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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 01:54:18 AM

Title: The Retarded Questions Game
Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 01:54:18 AM: Basically, all you have to do is ask a retarded question. But you have to answer the question above first.

What's under the dress?
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Post by: oooog on June 17, 2005, 02:19:20 AM: salami, turkey, ham
(dress-ing, hehe, get it? hehe, heh, ha...)

Whats the point of the pinky?
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 02:29:03 AM: The tip.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Post by: Ace of Spades on June 17, 2005, 04:37:56 AM: To make dumbasses like you think too much and then ask why abbreviation is a long word.

Why is the sky blue?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 04:40:43 AM: Because we're all insane.

How can you tell if Kirby is a boy or a girl?
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Post by: Ace of Spades on June 17, 2005, 04:44:30 AM: Um...well. You see if you....well....it's kind of........................YOUR MOM!!! *runs away*

*comes back*
What is the point of this smiley? :=)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 05:35:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Um...well. You see if you....well....it's kind of........................YOUR MOM!!! *runs away*

Again Ace, again?

*Changes voice to old Southern accent* It's so you can discuss the estate of your slaves while ingesting the unneccessary yet finely delicious chicken of the Colonel Sanders himself.

If a fat person sat on a rainbow, would Skittles really pop out?

P.S. This is my kind of a game!
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Post by: barnsalot on June 17, 2005, 12:41:27 PM: Only if red.

How many?
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Post by: WarxePB on June 17, 2005, 12:56:28 PM: B.

What would happen if I stuck a fork in a toaster?
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 17, 2005, 01:51:39 PM: Angels would decend from the heavens and grant you eternal bliss.

Why does my clock flash 12:00?
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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2005, 02:48:43 PM: Because it refuses to count any further until you feed it.

Where does OJ come from?
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 17, 2005, 02:52:23 PM: Kansas.
Why do people like FF7 so much?
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 03:39:00 PM: The simple fact that it was created by the people who make FF.

If you get scared half to death twice, does that mean you die?
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 17, 2005, 04:03:52 PM: No you just bleed a lot.
Why is George Bush not a Emu?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 04:16:50 PM: Because unless your in Iraq or the US you have no right to complain about Bush.

If monkey's ruled the world, would bananas be an endangered species?
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Post by: charaman on June 17, 2005, 04:27:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Because unless your in Iraq or the US you have no right to complain about Bush.

Thank you

NO, but banana farms would be much more prominent.

Freaky Styley?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 04:38:57 PM: Wooly bully

What would happen if my toaster became self aware and destroyed Tokyo?
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Post by: Scarface Larry on June 17, 2005, 07:17:34 PM: They'd make a movie of it.
What would happen if charas suddenly shut down?
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Post by: WarxePB on June 17, 2005, 07:21:51 PM: It would cause a chain reaction that would result in the destruction of the Internet.

What if I was an orchestra?
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 09:06:27 PM: There'd be a lot of you.

What if I suddenly got the power to destroy the internet?
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Post by: dragoninja on June 17, 2005, 09:27:14 PM: Then we'll all grab a shot-gun and kill ya before you do...

Why was Gun Smiles created if everyone hates them..?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 09:30:51 PM: As a n00b filtration system.

What if my iPod never broke?
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Post by: dragoninja on June 17, 2005, 09:43:15 PM: then it would be a miracle...

what if humans could fly... how would that be?
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 09:43:52 PM: Then that means it might belong to God.

What if I could control everyone on Earth?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 09:48:02 PM: We'd become zombies and devour your brains!

What if Zelda never got kidnapped?
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Post by: dragoninja on June 17, 2005, 09:51:03 PM: then Link would be working as a janitor

what if FF never was created?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 17, 2005, 09:54:58 PM: The world would be a much better place without the fanboys.

What if Pokemon ate the souls of people?
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Post by: Fortet on June 17, 2005, 10:04:27 PM: I'd hate them even more than I already do.

What if I didn't ask a question?
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Post by: dragoninja on June 17, 2005, 10:13:20 PM: then I would...

What if someone on this forum didn't exist??
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Post by: MrMister on June 17, 2005, 11:32:42 PM: I'd be happy.

What if Jackie Gleason was still alive?
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 18, 2005, 12:06:36 AM: Then,she would die again.

Why am I me?
(Answer that?) :smoke:
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Post by: Grandy on June 18, 2005, 12:22:28 AM: The same reason I am I.

Why someone would ask something that he/she knows no one would answer?
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Post by: Dashman on June 18, 2005, 04:19:08 PM: Because that person have cereal instead of brain.

Why did God created Barney the dinosaur? (I mean, he scares me)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 18, 2005, 04:23:26 PM: To give children the last partially sane chil series before bluse clues.

If hippies were rich, pie was bad, hobos drank 7Up, Sega never died, Adam West was superman, Pokemon was uber popular, FF sucked ***, water was purple, muffins were poison and calculators ate your fingers, why am I an idiot?
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Post by: Fortet on June 18, 2005, 11:02:41 PM: It all leads to the space time continuim.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Post by: charaman on June 19, 2005, 01:37:36 AM: Satan.

What is the sound of two hands clapping?
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 19, 2005, 01:39:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Because unless your in Iraq or the US you have no right to complain about Bush.

Yeah, because the people in the US are totaly un-effected. Right? R... oh..

Swish!

Why does the US fall under all 14 characteristics or a facist regime?
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Post by: charaman on June 19, 2005, 07:09:34 PM: cuz we are!!!!!!!

SILLY.

Why Don't I matter?
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Post by: Dragonium on June 19, 2005, 07:18:38 PM: Because man who give wristwatch to hobo have poor time.

If I put a chicken in a pie machine, what sort of pies will come out?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 19, 2005, 07:19:10 PM: Because I > You

Why are Skittles better than M&M's?
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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 19, 2005, 07:37:42 PM: Because they don't gang up in groups of 12...get it? ^-^

What if the moon was made of Cheese?
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Post by: charaman on June 19, 2005, 11:09:00 PM: heaven.

Why am I still coming here if i never officially "came back"?
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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 20, 2005, 12:19:56 AM: Because you forgot to make a thread... What a retarded question. Oh, wait. 2 points for you.

Why the hell don't they give you free **** in cerial boxes anymore?
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Post by: Fortet on June 20, 2005, 07:30:55 PM: Because they don't have the money to make cheap dinky toys.

Why?
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Post by: Sqoad on June 21, 2005, 09:27:59 AM: Because we don't like you...

Why do you speak Swedish in Sweden???
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Post by: ultros on June 21, 2005, 10:18:40 AM: Duh...

Why do My M+M's have W's on them?
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Post by: RuneBlade on June 21, 2005, 11:56:39 AM: Because you drink too much tea.

What is "åäö"
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Post by: Slippy_Gonzalez on June 21, 2005, 10:27:27 PM: Ah Ar and Oo - i think

Why does my **** look bigger in the mirror? :(
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Post by: Reain_ on June 21, 2005, 10:34:55 PM: Because it was a mirror you stoll from the house of mirrors.

Whats a stupid quetion to ask?
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 22, 2005, 01:25:58 PM: The one you just did.

What if I was a ninja?
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Post by: maxine on June 22, 2005, 01:41:13 PM: Then you would be a ninja not a ninja wannabe.

What would you think if you read the news that was saying "a 16 year old boy got drived over by a parked car" ?
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Post by: Dashman on June 22, 2005, 05:05:27 PM: That I should read other news because the ones who made this ones are stupid persons, but more stupid the one who was drived over.

Which was the color of the white horse of Napoleon?
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Post by: maxine on June 22, 2005, 10:19:37 PM: green and blue

What am i if i am stupid?
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Post by: Dashman on June 22, 2005, 11:49:04 PM: A president

Why am I alive today?
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 22, 2005, 11:57:05 PM: because if you weren't we wouldn't have anyone to talk about.

why cant penguins fly?
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Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2005, 01:37:31 AM: Because I'm a penguin, he's a penguin, she's a penguin, we're all penguins, and you can be a penguin too!

If barbie is so popular, then why do you need to buy all her friends!?
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Post by: Fortet on June 23, 2005, 02:49:11 AM: So Ken can do this all day: @.@

What?!
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Post by: garyrobinson1990 on June 23, 2005, 02:53:06 AM: No one knows.

Why are flamingos orange?