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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 10:47:35 PM

Title: Conquer the world!
Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 10:47:35 PM

We're going to conquer to world! But in order to do this we need henchmen, assasins, tools, weapons etc. etc. etc.

Post here 5 things we could use to conquer the world!

- Chinese Sumo Midgets with Mohawks.
- Steven Spielberg to direct the war, after all he did direct War of the Worlds in 12 weeks.
- Kamikaze watermelons.
- Higly trained sniper worms.
and my favourite:
- Playboy bunnies fembots to take care of the goverment of the US.

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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 10, 2005, 11:19:03 PM

- 6 drunken hobos
- A paperclip
- A pin
- A potato
- A mystery investigator

I have no better ideas. Sorry.

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Post by: Bluhman on July 10, 2005, 11:22:19 PM

-An army of zigs
-A supersized rollingpin
-Highly trained renegade boulders
-Zombies with Bows
-God

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Post by: Leon_1990 on July 10, 2005, 11:36:50 PM

- 10000000 cans of silly string
- an army of clowns
- Bee shooting dogs (bark and bees come out!)
- batman and robin
- George Bush (WTF! 0_o)

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Post by: Grandy on July 11, 2005, 12:08:15 AM

 -A secret society composed by a blind, a thief, a nerd, a medician who is already dead so it doesn't counts, a hippie, a chief and someone who thinks he is a wizard (but he's not).
 -Secret codes such as "Yalp stel" means "Lets play"
 -An army of 300 bare-handed fighters of about 14-18 years old.
 -3 atoms (so we can cut it to make a nuclear explosion)
 -The best in they ranks:
 *Quentin Tarantino to plan the battles.
 *Jackie Chan to train our soldiers.
 *Darkfox to put everything in order.
 *George W. Bush, so we have where to pratice our shoots.
 *Robin, the Wonder Boy, so we have who to blam if we lose.

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Post by: Al~Len on July 11, 2005, 02:00:46 AM

-George W. Bush
-Osama Bin laden  
-Saddam Hussein  
-Kim Jong Il  
-A world broadcast of a game of twister between these four tyrants, on ESPN2 of course. The bringers of scrabble and other well known televised sporting events..


..yeah.. o_o.. how that would conquer the world.. I dunno..

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 11, 2005, 02:14:21 AM

I only need one thing:

An army of pirate-ninjas.

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Post by: charaman on July 11, 2005, 02:17:51 AM

trent reznor
a bunny
ginger ale
a computer
and satan

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Post by: Dashman on July 11, 2005, 03:29:37 AM

Tanks
Armies
Helicopters
Tricicles
Any mexican president(or Bush)

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Post by: Fortet on July 11, 2005, 04:38:57 AM

-Magical Trevor
-Lions from Kenya
-Badgers
-Salad Fingers
-That cow from 'Magical Trevor'

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Post by: Drace on July 11, 2005, 05:25:23 AM

- Flying monkeys with knives.
- A group of genuises:
* Albert Einstein
* Thomas Edison
* Vincent Van Gogh
* Barney The Dinosaur
- A group of killer-toilets with an IQ of 666
- Bag-pipes(those scotish instruments), modified so they would shoot toe-nail clippings of old people. (****ing hard)
- Extra nutty, triple layerd chocolate ice-cream bombs.

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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 12, 2005, 02:14:40 AM

-50 apples each contamintated by 3 worms.
- An army of n00bs armed with gun smileys (which I will NEVER post).
- 9 energetic apathetic diabetic old men on roller skates who have a mark propensity for procrastination and slobs (dont ask)
- A satellite
- Multi-color lightsabers

EDIT: 100 posts! :) I told myself I had to be excited...

EDIT 2: Ok, last edit I promise. I mean, 100 posts without spamming!

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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 12, 2005, 03:05:22 AM

-giant twinkies
-a very large cage
-fishing line, pole, and hook
-porn
-lots of patience

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Post by: Big_Duke on July 16, 2005, 06:01:05 PM

-A colassal sumo wrestler
-85 trillion Tons of food
-Catherine Zeta Jones acting sexy in a bikini
-2 redwood trees
-a BAR

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Post by: Kinslayer on July 16, 2005, 07:41:06 PM

- Bush
-Chaney
-Bush Jr.
-Blair
-Carlyle Group

Easy, right?

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Post by: Dominant on July 16, 2005, 10:42:29 PM

-God
-A bunch of Cristian Conservatives, like me, to create annoying distractions
-Some midget merc to destroy all records of the Geneva Convention (so we can do whatever we want)
-A huge band of muscular men to do my bidding
-Courtesy of George Carlin: F.A.R.T. (The Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team)

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Post by: Sqoad on July 16, 2005, 10:55:41 PM

1# "Book of how you conquer the World easily" Written by: Sqoad and Published by Squire Inc. (My company ^^)
2# A letter saying: Please my dear enemies. Gather in this spot [Some random spot...], This is NOT a trap to kill you and conquer the world.
3# A dousins of nature caring nuclear missiles to fire at that spot.
4# An army to wipe out the rest of the surviving army.
5#Someone to be the ruler of the world (I am glad to volenteer(sp?))

A very simple way XD