Post by: Fortet on June 09, 2005, 11:37:54 PM
You enter the hotel and there's no way out. Simple?
Anyways...
Fortet entered the building.
"Wow. Big."
*SLAM*
He looked behind him and saw that the door had dissapeared.
"Crap... Oh well. TO THE KITCHEN!!! I love food."
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 12:00:41 AM
*Larry is kicked through the door*
Larry: But the money was in cuba....Where's the door? Where am I? Dood, where's my sunglasses?
Larry: Stupid, Stupid Mafia, next time, it's ganstahs.
Fortet: Where's the door?
Larry: Good question. Who are you? Where food?
fortet: Kitchen.
Larry: Thanks Kitchen, now where's the food?
Fortet: In the kitchen.
Larry: Thank'ya.
*walks off to eat*
Fortet: Great, stuck with him for eternity.
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 12:14:31 AM
"Fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge... CABINET!!!!!"
He ran over to the cabinet and opened it. It was empty.
"WHAT?!"
He went to every other one. They were all empty.
"Well this su- One more... CABINET!!!"
He ran over to it. He opened it and a bright light escaped. It was full of...
"BOOZE!!! CRAP! I'm under the legal drinking age... <.< >.> Nobody's looking..."
He grabbed a bottle and slowly opened it.
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 12:42:28 AM
)larry: B-B-BEEEEER! (lucky I dont have my age posted)
Larry: Hey, aren't you too young to drink?
Fortet: i wont ell if you dont.
Larry: Okay, *glug x 10* ahhhh, mind nummingly @$$ome.
Larry: So, what do we do now, Kitchen new buddeh.
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: No, thanks, I cant sing.
Fortet: >:C
Larry: oo, let me try, :censored due to awesomeness:
Fortet: Wow.
Larry: Yep. By the way, why are you named Kitchen?
Fortet: I'm not.
Larry: What's your name then?
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: Huh, you say something?
Fortet: Dear God get someone else in this hotel.
Larry: Better not be the Mafia, I'm already in trouble.
Fortet: You're in trouble with the MAFIA????
Larry: Yeah, "scarface" Larry, geez.
Fortet: Yeah.
Larry: Kitchen.
Fortet: shut up!
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 12:43:49 AM
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 12:54:11 AM
"Stairs..... STAIRS!"
He ran up the stairs and onto the 2nd floor.
"Which room... ROOM 666! Nobody would ever go in there!"
He ran towards it and opened the door, but quickly shut it.
"Now I know what the apocolypse will look like. It looks real hot... How about 665?"
He ran and opened the door. No fire. He ran in and hid in the bathroom.
"Maybe if the Mafia gets here and Larry doesn't find me, I'll be safe..."
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 01:02:49 AM
*normal vision*
Room 661, 663, 664, 665 (heheheh) and 666
*Larry-Vision*
Jedi Training, Charas, Candyland, Hell, Bath room (in order)
Larry: Wow, bathroom 666.
*walks into the bathroom*
Larry: *screams like a girl* OMFG WTF????
Larry: The Mafia????
*in room 665*
Fortet: The mafia.....
*Larry runs into room 665*
Larry: Kitchen, you gotta help me!
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: Now is not the time for singing, kitchen!
Fortet: Yeah, waddya need?
Larry: Booze.
Fortet: How will that help?
Larry:.....Good Point, we'll need beerfee.
Fortet: Beerfee?
Larry: Berr + Cofee = beerfee
Fortet: Oh **** wee're doomed.
Fat@$$ Tony: Laaaa-ary.
Larry: Fat@$$ Tony!
Fortet: Who?
Larry: Look for yourself!
Fortet: Oh my god, so much fat!
Larry: We're Screwed....unless....
Fortet: What?
Larry: SPONTANIOUS PLOT TIWST!!!!
Fortet: WTF?
*Fortet and larry are transported into a dark cave*
Fortet: This is your fault you know.
Larry: Shut up Kitchen-boy.
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: What is it with you and singing???
Fortet: Double Screwed.
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 10, 2005, 01:05:32 AM
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 01:11:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by shinotebasiiackh
Shinotebasiiackh: *Walks in, disembowls the first person he sees, walks out*
You can't walk out. Do you wish to play this game? If not, delete your post, please.
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Fortet started to yell at Larry.
"GET US BACK TO THE HOTEL NOW!!!"
*poof*
"Wow. We're back," said Fortet
"Yep. Now, about the beerfee."
"NO BEERFEE! Right now, wee need to push that fat guy into room 666, ok?"
"Whatever, Kitchen."
"FORTET!!!"
"No singing or temper loss. Now let's start my plan."
"What plan?"
"The plan to push that fat guy into room 666. Duh."
"But that was my... Nevermind..."
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 01:23:12 AM
Fortet: WHAT?
Larry: if you dont like it then I'll get shot.
Fortet: Okay :D
Larry: But it's only a cap gun, pushing him is worse, I could get lost in his flab.
Fortet: Switch jobs, now.'
Larry: beerfee?
Fortet: yeah, whatever.
Larry: Okay....ninja time.
*Larry Jumps out screaming like an idiot*
Larry: sdbnlkjsdnvjhfdvjsvkjn sdjkv nsndnvsdnvjns
Tony: Dhere ya r!
*Fortet Pushes him into the evil room as Larry gets shot*
Larry: HOLY C***!!!!
Fortet: We did it, ummmm Larry?
Larry: That Was not a cap gun! *points to bloody arm*
Fortet: 0.o owch. By the way, what was in room 666.
Larry: Oh, your greatest fear.
Tony: Oh, no!!! Not RICHARD NICKSON
Larry: Ouch, poor guy.
Fortet: Yeah, why are you only in a undershirt and shorts?
Larry: Drunken Strip Poker Munkeh Style Kung-Fu-Do fights why?
Fortet: Just, get buzzed you drunkard.
Larry: Hey, I'll have you know I won 3 nobel prizes!
Fortet: WTF?
Larry: Yeah, you'll be amazed what great ideas you can come up with while buzzed.
Fortet: Like what?
Larry: You like cars?
Fortet: yeah?
Larry: Those were invented as a way to hurt people while buzzed.
Fortet: Okay, whatever, prove your prizes!
Larry: *pulls out three nobel prizes* Y'know I honestly cant remember what I got these for, for that matter, why are you called kitchen?
Fortet: My name is Fortet.
Fortet: Wait Larry?
Fortet: LARRY?
*the room marked 667 door lies open*
Fortet: Oh ****
Larry: Hi Fortet.
Fortet: AHH!
Larry: Yeah, the beer weared off.
Fortet: Your-your smart?
Larry: Yeah, IQ of 4000 while sober kinda helps eh?
Fortet: Yay!
*a can of beer flies out of nowhere*
Larry: Im thirsty *drinks* Oh, hey kitchen.
Fortet: I hate life.
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 02:53:22 AM
"I'm tired. I'd better get some sleep tonight. Hopefully when I wake up, it'll all just be a dream..."
He crawled in to bed and went to sleep.
Post by: Osmose on June 10, 2005, 03:04:51 AM
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 10, 2005, 03:30:07 AM
Troy: Why dont you exit out of the door you came in.........WTH? its locked, work of the evil tortia
Tortia: looking for me?
*tortia and troy are in a stand off*
*troy takes out sword and rushes toward him*
Troy:Die!!!!
*troy steps on his cape and lands face first in the ground, he is now knocked out*
Tortia: Idiot!
Post by: Drace on June 10, 2005, 05:20:49 AM
What the..... Well, as long as she doesn't enter I don't mind.
*Barbara Streisands enter*
Drace: ARGH!
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 03:08:29 PM
"CRAP!!! I'm still here... Oh well! TO THE KITCHEN!"
He hopped out of bed and into the main room.
"More people. Hopefully none as bad as Larry....."
He walked into the kitchen and noticed the booze cabinet was gone.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
He colapsed to the floor.
Post by: Kinslayer on June 10, 2005, 03:20:48 PM
ks: WTF?! BOOZE!!! MY...PRECIOUS!!! GIMME NOW!!!
*ks gets drunk within the hour*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 10, 2005, 03:44:16 PM
Fortet: You don't seem surprised...
MT11: Ah, I went through the same thing in the Starscape hotel, and I'm here now, so I must have escaped somehow, mustn't I? Anyway, who are you?
Larry: His name's Kitchen. And I'm Larry.
MT11: Pleased to meet you Kitchen and Larry. Now I'm tired.
*Walks into bedroom*
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
MT11: OSMOSE? Since when do you humour this sort of thing? Your rp days are long gone.
Osmose: zzzzzzzzzzz...What's that Zelda? you think I'm devishly hansome? Oh, you wanna make out?zzzzzzzzzzzz
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 03:48:30 PM
Fortet: What the hell?
Larry: Someone stole the booze.
Fortet: So?
Larry: I will so disembowl you.
Fortet: Whatever _sweat_
Larry: now to ignore all previous posts And spontaniously become a detective!
*plot twist*
Fortet: I hate this *becomes Dr.Watson* Oh great, now Im brititsh, oh wait, cool, I'm british!
Larry: Aye, that yue be! *Stands there in a kilt*
Fortet: God have mercy on us all.
Larry: Shut ye trap, PANSY!
Fortet: Whatever, lets get the stupid booze, old chap.
Fortet: wait, what did I just say?
Larry: Pansy Talk!
Fortet: I hate plot twists.
Larry: Pansy!
Fortet: Shut up!
Larry: Shut ye trap, Kitchen!
Fortet: Fortet!
Larry: No thank ye!
Fortet: What?
Narrator: Will Fortet survive Larry? Will Larry stay generically scottish? Probably yes, I like the scottish, so yeah. And yes, I live in Canada. I have nothin against the British. Tune in next post to: THE CHARAS HOTELLLLL
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 03:53:48 PM
"Larry..."
"Yes, Kitchen?"
"I have a suprise for you..."
"The BOOZE is back? Or is it... BEERFEE?!?!"
"Nope... Better..."
"What?!?"
"It's a long, sharp, cold- WHA!"
Fortet slipped over an empty booze bottle and broke, causing him to fall and the knife fly past Larry's head.
"Crap..." Said Fortet
"Excellent! A clue!"
"I wanna' die... -.-"
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 04:03:07 PM
Fortet: Stop acting scottish!
Larry: Ah cannae help it.
*The booze cabnit flies out of nowhere and hits Fortet*
Fortet: OMFG!
Larry: No n00b. hey, no more scottish.
Fortet: Help me...
Larry: After two more six packs.
Fortet: *cries* plllleeease *dies*
Larry: Oh poopy.
*fortet Appears in the kitchen*
Fortet: No! I thought I was dead!
Evil Voice Of The Hotel: You cannot die in this hotel, besieds you two are like a comedy duo.
Larry: God? Oh diddledaddles!
EVOTH: No, just an evil voice.
Larry: Phew, are going to hurt me for being with the Mafia?
EVOTH: You, with the Mafia? Great, now you may have....2 and a half wishes.
Fortet: Twoandahalf? How is that possible?
Larry: Dont know, dont care, first I wish for infinite Beerfee!
EVOTH: Done.
*The beer cabnit becomes golden*
Larry: Next, i want superpowered sunglasses, that can do almost anythang.
EVOTH: Done.
Larry: Kitchen, you can have this wish.
Fortet: Thanks, i wish Larry would get my name right!
EVOTH: Ha ha! the 0.5 wish, now he will call you Kitchen forever!
Fortet: ***********************************
EVOTH & Larry: I didn't know a swear that long existed.
Larry: Evoth, you and I are going to be good friends.
Fortet: Great, Larry and the hotel are friends.
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 04:15:41 PM
He ran up the stairs and shouted,
"Larry! I have strippers that work for free!!!"
"Really?! I'M COMING WOMEN!!!"
"Crap... Uhh... Oh yeah!"
He took off the 666 door number and put a sign on it that said 'strippers'.
"Wait..." Said Larry. "That's the 666 door... What're you trying to do?"
"GET RID OF YOU!!!"
"Oh. Okay! Uh... Bye now."
Larry ran down stairs and into the kitchen with the beerfee.
"My precious beerfee... He can't harm us... Mwahahahaha!!!"
Post by: Dragonium on June 10, 2005, 04:24:51 PM
Dragonium: Ah, finally, my Lizard Lair. Home at last.
Larry: Lizard... Lair...?
Dragonium: So... This isn't my Lizard Lair?
Larry: No.
Dragonium: Ah, but--
Larry: No.
Dragonium: Okay, I'd better go. *Turns around and walks into the wall* Yowch. Ah, there it is!
*Chases after the door, it zooms away and ends up on the roof where nobody can reach it*
Random NPC: *Comes in* Yaaaaaaargh!!! *Falls and hits the floor*
Dragonium: Oh well. Fyeeeh!! *Does the flicky-tongue thing and goes off to eat a pot plant*
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 04:26:14 PM
Larry: Whazya want????
Fortet: What's your greatest fear?
Larry: I dunno.....wait....yes.....almost.....you getting put into room 666.
Fortet: It is? Larry, what?
Larry: Yeah, you'd let out Fat Tony.
Fortet: Oh crap....
Fortet: Maybe I'll just explore the rest of the hotel.
Evoth: THE, SCARY PART OF THE HOTEL
Fortet: Evoth, why do you speak in all caps?
EVOTH: BECAUSE IT MAKES ME MORE INTIMIDATING, Y'KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? YOU CANT BE EVIL IF YOU AREN'T INTIMIDATING.
Fortet: Good point.
EVOTH: OH YEAH, LARRY SHOWED ME BEERFEE, NOW OUR ONLY DRINK, SO I GAVE HIM 2 MORE WISHES, AND HE WISHED FOR INVUNREBILITY IN ROOM 666 AND THE ABILITY TO BECOME SCOTTISH AT WILL.
Fortet: **************************************
EVOTH: WOW, THAT'S A BIG SWEAR. IS THAT LEGAL? Y'KNOW IN EVIL HOTELS WE STILL RESPECT THE LAW.
Fortet: I really don't know. Does Larry get any more wishes?
EVOTH: NO, IN FACT I AINT GIVING OUT ANY MORE WISHES, IT'S TO TIRING. BUT I WILL ACT AS A COMEDIC DEVICE, ONLY TO BE MAINLY CONTROLLED BY THE CHARAS USER SCARFACE LARRY.
Fortet: User?
EVOTH: THEY ARE BEINGS THAT CONTROL OUR EVERY MOVEMENT, THEY CONTROL MANY DEMENSIONS EACH FOR THEIR ENJOYMENT AND TO ARGUE ABOUT "RPGMAKER" A THING THAT MAKES WORLDS.
Fortet: ****
EVOTH: NOW I KNOW THAT ONE. YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY CONTROLLED BY A USER AS WELL.
Fortet: Life ****in sucks.
EVOTH: BE GLAD WE DONT HAVE ANY n00bS HERE, THAT WOULD BE HELL.
Fortet: But we're in hell anyways.
EVOTH: GOOD POINT....
Post by: Grandy on June 10, 2005, 04:37:13 PM
Grandy: Anyone knows where is Oklaho-.............. CRAP! *He tosses the map away and run to the door, that is closed*
Grandy: Awww, I did it again!*
*Note: If you didnt understand, everytime he enters in this hotel, he enters with a map in hands asking where is Oklahoma, then try to go away..... and don't go. Its pretty stupid that he couldn't find Oklahoma yet....
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 05:16:09 PM
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*Fortet walks into the main room*
Fortet: Wow. More people. That one has a map!!!
*runs over to look at it*
Grandy: What are you doing?
Fortet: Looking at your map. Is it a map of the hotel?
Grandy: What do you think?
Fortet: Uh... No?
Grandy: Correct. I was trying to get to Oklahoma...
Larry: Hey Kitchen! Come here! Evoth told me this great joke!
Grandy: Your name is Kitchen?
Fortet: No.
Grandy: What is it?
Fortet: Fortet
Grandy: Ah. And he thinks your talking about singing?
Fortet: Yep.
Grandy: And he's a complete idiot?
Fortet: Yep.
Grandy: Gotcha'.
Larry: Kitchen! Hurry up!
Post by: Grandy on June 10, 2005, 07:45:15 PM
Fortet: What are you doing?
Grandy: Looking for secret passages.
Fortet: *Looks around* This place is giant, you'll take years to finish!
Grandy: *Knocks the wall* Do you have something better to me to do?
Fortet: ...
Grandy: Good
Post by: Drace on June 10, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Drace: *behind the desk* *thumb in his mouth and slowly go from back to forth* Don't let her find me, don't let her find.
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 08:50:10 PM
Fortet: Wow. A desk magically appeared.
*looks behind it*
Drace: Don't let her see me... *sucks thumb*
Fortet: Who?
Drace: Her! *points to Barbara*
Fortet: Ah... Okeyyy.....
Fortet: HE'S NOT BEHIND THE DESK, BARBARA!
Barbara: OKAY! *walks upstairs*
Barbara: He's probably in room 666. Nobody in thier right mind would be in there. *opens door and falls in, never to return*
Fortet: Wow. What a retard...
Post by: Dragonium on June 10, 2005, 09:01:43 PM
*Walks away and does the flicky-tongue thing*
Fortet: What on earth are you doing?
Dragonium: I don't know. Let's duel for no reason!
Fortet: Fine. *Draws weapon*
Dragonium: Fyeeh! *Takes out a bright purple sword*
Fortet: O_o
Dragonium: Hmm? Oh, right. It's the other one. *Takes out a normal scimitar*
*The Battle Music (http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/ff7/ff7-3-16-interupted_by_fireworks.mid) starts*
Fortet: O_o
Dragonium: Oh, crap. Sorry, it's the other one.
*The Other Battle Music (http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/ff7/ff7-1-20-still_more_fighting.mid) starts*
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 09:06:19 PM
*nothing happens*
Fortet: Crap. Can we postpone until I have more SP?
Dragonium: Whatever...
*5 minutes later...*
Fortet: THERE! VAK DON!
*lightening strikes down on the floor, blowing a hole down into the 1st floor*
Fortet: Dang... Powerful...
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 09:09:26 PM
Larry: Yo doods
Dragonium: *flicky tongues* go away.
EVOTH: SHUT UP
Dragonium: 0.o what was that?
Fortet: The unholy master of the hotel
EVOTH: YEAH, AND DONT FORGET IT.
Dragonium: okeeeey, who's the other guy?
Larry: A poor homeless bum who's addicted to Beerfee and is friends with the lord of the hotel.
Dragonium: right...
*other battle music*
Larry: Final fantasy?
EVOTH: OTHER OTHER BATTLE MUSIC, NOW.
Dragonium: Yeah, whatevah.
*other other battle music*
EVOTH: BETTAH.
Fortet: _sweat_
Dragonium: What's beerfee?
EVOTH: *GASP* YOU MUST TASTE IT!!!!
*Beerfee appears infront of dragonium*
Dragonuim: *gulp* This....is....*flicky tongue* AWESOME!!!
EVOTH & Larry: YOU BETTAH BELEIVE IT FOO.
Fortet: God have mercy on us all....
Post by: WarxePB on June 10, 2005, 09:19:14 PM
-Warxe: Are you guys sure about this?
-Xios: Me and Draknitis are here. What could possibly go wrong?
-Jani Fors: Another one of your world domination schemes...
-Xios: Shut up, angel boy!
-Jani Fors: Huh?
-Xios: Er, I thought you were Kratos for a second there.
-Cloak: Blind old man...
-Odin: Where's the food? I'm starving.
-Warxe: I can smell something cooking.
-Odin: That's you.
-Warxe: *fried by Fortet's lightning bolt* Oh...
-Jani Fors: *grabs fork*
-Warxe: Whoa, whoa. You're not going to eat me, are you?
-Jani Fors: No.
-Odin: *grabs fork* But I will! *eats Warxe*
-Xios: Did you... just eat him whole?
-Cloak: Disgusting.... made even more so by the fact that you just ate Warxe...
-Odin: What?
-Jani Fors: All of you are disgusting. Now come on, let's find a room.
-Cloak: By the way, Jani, what were you going to use that fork for?
-Jani Fors: Never you mind. Come on. *walks into a hallway*
-Xios: Screw that, I have other things to do. *walks away*
-Odin: Yeah, I need to go Zantetsuken someone. *walks away*
-Cloak: Now I'm all alone...
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 09:23:58 PM
EVOTH: DOOD!
Warxe: Help Me....I'll die....
EVOTH: NO, YOU CAN'T DIE ANYWAYS, PANSY.
Larry: That reminds me....*scottish powah*!!!!
EVOTH: SW33T.
Warxe: Oh dear.....
EVOTH: BE QUIET FRIED WARXE.
Warxe: Life Sux
Fortet: Tell me about it.
Larry: Oh be quiet ye panseh boy!!!
Warxe: What?
EVOTH: HE....DOES THAT SOMETIMES....
Cloak: 0.o
EVOTH: OOOOO FUNNEH NAMES.
Warxe: Shut up.
Larry: We neh bein shuttehn up!!
Warxe: Life sucks....
Post by: WarxePB on June 10, 2005, 09:31:45 PM
-Odin: I hate Scottish people! ZANTETSUKEN! *Zantetsukens Larry*
-Cloak: Do you feel better now?
-Odin: Sort of.
-EVOTH: YOU KILLED LARRY! YOU MUST PAY!
-Odin: No, you're the one who's going to pay! *Zantetsukens EVOTH*
-EVOTH: FOOL! YOU CANNOT KILL ME WITH A SIMPLE SWORD!
-Cloak: But he just did.
-EVOTH: *cut in half* OH CRAP...
-Warxe: Shows you.
-Xios: Hey, wait a second. If I can get to the top of this hotel...
-Cloak: Sit!
-Xios: *falls over*
-Odin: Hey, there's the kitchen! *walks into kitchen*
-Warxe: *follows Odin*
-Larry: *gets up* Man, that hurt.
-Cloak: So the rules of death still don't apply here?
-Xios: This is Forum Gaming. What do you expect?
-Cloak: Yeah, you're right.
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 09:39:23 PM
Larry: Yeah, you cant kill a voice, or the dark lord's best friends.
EVOTH: DOOD.
Warxe: Yeah, that made no sense.
Larry: Yeah, but if they get to the top of the hotel....
EVOTH: OUCH.....
Warxe: What?
Odin: WAAAARRRRXXXXXEEEE!!!!
Warxe: Poopymuffins. What is at the top of the hotel?
EVOTH: NOTHIN, THERE IS NO TOP, BUT IF THEY REACH FLOOR 10000000 THEY WILL ALL EXPERIANCE ARMAGEDDON AND TOTAL UNHAPPINESS AND THEIR GREATEST FEAR. BUT IF THEY ENTERED ROOM 666....
*Odin walks in*
Odin: I went in room 666, now I can't kill anything and my zantetsuken doesn't hurt to much anymore!!!!!!
EVOTH: HEHEH, SUCKA.
Larry: Yep.
Odin: Can I eat Warxe?
EVOTH: YEAH, SURE.
Warxe: LIFE SUCKS
EVOTH: DEAL WITH IT.
Post by: Fortet on June 10, 2005, 09:41:32 PM
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Fortet: God! There has to be a way out!!! Maybe if I get on the roof... Is there a roof? How tall is this place anyways?
*walks up the stairs*
Fortet: 2nd floor...
*walks back down and into the other door that hasn't been entered yet*
Fortet: Vending machines!
*puts $.50 in one and gets a ButterFinger*
Fortet: Ahh... Crispity Crunchity ButterFinger...
*runs into main room*
Fortet: I FOUND VENDING MACHINES!!!!!
*takes another bite*
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 09:44:40 PM
Fortet: Cursed???
EVOTH: YEP, NOW MY BROTHER EMOTH WILL COME, IS A UBER-EMO DOOD.
Fortet: *************
EMOTH: OH GREAT, NOW I'M HERE.
Larry: Look on the brightside, Hell's Hotel Ep1 is up.
EVOTH: AWESOME SWEETNESS OF DOOD!!!!
Fortet: Um....thanks?
Everybody & EVOTH: HAPPY FIRST EPISODE DOOD!
Post by: Big_Duke on June 10, 2005, 10:04:29 PM
Duke:I love every one of you guys *Hic*,C'monboysletsgotget somethingtodrinkeh?*Falls down Out cold*
5 hours later. . .
Duke runs up the stairs to get to the hall
Duke:AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHOSTS!
Ghosts follow Duke down the hall
Ghosts:Leave,LEAVE!
Duke:I can't! We're locked in!
Ghosts go into the ground
Duke:Sh1T!
Larry:WTF?!
Duke:I gotta get outta here
Duke Runs out the window,only that it is barely damaged and he fails.
Duke:WTF?!
Larry:I already tried that
Duke runs to elevator and presses the button "Roof" the door closes and opens 5 hours later.
Duke:*Runs up Steps,and reaches the "Top floor" only to be met by Larry who slept the night*WTF?!
Larry:*Yawn*
Duke:Did you follow me?
Larry:No
Duke:Then How did you get up here?
Larry:I've been here in my room
Duke:On the top floor?
Larry:On the Second floor
Duke:Then why did I go up and I'm here?
Larry:Beats me
Duke:Well,I'm going to my room
Larry:K
Duke find a Magnum and 7 rounds Ammo.
Duke:Are these yours?
Larry:No
Duke:K,I'm taking them
Larry:K
Duke runs to his room
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 10, 2005, 10:12:16 PM
Troy: hey guys, can i hang out with you, my life is ruined ,i lost a duel with a evil tortia.......
Larry:lost to a Tortia?...........Haha
Troy :its not funny
Emoth: yes it is!
Troy: Shut up Emoth, wait!..... i know you! you was that guy who couldent find a bathroom in walmart and you peed your pants!!!
Emoth : you got me mixed with the wrong person.......
Evoth: no it was you we were about 10 years old....... Wait a minute... if you saw that then you are over 1234 years old!!!
Troy: Yea i am
Larry: you look so young......
Troy: Did i mention my mom is EPOTH?
Emoth: no way!
Larry: he lie
Troy: nope she is the Evil Person of Tribunal Hell! oh yea so im like evil * dun dun dun*
Narrator: To be Continued.............
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 10:12:37 PM
Larry: Oh no! My Larry clone!
EVOTH: IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME....
EMOTH: IT WAS STUPID....
Duke: Two larries?
Larry2: I am Larry, I am here to sterilize biological infection.
EVOTH: DON'T YOU MEAN NOMAD? (geeky in joke)
Duke: Star wars jokes....life sucks.
Warxe: MY LINE
*odin hits warxe with a frying pan*
Odin: Eat that.
Warxe: Owie...
Larry2: Warxe is infected, must annhilate...
*Larry 2 zaps Warxe with eye lasers*
Warxe: Life Sucks....
EVOTH: LOL, LOSERZ
Larry: well....*SCOTTISH POWAH* HAHA ye suky pansy!
EVOTH: HEY, DUKE, YOU WANT ROOM 666?
Duke: Yeah sure.
EDIT- EVOTH: HEY, TROY AND I POSTED AT THE SAME TIME....OMG HE TOOK AWAY EMOTH AND I'S CAPS SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HE IS SO GOING TO ROOM 666 NEXT POST.
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 10, 2005, 10:25:28 PM
Evoth: in to room 666 you go!
Troy: noooooooooo!
**oh and i got emoth from your cebration post, and sorry about the capital I's, my arms broken and im typing with one hand**
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 10:30:40 PM
Larry: ach! ye can goh frea ye pansy trojan! BEERFEE NOW
EVOTH: BEERFEE.
EMOTH: PROZAC.
EVERYBODY: SHUT UP EMOTH >(
Troy: :)
Larry2: infection! DESTROY!!!!!!!! *zaps EMOTH*
EVERYBODY: :D
Dragonium: *flikey tongue*
Grandy: I ALMOST FOUND THE SECRET EXIT!!!!!!
EVOTH: THERE IS NONE...
Grandy: BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!
EVOTH: WELL, IT'S TRUE _sweat_
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 10, 2005, 10:35:08 PM
Larry: absoluty no one can ressist beerfee!
Troy: ture you are, true you are......... can I have one
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 10:39:24 PM
*hands troy a beerfee and Troy drinks it*
Troy: IN-****IN-CREDIBLE!!!!!!!
Larry: indoubedently.
EVOTH: CHEERS DOODS
Troy: dood. *becomes a Beerfee addict*
Fortet: Great :C
Warxe: WHY DO I STILL FEEL PAIN????
EVOTH: CAUSE I'M BORED.
Warxe: Glad I could entertain you.
EVOTH: YOU BETTER BE, INFIDEL
Troy: Am I an Infidel?
EVOTH: NOPE, YOUR NOW A BEERFEE CULT MEMBER.
Larry: Yeppers.
Troy: :)
Fortet & Warxe (who is still on fire): LIFE SUX
Larry; shut yer trap, PANSEYS
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 10, 2005, 10:45:26 PM
Larry: hes holding back on us !Beerfee Addicts Assemble!
*The Beerfee addicts form a huddle to find the stash of beerfee
Troy: ah there it is! but it guarded by lasers
*mission impossible theme plays*
Larry: okay heres the plan, Troy climb the wall on point A and drop to point B, then Swim to point C
Troy: What are you gonna do while I risk my life?
Larry: nothing
*short Pause*
Troy : lets do it!!!!!
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 10, 2005, 10:48:12 PM
larry: well, that was the most adventures adventure that we will ever adventure.
Troy: dood.
EVOTH: THE BEERFEE IS LIKE....BEER AND COFEE....
*some stuff happens*
Larry: Wow, I was soooooo wrong, that was Uber-Adventureris!
Troy: Yeah....
Fortet: STOP IT, THIS IS STUPID BALAYBFJNVSNSLJKN
EVOTH: *ZAPS FORTET* SHUT UP.
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 10, 2005, 10:51:26 PM
Larry: true
Post by: Grandy on June 11, 2005, 01:34:35 AM
Grandy: Okay. This is not helping. And there is no WINDOWS IN THIS PLACE!!!!
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...where the air comes from, then?
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...crap...
Grandy: HEY! KITCHEN!
Fortet: ...Fortet
Grandy: Whatever, does humans need air to survive?
Fortet: I think so...
Grandy: Does air appears from no where?
Fortet: I don't think so....
Grandy: ...thanks, Kitchen.
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 01:37:19 AM
Grandy: Grandy.
Larry: Okay Cabnit.
Grandy: What?
Larry: You want booze?
Grandy: no.
Larry: Fine, (lightweight)
Fortet: You now feel my pain.
Grandy: Knock the wall or shut up pansy!
Larry: *scottisizes*
Fortet: Great, thanks Grandy.
Larry: Shut yeh trap yeh pansehs!
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 11, 2005, 02:06:29 AM
*a pint comes from nowhere and lands on the table*
Troy: Woah! it just appears!!!.........and.......and...... *faint*
*larry runs down from the 10th floor*
Larry: hey, any one saw a pint of beerfee anywhere, I droped it
and hey why is troy sleeping?
Fortet: you did it
Larry: what? How did I do that
Fortet: ah...... nevermind youre an idiot.....*walks away*
Larry: Dont say that about troy
Troy:....mmm.......huh? oh larry! man, you should have been here, when you say " beerfee please"*a beerfee comes down and knocks troy in the head"
Larry: oh there the one I left on the ledge.......
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 02:09:54 AM
Larry: not my fault.
Troy: I need a lot of beerfee.
*a boatload of beerfee come down and bury Troy in the goodness*
Larry: oops.
Troy: I love this hotel *dies*
*troy reappeard*
Troy: Oh, yeah, I cant die.
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 11, 2005, 02:18:53 AM
Evoth: thats not a good idea
Troy: hey, dont argue with me it will be fun!
*Evoth pulls out an uzi and shoots troy*
Evoth: nevermind it is fun
Troy:You could have told me when youre gonn....*Evoth Shoots troy*
Troy: Hey sto.....*evoth shoots troy again*
Troy: okay thats it ,UZI TAG!!!!!!
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 02:26:42 AM
*larry, EVOTH and troy play uzi tag*
Fortet: Why does life mock me so?
Grandy: Get back to knocking walls, slave!
Fortet: Yes my master *goes back to knocking walls*
Larry: Wait a sec!
Troy: What?
Larry: EVOTHs a disembodied voice, how can he hold a gun, let along shoot us?
EVOTH: SHUT UP, GET DRUNK, AND SHOOT.
Larry & Troy: YES!
Fortet: Wait, if this place goes on forever, than why do we even try finding a exit?
Grandy: Because the Black Mage said so, NOW KNOCK THOSE WALLS!!!!!!!!
Fortet: NO. I'm going to go play uzi tag.
Grandy: You'll die.
Troy: Aw, that's my 7th time dying!
Fortet: So?
Grandy: Coisez.
*fortet goes of to play uzi tag but gets shot 450 times in a row*
Fortet: A still think EVOTH had an unfair advantage.
EVOTH: SHUT UP, SORE LOSA.
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 11, 2005, 02:34:24 AM
Larry: okay on 3
T&L:1......2........3
*troy and Larry pop out and is instanly killed by Evoth*
Troy: dang hes good, okay plan B!!!
Larry: whats plan B?
Troy: Matrix time!!!!!
Larry: okay u go first
*troy pops out doging bullets*
Troy: ha! he cant kill me no....*then gets shot by fortet*
Fortet: Haha loser huh?
*Larry then shoots fortet*
Larry: yep you are a loser
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 12:56:30 PM
Fortet: *Firaga'd*OWCH!
EVOTH: *PWNS TROY*
Troy: *pwnd* This is painfull....
EMOTH: ALL IS PAINFULL....
EVOTH: SHADDUP YE PANSY, OR SHOOT YER UZI!
EMOTH: *PWNS EVOTH* SUXA
EVOTH: *PWNED* OH NO YOU DID-N'T! *TOTAL PWNAGE*
EVERYBODY: *PWNAGE*
Grandy: *knock, step left* *knock, step left**knock, step left* *pwned*
Larry: Yes! Finally got something! *pwned by EVOTH*
EVOTH: L-O-****ING-L.
Larry: That's it!!! Prinny Powah!!!!
What dood?EVOTH: O.o OH *************************
Larry: PRINNY UZI!!!! *TOTAL PWNAGE PENGUIN STYLE*
Troy: *pwned* Lemme try! Prinny!!!!!! *waits*.....*waits for another minute*......*waits for 2 mins*....!..nope..*waits for 10 mins*.....bo-ring...*waits for 30 mins*....almost there!
Larry: I'm gonna go get hammered, seeya.
Troy: Yep, I almost have this! *waits for a hour*THAT IS IT!!! *thinking: What would Goku do? Wait! I know, yell really loudly until his hair grows really long!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAA....*huff* *huff* AAAAAAAA*does for another day* AAAAAAAAALLLLLALALAlALaLaLAllaBBEEEEEEEE*repeats for a week*
Larry: Hey w'aal, back from bein hammahd.
Prinny: dood, that was good Beerfee.
Troy: AAAAA-wait-Beerfee? I almost forgot my one true love! Let us go forth, and be hammered.
EVOTH, Bob (the prinny), Larry: THANK GOD, DOOD, WE THAOUGHT WE LOST YOU!.
Larry2: Beerfee is perfection, LARRY shall not sterilize.
Troy: Whatever, BBBBBOOOZE TIME!!!
EVERY-BEERFEE-ADICT: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOOOZE TIME!
Post by: Drace on June 11, 2005, 01:38:00 PM
*A little while later*
Drace: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! *runs past the others*
Fortet: What's his problem?
Grandy: Dunno.
*Footsteps are heard*
Larry: Guys, what's that?
Troy: Oh, my god. RUN!!!
*The others run after Drace, running for a T-Rex*
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 01:44:18 PM
Larry: Shut up! *scottisiza* Run yeh pansehs!
EMOTH: GREAT, A SCOT.
Larry: Yu dissehn teh scots!?
Drace: RUN!!!!!
Larry: Oh, yeh...
Troy: RUN FASTER!!!
Drace: SHUT UP!!!!!
Larry: Onleh one thang to du now!
Troy: Yes, only one thing!
EVOTH: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT?
*EVOTH, Larry, and troy become drunk of of the Beerfee*
Larry: shdbnvjjnsvjsnv
Troy: ijdsdvkjsnvk
EVOTH: IJIVSANLSNDVKDSVNSIAMKEWLDJNVSUBLIMINALMESSAGE
Drace: We're screwed...
Fortet: Wait, we can't die here right?
Drace: Oh, we can't?
T-rex: rawr *translation: oh....that sux*
Troy: Only one thing to do.......
EVOTH: UZI TAG!!!!
*Larry, Troy and EVOTH play UZI TAG*
Post by: Drace on June 11, 2005, 01:54:26 PM
*Larry, Troy and EVOTH are keeping the T-Rex busy in the East Hall with the uzi's*
Grandy: Well, read it.
Drace: Hmmmmm..... Visitors can't kill themselves and each other.
Grandy: Oh good.
Drace: Wait. There's more. The visitors can, however, be killed by the things that lurk inside the hotel. As the hotel is the bigest buidling in the world. It contains many creatures capable of killing the visitor.
Fortet: Oh, ****. Larry! Troy! EVOTH! We need to go. The T-Rex can kill you.
Larry: *Evades T-Rex tail swipe* Damnit! Guys, go! *All scater*
*The T-rex lays his eyes on Drace, Grandy and Fortet*
T-Rex: Grooooaaaarhhhh *runs towards them*
Larry: Run!!!!!!!
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 01:56:42 PM
Troy: WHAT? why?
EVOTH: OH, YEAH, YOU TO.
Troy: good, now why?
EVOTH: DOOD, I'M THE FREAKING HOTEL, I WON'T LET FELLOW BEERFEE ADDICTS DIE.
Fortet: Drace, Grandy, RUN!!!!!
EVOTH: HEHEHE SUXAS.
Post by: Drace on June 11, 2005, 02:45:35 PM
Larry: *O_O* I believe I can die. *Runs after Drace, Grandy, Troy and Fortet.
Post by: Grandy on June 11, 2005, 03:19:52 PM
Grandy: TO THE DOOR 666, THE T-REX WOULD NEVER ENTER THERE!
Post by: Dragonium on June 11, 2005, 03:21:48 PM
T-Rex: Rawr!
Dragonium: Never mind. Let us battle for no reason! Fyeeeeh!! *Flicky-tongue*
T-Rex: Rawr!!
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on June 11, 2005, 03:27:25 PM
mmb : humpty dumpty fell of a tree lalalala
dragonium : oh hi mmb dont enter the hotel the door will....
KABLAM!
dragonium : close -_-
mmb : wtf! am i locked in here now? :yell:
dragonium : yes you are...
mmb : great...where teh toilet? i need to take a pee
dragonium : its around that corner, no wait that corner
*endless conflict*
mmb : just tell me where the frickin toilets are ok?
dragonium : oh i tought you meant sumtin else anyways..its over there.
mmb : thanks -_- litle late tough
*pees pants*
grandy : WTF! that smell of pee!! EWWW!!!! :x
T-rex : RARW!!!
mmb : sorry
dragonium : EWW!! it does smell yeah :|
Post by: Grandy on June 11, 2005, 05:05:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Ugh, so it's gonna suck like the other two.
You're right, forget the randomness part
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 11, 2005, 10:42:37 PM
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 12, 2005, 02:15:20 AM
Troy: okay let do it!!!!!
*play mission impossible midi*
Larry: dude, that is awesome
Troy: okay super uber beerfee attack!!!!!!
*troy, larry, evoth,and the T rex get drunk and sings the irish drinking song*
Evoth: out of all the memories this pwns them all!!
Larry: ye got that right laddie
Troy: heh i feel like speaking chineese......
Post by: Fortet on June 12, 2005, 04:02:49 AM
Fortet: Wow. This place is like... Wow... o_o,
Larry: Hey Kitchen
Fortet: One thing hasn't changed... -_-
*looks at the T-Rex*
Fortet: WTF...? Larry! Use one of your 'spontanious plot twist things and get rid of that!!! I'll give you boze!
Post by: Legendary Troy on June 12, 2005, 08:19:58 PM
Troy: oh damn it dident work....
Larry: uh oh were screwed
EVOTH: no were not!!
Troy: what you gonna do about it?
Evoth:Room 666.............
Post by: Dragonium on June 13, 2005, 04:24:13 PM
EVOTH: YOU QUESTION BEERFEE?! *Uber-Caps* YOU DIE!!!
Larry: Uber-Caps?
EVOTH: WELL, I'M TALKING IN CAPS ANYWAY, SO I NEED SOMETHING LOUDER THAN CAPS. IT'S SIMPLE.
Larry: Yeah, but why Uber-Caps?
EVOTH: YOU QUESTION UBER-CAPS?! *Uber-Caps* YOU DIE!!!
Post by: Grandy on June 13, 2005, 04:52:42 PM
T-rex: Raurrrr.
Grandy: Well, you're better then that.
T-Rex: Rau?
Grandy: Of course I think so, you're strong, handsome, smart, I'm pretty sure you'll forget her in no time!
T-Rex: Raur! *Throws Beerfee away* Raurrr Roar ROAOUOR!!! *leaves*
Grandy: Well, this solves our problem...
Post by: Fortet on June 13, 2005, 06:20:29 PM
Fortet: You can speak dinosaur?
Grandy: Of course. I learned on my way over here.
Fortet: But... Shouldn't dinosaurs be extinct?
Grandy: Yeah. I guess...
Fortet: And how'd it get here, anyways?
*in the basement*
Crazy Guy: BWAHAHAHA!!! With my evil Dinosaur Cloner 6000, I will rule the world!!!
Post by: Grandy on June 13, 2005, 07:40:58 PM
Igor: You called master?
Crazy Guy: How is the T-Rex going?
Igor: He left, saying something like getting some ladies.
Crazy Guy: O_o
Igor: Oooh, can I try that? *Censored by ungliness*
Crazy Guy: NEVER DO THHAT AGAIN!!!
Post by: Fortet on June 13, 2005, 09:39:48 PM
Fortet: Did you hear that?
Grandy: Hear what?
Fortet: It sounds like to people in the basement...
Grandy: You're crazy. There's nobody down there.
Fortet: Yeah. You're probably right. I'm hearing things.
*in basement*
Crazy Guy: IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!! MY GIANT RAPTOR LIVVVVVES!!!
Post by: Grandy on June 13, 2005, 09:42:52 PM
Grandy: Aww, forget it, lets find out how the heck we get the heck out of this heck place of heck, Kitchen.
EDIT:
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"Real" posts: 667
I wish I noticed that sooner
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 13, 2005, 10:40:46 PM
EVOTH: *UBER-UBER-UBER CAPS* WAZZZUPPP????
Crazy Guy: OMG, what was that??
EVOTH: DUH, A DARK GOD, IDIOT.
Crazy Dude: I'll have you know i'm a genious!
EVOTH: NOT ANYMORE, NOW YOUR FRENCH.
Crazy Guy: *FRENCH'D* Oo leh strange.
Larry: PANSEH!
Troy: *chinese for pansy*
Le Crazy: *incomprihensible french words*
EVOTH: OH NO YOU DID-N'T.
Fortet: Well Grandy, time to go back to knowcking the walls.
Grandy: I am le tired.
Le Crazy: Vive le france! Au nother franchan!
Grandy: Ooo la la!
Larry: I need BEERFEE
Troy: *chinese for BEERFEE*
EVOTH: *SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-LUBER-UBER-CAPS* LOL BEERFEE IS TEH ROX0RZ Vw00T
Fortet: God why do you torment me so???
EVOTH: CAUSE IT'S FUN!
Fortet: Oh yeah, Dark God.
Post by: Fortet on June 13, 2005, 10:48:45 PM
EVOTH: WELL, IT STARTED WHEN MY MOMMY HOTEL AND MY DADDY VOICE GOT IN A BED *SOMEHOW* AND STARTED TO-
Fortet: No!!! Not that!!! I mean, how did you become the hotel.
EVOTH: I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
Fortet: Ah... I see.
EVOTH: YEP.
Grandy: Uhh.... *french words*
Fortet: WHY IS EVERYONE SPEAKING FRENCH?!?!
Larry: I dunno'...
Grandy: I just like to. :D
Le Crazy: *french words that translate to* I'M FORCED TO THANKS TO THAT RETARDED VOICE THING!!!
EVOTH: HAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Scarface Larry on June 17, 2005, 01:18:09 PM
EVOTH: WELL A BIT, BUT THE ALTERNATIVE WAS CHINGLAFULAGAGAGAIAN.
Fortet: What?
EVOTH: SORRY, HAD A LOOGIE. THE ALTERNATIVE WAS GEORGEWBUSHINESE.
Le Crazy: *translated* Holy good lord of ************** **** and ***** ***** 8*** mouse ******* baseball *********** bin soup ********** turtle ****
Fortet: Our translator sux.
troy: I doth do agree with ye.
fortet: :o
troy: forsooth! I do soundeth ****ed up like!
Fortet: Forsooth?
Troy: Dost ye shut the hell up?
EVOTH: I DIDN'T DO IT.
Larry: EVOTH! Troy and I were looking for beerfee! And....and! Troy drank one of Fortet's unholy......WINES!!!
EVOTH: *LITTLE GIRL SCREAM* OH MY GODOHMYGODOHMY OH...YEAH...I'M A GOD.
Fortet: Shut up EVOTH. What's so bad about my wine?
Larry: 0.o it's just...WINE just only WINE!
Drace: Wow. We got pretty far with randomness.
EMOTH: IN-***************ING-CREDIBLE.
EVERYBODY: SHUT UP YOU EMO FREAK.
Troy: Forsooth yonder big mouthed emo-****er should dost shut up.
EMOTH: WHAT?
Troy: Never ye mindeth :(