for "Roll on (the) floor laughing my arse off." It's a modification of ROFL.
You totally missed the point to hard it hurts and I don't want to explain it to you.
I wanna win.
Originally posted by coreystranick I wanna win.
You failed!
Pleas!!! let me win this time!!!!
No.
:viking: Moo.
(Unoriginal? Maybe. Do I care? No.)
Originally posted by Grandy :viking: Moo.
(Unoriginal? Maybe. Do I care? No.)
Hmmm... I never heard a viking say moo. That is so not the most unoriginal thing I've ever seen!
You are banned for... oh wait a minute, wrong game.
The time is 6:25 PM. Do you know where your sock puppets are?
In my pants.... I should not said that.... XD
Originally posted by Razor The time is 6:25 PM. Do you know where your sock puppets are?
Heh, for me it was 2:38 am.
Don't drink (B) because :w00t: is here! WOOT!
Fathers and Sons By Ivan Turgenev (1861) Dedicated to the memory of Vissarion Grigor'evich Belinsky
Chapter 1
"WELL, PYOTR, STILL NOT IN SIGHT?" WAS THE QUESTION ASKED ON 20th May, 1859, by a gentleman of about forty, wearing a dusty overcoat and checked trousers, who came out hatless into the low porch of the posting station at X. He was speaking to his servant, a chubby young fellow with whitish down growing on his chin and with dim little eyes.
The servant, in whom everything--the turquoise ring in his ear, the hair plastered down with grease and the polite flexibility of his movements--indicated a man of the new improved generation, glanced condescendingly along the road and answered, "No, sir, definitely not in sight."
"Not in sight?" repeated his master.
"No, sir," replied the servant again.
His master sighed and sat down on a little bench. We will introduce him to the reader while he sits, with his feet tucked in, looking thoughtfully around.
His name was Nikolai Petrovich Kirsanov. He owned, about twelve miles from the posting station, a fine property of two hundred serfs or, as he called it--since he had arranged the division of his land with the peasants--a "farm" of nearly five thousand acres. His father, a general in the army, who had served in 1812, a crude, almost illiterate, but good-natured type of Russian, had stuck to a routine job all his life, first commanding a brigade and later a division, and lived permanently in the provinces, where by virtue of his rank he was able to play a certain part. Nikolai Petrovich was born in south Russia, as was his elder brother Pavel, of whom we shall hear more; till the age of fourteen he was educated at home, surrounded by cheap tutors, free-and-easy but fawning adjutants, and all the usual regimental and staff people. His mother, a member of the Kolyazin family, was called Agatha as a girl, but as a general's wife her name was Agafoklea Kuzminishna Kirsanov; she was a domineering military lady, wore gorgeous caps and rustling silk dresses; in church she was the first to go up to the cross, she talked a lot in a loud voice, let her children kiss her hand every morning and gave them her blessing at night--in fact, she enjoyed her life and got as much out of it as she could. As a general's son, Nikolai Petrovich--though so far from brave that he had even been called a "funk"--was intended, like his brother Pavel, to enter the army; but he broke his leg on the very day he obtained a commission and after spending two months in bed he never got rid of a slight limp for the rest of his life. His father gave him up as a bad job and let him go in for the civil service. He took him to Petersburg as soon as he was eighteen and placed him in the university there. His brother happened at the same time to become an officer in a guards regiment. The young men started to share a flat together, and were kept under the remote supervision of a cousin on their mother's side, Ilya Kolyazin, an important official. Their father returned to his division and to his wife and only occasionally wrote to his sons on large sheets of grey paper, scrawled over in an ornate clerkly handwriting; the bottom of these sheets was adorned with a scroll enclosing the words, "Pyotr Kirsanov, Major-General." In 1835 Nikolai Petrovich graduated from the university, and in the same year General Kirsanov was put on the retired list after an unsuccessful review, and came with his wife to live in Petersburg. He was about to take a house in the Tavrichesky Gardens, and had joined the English club, when he suddenly died of an apoplectic fit. Agafoklea Kuzminishna soon followed him to the grave; she could not adapt herself to a dull life in the capital and was consumed by the boredom of retirement from regimental existence. Meanwhile Nikolai Petrovich, during his parents' lifetime and much to their distress, had managed to fall in love with the daughter of his landlord, a petty official called Prepolovensky. She was an attractive and, as they call it, well-educated girl; she used to read the serious articles in the science column of the newspapers. He married her as soon as the period of mourning for his parents was over, and leaving the civil service, where his father had secured him a post through patronage, he started to live very happily with his Masha, first in a country villa near the Forestry Institute, afterwards in Petersburg in a pretty little flat with a clean staircase and a draughty drawing room, and finally in the country where he settled down and where in due course his son, Arkady, was born. Husband and wife lived well and peacefully; they were hardly ever separated, they read together, they sang and played duets together on the piano, she grew flowers and looked after the poultry yard, he busied himself with the estate and sometimes hunted, while Arkady went on growing in the same happy and peaceful way. Ten years passed like a dream. Then in 1847 Kirsanov's wife died. He hardly survived this blow and his hair turned grey in a few weeks; he was preparing to travel abroad, if possible to distract his thoughts . . . but then came the year 1848. He returned unwillingly to the country and after a rather long penod of inactivity he began to take an interest in improving his estate. In 1855 he brought his son to the university and spent three winters in Petersburg with him, hardly going out anywhere and trying to make acquaintance with Arkady's young comrades. The last winter he was unable to go, and here we see him in May, 1859, already entirely grey-haired, plump and rather bent, waiting for his son, who had just taken his university degree, as once he had taken it himself.
The servant, from a feeling of propriety, and perhaps also because he was anxious to escape from his master's eye, had gone over to the gate and was smoking a pipe. Nikolai Petrovich bowed his head and began to stare at the crumbling steps; a big mottled hen walked sedately towards him, treading firmly with its thick yellow legs; a dirty cat cast a disapproving look at him, as she twisted herself coyly round the railing. The sun was scorching; a smell of hot rye bread was wafted from the dim entrance of the posting station. Nikolai Petrovich started musing. "My son . . . a graduate . . . Arkasha . . ." kept on turning round in his mind; he tried to think of something else, but the same thoughts returned. He remembered his dead wife. "She did not live to see it," he murmured sadly. A plump blue pigeon flew on to the road and hurriedly started to drink water from a puddle near the well. Nikolai Petrovich began to watch it, but his ear had already caught the sound of approaching wheels . . .
"It sounds as if they're coming, sir," announced the servant, emerging from the gateway.
Nikolai Petrovich jumped up and fixed his eyes on the road. A carriage appeared with three posting horses abreast; inside it he caught a glimpse of the band of a student's cap and the familiar outline of a dear face . . .
"Arkasha! Arkasha!" cried Kirsanov, and he ran out into the road, waving his arms . . . A few moments later his lips were pressed to the beardless dusty sunburnt cheek of the young graduate.
Chapter 2
"LET ME SHAKE MYSELF FIRST, DADDY," SAID ARKADY, IN A VOICE rather tired from traveling but boyish and resonant, as he responded gaily to his father's greetings; "I'm covering you with dust."
"Never mind, never mind," repeated Nikolai Petrovich, smiling tenderly, and struck the collar of his son's cloak and his own greatcoat with his hand. "Let me have a look at you; just show yourself," he added, moving back from him, and then hurried away towards the station yard, calling out, "This way, this way, bring the horses along at once.
Nikolai Petrovich seemed much more excited than his son; he was really rather confused and shy. Arkady stopped him.
"Daddy," he said, "let me introduce you to my great friend, Bazarov, about whom I wrote to you so often. He has kindly agreed to come to stay with us."
Nikolai Petrovich turned round quickly and going up to a tall man in a long, loose rough coat with tassels, who had just climbed out of the carriage, he warmly pressed the ungloved red hand which the latter did not at once hold out to him.
"I am delighted," he began, "and grateful for your kind intention to visit us; I hope--please tell me your name and patronymic."
"Evgeny Vassilyev," answered Bazarov in a lazy but manly voice, and turning back the collar of his rough overcoat he showed his whole face. It was long and thin with a broad forehead, a nose flat at the base and sharper at the end, large greenish eyes and sand-colored, drooping side whiskers; it was enlivened by a calm smile and looked self-confident and intelligent.
"I hope, my dear Evgeny Vassilich, that you won't be bored staying with us," continued Nikolai Petrovich.
Bazarov's thin lips moved slightly, but he made no answer and merely took off his cap. His fair hair, long and thick, did not hide the prominent bumps on his broad skull.
"Well, Arkady," Nikolai Petrovich began again, turning to his son, "would you rather have the horses brought round at once or would you like to rest?"
"We'll rest at home, Daddy; tell them to harness the horses."
"At once, at once," his father exclaimed. "Hey, Pyotr, do you hear? Get a move on, my boy." Pyotr, who as a perfectly modern servant had not kissed his master's hand but only bowed to him from a distance, vanished again through the gates.
"I came here with the carriage, but there are three horses for your tarantass also," said Nikolai Petrovich fussily, while Arkady drank some water from an iron bucket brought to him by the woman in charge of the station, and Bazarov began smoking a pipe and went up to the driver, who was unharnessing the horses. "There are only two seats in the carriage, and I don't know how your friend . . ."
"He will go in the tarantass," interrupted Arkady in an undertone. "Don't stand on ceremony with him, please. He's a splendid fellow, so simple--you will see."
Nikolai Petrovich's coachman brought the horses round.
"Well, make haste, bushy beard!" said Bazarov, addressing the driver.
"Do you hear, Mitya," chipped in another driver, standing with his hands behind him thrust into the slits of his sheepskin coat, "what the gentleman just called you? That's just what you are--a bushy beard."
Mitya only jerked his hat and pulled the reins off the steaming horses.
"Hurry up, lads, lend a hand!" cried Nikolai Petrovich. "There'll be something to drink our health with!"
In a few minutes the horses were harnessed; father and son took their places in the carriage: Pyotr climbed on to the box; Bazarov jumped into the tarantass, leaned his head back against the leather cushion--and both vehicles rolled away.
Chapter 3
"SO HERE YOU ARE, A GRADUATE AT LAST--AND HOME AGAIN," said Nikolai Petrovich, touching Arkady now on the shoulder, now on the knee. "At last!"
"And how is uncle? Is he well?" asked Arkady, who in spite of the genuine, almost childish joy which filled him, wanted as soon as possible to turn the conversation from an emotional to a more commonplace level.
"Quite well. He wanted to come with me to meet you, but for some reason he changed his mind."
"And did you have a long wait for me?" asked Arkady.
"Oh, about five hours."
"You dear old daddy!"
Arkady turned round briskly to his father and gave him a resounding kiss on the cheek. Nikolai Petrovich laughed quietly.
"I've got a splendid horse for you," he began. "You will see for yourself. And your room has been freshly papered."
"And is there a room ready for Bazarov?"
"We will find one all right."
"Please, Daddy, be kind to him. I can't tell you how much I value his friendship."
"You met him only recently?"
"Quite recently."
"That's how I didn't see him last winter. What is he studying?"
"His chief subject is--natural science. But he knows everything. Next year he wants to take his doctor's degree."
"Ah! he's in the medical faculty," remarked Nikolai Petrovich, and fell silent. "Pyotr," he went on, stretching out his hand, "aren't those our peasants driving along?"
Pyotr looked aside to where his master was pointing. A few carts, drawn by unbridled horses, were rolling rapidly along a narrow side-track. In each cart were seated one or two peasants in unbuttoned sheepskin coats.
"Just so, sir," replied Pyotr.
"Where are they going--to the town?"
"To the town, I suppose--to the pub," Pyotr added contemptuously, and half turned towards the coachman as if including him in the reproach. But the latter did not turn a hair; he was a man of the old type and did not share the latest views of the younger generation.
"The peasants have given me a lot of trouble this year," went on Nikolai Petrovich, turning to his son. "They won't pay their rent. What is one to do?"
"And are you satisfied with your hired laborers?"
"Yes," said Nikolai Petrovich between his teeth. "But they're being set against me, that's the worst of it, and they don't really work properly; they spoil the tools. However, they've managed to plough the land. We shall manage somehow--there will be enough flour to go round. Are you starting to be interested in agriculture?"
"What a pity you have no shade," remarked Arkady, without answering the last question.
"I have had a big awning put up on the north side over the veranda," said Nikolai Petrovich; "now we can even have dinner in the open air."
"Won't it be rather too like a summer villa? . . . But that's a minor matter. What air there is here! How wonderful it smells. Really it seems to me no air in the world is so sweetly scented as here! And the sky too . . ." Arkady suddenly stopped, cast a quick look behind him and did not finish his sentence.
"Naturally," observed Nikolai Petrovich, "you were born here, so everything is bound to strike you with a special----"
"Really, Daddy, it makes absolutely no difference where a person is born."
"Still----"
"No, it makes no difference at all."
Nikolai Petrovich glanced sideways at his son, and the carriage went on half a mile farther before their conversation was renewed.
"I forget if I wrote to you," began Nikolai Petrovich, "that your old nurse Yegorovna has died."
"Really? Poor old woman! And is Prokovich still alive?"
"Yes, and not changed a bit. He grumbles as much as ever. Indeed, you won't find many changes at Maryino."
"Have you still the same bailiff?"
"Well, I have made a change there. I decided it was better not to keep around me any freed serfs who had been house servants; at least not to entrust them with any responsible jobs." Arkady glanced towards Pyotr. "Il est libre en effet," said Nikolai Petrovich in an undertone, "but as you see, he's only a valet. My new bailiff is a townsman--he seems fairly efficient. I pay him 250 rubles a year. But," added Nikolai Petrovich, rubbing his forehead and eyebrows with his hand (which was always with him a sign of embarrassment), "I told you just now you would find no changes at Maryino, . . . That's not quite true . . . I think it my duty to tell you in advance, though . . . ."
He hesitated for a moment and then went on in French.
"A severe moralist would consider my frankness improper, but in the first place I can't conceal it, and then, as you know, I have always had my own particular principles about relations between father and son. Of course you have a right to blame me. At my age . . . To cut a long story short, that--that girl about whom you've probably heard . . . ."
"Fenichka?" inquired Arkady casually.
Nikolai Petrovich blushed.
"Don't mention her name so loudly, please . . . Well, yes . . . she lives with me now. I have installed her in the house . . . there were two small rooms available. Of course, all that can be altered."
"But why, Daddy; what for?'
"Your friend will be staying with us . . . it will be awkward."
"Please don't worry about Bazarov. He's above all that."
"Well, but you too," added Nikolai Petrovich. "Unfortunately the little side-wing is in such a bad state."
"For goodness' sake, Daddy," interposed Arkady. "You needn't apologize. Are you ashamed?"
"Of course, I ought to be ashamed," answered Nikolai Petrovich, turning redder and redder.
"Enough of that, Daddy, please don't . . ." Arkady smiled affectionately. "What a thing to apologize for," he thought to himself, and his heart was filled with a feeling of indulgent tenderness for his kind, soft-hearted father, mixed with a sense of secret superiority. "Please stop that," he repeated once more, instinctively enjoying the awareness of his own more emancipated outlook.
Nikolai Petrovich looked at his son through the fingers of the hand with which he was again rubbing his forehead, and a pang seized his heart . . . but he immediately reproached himself for it.
"Here are our own meadows at last," he remarked after a long silence.
"And that is our forest over there, isn't it?" asked Arkady.
"Yes. But I have sold it. This year they will cut it down for timber."
"Why did you sell it?"
"We need the money; besides, that land will be taken over by the peasants."
"Who don't pay their rent?"
"That's their affair; anyhow they will pay it some day."
"It's a pity about the forest," said Arkady, and began to look around him.
The country through which they were driving could not possibly be called picturesque. Field after field stretched right up to the horizon, now gently sloping upwards, then slanting down again; in some places woods were visible and winding ravines, planted with low scrubby bushes, vividly reminiscent of the way in which they were represented on the old maps of Catherine's times. They passed by little streams with hollow banks and ponds with narrow dams, small villages with low huts under dark and often crumbling roofs, and crooked barns with walls woven out of dry twigs and with gaping doorways opening on to neglected threshing floors; and churches, some brick-built with the stucco covering peeling off in patches, others built of wood, near crosses fallen crooked in the overgrown graveyards. Gradually Arkady's heart began to sink. As if to complete the picture, the peasants whom they met were all in rags and mounted on the most wretched-looking little horses; the willows, with their broken branches and trunks stripped of bark, stood like tattered beggars along the roadside; lean and shaggy cows, pinched with hunger, were greedily tearing up grass along the ditches. They looked as if they had just been snatched out of the clutches of some terrifying murderous monster; and the pitiful sight of these emaciated animals in the setting of that gorgeous spring day conjured up, like a white ghost, the vision of interminable joyless winter with its storms, frosts and snows . . . "No," thought Arkady, "this country is far from rich, and the people seem neither contented nor industrious; we just can't let things go on like this; reforms are indispensable . . . but how are we to execute them, how should we begin?"
Such were Arkady's thoughts . . . but even while he was thinking, the spring regained its sway. All around lay a sea of golden green--everything, trees, bushes and grass, vibrated and stirred in gentle waves under the breath of the warm breeze; from every side the larks were pouring out their loud continuous trills; the plovers were calling as they glided over the low-lying meadows or noiselessly ran over the tufts of grass; the crows strutted about in the low spring corn, looking picturesquely black against its tender green; they disappeared in the already whitening rye, only from time to time their heads peeped out from among its misty waves. Arkady gazed and gazed and his thoughts grew slowly fainter and died away . . . He flung off his overcoat and turned round with such a bright boyish look that his father hugged him once again.
"We're not far away now," remarked Nikolai Petrovich. "As soon as we get to the top of this hill the house will be in sight. We shall have a fine life together, Arkasha; you will help me to farm the land, if only it doesn't bore you. We must draw close to each other now and get to know each other better, mustn't we?"
"Of course," murmured Arkady. "But what a wonderful day it is!"
"To welcome you home, my dear one. Yes, this is spring in all its glory. Though I agree with Pushkin--do you remember, in Evgeny Onegin,
"'To me how sad your coming is, Spring, spring, sweet time of love! What----'"
"Arkady," shouted Bazarov's voice from the tarantass, "give me a match. I've got nothing to light my pipe with."
Nikolai Petrovich fell silent, while Arkady, who had been listening to him with some surprise but not without sympathy, hurriedly pulled a silver matchbox out of his pocket and told Pyotr to take it over to Bazarov.
"Do you want a cigar?" shouted Bazarov again.
"Thanks," answered Arkady.
Pyotr came back to the carriage and handed him, together with the matchbox, a thick black cigar, which Arkady started to smoke at once, spreading around him such a strong and acrid smell of cheap tobacco that Nikolai Petrovich, who had never been a smoker, was forced to turn away his head, which he did unobtrusively, to avoid hurting his son's feelings.
A quarter of an hour later both carriages drew up in front of the porch of a new wooden house, painted grey, with a red iron roof. This was Maryino, also known as New Hamlet, or as the peasants had nicknamed it, Landless Farm.
Chapter 4
NO CROWD OF HOUSE SERVANTS RAN OUT TO MEET THEIR MASTER; there appeared only a little twelve-year-old girl, and behind her a young lad, very like Pyotr, came out of the house; he was dressed in a grey livery with white armorial buttons and was the servant of Pavel Petrovich Kirsanov. He silently opened the carriage door and unbuttoned the apron of the tarantass. Nikolai Petrovich with his son and Bazarov walked through a dark and almost empty hall, through the door of which they caught a glimpse of a young woman's face, and into a drawing room furnished in the most modern style.
"Well, here we are at home," said Nikolai Petrovich, removing his cap and shaking back his hair. "Now the main thing is to have supper and then to rest."
"It wouldn't be a bad thing to have a meal, certainly," said Bazarov, stretching himself, and he sank on to a sofa.
"Yes, yes, let us have supper at once," exclaimed Nikolai Petrovich, and for no apparent reason stamped his foot. "Ah, here comes Prokovich, just at the right moment."
A man of sixty entered, white-haired, thin and swarthy, dressed in a brown coat with brass buttons and a pink neckerchief. He grinned, went up to kiss Arkady's hand, and after bowing to the guest, retreated to the door and put his hands behind his back.
"Here he is, Prokovich," began Nikolai Petrovich; "at last he has come back to us . . . Well? How do you find him?"
"As well as could be," said the old man, and grinned again. Then he quickly knitted his bushy eyebrows. "Do you want supper served?" he asked solemnly.
"Yes, yes, please. But don't you want to go to your room first, Evgeny Vassilich?"
"No, thanks. There's no need. Only tell them to carry my little trunk in there and this garment, too," he added, taking off his loose overcoat.
"Certainly. Prokovich, take the gentleman's coat." (Prokovich, with a puzzled look, picked up Bazarov's "garment" with both hands, and holding it high above his head went out on tiptoe.) "And you, Arkady, are you going to your room for a moment?"
"Yes, I must wash," answered Arkady, and was just moving towards the door when at that moment there entered the drawing room a man of medium height, dressed in a dark English suit, a fashionable low cravat and patent leather shoes, Pavel Petrovich Kirsanov. He looked about forty-five; his closely cropped grey hair shone with a dark luster like unpolished silver; his ivory-colored face, without wrinkles, had exceptionally regular and clear features, as though carved by a sharp and delicate chisel, and showed traces of outstanding beauty; particularly fine were his shining, dark almond-shaped eyes. The whole figure of Arkady's uncle, graceful and aristocratic, had preserved the flexibility of youth and that air of striving upwards, away from the earth, which usually disappears when people are over thirty.
Pavel Petrovich drew from his trouser pocket his beautiful hand with its long pink nails, a hand which looked even more beautiful against the snowy white cuff buttoned with a single large opal, and stretched it out to his nephew. After a preliminary European hand shake, he kissed him three times in the Russian style; in fact he touched his cheek three times with his perfumed mustache, and said, "Welcome!"
Nikolai Petrovich introduced him to Bazarov; Pavel Petrovich responded with a slight inclination of his supple body and a slight smile, but he did not give him his hand and even put it back in his pocket.
"I began to think that you weren't coming today," he began in a pleasant voice, with an amiable swing and shrug of the shoulders; his smile showed his splendid white teeth. "Did anything go wrong on the road?"
"Nothing went wrong," answered Arkady. "Only we dawdled a bit. So now we're as hungry as wolves. Make Prokovich hurry up, Daddy; I'll be back in a moment."
"Wait, I'm coming with you," exclaimed Bazarov, suddenly pulling himself off the sofa. Both the young men went out.
"Who is he?" asked Pavel Petrovich.
"A friend of Arkasha's; according to him a very clever young man."
"Is he going to stay with us?"
"Yes."
"That unkempt creature!"
"Well, yes."
Pavel Petrovich drummed on the table with his finger tips. "I fancy Arkady s'est dégourdi," he observed. "I'm glad he has come back."
At supper there was little conversation. Bazarov uttered hardly a word, but ate a lot. Nikolai Petrovich told various anecdotes about what he called his farming career, talked about the forthcoming government measures, about committees, deputations, the need to introduce new machinery, etc. Pavel Petrovich paced slowly up and down the dining room (he never ate supper), occasionally sipping from a glass of red wine and less often uttering some remark or rather exclamation, such as "Ah! aha! hm!" Arkady spoke about the latest news from Petersburg, but he was conscious of being a bit awkward, with that awkwardness which usually overcomes a youth when he has just stopped being a child and has come back to a place where they are accustomed to regard and treat him as a child. He made his sentences quite unnecessarily long, avoided the word "Daddy," and even sometimes replaced it by the word "Father," mumbled between his teeth; with exaggerated carelessness he poured into his glass far more wine than he really wanted and drank it all. Prokovich did not take his eyes off him and kept on chewing his lips. After supper they all separated at once.
"Your uncle's a queer fellow," Bazarov said to Arkady, as he sat in his dressing gown by the bed, smoking a short pipe. "All that smart dandyism in the country. Just think of it! And his nails, his nails--they ought to be sent to an exhibition!"
"Why, of course you don't know," replied Arkady; "he was a great figure in his day. I'll tell you his story sometime. He was extremely handsome, and used to turn all the women's heads."
"Oh, that's it! So he keeps it up for the sake of old times. What a pity there's no one for him to fascinate here! I kept on looking at his astonishing collar, just like marble--and his chin, so meticulously shaved. Come, come, Arkady, isn't it ridiculous?"
"Perhaps it is, but he's a good man really."
"An archaic survival! But your father is a splendid fellow. He wastes his time reading poetry and knows precious little about farming, but he's kindhearted."
"My father has a heart of gold."
"Did you notice how shy he was?"
Arkady shook his head, as if he were not shy himself.
"It's something astonishing," went on Bazarov, "these old romantic idealists! They go on developing their nervous systems till they get highly strung and irritable, then they lose their balance completely. Well, good night. In my room there's an English washstand, but the door won't fasten. Anyhow, that ought to be encouraged--English washstands--they stand for progress!"
Bazarov went out, and a sense of peaceful happiness stole over Arkady. It was sweet to fall asleep in one's own home, in the familiar bed, under the quilt which had been worked by loving hands, perhaps the hands of his old nurse, those gentle, good and tireless hands. Arkady remembered Yegorovna, and sighed and wished, "God rest her soul" . . . for himself he said no prayer.
Both he and Bazarov soon fell asleep, but others in the house remained awake much longer. Nikolai Petrovich was agitated by his son's return. He lay in bed but did not put out the candles, and propping his head in his hands he went on thinking. His brother was sitting till long after midnight in his study, in a wide armchair in front of the fireplace, in which some embers glowed faintly. Pavel Petrovich had not undressed, but some red Chinese slippers had replaced his patent leather shoes. He held in his hand the last number of Galignani, but he was not reading it; he gazed fixedly into the fireplace, where a bluish flame flickered, dying down and flaring up again at intervals . . . God knows where his thoughts were wandering, but they were not wandering only in the past; his face had a stern and concentrated expression, unlike that of a man who is solely absorbed in his memories. And in a little back room, on a large chest, sat a young woman in a blue jacket with a white kerchief thrown over her dark hair; this was Fenichka; she was now listening, now dozing, now looking across towards the open door, through which a child's bed was visible and the regular breathing of a sleeping infant could be heard.
Chapter 5
THE NEXT MORNING BAZAROV WOKE UP EARLIER THAN ANYONE else and went out of the house. "Ugh!" he thought, "this isn't much of a place!" When Nikolai Petrovich had divided his estate with his peasants, he had to set aside for his new manor house four acres of entirely flat and barren land. He had built a house, offices and farm buildings, laid out a garden, dug a pond and sunk two wells; but the young trees had not flourished, very little water had collected in the pond, and the well water had a brackish taste. Only one arbor of lilac and acacia had grown up properly; the family sometimes drank tea or dined there. In a few minutes Bazarov had explored all the little paths in the garden; he went into the cattle yard and the stables, discovered two farm boys with whom he made friends at once, and went off with them to a small swamp about a mile from the house in order to search for frogs.
"What do you want frogs for, sir?" asked one of the boys.
"I'll tell you what for," answered Bazarov, who had a special capacity for winning the confidence of lower-class people, though he never cringed to them and indeed treated them casually; "I shall cut the frog open to see what goes on inside him, and then, as you and I are much the same as frogs except that we walk on legs, I shall learn what is going on inside us as well."
"And why do you want to know that?"
"In order not to make a mistake if you're taken ill and I have to cure you."
"Are you a doctor, then?"
"Yes."
"Vaska, did you hear that? The gentleman says that you and I are just like frogs; that's queer."
"I'm frightened of frogs," remarked Vaska, a boy of seven with flaxen hair and bare feet, dressed in a grey smock with a high collar.
"What are you frightened of? Do they bite?"
"There, paddle along into the water, you philosophers," said Bazarov.
Meanwhile Nikolai Petrovich had also awakened and had gone to see Arkady, whom he found dressed. Father and son went out on to the terrace under the shelter of the awning; the samovar was already boiling on the table near the balustrade among great bunches of lilac. A little girl appeared, the same one who had first met them on their arrival the evening before. In a shrill voice she said, "Fedosya Nikolayevna is not very well and she can't come; she told me to ask you, will you pour out tea yourself or should she send Dunyasha?"
"I'll pour myself, of course," interposed Nikolai Petrovich hurriedly. "Arkady, how do you like your tea, with cream or with lemon?"
"With cream," answered Arkady, then after a brief pause he muttered questioningly, "Daddy?"
Nikolai Petrovich looked at his son with embarrassment. "Well?" he said.
Arkady lowered his eyes.
"Excuse me, Daddy, if my question seems to you indiscreet," he began; "but you yourself by your frank talk yesterday encouraged me to be frank . . . you won't be angry?"
"Go on."
"You make me bold enough to ask you, isn't the reason why Fen . . . isn't it only because I'm here that she won't come to pour out tea?"
Nikolai Petrovich turned slightly aside.
"Perhaps," he at length answered, "she supposes . . . she feels ashamed."
Arkady glanced quickly at his father. "She has no reason to feel ashamed. In the first place, you know my point of view," (Arkady much enjoyed pronouncing these words) "and secondly, how could I want to interfere in the smallest way with your life and habits? Besides, I'm sure you couldn't make a bad choice; if you allow her to live under the same roof with you, she must be worthy of it; in any case, it's not for a son to judge his father--particularly for me, and with such a father, who has always let me do everything I wanted."
Arkady's voice trembled to start with; he felt he was being magnanimous and realized at the same time that he was delivering something like a lecture to his father; but the sound of his own voice has a powerful effect on any man, and Arkady pronounced the last words firmly and even emphatically.
"Thank you, Arkasha," said Nikolai Petrovich thickly, and his fingers again passed over his eyebrows. "What you suppose is in fact quite true. Of course if this girl hadn't deserved . . . it's not just a frivolous fancy. It's awkward for me to talk to you about this, but you understand that it's difficult for her to come here in your presence, especially on the first day of your arrival."
"In that case I'll go to her myself!" exclaimed Arkady, with a fresh onrush of generous excitement, and he jumped up from his seat. "I will explain to her that she has no need to feel ashamed in front of me."
Nikolai Petrovich got up also.
"Arkady," he began, "please . . . how is it possible . . . there . . . I haven't told you yet . . ."
But Arkady was no longer listening to him; he had run off the terrace. Nikolai Petrovich gazed after him and sank into a chair overwhelmed with confusion. His heart began to throb . . . Did he realize at that moment the inevitable strangeness of his future relations with his son? Was he aware that Arkady might have shown him more respect if he had never mentioned that subject at all? Did he reproach himself for weakness? It is hard to say. All these feelings moved within him. though in the state of vague sensations only, but the flush remained on his face, and his heart beat rapidly.
Then came the sound of hurrying footsteps and Arkady appeared on the terrace. "We have introduced ourselves, Daddy!" he cried with an expression of affectionate and good-natured triumph on his face. "Fedosya Nikolayevna is really not very well today, and she will come out a little later. But why didn't you tell me I have a brother? I should have kissed him last night as I kissed him just now!"
Nikolai Petrovich tried to say something, tried to rise and open wide his arms. Arkady flung himself on his neck.
"What's this? Embracing again!" sounded the voice of Pavel Petrovich behind them.
Father and son were both equally glad to see him at that moment; there are situations, however touching, from which one nevertheless wants to escape as quickly as possible.
"Why are you surprised at that?" said Nikolai Petrovich gaily. "What ages I've been waiting for Arkasha. I haven't had time to look at him properly since yesterday."
Arkady went up to his uncle and again felt on his cheeks the touch of that perfumed mustache. Pavel Petrovich sat down at the table. He was wearing another elegant English suit with a bright little fez on his head. That fez and the carelessly tied little cravat suggested the freedom of country life, but the stiff collar of his shirt--not white, it is true, but striped, as is correct with morning dress--stood up as inexorably as ever against his well-shaved chin.
"Where is your new friend?" he asked Arkady.
"He's not in the house; he usually gets up early and goes off somewhere. The main thing is not to pay any attention to him; he dislikes ceremony."
"Yes, that's obvious," Pavel Petrovich began, slowly spreading butter on his bread. "Is he going to stay long with us?"
"Possibly. He came here on his way to his father's."
"And where does his father live?"
"In our province, about sixty-five miles from here. He has a small property there. He used to be an army doctor."
"Tut, tut, tut! Of course. I kept on asking myself, 'Where have I heard that name before, Bazarov?' Nikolai, don't you remember, there was a surgeon called Bazarov in our father's division."
"I believe there was."
"Exactly. So that surgeon is his father. Hm!" Pavel Petrovich pulled his mustache. "Well, and Monsieur Bazarov, what is he?" he asked in a leisurely tone.
"What is Bazarov?" Arkady smiled. "Would you like me to tell you, uncle, what he really is?"
"Please do, nephew."
"He is a nihilist!"
"What?" asked Nikolai Petrovich, while Pavel Petrovich lifted his knife in the air with a small piece of butter on the tip and remained motionless.
"He is a nihilist," repeated Arkady.
"A nihilist," said Nikolai Petrovich. "That comes from the Latin nihil, nothing, as far as I can judge; the word must mean a man who . . . who recognizes nothing?"
"Say--who respects nothing," interposed Pavel Petrovich and lowered his knife with the butter on it.
"Who regards everything from the critical point of view," said Arkady.
"Isn't that exactly the same thing?" asked Pavel Petrovich.
"No, it's not the same thing. A nihilist is a person who does not bow down to any authority, who does not accept any principle on faith, however much that principle may be revered."
"Well, and is that good?" asked Pavel Petrovich. "That depends, uncle dear. For some it is good, for others very bad."
"Indeed. Well, I see that's not in our line. We old-fashioned people think that without principles, taken as you say on faith, one can't take a step or even breathe. Vous avez changé tout cela; may God grant you health and a general's rank, and we shall be content to look on and admire your . . . what was the name?"
"Nihilists," said Arkady, pronouncing very distinctly.
"Yes, there used to be Hegelists and now there are nihilists. We shall see how you will manage to exist in the empty airless void; and now ring, please, brother Nikolai, it's time for me to drink my cocoa."
Nikolai Petrovich rang the bell and called, "Dunyasha!" But instead of Dunyasha, Fenichka herself appeared on the terrace. She was a young woman of about twenty-three with a soft white skin, dark hair and eyes, childishly pouting lips and plump little hands. She wore a neat cotton dress; a new blue kerchief lay lightly over her soft shoulders. She carried a large cup of cocoa and setting it down in front of Pavel Petrovich, she was overcome with confusion; the hot blood rushed in a wave of crimson under the delicate skin of her charming face. She lowered her eyes and stood by the table slightly pressing it with her finger tips. She looked as if she were ashamed of having come in and somehow felt at the same time that she had a right to come.
Pavel Petrovich frowned and Nikolai Petrovich looked embarrassed. "Good morning, Fenichka," he muttered through his teeth.
"Good morning," she replied in a voice not loud but resonant, and casting a quick glance at Arkady, who gave her a friendly smile, she went quietly away. She had a slightly swaying walk, but that also suited her.
For some minutes silence reigned on the terrace. Pavel Petrovich was sipping his cocoa; suddenly he raised his head. "Here is Mr. Nihilist coming over to visit us," he murmured.
Bazarov was in fact approaching through the garden, striding over the flower beds. His linen coat and trousers were bespattered with mud; a clinging marsh plant was twined round the crown of his old round hat, in his right hand he held a small bag in which something alive was wriggling. He walked quickly up to the terrace and said with a nod, "Good morning, gentlemen; sorry I was late for tea; I'll join you in a moment. I just have to put these prisoners away."
"What have you there, leeches?" asked Pavel Petrovich.
"No, frogs."
"Do you eat them or keep them for breeding?"
"For experiments," answered Bazarov indifferently, and went into the house.
"So he's going to cut them up," observed Pavel Petrovich; "he has no faith in principles, but he has faith in frogs."
Arkady looked sadly at his uncle; Nikolai Petrovich almost imperceptibly shrugged his shoulders. Pavel Petrovich himself felt that his epigram had misfired and he began to talk about farming and the new bailiff who had come to him the evening before to complain that a laborer, Foma, was "debauched," and had become unmanageable. "He's such an à sop," he remarked. "He announces to everyone that he's a worthless fellow; he wants to have a good time and then he'll suddenly leave his job on account of some stupidity."
Chapter 6
BAZAROV CAME BACK, SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE AND BEGAN to drink tea hurriedly. Both brothers watched him in silence, and Arkady glanced furtively from one to the other.
"Did you walk far this morning?" asked Nikolai Petrovich at last.
"To where you've got a little marsh near an aspen wood. I scared away five snipe. You might shoot them, Arkady."
"So you're not a sportsman yourself?"
"No."
"Isn't physics your special subject?" asked Pavel Petrovich in his turn.
"Yes, physics, and natural science in general."
"They say the Teutons have lately had great success in that line."
"Yes, the Germans are our teachers in it," Bazarov answered carelessly.
Pavel Petrovich had used the word "Teutons" instead of "Germans" with an ironical intention, which, however, no one noticed.
"Have you such a high opinion of Germans?" asked Pavel Petrovich with exaggerated politeness. He was beginning to feel a concealed irritation. Bazarov's complete nonchalance disgusted his aristocratic nature. This surgeon's son was not only self-assured, he even answered abruptly and unwillingly and there was something coarse and almost insolent in the tone of his voice.
"Their scientists are a clever lot."
"Ah, yes. I expect you hold a less flattering opinion about Russian scientists."
"Very likely."
"That is very praiseworthy self-denial," said Pavel Petrovich, drawing himself up and throwing back his head. "But how is it that Arkady Nikolaich was telling us just now that you acknowledge no authorities? Don't you even believe in them?"
"Why should I acknowledge them, or believe in them? If they tell me the truth, I agree--that's all."
"And do all Germans tell the truth?" murmured Pavel Petrovich, and his face took on a distant, detached expression, as if he had withdrawn to some misty height.
"Not all," answered Bazarov with a short yawn, obviously not wanting to prolong the discussion.
Pavel Petrovich looked at Arkady, as if he wanted to say, "How polite your friend is."
"As far as I'm concerned," he began again with some effort, "I plead guilty of not liking Germans. There's no need to mention Russian Germans, we all know what sort of creatures they are. But even German Germans don't appeal to me. Formerly there were a few Germans here and there; well, Schiller for instance, or Goethe--my brother is particularly fond of them--but nowadays they all seem to have turned into chemists and materialists . . ."
"A decent chemist is twenty times more useful than any poet," interrupted Bazarov.
"Oh, indeed!" remarked Pavel Petrovich, and as if he were falling asleep he slightly raised his eyebrows. "So you don't acknowledge art?"
"The art of making money or of advertising pills!" cried Bazarov, with a contemptuous laugh.
"Ah, just so; you like joking, I see. So you reject all that Very well. So you believe in science only?"
"I have already explained to you that I don't believe in anything; and what is science--science in the abstract? There are sciences, as there are trades and professions, but abstract science just doesn't exist."
"Excellent. Well, and do you maintain the same negative attitude towards other traditions which have become generally accepted for human conduct?"
"What is this, a cross-examination?" asked Bazarov.
Pavel Petrovich turned a little pale . . . Nikolai Petrovich felt that the moment had come for him to intervene in the conversation.
"Sometime we should discuss this subject with you in greater detail, my dear Evgeny Vassilich; we will hear your views and express our own. I must say I'm personally very glad you are studying natural science. I heard that Liebig made some wonderful discoveries about improving the soil. You can help me in my agricultural work and give me some useful advice."
"I'm at your service, Nikolai Petrovich, but Liebig is quite above our heads. We must first learn the alphabet and only then begin to read, and we haven't yet grasped the a b c."
"You are a nihilist all right," thought Nikolai Petrovich, and added aloud, "All the same I hope you will let me apply to you occasionally. And now, brother, I think it's time for us to go and have our talk with the bailiff."
Pavel Petrovich rose from his seat. "Yes," he said, without looking at anyone; "it's sad to have lived like this for five years in the country, far from mighty intellects! You turn into a fool straight away. You try not to forget what you have learned--and then one fine day it turns out to be all rubbish, and they tell you that experienced people have nothing to do with such nonsense, and that you, if you please, are an antiquated old simpleton. What's to be done? Obviously young people are cleverer than we."
Pavel Petrovich turned slowly on his heels and went out; Nikolai Petrovich followed him.
"Is he always like that?" Bazarov coolly asked Arkady directly the door had closed behind the two brothers.
"I must say, Evgeny, you were unnecessarily rude to him," remarked Arkady. "You hurt his feelings."
"Well, am I to humor them, these provincial aristocrats? Why, it's all personal vanity, smart habits, and foppery. He should have continued his career in Petersburg if that's his turn of mind . . . But enough of him! I've found a rather rare specimen of water beetle, Dytiscus marginatus--do you know it? I'll show you."
"I promised to tell you his story . . ." began Arkady.
"The story of the beetle?"
"Come, come, Evgeny--the story of my uncle. You'll see he's not the kind of man you take him for. He deserves pity rather than ridicule."
"I don't dispute, but why do you worry about him?"
"One should be just, Evgeny."
"How does that follow?"
"No, listen . . ."
And Arkady told him his uncle's story. The reader will find it in the following chapter.
Chapter 7
PAVEL PETROVICH KIRSANOV WAS EDUCATED FIRST AT HOME, LIKE his younger brother, and afterwards in the Corps of Pages. From childhood he was distinguished by his remarkable beauty; he was self-confident, rather ironical, and had a biting sense of humor; he could not fail to please people. He began to be received everywhere directly he had obtained his commission as an officer. He was pampered by society, and indulged in every kind of whim and folly, but that did not make him any less attractive. Women went crazy about him, men called him a fop and secretly envied him. He shared a flat with his brother, whom he loved sincerely although he was most unlike him. Nikolai Petrovich was rather lame, had small, agreeable but somewhat melancholy features, little black eyes and soft thin hair; he enjoyed being lazy, but he also liked reading and was shy in society. Pavel Petrovich did not spend a single evening at home, prided himself on his boldness and agility (he was just bringing gymnastics into fashion among the young men of his set), and had read in all five or six French books. At twenty-eight he was already a captain; a brilliant career lay before him. Suddenly all that was changed.
In those days there used to appear occasionally in Petersburg society a woman who has even now not been forgotten--Princess R. She had a well-educated and respectable, but rather stupid husband, and no children. She used suddenly to travel abroad and equally suddenly return to Russia, and in general she led an eccentric life. She was reputed to be a frivolous coquette, abandoned herself keenly to every kind of pleasure, danced to exhaustion, laughed and joked with young men whom she used to receive before dinner in a dimly lit drawing room, but at night she wept and said prayers, finding no peace anywhere, and often paced her room till morning, wringing her hands in anguish, or sat, pale and cold, reading a psalter. Day came and she turned again into a lady of fashion, she went about again, laughed, chatted and literally flung herself into any activity which could afford her the slightest distraction. She had a wonderful figure; her hair, golden in color and heavy like gold, fell below her knees, yet no one would have called her a beauty; the only striking feature in her whole face was her eyes--and even her eyes were grey and not large--but their glance was swift and deeply penetrating, carefree to the point of audacity and thoughtful to the verge of melancholy--an enigmatic glance. Something extraordinary shone in those eyes even when her tongue was chattering the emptiest gossip. She dressed equisitely. Pavel Petrovich met her at a ball, danced a mazurka with her, in the course of which she did not utter a single sensible word, and fell passionately in love with her. Accustomed to making conquests, he succeeded with her also, but his easy triumph did not damp his enthusiasm. On the contrary, he found himself in a still closer and more tormenting bondage to this woman, in whom, even when she surrendered herself without reserve, there seemed always to remain something mysterious and unattainable, to which no one could penetrate. What was hidden in that soul--God alone knows! It seemed as if she were in the grip of some strange powers, unknown even to herself; they seemed to play with her at will and her limited mind was not strong enough to master their caprices. Her whole behavior was a maze of inconsistencies; the only letters which could have aroused her husband's just suspicions she wrote to a man who was almost a stranger to her, and her love had always an element of sadness; she no longer laughed and joked with the man whom she had chosen, but listened to him and looked at him in bewilderment. Sometimes this bewilderment would change suddenly into a cold horror; her face would take on a wild, deathlike expression and she would lock herself up in her bedroom; her maid, putting her ear to the keyhole, could hear her smothered sobs. More than once, as he returned home after a tender meeting, Kirsanov felt within him that heart-rending, bitter gloom which follows the consciousness of total failure. "What more do I want?" he asked himself, but his heart was heavy. He once gave her a ring which had a sphinx engraved in the stone.
"What is this?" she asked. "A sphinx?"
"Yes," he answered, "and that sphinx is--you."
"Me?" she asked, and slowly looked at him with her enigmatic eyes. "Do you know, that is very flattering," she added with a meaningless smile, while her eyes still looked as strangely as before.
Pavel Petrovich suffered even while Princess R. loved him, but when she became cold to him, and that happened quite soon, he almost went out of his mind. He tortured himself, he was jealous, he gave her no rest but followed her everywhere. She grew sick of his persistent pursuit of her and went abroad. He resigned from his regiment in spite of the entreaties of his friends and the advice of his superior officers, and he followed the princess abroad; four years he spent in foreign countries, at one time pursuing her, at other times trying to lose sight of her; he was ashamed of himself, he was indignant at his own lack of resolution--but nothing helped. Her image--that incomprehensible, almost meaningless, but fascinating image--was too deeply rooted in his heart. In Baden he once more revived his former relationship with her; it seemed as though she had never before loved him so passionately . . . but in a month it was all over; the flame flared up for the last time and then died out forever. Foreseeing the inevitable separation, he wanted at least to remain her friend, as if lasting friendship with such a woman were possible . . . She left Baden secretly and from that time permanently avoided meeting Kirsanov. He returned to Russia and tried to live as before, but he could not adapt himself to his old routine. He wandered from place to place like one possessed; he still went out to parties and retained the habits of a man of the world; he could boast of two or three more conquests; but he no longer expected anything from himself or from others, and he undertook nothing new. He grew old and grey, spending all his evenings at the club, embittered and bored--arguing indifferently in bachelor society became a necessity for him, and that was a bad sign. Of course the thought of marriage never even occurred to him. Ten years passed in this way, grey and fruitless years, but they sped by terribly quickly. Nowhere does time fly as it does in Russia; in prison, they say, it flies even faster. One day when he was dining at his club, Pavel Petrovich heard that Princess R. was dead. She had died in Paris in a state bordering on insanity. He rose from the table and paced about the rooms for a long time, occasionally standing motionless behind the cardplayers, but he returned home no earlier than usual. A few weeks later he received a packet on which his name had been written; it contained the ring which he had given to the princess. She had drawn lines in the shape of a cross over the sphinx and sent him a message to say that the solution of the enigma was the cross.
This happened at the beginning of the year 1848, at the same time as Nikolai Petrovich came to Petersburg after the death of his wife. Pavel Petrovich had hardly seen his brother since the latter had settled in the country; Nikolai Petrovich's marriage had coincided with the very first days of Pavel Petrovich's acquaintance with the princess. When he returned from abroad, he went to the country, intending to stay two months with his brother and to take pleasure in his happiness, but he could stand it for only a week. The difference between them was too great. In 1848 this difference had diminished; Nikolai Petrovich had lost his wife, Pavel Petrovich had abandoned his memories; after the death of the princess he tried not to think about her. But for Nikolai there remained the feeling of a well-spent life, and his son was growing up under his eyes; Pavel, on the contrary, a lonely bachelor, was entering into that indefinite twilight period of regrets which resemble hopes and of hopes which are akin to regrets, when youth is over and old age has not yet started.
This time was harder for Pavel Petrovich than for other people, for in losing his past he lost everything he had.
"I won't ask you to come to Maryino now," Nikolai Petrovich said to him one day (he had called his property by that name in honor of his wife); "you found it dull there even when my dear wife was alive, and now, I fear, you would be bored to death."
"I was stupid and fidgety then," answered Pavel Petrovich. "Since then I have calmed down, if not grown wiser. Now, on the contrary, if you will let me, I am ready to settle down with you for good."
Instead of answering, Nikolai Petrovich embraced him; but a year and a half elapsed after this conversation before Pavel Petrovich finally decided to carry out his intention. Once he was settled in the country, however, he would not leave it, even during those three winters which Nikolai spent in Petersburg with his son. He began to read, chiefly in English; indeed he organized his whole life in an English manner, rarely met his neighbors and went only out to the local elections, and then he was usually silent, though he occasionally teased and alarmed landowners of the old school by his liberal sallies, and he held himself aloof from members of the younger generation. Both generations regarded him as "stuck up," and both respected him for his excellent aristocratic manners, for his reputation as a lady killer, for the fact that he was always perfectly dressed and always stayed in the best room in the best hotel; for the fact that he knew about good food and had once even dined with the Duke of Wellington at Louis Philippe's table; for the fact that he took with him everywhere a real silver dressing case and a portable bath; for the fact that he smelt of some unusual and strikingly "distinguished" perfume; for the fact that he played whist superbly and always lost; lastly they respected him for his incorruptible honesty. Ladies found him enchantingly romantic, but he did not cultivate the society of ladies . . .
"So you see, Evgeny," remarked Arkady, as he finished his story, "how unjustly you judge my uncle. Not to mention that he has more than once helped my father out of financial troubles, given him all his money--perhaps you don't know, the property was never divided up--he's happy to help anyone; incidentally he is always doing something for the peasants; it is true, when he talks to them, he screws up his face and sniffs eau de Cologne. . . "
"Nerves, obviously," interrupted Bazarov.
"Perhaps, but his heart is in the right place. And he's far from stupid. What a lot of useful advice he has given me . . . especially . . . especially about relations with women."
"Aha! If you burn your mouth with hot milk, you'll even blow on water--we know that!"
"Well," continued Arkady, "in a word, he's profoundly unhappy--it's a crime to despise him."
"And who is despising him?" retorted Bazarov. "Still, I must say that a man who has staked his whole life on the one card of a woman's love, and when that card fails, turns sour and lets himself drift till he's fit for nothing, is not really a man. You say he's unhappy; you know better than I do; but he certainly hasn't got rid of all his foibles. I'm sure that he imagines he is busy and useful because he reads Galignani and once a month saves a peasant from being flogged."
"But remember his education, the age in which he grew up," said Arkady.
"Education?" ejaculated Bazarov. "Everyone should educate himself, as I've done, for instance . . . And as for the age, why should I depend upon it? Let it rather depend on me. No, my dear fellow, that's all emptiness and loose living. And what are these mysterious relations between a man and a woman? We physiologists know what they are. You study the anatomy of the eye; and where does it come in, that enigmatic look you talk about? That's all romanticism, rubbish, and moldy æsthetics. We had much better go and examine the beetle."
And the two friends went off to Bazarov's room, which was already pervaded by a kind of medical surgical smell, mixed with the reek of cheap tobacco.
Chapter 8
PAVEL PETROVICH DID NOT STAY LONG AT HIS BROTHER'S INTERVIEW with the bailiff, a tall, thin man with the soft voice of a consumptive and cunning eyes, who to all Nikolai Petrovich's remarks answered, "Indeed, certainly, sir," and tried to show up the peasants as thieves and drunkards. The estate had only just started to be run on the new system, whose mechanism still creaked like an ungreased wheel and cracked in places like homemade furniture of raw, unseasoned wood. Nikolai Petrovich did not lose heart but he often sighed and felt discouraged; he realized that things could not be improved without more money, and his money was almost all spent. Arkady had spoken the truth; Pavel Petrovich had helped his brother more than once; several times, seeing him perplexed, racking his brains, not knowing which way to turn, Pavel Petrovich had moved towards the window, and with his hands thrust into his pockets had muttered between his teeth, "Mais je puis vous donner de l'argent," and gave him money; but today he had none left himself and he preferred to go away. The petty disputes of agricultural management wearied him; besides, he could not help feeling that Nikolai Petrovich, with all his zeal and hard work, did not set about things in the right way, although he could not point out exactly what were his brother's mistakes. "My brother is not practical enough," he would say to himself; "they cheat him." On the other hand, Nikolai Petrovich had the highest opinion of Pavel Petrovich's practical capacity and was always asking for his advice. "I'm a mild, weak person, I've spent my life in the depths of the country," he used to say, "while you haven't seen so much of the world for nothing; you understand people, you see through them with an eagle's eye." In answer to such words, Pavel Petrovich only turned aside but did not contradict his brother.
Leaving Nikolai Petrovich in the study, he walked along the corridor which separated the front portion of the house from the back; on reaching a low door he stopped and hesitated for a moment, then, pulling at his mustache, he knocked on it.
"Who is there? Come in," called out Fenichka's voice.
"It is me," said Pavel Petrovich, and opened the door. Fenichka jumped up from the chair on which she was sitting with her baby, and putting him into the arms of a girl who at once carried him out of the room, she hastily straightened her kerchief.
"Excuse me for disturbing you," began Pavel Petrovich without looking at her; "I only wanted to ask you . . . as they are sending into the town today . . . to see that they buy some green tea for me."
"Certainly," answered Fenichka, "how much tea do you want?"
"Oh, half a pound will be enough, I should think. I see you have made some changes here," he added, casting a rapid look around and at Fenichka's face. "Those curtains," he went on, seeing that she did not understand him.
"Oh, yes, the curtains; Nikolai Petrovich kindly gave them to me, but they've been hung up for quite a long time."
"Yes, and I haven't been to see you for a long time. Now it is all very nice here."
"Thanks to Nikolai Petrovich's kindness," murmured Fenichka.
"You are more comfortable here than in the little side-wing where you used to be?" inquired Pavel Petrovich politely but without any trace of a smile.
"Certainly, it is better here."
"Who has been put in your place now?"
"The laundrymaids are there now."
"Ah!"
Pavel Petrovich was silent. "Now he will go," thought Fenichka; but he did not go and she stood in front of him rooted to the spot, moving her fingers nervously.
"Why did you send your little one away?" said Pavel Petrovich at last. "I love children; do let me see him."
Fenichka blushed all over with confusion and joy. She was frightened of Pavel Petrovich; he hardly ever spoke to her.
"Dunyasha," she called. "Will you bring Mitya, please?" (Fenichka was polite to every member of the household.) "But wait a moment; he must have a frock on." Fenichka was going towards the door.
"That doesn't matter," remarked Pavel Petrovich.
"I shall be back in a moment," answered Fenichka, and she went out quickly.
Pavel Petrovich was left alone and this time he looked round with special attention. The small, low room in which he found himself was very clean and cosy. It smelt of the freshly painted floor and of camomile flowers. Along the walls stood chairs with lyre-shaped backs, bought by the late General Kirsanov in Poland during a campaign; in one corner was a little bedstead under a muslin canopy alongside a chest with iron clamps and a curved lid. In the opposite corner a little lamp was burning in front of a big, dark picture of St. Nicholas the Miracle-Worker; a tiny porcelain egg hung over the saint's breast suspended by a red ribbon from his halo; on the window sills stood carefully tied greenish glass jars filled with last year's jam; Fenichka had herself written in big letters on their paper covers the word "Gooseberry;" it was the favorite jam of Nikolai Petrovich. A cage
HOLY ****! o.O
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Originally posted by Grandy ?
Hey! You're getting more and more original every post. Keep it up!
Edit: I dunno. You just got somewhat angry the one time I said that moo wasn't original, so yeah....
Was that sarcasm? (No, seriously, was it? I couldn't tell the diference) --Post does not counts.--
Christmas sucks because of all the work I have to do because of the crappy parties we host. However, the presents are good.
Oh right, and the giving. Yeah.
Merry christmas! And a lovely fluffy new year!
Happy Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_ghost_
Originally posted by Grandy Merry christmas! And a lovely fluffy new year!
Alas, something truly original. Fluffy.
Also, I can see how you've won so many times, as you just waited only 12 hours to make a post, not the full 24. Way to show em Grandy!
_ghost_
click the link on my signature... I thought it was funny, but I guess that's just me. Merry Christmas!
I have no legs. OR DO I? YES I DO. MY NOSE IS CONSTANTLY RUNNING, IT BURNS AND IF MY KNOWLEDGE OF DRUGS IS CORRECT, ALL OF WHICH WAS GAINED WHILE PLAYING THE GRAND THEFT AUTO SERIES, THEN IT WOULD APPROXIMATELY BE THE EQUIVELENT OF THE NASAL AFTER EFFECTS OF SNIFFING A LOT OF COKE. NOTE: NOT THE BEVERAGE OF WHICH I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT ITS INEVITABLE WORLD DOMINATION.
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by Grandy Merry christmas! And a lovely fluffy new year! |
Also, I can see how you've won so many times, as you just waited only 12 hours to make a post, not the full 24. Way to show em Grandy!
*shrugs* By once in a 24 hours, I think it's meant you can post once a day. Plus, it's alright for me if you take away my victories that way.
Alas, something truly original. Fluffy.
Funny thing is, you talk as if I cared.
Originally posted by &Utilael click the link on my signature... I thought it was funny, but I guess that's just me. Merry Christmas!
Dude, that wasn't funny.
_pumpkin_
wang!
If you invert 'spam' it makes 'maps' and I'm sure you don't care!
If you make me laguh while I'm drinking something, I spit it through the nose... That's it, I said it... Everyone knows about it now... ... ... ... ... cri cri... ... *runs away*
Originally posted by VulcanRaven336
quote: | Originally posted by &Utilael click the link on my signature... I thought it was funny, but I guess that's just me. Merry Christmas! |
Dude, that wasn't funny.
It was gay....
It definitely wasn't funny.
woo!
Wee-Hee!
I was so close, you deserve execution.
:frag: :para: :guns: >: :jumpin: :yell:
What a Wonderful World Yoda Armstrong Great Jazz Hits From a Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far, Far Away
I see trees of green, red x-wings too, I see them crash for me and you.
And I think to myself... What a wonderful world.
I see skys of black, and swamp-clouds of green, The bright, blessed Jedi, and the darkness of Vader, And I think to myself... What a wonderful world.
The colours of the lasers... So pretty in the sky. And also on the faces... Of Rebel soldiers goin' by.
I see Jedi shakin' hands, Sayin' how do ya do... They're really sayin' May the Force be with you.
I hear young Jedi cry, I watch them grow. They'll learn much more... Than I'll ever know.
And I think to myself... What a wonderful world.
Yes, I think to myself... What a wonderful world... Oh yeah...
I made that up :D
you made that up?
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Meh
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by VulcanRaven336
quote: | Originally posted by &Utilael click the link on my signature... I thought it was funny, but I guess that's just me. Merry Christmas! |
Dude, that wasn't funny. |
It was gay....
Exact-to-thy-ly
classic *posts*
*complains*
*What the...*
*Informs*
*Don't give a...*
You best keep those ... to yourself anyway. Could come in handy in the punctuation wars of 2245.
And the grammar rebellion of threethousandsomthingorother!
:bend: :mrT: :bend:
All Bow Down to the Great Almighty Lord Mr. T
Originally posted by neb87 :bend: :mrT: :bend:
All Bow Down to the Great Almighty Lord Mr. T
NO NEB THAT'S A BAD NEB!
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by neb87 :bend: :mrT: :bend:
All Bow Down to the Great Almighty Lord Mr. T |
NO NEB THAT'S A BAD NEB!
Sorry master it will not happen again I SWEAR !!
Don't swear.
Curse all the **** you like, god damn it, but do not swear.
Ahem. WIN'D
You should've have posted, you might've won twice in a row, but now that you posted, you kicked this topic to the top of the list, meaning I saw it, meaning I'm posting.
Originally posted by Meiscool you made that up?
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hey, blaze_shinigami, you're sig caught my eye, why is that quote guy already banned for?
24 hour law broken blah blah
He was banned for being Raffles.
which is as good a reason as any
....hopefully i can post last :D
:viking:
All who find Elijah Wood annoying say aye!
He's just a pussy, but he was cool in Sin City.
edix: PUSSY IS CENSORED?!? PUSSY??!?
he was like 10 in Deep Impact.
Which in retrospect sounds like a porn movie. And I mean one of those hardcore porn movies.
:o ... :| ... :D
...!
i wish this was my art threa, then i'd win for sure...
Here's something to post:

I made it.
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann... Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann!!!!
Whee-Hee!
(Z) ... _ghost_ :o
:frag: >:
ha ha ha i used a gun smiley
:guns: This one reminds me of max payne
I like tits.
:para:
I'd like to win. Or at least edit it to make me look like I;m coming 1st
Originally posted by VulcanRaven336 Here's something to post:

I made it.
That's pretty good.
Hey guys!!! Has anyone seen the movie "Tron"?
No.
Don't click here if you don't want to see movies... Made by me, nonetheless. (http://movies.lionhead.com/studio/Bluhm)
Originally posted by Kinslayer Hey guys!!! Has anyone seen the movie "Tron"?
YES!!!!!!
ogres have layers.
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by VulcanRaven336 Here's something to post:

I made it. |
That's pretty good.
Nah, that one sucks, I like this one better:
 Thanks for the compliments though!
I just can't rely on you lot, can I?
no.
Originally posted by blaze_shinigami no.
What he means to say is: YES, you can't not rely on us!
VulcanRaven's Sig is pissing me off! :yell:
I'm in the Test and Welcome Threads. What do I see? BOOM, half a page extended off screen. I'm in the All of All Threads. What do I see? BOOM, another half a page extended off screen!
Now I'm in Forum Gaming Threads, and what do I see? You guessed it! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MR. RAVEN.
lol :p
..........:eyes: :cow:
Originally posted by drenrin2120 VulcanRaven's Sig is pissing me off! :yell:
I'm in the Test and Welcome Threads. What do I see? BOOM, half a page extended off screen. I'm in the All of All Threads. What do I see? BOOM, another half a page extended off screen!
Now I'm in Forum Gaming Threads, and what do I see? You guessed it! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MR. RAVEN.
lol :p
Alrighty mighty. . .
Originally posted by drenrin2120 VulcanRaven's Sig is pissing me off! :yell:
I'm in the Test and Welcome Threads. What do I see? BOOM, half a page extended off screen. I'm in the All of All Threads. What do I see? BOOM, another half a page extended off screen!
Now I'm in Forum Gaming Threads, and what do I see? You guessed it! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MR. RAVEN.
lol :p if you don't mind me asking, how big is your res? 600x400?
... ... ... ... ... ... I hate Julia Roberts, and I don't know why... Perhaps it's because her movies suck...?
Yes maybe...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 31.. DAMN!
123456789102030430947 DANG!
I give up on that.
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember kids
Libre, como el sol cuando amanece, yo soy libre como el mar, libre como el ave que escapó de su prisión...
I... I... I HATE that song...
null A person with his eyes in his @ss has a very sh!tty view on life. Gordon Gaudett
Several.
You won once, but you won't win twice!
why is there a cow smiley? :cow:
Because.
FLAPJACKS!!!!
Interesting... but stupid.
Luke, I am your father!!!
Padme, I am your baby's daddy!!!
...
****ing rabbits lol
:frag: :smurf: :smurf: :smurf: DIE SMURFS
I agree with FF.
I don't not concur.
I disagree.
With those who disagree.
I don't complain about the general consensus
I don't give a fudge about the general consensus.
I shoot the general consensus. :guns: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
1 million cells in my body are dying every second... some are falling off of me, others are getting killed by viruses...
Want to help?
Donate to the "Save Bluhman's Cells" Fund.
Ok. Ranting over... err... CHEESE!!!
Yeah the whole cells dying thing applies to my brain as well :P
Clearly.
why are you looking at this, and not this! (http://charas-project.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=15333&forumid=30&catid=6) There isn't an excuse, now is there?
bibity bibity bibity boo i smelt a fat pice of glue and a hunk of chicken poo now im gonna go eat cake and then im gonna bake a hunk of fake straw la dee dee doo da foo poo glue moo kroo flew crew boo
Damn you. You're winner.
:=) :cow: :viking:
(B) (B) (Z) :x (B) (B) (B)
:frag: j00
Oh... That's not bien bien fin!
Boo
Let's play the penis game! Whoever says it the loudest wins!
PENIS!
_ghost_ FRIDAY THE 13 _ghost_
It is still in Friday in Cailforina so am not late
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Originally posted by Kinslayer ..................................................................................................
Indeed.
Originally posted by Darkfox I will devour FFL!
XD
:frag: :jumpin:
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Damn you. You're winner.
GASP!? YOU'RE WINNER!?
______________________:smurf:______________________ Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night? Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot? Smurf 2: smurf yea Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf smurf 2: you smurf it __________________________________________________
Originally posted by neb87 ______________________:smurf:______________________ Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night? Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot? Smurf 2: smurf yea Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf smurf 2: you smurf it __________________________________________________
I knew a kid that said that all the time, I wanted to smack him after the tenth time.
The smurfs are demonical!!!!
Originally posted by Cerebus

XD
I'm setting that as my wallpaper! :p
...For the win!
not this time
Ahem... It should be...
Not this time.
not:
not this time
EDIT:
Originally posted by blaze_shinigami
Ahem, it should be, "Not this time," and not, "not this time."'
You know, since we're being grammar whores all of a sudden.
The comma is wrong, as there is nothing following the statement, and you quoted me wrong because you forgot the capitalization of "not."
Ok, I'll shut up now. :P
Ahem, it should be, "Not this time," and not, "not this time."'
You know, since we're being grammar whores all of a sudden.
Mmmmmhhhhhh... grammar...
mmmmmmm.... twinkies.... (Sound good, wish I had one :( )
Isn't it a bit small for a wallpaper?
EDIT : I think I just fixed it... I'm the best... maybe not...
Not if I set it to stretch to fit.
And QUOTE BUG'D!
*this post can't win, by the way*
Scene 1:
*The Ringman and his co-hort, Uncle Stylish, come driving in in a cheap car.* The Ringman: Yes, here we are at this wonderful campsite! The Ringman: Well, we'd best get a fire going... Who know's what dangers could lie ahead? Uncle Stylish: But-how-are-we-going-to-do-that? *Cut to overhead view, showing Uncle Stylish and The Ringman running around in circles.* The Ringman: The only way I know how to, my dear; run around a lot! To make... friction! Uncle Stylish: I-don't-know-about-this. This-is-very-very-ti-r-ing. The Ringman: Keep it up, chum! *The Ringman and Uncle Stylish continue to run around in circles.* *A fire begins to start* The Ringman: There we go, we did it! *The Ringman and Uncle Stylish sit down by the fire.* Uncle Stylish: I can't believe I just did that. That was very tir-WOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SCARRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! The Ringman: AAAAGH! What the!? Uncle Stylish: Yeah... uhhh.... *The Ringman stands up* The Ringman: No, this won't be enough! We're going to have to build a house! Uncle Stylish: That sounds like a wonderful idea... Now where to start?
Me --> :para: :x <--The Ringman
Current Mood :viking:
_pumpkin_
This smily never gets any love.
I've never won this game :x
You're right! But me neither...
Yeah, same here.
SCENE 2!:
Narrator: Meanwhile *Black darkness, then cut to Mr. Evil, lying in the midst of the darkness.* *Mr. evil stands up* Mr. Evil: AGH; this isn't a very good resting position. Mr. Evil: Let's see... *Mr Evil spots a file cabinet* Mr. Evil: Oooh! This looks interesting *Mr. Evil begins to browse through the cabinet.* Mr. Evil: Let's see... hmm... *Mr. Evil takes out a newspaper* Mr. Evil: Aha, here we go! *Reads newspaper* Mr. Evil: WHAT!? "Two brave, enteprid campers?" This is an OUTRAGE!!! *Stomps out of darkness.*
Watch out behind you! It's Brian Peppers!
:o
:eyes:
The Peppers in his youth!
who's that?
:jumpin: OMGTEHBOUNCY
ROOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yioplkjh, Neh.
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
OMG HI LOZL
I want that!
Watch: http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/
You are all whores unless you play me in a UT2K4 match.
Nah, I don't mean that, I love you guys. *Cheers theme plays*
Tabarnack, when will I win? Probably never...
damn right. *wins twice*
:yell: I'm never going to win. :(
Damn right.
Well, I'm just dannnnnnnnnnnnnndeh.
Sleep with one eye open?
It seems I forgot to post in this yesterday... so that makes you win... but only once.
bah. at least I'm coming drawing.
WHOEVER POSTS NEXT IS GHEY
Yay! I'm Ghey!
:o :guns:
GUN SMILEYS ARE EFIL!! :guns: :frag: :para:
YER EFIL!!!!
(I'm expecting a post by EVIL ALEX very soon, rendering this dang post unapplicable for winning.)
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks GUN SMILEYS ARE EFIL!! :guns: :frag: :para:
If you read EFIL backard, it makes LIFE, So... GUN SMILEYS ARE LIFE!! :guns: :frag: :para:
Nope, gun smileys are the twisted, backwards verson of life. It's what would happen if Michael Jackson and Cilla Black ruled the world.
AND WITH ONLY 41 MINUTES TO GO, RAZOR SCREWS MOOSETROOP11'S CHANCES!
AND WITH ALMOST 24 HOURS, I SCREW YOURS!
EDIT : That's unfair! By replying ( I know that your second post doesn't count ) you've just bring this thread on top of the main page, so people will post in it!
2 minutes, lol
ahh you would've lost anyway
Someday somehow somewhere... Were gonna have magic in the air.
It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, log, it's better than bag, it's good!
Originally posted by Razor 2 minutes, lol
ahh you would've lost anyway
Probably... but still...
Oh and by the way... since the thread was locked, I couldn't reply in it... but I had to.
Originally posted by Razor Lag! I had lag!
Try owning someone when you need to accurately project your flak and rockets, but you have to account for random variables of time!
It's all in the numbers!
That's what my friend says when he loose in games. ''There was a lag!'' or ''Lags are against me!'' Strangely, when he wins, he don't talk except for saying things like ''Wow, I'm invincible with this weapon!'' or ''Wow, that was a nice shot from me!'' You're not kind of person, are you..?
DANCING ROCKET LAUNCHER JITSUUU!!!
KABOOM!!!
It didn't seem like he was lagging but meh, I've owned the game longer then he has, so it's expected that I'm better at it. I am in no way trying to rub in the fact that RAZOR GOT PWNED IN UT BY ME at all.
Since I don't know what to write, I'll write that I don't know what to write and that I'm writting about the fact that I don't know what to write.
EDIT V V V : Well... a bit more than one hour... you shouldn't cry like this... LOSER!!! Joke...
IT WAS ONE HOUR BEFORE I WON YOU ****ing BITCH!!!!!!
:vampire: maybe this time i will win
I can't believe I forgot to post here yet.
Well, I would have lost a LOT worse if we had instagib on.
I wouldn't have got one shot in with iGib + lag.
:mrT: _ghost_
Ceeeelabrate Celllabrate! One groove miiiidniiiiiiight!!!!
Mr Saaandmaaaan bring me a dreeeeam
Originally posted by Razor Well, I would have lost a LOT worse if we had instagib on.
I wouldn't have got one shot in with iGib + lag.
What was your ping count?
_veryangry_ lost again
Just below 300.
Easy enough to take prioccupied bots, but not enough to win things.
Not that I'm saying you would have lost, of course. I just think the margins would be somewhat smaller.
/
Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.Bored.
Okokokokokokokokkokop
kokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokoko!
OWN3D!!!
Non mais là , franchement...
EDIT V V V : Google Translation : my it does not please a Albena (sp) nor Frances
no mi gusta un Albena (sp?) ni Frances.
Tu madre tiene un bigote
(NON-APPLICABLE FOR WINNING)
の馬鹿酷評しなさい。
NO GTFO
Du Me May
...............BLAH
Morpheus: If you take the blue pill, you wake in your room, believing in what you want to. If you take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Sora: I already know that. Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, I'm late, I'm late! Morpheus: ... *eats a blue pill* I've been waiting a long time for this.
Do you know that, in order for me to win, the last 11 posts BEFORE Grandies would have to not exist.
---_ |_|_ -_|-|
After trying several time, I finally made a NAZI symbol for an unknown reason. And I just lost... but at least, I did the symbol. Just had to add those '-' instead of space... but the thing is... do you care?
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast. pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost.
I love lamp
__________**__******__ |*.________|*|*|******|*| |*|*********.|*|******|*| |*|______***.|*|******|*| |*.______|***|*|******|*| |*|*********.|*|******|*| |*|*********.|*|******|*| |*|*********.|*|______|*| |_|*********.|_________|
Academy
there's an academy now?
"The Academy" is how we call my favourite soccer squad (Racing Club de Avellaneda) over here. They used to "teach soccer to the adversaries..."
0_| |) ]]
Don't know what it's supposed to be, but you just lost...
EDIT V V V : Really..?
I rape desk
Great.
Anchorman was a freakin' great movie.
=== Beer, Beer, Beer ===
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
A long time ago way back in history When all there was to drink, was nothing but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
Hey!
He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king. And to his praises we shall always sing. Look at what he's done for us, he's filled us up with cheer. Lord Bless Charlies Mopps the man who invented Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
The Drunken Rat, the Aiken Drum, the Trowles Pub as well, One thing you can be sure of, it's Charlies' beer they sell So all ye lads and lasses at eleven o'clock ye stop. For five short seconds, remember Charlies Mopps.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five...
Hey!
He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king. And to his praises we shall always sing. Look at what he's done for us, he's filled us up with cheer. Lord Bless Charlies Mopps the man who invented Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick. The kind of lubrication to make your engines tick. forty pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny, and one and six in tax.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five...
Hey!
He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king. And to his praises we shall always sing. Look at what he's done for us, he's filled us up with cheer. Lord Bless Charlies Mopps the man who invented Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer.
The Lord bless Charlie Mopps.
Banned because Maradona is better than Pelé!!!... sorry, wrong game :p
*shrugs* I don't care for soccer anyway. I'm the black sheep of the brazillians.
Also, don't coutness for the game post this in its.
Whee-Hee!
umm........hi lol i dunno what to say
DONKEY MEAT
Originally posted by Razor Anchorman was a freakin' great movie.
Damn straight
------------------- :eyes:
8====D - - - - - -; (
i like swords
.
Who, day and night, must scramble for a living, feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers, and, who, as a right, as master of his house to get the final word at home?
THE POPPAAAAAAAAAA, THE POPPA!
THE POPPA!
TRADITIOOOOOOOOOON, TRADITION!
TRADITION!
Troubled by shadows at night...
And exposed in the light
<= "Mario! There are Stars to be found!"
:para: :jumpin:
No comment
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOONG
Originally posted by Grandy *shrugs* I don't care for soccer anyway. I'm the black sheep of the brazillians.
The only part where we differ is that I do care about soccer, but I can't play it :p I say that I played a good game when I didn't make an autogoal and got to hurt some of the other team's forwards, heheheeeee...
_sweat_
:D
( >-'.')> Â<( - ' . ' - )> <('.'-< )
What do you mean illegal?
Dimmerswitches! Dimmerswitches everywhere!
:badboy:
I love sofa
....ahh master of surprise
:para: yay
HOW DO I MADE UT2K4 MAPS?
The Short-Legged ugly dancing Badger.
DUKA
Um...
Originally posted by Razor HOW DO I MADE UT2K4 MAPS?
Host game.
I **** carpet.
Originally posted by Kinslayer Dimmerswitches! Dimmerswitches everywhere!
I blame the schools.
I'm going to lose!wOOt 66!
_ghost_ BOO!!!!
:o
The Dark one returns.
MWahahahahahahahahahaha ...... Ha!!!
so what's been happening lately.
POIT?
Wow I was right!wOOOwt!
And you are right again
*has a epyleptic attack from watching FFL's attachment* :p
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks NADS
Bluhman, did you make that sig? 0_o
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Bluhman, did you make that sig? 0_o
Yeah, he made it using the game: The Movies.
BTW Bluhie, I watched the one about giant robots, and it was pretty good.
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time... whatever
Im gonna eat your face.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:eyes:
POST
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks POST
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks POST
Those Burning smurfs again...
Here's something to amuse you :p
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Bluhman, did you make that sig? 0_o |
Yeah, he made it using the game: The Movies.
BTW Bluhie, I watched the one about giant robots, and it was pretty good.
Really? I couldn't have told, as all views from outside the community aren't counted towards my score.
:=) Just an itsy bitsy wafer thin mint?
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Bluhman, did you make that sig? 0_o |
Yeah, he made it using the game: The Movies.
BTW Bluhie, I watched the one about giant robots, and it was pretty good. |
Really? I couldn't have told, as all views from outside the community aren't counted towards my score.
That and I didn't give it a rating.... I didn't feel like becoming a member just to rate things... and if I didn't need to become a member to rate things.... then I'm just fat and lazy.
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal then they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy *** it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
I finally won!! This calls for a celebration
:frag: :jumpin:
..................................Puta madre.....................
yes, I'm deeply ashamed by that previous turn of events
Originally posted by neb87 I finally won!! This calls for a celebration
Or not.
EDIT: WIN!!
Gah, I'm letting my guard down.
Is this thing still going on?
The legend shall never die... DURRRRR.
I post last. BraveHeart gonna win!
Post twice, Braveheart is going to cheaters jail!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
p00ned!!
No posting twice within 24 hours, Braveheart.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Here's how to play. When this topic goes 24 hours without any posts, whoever made the last post wins! And no posting twice within 24 hours either. If this topic goes 48 hours with no posts, then that counts as two wins.
I pregentated sofa
:)
Nice try, Neb!
That sofa could be carrying any one of us's child.
Originally posted by Razor That sofa could be carrying any one of us's child.
I knew that couch was a slut.
Final battle...
'||''''| '||' ..|'''.| '||' '||' |''||''| .|. || . || .|' ' || || || ||| ||''| || || .... ||''''|| || '|' <---It's supposed to say "FIGHT!", but this site fails miserably, I'm afraid. || || '|. || || || || | .||. .||. ''|...'| .||. .||. .||. . '|'
Wham! Shink! Boom, boom...
FALCON...
*SLice!*
OOOFffff....
88 a8P ,ad8888ba, 88 ,88' d8"' `"8b 88 ,88" d8' `8b <---Supposed to say Knockout. 88,d88' 88 88 8888"88, 88 88 88P Y8b Y8, ,8P 88 "88, 888 Y8a. .a8P 888 88 Y8b 888 `"Y8888Y"' 888
Genericface... WINS!
"Soul's... give me PUDDING. YEARGH!!! HOOAH!!! NARF!!!"
...
Ok.
Well not much to say except TACOS ARE TASTY!
:viking:
BURRRRITTOOOS
I am the child of the couch!
WWWRRRAAARRGGGHHHH!!!
*Turns green and rips off shirt.*
"I AM NOT GAY
DIE ED"
Yeah, FFl's pretty angry at me for that.
*Post does not count.*
I hump chair
¡Quiero ganar!
I like to move it move it. I like to move it move it. I like to move it move it. Ya like to... MOVE IT!
I want to set fire to my school *to bad it is made of cement* Stupid builders! >:
LOUD NOISES
ARGH!!!
CRAB BATTLE! I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE.
GUFFAW RAZOR HAS CRABS
One speaks for me Two serve me Six protect me How many defy me?
One... he identify himself : BP.
Originally posted by Cerebus One... he identify himself : BP.
(Not counting for win)
Nice work!
Someone explain that riddle for me?
I didn't really get it either.
Yeah, were all confuse here
:hi:
God created man in his image. Chuck Norris created God in his image.
I penetrate O RLY Owl.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 I didn't really get it either.
Um... Neither... did... I...
Actually. :x
I get it. You see, this is how it works:
:viking:
Oh, I see... wait, no I don't.
Neither I...
EDIT V V V : Either a zombie or a vampire.
..............wow......
Riddle* I am not alive but I eat to live. *What is it?
Cookie Monster.
I bet it's time, am I right?
Originally posted by Meiscool I penetrate O RLY Owl. Make up your mind, are you gonna be male or female? :D
HAMMER TIME :mrT:
Aren't we supposed to wait 24 hours before posting again? Did the rules changes or what? Is that a conspiracy? All the answer when... uh... when someone'll answer.
EDIT : Forgot to mention, post doesn't count.
Razor = CHEATER!!
And Cerebus = CHEATER!! Only waited 19 hours. :badboy:
*I'm more Modest then all of you! That's right! I'm more modest then you, and you, and you.*
I molest condom.
This one count. The last didn't. Okay, I know I could have waited a bit before asking, but... anyway...
Originally posted by Cerebus This one count. The last didn't. Okay, I know I could have waited a bit before asking, but... anyway... ;) Whatever you say!!
In retrospect, I should have mentioned which posts don't count.
In retrospect.
"I can shoot STDs lol."
-Lord Raffles
See what you're missing in the Avatar Wars thread...
You're lucky there was a power down... or something like that. I couldn't post and make you lose...
Hooray! My second win!
Edit: *Waits for FFL to update the list, which he probably won't because he hates me currently.*
This post... is... the sacred last post...
The post... that shall end all other posts...
That will never be the last post!
MWAHAHAHA!!!
Edit: Nice try, Bluhman. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
read the damn rules Ed, no posting twice on the same day. If you don't start following the rules, I'll violate pandas.
read the damn rules, meiscool!
I may post more than once a day, but all posts after the first post do not count.
OWN3D!!!
*Post does not count.*
You still aren't supposed to. Maybe if there's something, like someone cheating by posting three time within 24 hours, now you can post again to tell him it is cheating. By posting again, you bring it to the main page so people will be more willing to post in it.
Obviously, this post doesn't count.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Here's how to play. When this topic goes 24 hours without any posts, whoever made the last post wins! And no posting twice within 24 hours either
ZOMG Ed, OWNed'ed. GTFO n00b.
Even if he does allow added posts, you're suppose to write something like: *does not count*, which you didn't after posting after bluhman, which made him cry over MSN. Also, you don't post stupidly just to post, but if someone asks a question and you know the answer or something else constructive like that, or to tell a n00b he's being an idiot.
Originally posted by Cerebus Obviously, this post doesn't count.
Yes, and posting something like : That will never be the last post!
MWAHAHAHA!!!
Edit: Nice try, Bluhman. MWAHAHAHAHA!! This sound like a post that count, so, it's cheating.
Obviously, this post count.
I added this to the rules on the first post.
However, if you DO post more than once within 24 hours, put something at the bottom of your extra post(s) saying that that post doesn't count. It makes it easier for me to check who won.
I meant to add that a while ago, but decided not to because it wasn't really a big problem.
You should also say that the post must be for somrthing like a question or answer or anything else. Not thing like : That will never be the last post!
MWAHAHAHA!!!
Edit: Nice try, Bluhman. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Post doesn't count.
Good idea. ADD'D!!
And we're almost at 100 pages, yay!
*this post doesn't count*
Well, I'm glad it's a rule now. Happy to know that I was helpful for once.
ZOMG don't countzors plzzzzzzzzzzz!
I've been waiting for such a rule.
*Realises what a problem this is and just drops it.*
*Posts to resume the game*
Sorry, my bad.
Bugabugabugaaa
Wasn't it a rule from the start? I remember a point where I saw people doing it and saying isn't it against the rules? Hmmm, ok well now everyone knows anyway. :D
Just think, I and any other global mod could easily win this over and over.
:o
ok, there's still one thing I'm unclear of. Is it you can only post once a day, or is it once every 24 hours?
In the mean time, I spank gecko.
in that case: This post doesn't count
Every 24 hours.
*this post doesn't count*
I think the next poster will be on the 100th page... I think...
WHOOEH!
Ach! 'tis be the 100th page of "Whoever posts last wins!"
I coul' eat a deer an' drink a whole s***load a' beer.
Cheers! To 100 pages of pure crap!
(And still, my second win isn't on the winner's list.)
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed (And still, my second win isn't on the winner's list.)
Quit your bitchin'ya whiny weiner.
I've never won this... and I'm like the 2nd prince (thrice removed) of Forum Gaming...
w00t
Me kill you! :guns:
hi all
...wait, yea i did :D
I am better than all of you.
Except Grandy. Bastard. :)
Hello.
/me posts foir the sake of it.
Sellotape.
Sellyosoul
Mow down the sexy people!
yuubby
back to assaulting fish against their free-will for me.
Aww. We're not on Page 100 anymores.
thank you chuck norris
umm.. ehh.. yea... cool
There's no way I'm letting Neb win again.
Por favor, let me win!!!
Originally posted by Kinslayer Mow down the sexy people!
"Every time I look in your eyes, every time I'm watching you die. All the thoughts i see of you are about..."
System of a Down, Killed Rock and Roll
...
Just beat Kingdom Hearts. This sucks. Every time I beat a game I think it sucks. Not the game. The fact that I beat it. Now I have nothing more to do. Until KH II or any good game come out. Which sucks.
I gotta take a sexy shower, so I can't wait the other 18 or some minutes before my 24 hours are up, so **** you!
Foosh!
I fear I may not be here in 10 hours time, so I best strike now.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by Kinslayer Mow down the sexy people! |
"Every time I look in your eyes, every time I'm watching you die. All the thoughts i see of you are about..."
System of a Down, Killed Rock and Roll
ding ding ding! we've got a winner!
٥ ڈڶ ڴ
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT PICTURE IS SO TINY!!!
Anyway... Dkdjhbska.
I'm... back... with spam, one of my forum's smilies!
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed I'm... back... with spam, one of my forum's smilies!

Shut up, you degenerate.
Quit talking to yourself, it isn't healthy.
*Post does not count.*
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Quit talking to yourself, it isn't healthy.
*Post does not count.*
ZOMG Your comebacks are getting better and better! First: "Drace, you need a time out," and now this!? You're on a ****ing roll!11!1one!!!1eleventyhundred1!!!!!uno
I'm sensing some sarcasm. I've never received a compliment, therefore, i have reason for suspicion.
*Post does not count.*
POSt
PUST.
PIST :yell:
...*Whispers*...p..o.s..t..
:viking:
[SHADOW]null[/SHADOW]
So, did you hear about the one with the Hitler?
No, but I heard about the one from Alabama.
Originally posted by Razor So, did you hear about the one with the Hitler?
Yes, three guys walk into a bar, a Buddist, a Hindu, and a Jew. But, before we could get to the punchline, Hitler kills the Jew.
Man eating elephants... Now that would suck.
EDIT: AYE AYE AYE! I forgot about that rule! El crap!
*post don't count...*
Originally posted by drenrin2120 Man eating elephants... Now that would suck.
I hate to do this to you, but please either read the rules, or pages 98 and 99.
*post don't git counted plz*
Man humping elephants... Now thats bad!!
PK Fire?
I gues humping elephants could be bad...
...the kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day...!!!
SEXY PETE BATTLE
:blue-eye: Now What!!
Ow! My ovaries!
"It's my sex box and her name is sony."
This post.
COFFEE
TEA
YUMMERS
SHUT UP, BECKY! There, I finally said it!
OMG!!! Razor got 2 points, wait never mind its Feberary and only one minute left...Dam that sucks dude
Actually, 12 hours and one minute left, you moran.
DOES NOT COUNT
Dam u a.m.s and p.m.s grrrr *dont count*
Hua!
Here I come, here comes the bluhman! He's a demon on... shoes...
where did u buy your suit.... the toilet store?
Toilets taste funny :x
Oh, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...
Mmmm... chocolate squirrel... *drools*
ma hahahahha
POST
AIDS
Originally posted by Razor AIDS
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 YUMMERS
Yay.
Not really said by Lord Raffles I can shoot AIDs lol.
Originally posted by rush_fan where did u buy your suit.... the toilet store?
Where'd you buy YOUR LIFE? Did you buy it at WALMART!? Well, sir, you just wasted $29387983657382827638.17 on potato peelin', and rush admirin'!
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by rush_fan where did u buy your suit.... the toilet store?
|
Where'd you buy YOUR LIFE? Did you buy it at WALMART!? Well, sir, you just wasted $29387983657382827638.17 on potato peelin', and rush admirin'!
Hehe, owned
*PDC*
*BIG GIANT KICK TO RAZOR'S FACE*
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade *BIG GIANT KICK TO RAZOR'S FACE* Yeah what he said(Even though I have nothing against him FOR NOW!) *Kicks RAZOR in the balls.*
Don't make me delete every forum gaming post you'll ever make.
DNC
OMG MOD POWERS ABUSE!!
So,.. um yea, POST
*crosses fingers*
Uncross your finger, I'm back for the week!
But I waaaaant toooo...
SlEeP iS fOr ThE wEaK aNd MoRtAlS!!!!
WhY mUsT pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS? iT's LiKe RaZoR's CaPs LoCk PrObLeM.
Because you're a fool, and I've just eaten 2 extra large pancakes.
RoFlCoPtEr!1!1!
I DON'T HAVE A CAPSLOCK PROBLEM, I JUST HOLD SHIFT!
This is the same thing... and strangely, I never use Caps Lock too, always hold Shift.
Laa laa laa.
CAPS LOCK RULES.
Get ready for this...
*360 kickflip to bitchslap (Razor) in the face*
bet you weren't expectin that one.
*throws a 1000-ton weight at Dren while screaming "WEAPONS!"*
I :heart: :smurf:
I :heart: Vagina
So, if Meiscool and Shadus COMBINED they, it, would love Smurf vagina?
DNC
Ewww :o
Originally posted by Razor So, if Meiscool and Shadus COMBINED they, it, would love Smurf vagina?
DNC
But smurf's are all males.Smurfet (The female) is not realy a smurf.But of I guess only a ture fan would know that.
This is not a counting post.
Originally posted by Razor So, if Meiscool and Shadus COMBINED they, it, would love Smurf vagina?
DNC
This is only assuming that Shadus doesn't like various parts of the female anatomy to begin with.
Doesn't count.... or does it?
*Puts hand up* I also like vagina
( >-'.')> <( - ' . ' - )> <('.'-< )
I :heart: :viking:
Me + :viking: = Eww but Me + (B) + (J) + :viking: = ? (http://www.strangereports.com/fakesearchv.php)
I like owls.
They're so freakin' cool.
Well I'm gald I didn't say I :heart: :mrT: Like I was thinking of doing.Also I do like women Meiscool.I like a lot.
Meiscool, I don't get along with.
Razor, should stop changing my animations' color depths to 16 colors.
Osmose, I just said "happy birthday."
Shadus, I just took what he just said.
For the last time ed, GTFO
"ZOMG, I hate Meiscool! ZOMG, ZOMG!"
I hate archem, but you don't hear about it from me anymore now do ya?
I was just noting my current events with other members. Thus, including the "fued".
I was just defending myself this whole time.
Fine. I guess I'll stop.

*Post does not count.*
I love meiscool. I want to have his babies.
...
I'd like to eat his babies.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 I love meiscool. I want to have his babies.
Isn't meiscool a girl?
Geez, Shadus.
That's the joke. Moosetroop swapped genders with Meiscool.
We all know that Meiscool is female.
*Post does not count.*
oh.. :) yeA
>.< Joke, geez XD
Erm, post may or may not count depending on the time of my last post.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 I love meiscool. I want to have his babies.
If I were a guy and I had babies... that would hurt.
Then if Razor ate them... it would hurt more.
But ya, Moosetroop11 was swapping his extreemly large genitals with me because we all know that of the two, I can do a girl better, because I know what makes me tick.
"Hello. This is my normal voice speaking alongside a completley different voice. I hope it sounds completley different to you. Anyway, Completley different voice; how are you doing?"
"I am doing just fine. Please leave me alone."
Is there ever a conversation that doesn't discuss the largeness of MT11's genitals?
Going to change the subject now but those where good times!
Indeed...
*Kicks Cerebus in the face.* Shadus:Haha. *Shadus is shot in the head.*
*Puts pistol away.*
Stop playing with your pens.
You heard me.
I... I wasn't holding my pen, I swear it! I left it at school!
Me llamo es RUSH_FAN
Yo quiero Taco Bell hoy.
Originally posted by Razor Is there ever a conversation that doesn't discuss the largeness of MT11's genitals?
No, Moosetroop's huge genitals always must take up at least 33% of the sentence containing Moosetroop's giant genitals.
Cow! :cow:
I am the winorz all your muffins are belong to us.
Razor is t3h PWNage!!!
Viking! :viking:
:para: :viking:
Dead viking
Me llamo es neb87 Estoy Gringo Superior Me Gusto Entoxicado Mujerzuelas
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Razor is t3h PWNage!!!
I have 12 screen shots that care to argue with that opinion.
Quite,Meiscool is T3H PWNage!!!
Mirror mirro on the wall, who's gonna win... oh ****...
Hmm.
Yeah, well, we've played on your highground, MIC.
Next up is my arena of death.
Random Person: Meiscool once challenged Razor in a “Who has more testicles?†contest. Meiscool won by 5.
....wow. You toke a Chuck Norris fact and change it so it isn't funny anymore. Congrats.
Yeah, who'da thunk I'd lose with 8 testicles?
Originally posted by Razor Yeah, who'da thunk I'd lose with 8 testicles? Man... It'd be painful to have all those in the same place.
A kick shall hurt 4 times more.
oww........www
*Adds Meiscool to the list of completely random people along with Moosetroop11 and Razor.*
ha eight small testicles, i guess u never seen my giant pair!!
So, I've heard that you like mudkips.
If this is what it took to get you all talking about my testies, it wasn't worth it.
I don't even know my last post that counted.
Yes, that sentence was not a proper sentence.
*Insert random saying here*
Moo
Roar
*eats loud animal*
I nOOb! :guns: < :frag: < :para: < :cow: > _ghost_
Originally posted by shadus I nOOb! :guns: < :frag: < :para: < :cow: > _ghost_
LAMO > ROFL > LOL > lol > hehe > haha > heh > ha > *forced laugh* > shadus's jokes
MIC LAMO
LAMO? Laugh *** My Off? CaveWarxeMan too bad grammar have!
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
LAMO? Laugh *** My Off? CaveWarxeMan too bad grammar have!
OMG, Typing fast has made my grammer suffer! Sorries!
ya'll no dis don't count fo nothin'
Don't give up Warxe; only 5 more hours until you win!
...oh, sorry.
I LOOOOOVE PANKAKE!!!!
Encourage the oppression!! Sign my petition!!
Cat
yujyvbgyubvgf6
Just typed with mah fist.
Originally posted by Darkfox *Kicks MT11*
I hope this dies out VERY soon.
Boy,his wish never came true..
*grabs giant wooden paddle and beats Shadus with it*
*Grab a Baseball bat and help Warxe even if he don't need help*
Originally posted by Meiscool
Five days until Bluhman kills us all.
No, don't touch yourself AT NIGHT!
_ghost_ Booga booga booga!
Originally posted by Bluhman
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*Grabs shotgun and shoot Shadus in head.* Shadus: Die,Shadus,Die!
Originally posted by neb87
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*Divides by zero*
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Mr.T,Chuch Norris,Don Knots,And this cow > :cow: <
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*Dies* *Meiscool kills ed, even though he's dead.* *Kills him again.* *Kills him again.* *Kills him again.* *Kills him again.*
Wow, this was fun untill SOMEONE ruined it.
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............!!!!!!!!!!!1
Originally posted by Spike21
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Remind me to kill all of you.
Just kidding.
I won't forget.
Originally posted by Razor Remind me to kill all of you.
Just kidding.
I won't forget. no
to many qutoes!!!
Originally posted by neb87 to many qutoes!!!
yep
Oh lawd, Rowan, you should become more acquainted with the rules of the game!
[GLOW]2 days.[/GLOW]
... ... ... ... CARAJO ... ... ... :p
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Blue wins.
And so do you!
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Goddamnit I was so close, but he's regained the lead.
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*Dose somthing you didn't think he would would do.*
*Plays Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee again.*
I am OBLIVIOUS.
Originally posted by Bluhman I am OBLIVIOUS.
I wish I were OBLIVIOUS
o_O
o_x
x_x
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman I am OBLIVIOUS. |
I wish I were OBLIVIOUS
Now you are WINNER.
PEople only win if I don't post
Well... not winning is okay... I still sometime prevent someone from winning...
*Eats*
*Verb*
Guy:Hey man you stole my wristwatch. Guy2:Nu'uh I already have a wrsit watch you dumb! Anouncer:BBUUUURRRNNNEEEEDDDD!!!! Guy:I saw you looking at it. Guy2:Pwsh yo MaMa you did! Yo mama! yo mama! yo mama! Anouncer:Inceneration. You are the insult master.
I wish I could win. C'mon gimme a break! My Birthday is next week, you could give me a victory as a present :p
*ERRRRRRRRRR*
Wrong answer! Drink Coke, Play Again!
Originally posted by drenrin2120 *ERRRRRRRRRR*
Wrong answer! Drink Coke, Play Again! *Drinks Coke*
I finally won eh? Why do I still feel I have more purpose in life?
Ok.
Now your purpose in life is to win two times.
Ready, GO.
:para: :cow: Mcdonalds "i'm lovin' it"
>: :p = :mrT:
Originally posted by Snake Eater >: :p = :mrT:
Damn you...
meh
Ph33r my fourth new avatar this week!
*Kills 1337.*
*goes*
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Ph33r my fourth new avatar this week!
*Kills 1337.*
please delete your post Neb, I find it offencive.
Yesh... My plan is coming out exactly as planed... Those fools won't know what hit 'em.. hehehe hehehe HEHEHE HEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE !!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later.
If Chuck Noriss could chuck wood...There wouldn't be a tree left standing..
Mr. T vs Chuck Norris in a boxing match. just think about it!
That last post was so bad, I think it gave me cancer.
Oh Calculon...
It gave me a nosebleed.
*Kills everyone in Runescape who has ever confused Noob with Newbie.*
*Kills X-marks the Ed for mentioning the R word*
Runescape is the prefect test to see how long a person's attention spand can last under the most boring of conditions.
meh he
but
Originally posted by Meiscool Runescape is the prefect test to see how long a person's attention spand can last under the most boring of conditions.
Time wasted on Runescape: 7 months, 27 days, 7.5 hours. Current combat level: 55 Mining level: 55 Smithing level: 37 Prayer level: 33 Attack level: 43 HP level: 46 Defense level: 45 Strength level: 41 Fishing level: 45
I'll admit it. Runescape is a bit boring. It could use more random events, and when you reach level 50 on that game, it's no longer Runescape. It's "Swat Begging Noobs With A Fly Swatter."
*Eats a dear.* Shadus:Moo.
"Be careful, there's a lot of things that eat new people ar.... OMFG I'm lame!"
Originally posted by Meiscool "Be careful, there's a lot of things that eat new people ar.... OMFG I'm lame!" At last she admits it.
On other forums I like to laugh at people who bash Runescape for really stupid reasons.
"lawl chopng trees is stuopid" "Z0mg no sphere grid!" "WoW got bettr graffix!" "Omg i died this game sux"
:D
Originally posted by chronoman
quote: | Originally posted by Meiscool "Be careful, there's a lot of things that eat new people ar.... OMFG I'm lame!" |
At last she admits it.
XD.
This postith hath not count..ith.
maplestory pwn's runscape
Originally posted by neb87 maplestory pwn's runscape But Ragnarok Super-Duper-PWNS both of them
Hello!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks On other forums I like to laugh at people who bash Runescape for really stupid reasons.
"lawl chopng trees is stuopid" "Z0mg no sphere grid!" "WoW got bettr graffix!" "Omg i died this game sux"
:D
XD Omg! That is so true!!
"ths game got no game, i cant reach lvl50, im minng as mch as 2hours/day, this game sox." ----------Actual quote from Sal's runescape forums.
*Post does not count.*
*plays a banjo with a snake*
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No long posts. Or I cut you.
:hi: ookaaaay
Hmm. Maybe there is something behind this.
Boobobobobbo!?
Razor,Why did you edit my post?This post dosen't counit.
Quit bitchin' you moron.
Anyways, Guildwars owns Ragnarok.
Because it was looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. And I edit those posts so they don't make the screen stretch so that only people with a resolution of 12800x1023 can see it without scrolling.
But I cheaked to make sure it didn't.Non couinting post.
Whoo!
I assure you, it did. I don't edit for the hell of it, yanno.
DNC
bitching wars strike again!
EDIT'D!
*POST*
MEISCOOL BE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://charas-project.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=594&forumid=12&catid=6&page=109)
( >-'.')> <('.'-< )
Bull****.
How did you know I played 6 queens instead of 8 kings?
i posted yay P.s. Visit and submit to http://charas-project.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10745&forumid=32&catid=6&page=117
No advertising in the Forum Gaming.
Do it in the site posting thread in All of All.
...or not at all!
Yes or you'll turn into me.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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This board will not allow you to post more than one thread/reply per hour Please wait two seconds for your next post action.
Click there to go back.
Cerebus cheated!
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
*eats MooseTroops cat*
*adds an apostrophe to "MooseTroops"*
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Cerebus cheated!
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
I didn't cheat... I just didn't respect the rules...
Seriously, I didn't saw the time... I'm usually there between 11:20 to 12:00 ( my time ) but yesterday I had computer class before 11:20 and I thought I was after that time... anyway...
Cheating is bad, m'kay?
So is rape. *nods solemnly*
OMB!I havn't posted here on 210 days!
Shadus just won.
Pie.
99.7 the fox- Charlotte's best classic rock
Yeah. IF YOU LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA. WHO LIVES THERE?
OMB....
"...In there!"
*POST*
from Brian's Song I've seen your kind of people. They think they can survive on just jokes and a smile. You know what? That's all they got.
So true, so true.
Bah, I would've won by now if not for Blaze/Neb
_ghost_ Boo! >:
boobs
Is it warm in here or is it just me!
It depends where you are...
SEE NEW SIGNATURE IMAGE!!!!11
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade SEE NEW SIGNATURE IMAGE!!!!11
OK!!!!11
Love the animations.
woot
Darn you!!! :yell: I was gonna' wait another day and poooost!!!!!
>: !ooB _ghost_
And now I've gone and wet myself... Thank you very much for that.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks >: !BooBs _ghost_
Yeah... poor Meiscool :(
... POST
hhhgyiyiygygyg8856534rdvhb.?
GAHHHH _ghost_ MOTHA' fhwaghs
Blarg
CHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
hxc
I... need... the... MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!!!
PAPA SMURF IS A COMMUNIST AND I'M A MAN EATING POODLE!!! BLEHBLORG!
*Moment of randomness brought to by Scarface Larry*
Look at the DS dance! It's craz-ee time!
Off topic: Wow Scarface Larry, did you also read that wikipedia article on the smurfs?
DOES NOT COUNT 111
Ello.
Originally posted by Scarface Larry PAPA SMURF IS A COMMUNIST AND I'M A MAN EATING POODLE!!! BLEHBLORG!
*Moment of randomness brought to by Scarface Larry*
That wasnn't random.Wev'e been talking about the smurfs being or not being commi's and I just calld you a man eating poodle yesterday.
Also we talked about Smurfs here.
http://shadustss.16.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=28
@Razor: There's a wikipedia article on smurfs that involves communism???? Wow, sw33t.
@Shadus: I called myself a man-eating poodle, AND DON'T YOU FORGET THAT!!!! BTW, PM's do not count. Especially those ones, they were all in your head. There is no spoon.
*Gives Larry a spoon.*
Look up smurfs, then scroll down to the communist claims.
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend to be one of those deaf mutes.
Razor cheated! He posted twice in a day! :o
This means I can cheat!!!! No... wait... no, It doesn't...
CRAP.
the one before that didn't count.
I checked. ;)
ALSO DOES NOT CVOUNT
THE V IS FOR VENDETTA
So my guy in my Avatar looks funny and yeah.... >.>
P.S. I get the rules of this now Razor :P
Larry @Razor: There's a wikipedia article on smurfs that involves communism???? Wow, sw33t.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_and_communism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_and_communism)
I KNEW IT!!!
Beat that Gothdus.
oh yeah, postzorz.
Moo.
Karrrrnovvvss Seeeecret Cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbb..... Cluuuub issss noooot for nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbsssssssss...... Karrrrnovvv liiiiiiiiiiiiiikes to loooooooooooooooooovvvveeeeeee....... Karrrrnovvv looooves his gloooooooooooooooooooooooove (karnov...)
Back.
Front.
*Hug*
Elmo is a
...b... ...o... ...o... ...b...
SHALLA LALLA DING DONG!
Post.
Someone post before he wins DOES NOT COUNT
damn, I hate it when he's right.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Moo. .ooM
(...vonrak) evoooooooooooooooooooooooolg sih sevooool vvvonrrrrraK?
Hayatatatacha!
Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block Once more now Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rock We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Duck – Jump – Turn - Pose Listen carefully Jump – Pose – Duck - And turn
Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block It’s gonna get harder now Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch
Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes To be the man with the master plan Are you the man now?
Kick, punch, block Chop, kick, block Block, turn, and kick it Block, duck, punch Duck, duck, turn Jump, kick, chop Punch, punch, punch
Hatatatacha! That’s it for today.
banana hammock manic panic!
Phoque...
:badboy:
Lololololol
Iiiii love the ocean!
Shiggity Shiggity Shwah.
My ice cream melted
Yes, though it was great to stay with Charas another good and long day, I'm off- TO THE BEDMOBILE!
(Z)
[o[ ]..]
A non-even-look-like Neo Geo Pocket.
Righto
pwnt
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*Swarm of tie fighters descend*
Puddn' Pops
postzorzozorz
My microphone broke today... Isn't that Ironic!?
Mine too...
That's what I would say if I had a microphone that broke.
24:06
Teh Post to raise post count.

WHEE?
What's that pic from?
Razor: re: next two posts one was Lord Spammles, the other was another Big Duke that did not count. All is well.
G
Posted....must reach 800 posts!
Originally posted by Big_Duke What's that pic from?
Razor: re: next two posts one was Lord Spammles, the other was another Big Duke that did not count. All is well.
It's TES IV: Oblivion, and in this screen, is my miserable, half-arsed attempt to recreate Ganondorf!
(Post doesn't counting.)
Lol
losted
Past
:para: :flower: DIE FLOWER.
Wegunwin
Hey somebody don't you wanna hear, the story of my life?
Yes, go on. Tell us.
No, don't tell us! Leave us in suspence.
Originally posted by Cerebus Yes, go on. Tell us.
You didn't catch the reference, I'm afraid.
From musical ; Working. I didn't think you'd know though, it's a very odd musical at that... Bleaurgh.
PDC
*Eats self.*
I can dance all day!!! *Dances* Phew...
*Hedgehog shows up.*
...
BOOOOOM!!!
You can not dance all day! If you try to, you will not complete the housework!
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by Cerebus Yes, go on. Tell us. |
You didn't catch the reference, I'm afraid.
From musical ; Working. I didn't think you'd know though, it's a very odd musical at that... Bleaurgh.
PDC
Well... I didn't get the reference... But, I still want to know the story of your life!
Lol internet
Queen is like music to my ears
Dins
It's been a while since I last posted...
gfagaogfhwhbufgw
:mrT: (B)
Narf
Point
PANCREOUS
[:O.] Okay, let's say it's a Game Cube... a deformed Game Cube... top view...
::)
WTF. I don't remember saying "Narf".
Yeah, I finally won! [+[_]oo] = Non existant handheld.
NANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAN NANANANNANANANANA BATMAAAAN BATMAAAAAAN BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST
Mwahaha, this post is EXACTLY 24 hours after my last one.
<<>><<>> ------O------ VVVVVVVVV
yeah
Originally posted by Grandy

I have ajar with cookies in it.
MIC's sig got OWNED.
it died. I'm thinking of replacing it after you and I uberbattle once again.
Hey, is anyone following the World Cup?
Meow..
Hi.
GRAAAARRRRR!!!!
Originally posted by Kinslayer Hey, is anyone following the World Cup?
Not really.
So close to winning! 4 hours to go! You can do it, man!
Oh wait, sorry. I guess I ruined it for ya.
lets see if i can win again!
Okay, let's see...
Remember folks: Drugs are bad, they make you sad. Sometimes glad, but mostly sad, D-D-D- Drugs are bad, they make you sad. Sometimes glad, but mostly sad!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *imagination lost...*
POST.
hah hah hajikeru bonbaa hi hi eigo de faiyaa fuf fuf fuyasuze bonbaa hei hei heiwa no faiyaa nazeka maki komarete itsumo hiya ose mou kakugo wo kimero boku wa gakeppuchi (hah ha~) yarutokya yaruze nando demo pawaa wo agete (sou da!!) boku ga yaranakya dare ga yaru kitai ni kotaemasu 3 2 1 otona ni natte mo wasurenai 3 2 1 moueru kokoro areba muteki da kara kyou mo soshite asu mo boku wa gakeppuchi bab bab babibube bonbaa bi bi bidanshi faiyaa pup pup punsuu ga nanda be be bengaku faiyaa
_ghost_ Boo B1cth
I'M EVILLLLLL!!!!
Aww... so cute.
Ok?
Poo. Wee wee.
Olé olé olé Olé olé olé olá Olé olé olé Cada dÃa te quiero más Ooooooohh Argentina Es un sentimiento No puedo parar...
Imagine there's no Heaven...
:para: :frag: :guns: GUN SMILEY'D!
Wait, what? Spam. Oh.
WHEHEHEO.
Yes, I am indeed a tenis player.
My dear fellow, a true tennis player would spell tennis correctly, mind you.
XD spamalama-ding-dong!
Tenis? You know what that rhymes with?
Genus.
Or Pennies.
Activate Super-Spammage Laser!
Oh NOES!!!! Not the Super-Spammage Laser!!!!
OH YEAH!!!
*dramatic anime music and close-ups* They say it has the powers to cut any kind of material, and it is three times bigger than a normal laser. Just starting at it, or at one material that was hit by it, can drive a man blind. Even the scientists who developed it had to use steel glasses to watch it, and they could see it cleary, as if the steel was glass. One man, hit by it, would go insane, he would start to droll, talk nonsense and in a language no one knows. This laser was stolen by the Warxe's bandits, the most dangerous organization in Charasville, and they intent to use it in their plans to get power. For that it was created the most powerful police team ever, the Charas Mods! They all have unique abilities, developed by the major Alex expecially to stop all the evil in our beloved world.
This is the start of an era of teror and chaos, this is the start of the Forum Wars! *insert Animeish opening theme sang in japanese here*
um.., yea... :w00t:
Miderkle fididily gorrumble. Miirunig norrik drendrin killomaneit.
Spelunka minno norrik pepsi.
:mrT:
Opkeopkeo?
Originally posted by Bluhman Opkeopkeo?
Bluhman, don't do that. That's cheating. I think...
Bluhman deleted the post that was between my two posts above in order to post again. You should add a rule about that, FFL. That's very unfair.
Bluhman's little "trick" got me in trouble last time. Please do something about this.
*Post does not count.* *Neither should Bluhman's.*
If you don't beleive me, I'll get a screenshot of his "trick" sooner or later.
Ackachickanachimatritichnimoroniuscane
Who cares? Tis but a small game in the massive expanse of a universal equality that we call pie.
He'd have lost anyway.
So I guess that means I can do that too?
I hate you.
"Vala he is that's what you said Then your oath's been sworn in vain (But) freely you came and You freely shall depart (So) never trust the northern winds Never turn your back on friends"
Originally posted by Grandy "Vala he is that's what you said Then your oath's been sworn in vain (But) freely you came and You freely shall depart (So) never trust the northern winds Never turn your back on friends"
In English, Pablo.
Originally posted by Razor I hate you.
I love you too!
>'_'< <-----Tis a kitty cat.
And he dance dance dance, and he dance dance dance
I'm not kidding! No, not kidding! I've never been more serious in my life, My life with you!!! Oh I'm not kidding! I'm seriously not kidding! I'll never stop joking! Oh wait-I mean I will stop joking! Because I'm serious! It's like it was meant to be!!!
ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!!
:hi:
Dead men lying on the bottom of their graves, wondering when savior comes, is he gonna be saved? Maybe you're a mourner until you're returning life, maybe you're a sinner maybe you deserve to die.
They were crying when their sons left, god is wearing black. He's gone so far to find our hope, he's never coming back. They were crying when their sons left, all young men must go. He's gone so far to find a truth, he's never going home.
Young men standing on the top of their own graves, wondering when jesus comes, are they gonna be saved. , maybe you're a choker, maybe you deserve to die.
They were crying when their sons left, god is wearing black. He's gone so far to find our hope, he's never coming back. They were crying when their sons left, all young men must go. He's gone so far to find a truth, he's never going home.
Welcome, to the soldier side, where there's no one here but me. People, all grow up to die, there is no one here but me.
Welcome, to the soldier side, where there's no one here but me. People, on the soldier side, there is no one here but me.
-System of a Down, Soldier Side (Full), Hypnotize.
This is the best song I have ever heard.
Like sorrowful seaguls they sang "(We're) lost in the deep shades The misty cloud brought (A wailing when beauty was gone Come take a look at the sky) Monstrous it covered the shore Fearful into the unknown" Quietly it crept in new horror Insanity reigned And spilled the first blood When the old king was slain
Frank.
WAHAHAHAAA!!! LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE ALL... DEAD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAaaaaa....!!!
I like hamburgers.
Hmm...
Hey man, look at me rocking out! I'm on the radio!
You vill all die! Mwahahaha!
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Hey man, look at me rocking out! I'm on the radio!
Hey man, look at me roking out! I'm on the video!
:badboy:
Base, dudes, etc
Originally posted by Kinslayer
quote: | Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Hey man, look at me rocking out! I'm on the radio! |
Hey man, look at me roking out! I'm on the video!
With Danny and Lisa. XD
Kelly Clarkson's 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' lyric:
Swallow me then spit me out!
I like it vice versa, Kelly.
I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT.
I just downloaded Scary Movie 4.... and it RULZ
[][][][][][][][][][]
Meow.
The Hardest Part?
Is letting go.
Damn you Razor. I hate you.
...
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally quoted by FFL2and3rocks |
*Posts winning post*
*Kinslayer prevents Moose from winning and expects to loose* xD
Originally posted by Kinslayer *Kinslayer prevents Moose from winning and expects to loose* xD
YOU LOSE... GOOD DAY, SIR!
Ain't that GREAT?
Yes...
boo ya!
Boo no!
I think the Jews could have used a Hitler of their own. The ANTI HITLER. That would have been cool, because the battle between Hitler and Anti-Hitler would have been freakin' EPIC.
Interesting... A non-antisematic killer... Why, we'd all prob'ly be dead! ...wait... no... Not here! Post.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman |
Hello
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman |
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Originally posted by Cerebus
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
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It's astounding
kewl pyramid :P :flower:
Read the following sentence out loud.
Zeeky buggy doog.
Read the above sentence out loud.
Originally posted by Bluhman Read the following sentence out loud.
Zeeky buggy doog.
Read the above sentence out loud.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DOOOON'T DO IIIIIITTT!!!
Oh hey, tomorrow is this thread's birthday.
Already? Gosh it seems it was last month we made it.
"I was in a heavy metal band. People either loved us, or they hated us. Or they thought we were O.K." - Mitch Hedberg
I could delete all your posts and win continually if I wanted to. Don't make me want to. ;]
HAPHY BIRFDAH, WHOEVAH PHOSTS LEST WHINS!!!
*Pulls a Bluhman.*
I win!!!! for the next few minutes :)
Dudet, I liked it when you LEFT.
That wasn't really nice, was it?
Watch it Warxe, I could delete all of your posts and repeatedly win if I wanted too :p
Yourenotcool meiscool.
:flower: Majority rules Meiscool, I am stayin.
Happy birthday to this wonderful game! :w00t: And by the way Arcanagirl, if you post twice within 24 hours, you're supposed to put somewhere in your second post that it doesn't count for the game.
INTERCEPTION!!!
Lalala!
On a completley unrelated note, I found the creator of the "Post a picture of yourself" thread on the Elder Scrolls forums!
Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, may I take your order?
"I'd like a Good Burger with extra X Marks the Ed-Sauce, and some fries."
"Would you like fries with that?"
"What the **** did I..."
*shoots Ed*
Originally posted by Arcanagirl :flower: Majority rules Meiscool, I am stayin.
I don't care. It was just nice not to hear someone complaining every waking moment about randomness, that's all. Oh well, least with you around more modding will be done, even though the mods won't be the ones actually doing it.
Stay long as you like.
Hell! X is banned?! I wasn't on for 2 days and things like this happen...?
In the event that you are serious, I thought I should inform you that under Ed's name where it saids: Banned Member - No, It says he's not banned. "Banned" is just his nickname. Appearntly he thinks it's cool that he brought back a forum game that people used to slightly enjoy, and now is using that game, which is called "Ban the previous poster" or something to that effect, as his title.
Doesn't countzors. ;)
The fact that you fell for it is worth a million wins!
In a different game, of course.
Originally posted by Meiscool In the event that you are serious, I thought I should inform you that under Ed's name where it saids: Banned Member - No, It says he's not banned. "Banned" is just his nickname. Appearntly he thinks it's cool that he brought back a forum game that people used to slightly enjoy, and now is using that game, which is called "Ban the previous poster" or something to that effect, as his title.
Doesn't countzors. ;)
NOTE: Doesn't count :)
Gosh, it happened to me for reading too fast xP tends to happen to me heh...
Heh, I did that a long time ago, before the "Banned member - no" thing was in profiles. Back then Alex just changed a banned person's title to .:BANNED MEMBER:. in red. :p
Originally posted by Kinslayer Hell! X is banned?! I wasn't on for 2 days and things like this happen...?
OMFG!!! XD
I knew SOMEBODY would think that. It's not even a good joke, but someone fell for it. I expected a noob, but Kinslayer? XD
Well... life is life!
Did you know the movie "Spiderman" has over 160 plot errors? And do you care? I mean, it's SPIDERMAN! No one should care. But apparently someone cared enought to even count the errors.
Damn heretic.
Hello
Well, clearly the water surrounding Africa is wet.
Anyone for Fried Chicken?
exactly 24 hours later
*X_marks_the_ed cuts it down to about 12 hours later.*
"Hemorhoids, got you going crazy?
time to go see the doctor!
Naruto: ??? *Flies off in pain.* Kakashi: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!"
Caution, wet roads during rain
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed *X_marks_the_ed cuts it down to about 12 hours later.*
"Hemorhoids, got you going crazy?
time to go see the doctor!
Naruto: ??? *Flies off in pain.* Kakashi: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!"
*does not counts*
A thousand years of PAIN (I just downloaded that episode)
Originally posted by Grandy
quote: | Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed *X_marks_the_ed cuts it down to about 12 hours later.*
"Hemorhoids, got you going crazy?
time to go see the doctor!
Naruto: ??? *Flies off in pain.* Kakashi: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!" |
*does not counts*
A thousand years of PAIN (I just downloaded that episode)
Me too. XD
My bad.
*Post is not being in the form of countingness.*
SNAKE!SNAKE!SNAAAAKE!
ENGLAND! ENGLAND! ENGLAAAAND!
FOOTY! FOOTY! FOOTYYYYY!
^_^
Unu Doi Trey Patru Cinci
Jeden Dva Tre Shtiri Pet
Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq
Jeden Dva Tre Sderi Pat
One Two Three Four Five
Jigga wha?
Originally posted by Linkizcool Unu Doi Trey Patru Cinci
(Italian)
Jeden Dva Tre Shtiri Pet
(Dutch? German?)
Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq
(French)
Jeden Dva Tre Sderi Pat
(Scandinavian?)
One Two Three Four Five
(Chinese)
Jigga that.
(Post might not count.)
Originally posted by Grandy Did you know the movie "Spiderman" has over 160 plot errors? And do you care? I mean, it's SPIDERMAN! No one should care. But apparently someone cared enought to even count the errors.
Damn heretic. >.> I don't believe you. Give an example.
I want the whole freakin' list.
Number 8 - When Spiderman goes into the building on fire to save the kid, notice there are two, TWO, intact windows, one of which is crashed by him when he jumps in. when he is leaving, a explosion destroys the remaining window, but when he goes inside again to save the "woman" (Greengoblin), he crashes another window.
Number 37 - when Osborn is going to use the experiment in himself, there is no door in the gas chamber (he enters throught a hole which closes), but later on, a helper enters the room to see if he's alright.
Number 61 - When Peter is fighting the man who killed uncle Ben, the man has a gun in his hand, then he loses the gun and gets a knife, then in the next scene he has a gun again. And the knife disappeared.
Number 117 - In teh scene Peter is testing his powers, he shoot a web in a red can, and pulls it in his direction. When he grabs the can, it doesn't have web in it.
Number 168 - Near the ending of the movie, the Goblin's floating skateboard hits him at his chest, but when he dies it's near his crotch.
I could go on for hour and hours.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by Kinslayer Hell! X is banned?! I wasn't on for 2 days and things like this happen...? |
OMFG!!! XD
I knew SOMEBODY would think that. It's not even a good joke, but someone fell for it. I expected a noob, but Kinslayer? XD
Well, I'm pretty naive, so it was OBVIOUS I'd fall xP!!! I tend to read too fast.
:( am a eBay noobie....
In Spiderman 2, when he's on the train, Spiderman's mask fall... and the train's running... how the hell did those boys manage to get it back?
Yes
*locks thread*
Mod power abuse! :o
3 mod posts in a row! Ha!
Why do you people always walk around with your cell phones on, pretending to talk so you look like you're actually doing something besides showing off your phone?
Indeed
Cookies anyone?
Whoever posts "LAST" Wins!
So you're telling me you're not Jean Coutu?
:]] :p (J) :( :flower: :smurf: :eyes:
Blue wins.
La didi dum gum tiddle bum chilly billy kolly molly chum bum kimmi chum kinn binn gogo\ lin.
*Bans self.*
Warxe: 0.o ? Meisgerman: -.-'
*Bans you* DOUBLE NEGATIVE'D
Btw, NEW SIG! f33r!
excuse me wtf r u doin'?
Blue doesn't win. Yellow does.

:heart:
:)
:D
:s
:jumpin:
:yell: >: :o :blush: :sweet: ;) _sweat_ It be a tie between pink and orange!
PDDDDDCCC.
Remember, if you post twice within 24 hours and your post doesn't count, please say so.
*this post doesn't count*
Post does[STRIKE]n't[/STRIKE] count.
>:
:yell:
Meiscool almost wins.
(B) (B) (B) (B) (B) (B) (B) (B)
(B) + (J) + :smoke: = :D
I did almost win.
C G D E F.
Sing the above notes out loud.
I WANT TO RIDE THE BUFFALO!!!
Buffalo taste scrimpsionshideshincantspellsojutslayoff
Why do I keep posting here?
(B) + (J) + :smoke: = :x
right here.
Originally posted by Bluhman
OMG!! That has an RTP character in it! That means it's not funny. it's not cool. It sucks because of one RTP character. [/Sarcasm]
He's right you know. Since that game doesn't have 100% or more original content, it immediately sucks.
Originally posted by Razor He's right you know. Since that game doesn't have 100% or more original content, it immediately sucks.
You fools, the charset I used for that person isn't wearing any pants; you just can't see because the guy's head is in the way.
Indeed. Pants are efil.
If I win the lottery, I will buy all the pants in the world and burn them.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

24 hours later
Talkin' bout 24...
I'm not Kinslayer, I'm Jack Bauer, I have to get back to CTU, I have to save the Pres...
Ello.
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Originally posted by oooog Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake! Snaaaaaaaake a snake, snake it's a snaaaaake! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake! Snaaaaaaaake a snake, snake it's a snaaaaake!Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake! Snaaaaaaaake a snake, snake it's a snaaaaake!Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake! Snaaaaaaaake a snake, snake it's a snaaaaake!Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake! Snaaaaaaaake a snake, snake it's a snaaaaake!
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Snape!? I actually found that clever. :p
PDC
Here is what I'm singing:
http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/
Oh, I thought you made it up.
Oooog fails, as it is 12 "badger"s
Or is it?
Yes it is.
Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Present Present Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Present Present Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Present Present Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Hallelujah, Chriiiiiiiiiiiiist, it's a Chriiiiiiiiiiiiist, Ohhhhhhhhh it's a Christ! It's a Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Present Present
XD
Doesn't countzors.
Originally posted by Meiscool

Originally posted by Meiscool That attack looks like a penis.
That is why is is called penis attack
:o
Meow!
Please!!! I have to contact CTU! I have to tell the President about the terrorists!
TONY!!!!
Fear my assassin's sexyness!
Indeed, Sasuke does look like a penis.
What a phallic conversation.
Indeed...
I win....
HURRY SOMEONE LOCK THE TOPIC!
I don't feel like letting you easy, you pathetic APE.
X
Originally posted by Meiscool X MIC
How DARE you call me APE!!!!
One post per day dude.
Doesn't count*
Originally posted by Meiscool X _marks_the_ed
In Soviet Russia, ed_marks_the_X.
iPod racing... Electronicstar Wars: Episode I The random glitch menace.
I don't feel like letting you easy, you pathetic LINK.
:hi: DE DE DEE
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks In Soviet Russia, ed_marks_the_X.
He he.
Who loves orange soda?
Is there any subtopic to this post, like something to talk about while we all randomly post things every 24 hours or so cause otherwise this is really a waste of... lets see... over a hundred pages
NEIN
Post'd.
Originally posted by syro9 Is there any subtopic to this post, like something to talk about while we all randomly post things every 24 hours or so cause otherwise this is really a waste of... lets see... over a hundred pages
Tu tienes el gato en tus pantalones.
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.
I broke the law... but I repaired it!
blau
To bad.
E=MC2
1=MIC
Originally posted by Cerebus 1=MIC
He's right, I r number one.
Doesn't countzies.
Honky Tonk
Originally posted by Grandy Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda!! Is it true? Is it true? I do, I do, I do-ooo.
Then pay with your blood!
I'm surrounded by honkies....
/ Is surrounded by honkies < Hillbilly V Hore
Yazzaaa
sladfjas;ld anlvdd
I've fought dragons more fearsome than you!
BLARGH!
Yo.
Originally posted by Linkizcool Yo.
Ma name is Jo
An' I work in a button factory.
Yo
Grandy wins!
Meh
Yo! ,,/ (^_^) ,,/ For somew reason the inverted "/" isn't working
Uh, Grandy wins again... @_@
Actually you won twice because nobody posted after you for 2 days! o_0
Damn you Grandy!!!
*Posts*
Hiya
Snake won twice as well
Butz. What a name for a main character. Butz. Ahahahaha!
Butz.
Butz.
Butz.
Butz.
Butz.
Hahaha. *Falls over and starts twitching*
Yo!
Yo
Snake only won once.
Snake Eater: June 13, 2005, 11:35 pm Grandy: June 15, 2005, 2:11 pm
To win twice, Grandy's post had to be at June 15, 2005, 11:35 pm or later. So it's 9 hours off.
'Kay. I guess I'm winning.
Yes. Yes, you are.
You should make a new rule where you can't spam when you post here....that way its harder to win. So you have to post about a relavant topic or something.
Like eeerm........I dunno.....Cheese
Stilton. It's... Cheese... But it's... Blue... O_o
Hey, I can post!
What the hell, people?
Meiscool won?
*Goes into hyperventilation.* *Dies*
*Ed is buried and a tombstone is placed on top of his grave.*
Meiscool: "Meh." Archem: "WHY!!??"
*Tapping from beneath the ground.*
Ed : I'm not dead.
Archem: "You can still here him." ZKX: "Who wants some beer?" Ed : I'm not dead. Razor: "Did you three just bury someone alive?" Meiscool: "Yes." Razor: "Who?" ZKX: "Just Ed." Razor: "Oh.... carry on."
Ed : "I'm gonna kill you!"
My God I hate you so much.
Originally posted by Razor My God I hate you so much.
If you post a topic within 24 hopurs, please post a message saying that it does not count.
*Post not being counted.*
BTW, What do you mean? What did I do now?
Maybe he means you're not funny? Or maybe it's because a lot of people state that they've left the charas pub because you've drove them away? That could be, because the Charas Pub is HIS game. I dunno. Personally, I don't mind you other then the obnoxious posting within the pub.
Originally posted by Meiscool Or maybe it's because a lot of people state that they've left the charas pub because you've drove them away?
...
I...
Uh...
Really? Uhm...
Wow...
All I have to say is, I am not psychic. I cannot read your minds people. If I annoy you in any way, i'm sure the problem can be dealt without any flaming. As I have said before, no one's going to know that they're doing something wrong unless you let them know.
Originally posted by Razor 1. love x_marks_the_ed forever.
IRONY!!!
*Post does not count.*
*this post counts*
Oh Ed, it was because after putting so much effort in to making this game unnoticable, you descended from happy land and took it away from me, like so much examples and metaphors.
Now I have to wait til tomorrow.
DNC, FOO
BTW, you people take things too seriously. Jeez.
Posty?
You almost wins.
I've got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it's midnight.
quote: Originally posted by Bluhman I've got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it's midnight.
google that phrase and get among other links a racist website. lol
Yay! I got my Xbox 360!
Yay! *The ungodly acts of n00bs and newbs* !!!WATCH OUT!!!
I'm nervous... I do some theater classes at my school, and today we have to act for the first time to PEOPLE! OMG I can't take the pressure- *dies of heart attack*
I HOPE GRANDY DID not WET HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE
GUN SMILEY'D!!
HAY GUYS WATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
The one who posts under me sucks!
Meh.
Ah-Ha! My avatar HAD a christmas tree hat too! ( It was so ugly, I changed it... )
EDIT : Oh, I've just beat you by 9 minutes.
And I was so close to winning, too!
quote: Originally posted by Razor I HOPE GRANDY DID not WET HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE
Too bad, I already did...
j/k
Everyone said I was the best actor
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoever posts after me is a loser and has no life and I will hate the rest of my life for ruining my chance at @$$omeness!!!
Yo soy mejor que ellos!
I'm Juggernaut, B!tch
Nubsause. :para:
Originally posted by Grandy I'm Juggernaut, B!tch
I'm THE Juggernaut, B!tch!
Moiwahahahahahahar!
I'm not the juggernaut; you're still bitches though.
I'm the juggernaut, female dog! :s
:cow: Wheres the BEEF?
I like Beef..............well I can't find the cow so......here :mrT:
Yes i won!!, maybe I will again?
Yes, maybe... but not today.
Charas Project From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search The Charas-Project is a web-based application that can be used to make character graphics for RPG Tsukuru 2000 and its sequel, RPG Tsukuru 2003 by means of a simple point and click interface. The site also has forums and a section to post completed resources for others to use.
Herro!
Nasty creatures.
OMG Charas has a Wiki entry!
About time!
POST
Didn't know what to say anyway...
Schwing!
Eat my pie.
Pie is evil!!!!!!!!!
Meaning of life? *think* :yell:
hello
and goodbye
Gmod!
2N3014
Sneola!?
Ich liebe dich!
EDIT vvv : Yes, I forgot. Thanks for pointing that out.
(doesn't count)
It's "dich", not "dish"
...................................................................... :para: :frag: :guns:
ANTI-POST
Damn this thread has grown long.
Your mom has grown long.
Another[/QUOTE] day, another quote bug.
All most dude.
Because I have to wait another 30 minutes, I guess this doesn't count.
[/QUOTE][/QUOTE][/QUOTE] OWN'D?
Stupid quote bug!
EDIT : Oh, well, it didn't ''affect'' my post.
Yay, now that those 30 minutes have passed, I can post without it not counting!
bupm
Estátuas e cofres E paredes pintadas Ninguém sabe o que aconteceu Ela se jogou da janela do quinto andar Nada é fácil de entender
Dorme agora huhuhuhu É só o vento lá fora Quero colo Vou fugir de casa Posso dormir aqui Com vocês? Estou com medo tive um pesadelo Só vou voltar depois das três Meu filho vai ter Nome de santo Quero o nome mais bonito
(Refrão) É preciso amar as pessoas Como se não houvesse amanhã Por que se você parar, pra pensar. Na verdade não há
Me diz por que que o céu é azul Explica a grande fúria do mundo São meus filhos que tomam conta de mim
Eu moro com a minha mãe Mas meu pai vem me visitar Eu moro na rua não tenho ninguém Eu moro em qualquer lugar Já morei em tanta casa que nem me lembro mais Eu moro com os meus pais huhuhuhu
(Refrão)
Sou uma gota d'água Sou um grão de areia Você me diz que seus pais não lhe entendem Mas você não entende seus pais Você culpa seus pais por tudo E isso é absurdo São crianças como você O que você vai ser Quando você crescer?
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grandy is cheating on charas!
You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record baby, right round round round!
{o,o} |)__) -"-"- O RLY?
:) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtqI0MMxvI)
DSFARGEG
BOOM HEADSHOT!! BOOM HEEADSHOT!!!!! MMMMWWWWWAAAAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
My neighbor has a constipated wiener dog. No matter what you think, THIS DOES EFFECT YOU.
Originally posted by shadus Grandy is cheating on charas!
Now tell them how you know that!
Cause you're still beating me...
Preflight delight, Defaced street lights, A pyramid mind ****, Dont leave your seats now,
Popcorn everywhere, canned, Cliché people organs rare, Corn everywhere canned, Cliché people organs rare,
Rare (repeat)
I want to be, A fallen ruby, Guest vibrations, Dont leave your seats now,
Humans everywhere, canned, Cliché people organs rare, Humans everywhere, canned, Cliché people cannot dare,
Dare (repeat)
Humans everywhere, canned, Cliché people organs rare, Humans everywhere, canned, Cliché people cannot dare, Humans everywhere, canned, Cliché people organs rare, Humans everywhere, canned, Cliché people cannot dare, dare, dare, dare.
CUBErt by System of a Down
Why i did this, I don't know. :jest:
a) You're still not helping me win b) Those new emoticons are nastay c) God damn you. How am I suppose to win when people play the game!?
Originally posted by Razor a) You're still not helping me win b) Those new emoticons are nastay c) God damn you. How am I suppose to win when people play the game!?
I am disappointed at you, Razor. You of all people, famous for multiple posts in this thread, would forget to state whether or not the post counts. FOR SHAME!
*Post =/= count.*
:jest:
this post is 100% counting
:o Oh... My... God...
NOO SMILIES!!!! :spamlas: :rip: :oi:
But anyway...
Mwahahaha! Take that, everybody! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu646i61EME)
Hey, Razor, I like your sig...
{o.o} |)_(| -"-"- YA RLY
{X.X} |)_(| -"-"-
Nice owls, cerebus.
*Post does not count.*
*Looks at Ed's sig*
I want... baby back-ribs, baby back-ribs, baby back-ribs. I need... baby back-ribs, baby back-ribs, baby back-ribs.
Well, while it's already in the last 10 discussion... I didn't make these owls, I found them on Wikipedia, in a 'O RLY' article.
{o,o} (__(| -"-"- NO WAI!
Post doesn't count...
*spamlas*
Sugaritututututuuu
Oh honey honey tutututututu!!!!!
mmhmm *spamlas* :luvff:
................. :rip:
*posspam* *posspam* *posspam* *posspam* *posspam*
ANGRY CROWD. WE WAN'T SPAM FOR THE RATIONS!
*posspam* *posspam* *posspam* 
BREAK DOWN THE WALLS!
Run ragged?
*spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas*
:taunt: ... :dry: ................ :frag: ... :cry: .............................. :king: ... :rip:
Operation 0099: Infiltration. Take out the guards, jump through the fence and destroy the cameras. Thats pretty much it. ¬¬ I'm only typing random words that just because makes sense. First thing that mind comes to my I tip and go happy because happy is good and I'm happy ha ha ha no I am not ha ha ha ha ha now I really am ha ha or am I interrogation ha ha no I am not excalamtion times three ha ha ha
PERIOD DOIREP POIRED POERID DIOPRE POIDRE PoIdRe pOiDrE PoIdRe pOiDrE BUTTSECKTS
HA HA HA
Me is english broken tell me help english better to get.
oasmdiyhgnm3ekjhdenugn r Your stupid stupid stupid stupid.
Zero equal infinete but just the contrary, zero times zero zero, infenete temis enfenete equas enfinete........ THAT IS ZEROI1
Vegeta: Fufufufufu, you canNOT win, Kakarot! Kakarot: Haaaaaaaaaaaa1!!!!!!! Vegeta: O noez! He got spuer sayian level infineite! Einstein: That equals zeroi! Kakarot: Disappear 'cause zeero equals nothinglol
ghnouhgdhhyhhdnnhye
:frag: :frag: :frag: :frag: :frag:
O noez!
i tiped everything witoug thinking nor hitting the basck space space. Noir careing, actually.
*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN!
FUN! DAMNIT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaAaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa1011010010010011100110010001011001100111011100010001010110101010
Okay me go nowlmaoXDxdXDXDXDXDXDDXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
omg
*1 minute later comes in*
....dude, what was I smoking? *sees some marijuana in his left hand* Oh, yeh, cool.
"I will opress the big, and make those who are fallen arise!"
Signs: The Brasier.
ciao
WEE! 666!
WEE! 2749!
*posspam*
Poopsex...
boredom
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Yeah? Well...
Originally posted by Grandy
quote: | Originally posted by shadus Grandy is cheating on charas! |
Now tell them how you know that!
Every one know's I'm a forum slut.But you are true to your forum.
'Til know.
Meow...
Random randomness? Oh dear.
I am so gonna see this!
This post probably counts
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed I am so gonna see this!

Yeah? Well...
Kill it! KILL IT! :guns:
Hello.
:hi: :taunt:
Originally posted by Blaman

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by Blaman
 [/QUOTE] Hey! No posty twice in 24 hours, foo!
PDC.
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Blaman The forum could NOT establish a connection to this image: http://www.naruto-kun.com/images/narutotest/sasuke.jpg Hey! No posty twice in 24 hours, foo!
PDC.
I hate that! XP I forgot that my watch time is different from Charas'
Sorry.
*THIS post counts.*
EDIT: WTF? I didn't do that! The end quote is closed!
Bump! PDNC
Jump, bounce, roll now!
Wheee
This post counting is inevitible.
No? Well...
Why do I keep putting k in front of my [STRIKE]k[/STRIKE] n
Only 28 minutes to go!
Maybe? Well...
bleh
Can I win this time? PLEEEASE!!!
No, you may not.
The post below mine doesn't count.
You know, it doesn't.
He's right.
I HOPE MEISCOOL DOES NOT WET HIS/HER PANTS!
bump i dunno im bored XP
Cow-pie.
Looks like you need help, Star-roll. Do a barrel fox!
This is dangerous! You'd better all not post if you don't want to explode.
BTW This post does not count (by 3 minutes!)
Boing!
Score. Thankyou Razor. Now I get to post again.
Originally posted by Alex

Yeah? Well...
post... :lazy:
Originally posted by Bluhman Yeah? Well...

(B)
No.
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!
Moose and cows and milk and asparagus. :zzz:
To the person who posts after me.
A curse upon you, your house, and your cat. If you don't have a cat, then on your dog. If you don't have a dog, then on any pet you may have. If you do not have a pet, then it will go upon your house again. That's a double whammy. May I suggest you don't post, or this could be you:
 You've been warned.
Bah, my post doesn't count anyway.
You can call me Grandy, you can call me Dandy, just don't call me a mothafucka.
Quit bitching. Seriously, that's ALL you do.
I'm like, on the count down to 1337 posts.
erhm... eh... yeah... well... duh.
That picture was in my sig a while ago, oooog! XD
EDIT:

XD
Tu veux tu être mon ami?
kdodpska!
Bluh, you're a man to be honored.
:whacky: + :jest: = *posspam*
*Time itself a-splodes*
...and they all lived happily ever after, the end.
It's been a while.
what do i win for posting last?
You mean... what would you win if you posted last.
You'd win this!

Tis a weapon from million of years ago. Use it wisely, young grasseater.
Mallah is one bad bitch.
 Space Cowboy's Fighting Nazis...
Gadzooks!
Post counts now.
Jimminy willikers, fee fi fo fillikers, batman!
*BATMAN TRANSTIION.*
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.â€
“And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.â€
“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.â€
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.â€
Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.â€
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it
“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darknessâ€
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.â€
“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?"
"It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were made of ice.â€
--Terry Pratchett, Best.Writter.Ever.
:cow:
I love to eat pie made of rye?EJ@
HI-C ORANGE LAVABURST IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST FLAVOR OF HI-C IN THE MARKET.
!!!!!
tutututututututuuuuuuuuuuuuuu erhm... duh
G G G G G G G G GUNIT!
_ghost_
Originally posted by Cerebus
I couldn't of complimented Ed's funniness any better my friend.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Yeah? Well...
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Once upon a time, you were born and everyone died. The end.
I couldn't of complimented Ed's funniness any better my friend.
Super.
There is more to life then elephants think.
Originally said by Cloud That was too easy.
You have to ANTICIPATE!
 Don't piss off Donald!
Derpaderp.
^^Razor's post doesn't count!
Neither does this post.
.
Period
,
jynce is cool.
.
Post Doesn't Count.
hahaha, oh wow.
is this liek phun ?
um yea, but you lose..
Righto
Yeah? Well...
Onoes
So I heard you're going to win in a few hours?
:p Same or different? :D
Squee
Originally posted by Bluhman

Oh yeah? Well...
XD lolol wins again
 (You and your silly internet fads.) Yeah? Well...
All posts following mine, including on future pages do not count.
*Post dosen't count*
Johny Cash.
(I just noticed when I posted this before, it was about 10 minutes before 24 hours.)
Oh yeah? Well...
Yeah? Well...
a buffet of manliness
I'm going to set the building on fire
I believe you took my stapler.
You're insane.
Yes! Yes! Now let me hear the other one...
Superman will never...
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
Originally posted by Meiscool I believe you took my stapler.
IT'S "HAVE", YOU FOOL! NOT "TOOK"! Z0MG
WHAT A NOOB
Well, I sure told that Meiscool.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a serial killer who has murdered many people, and is now on the loose.
Killer seven!
Pie is evil.
A horse walks into a bar. Razor: Why the long face? Horse: Didn't you do this one already? Razor: **** you!! *shoots horse*
I don't get it...
There's nothing to 'get', just random image.
Post doesn't count.
:frag: >:
BATTLEDOME
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! Oh, yeah, I'm without mah glasses. I didn't knew you used glas- IT'S SUPERMAN!
Ooooooooooooooikkkkmjnnbhvftjhu7ybtfrdcygujk7jkuyjtuefediaihlsniufojuxjvnfioreisjlakjhrfoadjfsiudeeudodododlfgijskdlfkmsaodkbuh?
nananananananana Leadeeeeer!!!
Fireworks go boom.
Knock knock! Who's there? Ach Ach who? Gazoontite
July 5, 2006, 12:57 am
OMFG lol
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO, IT'S AN HELICOPTER!
qwertyuiopasdghjklzxcvbnm
Are all the letters of the alphabet in that mess, and if not, which letter is missing!?
*posts*
I thought for sure I'd win last time... Damn.
I have noticed through my time here on Charas that about 25% of my posts end up on a new page..... I feel like a total loser....
Nah.
Originally posted by MrMister
quote: | Originally posted by Meiscool Interesting as to how many people admire me.
*Tries not to let it go to head* |
From now on, you get no head.
Hehehe not that you've ever gotten any.
Zing.
yeah, that was lol
Take this!
DREAM THEATER RLZ!!!
well....
If I had a head, it'd be zinged.
I'm gone for 16 hours and this is what happens?!
Despicable....
FFL No spam.
Listen to teh FFL.
Originally posted by Bluhman qwertyuiopasdghjklzxcvbnm
Are all the letters of the alphabet in that mess, and if not, which letter is missing!?
Well... F
Originally posted by Cerebus
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman qwertyuiopasdghjklzxcvbnm
Are all the letters of the alphabet in that mess, and if not, which letter is missing!? |
Well... F
You are smart.
Find the monster that doesn't belong in this group!
Aww, it's pichu.
DNC OMG
Ow...!
Originally posted by Meiscool Aww, it's pichu.
DNC OMG
You are observant.
You are stuck in a cave, binded to a pole in the cave with rope. You have nothing on you, and nearby is a doorway, a stone cieling closing above you, a sharp-edged key and a running buzzsaw slowly closing in on you from ahead. What do you do?
free post
:smurf:
Originally posted by Tomi

According to Dictionary.com...
Stop Verb 1. To close (an opening or hole) by covering, filling in, or plugging up: The tea leaves stopped the drain. 2.To constrict (an opening or orifice): My nose is stopped up. 3.To obstruct or block passage on (a road, for example). 4.To prevent the flow or passage of: stop supplies from getting through. 5a.To halt the motion or progress of: stopped me and asked directions. 5b.To block or deflect (a blow, for example); parry or ward off. 5c.To be or get in the way of (a bullet or other missile); be killed or wounded by. 6a.To cause to desist or to change a course of action: stopped us from continuing the argument. 6b.To prevent or restrain: stopped him from going. 7.To discontinue or cease: He stopped his complaining. 8a.To defeat (an opponent or opposing team). 8b.To defeat in boxing by a knockout or technical knockout. 9.To order a bank to withhold payment of: stopped the check. 10a.To press down (a string on a stringed instrument) on the fingerboard to produce a desired pitch. 10b.To close (a hole on a wind instrument) with the finger in sounding a desired pitch.
making Noun 1. To make
stupid Adjective 1.Slow to learn or understand; obtuse. 2.Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. 3.Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake. 4.Dazed, stunned, or stupefied. 5.Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.
posts 1. A long piece of wood or other material set upright into the ground to serve as a marker or support. 2. A similar vertical support or structure, as: 2a. A support for a beam in the framework of a building. 2b. A terminal of a battery. 3. Sports. A goal post. 4. The starting point at a racetrack. 5. The slender barlike part of a stud earring that passes through the ear and is secured at the back with a small cap or clip. 6. An electronic message sent to a newsgroup: ignored several inflammatory posts.
Translated, Tomi said:
"Close slow electric messages."
Take the key and cut the ropes.
Where is the saw getting power from BTW?
Originally posted by Meiscool Take the key and cut the ropes.
Where is the saw getting power from BTW?
WROOOOOONG.
The saw is getting power from... You don't know. The saw is closing in nearer and nearer, and you can't get the key because you're bound to a pole with ropes.
DNC.
I just translated your thing in french with Google language tool, and re-translated it in english. Here's what I got :
You are stuck in A hollow, binded to has pole in the cellar with rope. You cuts nothing one you, and nearby has doorway, has stone cieling closing above you, has sharp-edged key and has running buzzsaw slowly closing in one you from ahead. What C you C?
Originally posted by Cerebus I just translated your thing in french with Google language tool, and re-translated it in english. Here's what I got :
You are stuck in A hollow, binded to has pole in the cellar with rope. You cuts nothing one you, and nearby has doorway, has stone cieling closing above you, has sharp-edged key and has running buzzsaw slowly closing in one you from ahead. What C you C?
I translated it to 7 diferent languages and back to english.
*ahem*
_ inside in the perfor binded the tiger of the connection, that the main perfor of the foot with circond of the post. of the cable _ is of him, of the proximity, Toguti that cieling and of the effect of the rock, slows down the apprehension to the interior before the empty term its maintained continuation they remarkable person of the character and buzzsaw. _ that that? _
:guns:
...
rawrjaflagahakhgellfbabit!
Ok.
Originally posted by Cerebus ...
Couldn't you have posted that half an hour later? _sweat_
Last
(J) + :blush: = :vict:
Guys, I wrote a song today!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Couldn't you have posted that half an hour later? _sweat_
:viking:
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Yeah? Well...
*dies*
Originally posted by Bluhman Yeah? Well...
Yeah? Well...
OH MY GOSH!!!! YOU KILLED KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Cerebus
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman Yeah? Well... |
Yeah? Well...
Yeah? Well...
(Doesn't count, by the ways.)
Yeah? Well...
Yeah well....
_ghost_
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Oh yeah? Well...
THERE'S NO 'OH' IN IT, STUPID!!! THE ADDITION OF THAT 'OH' MAKES THE WHOLE PHRASE STUPIDER AND LESS ORIGIONAL!!! HERE!!! LET ME SHOW YOU!!!
Yeah? Well...
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeah? Well...
See? FFL here has got it down. Heck, even keyblade master can do it correctly and he has less than half of your posts.
(DNC)
You guys are all black for making this thread so long
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeah? Well... |
See? FFL here has got it down. Heck, even keyblade master can do it correctly and he has less than half of your posts.
(DNC)
Keyblade forgot to put the ? after the 'yeah'.
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeah? Well... |
See? FFL here has got it down. Heck, even keyblade master can do it correctly and he has less than half of your posts.
(DNC) |
Keyblade forgot to put the ? after the 'yeah'.
...DAMNIT. Well, he's almost correct.
(DNC)
Not to mention he put FOUR (OMG) periods instead of three.
DNC
Oh, it's 'dammit,' not 'damnit.' DNC. PS keyblade master: noob for eternity for having no capital letters. PPS keyblade master: noob for lame avatar/name/sig/posts PPPS (for eternity(at least until he dies(September 11th, 2011(nig(midget ninjas(minja(nidgets))))))) PPPPS DNC and parentheses.
lawl mrmr.
DNC
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeah? Well...
Yeah? Well...
good to see noone has won lately then
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Oh yeah? Well... |
THERE'S NO 'OH' IN IT, STUPID!!! THE ADDITION OF THAT 'OH' MAKES THE WHOLE PHRASE STUPIDER AND LESS ORIGIONAL!!! HERE!!! LET ME SHOW YOU!!!
OKAY, BLUHMAN!!! I WILL NO LONGER MAKE STUPID MISTAKE LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! HOW STUPID I WAS TO TYPE "OH" IN FRONT OF "YEAH? WELL..." I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON!!!
(MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS JAMMED NOW, THX. _sweat_ ) (POST DOES NOT COUNT.)
Help!
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Oh yeah? Well... |
THERE'S NO 'OH' IN IT, STUPID!!! THE ADDITION OF THAT 'OH' MAKES THE WHOLE PHRASE STUPIDER AND LESS ORIGIONAL!!! HERE!!! LET ME SHOW YOU!!!
|
OKAY, BLUHMAN!!! I WILL NO LONGER MAKE STUPID MISTAKE LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! HOW STUPID I WAS TO TYPE "OH" IN FRONT OF "YEAH? WELL..." I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON!!!
(MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS JAMMED NOW, THX. _sweat_ ) (POST DOES NOT COUNT.)
Lol.
(DNC)
And now, I make my grand, actual post!
It's amazing.
Ok what the **** is going on?
I dont know i was to distracted watching this video while eating mushrooms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziEjW7WNP98
Shroom Smoothie
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Click here to get the latest flash player.
Best. Movie. Ever.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Shroom Smoothie
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Click here to get the latest flash player. |
Best. Movie. Ever.
*Slap forehead* Well, Don't complain to us about it, damnit!!!
(DNC)
I'm guessing you should either enable JavaScript, or click there to get the latest flash player. Just a hunch.
Tonight we strike! There is thunder in the sky! Together we'll fight! Some of us will die! But we'll always remember that we made a stand! Many will die by my hand!
Hand of Doom- Manowar
Exxxxxcellent......
No.
*swdrop* :*: :doh: *spamlas* :whacky: :bye: *oi* :lock:
WHITE OUTLINE'D
Like men we'll face the murderous, cowardly pack. Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!
Duh.
It is time to post.
A step to the left?
.....And one to the right.
Bah, that's what you think.
Heil!
Hilt... Jesus
Here I come to save the daaaay!
lol
.
:D
I agree with neb.
"
Noone's ever going to win, which is a shame as I want to clear Grandy.
:violin:
boo-hoo
...
"Sorry, but you may not exit."
*leaves*
One day, we'll all die.
Children: YAY!!
O RLY?
YA RLY!!
this is where I shine.
And this is when i (J)
Originally posted by Bluhman
Indeed.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman |
Indeed. Commencing quote chain... GO!
Originally posted by Razor
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman |
Indeed. |
Commencing quote chain... GO! *CONFORM'D*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
(Coes Dot Nount)
Originally posted by Tomi
quote: | Originally posted by Razor
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman |
Indeed. |
Commencing quote chain... GO! |
*CONFORM'D*
Am not letting the quote peer presure hit me, :violin:
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by Tomi
quote: | Originally posted by Razor
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman |
Indeed. |
Commencing quote chain... GO! |
*CONFORM'D* |
Agreed.
So then, I was like, "" And then she was like, ""
You're all gay. And by all I mean you Elmo.
Elmo: Aw man....
Who the hell is Elmo?
(DNC) :lock:
You know a power I'd love to have? The power to teleport in and out of movies and games and shoot people in the face when I think they deserve.
Take as an example:
Game: Suikoden II Scene: Hoi is pretending to be the main hero, to get fre stuff at the shops, the main hero walks in and tries to stop him, no one pais attention and later on blame him and no one listens to what he sais. Me: Teleport in, shoot everyone in the face, teleport out.
It's be awesome.
Originally posted by Emerates Who the hell is Elmo?
Carry on.
Hmm.. perhaps I shall win?
He's right.
That's wierd... my friend in 6th and 7th grade used to call me Elmo....
Are you a really hairy Irish or somethin'? o_O
Originally posted by Emerates That's wierd... my friend in 6th and 7th grade used to call me Elmo....
I can clearly imagine why.
*posspam*
Originally posted by Tomi *posspam*
Don't mind if I do.
Splea, Spleb, Splec, Spled, Splee, Splef, Spleg, Spleh, Splei, Splej, Splek, Splel, Splem, Splen, Spleo, Splep, Spleq, Spler, Sples, Splet, Spleu, Splev, Splew, Splex, Spley, Bob.
EDIT: testing to see if i had won.
Wow, someone finally won. :p
Yay.
NARGH!!!!
:]]
Well well well.
:smurf:
Originally posted by Drenrin2120 Are you a really hairy Irish or somethin'? o_O
If you've seen my pic in BabyCatjuh's photo thread, you would see that I am an emo ninja with an Ibanez guitar. Way different. Although I can talk with a very good Irish accent.
This is the best page Alex has ever made for charas! (http://charas-project.net/errors/404error.php)
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed This is the best page Alex has ever made for charas!
No, this one is! (http://charas-project.net/errors/403error.php)
I think GaryCXJk made them and Alex liked it, so he used them.
:dry:
In "My Sanctuary" that "onmiusahada" part, is actually: I need more affection then you'll ever know.
erhm... didn't fart...
those bastards at Microsoft think they can rule the world just because they already do..... Damn it! They've got us all by the balls!
ok, so your point is?
Originally posted by neb87 ok, so your point is?
Just read the Transformers movie thread, I anwered enough questions for one day. And you can thank me whenever.
(Doesn't not not count)
I HOPE I POST LAST... IF I DO, YAY
Nope, you lose.
Nope, you lose.
P-O-S-T what does that spell? MILK!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PAPOOSE?
pa·poose n.
A Native American infant or very young child.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/papoose
Ding dong, mitch is dead!
yea!!, wait who the **** is mitch?
ditto
that makes me sad.
really ?
_pumpkin_
KAKASHI!
Jek, through my extensive experience with professional psychologists, I would have to say that you are unhealthily obsessed with Mr. Kakashi. I must admit it's really creeping me out.
I say, Emerates, that you are too average. Get interesting.
I never got interesting.
:corn:
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks :corn:
Aw, dude, give me some popcorn!
*sits back, gets interesting*
*throws a giant spear at Em* DIE FOOL
Emerates, because you are now impaled with a spear, you are now more interesting, congradulations.
Everybody's working for the weekend.
What's up with all these threads Osmose is making!?!?
Originally posted by Meiscool What's up with all these threads Osmose is making!?!?
It's the community project thing, duh.
(Post dudn't count foo)
By the way, is it pronounced 'BlueMan' or 'Bluhman'?
:corn: :corn:
Originally posted by Emerates
quote: | Originally posted by Meiscool What's up with all these threads Osmose is making!?!? |
It's the community project thing, duh.
No **** moron. That explains a whole lot. You should be a genious when you grow up, if I let you live that long.
This post doesn't count in some ways, and in others, it does.
:corn:
Nice, the Popcorn smiey has been put in the selection!
Well, now my post counts.
I don't know what the funk to say.
"It's saturday!"
"No it's not. It's funking Sunday, and I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours because every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm so funking angry?!"
"Funk yeah!"
Ahh, Shaun of the Dead, "Funky Pete".
(B) (B) (B) (B) (B) + :p = :x ... :violin: Posted, Posty, Postious
Originally posted by Razor "It's saturday!"
"No it's not. It's funking Sunday, and I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours because every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm so funking angry?!"
"Funk yeah!"
Ahh, Shaun of the Dead, "Funky Pete".
Dear god,
What the hell have I done?
Yours truly, Fat man joe.
PS: Would Warxe phoenixblade use an assault rifle, broadsword, or katana?
Originally posted by Bluhman
quote: | Originally posted by Razor "It's saturday!"
"No it's not. It's funking Sunday, and I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours because every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm so funking angry?!"
"Funk yeah!"
Ahh, Shaun of the Dead, "Funky Pete". |
Dear god,
What the hell have I done?
Yours truly, Fat man joe.
PS: Would Warxe phoenixblade use an assault rifle, broadsword, or katana?
Dear Sir,
I would like to complain about that previous post. M Sincerely, Sir Arthur Johnson (Mrs.)
Dear Posters,
STFU. Please. Seriously; WTF?
Yours Truly, Meiscool
Damn! You have won!
She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean!
(minou)
(LOL)
*lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick*
woops, wrong post(he he)
I win.
Not on my watch.
Originally posted by Razor Not on my watch.
You are the 2500th poster in this thread! Congratulations! :) Expect your prize in 6 to 8 weeks. Or don't.
(tnuoc ton seod)
SHYTE!
No.
SPOOT.
In shoot
Ooohh... you touch my tralala.
Fah la la la la la la! Fah la la la la la la! Ah hah hah hah hah!
Heres my site (http://www.jekrpg.cabanova.com) but who cares
Originally posted by Jek Heres my site but who cares
THIS SITE IS DEH SHIZNIT! (http://charas-project.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=6952&forumid=12&catid=6)
*Eats Jek.*
Kuahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
What was that modeled in?
DNC.
City of heroes, MMORPG. Just screwing around with the costume creator. Aaand I shortly deleted him after I made him.
Hmm... Now what should I do next...?
Originally posted by Bluhman Hmm... Now what should I do next...?
Let me win, that's what you should do next.
ERROR 404 Object not found. Proceed to eat marshmellows.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman Hmm... Now what should I do next...? |
Let me win, that's what you should do next.
Good idea: Trying to make a good RM2k game. Bad idea: Trying to win the 'whoever posts last, wins!' game.
...As you can see, I'm not the pinnacle of judgement.
Analprobe.
am i inturupting?
*posspam*
OK.
Originally posted by Meiscool
i r teh lastz0r
I'll have you know, I let you win.
Damn it.
Originally posted by Meiscool I'll have you know, I let you win.
Originally posted by Cerebus

Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Emerates Originally posted by Cerebus

I'll have you know Texas and Alabama are the same State, just named twice to bring in double the number of tourists.
Emerates, you IDIOT!
[/QUOTE] Emerates, you know that's against the rules... :lock:
no win 4 u
or u
Not even you.
Ready...?
GET SET................
Ok, now go.
lmfao.
Sorry, guys, about the last page....
But seriously, WHAT THE **** happened there? I mean, I just quoted Cerbrus and then, I come back and everyone's all.... YOU IDIOT!!! Man, I'm still laughin' about it....
But seriously, I didn't mean to mess up the page like that... I'll look out for it in future.
Originally posted by Jek lol u n00b
:corn: Waiting...
Originally posted by neb87 :corn: Waiting...
Wait on your own time! I don't pay you to wait!
Originally posted by Bluhman Ready...?
GET SET................
Ok, now go.
You bastard! You ripped that off from Kid Speedy!
Goodwork, Filet-o-fish 2 and 3 with rocks... Or whatever.
I changed my sig and avatar! Now, instead of a black mess of pencil marks, it's a blue mess of graphite and other natural resources!
:corn:
...I would love to know who that 'Saber' girl in Meiscool's avatar and sig is...and what anime she is from.
Who won this game?]
EDIT
nvm
You didn't win! You didn't win!
It took me four tries to post this....
The car in front is a Toyota.
Originally posted by Dragonium The car in front is a Toyota.
Dream car is a ‘toy Yoda’
A Hooters waitress says a promised Toyota prize turned out to be a green subcompact - Yoda.

Jodee Berry won a drawing at the Hooters in Panama City Beach, where she used to work. She says she was blindfolded and led to the parking lot. When the blindfold came off, she was looking at Yoda.
Who flung poo?
Invisible people exsist! I know, I've seen them!
I shall rule the world.
Hey hey hey!
Kool Aid!
Originally posted by Cerebus Kool Aid!
YEAH? WELL...
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Originally posted by Cerebus Kool Aid! YEAH? WELL...
If I may say, so.....
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by Cerebus Kool Aid! |
YEAH? WELL...
2 Months after it dies out, and you FINALLY get it right.
I'm not sure wether to be proud or ashamed.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed YEAH? WELL...
Yeah? Well...
gAhah Ihave hiccups
lawlz
*FFL slashes at Ed with his claws twice.* *FFL is too fast to be evaded or to allow Ed to attack.* *Ed takes 40 damage.* Health: [||---] *FFL slashes at Ed with his claws twice.* *FFL is too fast to be evaded or to allow Ed to attack.* *Ed takes 40 damage.* Health: [|----] *FFL slashes at Ed with his claws twice.* *Ed takes 40 damage.* Health: [|----] *Ed casts Slow Time lvl 3* *FFL slows down to a snail's pace.* *Ed casts Summon.* Summon is a: Djanki. *Ed hits FFL with Bereaver.* *FFL takes 325 damage.* *FFL stumbles back slowly.* *Summon performs lvl 5 seed attack.* *FFL is seeded.* *End slow time.* *FFL is 5% plant.* *Ed casts Mastered Berserk.* *Ed hits FFL with a flourish with his Bereaver.* *FFL takes 760 damage.* *FFL is 16% plant.* *FFL leaps into the air.* *Summon's time has ended.* Your summon has exploded. *FFL lands behind Ed.* *Ed's bereserk has ended.* *FFL slashes at Ed with his claws twice.* *FFL is too fast to be evaded or to allow Ed to attack.* *Ed takes 40 damage.* Health: [|----] *FFL slashes at Ed with his claws twice.* Health: [|----] *Ed casts assassin rush.* *Ed dashes behind FFL.* *Ed casts Summon.* Summon is a: Djanki. *FFL turns to face Ed.* *Summon uses lvl 1 petal slap.* *FFL takes 10 damage.* *FFL explodes.* Summon explodes and is reborn as a: FFL. *Summon's time has ended.* Your summon has exploded.
:badboy: You should know that i'll win.
...I haven't won this in a while... e-yep.
IF U R GHAY POST NOW
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... briiiiight! And I pity Any guy who isn't me toniiiiight!!!
pst.
I'm trying to figure out why that health bar never went below [|----].
Well, FFL, it certainly isn't AIDS.....
It's super AIDS
Nope. Not a bird or a plane.
Oh, shazzbot.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks I'm trying to figure out why that health bar never went below [|----].
That's because at that breif moment, where Ed had a health of [|----], Logic was destroyed. meaning, neither Ed nor his chicken hat could be destroyed.
*FFL takes 500 logic damage.*
Ed, you're so evil. I like you. BUT I SHALL NOW WIN THIS EVIL GAME!
No you shan't.
:smurf:
Yes, I sit baby real good.
...the...
Punching babies is fun, but not allowed.
...I haven't won this in a while... e-yep.
I'm posting to inform you that I will let you win.
Originally posted by Meiscool I'm posting to inform you that I will let you win.
Why thank you. :]]
Meiscool lied.
This still going on?
Dude.... no. It died 4570976 pages ago. We're all ghosts. Boo.
Originally posted by elementalhero76 This still going on?
Who you is, foo`?
...I haven't won this in a while... e-yep, haven't won this in a while...
bah!
Originally posted by elementalhero76 This still going on?
Of course it is. It's only been, what, 15 months?
:jumpin: I want to win!
Originally posted by elementalhero76 Mic's thing is a ****!
Am I the only one that finds this funny!?!?
Maybe...
Wait I get it...hahaha pun.
Everybody likes mr. wall. He stops the meanies from eating their entrails.
:corn:
_ghost_ _ghost_ :lock:
Luke.. I am gonna beat your asses off. Mwwwahahahahah *cough *cough* ahahahahah!!
:corn:
How could you?
??????
)¤o¤(
Dude... why? 3 more hours!1!!!
DNC
:cow: < Jek
Thanks for preventing anybody from winning while I was watching my older sister graduate, guys.
Originally posted by Meiscool
Originally posted by your mom
Unoriginally posted by whoever you want :corn:
You won't have me... YOU WON'T HAVE MEEEEE!!!!
Bluhman are winnar.
****ing the Unicorn (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7650898959630378479)
Crap. You won. People are beginning to not care about this game!
Originally posted by Bluhman Crap. You won. People are beginning to not care about this game!
WRONG. 12 hours apart. <_<
rawr *twinge*
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman Crap. You won. People are beginning to not care about this game! |
WRONG. 12 hours apart. <_<
DUMBASS!!
<.< >.>
Post does [STRIKE]not[/STRIKE] count.
:corn:
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman Crap. You won. People are beginning to not care about this game! |
WRONG. 12 hours apart. <_< |
DUMBASS!!
<.< >.>
Post does not count.
Apparently, X-Marks-The-Ed thinks he pwned me or something.
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding freedom. Now, this constantly changing fashionable take on freedom demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably freedom is heralded by smappers and jumper bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that freedom is thought about eight times every day by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is freedom.
But what do we need to eat in order to consume the bugs? Why, it is none other than love. with love, all things can come together, and all suns will set on the dy of the 2nd september in a great year. All things will come to a close, and god will say to you, "You. Suck." on this glorious eve. Alas, I pity you for befalling such a glorious and fortunate punishment of a reward. Such things should be cherished like salad dressing on a hot dog, but I'm afraid you lack the intellegence and nothingness to appreciate such a great prize. What you need is an entourage. Yes; an entourage and a trailer. Every day, my friends think you'll need one.
So, now you know why you are a horrible person. Go away. Raffles mode off. ERROR! AAARRR()#@&$@(@#$^@#$(#%& #($@$(&@$(&@(((#$&@$#
Yeah.
Originally posted by Bluhman Apparently, X-Marks-The-Ed thinks he pwned me or something.
Nope. Just shouted Dumbass for no reason.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: | Originally posted by Bluhman Apparently, X-Marks-The-Ed thinks he pwned me or something. |
Nope. Just shouted Dumbass for no reason.
lol, u r a dumas an u win
o_@
I h8 u 411
Eye love you, two.
*Posts last*
Originally posted by Tomi *Posts last*
MEISCOOL, I challenge you to a Yu-Gi-Oh! grudge match!!11!!!
*steals Emerates's Yu-Gi-Oh cards*
With the coming of recent events, I'll accept your challenge.
Ready? Set? Go.
I summon the Desperate Nerd in defense mode.
I'm not just the President of the Pen15 club; I'm also a client.
pwnage
Providing The Very Best In Self-Gratification Technology. Now With Squeeze and Squirt.
I summon Exodia. Haha!!! I wooped all your asses. :jumpin: :jumpin:
Oh yeah? Well, I summon your mom.
"Please don't make porn of me"
I won. Woot. :cow:
Damn. I can't edit other people's posts....
I summon Mr. T, foo!
YUR WINUR
Man, I'm in the mood for some WIN.
Damn you.
I laugh, because no one cares anymore.
lol u gay
forgot all about this, **** time to :*: post :*:
Gee; it sure is boring around here. I just wonder what gannon is up to.
Boo you and your winningness...
I won!
How in the world do you do the random avatar thing?
You ain't winning today, phoenixblade.
Blargh.
eh?
:firefox:
Who cares?
NOT WE
BUT WII DO.
Meat smells happy!!
Meat smells like... well, meat.
Thanks for the reminder, man.
Q is the lonely letter.
Heeheehee. That's because it stands for,"question."
food is yummy
God save the spleen!
The spleen doesn't exist.
Thanks for the reminder, man.
I'm looking FABULOUS!!!
Please don't make porn of me.
Originally posted by Bluhman Thanks for the reminder, man.
*looks at times*
God dammit.
Mwaahahahahahahahahahaaaa.
Fufufufufufufu.
Sounds like great fun but i dont whant to pretcus pait :jest:
I'll help you lose then.
You're welcome.
back into business...I missed all the tiomes I loose at this game!
Huge evil dragon! Arrgghh!!
I like pie, cake, muffins, cookies, brownies, and all that stuff. :]] :]] :]]
I insist that you all stop posting for forever.
Never!!
Yeah, I'm with Meiscool.
Last to post hmmm? they just want it for them selves
Originally posted by Anubis_Soldier Last to post hmmm? they just want it for them selves
Only two more hours until you win! Oh wait, nevermind.
You fools!
Just one more post and this entire internet could explode!
Wark.
YOU FOOL! YOU ENDANGERED ALL OF US.
Were you even THINKING!?
Maybe this one will finally do it. *post*
Doubt it.
Yeah. Doubt I-*BOOM.*
Du Du hast Du hast mich
I don't post here for, what? Almost a year, I think, and still I am with Razor the guy who most won.
:jest:
We arn't out of the danger zone yet mind you... Not for another 24 hours at least.
lololob00bolol
Oh goodness gracious.
23 hours and 58 minutes. Tough luck, Bluhman. Mwahahahaha.
gah!
Exellent! *air guitar*
Yar.....
Originally posted by Grandy
That post doesn't count. Cheater!
Yes, yes it does.
It's not my fault Chara's clock is wrong in relation as the real time zone, that is the one I am in.
I'm aways wright, the world has a tendency to go wrong.
Excellent, my Tediz! To the next one quickly. Time is of the essence.
Damn Mit!
How do you pronounce Warxe's name? Is it like 'Works' or 'Wourks' or 'Warks' or 'Worsh' or what? What is the deal with his name? And I don't think anyone ever answered how to pronounce Bluhman's name, either. Is it 'Bluh' or 'Blue'?
BTW, I won. Yay.
I would've won if it wern't for Grandy.
Well now you did. Happy now?
No.
I just got caught by the cops doing donuts in the school parking lot.
O
You think you're cool, but you're probably right.....
........
I'm cool too.
I'm serious.
Cops caught me doing donuts.
Doesn't anyone care!?!?
Originally posted by Meiscool I'm serious.
Cops caught me doing donuts.
Doesn't anyone care!?!?
No!
I must persevere!
I wish i had an apple a hanging in a treee and everytime my Cindy passed she'd take a bite of me. :happy:
I like Malboros? Flip top box!?!?
*steals potion*
Originally posted by Black Massacre I wish i had an apple a hanging in a treee and everytime my Cindy passed she'd take a bite of me. :happy:
If I saw an apple a hangin' from a tree, I'd probably just ass ume that it had had enough of its pathetic life and hung itself. Like you. <.<
Boom and DUCKS!
Do you realise who i am? I'm the juggernaut bitch!
What a peculiar person....
I need to check this thread more often, I just noticed that Bluhman won up there. :(
Oh, the seafood moon goo!
HOORAY FOR IRL HONESTY PROBLEMS WITH SOME FRIENDS.
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies, but that's not really true... I'm a cold italian pizza...
cookie if you know the song and artist.
ha.
She looks pretty good in black, though....
Erev shel shoshaniiiiiiiiimmmm.....
:mrT:
hmm
Exactly!
Fcuk Reality, Inc.
you stole my mojo!
Aaaa-uuuu-eeeeee..
TEN-GA-TA!!!
lolpoo
:cow:
Worthless.
*Some words to some song in a foreign language.*
Damn you.
Ni, Ping and Neeeeeeeeeeee WOMM.
Pie jesu domine. Dona eis requiem..
I now have a deathmark on my head.
I am such a badass.
Lo!
Damn him!
Blargh.
I was born eighty seven years ago... For sixty five years, I have ruled as Tamriels emperor... But for all these years, I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see... Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps across the land...
This is the 27th of last seed, the year of akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era...
And the final hours... Of my life.
Now, let's run it through babelfish!!
I had been suffered born eighty-seven years... Sixty-five years, I have decided Tamriels as an emperor... but all these years, I never the dominator of my own dream. I have seen the poorten of Oblivion, at no awakeing eye can see... Behold, in sweep darkness, a need destiny concerning the country...
This is zevenentwintigste of last seed, the year of akatosh, 433. this is closing summons of the third era...
And the definite hours... Of my life.
Why?
Originally posted by Meiscool Why?
Why not?
Heh. No win for you!
That was CLOSE.
Guy: "I saw a mudcrab down by the shore earlier today. It was HUUUUGE!!" Woman: "I've heard others say the same." Guy: "Uh... Okay!?" Woman: "See you." Guy: "Bye... Bye................"
Boo.
E is for Emtions, which you like to exagerate in every way.
Cool.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo......................................!!
Or...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooootttt waaaaaaaaaaannnnnntttttt...........!!
...The blood you shed for me was all you gave to me. My bold bulimic belly dancer, narcissistic necromancer. Run, just run from me. ...
from "The Body And The Blood"- Vendetta red
(J)
Nay! More competition!!
*Hates on you*
Who ever posts after me that is a man/boy likes men/boys and if it's a girl/women then you like girls/women.
Hi.
I won't loose my life or my girl friend to you......................
"Oh Holy Grace, they made love to your face with a boxcutter. Now you'll croon through the cavities girl. The ropes burn your wrists, tape stinging your lips till you're crying out when those phantoms they claw at your door."
Cried Rape On Their Date With Destiny -- Vendetta Red
Join me link, and I will make you BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
How 'bout a kiss?
NO!
She said yes!
I said why?
She said when?
I said how about right now!
All u're base are belong to us.
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes!!
Which ones? These ones?
No, the ones over there next to the thing.
Thing? What thing?
no u los
:frag: :smoke: ::) (J)
Go, sunglasses club.
:( :flower: :smurf: :eyes:
My blue man group will kick you ***.

OBJECTION!
Rawr
OBJECT ION!!
I win! New game will come on year 200000000000000000000000000.
Have fun awing over my winning post.
What winning post? *cough*
Ths n'.
Hello people! I haven't been in this thread in at least.... 25 hours!
A mart on the wall!? BRILLIANT!
I shall call it... Wallmart!
....Walmarts evil....Whats the diffrence between Miscool and walmart? Nothing there both evil and extremely cheap.
Yyyyup.
FFL2and3, you should be Creative Arts mod.
EDIT: You know... for more power and stuff.
Eat a Dice.
How is MIC cheap he makes metaltears and thats defenitely worth its buck!
-actual entry-
Toodle Pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell-O
Hells yeah.
It's been a long and winding road gotta love the breakin' peoples' bones though supernatural, you don't have to be alone.
Once we were enemies, now friends Takes nothing to realize your ken Straight uppercut the mounds that brought you that love again...
Goes something like that, but I think I got the lyrics all fucked up.
Jell-O.
Originally posted by Pixelmaster How is MIC cheap he makes metaltears and thats defenitely worth its buck!
-actual entry- Hmmm.... I guess you're right then there both tranzfestites... Is that how you spell it?
HAI.
Kids Woooo at Almeidaboo.
Creepy? Methinks yes. *Insert comparison of Almeidaboo to Jacko here*
Quite treating me like a God you godless newbs.
I feel the wind on the sky.
I am so cool.
NO YOU'RE NOT.
Thank you so much for a-saving my game!
Sweet
Sour
f
Must come back... After being without internet for a day!!
tee hee
Damn.... he won...
No, you and MIC are about 15 hours apart.
.... *posspam*
Stop spamming, you sandwich.
Read my sig and fear, because it's true!
I'm thinking about making a sig like that.
Is the last post contest still going on?
No. This thread is immortal.
Damn right.
Straight u-
Wait.
DAMNIT!
*Dudn't count*
www.1337roflcoptersonlollersk8s.nub
Honkie.
Time paradox, lol.
_ghost_ ooOOooOOooOOoo..... _ghost_
Back from the grave. _ghost_ *Haunts FFL*
www.meatsp... wait, nevermind...
X_marks_the_ed Now where did I leave my moosey. *Hugs Moosey* Banned member: no Registered: Mar 2005 Location: In a toaster. Birthdate: Oct 13, 1990 Gender: Male Posts: 1721 Forum Gaming Posts: 677 "Real" posts: 1044
Back from the grave. *Haunts FFL*
________________________ Pudding!!!
Dies irae!
Dies silla!
Ah, seems I won. My second victory, Whee-Hee!
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
*Isn't amish*
Wow, I won again! Will I be lucky and go for my fourth victory? Probablt not...
:hi:
:jumpin:
*Llama song plays on iriver.*
Q. What is the French word for chastity?
A. There isn't one.
ZIIINNNNG
ZOOONNNNG
It is now September 06th, 2010 in Ed's mind.
-Alex ran away from Charas and joined a cult. -Meiscool was elected the new master of Charas. -I have a Sandwich thought his name is old and he returned to his ZKX profile. -Plightofthepureblood was thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris -FFL somehow killed Chuck Norris with a tomato shorty after Plightofthepureblood was thrown into the sun. -Djanki joined Troll Kingdom -Grandy went looking for Alex, but never returned. -Lord raffles returned six times, yet was PWNed more. -Alex's evil twin brother was finally told that he was adopted. -Bluhman became an agent for the French Foreign Legion and then went mad. -Ed still to this day still wears his chicken hat.
VOIPVOIP
If anyone was going to throw me into the sun, Im glad it was the Chuck.
Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, Ed, but.... what about me? Where the hell am I in 2010?
I think its obvious, my friend.
You're at Wal mart.....or doing something equally as un-notable.
Or, at least until Ed does a recap.
Rather yet, or something else could become.
voip
Spleen... Lol.
I just Sharted.
Yes, that's right, I'll have a tub of soft cheese, some breadsticks and a Van Halen album.
Originally posted by plightofthepureblood I think its obvious, my friend.
You're at Wal mart.....or doing something equally as un-notable.
Or, at least until Ed does a recap.
I'll let you know the next time I'm allowed to make a post that counts.
*Post please do not count.*
.
Welcome back, X_marks_the_ed There have been 8 threads and 131 posts since your last visit! The time now is 5:03 pm You last visited: November 4, 2006, 7:56 pm.
It is now December 21, 3045 in Ed's mind.
-Most of you are dead. -Drace invents new soda.
It's unfortunate how uncool you are. *Directed at random person, take it personally*
Beer bong!
Rear Thong!
Donkey Schlong.
:corn:
I won this battle, but not the war.
Heh! Almost won again...
BAM!
BAM!
Damn the world!
*Becomes Jewish.*
It's as though the people of this world exsist for purposes far greater then that internet could ever hope to understand. This is my apparent belief.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the TWOOF!
BM, FYW.
Cool person
*Becomes a Jewish Catholic.*
Spoot.
"I will kick your *** 17 times before you hit the ground."
Is that a threat?
Maybe.
Nooooooooooo.... Oooooooooone... Fights like gaston, denies human rights like gaston, eats a pie then drinks a good... Uhh... TIGHTS like gaston! I think he is very great, except when he's... Damn the woooooooooorlt.
voip
*dances*
*Eats your post.*
*Gets 25 experience.*
*eats your deep fried crispiness*
*gets indigestion*
Who the hell is Galileo Figaro, anyway!?
BAM!!!
I will do the Fandango.
:corn:
:corn:
XD Read the first page. Warxe is proud about having 2000 posts :p
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 XD Read the first page. Warxe is proud about having 2000 posts :p
And now it's a year and a half later and he's got twice that. :p
Blah blah, this doesn't count and all that jazz.
Originally posted by Bluhman Who the hell is Galileo Figaro, anyway!?
Its cheap merlot.
Today's Chicken Man dance is:
Bah.
I'm stuck in a coma.
Stuck in a never ending sleep.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
I suddenly have the urge to dance in a chicken costume! Curse you Ed!
Boo hoo, I'm sad, I'm going to go cut myself and cry in the corner.
Damn emo kid.
I'll eat your dog.
I kicked your dog.
I don't want to die! Sometimes wish I've never been eaten at all!
I am emo.
:violin: :violin: Poor me. :mrT:
I want the guy dead! The wife, dead, the children dead, the dog dead! DEAD!!!!
Shut up, you italian emo
Yar
Martian Mario! Swing de arm out and out Sex? Oh yes! Enter Super Mario! I **** for Mortal Kombat! Hey Captain Mario! Minor fault oh ya! Suck it! Dat is the Mario! Martian Mario! Swing de arm out and out Sex? Oh yes! Enter Super Mario! I split for Oh no, gay men! Hey Captain Mario! Minor Fault oh ya! Captain Mario! Just for gays!
I must do it before it ends.
EDIT: Aw fudge, it doesn't count yet.
Certain as the son Eating the yogurt Tale as old as time Song as sour as lime Beauty and the... Bert!
Why not?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You saw that?
Mt geads ib furiereueee!
OMG! Ure right! Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!
You cannot win Meis...
...
Oh shit. You did win.
Yar, I did.
But not this time.
Dammit.
voip
H
Uhh... I... Love... You... Meiscool...
:badboy:
I hate you, cerebus! Die!
I will, someday... like everyone else... but not now...
Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!" We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious existence and the physical manifestations of those to whom I frequently refer to as my comrades share in possession as our current place of residence at this moment in interspacial reality the interior space of a vessel which appears as a hue in the mid-visible spectrum, and is in material appearance that of a double-hulled buoyancy-controlled ship of war.
My victory is assured this time around!
Almost 200 pages, and me and Razor still win with mere 8 points.
Yeah, and 5 for me!!! Yeah...
:*: *spamlas* :bee_wtf: :lock: :happy: *posspam*
White outlines! Boooo!
Well, this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right, and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
Guys... I've been dead for a week.
Could someone please explain to me why MrMistah and MIC have been bann't?
Oh, and...
FAT F@$%ING LIE!!!!!
-Dave Grohl
Close.
Open.
When I was a lad, I ate 4-dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, Anow that I'm grown I eat 5-doen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Uhm... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDGE.
BARF.
:Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight: :Plight:
Nooooo.
:corn:
:Plight: :Plight: :Plight: its like a smiley factory ran into an awesome truck. :Plight: :Plight: :Plight:
Edit:Holy....Did I actually win a few posts back?
Barly.
:Plight:
11111 Views? Preposterous.
You got lucky, punk.
There have been closer wins though, somehow. XD
Har yar yay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgtyldovw9k
VOIP
Damn you and damn everyone.
I made love to you all night long Then I got up to write you a song I watched you sleep and I fell in love You must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never do no wrong
Then you farted
Oh girl you farted
First I thought that it was kinda cute I surpressed a smile when I heard your girly poot Then came the smell came woftin' by And brought a little tear drop to my eye I think I'll go sleep out on the couch
Cause you farted
You could make milk curdle Make your skin crawl Make the paint peel off of the wall I won't sleep under the covers no more Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
Baby, it sure has been a gas But I can't live life in fear of your *** So I gathered up my clothes and old dog Bill Moved back to my house at the top of the hill Well old boy, I guess its just you and me
Then he farted
I smelled that one.
No one shoots like gaston, makes those beauts like gaston, then goes tramping around in big boots like gaston!!
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy that MARIO!!
Gaston: Wait.. What!?
Mario: It's a me!
I plead da fif.
Be the best, be the best! Put your service to the test! Tie a big ol noose around your neck and we'll provide the rest!!...!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! *Dies.*
:violin:
:Plight:
Riiiiiiiiiiight
I. Feel. So. #%*#%$($@*@Ugh.
Luigi: Mariiiio!
Luigi: Mario oh Mario where art thou my brother Mario?
Ooohh... you touch my tralala...
:Plight: :Plight:
Na, na, na, Kartamalry Damnicey.
Not likly.
Huh? you were saying somthing? Xth place (insert random # here) Is Mine!!!!
No.
No.
No. Huh? Wait a minuate!
Only one post every 24 hours dumbass.
ok now its 24 hours my bad for earlier.
I won a few days ago, yay! :violin:
Hat u dod
OH YES!
Amame, por favor.
MTV GET OFF THE AIR!
GRAEMLINS ATE MY SOUL!
OH RLY?
No, not rly.
O I C
Just eat your head.
Which head?
*Posts last, but cannot win.*
*Post does not count.*
Almost 200 pages, yay! *posspam*
That's a number larger then 3!
Cerebus forgot to uncheck the "Include your profile signature at the end of your message." box.
Geh?
I'm breaking this chain.
PANDAS ARE THE CUCUMBERS ENEMY!!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Eh, close.
How are you today?
>:
:frag: :para: *spamlas*
Gunfight!
For the record, Cerebus, you dragged my UT2004 game to a slow halt with those 3 animated images at once in the background.
Hohohoe
The Internet is not a series of tubes, it's something you just dump something on. It's a big truck.
The internet is your mom.
Originally posted by Razor For the record, Cerebus, you dragged my UT2004 game to a slow halt with those 3 animated images at once in the background.
:guns: :bee_wtf:
Silly poster! Guns are for noobs. Bang! (derellito shot himself.)
Seriously, if you guys can't spell D-A-R-R-E-L-L-I-T-O then just call me DLO or something else. If you can't think of anything else, then i'll just go with Bluhman's Donatello
Maturity!!!!
Uhm...
Only one post per 24 hours, Donatello.
Bluhman wasn't kidding, Darrellito. One post per 24 hours.
Sorry, i deleted my other posts from today.
Maturity? Where? *Looks around suspiciously*
So anyone here like Stephen King books or any of his movies?
Lol
(No Count.)
I actually laughed at that.
Though, the last few seconds with the ninja and stuff kill it.
Lawl.
I post so much cause i don't have anything else to do except post here. I use my brother's lap top from school and this site is really the only site that i can load up on it. I'm homeschooled so i don't have that, and the only other thing i do in the day is work. So enough bitching.
(No Count)
I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!
:Plight: :viking: :Plight:
Explain your reasoning.
This is not spam
You won, damn you. 
Please don't post after me, or else God will kill a child. You don't... hate children, do you?
I hate children.
I hate you. lolz
FEED THE WHALES!!!!
I ate children.
Ed, why was I not included in your animation? *Is hurt*
Take it or leave it.
Shoop da woop.
Salt n' Pepper suck.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MONKEY! THAT'S POINTING!!!!!!! OMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You know what's funnier?
A funeral.
You sick son of a bitch.
But that is kinda funny...
Darrellito/TMlunder, I'd really appreciate it if you would stop cheating at this game by using two accounts, thank you.
Kids these days.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MONKEY! THAT'S POINTING!!!!!!! OMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You know what's funnier?
Jynce.
Finally back from the dead!!!
oh really? shoots bluhman. Come back now!
Darrellito/TMlunder are not one person. Me, as in Darrellito, 's Name is Darrell Bigelow. Tmlunder, a good freind of mine, 's name is Trey Lunder. We live in the same town. Ok? Also, look at the sign up dates. Why would i go and find someone else's account pass just to cheat at a forum game?
Doesn't count not a whole day.
derellito don't kill the thread.
Meis, your avatar probably turns you on.
"Kill him! He was the one that ruined your life!" "My minions!" *All stand at attention.* "I order you all to kill..... Drik!" "Oi, sir!!"
-Scene from NFT where Dirk betrays his dark incarnate.*
Don't shed a tear, it's a waste of good children hate Hitler's undeseirables were indeed I shall.
(Syntax error)
(Damn)
Bluh humbug.
Originally posted by elementalhero76 derellito don't kill the thread.
Darrellito
:vampire:
:vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :smurf: :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: SMURF, RUN! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!
I had sex with my avatar.
Cool.
Sweet. I only need 2 more wins.
Yeah?
Two more wins till what?
Something.
Two more wins till World domination... MWAJAJA. :Plight:
What shivers your timbers?
:viking: *posspam* :corn: :jest: :Plight: :violin:
It's a parade!
I'm downloading japanese Naruto. NOT THAT IT MATTERS TO YOU!!!
I'm sorry. Here, let me shine your shoes.
Well done, here's a nickel.
Only a nickel?
Cheapskate...
Die all that are evil. The true hero has arrived again, this time its to win!
Originally posted by Darrellito Well done, here's a nickel.
Oh boy! I'm gonna buy me some penny candy! :]]
Other villains said we'd never make it, but we did! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/twistedbunny/ha3.jpg)
Originally posted by Bluhman Other villains said we'd never make it, but we did! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/twistedbunny/ha3.jpg)
And you couldn't wait about another half-hour for this because.... :(
Because then you would win, and that wouldn't be very good.
I am a miracle incarnate.
I let you win because I'm a generally nice guy.
Aba yetsu yes, juliet bing, uni yetsu yes, un aminga Aba yetsu yes, julie un jinah la well, it's the goose land.
-CIV 4
Originally posted by Meiscool I let you win because I'm a generally nice guy.
No you're not. Direct your attention to the below information....
Meiscool Banned member: no Registered: Aug 2005 Location: In ure base, stealing ure stuffz Birthdate: Dec 29, 2006 Gender: N/A Posts: 6814 Forum Gaming Posts: 1487 "Real" posts: 5327
Damn. You won 25 times.
Originally posted by Bluhman Damn. You won 25 times.
I didn't count them last rollback, I'm not counting them this rollback. @_@
Celebratory post by someone not often seen in this forum!
Rock on, forum gaming, rock on.
Post after Sai FTW.
Rawr
*CHOMP'D*
I have a sandwich.
*steals your sandwich*
I have no sandwich.
http:9387639847349328467928347.blah/poop/I love you.php.. Or something.
Bleh.
Won't win.
Perhaps.
:jumpin:
BORMP
Razor not win.
Oh, right. Post.
Boobs.
Damn you meiscool I was 2 hours away from being king of the hill again!
*deletes meiscools post*
actually I would need to delete all posts up to this one, lol
Cute, Rabid, Puppies.
I have taken a bold step into the unknown.
Kick, punch, block, I got the funky flow. M-I-X the eggs into the bowl.
Hooray!
*Kills above post*
*eats above post with carrots and whipped cream*
I could have sworn I'd won three times, not two.
Don't be hatin', FFL.
Originally posted by Emerates I could have sworn I'd won three times, not two.
Don't be hatin', FFL.
You can thank Warxe for that...
I win.
I wii-n. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough.*
Haha, Warxe seems great, but the funny fact is, I'm a much better mod than he is :o
OH SNAP.
I'm............wait, I know this one...
No spirit could win me, no hope left within me, Hope I could have loved her and that she'd set me free! But it's not to be. If I can't love her, let the world be done with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEFEFEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF?
I've been working on this damn play for 4 fecking month's now.
Oh, right. Gotta make a poooooooooooooooooooost.
moooooooooooooooooo :cow:
My sig likes it when your hover your cursor over it.
I will verb you in your adjective noun, pronoun.
O hno, sh arks1
l,1, and I.
:heart:
S,$, and 5.
you goy me
GOYA.
Tomi did it!!
Broken hand!
:sweet:
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!1
Wait, him?
lul
I maek you dead.
Dammit.
Razor:"In theory, X, in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." Xmarkstheed: :"Die commi!" *Shoots Archem* Razor:"You missed." Ed: "Missed what? I just felt like shooting Archem." Razor:"Die, liberal!" *Shoots Ed.*
I'm winning? .... XD
You lose.
Yep.
I'm feeling cool for I'm posting this on my PSP.
I feel even cooler because I'm posting this on meh tapwave zodiac.
I'm cooler because I'm posting this from a computer.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks I'm cooler because I'm posting this from a computer.
Aww man! Wish I had one of those things!
Post no count, plz.
Originally posted by Meiscool
Quote Pyramid, y'all!
Edit: So it's one minute behind, does that really matter? -.-'
If it does, then NO COUNT!! If no one really cares, then YES COUNT!!
Nope. The rule is 24 hours.
Cluckpod FTW!
The people of Rochester think that B&B is awesome! Go us!
Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
*Curb stomps*
Originally posted by lucas_irineu ... but just one minut? (this dont count)
Yes, just one minute. 23 hours and 59 minutes is less than 24 hours, and therefore the post doesn't count.
(DNC)
Rats! Emerates won.
Aw, fudgebunnies.
Estroboscopy.
Blah blah.
I disgress.
Hahah,
*poof*
:jest:
_ghost_ ghosts make ice tea sip like potatoe salad when hopping like a jack hammer to the pumpkin. _ghost_
this was your random phrase of the day, and for extra fun;
gremlins smell like donuts made with cigar pudding filled with orange star hair.
Important?
Nay verale.
I hate you all.
Originally posted by Dominicy I hate you all. ^Doesn't count.
Message*:
Smiley code can be found here. Simple Format Code can be found here.
I guess I have rabies.
Kfmm.
Argahammm
Fact: 'Of' is the most common word used in the title of games.
EX: World of Warcraft Tales of Symphonia Baldurs of Gate Gears of War Secret of Mana God of War Ledgend of Zelda
ZOMG I JUST PWNED A LVL 126 NOOB LOL. I IS TEH COOLEST BEING ON DIS PLANET! ALL BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm infectious
Gobbledy-gook.
I can't believe its not doom butter. :jest:
Wee
I am back lol!
Seven.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed ZOMG I JUST PWNED A LVL 126 NOOB LOL. I IS TEH COOLEST BEING ON DIS PLANET! ALL BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO.
*Insert doom chime here*
*yawn* I want to get into the two wins list! All the cool kids are there!
Me too. And screw you elemental.
Gogh.
Van.
TRAIN!!!
DENIED
Rembrandt.
One word.
Wait... Shit.
And soon, I'll be like one of those guys that says something funny at the end of every post.
Soon. Soon Soon.
Soon. Soooooooooooooooon. soooooooooooooooooooooon.
But alas, 'tis not soon enough.
Now!
Too late.
indeed
hi
( . )( . )
Tits shalt not win.
( . Y . )
No no senor.
( . Y . ) ) , ( ( y )
Why not?
Aw, it's all screwed up...
This time. This time.
( . Y . ) (.Y.) ( . Y . ) ( 0 Y 0 )
(J)
.
(Nice avatar FFL, that commercial was hilarious XD.)
Why yes, yes it was not.
For such a reason as that!?
:viking: ( . ) ( . ) ) (
( y )
Perfect, I call it XD
Well... ALMOST XD
 -IT'S RAINING TROLLS!-
 jack thompson MUST DIE!!!!jack thompson MUST DI3!! :yell:
*shoots Koopapoopa.*
Dear sir, It has come to our attention that you are illegally copying movies being rented with Netflix. If you do not cease to performing these heinous acts, we will be forced to take legal action. -Netflix staff
Dear Bluhman, The lawnmower you loaned me has become dull. Next time you are out shopping or whatever it is you do at a store, plese buy new lawn mower blades. Thank you for your time. -Meiscool
Dear Jesus, Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!!! -X_marks_the_ed
Blau!
!ulaB
You fiend!
No running.
The Game is running?Yeah,i'm in the game. :guns: :frag:
:Plight: :s :Plight:
:Plight: :viking: :Plight:
(Black Metal)
:Plight: :yell: :Plight:
Metal singer ^^
:Plight: :Plight: :flower: :Plight: :Plight:
HORRIBLE MONSTER!!
*spamlas* I totally love this one XD
:Plight: _pumpkin_ :Plight:
Helloween XD
:Plight: :dry:
Its my friends sucky band playing.
:Plight: :Plight: :Plight:
:Plight: :vampire: :Plight: Fear me, for I have two left hands!
Dudunnnn... Dun dun du du dun dunnnn.
Koop:X MARKS THE WHAT? D00d like tell me what it marks before I like kill you! X-marks-ed:No, not ever go kill urself.. Koop:OK! *LATER he didnt want to so he kill his RPGMaker project* Koop:Good bye, Mario world Phree with wario.And complete system Of jumping just like the real games!
:D :firefox:
:Plight: :smurf: :Plight:
Don't google slof.
EDIT: I wiens!
Grrr
i don't get this. oh well. ha.
Defyyyyyyying graaaaaavittyyyyyyyyyyyy is a stupid thing to do.
I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I am a man of the law.
Gravity is a law. Therefore, defying gravity is breaking the law. 'Up' is against the law. Therefore, I am all about the down. 'Sit down', 'beat down,' 'gimmie your pancakes, I'll wolf 'em down', et cetera.
My Nigga -> :mrT:
Avoid the Noid.
:guns: :para: :frag: *spamlas*
Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in. Follow me over to the census office and we'll finish your release.
I love the utter lack of gun control in this thread....
NO GUN CONTROOOL!!!
SMILIES LOVE'EM!!
Quite...
Yep.
:para:
Why won't this damn thing DIE!? V :guns:
DENIED!
oBJECTION...?
Overruled.
Guilty.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
mutiny
Bounty
Hunter?
Kinslayer likes cookie dough all over his face.
is a solemn and silent person who is unfamiliar with the ways of the humans. His English is very rough, and he tends to only speak in single words. There have been cases where he's completed entire sentences, but often with great pauses. He takes things overly-literally, and also lacks a sense of humor. He also seems to lack common sense, and usually causes great destruction by accident. However, when it's required that he needs to figure out precise statistics, such as where a rock might land on the ground from far above, or how long it will take for a bomb to go off, Fat can generate a precise answer within seconds. Such phenomenons are due to the way that Poopoo's brain had evolved in an entirely different way than that of the human brain, focusing more on logical thinking than social.
Feer the awesameness that ees mah kewl wei off wreiteeng.
Puddin' Pop?
:flower: hmm :happy:
:smoke:
EDIT: Win.
Meh.
Yah.
One day,
Ten yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
:D :Plight:
Ebola for all!
MIC is only predominately female.
Thus making more me.
Behold! Meiscool's third chromosome #21!
DOWNS!?
le poop
UPS!?
:jumpin:
Lots of fun!
It's under threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
What!? Three!? There's no way that can be right!
SPARTAAA!!!
little Ceasers!
Heh heh. Nice picture. ^^
Y'know Taurens are born hunters. You ever seen a tauren catch a salmon out of the stream? It really is quite exciting.... You ever seen a tauren catch a python. Course you have, thats because taurens are so adaptive blending into their surrondings.
--- or something like that :P
Your product is defective. I demand a refund.
EDIT!
:hi:
Here I come to save the day.
...? :eyes: I guess I'm a bit late to know whats going on... I'll come back later...
But not early enough to steal my imminent victory away, I hope.
Registered:
Yesterday
Pie. :D
CLOUD SONG
:hi:
*Ahem* I said:
my imminent victory
Who ya gonna call when you need some pepperoni?
+5 win to anyone who remembers where is that quote from.
"Marco!"
"Pollo!!"
"Er... Chicken?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Breathe in right away, Nothing seems to fill this place I need this every time, Take your lies get off my case Someday I will find a love That flows through me like this This will fall away, this will fall away You’re getting closer to pushing me Off of life’s little edge Cause I’m a loser And sooner or later You know I’ll be dead You’re getting closer, You’re holding the rope, I'm taking the fall Cause I’m a loser, I’m a loser, yeah This is getting old, I can’t break these chains that I hold My body’s growing cold, There’s nothin left of this mind Or my soul Addiction needs a pacifier, The buzz of this poison is taking me higher This will fall away, This will fall away You’re getting closer, to pushing me Off of life’s little edge Cause I’m a loser and sooner or later You know I’ll be dead You’re getting closer, You’re holding the rope and I’m taking the fall Cause I’m a loser You’re getting closer, to pushing me Off of life’s little edge Cause I’m a loser and sooner or later You know I’ll be dead You’re getting closer, You’re holding the rope And I’m taking the fall Cause I’m a loser
Trogdor!
WHAT!? He WON!? Damn.
Impressive.
Bah.
I have returned! Ok now what?
abddkeltnbkl.
Olove.
Smashy smashy!
mATT dAMON
YAY
Hey Meiscool, when does the map contest end? I know I already lost, but still...
How appropriate. You post last like a cow.
Schmoken.
Originally posted by Bluhman How appropriate. You post last like a cow. ...not gonna ask. EDIT: oh, never mind, i didn't read it right. i want my last post to be ignored....
Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
Originally posted by Bluhman How appropriate. You post last like a cow. ...not gonna ask. EDIT: oh, never mind, i didn't read it right. i want my last post to be ignored....[/B]
Remember to say that your post doesn't count if it doesn't count.
The mapping contest will be started back up again once Glitches contest comes near a definitive closing. I just put mine up because a few people were bothering me about it, but because they didn't enter it, I'm guessing they were expecting a different type of contest.
Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun. Now let's take a break and see what we have done... YAY IT'S READY!
Damn you, catchy music, darn you to hell!
Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
Originally posted by Bluhman How appropriate. You post last like a cow. ...not gonna ask. EDIT: oh, never mind, i didn't read it right. i want my last post to be ignored....[/B] It's from.... A game. We'll leave it at that.
Dear Jesus, I have been good all year and I demand that you give me a new lawn mower to replace the one you broke. If you do not, I will tell Satan that it was you who wrote "hell Sucks" on the bathroom wall. I do not think he will like that. Please give me a new lawn mower before I tell him. Either that or write your will and leave me something nice.
On a more positive note, God tells me you don't clean your room so you're grounded today. I laugh at you for this. You should clean your room. Speaking of which, did you ever find that gold nugget I loaned to you? because I'm looking at one on ebay right now and it looks a lot like mine. Would you care to explain, Jesus?
Your friend, X_marks_the_ed
P.S.- Nice work in Iraq, Jesus. Man did you get angry when I beat you at halo. :P
Jesus is dead, fool. Didn't you see the topic?
Quick. Help me fill in this chart:
Dungeon 6- Dungeon 7- Farewell 3- Farewell 4- Inn 3-FF7 Mystery 4-X files Night-Monkey Island II Pirate 1- Pirate 2- Pirate 3-Monkey Island III Pirate 4- Ride 4-Earthbound Shop 4-Earthbound Snow-Earthbound
Go go Power Rangers! dooo DOOO doooo doo-do
Originally posted by Bluhman Quick. Help me fill in this chart:
Dungeon 6- Dungeon 7- Farewell 3- Farewell 4- Inn 3-FF7 Mystery 4-X files Night-Monkey Island II Pirate 1- Pirate 2- Pirate 3-Monkey Island III Pirate 4- Ride 4-Earthbound Shop 4-Earthbound Snow-Earthbound
ehzors>?
Everything you know is a lie!
The truth is ZKX is actually a group of underground freedom fighters, Grandy is really a super computer located on mars, and Meiscool is really an experimental jewish polar bear made by the goth kids.
I know this all may come to you as a shock but I've planned for that, under your seat is a loaded handgun. Do what you will.
Also if you already have this insight please tell why you didn't tell me sooner.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Jesus is dead, fool. Didn't you see the topic?
O.O
He only left me six bucks.
(post does not count)
Originally posted by shadus Everything you know is a lie!
The truth is ZKX is actually a group of underground freedom fighters, Grandy is really a super computer located on mars, and Meiscool is really an experimental jewish polar bear made by the goth kids.
I know this all may come to you as a shock but I've planned for that, under your seat is a loaded handgun. Do what you will.
Also if you already have this insight please tell why you didn't tell me sooner.
He knows to much.
Starting termination.
01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 01100010 01110101 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 01100010 01110101 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 01100010 01110101 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100 01100010 01110101 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01011001 01100101 01110011 00100001
WARNING CRITICAL ERROR
*shuts down*
Originally posted by Meiscool
Originally posted by Bluhman Quick. Help me fill in this chart:
Dungeon 6- Dungeon 7- Farewell 3- Farewell 4- Inn 3-FF7 Mystery 4-X files Night-Monkey Island II Pirate 1- Pirate 2- Pirate 3-Monkey Island III Pirate 4- Ride 4-Earthbound Shop 4-Earthbound Snow-Earthbound
ehzors>?[/B]
It's the songs in the RM2K RTP that Don Miguel threw in for good measure that were from copyrighted sources. Take a look, yo.
(DNC)
I should be doing Physics cousework. Damn.
I am Rayne, hear me roar as I burn your stupid peasant village. Why? Cause you're the hero, and it's what I do.
:guns:
Look out! The old woman is throwing a girl off a roof!
I dont see it... -_-;
Right click -> View Image
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Right click -> View Image
YOU JERK!
Taking up space and stuff. :bee_wtf:
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Right click -> View Image
YOU JERK!
Taking up space and stuff. :bee_wtf: [/B]
YOU JERK!
Winning and stuff. :bee_wtf:
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Right click -> View Image
YOU JERK!
Taking up space and stuff. :bee_wtf: [/B]
YOU JERK!
Winning and stuff. :bee_wtf:[/B]
I didn't win. :|
12:43 PM is after noon, not after midnight, so our posts were about 27 hours apart.
(Does not count)
Fact: There is more sugar in a 330ml can of Coca-Cola than there is in a 500ml bottle.
A bottle of what, eh??
The talk.
When in Rome, I end you.
Spoot.
Been quite a while I didn't post there...
Leprechauns!
*Kung fu style animation with spinning bone background.*
(+3 respect for the person that gets this reference.)
OH! Now I remember! I forgot my sunglasses at the asses in the masses! By the way, I met mickey mouse on Thursday of last week. I totally punched him across a room.
.
almost!
_ghost_
Ghost, eh?
n, and dumb luck, Terrorcross was struck by lightning
and was turned into a strange, blue, monkeylike creature. The lightningstrike left a white cross shape on his face, which glows readily,
and gives Terrorcross a variety of abilities. Aside from being very agile, he can flash his cross and 0938473edjsahydotjarhaeosdfarrooganos!
Originally posted by -Rayne- PSOT AGINE!!!!
That post doesn't count. Only one post per 24 hours. So Bluhman wins.
*cries*
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
That post doesn't count. Only one post per 24 hours. So Bluhman wins.
YES! YES! YES! IN YOUR FACE, VAMPIRE SLUT, BLOOD RAYNE!
Er, excuse me. Anyway, Postered now.
None of you guessed i (http://www.geocities.com/vaporeonjiggly/leprachauns.avi)t.
Blah. _ghost_
:dry:
Originally posted by Jack Black ....And it saved our butts Because the demon went to strike us down But had to stop Because of the honor code that demons.... Have to live by.
Or something to that effect.
Frigglemister?
*Crushes MIC's game winning dreams*
*Crushes MT11's game winning dreams*
*crushes aboutasoandthis's game winning dreams*
I wonder what the next poster will do to me. Hmm...
*Crushes super fag chain*
DNC
EDIT: when the hell did fag get censored?
Hey, when ssaiyans go super, do their lower parts hair go spiky and blonde as well?
Originally posted by Grandy Hey, when ssaiyans go super, do their lower parts hair go spiky and blonde as well?
Yes. Don't ask me why I know.
Ew that is just uncalled for and gross, but its all for the laugh factor!
I was in the lead for 19 minutes! Yeah!
Kewl.
lol Did I win???
No??
Mr. MacAwesome.
$#*Y#EDE*RUEW)*RF#$RY*#R*#Y$(#($#(RI#%(U#$%(#$&%RIFUDY$(#@$Y*#DEFY*#$H*#RF$ORJF*EYR#aBluhman.
>:
23 is my lucky number and 4 is one too.
Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day?
No. Meiscool is standing in the way.
I can feel it because I'm open to new things!!!! :)
It's night here so I feel no sunshine. Only the cold oppression of the inky blackness that lies just inches from my window pane.
wow this is still going lol
I win for the next few minutes :guns: *spamlas*
Originally posted by Arcanagirl wow this is still going lol
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOME POWER OF MY FORUM GAMES.
.: :. HEY GUYZ I KAN EAT CHIKN LOL!
gfu! (GOod FOr YoU!)
This is my penis. Not your penis, MY penis.
:corn: Popcorn anyone?
Hey when pickle is sour does that mean its rotten?
Haha your pickle is rotten.
What in hell?
rofl
^ Hawt < Emo V Does not like this post.
^ Is right < is some what newbish
V...Go to heck??? *spamlas*
Dang everythings rotten my candy,pickles,feet.I'm not very happy about it. :violin:
Originally posted by lucas_irineu we are not in the game
DUR! That's the joke you twit!
(PDNC)
gogo can mimic
Noobs will steal this line ___________________
^ free line ^
dont forget gogos nice status modifing option, give gogo any skill to use.
Wheecha!
Koopa, only one post per 24 hours. Your last two posts do not count because you posted 3 times within 24 hours.
EDIT: I win! Losers! And now I have the most wins. :P
no double win for you.
No single win for you.
I deserve this win! Shove offfffff
Woody
:corn: Yummmm....
Jack n Jill went up the hill, to have alot of fun. Well Jill she forgot her pill And now they have a son.
*few years later*
Jack hired some maids, to take care of the kid. Jack was diagnosed with Aids, so everyone in the family did.
*After that year*(2 years to go)
The son turned Emo, all day he would cut! Jack shot himself watching "finding nemo", Jill she became a slut.
:)
LOL CLEVR
I fart in your general direction.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks I fart in your general direction. :D
Damn you both.
j
a
Man, all that stuff I did last night sure made my hands sweat.Too bad I forgot what made my hands sweat.I must of passed out :|
But man I do feel good today.
So, you have blue skin?
Originally posted by Koopapooper
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks I fart in your general direction. :D [/B]
That post doesn't count. Again, try not to post more than once in 24 hours. If you do, but "Does not count" or "DNC" at the bottom of your post.
BLAM
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
Originally posted by Koopapooper
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks I fart in your general direction. :D [/B]
That post doesn't count. Again, try not to post more than once in 24 hours. If you do, but "Does not count" or "DNC" at the bottom of your post.[/B]
Please hate me then.I love hatred. :)
^I wasn't joking. That post doesn't count either.
(DNC)
BLAM
Hey, guys. Like my new Sig?
________________________
 DO A BARREL ROLL!!
i can shooot missiles, hahaha.
NO YOU CAN'T!!!
YOU DON'T HAVE A SIGNATURE. YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME.
I SEE THROUGH YOU.
Ok, then what's this thing below my post!?
No, no. Roughly above the Gemini, but below this text, mind you.
Um, That "THING" has a name. Gemini is angered
Originally posted by Bluhman Ok, then what's this thing below my post!?
Your mom.
#*%*$&(#*%$(#$&%($)%&*#&$(#^%($#&%$#%$&(#&$($#%($#&%(#&$$(#*#
Shoot. Forgot to post yesterday.
Oh, great, now I'm not teh guy who most won. Thanks a lot.
Bwahahaha.
Man to man is oldschool.
Army to army is newschool!
.
I guess that makes me a winner.
.
*Decends from happy land and takes away your chances of winning.*
Dilemma: I am thirsty AND lazy AND my drink is finished. How do I solve this without leaving my seat?
Not from the RTP. Especially not the part that starts around 2:13.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Dilemma: I am thirsty AND lazy AND my drink is finished. How do I solve this without leaving my seat?
Yell at someone to bring it to you. Ta-da!
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Dilemma: I am thirsty AND lazy AND my drink is finished. How do I solve this without leaving my seat?
Then get over it? :|
*Dances*
There once was a man Who lived in a can And what said that man? "I live in a God damn can."
I'm Popeye the sailor man I live in a garbage can I turned on the heater And burned off my weiner I'm Popeye the sailor man
the man in the can He really didn't give a damn. so he packed his bags and moved to Iran.
Horrible I know.
I went to watch 300 a few days ago. The movie was okay, until the part with the ninjas.
Seriously, WTF?
Ninjas????
This I must watch.
'Whoever Posts Last quiz!' - Click Here! (http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/054/5/3/The_Impossible_Quiz_Deluxe_by_Splapp_me_do.swf)
..Well, not really, but it's very fun nonetheless.
Huh, couldn't get passed the forth question...
I must be retarded :D
Originally posted by Darrellito Huh, couldn't get passed the forth question...
I must be retarded :D You have to think outside the box in that quiz. :P
The correct answer isn't always one of those four answers.
A quiz, eh?
...
Finding stuff to write here is really hard.
Ah, made it to question 15, then couldn't understand what it was asking for.
(No Count)
DNC
The highest I ever got to was like 48 or so.
I got to 91 with the help of a walkthrough.
(DNC)
P.
(J) Happy late 4-20 everyone
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
BLAM
I'll tattle a tale that is terribly true. Stated out as a rumor, but suddenly grew. And it deals with a man, and a horse, and a ring. So settle on in and our song we shall sing.
It happened one day in a ring by a farm Some that tragically brought us much harm How could a place abundant with charm Create such a beast with a spear for an arm.
On death and destruction is what you will get When he's coming for you and in your kilt you will wet. And he's big and he's strong and its quite plain to see. That this is the Tale of the Nukelavee.
Nukelavee! Oh Nukelavee You're big and evil and heinous Who could it be who set you free? He really must be an anus.
Oh Nukelavee it's easy to see the terror you leave is raining on me. The village is burned and the taverns are missed and the beer is all gone and the elders are pissed.
And if they ever should find the fool We'll hang him upside down by his tool And spin him around until he gets sick Ooh! Aah! Oh, that should do the trick.
Nukelavee! Oh Nukelavee The terror you offer is high class Who could it be who set you free? He really must be a dumbass.
Nukelavee! Oh Nukelavee The horror you furnish is widespread Who could it be who set you free? He really must be an ox-head.
Now everyone knows no blood should spill In the sacred ring by the farm on the hill And if that ever happen the Death you should fear. He'l kick in your nuts and he'll server them with beer.
So one final thought before I depart, And this my friends comes straight from the heart. We'd all be fine if not for that bell And that horse killing wanker that opened up hell.
Nukelavee! Oh Nukelavee We cannot win we must admit Who could it be who set you free? He really must be a dimwit.
Nukelavee! Oh Nukelavee You're big and evil and heinous Who could it be who set you free? He really must be an anus
A v ^ A v ^
ARGH! RAIN!
You would've won too... but I'm here.
EDIT: Made it to 40 without a guide... I'll try for more later.
Moo. :cow:
FU!
Nu nu nu, FU!
...Fuh.
hwigahds
It is but a dream that death brings us to a realm of happiness. That's why 35% of our brains are thoughts of unicorns.
:violin:
But..
:violin:
Winned'
Pah.
BYAAAAH!
rAH AH AH RAH rAH!
mmmm.. unicorn
10% of my brain is currently out of order.
So I says to the guy "MEANER not WIENER"
:jumpin:
Odin's Sphere is coming out soon.
Looks magical.
I post last and don't win
CREATIONISM
"So two guys walk into a bar. Ouch"
"So this seal walks into a club..."
You.
Me?
hoi hoi joy
Id better win again.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
giggity goo
/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=7268128742153255083&hl=en-GB#0h8m27s)
I am too tired to post right now...
I'm going to see Muse live w00t w00t w00t w00t
Go! Go! Go! You can do!
STUPID!!!!!!!!!
GWAR!
Guar?
but i detest it soooooooo much yes
Hwa.
Huey!
qwertyuiopasdfghjklçzxcvbnm
nope
Mhmmhmmhmmmhmmm...
There's one of these in every forum. Disguised spam ftw.
Disguised? :p
Like I lost by fifteen minutes
as if.
totally
U oh!
Post!
_ghost_
Edit: Yay, I won!
Win.
(This post does not count)
how not fair
*posts* :Plight:
.
You disgust me. :(
and once again
I love rocks and rolls!
ATTEMPT
Sexy boot.
Look out! Fat bastard's gonna rape you!
Then again... been some time I didn't post there...
You are to0000000000 awesome.
You should come back more often.
blam
Big money no whammies.
Mario: When you - Smoke...
Ganon: You will DIE!
:mrT: : I pity dah foo' who don't spam like a crazy jibbah-jabbah.
Originally posted by Meiscool You are to0000000000 awesome.
You should come back more often.
Awesome? No, awesome doesn't describe me well...
...nah, joking, of course it does!
But yeah, I should come back more often... I only need to be grounded less... and play WoW less... and few other things...
*sigh*
(http://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mycheesenipsbd3.png)
Mod edit: This post does not count; you have to wait 24 hours after your last post. ~FFL
Ookkaaa booookaaa!
Woogie boogie.
I keep forgetting that rule. Oh well, re-post.
(http://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mycheesenipsbd3.png)
mocha muffin robitussin ibupruffin soup of the day kanye
Pollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
YESSS GEMINI WINS ANOTHER ONE!
My penis wins your mom.
Lies, you don't have a penis.
TORO!
you bid one dollar, i bid two! mu-ha!
"I guess that's it. There is no such thing as good or evil. Everyone is just greedy. There are just some who are less greedy than others."
-Dirk Habagi, NFT
::)
6r76suyej86f
Curses.
Mushrooms.
Badger badger
Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
Kalimera, den katalaveno.
"My Greasey Chips!"
-Martin Tehug, NFT
Grandy... Your sig is terrifying.
Isn't that the face that Razor always uses?
that sig could scar a child for life.
SOMEONE POST QUICK!!!
DNC.
Originally posted by Meiscool SOMEONE POST QUICK!!!
DNC.
'Kay. But only because you said so.
Thankyou.
No problem.
Hi-Oh!
I traded my soul with the devil to get that .gif
If you held a weapon up to MIC's head, he would say anything you wanted him to say.
In fact, if you held a vegetable up to MIC's head, he'd probably say anything you wanted him to say.
_ghost_
aaaaand he's JUMPING :jumpin: and JUMPING :jumpin: and GOOD GOD, DOES HE NEVR STOP?????
Groil
He who gets slapped and he who gets saved, He who brutalizes the timeless stage. He is the mongrel, he wants it all, He lives for relics, hang on the wall.
Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses? Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses?
Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be?
She who looks back, and she looks away, She internalizes the motion wave. She is the butcher, She wants the air, She hides the scars under her hair.
Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses? Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses?
Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be?
Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses? Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses?
Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be? Foxy, Foxy, what's it gonna be?
Don't you wanna rideit Educated Horses? Don't you wanna ride it Educated Horses?
y
no u
why hasnt anyone won yet??? well (cough* cough*)
NOT!!!! can i win this one?!
No.
Yes Moosetroop is right only the Goddess of forums (me) can win this game!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLLLL
Non nerd Tranlate: Hahahaha
Heh, I just noticed, this thread is 2 years old as of one week ago.
DNC
It's a boy!
jajajajaajjajhauahuahauahlololololohuahajahaawwwwwwhauahauahwwwlol
P.lOpl
:jumpin:
combo?
Hmm.
it's not the end.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEl Gator.
Crap and a half
YES.
Bah. You win this time, Batman. I mean Bluhman.
dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna Bluhman!
He didn't win.
I think you are LYING.
:guns:
I 1!
Hi-Oh!
Hah! You only had 39 min left!
Thankyou.
We can't let him win again.
rly
ya rly
o rly
Kod Dabit.
Originally posted by elementalhero76 o rly
Isn't he cute?
In my opinion, he isn't.
There's nothing sexier than an armored beard.
Check you feet (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3893675079822799208) befo' climbin' this mountain, dawg.
nahanahnag
Look what I did not make.
Stop poking me
I AM THE eggman.
Originally posted by All the people in this page so far Kod Dabit.
Originally posted by elementalhero76 o rly Isn't he cute?
In my opinion, he isn't. There's nothing sexier than an armored beard. Check you feet befo' climbin' this mountain, dawg. nahanahnag Look what I did not make.
Stop poking me I AM THE eggman. [/B]
I got laid.
:frag:
:para:
Italy.
Originally posted by Meiscool I got laid.
Liar.
It doesn't really matter what I post here.
ROOLSP
Queff
:frag:
I WILL get the 100th victoly.
Hellz
Oh sh*t!
It's just a question of mind over matter.
I don't mind, you don't matter.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks :frag:
:guns:
Illl keep this up as long as you use that stupid smily.
Oloke
Originally posted by elementalhero76 :guns:
Illl keep this up as long as you use that stupid smily. :frag: :frag: :frag: :frag: :frag: :frag: :frag:
Nine
Ed, just so you know... some of the French texts in your animation have some spelling mistakes. For exemple, it should be ''Je te déteste!!'' and not ''Je deteste tu!!''. Unless you made these mistakes on purpose... whatever.
Purposeful misake r funne
:frag: :para: :guns: *spamlas*
Originally posted by Cerebus Ed, just so you know... some of the French texts in your animation have some spelling mistakes. For exemple, it should be ''Je te déteste!!'' and not ''Je deteste tu!!''. Unless you made these mistakes on purpose... whatever.
On purpose. To see if anyone helse here actually knows french. :)
Don't expect them to stop, though.
(DNC)
I see. Well, I do know French. I speak French. Actually, where I live, we have our own French speaking.
Fa'que mon Français est meilleur que l'tient! Muahahahaha!!
I played Bruce Lee in a play last night.
Originally posted by Cerebus I see. Well, I do know French. I speak French. Actually, where I live, we have our own French speaking.
Fa'que mon Français est meilleur que l'tient! Muahahahaha!!
...you couldn't have posted earlier?
Originally posted by Bluhman I played Bruce Lee in a play last night. Seriously? Because that would be awesome. To the max
The play is about a guy named Bill who comes about the power of Super Strength, which proves to both be a blessing, and a curse.
Excerpt from script:
Bill: I warned you not to mess with me!
Policeman *On Walkie talkie*: HQ? Yes! I need backup! Send in Lee! Yes, it's that serious! Ow...
Bill: Now I know what true sadness is! Oh, lament! *Cries*
*Lee walks on stage.*
Bill: Who dares interrupt my solitude?
Bruce: My name is not important.
Bill: Oh... My.. God... Bruce lee!?
Bruce: I've heard you've been causing trouble. I do not like trouble.
*I fight Bill. Bill loses. The coreography for the fight didn't exist in the script, so I did a spinning uppercut to him while shouting 'SHORYUKEN!'
Bruce: I hope you learned a lesson.
Bill: I guess... But I'm still cursed with the blessing of super strength. How can I fix that?
Bruce: Love is the answer.
*Bruce walks offstage dramatically, and slowly.*
Bill: Bruce, wait!... Love is the Answer? What could that mean?
The play was written, directed, and shown in a span of 24 hours.
(DNC)
cool
So this game has 100 wins now.
Neat.
Hold on, I'm frantically rummaging through the posts of this thread and I do not see a single point in which EH's post was 24 hours later than another ones. What?
Last EH post - June 2, 2007, 11:50 am My post - June 2, 2007, 2:37 pm Cerebus - June 3, 2007, 12:41 pm
Looks like he did not win, but read the last three letters in my post. :P
"My name is not important".
XD cool
COLD. ICE COLD.
nika
_ghost_
Well... Meow! Angry meow!
 AHH!! EASTER ISLAND HEADS!
honkey
*Obliterminates Meiscool*
I fart in your general direction.
It happens.
Hmm..
Giggity.
Bewbs
Fraggle Man!?
QUADNIPPLE PAST
If you have four nipples....
You're one better than Scaramanga!
Giggity giggity.
:=)
343486797578fiyy986dyrjhuyu0ou
*PFFT*
You bastard.
bitch nigga
*le gasp*
Join me, Link! And I will make your face the greatest in Corodi! Or else you will DIE!
I JUST SAW EPIC MOVIE AND IT SUCKED!!!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Join me, Link! And I will make your face the greatest in Corodi! Or else you will DIE!
NO! Not into the pit; it BUUURNNNSS!!
I JUST SET MY DAD'S BACKGROUND TO CEILING CAT!!!
Dude.
Frenchfries are da bomb.
I tell you what's the bomb. Baked beans. I know they're overly common, but...
Put them in a savoury pie? Pie becomes awesome.
Eat em with chicken? Chicken becomes awesome.
Eat 'em with mashed potato? Mashed potato actually becomes bearable 0_o
Eat 'em in a toasted sandwich with cheese? Better tasting food than you'll find in a returaunt, at a hundredth of the price and without all the chef saliva in there.
You know what your breakfast needs? More baked beans.
You know what your pasta and tomato dish needs in it? Baked beans. Especially with those little pasta tubes because the beans get caught inside.
The most common thought I have when eating something is 'needs more baked beans'.
That is all.
If you don't hear from me in a month, send dinner.
What if we do hear from you?
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks If you don't hear from me in a month, send dinner.
Remember; where there's dinner, there's lotsa spaghetti!
Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out. Wig out.
(DNC)
Im posting last so I can win!
Lamp oil. Rope, bomb. Bomb bomb bomb BOMB BOMB BOMBOMBOMBOMBOM You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Wait a minute!
Buttsecks!
It requires lub...
Lubrication!
And... oh this is going nowhere.
How 'bout a kiss for ganon?
Mentos?
mentos the fresh maker
I don't like you.
Who does like you, anyway?
I tollerate him.
That's sorta like liking him....
Book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Book.
Ed, make sure you don't post again until 24 hours after your last post, because two of your recent posts broke that rule.
(DNC)
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Ed, make sure you don't post again until 24 hours after your last post, because two of your recent posts broke that rule.
(DNC)
I'm aware, but Charas time makes it so confusing. I forgot to check the time last time.
meiscool
Spaghetti!
Who thinks these are good faces?
<.<
>.>
(From left to right, top to bottom: Dirk Habagi, Jusqua Harrah ronoga, Mistress, Lug Nut (human), Lug Nut (half metal), Lug Nut (with metal arm), Rock, Sunjin (pronounced Soon-jin), Terrha (pronounced Tare-a)
I think they're fairly good.
Muse were awesome, by the way.
I like FE faces, but I hate FE colors.
I like your mom's faces, but I hate your mom's colors.
Point out which ones are your mom.
None of them. MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Ploxis.
Ah, the smell of burninated corpses in the evening.
Yuck yuck!
:corn:
I HATE FLOOD CONTROL
I HATE FOOD CONTROL
BURRRRN, BITCH BURRRRRRN!
Originally posted by Bluhman Ploxis.
I shall have the last post, dammit!
(DNC)
Ooga booga.
WHAT HAPPENS IN ARIZONA....
IS VERY SICK AND SHOULD NEVER BE MENTIONED ANYWHERE.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
:( :flower: :smurf: :eyes:
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Originally posted by Bluhman Ploxis. [/B]
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Holy fuck, I crapped myself.
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:*: :bee_wtf: :lock: :happy: *spamlas* UGLY WHITE OUTLINE'D
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Tomi http://youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
Holy fuck, I crapped myself.[/B] So now your avatar reflects my 1337ness. Excellent.
HOLY CRAP!
DIVINE ****!
PREIST POO!
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Originally posted by Bluhman Ploxis. [/B] [/B]
duh'man
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Holy fuck, I crapped myself.[/B] So now your avatar reflects my 1337ness. Excellent.[/B]
Peut-etre.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARGH!!!!! .. IDK.
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Originally posted by Bluhman Ploxis. [/B] [/B] [/B]
...barnack!
Originally posted by Roland_Deschain YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARGH!!!!! .. IDK.
IDC
:mrT:
FFL, you are just 3 real posts away from 1337ness. :)
EDIT: Win.
I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time!
FUCCK.
WHO WILL BRING ME DOWN
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:corn:
poop
wee
pee
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Haar vs. Jill
FIGHT!
Originally posted by Meiscool Haar vs. Jill
FIGHT!
This victory srengthens the soul of Maxi.
posttedy posty post
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Pyramid. (http://www.lost-civilizations.net/images/mayan/uxmalpyramid.jpg)
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anus
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_sweat_ _sweat_ _sweat_ _sweat_
bich nigga
Congratulations!
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*Does not follow crowd.*
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Edit: Win.
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Damn you.
Damn you to hell.
July 12
July 12
VOX!!!
:yell:
:yell: :yell:
Being Not Bluhman got old.
I can shoot bullets lol
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies and hear the lamentations of their women. :viking:
:firefox:
Originally posted by crunkman2000 hear the lamentations of their women. :viking:
something you will never experience.
I didn't realise I won 0_o
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE
Good thing I found a magic balloon!
:Plight:
Dishwasher
h i j k l m n o p
Looks can be deceiving when X_Marks_The_Ed's are involved.
Looks can be ugly when Bluhmans are involved.
Looks can be fatal where FFL2and3rocks's are involved.
.
Dots rule!
Rule? Rule what, their asses?
rule YOUR MOMS asses
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by crunkman2000 hear the lamentations of their women. :viking:
something you will never experience.[/B]
Originally posted by gemini rule YOUR MOMS asses
Nominated for Phail of the Year.
Play Nothing.
boobs
Link, go to gamelon and f**k yourself.
sunofa... i was an hour away from a win!
Originally posted by gemini sunofa... i was an hour away from a win!
Bluhman, I now respect you three times as much.
Wake up, Impa. We're going to behead the king in the morning.
Ed, U R so hawt
Kick, punch, it's all in the mines.
:jumpin: :corn:
i hate losing by less than a hour. i honestly do.
p...
p-
pe-
pe....
peanuts? PETALS??!??
As a wise man once said,
"One does not look for hope, one looks for get-rich-quick schemes."
*posspam*
bishes
In case you didn't catch it before: My dream car:

It would be a glorious carriage. Pulled by both dog and horse. Upon the hood, would be two sturdy anvils, supplying extra support and stature to the already glistening vehicle. Upon its side would be a fine, red, fire alarm, telling me accurately when my car is on fire, and when it is not. In the back, A beautiful ornamented douglas fir would stand, straight and tall, making my everlasting beauty of my ride seen from every corner of the world. Finally, adorning me at my seat would be a fine machine gun, worthy of a king, and in front of me, the finest of computers to help me surf the interweb whilst I lead my horses and dogs throughout the city to boast my grandeur.
:hi:
Welcome to Italy!
:cow:
Brought to you by the letter "J".
No win for you.
So that's why they call me mister Fahrenheit.
I'm gonna make a supersonic man outta sonic
:jumpin:
A-HEE-HEE.
Originally posted by crunkman2000 A-HEE-HEE.
Ahoy hoy.
More people are winning only because I'm posting less.
I almost forgot to post here today.
:heart:
Edit: Win.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Stupid leave of absense caused my rank to go down
bleargh
:smoke: Smoke wins. (J) Fatality.

What? Blatant advertising or something? I have no clue what the heck you're talking about.
Iron man, Iron man. Does whatever an Iron can. Iron's shirts, any size. Cooks the crooks; can't cook pies. Look out: Here comes the Iron maaaaaan.
Iron man, Iron man. Wields an Iron frying pan...
:corn:
Eww, listening corpse!
You want it?
No! Not into the pit! It BUUUUURNS!!!
... I think I missed something --- not something... I missed everything.
It is written, Link is gay.
Fire at Will? Fire at Steve, not Will! He's our friend!
Darn.
DARN.
Wait did we both just win?
...?
Yep. :(
Hell, it's about time.
(DNC)
:violin: :violin: :violin: :=)
Man, you're a horrible conductor. > _sweat_
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lol
:frag: (B)
Oh snap. Somebody shot your drink.
Your face is a drink. Also this post probably doesn't count
nope
:badboy:
:s Meet john. His face is shaped like a basketball.
Oh really?
:smurf: This guy's a devout mace-in-headist. He also dressed as a smurf for a laugh.
:sweet:
Win II: Electric Boogaloo
Hey I won twice with this post.
Your victoly is shortlived.
Your mother is short lived.
Oooh, so close! Sorry.
You're a cock.
ie. rooster.
ITT SYNONYMS
In the navi!..?
I won't be awake in 5 hours, sorry.
I lose.
Yes, you do.
Friar Cannon!
dootie
Oh god damn.
oh snap
****.
Yay! I'm moving up the corporate ramp!
.akee.
No double win for you.
Really?
I haven't posted here in a long time...
Yeah, really. I mean... YA RLY
>: :yell: :jest:
-Red Team Start-
_sweat_
:guns:
RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD!
Only 2 hours until you win!
Oh wait, disregard that.
Razor can't count.
(DNC)
Stupid dog! Can't do nothin' right. Ooga booga booga!
I said disregard it.
:jumpin: :jumpin: :jumpin: what' cha doing? nothin'.
I totally forgot this thread.
I didn't. I couldn't be bothered to find it, though.
:guns: :jumpin: :eyes: Drat it, I keep missing!
:frag: :x I don't.
:violin: :) (B) :bee_wtf: Come on, honey... Work with me on this date!
:Plight: :D :Plight: I HAVE TWO LEFT HANDS
_pumpkin_:bend: :cow: _pumpkin_
I worship cows in satanic midnight rituals!!!
:p :heart: :eyes: Hahahahaaa! Your head is shaped like a butt!
h
hore
:corn: THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!
...Later...
:x Oww... My stomach lining.
:*: Har har!!! I'm a star!! I'm never used on charas! EVER!!!
>:
MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks [/B]
me
you
he
Bah.
Waaaahtever.
woot
:jumpin:
zaaaang!
Fire in the bump?
Originally posted by gemini zaaaang! She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.
omigodfishstiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks!!!!!
:D
Spoot.
Bump
Dent
*Feels weird for trying to get a lot of non-spam posts in his first day and for some reason feels ashamed for posting requests on first day to but tries to make up for it for wanting to make people Character Sets*
Taco.
Edit: Doesnt count.
Now, you sure it doesn't count?
Boodigy
sac
I WON!
You did not.
I did, fools! :jest: :jest: :jest: ^^See, fools?
Dammit.
slaps post. slaps self slaps everyone who hates him.
Dah. Dah. Dah. Dah.
then, hours later
Something happened.
Poo.
turdz
90333
3900 replies!
::)
:jest:
:Plight:
juhkjdfdfjuhnmyxdjumh
That's the sound of my head hitting the keyboard 5 times.
y67uy6u76y7t5t6r67yt
That's the sound of my head hitting the keyboard 5 times.
bv vb vb vb That's.... the letters B and V, plus spacebar. Which I guess is what my hat hit when it hit the keyboard four times. Here's my head:
tg6tggygg by It spelled a word!!!!
njh7yu66hybnguy6htyty6ht
And there's my head.
hb
Whoo. And there goes a tennis ball.
9,m. That was a steel stringed acoustic guitar.
76b That was a nylon stringed one
gfty That's a bog standard electric one
fdrdf That was a more fancy electric guitar. Note the fact that it can be read the same backwards and forwards.
cgf That's a double necked one
yunb That's a banjo.
:badboy:
Left right up downoaiw34y5030430493riourf87erjekgijhrjkhoinelkthe;lrjeirhelktirytrpojrtojtjrptoirufoiejrfoeuosocay!
Wow. A ceiling tile fell on my keyboard while I was typing this.
Are you serious??
NO!
And holy **** I won 5 times with this post.
lol
lol indeed.
Great! I'll grab my.....
CHICKEN FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!! :yell:
cocacola
coca colon
cocaine colon
Yay colons!!!
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Feel free to challenge me anytime!! Kueheheheheheheheheh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAAARR!!!
Dang GJ Bluhman
Bah.
:vampire: _pumpkin_ _ghost_ >: (J) :dry: Shut up. It's still September.
October... COMING UP!
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!
posting just to make life a little more irritating for the person before me...
Ooga booga.
:guns: :firefox:
We gotta shoot Internet Explorer at him for massive damage!
Stop posting last!
NEVER!
****.
*****.
******.
bastard.
Haha! It's not censored!
BUMPy genitals
(does not count)
Buddha all up in ya grill!
Has it been 24 hours yet? My computer says it has, but I'm scared of the truth.
You could say I can't handle the truth.
Flying Batter Zone!
Flying Batter Zone!
Just let FFL rack up the points why don't ya!
Yeah!
Daft Trunk
:viking:
I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S!
****
:violin:
byah
Giggity Giggity Goo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
Oooh, you almost won there.
Almost. BOO-YAH.
Freak-a-me... Freak-a-U!
Freakazoid!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Oooh, you almost won there.
Almost. BOO-YAH.
Curse you. I'll break into your house and eat your parents.
That's my job! *Devours world then implodes*
I need to go poopie.
YOGA FRAME!!
I posted last!
Tee hee!
Feel the magic of boobies.
i love boobies. they ARE magical.
_pumpkin_ _ghost_ :viking: :vampire: :para: :bee_wtf: GIVE US CANDY!! - - - - - - - - NEVER!!!
I fell for hours!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks I fell for hours!
YOUR TERMINAL VELOCITY SUCKS!!!
:(
Oh. I WON!
*Begins to sing the Doomsday Zone tune from Sonic and Knuckles*
NO DOUBLE WIN FOR YOU. Well, triple win if you count that last one. Meh.
I would have made you lose but I couldn't find time to post within that 11-minute window. ****.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!
*Gets shot*
Speaking of which...
http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=over9000licksmp6.swf
*post doesn't count lol lol*
REPLY
testicular cancer, ftw
I think it's finally time to change my sig quote. *Weeps a silent tear for Pyro's quote*
Great! I'll grab my magic balloon.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Great! I'll grab my magic balloon.
Drat. Lost.... SOCIAL STUDIES ASSAULT!!
Launching the New Government -The drafters of the constitution had left many details undecided, meaning a lot of opportunity laid in the hands of the first appointed officers to shape the nation, for better or for worse. -The president of the United States was unanimously chosen as George Washington. John Adams was his vice president. Many of the great men that had helped lead America to independence showed up at New York in 1789 to start the new government. -James Madison was an influential member of the House of Representatives; he served mainly as George Washington’s advisor. -George Washington took advice from two other friends of his: Alexander Hamilton, who was analytical and talented as an administrator, as well as ambitious both for himself and the country, and Thomas Jefferson, who was interested in both welfare for the country, and also the people within it.
A Strong Executive -Americans saw executives as no better than their king. This was reflected in their various state constitutions, which made the executive a large step below the legislature, and the articles of confederation completely passed over the subject. The Constitutional Convention corrected this by creating the office of president. President had a vast selection of powers, including… - Command of Navy and Army - Responsibility for foreign negotiations. - Authority to appoint other governmental officers. President shared some of these powers with the senate, but where one power began and another ended was ambiguous. Indeed, it was up to Washington to establish the limit of the Presidents power, and also organize it to keep it strong. -Though the Constitutional Convention didn’t provide for any executive departments directly, besides treasury, it was written that the president would have power to call for the opinions of the principal officer in each such department. One of the first aces of the new government was to pass laws establishing the departments of Treasury, State, and War, which, together with the officers of attorney and postmaster generals, were the only executive departments under Washington. These branches could of formed the nucleus of a cabinet responsible to the legislative branch, in lieu to the emerging British system of Democracy. However, James Madison managed to persuade the House of Representatives not to allow the heads of departments, who were appointed by the president and consent of the senate, to be subject to removal by the president alone. -Washington appointed Jefferson at State and Hamilton at the Treasury. He also appointed Henry Knox as secretary of war, and Edmund Randolph as attorney general. He didn’t regard the secretaries as his team, but instead of assistance, and in first years, they didn’t meet regularly. He allowed them to make decisions while he was absent from the seat of government, as to allow them to develop their own plans in their fields of work, but power still mainly laid in the hands of Washington. -Washington did limit himself to an extent; he mave only very general suggestions for legislation and kept his views on specific measures considered by congress private. He only used his Veto power twice. Washington said that it was his business to administer laws; not to make them. He also took no active part in formation of public policy by legislation. -In the absence of presidential initiative, three men guided congress: Madison, Hamilton, and Jefferson. For the 1st 5 months, only Madison did it, because no other congress member had the required political talents with the imagination that the new situation demanded. He acquired a position of leadership by his appointment to Treasury on September 11th, 1789; in creating that department, Congress had provided for a close connection between the secretary and the legislature. The first thing Madison did was insist that congress authorize the secretary to prepare plans for collecting revenue and sustaining public credit, and to present them to the house of representatives, who had the sole right to initiate money bills. Washington approved Hamilton’s participation in the affairs of the house for he didn’t think it desirable that his department heads do so. -Jefferson, on the other hand, didn’t accept secretaryship of state until Jan. 1790 and didn’t arrive in NY until 2 months later. His office wasn’t as closely linked with legislative affairs as Hamilton, and his role was often overruled by Washington’s control. Despite this, Jefferson’s close friendship and alliance with Madison gave him good influence in Congress.
The Bill of Rights -In ratifying the Constitution, 6 states suggested amendments to specify the popular rights that the government must never invade. Many of the legislators that had been elected to the first congress under the new Constitution arrived in NY prepared to carry out the suggestions. Though Madison had opposed the bill of rights both before and during its ratification, it became clear that the people WANTED to have one, so Madison decided he’d draft it himself. -Madison had originally opposed the bill of rights for 2 reasons: 1. He thought declarations of popular rights, while useful against a monarch, would be ineffective against a republican government where the people themselves were ultimately the lawmakers. 2. He feared that any explicit statement of rights would prove to be too narrow and might be used to limit freedom instead of authority; a wayward government might give out the image that these were the ONLY rights of the people. However, the debates over ratification had introduced another ground for fear; many advocates of amendment wanted to reduce the authority of the federal government down to that of the state government. To stop such a weakening of the federal government, Madison wanted to frame the bill himself. -From the proposals he first presented to Congress in June 1789, the first 10 amendments to the constitution were formed, which were ratified by the requisite number of state in December 1791. This was the bill of rights and it did the following: -Protected… Freedom of religion Freedom of Speech Freedom of the press The right to assemble The right to petition the government Right to bear arms Right to be tried in a jury And the right to enjoy other procedural safeguards of the law
-Forbade… General Warrants Excessive Bail Cruel or unusual punishments, The quartering of troops in private houses
-To prevent the government from ever claiming that those were the only rights they had specifically, the Ninth Amendment provided that ‘The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.” The 10th amendment reassured the state governments about their relationship to the federal by affirming, “The powers not delegated to the US by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or the people.” -Madison fought hard for his amendments, because in preparing them, he had convinced himself that a bill of rights might be more useful than he had originally supposed. If a republican legislature proved hard to control, specific prohibitions would at least form a rallying point around which popular resistance could gather. They also would assist the executive and judiciary branches in checking legislature, as the amendments were part of the constitution, which every officer of government must swear to uphold. Even the state governments might be brought into action to resist encroachments, a thought that recurred later to Madison and Jefferson. -Whilst Madison was guiding the Bill through Congress, the Senate passed a judiciary bill establishing the Supreme Court and 13 inferior district courts. When it came to the House of Reps, some members wanted to eliminate the provision for district courts, and leave the everyday enforcement of federal laws to the state courts, but Madison persuaded the majority that the states could not be trusted in the matter. The Judiciary Act of 1789 was passed. -It established 13 district courts and three circuit courts with both concurrent and appellate jurisdiction. -It also explicitly provided that the Supreme Court should review decisions of state courts and nullify state laws that violated the US constitution of laws and treaties made under it.
The Shaping of Domestic Policy -After adopting the Bill of Rights and establishing Federal Courts to uphold the Constitution, they had cleared most of their large problems out of the way. Now what was left to do was to recover from the nation’s debt.
National Credit and National Debt -At the Constitutional Convention, it was understood that the new government would levy taxes to pay not only its own expenses, but the debts of the old one. On July 4, 1789, Congress established customs duties on all imports and 2 weeks later placed a tonnage duty on all shipping, with high rates for foreign vessels, low for American. When Alexander Hamilton took office at the Treasury, it became his task to apply the income from these duties to the National Debt. -Hamilton found out the US owed $54,124,464.56, including interest. It was widely assumed the amount would be scaled down, at least the amount owed to creditors who were themselves citizens of the US. Much of the domestic debt was in form of certificates that were either issued as pay to soldiers during the Revolution or brought by patriotic citizens to further the war effort. By now, though, most of the certificates were held by speculators or merchants who bought them at much less than face value when the credit of the government fell and hard times forced the owners to sell. Many Americans thought it didn’t require payment at face value to those who had themselves discounted the value. Hamilton thought otherwise. In his report on public credit, presented on Jan 14 1790, he proposed to pay the entire national debt, both foreign and domestic, at its face value. Existing certificates of indebtedness would be redeemed by interest-bearing government bonds worth the original value plus the unpaid interest, calculated at 4% -This proposal won acclaim, and had no real opposition to the full payment of the nation’s obligations. The big question, though, was who should be paid. Here, Madison and Hamilton came to parting ways. -Hamilton insisted the payments be made to who held the certificates. Because of this, many of his associates knew of his recommendation and begun to buy up certificates! Madison, shocked by this scramble, rose in House of Reps to offer and alternative. Madison’s alternative was to pay the face value of the certificates ONLY to original holders who still had them. This way, the government could pay back the revolutionaries and supporters without speculators making large profits at the expense of the governments original creditors. Unfortunately for Madison, most of the speculators were members of the Congress, who didn’t hesitate to wrap their own shady transactions in the national honor! His proposal was defeated in the House of Reps by a vote of 13 Vs 36. -Greed alone wasn’t the reason his proposal lost. If accepted, it would’ve jeopardized the basic purpose of funding the debt; to restore national credit. It had to be sustained without regard to the motives or merits of its creditors, because when the government had need for more money than it could get from current taxation, it would have to rely on bankers and speculators, men with money to lend. Their confidence had to be purchased in advance. -Another odd recommendation in Hamilton’s report was putting the responsibility of the state debts in the hands of the federal. Many didn’t see this move as necessary, or even the point of it. Another problem with it was that Hamilton’s proposition contained no allowance for states that already paid a large proportion of their debt, which included Virginia, Maryland, N. Carolina, and Georgia. The states that had the biggest debts were Massachusetts and S. Carolina. As a result, Virginians, for example, already have paid a tax by the state government would be taxed again by the federal government to help pay debts for a different colony! -The unfairness of the scheme enabled Madison to get a sliiiight majority against it on a test vote in the House, but he didn’t are push his advantage, because the speculative interests threatened to vote against funding unless they got assumption as well. Much as he disliked Hamilton’s plan, Madison knew that the rejection of funding altogether could possibly be the death of national credit… Maybe even the entire government! -July 1790- After Ham. And his Hammy lackeys agreed to partial allowance for states that already paid a majority of their debts, Madison and his friends agreed to a bill providing both funding and assumption. The two factions were able to reach a solution, but the line of division was ominous. Hamilton spoke for the merchants and creditors of the North, who would benefit greatly from funding and assumption. Madison and Jefferson spoke for the planters and farmers of the south, whose taxes would slowly help the north pay off their debt. The same division was evident in a simultaneous dispute about the location of the nation capital, settled by a vote of 13-12 in the Senate that moved the government for the next 10 years to Philadelphia and thereafter to a new federal district on the Potomac River, which is now Washington D.C. As Madison had perceived in 1787, the differing interest of the North and South were affecting national politics; already, it was showing that national unity was rusting a little.
The Hamiltonian Program -Ham believed the future of the US depended on a large-scale expansion of industry and commerce. The suspension of trade with England during the war had forced the growth of manufacture in America, and the production of hardware and textiles continued in some measure afterwards. To effect the kind of growth Hamilton wanted, the needed component was Capital, and lots of it, focused in the hands of those who were willing to invest it. By means of funding and assumption, Hamilton created just such a group of wealthy investors. Hamilton wasn’t such himself, he was too interested in power to give much attention to his own finances, but was well satisfied with the huge speculative profits that others reaped from his investment. Moreover, funding and assumption, by restoring national credit, would make investment in American enterprises more attractive to foreign capital. -His measures were prompted not only by economic considerations, but also his determination to empower the national government to overcome the state governments. He anticipated that all capitalists created by funding and assumption would be eager to maintain the national credit and the national government, if only to protect their investments. Also, the assumption of state debts would deprive the state governments of such support. The national government, working with powerful investors, would grow strong as commerce grew. -Hamilton’s scheme generated its own support. The opportunity to get rich easily and by methods not strictly illegal was more than congressmen could resist. Washington was disturbed by the rumor that the funding of the debt furnished means of corrupting a portion of the Legislature as such that the balance between the honest voters whichever way it’s directed. Hamilton, who was directing this, assured the president that there wasn’t a member of the legislature who could properly be called a stockjobber or paper dealer. Washington believed him. -Hamilton’s next goal was a national bank with capital supplied partly by the government and partly by private investors. But since investors would be permitted to pay the government bonds for 3/4ths of the bank stock they purchased, the banks notes would rest largely on the national debt. With the government furnishing most of the capital and assuming most of the risk, the back could offer an irresistible invitation to wealthy citizens to invest their money. Furthermore, the national debt, if used for a bank, could be a national advantage. In arguing for funding and assumption, Ham had emphasized the fact that where a national debt is properly funded, and an object of established confidence, it answers most of the purposes of money. He intended to make it serve this purpose through the bank. Notes issued by the bank would serve as much needed medium of exchange, coins being scarce, and would greatly facilitate business and the financing of new commercial and industrial enterprise. Besides acting as a central exchange, the bank would handle government finances, and would expedite borrowing both by the government-sponsored expansion of credit; the bond between private capital and the national government would be tightened. -When the bill to charter the bank came before the House early in Feb. 1791, Madison objected to it greatly. Though before the Constitution, he had argued that Congress should assume all the powers it needed to do its job. Now, however, he was thoroughly worried over the emerging form of Hamilton’s program and intent on stopping it. He argued that because the constitution didn’t specifically empower congress to issue charters of incorporation, it had no right to do so. Hamilton answered that the Constitution empowered the government to do anything “necessary and proper” to carry out its assigned functions. -This was the 1st great debate over strict interpretation of the Constitution. Congress readily accepted Hamilton’s loose construction and passed the bill. Washington weighted the question more seriously, listening to Madison and Jefferson, as well as Ham. At the last minute, on Feb. 25, 1791, he signed the bill, and Hamilton gained even more ground. -Hamilton was now ready to direct the expansion of manufacturing. In December, he presented to congress his report on Manufactures, a scheme to make investments in industry attractive by means of protective tariffs and bounties. It was ham’s aim to direct the nation towards a balanced economy that would include manufacturing as well as agriculture and commerce. Only through such a balance could the US make the most of its resources, reduce its foreign debt and its reliance on foreign nations, and obtain true independence. But Ham wasn’t allowed to add this finishing touch; Farmers and Merchants, fearing that protective tariffs would prompt retaliatory action by other countries against American agricultural exports, preferred free competition to keep down the price of manufactures. And almost everyone wondered whether the US could afford a measure that would discourage importation, since the government’s main income came from import duties. To raise them to protective levels might reduce the volume of imports so drastically as to endanger the national credit. Moved by these considerations, Congress shelved his report. -On the other side of things, Madison and Jefferson were alarmed by the apparent intent of Hamilton’s Program. They saw that it was unfair on quite a few levels. It made national government so strong that it would endanger the individual liberties that were to be protected in the bill of rights, which Hamilton had written! Generally, it was reflected that Hamilton’s policies, and bank were made much more in favor of paying off the northern debts and aiding the northern economy and industry, instead of the southern agriculture, which Hamilton thought could do without improvement. -At this point, its leaders had reached a fundamental disagreement over its policy. It was not as bad as it might’ve been made out to be, since both sought to set up a government and that the slave policy had been untouched. However, in 1793 they introduced a bill in Congress requiring all courts, state and federal, to assist slave owners in recovering fugitive slaves. Northern congressmen readily passed it, despite the fact it’s terms were so vague as to impede on the rights of all free African Americans. -The gap between the views of Hamilton against Jefferson and Madison was about as wide as the constitutional government could stand; each sought more to defeat and suppress the other rather than bargain. Fortunately, Washington stood above the quarrel, and both sides could still join in persuading him to accept another term when the national elections were held in 1792. However, during the 2nd term, dissension spread from domestic to foreign affairs, increasingly open, bitter, and accompanied by a public rhetoric that grew more violent, as each side accused the other of going against the base ideas of what the Revolution was about.
Foreign Affairs under Washington The Constitution assigned the president the conduct of relations with Euros and Indians, and Washington did this task by himself. Though he gave Ham a free hand in developing financial policy and refused to meddle in congressional enactments of that policy, he didn’t do the same for Jefferson, as secretary of state. He turned to Jeff for advice, but also sought advice from other dept. heads as well. As foreign affairs assumed greater complexity, he began the practice of calling together the tourney general and the secretaries of State, War, and the Treasury to discuss policy. During these meetings, from which the Cabinet would evolve into, Jefferson and Hamilton again revealed their different ideas of national welfare.
Jeffersonian Neutrality -The discord in foreign affairs first showed up in 1790, when war between Spain and England was eminent. This offered the US an opportunity to press American claims against both countries. Spain had seized 3 of their trade ships in Nootka Sound, Vancouver Island. England demanded they return the ships, and also demanded reparation for damages and recognition of British trade rights in the area. It seemed likely that Spain would fight rather than surrender. -All of Wash’s advisors agreed that they should stay neutral in this battle, but they couldn’t agree on what should be done if England decided to march troops through American territory in the Mississippi valley to get to Spanish Florida and Louisiana. While Hamilton had sought to tie trade duties on British Trade, he was reluctant to do anything that would offend the Brits, and decided that Americans should declare at once. Jefferson, on the other hand, had been in France for five years as ambassador, and during his stay, he took every opportunity to gain national advantages. He wanted to bargain now, to keep both warring countries guessing about America’s intentions and not to make them bid high for assurance of American neutrality. In particular, he hoped to make England open its West Indian ports to American Ships. -It turned out that the Spanish give in to British demands. No war occurred, and the ports remained closed, with Ham giving the British secret assurances against retaliatory regulations by the US. But another Euro war was clearly in the brewin’, and mounting tensions in Europe made a notable increase in the friendliness of European countries toward the US. In 1791 England sent a minister plenipotentiary, George Hammond, to reside in Philly, and the US in turn sent Thomas Pinckney to London. Full diplomatic relations had thus been established between England and the US. When war finally did break out in 1793 between England and France. Problem was, Jefferson was mostly with the French, and Hamilton with the English during this time… Uh oh. -As it turned out, Jefferson had great admiration for the French, even though they had been ruled by the king. His admiration was not destroyed either, even with the execution of Louis XVI in 1793 or the reign of terror that followed. In contrast, however, Hamilton was horrified by the French Revolution, and with their war of all peoples against kings, with England and Spain as targets. England’s King George III seemed a better ally to Hamilton than the French Revolutionaries. He also sided with England because he saw them as stronger allies, what with their ultra-powerful navy. If they were to go against the English, their navy could eradicate the American oversea trade routes. -Hamilton and the Advisors all agreed to stay out of the war, but Hamilton wanted to use the crisis as an opportunity to scrap the French alliance. He argued that the treaties had been made with the French monarchy, and, since they were now dead, the treaty was no dissolved, and the US should declare its neutrality and refuse to receive the minister, Edmond Genet, sent by the new French republic early in 1793. -Jefferson argued that the treaties had been made with the Nation, not the monarchy, and were still binding. He too was with the neutrality policy, but wanted it to be done without public announcement. A declaration would affront the French and destroy the possibility of bargaining with the Brits, who still had troops stationed in the American NW, and still withheld trading privileges in the empire. Washington decided the matter on Apr. 22, 1793, by issuing a proclamation of neutrality addressed to American citizens only and not actually mentioning the word ‘neutrality’. France’s treaty was not removed, and Genet was welcomed into the US, but the bargaining power that Jefferson sought was gone. Shortly after, he announced he would retire at the end of the year. -Genet was an idiot, assuming powers that no independent country could permit to a foreign envoy. He commissioned American ships to sail as privateers under the French Flag, set up courts to condemn the ships they captured, and arranged an expedition of Western frontiersmen to attack Spanish New Orleans. Jefferson TRIED To like him, but he gave up in disgust. Finally, Washington demanded Genet be recalled. -Whilst Genet was failing miserably to gain allies for France, so was Britain failing to get itself its own. Americans claimed the right as neutrals to carry non-contraband goods to and from the ports of belligerents. The problem with this, however, was that Britain had a non-trading policy, established in 1756, stating that trade closed in peace time couldn’t be opened to neutrals in wartime. Then, in December of 1793, without warning, British naval ships began seizing American trade ships with the French West Indies. -The seizures combined with an Indian episode in the NW to bring the US, in spite of Hamilton, to the brink of war with England. Generally, the record of Washington’s government in dealing with hostile Indians wasn’t going well. Americans had attempted to sign peace treaties with Indians, but they quickly broke the treaties when made. -In Feb. 1794, the governor general of Canada, Lord Dorchester, made a speech to the Indians in which he in effect asked them to do their worst. Reports of the speech reached congress along with the news of the Caribbean Seizures. During that time, the House of Reps was debating whether restrictions against British commerce, suggested by Jefferson shortly before resigning, might lead England to reduce its own ones against American commerce. However, news of the seizures created an overwhelming demand for much stronger anti-brit measures, to which Ham felt sure England would react by declaring war on the US, if indeed the US didn’t do so first. To prevent a plunge into actual warfare, Ham urged Washington to send a special mission to England. Hamilton seems to have thought of heading it himself, but Washington gave the job to Hamilton’s alter ego, John Jay.
A Hamiltonian Treaty -Jay had abundant experience as a diplomat, but his history was not all that successful. Most of his failures didn’t result from lack of experience, just that the odds were stacked way against him. This time, with England engaged in a major war, Jay was in a strong position to play the game Jefferson had recommended all along, namely to convince the English that unless they made concessions they couldn’t count on continued American neutrality. Edmond Randolph, the new secretary of state, agreed with the strategy. He instructed Jay to consult with Russia, Sweden, and Denmark about the possibility of an armed neutrality agreement to bring pressure on England to stop seizures of neutral shipping. -As luck would have it, Jay was once again on the losing side. It was once again bad fortune. Denmark and Sweden, who shared the American view of the rights of neutral ships, took the initiative, and just after Jay’s departure for Europe, the US received an invitation from them to join in forming an alliance of neutrals! Randolph wanted to accept, for he felt that such backing would help strengthen Jay’s hand, but Hamilton persuaded Washington to decline, on the grounds the alliance would jeopardize Jay’s mission by antagonizing the brits. Not content with rejecting the assistance of other neutrals, and eager to create a friendly climate of opinion in England, Hamilton weakened Jay’s position still further by informing George Hammond, British minister in the US, of Washington’s decision. -With that info to guide him, Lord Grenville, British foreign minister, decided he’d make a deal: -He promised again to surrender the Northwest posts, provided the US permitted the continuation of the English Fur trade with the Indians in the area. -He promised recompense for the American ships that had been seized in Dec. 1793, provided the US compensated Brit. Creditors for pre-revolutionary debts whose collections were impeded by state government. -He refused to compensate American slave owners for slaves kidnapped or liberated by the British during the revolution -He refused to give any guarantee against the British navy’s practice of stopping American vessels to impress alleged British subjects as seamen. Instead of stopping the seizure of neutral ships, he required the US give up its own view of neutral shipping rights for the duration of the war with France and the two years after it. -He consented to reciprocal trading rights between England and America, but restricted American trade with the British West Indies to vessels of no more than 70 tons, and even these he allowed only in return for an American promise to ship no molasses, sugar, coffee, cocoa, or cotton from the islands or from the US to any other part of the world. -Finally, He said the Americans and British subjects should have rights to navigate the Mississippi through Spanish territory at sea. -When the treaty with these terms reached Washington on March 7th, 1795, Hamilton was no longer at the Treasury, as he resigned at the end of January, bust still retained as much influence over the president out of office as in. His replacement was Oliver Wolcott Jr., and he consulted to Hamilton, and often offered Hamilton’s advice to Washington. Hamilton saw the treaty as satisfactory, as not to anger the British into war. Washington reluctantly agreed, but he saw how other Americans might not. To avoid a premature hardening of opposition, he tried to keep the terms secret until he could present the treaty for ratification at a special session of Senate called for June 8. It was impossible. By that time, rumors of the contents had produced wide public hostility, which increased as the details became known. Despite this, the senators accepted the treaty by the exact 2/3rds majority required. -As the treaty came before Washington for his signature, the press was denouncing Jay, the Treaty, the Senate, and the president. Popular meetings in Boston, Philadelphia, New York, and other cities urged Washington to reject it, but in cabinet, everyone but Randolph urged him to sign. Dismayed by public antagonism, Washington hesitated. In the meantime, the Brit minister handed to Oliver Wolcott some intercepted dispatches written by the French Minister, Jean Fauchet. In them, Fauchet, referring to some transactions with Randolph, Had turned over state secrets to him for money. Though the dispatches had nothing to do with the treaty, the discredited the only cabinet member who opposed it, causing Washington to sign the treaty, and after confronting Randolph with the dispatches, refused his explanations and accepted his resignation.
The Winning of the West -Jay’s treaty was the low point of foreign affairs under Washington. Gen. Wayne had defeated the Indians of the Northwest at the battle of fallen timbers and had gone on to devastate their settlements. However, with the Treaty of Grenville, they gave up most of the territory that was to become the state of Ohio. In the next year the Brits at last honored their agreement to evacuate their posts in the Northwest. -Meanwhile, Spain had become fearful that the US would throw its small weight on the Brit side in the precarious Euro balance. The clause about the Mississippi in Jay’s Treaty suggested England and the US might be contemplating joint action against Louisiana. Taking advantage of the fear, Thomas Pinckney, who was sent to negotiate a treaty, won for the US everything it had been seeking from Spain: -Free navigation of the Mississippi -Permission for American traders to deposit goods for shipment at the mouth of the river -Acknowledgement of the American southern boundary at the 31st parallel and the western boundary at the Mississippi -An agreement by each country to prevent Indians within its territory from making incursions into the territory of the other. -Senate accepted Pinckney’s Treaty unanimously on Mar. 3, 1796. With it the danger of secession in Kentucky and Tennessee disappeared. With the Mississippi open to trade, any attachment to Spain lost its charm for the Americans of the Southwest.
:cow:
And a shockingly simple counter by FFL! He's really done it now! As Bluhman waits his 24 hours to re-enter the fray, what fiendish retort will he concoct? WAIT! WHAT'S THIS?? Moosetroop coming in on the left with a barrage of commentary! Can the three times thread champion climb another rung in the ranks of this noble sport? Only time will tell.
:frag: :para: :guns: *spamlas*
Chapter 1
The end.
Bring me HaPENIS!
I will gladly surrender my PENIS.
And yay, this post won five times. What the hell is wrong with you people?
What's wrong with me? My head is on fire.
[size=9]wins[/size]
I have six toes.
I have 20, if you count my fingers.
I have 21 if you count my
Why is it so hard to win?
Bluhman *to the tune of ride of the valkyries*: Kill the lucas, kill the lucas, kill the lucas!!
Lucas Irineu: Kill the lucas?
Kill the Bluhman, kill the Bluhman, kill the Bluhman.
With a spear and magic :viking: ?
do you have mudkip?
Much better. :P
*EDIT: Sorry, Gemmy. Forgot to refresh before I deleted the post. Feel free to delete and post again.*
*EDIT NUMBAR THREE: I just realised i reached 900 reals. o.O*
I'm on Charas, therefore, I must hate life.
Blarg.
Meiscool? Winning? Never heard of it.
Cool.
Oh Hai Meiscool.
By the way, you recieved 342 bills, 69485768 junk mail, 2 publisher's clearing houses, a copy of Penny Power, and a letter from your mother explaining where exactly she went wrong when raising you.
What will you do now?
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Same thing he does every night pinky. Try to take over the world.
In a dress.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Same thing he does every night pinky. Try to take over the world.
In a dress.
Doom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba Doom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba The pinky and the brain, Yes, pinky and the brain, One is a genius, The other's insane! They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain BRAN.... Brian.... Brain.
I'm dinky
this is a throwdown... a showdown... hellz no i cant slow down
Ling-ling can't touch this.
:cow: Got milk? :cow:
_pumpkin_ IS OVER.
Now the feast upon the innocent will BEGIN!!!
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
OKAI ED IM GAI 4 U I WULL AASSUME ANEE POSITION
Dogs ate my skin.
Dammit. It won't be so easy to trick us next time, Ed!
grr
i hate bush and howard
Bah.
Hummuh
NO WIN FOR YOU.
And yay, this post won.
curseeesesees
Shit.
Feces.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks NO WIN FOR YOU.
And yay, this post won.
Scrubs?
Never... Give... Up... *dies*
Originally posted by lilsniffs3
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks NO WIN FOR YOU.
And yay, this post won.
Scrubs? [/B] You have disgusted me more than humanly possible.
Not that Scrubs is a bad show (one of the best shows ever) but seriously, that's like attributing the Russian Reversal to Family Guy instead of Yakov Smirnoff. Which someone HAS done on Charas before. And I let them have it, too.
Originally posted by lilsniffs3 Scrubs?
Seinfeld.
I refuse to not post and therefore not have a chance of winning simply because I have nothing of import to say about Seinfeld. I know your game and I won't fall for it.
Wouldn't it be neat if there was a balloon smiley on charas? I'd use three of them under this post to emphasise the light hearted nature of the text it contains.
*breaks chain*
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks *breaks chain*
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks *breaks chain* [/B]
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
Originally posted by lilsniffs3 Scrubs?
Seinfeld.[/B]
They had a reference to the soup nazi who says "No soup for you."
Argh, you are winnar.
*post*
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks *breaks chain* [/B] [/B]
This victory strengthens the soul of Maxi.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed This victory strengthens the soul of Maxi.
(DNC)
Maxi sucks. Stupid elvis nunchuck man.
mmyep
(J)
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed This victory strengthens the soul of Maxi.
(DNC)
Maxi sucks. Stupid elvis nunchuck man.[/B]
This from the guy with a purple-haired avatar. Purple hair is so five minutes ago! Mustard color schemes are in!
(IDC if DNC)
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks *breaks chain* [/B] [/B] [/B]
:sweet:
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 4,000$, everyone laughs.
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 4,000$, everyone laughs.[/B]
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs.[/B] [/B]
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs. Hahaha they say.[/B] [/B] [/B]
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs. Hahaha they say.[/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Traditioooooooooon!
:Plight: :viking: :Plight:
Whoever posts last WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS.
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs. Hahaha they say.[/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Traditioooooooooon![/B]
THE PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Dammit.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Dammit.
L'chaim!
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs. Hahaha they say.[/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Traditioooooooooon![/B]
THE PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/B]
RAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZIIII???
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs. Hahaha they say.[/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Traditioooooooooon![/B]
THE PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/B]
RAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZIIII???[/B]
*dnc*
Ho ho ho.
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the rabbi sues me for telling a prejudiced joke. I lose 5,000$, everyone laughs. Hahaha they say.[/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Traditioooooooooon![/B]
THE PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/B]
RAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZIIII???[/B]
*dnc*[/B]
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Yeeeehaw [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, I get shot.[/B] [/B] [/B] [/B]
Traditioooooooooon![/B]
THE PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/B]
RAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZIIII???[/B]
*dnc*[/B] [/B]
Quote Me!
Originally posted by Meiscool Quote Me!
Alllright. Only because you asked.
quotes are for jerks
Sounds like someone has never been quoted.
DNC
Originally posted by gemini quotes are for jerks There.
no u
"OBJECTION! Mah boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for."
It's always the same at every Christmas When love comes alive around the world We open up our hearts when love is in the air It seems such a shame to me It's a season that comes only once a year
So let's make a Christmas wish together Let's hope the best of dreams come true Let's make the spirit last forever This is my Christmas wish for you
If I could give any gift I wanted A present to every boy and girl I'd make it a miracle that came from God above A picture of peace on earth Where each person is judged by the power of love
So let's make a Christmas wish together Let's hope the best of dreams come true Let's make the spirit last forever This is my Christmas wish for you
So let's make a Christmas wish together Let's hope the best of dreams come true Let's make the spirit last forever This is my Christmas wish for you
It seems such a shame to me It's a season that comes only once a year
So let's make a Christmas wish together Let's hope the best of dreams come true Let's make the spirit last forever This is my Christmas wish for you
:cow:
:Plight:
We're off!
( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
Heh heh heh...
Trouble is, I only remember this when it's on the main page.
FRUMA SAAAARAH!!!!
TURDS
FLUFFY!
Originally posted by Darrellito ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
Heh heh heh...
Asses, or nipple-less boobs?
Originally posted by Darrellito (. Y. ) ( .Y .) ( .Y .)
Heh heh heh...
FIXED.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
Originally posted by Darrellito ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
Heh heh heh...
Asses, or nipple-less boobs?[/B]
Can't they be both?
DNC
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Darrellito (. Y. ) ( .Y .) ( .Y .) -) . (---) . (--) . (
Heh heh heh...
FIXED.[/B] FIXED SOME MORE
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Originally posted by Darrellito (Y(Y(Y(Y(Y(Y(Y(Y(YY(Y(Y(YYYYYY
Heh heh heh...
FIXED.[/B] FIXED SOME MORE[/B] RUINED!
turdez
By a round of applause, how's everyone feeling?
Edit: Damn, didn't look at the time. DNC
:jest:
Hum. The sai smiley would be perfect in this post.
Ok, lets do some role playing.
You be me, and I'll be a dirty little school girl :D
Originally posted by Darrellito Ok, lets do some role playing.
You be me, and I'll be a dirty little school girl :D
Okay.
"Sorry, little school girl, Darellito doesn't bend that way."
porkchop sammiches
EDIT: Hey, darellitio..... Read the fricken frappin 24 hour rule. Frickkafrappasnap

Shake it, baby.
I did read the rule. The post I screwed up in I put DNC = Does not count.
Edit: Ah, I see where I screwed up. My bad.
DNC
BOMBS? BOMBS? BOMBS? BOMBS?
I'm not sure, but I think it's safe for me to post now.
*posts*
All the DNCs confused me _sweat_
I'm posting for the sake of Beating Darrelito _veryangry_
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks BOMBS? BOMBS? BOMBS? BOMBS?
So long as I have enough rubies.
And as long as I have my perfect DIAMOND!!!
pokes in nose you're too soft etc get's beaten by mice
:Plight:
RICHER!
YOU WON!
Or else you will DIE.
yay painful surgical procedures
FEEL THE FIRE OF WAR!
Gemini -ball = .......?
its wierd. didnt go as i thought it would. they left me with the ball. but its like....a dead nut. i am deadnut. hurts like hell though
(DNC)
That sounds like a pirate name.
"Yarr, what be ye landlubbers doin' on Deadnut's ship?"
Can't... Think... Straight...
...No! I'M THINKING GAY!!!
Oooh, so close.
:corn: :domosai:
GIMME SOME POPCORN YOU BASTARD!
:frag: :guns: :para: .......................... :domosai: ---------------------^----------------- |......ITS NO USE MEN.................| |.......OUR GUNS HAVE................| : |........NO EFFECT ON THIS .........| |.........PITIFUL BEAST!!1!............| |---------------------------------------|
WE CAN ALL MAEK SAI AKSHUN SEENS NAU
:jumpin: :domosai: :viking: :viking: :viking:
MWAHAHAHAHA MY VIKING ARMY IS 100% DRAMA AND ACTION -Sai
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Because I'm the first person in a while to not use the new smiley.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Because I've never even used (approved of) it.
Originally posted by lucas_irineu :guns: :frag: :para: :cow: ... :domosai: The cow is dead...
MM WHAT'CHA SAAAAAAY MM WHAT'CHA SAAAA-MM WHAT'CHA SAAA-MM WHAT'CHA SAAAAAAAA-MM WHAT'CHA SAAA-MM WHAT'CHA SAAAA-MM WHAT'CHA SAAAAAAAYYY, OH, THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WEEEL, WELL OF COURSE YOU DID MMMM WHAT-MM WHAT'CHA SAAAA...
http://www.charas-project.net/
Your eyes will bleeeeeed... (http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/fat%20guy.jpg)
:domosai:
Has he lost his mind?! Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all? Or, if he moves, will he fall?
Ive lost a sai master splinter"
"Then it is gone my son"
"No, I can get it back!"
:domosai: :domosai: :domosai:
* looks at Bluhman's sig*
What the hell? How long have all those characters been there? *Rushes off to thread*
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 * looks at Bluhman's sig*
What the hell? How long have all those characters been there? *Rushes off to thread*
Actually, two of those guys are not in the game yet. Sorry. If your interested though, they're aliases are Redemption and Diamondgard.
(DNC)
:sweet:
*In mice of men retard voice* Can I pet the rabbits George?
Originally posted by Darrellito *In mice of men retard voice* Can I pet the rabbits George?
*In George's voice* Of course... Think of the rabbits Lennie. *Raises gun to own head*
:cow:
every time i see your sig i feel like that man is milking invisible teats
*tears hole in space time continuum so that everyone has weasel balls for faces*
WHAAARRRG-*SLAM*
Next time Gadget... next time...
That's right! Next time, on Dragon Ball Z!!...
heh heh
*posspam*
:( :o :eyes: :domosai:
Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Sai'kar man lives again!!
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
SHUT UP!
Oh I'm sorry, but were you just about to win?
Damn.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

Originally posted by Darrellito
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
 [/B] GREEN NO WAIT RED NO WAIT GO
Booty shakin'
:blue-eye: ...
Wait... BLUE eye?
:corn:
'Tis the Isometric game battle of the century.
pewpz
:corn:
Stay off the popcorn, man. It'll enlargen you.
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Stay off the popcorn, man. It'll enlargen you.
*In winy English Naruto Dub voice* Believe It!
:corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:
:corn: (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=3565670&page=1)
Link in a smiley, beat that.
Okay.
Welp, guess it's time to put on a temporary signature.
________________________


Actually, in my high school days when I used to be ambassador to France, I looked like this:
 Doot da doot doot doo doooo, feel good! Doot da doot doot doo doooo, feel good!
In it's entirety, that sig is actually crazy to the extreeeeme. Possibly more so.
Pages adages!
i win :D
You just lost, foo.
i win again!!! :D :p
(DNC)
No, you can't post twice in 24 hours, foo.
(DNC)
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed :corn: (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=3565670&page=1)
Link in a smiley, beat that.
http://charas-proje:corn:ct.net (http://charas-project.net) Smiley in a link.
Hey, look, a quote in a quote.
i win beat THAT!
I like my avatar.
Originally posted by Bluhman
Hey, look, a quote in a quote.[/B]
Post within a post, (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/FFLATEBLUHMAN.gif) beat that.
:mrT:
:mrT:
:mrT: :dry:
:guns: :mrT:
Bullets cannot harm him.
-Girl compares self to Death -Death retorts to Girl -Death marks Girl -Girl lives with Death -Girl becomes next Death.
God, I wish I could make an RMV of this. I love the idea.
I'm sorry, were you busy killing Mr. T?
Death is a lie. People are been selected and harvested for energy farming on the moon. Everything is a conspiracy! Copy and paste this everywhere forever or your true love will explode!
:x :domosai:
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Death is a lie. People are been selected and harvested for energy farming on the moon. Everything is a conspiracy! Copy and paste this everywhere forever or your true love will explode!
...and die?
(DNC)
>.>
Explode to the moon. Duh.
(DNC)
He's marinating in his own Ragu!
(DNC)
Bah.
 'Retrieve the red pages. Do not regard the blue ones, or else Achenar will kill us all.'
 'Please! Free me with the blue pages! And please, oh please, don't get the red ones! You cannot trust Sirius!'
 'Get the red and blue pages, and put them into this purple book. 'Kay? Those other two books are bogus traps.'
Originally posted by Bluhman Where there's heffalumps, they pinch back, Piglet!
Originally posted by Emerates Pages adages!
(J)
Originally posted by Bluhman
 'Retrieve the red pages. Do not regard the blue ones, or else Achenar will kill us all.'
 'Please! Free me with the blue pages! And please, oh please, don't get the red ones! You cannot trust Sirius!'
 'Get the red and blue pages, and put them into this purple book. 'Kay? Those other two books are bogus traps.'
Kay.
Here's a picture of me blowing up a toilet:
pwn
E R R O R
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(J)
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Son of a ***.
:smoke:
As previously stated...
Originally posted by Emerates
Originally posted by Emerates Pages adages! [/B]
Emerates, you ***.
Yes, Emerates is three asterisks.
Do you have any Jordan Dennis in a can?
Well, you better let him out!
No, I do not have any Jordan Dennis in a can. Therefore, your joke fails.
Yes, this bored.
When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house.
FOR SPARTA!
Hot cold sodas, and Cold hot popcorn.
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
I don't know when I'll be un-lazy enough to change my outdated Christmas avatar.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks No, I do not have any Jordan Dennis in a can. Therefore, your joke fails.
You're a horrible person.
So was the grinch. But then he learnt the meaning of christmas.
no u
i win!
Jax wins
firefox wins :firefox: (does not count)
Sailfish fins. :firefox:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
*the word COMBO appears in the middle of the screen in bold red letters and then shatters*
spongebob wins :domosai: (does not count)
Wario wins.
I would like to remind everybody not to post more than once within 24 hours.
And when I say everybody, I mean ThexXtremeXx.
Me> *spamlas*
DERF!
Derf yourself, fool.
Who is this muscular sexy dangerous xXtremeXx you speak of? :=)
Your mom.
:dry:
oh shut it Santa _veryangry_
Sorry, dear. You're not winning this time.
Please,Yokida-sama will always win.
(DNC)
My post. Hope nobody post within the 24 hours!
beeeeeew
Spoot.
Mask of Truth! Mask of Truth! I see no lies!!!
This statue's one-eyed gaze pierces into your mind...
It pierces into... Your mind.
YOUR MIIIIIIIIND!!!!
:x <-Mind is Pierced.
youre trying to hard.
Originally posted by gemini You're trying too hard.
You're not trying hard enough, and yet it's still good enough for a win. Congrats.
.toopS
Well, I'M trying to soft.
Bowser with a mullet FTW!
Business in the front, party in the back.
:frag:
Quest 204: Scrap goes Berserk! [Platinum] Difficulty: Depends on character Miko - Hard, Nemi - Normal, Georg - Suicidal (but you recieve the Necrite Helmet as a reward.)
Lug Nut is under possession once more, but Scrap is tougher than last time. He is now immune to every single attack. Instead, you must attack Lug Nut's corpse at the end of his tail (Dragon and Centipede form) or main spike (human form). He will cycle between his three forms randomly, each having its own moveset and weaknesses.
Dragon form- nothing impressive, just a basic metallic dragon, ...with a corpse on the end of its tail. In this form, he can blast metallic shards, rain fire, and scan for invisible lifeforms (making Georg very vulnerable). Run around until his prepares to rain swords (not knives, metal plates, or strapnel, those attacks are too quick to perform the next step). [Miko] Then run around and hit Lug Nut's corpse with a Blazing Skyrocket, if you learned it at the guild, or any other sky-based fire attack. [Nemi] or rapidly fire arrows at Lug Nut's corpse, Scrap will cease the attack, while he does, fire a homing missile at the corpse. He should lose about 84HP for Miko or 114HP for Nemi.
Centipede form- Nemi is useless here, as instead of creating holes in him, he will actually block the arrows. Just run around until he changes again if you chose her. For Miko, use the basic attack on the centipede head until both of his crystal eyes break, then run around and hit the corpse fast and hard. Considering a decent hit combo, he should lose about 102HP for Miko. Sometimes, you may be lucky and the centipede transform raises Lug Nut in the air, in which case, Nemi can fire rapidly or home for some quick damage.
Human form- Scrap will come straight for you, block the attack with your arm or a counter. If Miko, rapidly hit him with the basic attack. If Nemi, you can deal massive damage by casting Multi Arrow Dome just as he is countered and stunned. You can get a nice 20-30x combo with that. He will fight as a normal combat-type, using weapons he spawns. Just fight like you would against a combat-type (targeting the corpse, not Scrap). Just keep in mind, he can cast Dome Formation like Dirk can, so keep at a decent distance.
Scorpion Form- You've gotten his health down to 0, but he's not done yet, you chase him down the side of the pillar, you can't hit him while running, so just avoid his metal shards.
Quicksilver form- At the bottom of the pillar, prepare for the real fight. His health will regain to 800 this time, but no more transformations to worry about. He is now very weak and can now be hurt by your attacks. Just like the human form, fight like you would against a combat type (they're a small cliff for Nemi to range from by the pillar, but he can hit you from up there, so don't rely on it), only fight a little more defensively, as he is a sludge type now and can grab without fail and do massive damage.
Originally posted by Bluhman Emerates, you ***.
My quota is just FINE!!!
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed Quest 204: Scrap goes Berserk! [Platinum] Difficulty: Depends on character Miko - Hard, Nemi - Normal, Georg - Suicidal (but you recieve the Necrite Helmet as a reward.)
Lug Nut is under possession once more, but Scrap is tougher than last time. He is now immune to every single attack. Instead, you must attack Lug Nut's corpse at the end of his tail (Dragon and Centipede form) or main spike (human form). He will cycle between his three forms randomly, each having its own moveset and weaknesses.
Dragon form- Lug lug lug lug science
Centipede form- Nemi is useless here, as instead of creating holes in him, he will actually block the arrows. Just run around until he changes again if you chose her. For Miko, use the basic attack on the centipede head until both of his crystal eyes break, then run around and hit the corpse fast and hard. Considering a decent hit combo, he should lose about 102HP for Miko. Sometimes, you may be lucky and the centipede transform raises Lug Nut in the air, in which case, Nemi can fire rapidly or home for some quick damage.
Human form- Scrap will come straight for you, block the attack with your arm or a counter. If Miko, rapidly hit him with the basic attack. If Nemi, you can deal massive damage by casting Multi Arrow Dome just as he is countered and stunned. You can get a nice 20-30x combo with that. He will fight as a normal combat-type, using weapons he spawns. Just fight like you would against a combat-type (targeting the corpse, not Scrap). Just keep in mind, he can cast Dome Formation like Dirk can, so keep at a decent distance.
Scorpion Form- You've gotten his health down to 0, but he's not done yet, you chase him down the side of the pillar, you can't hit him while running, so just avoid his metal shards.
Quicksilver form- At the bottom of the pillar, prepare for the real fight. His health will regain to 800 this time, but no more transformations to worry about. He is now very weak and can now be hurt by your attacks. Just like the human form, fight like you would against a combat type (they're a small cliff for Nemi to range from by the pillar, but he can hit you from up there, so don't rely on it), only fight a little more defensively, as he is a sludge type now and can grab without fail and do massive damage.
:para:
:jest:
$#(%*$ERLFJD(R&$(#%RO Not working.
sweet. only 100 more wins to go, and im the king
But king of what?
yokida sama wins...again :frag:
But then you lost.
BWOING! YEE-HA!

It's a trap!
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

It's a trap![/B] Neeeeow!!! *Star wars music*
yokida-sama Never loses....EVER
That is... so, so creepy.
We demand to know who that army is outside! (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=4128525)
There's a giant Jesus on top of a hill!
... In Brazil.
BUT WAIT!! MOSES IS KNOCKING JESUS DOWN!!!! MOSES IS ROLLING JESUS UP IN A BRIDGE AND THROWING HIM OFF A CARPET!!!!!!
Originally posted by dudewheresmymount OFF A CARPET!!!!!!
Is that supposed to hurt?
Once you've been rolled up in a bridge, you're likely already dead.
Ooga booga.
Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, It gets hotter than a HOOCHIE COOCHIE?!?!?!?
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks Here's how to play. When this topic goes 24 hours without any posts, whoever made the last post wins! And no posting twice within 24 hours either. However, if you DO post more than once within 24 hours, put something at the bottom of your extra post(s) saying that that post doesn't count. It makes it easier for me to check who won. But please don't post twice unless it's in response to someone else or something like that. No spam. If this topic goes 48 hours with no posts, then that counts as two wins.
-=WINNERS=-
01: Dragonium 02: Scarface Larry 03: FFL2and3rocks 04: blaze_shinigami 05: Dragonium 06: FFL2and3rocks 07: Tomi 08: Grandy 09: Grandy 10: Grandy 11: Snake Eater 12: Dragonium 13: Grandy 14: garyrobinson1990 15: garyrobinson1990 16: coasterkrazy 17: Drace 18: Snake Eater 19: coasterkrazy 20: Grandy 21: Grandy 22: darkrune 23: FFL2and3rocks 24: X_marks_the_ed 25: theillusivefish 26: LynX 27: Me5kuTis 28: wildguy3922 29: Kinslayer 30: LynX 31: LynX 32: LynX 33: Chaotic_Death 34: Razor 35: Razor 36: FFL2and3rocks 37: Razor 38: Razor 39: Razor 40: Grandy 41: Razor 42: Ahriman 43: Ekoi 44: blaze_shinigami 45: VulcanRaven336 46: Moosetroop11 47: Linkizcool 48: Razor 49: neb87 50: FFL2and3rocks 51: X_marks_the_ed 52: Grandy 53: Meiscool 54: shadus 55: Cerebus 56: X_marks_the_ed 57: Meiscool 58: Razor 59: Meiscool 60: neb87 61. X_marks_the_ed 62. Meiscool 63: Bill3000 64: Bluhman 65: X_marks_the_ed 66: FFL2and3rocks 67: Emerates 68: Bluhman 69: Bluhman 70: Meiscool 71: Bluhman 72: Bluhman 73: Cerebus 74: Cerebus 75: X_marks_the_ed 76: Meiscool 77: Cerebus 78: Cerebus 79: gemini 80: FFL2and3rocks 81: Darrellito 82: Meiscool 83: Emerates 84: FFL2and3rocks 85: Grandy 86: Emerates 87: Emerates 88: Bluhman 89: FFL2and3rocks 90: Rowan 91: X_marks_the_ed 92: Bluhman 93: FFL2and3rocks 94: FFL2and3rocks 95: Meiscool 96: Meiscool 97: FFL2and3rocks 98: gemini 99: Bluhman 100: elementalhero76 101: X_marks_the_ed 102: FFL2and3rocks 103: Moosetroop11 104: FFL2and3rocks 105: Bluhman 106: Razor 107: FFL2and3rocks 108: FFL2and3rocks 109: FFL2and3rocks 110: Razor 111: Bluhman 112: Bluhman 113: FFL2and3rocks 114: Bluhman 115: Bluhman 116: FFL2and3rocks 117: Roland_Deschain 118: Moosetroop11 119: FFL2and3rocks 120: FFL2and3rocks 121: FFL2and3rocks 122: FFL2and3rocks 123: FFL2and3rocks 124: Bluhman 125: Bluhman 126: FFL2and3rocks 127: FFL2and3rocks 128: Rowan 129: Bluhman 130: Bluhman 131: FFL2and3rocks 132: FFL2and3rocks 133: FFL2and3rocks 134: FFL2and3rocks 135: FFL2and3rocks 136: FFL2and3rocks 137: Bluhman 138: Bluhman 139: Meiscool 140: X_marks_the_ed 141: Yhtomitsu 142: FFL2and3rocks 143: lilsniffs3 144: Bluhman 145: Bluhman 146: FFL2and3rocks 147: FFL2and3rocks 148: Bluhman 149: Bluhman 150: X_marks_the_ed 151: Bluhman 152: Bluhman 153: Emerates 154: DarkArcher 155: Bluhman 156: gemini
-=IN ORDER FROM MOST WINS TO LEAST=-
35 - FFL2and3rocks 26 - Bluhman 10 - Razor ___Meiscool ___X_marks_the_ed 9 - Grandy 5 - Cerebus ___Emerates 4 - LynX 3 - Dragonium ___Moosetroop11 ___gemini 2 - Snake Eater ___garyrobinson1990 ___coasterkrazy ___blaze_shinigami ___neb87 ___Rowan 1 - darkrune ___Drace ___Tomi ___Scarface Larry ___theillusivefish ___Me5kuTis ___wildguy3922 ___Kinslayer ___Chaotic_Death ___Ahriman ___Ekoi ___VulcanRaven336 ___Linkizcool ___shadus ___Bill3000 ___Darrellito ___elementalhero76 ___Roland_Deschain ___Yhtomitsu ___lilsniffs3 ___DarkArcher
Blame the Power Stone Series for this one:
BWAHAHAHARRR
Aye ween agayne
BLAST
Just how many posts have there been here? It looks to be something around OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
By the way folks, since Charas will be down for a few days or a week pretty soon, I'm not going to count wins then. That'd be unfair and stuff.
(DNC)
Uh oh.
Ah, good. I was gonna ask about that.
Yokida-sama thinks that sucks as much as suck.
Dammit, i was gonna take advantage of that
L'caim, to life!
Gentlemen... This is how URL Links shall work... IN THE FUTURE! (http://www.wyrdysm.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=2)
[SPOILER]Aeris dies.[/SPOILER]
i like pie
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Well, that was quicker than I expected ^^
:blush: :blush: :blush:
When the lazer blinks twice, throw the rock at the window. It should not shatter. Do a back-kick on the statue behind you and you will have successfully learned the Tango.
And there I thought I had to earn 120 AP whilst having the 'dancing shoes of merriment' equipped...
OH THE WASTED HOUUUURS!!!!!!11*Does a pirouette* Hey.
:Plight: :Plight:
I LUVE PURPLE AND PIE WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE I LUVE ****
L O V E
Listen Either Today or Tonight Eternal Ram **** !awls and rules! :Plight: :D
Don't be a hero!
"Would you do this to your friend and neighbor [STRIKE]PRINCESS ZELDA[/STRIKE] FRUMA SARAH?"
"He swore that Africa would never allow me to die."
Hmm... Needs LESS salt.
k
g
Korean gas?
:*: :*: :*:
BLARG! I write!
"How ridiculous! You look like you've been recruited into the army." "Foxy, stay out of this. Don't you have another girl to rape?" "Funny, funny, Georg. Jealous? After all, you are a carrier of SEDU blood? The blood your sister managed to control." "Control? I don't need an army of women to fight for me." Foxy wags his finger at Georg and rise away from the tree stump. "Better than your army of three children. Speaking of which, I'm sending my daughter to the same guild, so tell your little sacks of testosterone theyre in for quite a ride." "Hmm, I never imagined you being a fatherly type." "Start thinking outside the box, because when I crack the DNA of the SEDUs, your sister will be mine, regardless of blood, I'll then command her to use her power to bring the entire world, male and female under my control..." Georg and the three kids are gone. Foxy whispers the rest. "...for what it did to Gloria."
BLARG! I write!
grr
yeah, grr.
And remember, grr spelled backward is rrg.
qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm
YAS!! Third place!!
YAS!! First place!!
So there.
YAS!! Second place!!
YOS!! Erm, 8th place!!
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 YOS!! Erm, 8th place!!
You, sir, are no.
It is spelled YAS, and pronounced "yeah-sssss", even if you are merely creating your own form of YES, it is still not very polite to do so.
-Sir Arthur Johnson, Mrs.
You, sir, are no.
It is spelled YAS, and pronounced "yeah-sssss", even if you are merely creating your own form of YES, it is still not very polite to do so.
-Sir Arthur Johnson, Mrs.[/B]
Brilliant.
I'm over here.
This is, perhaps, a winning post.
BLEAARGh
/
WERD
This still here? Wait... why am I still here?
Now Link, fill up your hearts, so you can shoot your sword with power!
And when you're feeling all down, the faerie will come around so you'll be brave, and not a sissy coward!
Blarg!
STONESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?
Too early to win... (doesn't count)
beeeeeew
Oh I'm sorry, but were you just about to win?
Oh! Snipe!
Ran Ran RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Bonk User
I'm up here.
yeah right.
:Plight:
Wheee.
*bass solo*
This is america, pal!
AMERICA YOU SEXY MOTHER****ER
Falcon...
wow 288 pages... :o
Uhm... so long since my last attempt at this game...
And you already lost. BWAHAAHAHA.
it actually slowed down for a bit?
...PUNCH!!!!
(Previously continued from Bluhman's post.)
lol dongs
*Warlock punches*
*Spikes the punch*
Dangit, I was supposed to say PUNCH.
No, no, no. It's not Falcon Punch.
It's Falcon PAWNCH.
Get it right, you grammar-inept Neanderthals.
*The Divine Trinity - The Fist - The Knee - The Holy Nipples*
Falcomn...............
PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ridonkulously large explotation.)
*punches the spike*
Ow.
your mother has a pawnch
There is no time! Princess Zelda is enough!
whoever posts again is ghey.
You're in a forest with Heather Lockley. And you're very... warm.

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 IT'S...
IT'S... Just me, guys. :domosai:
You idiots! You let him win!
I aughta slice all ya, ya barnacles!
Oh my god, who touched Sasha...
WHO GLUED POKEMON CARDS TO MY GUN?!
SO I SAYS "MEANER......NOT WIENER" lolololol!!1oneoneone1!!!!!!
SO I SAYS "MEANER......NOT WIENER" lolololol!!1oneoneone1!!!!!!
EGADS! You said it twice?
I guess It'll help me remember. "A part of us all!!!"
:o
*Skateboards into cement*
*Cements X_Marks_The_Ed to a Skateboard*
*skateboards with Bluhman* And by that I mean by using Bluhman as a skateboard.
*Bluhman's with skateboard*
Everyone says it's unnatural but I reckon they might make it work.
mmmyep
moosiepoopies
I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA! I'M GONNA BUTTHEAD YA! OOPS! I MEAN - HEADBUTT YA!
Beans.
:dry: :Plight:
Seems to be reluctant to admit something rocks.
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kjhubbjgvjhbjyhgkjnkjbhgytrewjlofcmydndjklj nf6ybnjbuftr5uni
Write a reply, dammit!
palqksowjdiehfuryg
dont tell me how to live my life ed. You dont controll me anymore.
The birds are singing! Isn't it beautiful?
There were no birds singing, and the pants were dead.
There was... 0.7% less pant.
Damage reduced due to emergency pants deployed directly before, after and during the emergency.
Emergen, see?
Ester-c.
Exta sea!
>:c(3
It's an angry, snub-nosed jerk with a buttchin.
no its just moosepoopies
You almost won. Almost.
almost
Dammmmmmn.
Zelda supports cannibalism.
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
PEIN
mmyep
C.Falcon: No, on second thought, DON'T show me your moves.
[SPOILER]Shh![/SPOILER]
pewp
Noo.
cur sez
moosepoopies... so we meet again
nope
Extradition.
What the hell? o_0
That's what they'd look like if the pokemon world had real gyms.
:para: _ghost_
ZOMBIE GOASTS, LEAVE THIS PLACE!!
that was awesome.
ZOMBY GOATSE LEAVE THIS PLACE
Vegetables.
What the hell is a goast? Is it similar to a ghost?
i have nothing
nothing have i
have i nothing
nothing, I have
I, Nothing, Have.
Into High, Nave!
fart
f art
far t
Ed, that Pokeman picture is the shizznitite, which is a ****-based by-product.
pew pe pew pew
blubla
Derf.
I must confess, I have been neglecting my duty of winning constantly. :(
Keep neglecting.
At least I don't have to worry about Razor sharing a position with me. :P
I seem to have returned to my old duties of constantly not winning after a brief lapse in concentration.
Meow.
Chemically Hand-melted Artifically Reincinerated Angus Steak
Charas Has Always Ruined A Sandwich
And go play my word association game, it's been a long time since someone has posted there. It's kinda almost close to having OVER NINE THOUSAND posts. NOW.
Can Harry Assault Ron After Supper?
Cobblestone Hotties Always Reluctantly Asking for Stuff
Chris Hates All Retarted Amputated Suckers
Crimany Has Anyone Remembered Amanda Bynes's Superior acting stint in 'All That'?
Practically the last post before I have to go awaaaaaaay!!
Ads? What ads? I don't see any ads.
lol Adblock
Need more broken link, Lucy? :P
I WIN
NOT SO FAST!!!
Block party!
Wayn!
Stupid dog! Can't do nothin' right. OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
I won! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
DA THINGS I DO FOR LOVE... OWCH!
You're a pirate.
NOEP
Mom! More Hot Pockets!
It's not my fault that you died. I told you to take the health potion, but NO! You wanted to conserve them for the final boss!
Wait...
wut?
Hurrah
OOGIDEE BOOGIDEE!
No.
Emeraaates, Emeraaates.
Doo doo do doo
When there's a crime
Emeraaates
Gets there just in time
his thread has been declared efunct
I have a lolli pop, just for the two of us, just for the two of us, just for the two of us...
ooooh i have a lolli pop just for the two of us, just for the two of us, just for the two of us...
ooohh----I'll stop now. you get the point!
RED RED BROWN BROWN GREEN GREEN WHITE WHITE BLUE!
PINK PURPLE VIOLET INDIGO NAVY SEAL CORK SCREW HIPPIE POTATO LIGHT SWITCH ONION FLAVOURED CHEERIOS!
I EAT BABIES!
(doesn't count)
Bluhman wins. Damn you.
DUE TIME WILL TELL. BUT DO YOU HAVE TO POSITION THE CAMERA TO LOOK UP YOUR NASAL CAVITIES? IT'S VERY UNFLATTERING, AND GIVES THE IMPRESSION OF YOU TALKING DOWN TO US LIKE A FATHER SCOLDING HIS CHILD. IN FACT, FROM THIS VIEW, YOU LOOK LIKE THE ANTICHRIST.
no u
You have bastardised this republic; you have bastardised all we once stood for. You have jeopardised our position, and now we are open to enemy fire. You utter haooen.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[SPOILER]Unless it's a farm. ;) [/SPOILER]
(unless its a farm)
FARM
My sig is CHARGIN HER LAZOR!!
BAWWWWW
:domosai:
'Sai-kar want HAMBURGERRR!!!'
Anyways...
How are you?
I'm fine thanks. Feeling a little useless at the moment but slightly too lazy to do any form of schoolwork.
try sucking on 9 volt batteries
Bawww
_sweat_
So I heard you lake Madcapes.
dog liveevil god
racecar mash ham mah hsam racecar
i think i totally got another win on that last post.
Give satan a push.
Close, but no cigar.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPIN OUT TO SEA LAD! ARRR!!
pew pe pew pew
I can't shake 'em!!!
blup blup blup
Flurbledy-gurble.
Use the lorce puke.
In my experience there's no such sing as puck.
Loser
loser
Hey look, puck!
BTW, did my banner make into the oscillation cycle? That'd be quite the statement. You just log on and BAM!!! Charas. F@#$ Yeah slathered all over the top of the page like a radical political party's slogan. I mean, seriously, people would just freak out and be like, 'WTF' and 'FROTFFLMFAOWTFWhy?'. And then they'd say, 'Hey look, puck!'.
Snap, Crackle, Mitch, and Pop.
This is where I go to cry.
zomg. one more page and we break 300
Can I kill extreme now?
*DNC*
I win?
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Thou wilst not winneth.
POST
*DNC* :P
You've been loopholed, bishes!
300 pages....
...
...
...!
Hey! am i winning?
If someone is using two accounts to break the 24-hour rule, I'd appreciate it if they'd stop.
(DNC)
Ho ho ho! April fools!
:Plight: :D :Plight: I have two left hands!
O, why didn't I listen to my dear mother and destroy him while I could?!
Because he was I, and I had councilled you through three harsh winters at the helm of your kingdom! To strike at me would be as to strike your father! look at me. I know now that you have not heart enough.
Blargh
I am going to see Iron Maiden in june
PORST.
Originally posted by Emerates PORST.
It's now or never, come hold me tight Kiss me my darling, be mine tonight Tomorrow will be too late, it's now or never My love won't wait.
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Emerates PORST.
It's now or never, come hold me tight Kiss me my darling, be mine tonight Tomorrow will be too late, it's now or never My love won't wait.[/B] wake from your dreams the drying of your tears today we escape we escape
le post
We're leaving here tonight There's no need to tell anyone They'd only hold us down So by the morning light We'll be halfway to anywhere Where love is more than just your name
:bee_wtf:
:x
pew pew pew pew pew
::)
Anyone who knows where my new avatar is from gets a cookie.
Killer Instinct?
I want a cookie but don't have the knowledge to earn it! Woe!
Castlevania 64? :O
9 seconds.
All wrong!
COLLISION INSURANCE
Noep
Sun Tsu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about bakeries than you do pal, because he invented them.
I thought it was spelled Sun Tzu.
Zip zop zoopity bop!
Originally posted by Bluhman
Originally posted by Emerates PORST.
It's now or never, come hold me tight Kiss me my darling, be mine tonight Tomorrow will be too late, it's now or never My love won't wait.[/B]
Sorry to disappoint, Bluhman, but I sincerely hope your love can wait.
"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, you betta watch ya friends" "When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it never ends" "Every wants her, they wanna touch her, then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone"
Except that rap sucks.
I so agree with you! It's sad to see that it's the... 'music' mostly everyone listen to.
:bend:
Originally posted by Cerebus I so agree with you! It's sad to see that it's the... 'music' mostly everyone listen to. How can you put music in inverted commas like that? If people listen to it and enjoy it, it's music. You can't be expected to like, or understand the appeal of, every genre.
Say I if you want me to post more Dr. Hook Lyrics :P
Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen
Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht die Augenlider zu erpressen ich singe bis der Tag erwacht ein heller Schein am Firmament Mein Herz brennt
Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht Dämonen Geister schwarze Feen sie kriechen aus dem Kellerschacht und werden unter euer Bettzeug sehen
Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht ein heller Schein am Firmament Mein Herz brennt
Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht und stehlen eure kleinen heißen Tränen sie warten bis der Mond erwacht und drücken sie in meine kalten Venen
Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen ich singe bis der Tag erwacht ein heller Schein am Firmament Mein Herz brennt
Rammstein = win.
I like the song 'Du Hast' by that band.
I hate Ramstein. Srsly. Not metal at all. Mor like gay bondage theme music
Snoo PINGAS usual, I see?!
Not me. I didn't hear nut'n about Von Schlemmer's Dreamamajig. :bee_wtf:
Here I go, down the slope!
here i go again on my own...
going down the only road Ive ever known....
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
But I made up my mind
I aint wastin' no mo time
here I go Again...
here I go agAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
(insert solo)
Mama mia here I go again my my, how can I resist you?
Mama mia does it show again my my, just how much I've missed you?
Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Mama mia here I go again my my, how can I resist you?
Mama mia does it show again my my, just how much I've missed you?
I HaaaaAAAAaaAAAAAve a DrEEEEeeeEEEeeeaaam...
A FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAntasssyyyYYYYYyyYYYyyyYY...
bop bop
brb soup
sup
EAT THE DAMN SANDWICH
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed EAT THE DAMN SANDWICH
Sounds almost like a substitute for **** MY ****
NO PLZ
Meh...
PINGAS
Poongas
Tomorrow I'll invent those sewers. I'll plug with ROT and SLUDGE!
Here we go All alone I turn to you I turn it to And then I turn it again
Since, you know, we're all turning on this page.
onnnnnllllyyyyy yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou... caaaan maaaaaaaaake a chaaaaaaaaaaangggee in meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
_veryangry_ :*:
jajajajaja.
Jaw jaw jaw jaw jaw.
pew
Oonly you Can shaaake the mooountain...
Go go Power Rangers! Dooo DOOO doooo dooo-do.
Go go Hermione Granger! Dooo DOOO doooo dooo-do.
:*: :happy: Smileys with white outlines make me sad.
http://apps.facebook.com/graffitiwall/show.php?rn=2b5629a3111fb47c76afa0e0465276a6
I just spent forever drawing this for a contest.
Shut up, its still a post
:heart: :heart: :heart: SHUT UP. _veryangry_ _veryangry_ _veryangry_
no u
no u
yes me
Your mouth, should be boarded up talking all day with nothing to say your shallow proclamations all misinformation
stop, collaborate and listen ice is back with a brand new edition
*holds out a starfish* Dozo!
Quick Reply Post! Reset Charas Forums > Off-Topic > Forum gaming > Whoever posts last wins!
OLO ___
aflubadub
jibbajabba
..............slowpoke....
slowbro
Your words are like the droning of a swarm of insects gravitating 'round a fire; just as wordless and just as galling.
<img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/cherold/deskchair/images/riven1l.jpg">
BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!
god dman it. Refuse to let bluhman win. Also: drunk post is drunk
Drunk driving
Boogidy!
Ladies and Gents, we have a winner here.
Lucille wins.
Ive got a monster hanglover
I've got a M-M-M-Monster Kill.
I was spawn killed :(
Well, you just won, so stop cryin. _sweat_
my god i even mispelled hangover
The worst hangover ever.
... is a lie.
Or was that a lie?
this is a lie! there's a paradox for you.
Pleasent
Plea Sent!
plox 2 be < sux nau
Last.
damnit
Parabolic frolic!
Exponential potential!
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!
<insert witty comment>
Mu X 2 = Mewtwo?
"Y'know what they say... All toasters toast BEN'S URL."
"YEEhttp://threadless.com - /?from=benjamin+rAA!"
i was originally going to type
"NIGGGAAAAAAS"
But then I recalled past instances where people threw hissy fits about saying the word nigga
And decided not to use it at all

Wanted: nagas
Well, you did.
I'm wanted, Dead or PENGAS!!!
Yoo Hoo, How you doing Big Boy?
Mu^2
pewX2
Fufufu.
White Castles
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MUST TAKE THE A-TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO TO SUGAR HILL WAY UP IN HARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM..
Anyone got the new Portishead album?
Ive been meaning to. Is it good?
I don't know, I'm just a stencil.
AP tomorrow. Wish me luck. :Plight:
Originally posted by gemini Ive been meaning to. Is it good? I think so. It obviously depends a lot on what you're into. It's more rooted in repetitive drum beats and electronica than what I've heard of their old stuff.
...
nice
Damnit. Was I too late???
EDIT: Yes.
nice
Post.
PAST
That fellow Gemini won twice, I believe. *Puffs on pipe*
I enact Rule 34!!!
...Of TV shows, you perverts. To heck with the rules of the Internet.
Ok.
Goddddddamn.
Indeed.
oh?
This sounds like great fun! *** I posted too late! Gemini won... again...***
SOMEONE HAS ENTERED OUR ELITE CIRCLE.
AAAAARGH
..as
PINGAS
The map is what all true warriors strive for.
What is it with all these heads? Portishead, Motoerhead, Mushroomhead...
I'll decapitate you.
Radiohead... Don't forget radiohead.
Ever.
Diapers.
That's what you'll need.
When I'm through with you...!
I SAY GOOD DAY
Good day sir.
Is your pokémon a Broccoli? You're a brazilian because you live in Brazil?
Eu não sei falar português!!!
I enjoy Broccoli.
Then go harvest some for you.
(doesn't count)
Continuing our segment on heads and their associations in pop-culture, who would like to open the floor on the discussion of the theory of head? Why is it placed randomly in band names? Why is it what it is and, according to Toaism, also what it isn't? The floor is now open.
NICE WIN...HIGOR
"Head"? Well it's a powerful word because it relates to the human head and anything to do with people tends to lend a certain strength. I dunno.
My favourite band name is Glassjaw.
Y!? Y!? Y!?
Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your boobies Shake your boobies
:(
:( :(
:(
:)
:blue-eye:
How!?? I swear it was only yesterday that I posted...
I'm trapped in a time flux or something.
Fuel the flames, cast the match. One more will set you free. From this sweet serenity.
Charge your insults, betray your enemies. The light will consume the darkness. A blackened dark interest.
Why do you fight, why do you try? Is it all for nothing, cost you your life? Why don't you listen to me, obey my every command, I will save you from fire, I will save you from fire.
Happening lost to your violent past. It never happens, death to the wrong, just follow the rules, just walk along...
Why do you fight, why do you try? Is it all for nothing, cost you your life? Why don't you listen to me, obey my every command, I will save you from fire, I will save you from fire.
This sweet serenity you try to destroy, this sweet serenity you try to unmend, this sweet serenity you try to.....
fire!
[Short Drum solo]
[Whispers] Whispering - Fuel the flames, cast the match. Whispering - One more will set you free. [Whispers]
"Serenity" - Waterlily
:)
me too
Doo de doo...
_sweat_ what
nice I got another win.
boo
:yell: WHAT
WHERE!?!?
We are all still the same dear. I have owned this life forever, I'll always remain. If it's just the same dear, Why have you left before "forever" Yet returned again?
If you show me heaven I will meet you there. How it breaks their hearts That we've made an art Of desecrating our sanctuaries.
We're one and the same dear, You were born for this. Forever forget your restraint. Remnants of a past here Pass like light through dust as memories Fall fleeting like pain.
If you show me heaven I will meet you there. How it breaks their hearts That we've made an art Of desecrating our sanctuaries.
Sanctuaries... [x2] How it breaks their hearts...
Descecrate our... (sanctuaries) [x3] Descecrate... Our sanctuaries
If you show me heaven I will meet you there. How it breaks their hearts That we've made an art Of desecrating our sanctuaries. [x2]
I can post songs too :<
[Whispering, getting louder with each time said] When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered... When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered... When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered... When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered...
...in the view of the public eye. [End Whispering]
In those lies you tell yourself, don't you ever need some help? Or are you invincible, an extraordinary man?
You cannot fight what the truth beholds, you cannot withdraw from what was told, You cannot die without your words, You cannot fight without your sword.
Why!!!??? Does it make you feel tall? Why!!!??? Does it help you control? Why!!!??? Am I not your follower.
Charge again and make it worse, weaken and make your friendship coarse. Again, you make the childish lies, all so you can stay in the sky!
Why!!!??? Does it make you feel tall? Why!!!??? Does it help you control? Why!!!??? Are you inside yourself to die? Why!!!??? Am I not your follower.
[Whispering, getting louder with each time said] When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered... When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered... When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered... When all of your truths collide, when all of them die, you will not be remembered...
...in the view of the public eye. [End Whispering]
In those lies you tell yourself, don't you ever need some help? Or are you invincible, an extraordinary man?
You cannot fight what the truth beholds, you cannot withdraw from what was told, You cannot die without your words, You cannot fight without your sword.
Why!!!??? Does it make you feel tall? Why!!!??? Does it help you control? Why!!!???
[Guitar solo]
Am I not your follower.
"Defenseless" -Waterlily
Go! Wall of Lyrics! Attack Dominicy's!
I will call it... A rock.
(Early explorers had to come up with a helluva lot of names)
My hands are searching for you... My arms are outstretched towards you l feel you on my fingertips... My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire runs in through my being... Burning... I'm not used to seeing you
I'm alive, I'm alive
I can feel you all around me, thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling, savoring this heart that's healing
My hands float up above me.... And you whisper you love me And I began to fade... Into our secret place The music makes me sway... The angels singing say We are alone with you... I am alone and they are too with you
I'm alive, I'm alive
I can feel you all around me, thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling, savoring this heart that's healing
And so I cry... The light is white... And I see you...
I'm alive, I'm alive.I'm alive!
I can feel you all around me, thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling, savoring this heart that's healing
Take my hand I give it to you Now you own me , all I am.. You said you would never leave me I believe you, I beleive...
I can feel you all around me thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling, savoring this heart that's healed.
REINFORCEMENTS!!!!

I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
*insert lyrics that lose their meaning when posted out of the proper contest here*
I wonder what a triforce lingerie would look like...
Ok, forget that. :x
I got another, but When i checked earlier today I honestly thought i had a shot at a double win.
I now declare you my mortal enemy
Emeny.
FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks FFL2and3rocks
....I'm so sad .... FFL2and3rocks...
It's not right... not right... not right...
PINGAS! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oaWuNMfolRY)
I won't be counting that as a win, what with all the Charas screwiness lately.
Generous.
Um
By the way Lucas. I notice you kinda never left like you said you did. A DESPERATE CRY FOR ATTENTION!? Possibly.
Tell me what the ****?
I heard about singing about drugs, but this is INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYevKLs_qmw)!
I just did a 24 hour play.
Boogidy//////
meh
I'll jump into a pail.
nice. CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP BOYS
:O
O:
0.0
:O :O
B=====D
Snoo ***** usual I see...
The next post will be the most amazing post on this entire page.
*walks in* Hi.
Grr.
Quick! I need 68 rupees!!!!
poops
Schlep. Schlep. Schlep. Schlep. Schlep.
Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space...?
Anyone feel like giving me this one, on account of my birthday looming in 2.5 hours? c'mon... its like...a present
NO GIFT FOR YOU.
Whoever Posts Last Wins is serious business.
I see.
To hide behind the mask this time and try to believe.
YO YO YO
hmmmm
whoever posts last wins is serious business
yes it is
(doesn't count)
No!!!!!!!! I'm Serious Business!!!
............mmhmm...............I doubt it
(doesn't count)
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,
(doesn't count)
I don't like badgers........they are annoying.....
(doesn't count)
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
(doesn't count)
Hmm. I want the join dates back ;;
Only gods may be last.
I would like to remind some people not to post more than once within 24 hours.
O sry i frgoot lol
X_marks_the_ed is more serious business than any paperwork you will ever do!
My business definitely outsources yours when it comes to srsness *understands that makes no sense*
lol fags
FAGS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
(DNC)
ugh.........I don't like gay people
Large text
This one counts.
Please, not so loud.
Summer shall be more over than a sentence could ever hope to be!
Yay. Last day of school. Can't wait to replace my PS2 so's I can play again.
i am having a bad week.
Tell me about it, brother.
You're too slow! Come on! Step it up!
im not slow. im just not fast. :D
Take this wasted mortal life, help me into blacklight!
so this is what moving test looks like! Preety cool!
yes it does
(Doesn't count) ROFL I know what moving test looks like I've been on fourms before I just <3 being muffin
Xmarks the ed, your avatar is NOT doing carmelldansen right. It needs to keep its hands by its head and flap them like an idiot, and also focus more of the movement in the hips rather than the entire body.
Yes, I am a natural choreographer. And I can't believe I spelt that word correctly on my first try.
Xmarks the ed, your avatar is NOT doing carmelldansen right. It needs to keep its hands by its head and flap them like an idiot, and also focus more of the movement in the hips rather than the entire body.
Yes, I am a natural choreographer. And I can't believe I spelt that word correctly on my first try.
U meen leik thiiiiiiisssssss??
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/caramell_moosetroop2.gif)
Ya know in all my time spent on this forum.........I've never actually seen someone win this game
Somehow I've amassed a fair amount of wins in my time.
Mwahahahaha.
No.
...
(doesn't count)
Muffin's are the intergrade of everything and nothing :Plight:
?
(doesn't count)
(don't count) they are
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: DIE IN A FIRE.
NO U
U.
U?
a
ME??
Do you know who's bones are on display here? The truth is, they are... Your bones...
My bones...
Bone's bones...
Bone... Bone... Bone...
olo
Victory shall be mine for the taking... Also some chirichiri nuts.
Bone's got the wrong detail I hoped it would have for you
save for a shinbone or even a hand
Win Win
turd ferguson. Its a funny name
roflmuffin
- _ o L o ____
I shall post right.... ....... ....... now!
Ok, good.
I will be waiting around every corner for you Ed. The gainess ends here. Its nothing but business now.
DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC
Must win. Must take third place back from Gemini...
ED! I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU. YOU DELETED YOUR ORIGINAL POST AND COPY PASTED IT AFTER MINE.
CHEATING IS WRONG!
So is incest, but hey.
It's nothing but business now.
Ed, if you do that again I'm gonna edit your score down a point.
:p
DNC
You're no fun anymore.
(DNC)
Ok, not good.
1+ WIN!
LOL TEXT FORMATTING
Ed, if you do it again, Im gonna edit it down an additional point. BWAHAHAHA Cheating the people with the "Edit Post" Button is Ill advised. Ive lost all my gainess 4 u. Well, most of it anyhow.
Ed, if you do it again, Im gonna edit it down an additional point. BWAHAHAHA Cheating the people with the "Edit Post" Button is Ill advised. Ive lost all my gainess 4 u. Well, most of it anyhow.
...and yet, life goes on.
Oh hai, going through old posts, I found this:
It is now September 06th, 2010 in Ed's mind.
-Alex ran away from Charas and joined a cult. -Meiscool was elected the new master of Charas. -I have a Sandwich thought his name is old and he returned to his ZKX profile. -Plightofthepureblood was thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris -FFL somehow killed Chuck Norris with a tomato shorty after Plightofthepureblood was thrown into the sun. -Djanki joined Troll Kingdom -Grandy went looking for Alex, but never returned. -Lord raffles returned six times, yet was PWNed more. -Alex's evil twin brother was finally told that he was adopted. -Bluhman became an agent for the French Foreign Legion and then went mad. -Ed still to this day still wears his chicken hat.
Well, it is now June 28, 2034 in Ed's mind.
-The evil lord Meiscool has been overthrown by the Unity of Evil, led by Dragonium. -ZKX leads an underground rebellion amongst Charas' depths. -FFL is a slave to Dragonium, forced to work for him, mining diamonds. -Grandy has returned to aid ZKX's rebellion with the knowledge Alex has given him. -Lord Raffles is dead. -Bluhman quit the neutrality side a year ago to live a less stressful life. -Ed now spends his time slaying anyone in war, being paid for the efforts. -Lucas is now a grand soldier for the rebellion, using several powers unknown to any before in the form of red and white balls. -Koopapooper......plays no essential role in this time. -Dominicy is the head of Dragonium's army, leading battle after battle in glorious victory.
see what i did thar?
I have posted here
fear THIS post!
fear THIS post!
No. Fear this one.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/ScratchPlungerfuck.gif) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/BluhmanInsane.gif) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Blueman.gif)
near win
far win
close loss
N.
World of Papercraft.
World of Buttcraft.
I once made a paper airplane. It flew about two feet, before it lodged itself in my friend´s eye.
Good times.
(DNC)
I shall submit a post full of fail
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Triple fail.
(DNC)
C-C-COMBO B-BREAKER!
(DNC)
H-H-Head Sh-Shot
(DNC)
F-F-FAIL!
(DNC)
assmeat
Maybe, but not today.
>.>
(DNC)
Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-Monster kill!!!!!
(DNC)
K-K-K-K-KILLER MONSTER!
(DNC)
-_- Remember the 24 hour rule, people. Only one post per 24 hours. Any more than that doesn't count (put DNC in your posts that don't count, it makes it easier for me to see when someone wins).
I didn´t know that -.-
(DNC)
SHABOOM!
This post counts. Pwned.
ya so does this one........
Fools!
I like pie.
it does not like you
I know I won't win. I'm just posting to raise my post count now. Becouse everyone knows high post count makes you allmighty.
I'm in 2nd place.
I know....I just froget forget
GODLIKE!!!
I hate you gemini...=( (DNC)
Last for greater justice.
(DNC)
this path is like a loaded gun, but what is said is done, you don't have to say a word....
(DNC)
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/NobitaLegs.png)(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/linkrun.gif)COME BAAAACK... I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!!! >:( Those goofs...
............
Please let me win out of pity.
Chicken nuggets are good for your colon.
nope. nope they are not. :P
Tacos are good for the soul.
"Well, that sucks." -Zell
WHAT THE ZELL?!
Pressing those buttons is highly illogical.
Unless it's the drinking game from Chrono Trigger.
(DNC)
Congratulations! Here's a fair point!
,
what the zell indeed
WHAT THE ZELL?!
indeed
GUESS WHERE THESE QUOTES CAME FROM! And win absolutely nothing!
"SHRIMPIES!"
"And I would be the sexiest chalupa of them all."
=12
hem
(DNC)
=12
Wha?
(DNC)
9X6=42
42 = [insert everything here]
DNC (>.>)
What about DNC, Mr Uberpwn?
DNC
I once went to a stand up comedy club. There they were telling all these jokes that made people laugh it was all good n' fun.
SHAZZAM! (DNC)
!MAZZAHS
!MABOY
Ran Ran RUUUUUU!!!
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
So, anyone else see Hulk?
i totally jumped the gun on my lasty post. crapballs
Why would we?
Because you can't watch the first Batman movie and then watch the Dark Knight. It's like that.
DNC.
:*:
l;kj
Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space...?
I dunno.
I do
It amuses me how you guys think you can beat me in this game.
I beat you. For now.
Redfox: As of this moment you have exactly 1000 posts. Do not reply to this message or the message will become untrue thus rendering the response unwarranted.
WWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
rainbow
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Sonic doom, sonic doom, sonic doom (save the planet from disaster!)
Street fighter Guile: SONIC BOOM! The game you lose, sit down, take a nap!
yarr
Street fighter Guile: SONIC BOOM! The gane you lose, sit down, take a nap!
Oh my god, you suck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRaly9tk8v0
It's like... You get EVERY SINGLE REFERENCE WRONG. (DNC)
DNC (does not care) That was incredibly clever.
3===============================D
Oh my god, you suck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRaly9tk8v0
It's like... You get EVERY SINGLE REFERENCE WRONG. (DNC)
Like OMG I don't care......You said Sonic doom which reminded me of SF Guile's Sonic Boom! So don't be a jerk and mess with people for not knowing the WHOLE internet....
DNC (does not care)
o.o
0o0
O O O
O O O
You can't win over me smilie face from the future.
drrrrp
(DNC)
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: WE STOPPED USING SCOUTERS 136 EPISODES AGO.
Nappa: Oh.
Vegeta: Also, YOU'RE... LIKE, DEAD.
Nappa: Aww. (Goes to crazy tiny planet place with blue midget)
Vegeta: Now that that's over, this has all become a lot less...
Majin Buu: ME GONNA EAT YOU AAAAAP!!! ME GONNA EAT YOU AAAAAP!!!
Vegeta: ...Annoying.
EPIC WIN.
+1 internets to you sir.
Penisland is oooold.
www.something.com
http://deadmoose.com/
www.therapistfinder.com www.whorepresents.com www.speedofart.com www.gotahoe.com
post
stop
WUT?!
SAY WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Stuff.
Randomness
ORDER > RANDOMNESS
bringing chaos to order by ordering chaos to order... (doesn't count)
post...
COUNTERPOST
counter-counterpost (DNC)
You just went too far. (DNC)
poteau (DNC)
A:IT'S OVER TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
B:Does that mean anything?
A:No.
somewhere in the near distant future
Srsly, what the **** happened to my avatar?
-> ((] ||
YAYS FIRST POST OF DA DEY! :D
1st place in hAlo 3 tourney (doesn't count)
first place in real life
(DNC) Burn in heaven plx (DNC)
Try not posting when it doesn't count, because it brings the topic to the "Last 10 Forum Discussions", reminding people about the game, leading into them posting in it.
...except if I'm not the last one who posted, of course.
For the hundredth time, no posting more than once within 24 hours.
Yes. Listen to the fat checkerboard suit man.
TurDonaldDucken.
grrrrr
*Rolls out mattress*
I'm camping out for first place. No one cue jump pleees.
It's the bagels.
Donuts
Hmmm
Sausage
I shall post right.... ....... ....... now!
Polish Sausage
lolsausage
It's the bagels.
IT WILL RAIN BLOOD TODAY, BAGELS.
The red sun rises blood has been spilt this night (name that quote lol)
(doesn't count)
42!!!!
Stuff.
Life
(doesn't count)
Badger, Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,
MUSHROOM!!! MUSHROOM!!!
Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, Footy, England! ENGLAND!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/GUYGASSmall.gif)
.... where have I seen that before?
soundgasm (doesn't count)
The red sun rises blood has been spilt this night (name that quote lol)
(doesn't count)
lord of the rings. Duh.
Stuff.
Great! I'll grab it!
soundgasm
[spoiler]You got that wrong too. This link contains spoilers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbG_gzgyJI)[/spoiler]
moar liek lamegasm
When you leave my colors fade to grey numa numa ay, numa numa numa ay. Every word of love I used to say. Now I paint it everyday.
Bluhman: congrats?
I wonder who will actually win this game.
(doesn't count)
Samson Juniper.
Hi. I'm Samson Juniper.
No, that actually is my birth name.
LIES!
(DNC)
I've heard camels taste great.
no they dont
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Pedobear.gif)
Lucas_irineu.
a (doesn't count)
Poloticians have feelings too.
Marcoticians are PEOPLE, though.
So is Soylent Green.
there is only zuul
Left.
down.
C-C-COMBO B-BREAKER!
Up up down down left right left right B A Start.
..will blow up any Contra game.
Shift Shift Up Down Enter (My game cheat after finding Wii)
Spawn Annihilator: 3595550100
GTA4
(doesn't count)
nope
Malicious Fingers is one hell of a remix.
E: Guess what...
(|[}-<>-{]|)
2>3
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sandwich.png) This file is relevant to the above image and is only slightly modified. (http://www.box.net/shared/u9bprrgo4s)
try
I GOT A SHINY NEW AVATAR
Where the sun doesn't shine
Strangest time for me to post evar.
Good job you guys kept posting. I forgot about this for a few days.
No one can catch up to that one guy.
i hate that guy
I hate pees
MOVE!!!!
*Miss*
If anyone's wondering why there's no more EpicA, it's because of technical troubles. I may or may not fix the problem.
If anyone's wondering why there's no more RPG Quest, it's because I'm too lazy to oh wait you don't know about that never mind.
If anyone's wondering why I'm not wearing pants, it's because... never mind.
But I know exactly why.
Funny I was just wondering why I wasn't wearing pants... Oh well.
Shorts.
Antimather
You can't wear that!
plz don't edit miee
I am really slacking.
i have been too. my god am i ever tired though
Ya know, I don't mean to be a pessimist, but... if darkness does fall, I probably won't be able to find the light switch.
Sorry Rahl.
ITEMS B A L R SAVE
noir
meep meep
BORK BORK BORK
Can it, queers!
can of beers
You know that thing they say about steers and queers in Texas?
Yeah. That may not be entirely accurate.
(DNC)
I don't have time for thiiiis
woot I won
I shall not eat the last popcorn. I shall not eat the last popcorn. I shall not eat the last popcorn.
Well confuckinglation you won.
Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Squamous Ctrl-V FTW.
lll
penis
**** you, Charlie Brown.
so my missus comes home after like a month of being gone, and as soon as she does "BAAAAAAM" strep throat hits be like a tonne of bricks
*sips a beer* Yyyyyyyyip.
*jumps like mario* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyippeeeeeee!!!
*Sits on a drawing pin* yyyyikes!!!
Pillow vs pillow - crazy awesome
I got a new phone.
I didn't get a new phone.
I'll devour all of your souls... and feast upon your entrails...
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/whatischaras.gif)
G... b...
Awesome!
G... b...
A bus
Ed, where did you find the stash of awesome pills, im afraid you've overdosed.
woot. I be 18 tomoow
woot. I be 18 tomoow
That's wierd. I have the feeling I'll be run over tomorrow by a bunch of people celebrating something.
(DNC)
18. Nice. Is that the drinking age over there?
Copy, paste, resize, invert, greyscale, colorize.
18. Nice. Is that the drinking age over there?
No, not exactly. That's when you're able to have sex, if I'm remembering correctly.
Not that it matters; nobody who REALLY wants to drink really follows the drinking age.
Store-brand chocolate chip cookies from Albertson's are the best damn cookies I've ever eaten.
Snipe!
Snipe!
Yes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwwUfuJZr8)
Never gonna eat you up, never gonna punch you down, never gonna eat a pie, and bert you!?
Look beyond the system you have become used to. It's not easy, but try to use abstract thought. See beyond.
And then you will see the truth - that I posted last.
The above statement is untrue as of the date and time recorded to the left of this statement.
The statement below has been corrected to account for the changes in the space-time continuum during its posting. It now includes subtle omens of the 2012 Apocalypse. Thank you, and have a good day.
-W££rd
-sits on the ground waiting for the apocalypse- Stupid 2012........
Hello there!
« Last Edit: 30 February 1998, 18:20:32 by Cerebus »
chronowoman won!
winner
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT.
Chig beff boot boot ind ich marr chig boot ind boot boot chig beff boot.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay.
YEEEEAAAAHsterday... all my troubles seemed so far away!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Richer.
Samus
Damn you, Bluhman! I nearly won.(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Emoticat_Angry1.gif)
Oh! Back to 700 Posts!
To put it simply, pennies on the eyes of a dead mime.
How would you put that complicatedly?
Two falsely bronze, now zinc, coins representing 1/100th of a complete US Dollar, covering the the irises of a silent clown, whom most are freaked out by, and/or, persecute. This silent, unfortunate being is currently lifeless, with reasons of being so, are currently unknown, as not many knew, cared, and/or acknowledged. This, of course, brings us to believe that this tragic mimic, may have been depressed, and killed him or herself as a result. On the other hand, one may believe that the mime was murdered, from a disgruntled member of their diminishing audience, or a moronic teen wanting some fun. Of course, if the latter is true, and the teen indeed was looking for some fun, then they may have committed the deed to rape, and violate the body. A third explanation could be as followed, the mime may have several problems, as most clowns, or entertainers in general, have, such as drugs, alcoholism, and/or several phobias, which can detract from several actions, of which the individual would attempt at attempting.
Now, to fully comprehend this, one must see how the pennies were placed upon the individual's person. Perhaps they were dropped onto the eyes, either accidentally or purposely. Perhaps, if one is to believe the theory of murder, they were placed as a calling card, or some way to show what is known as irony, which would be easily explained through an example of the victim's life. Another reason could be, the mime was a prostitute, and was beaten by a pimp and/or dissatisfied client, and the pennies are a payment of sorts.
In short, I killed a mime.
(doesn't count)
Wooloo wooloo!
i want to crush the heads of a litter of puppies right now
no
I have no head. I'm a headless twat.
gee i hope i iwn >.>
Sex, drugs, and alcohol.
Something you will never have.
>.<
Bitch...
Gee i hope u dy
(doesn't count)
>.<
Bitch...
Gee i hope u dy
No u.
(DNC)
no u...
Wait, this really isn't going to go anywhere... let's have someone else die. (Eyeballs Blanket)
(doesn't count)
no u...
Wait, this really isn't going to go anywhere... let's have someone else die. (Eyeballs Blanket)
No u.
(DNC)
DNC? Democratic National Committee?
(doesn't count)
Obama Girl
X_marks_the_ed
nice Signature
Alright Ed, I'm sorry, so here!
_ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___.-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ .-' .-' ||| .-/ / |\\ { | /_ / \| `-\ `\--;` '-. | | ) / _/ jgs / __.' '--. ( '--. ___))) `-.____)))
i love you this mutch
>_<
(doesn't count)
Hey watch; this move takes a whole day to charge up:
Ka me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha me ha...
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/DragoniumOfTheFire/Prophecy1.png)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/DragoniumOfTheFire/Prophecy2.png)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/DragoniumOfTheFire/Prophecy1.png)
Which one? The inventory fad, anti-mod, or the cheese?
....wait, you don't know about the cheese yet.
(DNC)
A reminder for JeT:
-No posting more than once within 24 hours. It has to be a FULL 24 HOURS, not just one post during each day. Meaning if you post at 1 PM one day, then again at 10 AM the next day, your second post won't count because even though it's the next day, it hasn't been 24 hours. -If you do post more than once, put (doesn't count) or (DNC) at the bottom of your extra posts to let me know. It makes it easier for me to see when someone wins. §§§§§__§§__§§§____§§___§§§§______§§______§§§§ §§__§§_§§__§§_§§__§§__§§___§§___§§§§___§§§__§§ §§__§§_§§__§§_§§__§§_§§_________§§§§___§§ §§§§§__§§__§§__§§_§§_§§___§§§__§§__§§____§§§ §§_____§§__§§__§§_§§_§§____§§__§§§§§§______§§ §§_____§§__§§__§§_§§__§§__§§§_§§____§§_§§§__§§ §§_____§§__§§___§§§§____§§§§__§§____§§___§§§§
Which one? The inventory fad, anti-mod, or the cheese?
....wait, you don't know about the cheese yet.
(DNC)
Maybe you haven't done it yet.
I'm watching you.
(DNC)
bump
(doesn't count)
Damn, lots of DNC posts here... and mironic, what the hell, "bump"!?
At least this one does count.
Edit: V V V (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Emoticat_Angry1.gif)
This counts, baby! From 1 to 10!
D:... okat then this counts O_O >.> <.<
-gives everyone a gold plated cookie- have fun chipping your teeth
(doesn't count)
D:... okat then this counts O_O >.> <.<
-gives everyone a gold plated cookie- have fun chipping your teeth
No, still has not been 24 hours since your last post.
((DNC))
okay
((DSC))
wtf does dsc mean? I know you wrote it intentionally because the letter "S" is located on the complete opposite side of the letter "N".
For that matter, do you even know what DNC stands for?
does snot count
((DNC))
You know, blanket. If you have a nickname, I should too... You can call me M.J.
(DNC)
Welcome to another episode of "A quote from a newb who posted one post on charas and then disappeared"
Todays quote is from 0snake0
Goooood morning boys! I am Italian Where is in this is website the download of faceset generator???
And now for the incestuous sister project of "A quote from a newb who posted one post on charas and then disappeared": "A blast from the past! With Moose J Troop".
Before the trademark welcomes started, before he uttered the word "Hoysha"... The blue haired canadian had this to say.
Hey all. I'm Warxe PhoenixBlade, but you can call me Warxe.
I've used RPGMaker for awhile now, and I am quite proficient in it. My speciality is battle systems, but I can do things like minigames and intros as well. I also write good tutorials, and I can rip stuff. I can do edits as well, but I'm limited in that.
So anyway, if you need help with something, PM me!
-Warxe
P.S: :bend: I bow to the maker of this site! The makers are AWESOME!
P.P.S: Oops, posted this twice. Sorry.
Amazing! That's all we have time for today, folks.
Baw! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Oq2sEhVCI)
Lol nice one Moose
(DNC)
*Achoo*
Bells you.
no u
Cause this time we'll last forever This time will be much better I know we're not looking back again
This is the last time i plan on posting here. With luck, Ill leave on a high note, and win one last round. but probably not.
No Meis, **** yo couch.
Meis, go **** my couch, ya bitch!
Thunder and lightning are a risk to my internet conne
Ti-minou!
GAH, HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER? GOD.
Magic.
ENGAGE THE ROFLCOPPTER!
poopycock
Whoever posts next... Shall have their soul stolen!
Meh, I have no soul anyway...
Kazuma is like super powerful and he never has any challenge fighting people. Kinda makes the show boring.
If your talking about S-Cry-Ed, kazuma was the ****. That was a really good show.
*Offers soul to Bluhman* Go ahead, I dare ya
I swear I posted in this yesterday... But apparently not.
Shut up Snake, you're hurting my feelings inadvertently.
Om nom nom. God, what did you drink?
People, you are freeeeee!
... No... No, we're not...
Yes! Yes we aaaaaaaaaare!!!
Nah, only half.
You freakin pissed all over me!
*Reaches hand through chest* I gots no soul :)
Or DO YOU?
FFL Zelda looks shocked
MIRONIC, MAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
what O_O
(doesn't count)
Wanna see something!?!?!?
I call it...
Sunset... Funset!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/2535300704_916d74fdf8.jpg?v=0)
Wanna see something!?!?!?
I call it...
Sunset... Funset!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/2535300704_916d74fdf8.jpg?v=0)
Who loves orange soda?
ballz
Kel loves orange soda!
I do, I do, I do, oooooooo.
SALP and TEPPER.
Mr. Salp and Mrs. Tepper.
I love purple stuff... >.>
(Insert sign of own stupidity here)
A topic kick almost no one can understand
Jet won around 600 times. ****.
T-T-T-T-TIME WARP
Wewt! I'm third again! In your face, Cerebus!
I don't exist. D:
T-T-T-T-TIME WARP
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
I'm not going to continue this anymore. With over two years of posts gone it's kind of pointless. Hard to believe it's been going this long since 2005.
Now go play the Word Association Game before Lucas deletes that too.
Wewt! I'm third again! In your face, Cerebus!
This is only due to some kind of Conspiracy! What the hell happened!? Mais o sont mes victoires!?
Lucas should be forced to take control of the thread. :P
What crap. We should have left it deleted if there was gunna be this emo nonsense.
Wait, if you don't remember deleting it, how do you know you deleted it?
Because I told him. The admin log has his account deleting it with an IP used by him.
I'm still willing to chalk it up to being an accident though.
Oh yeah that thing.
But maybe it was his crazy hacker sister or something!
It's okay Lucas, I remember my first beer too.
But maybe it was his crazy hacker sister or something!
The Trial of L. Irineu!
Nerds
I am posting for the last time in this Thread. Farewell, Whoever Posts Last Wins!
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