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Title: The Big Emerald 3
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 21, 2005, 04:48:53 PM

For those who haven't played before, here are the rules:

1.Describe how you steal the emerald from the previous owner.
2.No cursing.
3.You may defy the laws of physics.
4.There's no use trying to kill someone, they'll just come back.
5.You may control other characters

I shall start with the emerald. (As I still have it from the Big Emerald 2) I am still in the middle of the desert.

Here I go:

Ed looked around at his environment.
"Hmm..." He said.
"No one around."

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 21, 2005, 08:18:51 PM

MT11: MWARDI HAR HAR HAR! *Snatches Emerald and floats off*

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 21, 2005, 08:28:49 PM

BIA: ...*summons a large water wall*
*MT11 smacks into it and drops the emerald*
BIA: I'll take that!

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Post by: Drace on July 21, 2005, 08:32:36 PM

Drace: *Taps BIA's shoulder* Hey. Do you happen to kno where..... shinny! YOINK! *grabs it our of BIA's hand and runs away*
BIA: Damnit!

PS: BIA is also the shortcut name to Brothers In Arms.

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Post by: CoolZidane on July 21, 2005, 09:30:24 PM

Zidane dons armor, then hits Drace with a car, breaking most of Drace's bones. Zidane takes the Emerald and runs, laughing insanely.

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Post by: Tomi on July 21, 2005, 09:43:02 PM

Tomi summons an army of monkey, who kills CoolZidane and brings the emerald to me.  MWAHAhAHAHa!!!!1111

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 21, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

BIA: hey zidane...
Zidane: ???
*a huge water elemental flows out of the ground in between the two*
*water elemental smacks zidane 100 miles into the mountains and snags the emerald*
BIA: Thanks. *unsummons the elemental*

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Post by: WarxePB on July 21, 2005, 09:44:52 PM

*a giant black airship crashes into BIA*

-Xios: So, it begins again...
-Cloak: My airship! You killed my airship!
-Xios: Don't be such a crybaby. *slaps Cloak*
-Jani Fors: Settle down, boys. I need that emerald to finish my new machine!
-Warxe: What machine?
-Sein 25: The "Ultra-Cool Combat Bot!" *shows Gundam figurine assembly instructions*
-Warxe: ...
-Xios: *goes down to airship wreckage* Hey, where'd that kid go?
-BIA: You missed me. *runs off with emerald*
-Cloak: Oh no you don't! Teleports to BIA and grabs emerald.
-Warxe: ...What?
-Cloak: Sorry, forgot the asteriks. *teleports to BIA and grabs emerald*
-BIA: *grabs emerald back*
-Cloak: *decapitates BIA, grabs emerald and teleports back*
-Sein 25: To the Fors Labs!
*Batman effect*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 22, 2005, 04:01:26 PM

Dragonium: Fufufu.

Everyone: What the hell?!

Warxe: Have you been watching Pokemon? And where did you come from?

Dragonium: Silence! *Summons all of Warxe's hideously mis-spelt brethren*

Waxe: O... K...

Warce: I don't have a clue what's going on.

Werte: Meh.

QWERTY: Bloooo!!

6364mmn556#';'gfr -054l;: You should be quiet, you'll ruin the effect.

Warxe: Give me the emerald, I'm outta here, this is craz --

*Gets eaten by QWERTY*

Auron: Hmph. *Chops off most of the airship*

Jani Fors: I don't have a clue what's goin' on here, but --

*Gets eaten by QWERTY*

Dragonium: Yoink! *Steals emerald and jumps off the airship*

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Post by: Pythis on July 22, 2005, 04:09:13 PM

Pythis: *jumps into Dragonium grabs the emerald and phases through the floor*

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Post by: Drace on July 22, 2005, 04:57:20 PM

Drace: 23! 78! 59! Go! *runs toward Pythis with a rugby player team*
Pythis: 0.o f*ck! *team jumps on Pythis*
No. 69: I got it! *hands it over to Drace*
Drace: Excellent. *wishtles and a black dragon comes* Cya later Pythis *jumps on but drops the Emerald in mid-air* Kadamn it!

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Post by: Dragonium on July 22, 2005, 05:08:29 PM

Dragonium: You know, if I hadn't just hit the floor from 10,000 feet, I'd be a lot happier.

*Emerald lands right in front of him*

Dragonium: That'll do as compensation.

*Runs away with emerald*

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Post by: WarxePB on July 22, 2005, 05:14:36 PM

-Cloak: WARIO! Duh-duh-dun-nah! *pulls out giant extended hand thing*
-Xios: ?
-Sein 25: I think he's been playing too much Mario Tennis.
-Shy Guy: *random noises*
-Xios: Where'd he come from?
-Shy Guy: *random noises* *smacks Xios*
-Cloak: Now, let's see if this works... *presses a button on the extended hand thing, and it somehow stretches all the way to Drag*
-Drag: WTF?
-Extended Hand Thing: YOINK! *grabs emerald and stretches back to Cloak*
-Cloak: Sweetness.
-Sein 25: That was really out of character for you.
-Shy Guy: *random noises*
-Cloak: You wanna hear out of character?
*puts on Warxe mask*
Cloak: Man, I'm such a loser... *dies for no apparent reason, then comes back to life, also for no apparent reason*
-Sein 25: That works... hey, where'd the emerald go?
-???: You should be more concerned with guarding this emerald...
*Kratos appears with the emerald*
-Xios: Oh, it's just you.
-Kratos: Indeed.
-Cloak: Well, we need to flee before anyone comes to get the emerald.
-Kratos: Why don't we just stay and fight?
-Xios: Either way, someone's gonna come and get the emerald. It's in the rules.
-Sein 25: And fighting sucks, anyways. I'd rather settle things with words.
-Shy Guy: *random noises*
-Kratos: ...(what have I got myself into?) Very well, we'll flee. *runs*
-Cloak: *runs*
-Xios: *runs*
-Sein 25: That's not fair. I can't run...
-Warxe: Don't worry, we're probably safer here.
-Sein 25: What? I tohught you got eaten by that QWERTY thing.
-Warxe: I was. And I still am... *disappears*
-Sein 25: ...
-Shy Guy: -_-

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Post by: Pythis on July 22, 2005, 09:33:34 PM

Pythis: Soul of hell, Flames of Eternity, Gods of the world grant me strength!
Gaurd: WTF?
Pythis: Ahh screw it *Grabs the emerald from Kratos*
Kratos: ...****

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Post by: andy165175 on July 23, 2005, 02:44:39 AM

* Pokes Pythis * Hi!!!!! * Poke Poke *
Andy165175 walked away, tHe Emerald in his hand. How? Don't ask.

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Post by: Pythis on July 23, 2005, 02:52:12 AM

Pythis: Slaps andy and tkes the emerald "Hahahahah!!!111!!1!1"

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Post by: andy165175 on July 23, 2005, 02:57:32 AM

Andy165175 Says " GENDER CHANGE!!!! " And He becomes A She.
" Wrong Person. " * Grabbs The Emerald, Eats It * "HA!!!!"

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Post by: Drace on July 23, 2005, 08:57:28 AM

Drace tackles Andy, grabs a vacum cleaner, put the hose through his mouth into his stomach and sucks out the Emerald.
Drace: Oh yeah. *runs away*

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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on July 23, 2005, 09:00:53 AM

Legaly changes Drace's name to "Gilbertoniniweinertisni". Takes the Emerald while Drace is crubled on the ground having an identity crisis.

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Post by: andy165175 on July 23, 2005, 03:22:50 PM

Andy turns back Male, ANd Shoots Everything, Stealing The Emerald Once more.

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Post by: Pythis on July 23, 2005, 03:24:35 PM

Pythis: *kicks andy in the shin and throws the emerald into a nuclear factory which blows up..* HAHAHAHA!

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Post by: andy165175 on July 23, 2005, 03:30:33 PM

* Screams * NNNOOOO!!!! * Starts Choking, Coughs up Emerald * CCOOOLLL!!!!!

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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 24, 2005, 03:31:08 AM

CK: *Randomly descends over andy165175 with hover boots which then fail and falls on him. andy165175 drops the emerald.*
CK: I'll be taking that thank you. And while I'm at it... *does a come on bunny from SO2 and hops away*
andy165175: Ugh.... Huh? Ahhh, he escaped!

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Post by: Pythis on July 24, 2005, 02:28:42 PM

Throws a bomb at the bunny.
CK: WHat? *notices the emerald is gone*
Pythis: Sucker eheheh

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Post by: Dragonium on July 24, 2005, 06:29:57 PM

Dragonium: ... *Uses Lapis Laser on Pythis*

Pythis: Fwahaha! I am indestructible! I am invincible! Well, I only have one weakness, but...

Dragonium: ... *Shoots Pythis with a Railgun*

Pythis: Curse my inability to shut up! *Disintegrates*

Dragonium: ... *Grabs the Emerald and puts it in a flask of Acid for safekeeping*

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Post by: Grandy on July 24, 2005, 06:51:52 PM

*Grandy is swimming in the acid*
 Grandy: Theres nothing better to swin in a deadly place to refresh... uh? An emerald? Aww, crap, not again, I already got injuried after running after these kinds of rocks 3 times now!
 ....but still... *steals the emerald*

 EDIT: Ohhhhkay, it was a FLASK of acid, pretend it wasn't, point.

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Post by: Dragonium on July 24, 2005, 07:00:43 PM

Radian: Hey Drag.

Dragonium: Hey Radian. Hey Samba.

Samba: Hey.

Radian: What're we gonna do now?

Dragonium: Dunno.

Samba: Hey, I learnt how to make pipe bombs out of Acid!

Dragonium: Really? How?

Samba: Like this. Oh, wait there's something in it. *Takes out the Emerald, hands it to Dragonium, then lights the Acid on fire*

Grandy: Baddaybaddaybadday!

*Lobs the burning Acid flask onto the horizon. It disappears with a "ping" and a sparkle*

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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 24, 2005, 07:11:21 PM

CK: *Gets on a synard and flies down to Drag, Radian, and Samba who all start running*
Drag: Ahhhh, he's getting closer!!
CK: Ah, crap I forgot how to steer this thing. *Crashes into the ground and reaches out for emerald, which is right in front of him*

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Post by: Kinslayer on July 24, 2005, 07:40:17 PM

KS: HEY! THAT'S MINE! *steals the emerald and runs, but drops it at a river*
KS: Dammit all!!!

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Post by: andy165175 on July 24, 2005, 09:46:38 PM

* GRabs Emerald* YEAH! * Pulls out FLamethrower, TOrchs Everything and everyone.*

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Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 24, 2005, 10:29:55 PM

*uses water*
MMB: MUHAHAHA!!! *grabs emerald and bashes this andy dudes head*
warxe : wtf!
drace : ...

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Post by: andy165175 on July 25, 2005, 03:15:46 AM

MMB: MUHAHAHA!!!
Andy: Idoit. * Punches In Stomach, Steals Emerald *
MMB: :(
warxe : WTF?
Andy: * Jumps to the moon *

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Post by: Spike21 on July 25, 2005, 03:26:31 AM

S21;ill take that (S21 said as he teleported and then grabs it frome hime) *Munch Munch* mmmmm good emerald (the he melts into a liquid and flies away and split to 2 piesces and sends one to the sun and the other to pluto)
Andy;can he do that?
MMB;Yeah he took so much writing space.

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Post by: Pythis on July 25, 2005, 03:32:03 AM

S21: Huh?
Pythis: *takes the emerald from his stomach*
S21: Damn
Pythis: *Runs*

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Post by: Spike21 on July 25, 2005, 03:49:33 AM

S21;How dare you sir (shoots Pythis in the head and takes the emerald and throws it into a volcano)
Pythis;why you do that
Andy; you are and idiot
S21; we can get it ... i have the technoloy

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 25, 2005, 02:27:24 PM

Ed rises out of the volcano holding the Emerald. He flies high into the sky and disappears.

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Post by: Dragonium on July 25, 2005, 03:33:15 PM

Ed: Fwahahahahahaha!!! I have the Emerald! And now I --

*Crashes into the Sun*

Dragonium: -_- *Catches the Emerald, wires it up to a bomb, grabs Radian and Samba then gets in an APC*

Samba: Where the hell did you get an APC from?

Dragonium: Meh.

*All drive off*

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Post by: Grandy on July 25, 2005, 03:41:25 PM

 *Grandy is swimming in the air around they*
 Grandy: Aaah, nothing better than use your ninja magic to swin where theres nothing to swin on... Uh? *notices emerald* Aww, no! Not again, this thing ruined my life... *count on fingers* FIVE times now! I'll not steal it! ..................but still..... *steal the emerald* *bomb explodes* *the auto-hide ninja trick is activated, and Grandy is teleported to another random place while replaced by a piece of wood, now the piece of wood has the emerald...... and Grandy's clothes*

 But where is Grandy?

 *somewhere, in a female bathroon in Montana*
 *Grandy wakes up naked, and notices about 4 women looking to him*
 Grandy: Uh.... I can explain? *False smilie + Cold sweatdrop*

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Post by: andy165175 on July 25, 2005, 04:34:10 PM

Grandy:  :]]
Andy: Chaos.. CONTROL! *Grabs Emerald, Reappears in..,. I better not say.*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 25, 2005, 05:42:27 PM

Samba: Drag, are you sure this teleporter thing will work?

Dragonium: Of course! Just say where you want to go, and it'll take you there!

Samba: You've been using it to spy on people, haven't you?

Dragonium: I better not say.

*All get warped to I Better Not Say, right next to the Emerald*

Dragonium: Woo! See?

Samba: Amazing... -_-

*All run away with Emerald*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 25, 2005, 06:43:47 PM

Ed blew up the planet and took the emerald.

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Post by: Dragonium on July 25, 2005, 06:56:46 PM

Dragonium: Idiot! You blew up the wrong planet!

Ed: Which planet did I blow up, then?

Martians: *Floating in space* Imbecile!

Ed: Well, I -- *Gets hit by a laser and melts*

Dragonium: ... *Zooms off with the Emerald, leaving behind a big cloud of dust and Ed's ashes*

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 25, 2005, 08:02:26 PM

Dragonium: ...what the heck is that?
*sees a big glob of water*
BIA: I'll take that! *shoots a watery arm out and sends it though dragonium's heart*
Dragonium: ...*dies*
BIA: Hmf...*sucks in the emerald, and floats off*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 25, 2005, 08:22:14 PM

Radian: You think maybe we should resurrect him or something?

Samba: He'll just yell at us if we don't.

Radian: But, he... Aww, whatever.

Dragonium: Hi guys. Where's the Emerald?

Samba: BIA has it.

Dragonium: What?! *Smack*

Samba: Oww... Next time, Radian tells you.

Dragonium: Hmmm... How to get it back..?

Samba: Umm...

Dragonium: Some way of generating intense heat...

Radian: Well, you...

Dragonium: Samba, what're you mouthing at me? "Lunatic Bike"? "Light-up Brakes"?

Samba: Limit Break!!!!!!!

Dragonium: Of course! *Smack*

Samba: Owww...

Dragonium: ... *Sunburst Cannon's BIA*

BIA: What the -- *Evaporates*

Dragonium: Cha-ching! *Grabs Emerald, all run away*

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Post by: Kinslayer on July 25, 2005, 09:05:09 PM

ks: BOOOOOHHHH!!!!!

dragonium: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *drops the emerald*

ks: It's mine again! *runs like crazy*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 26, 2005, 06:53:26 PM

Dragonium: Landmine!

KS: What the -- *BOOOOOOOOOOM*

Dragonium: ... *Grabs Emerald*

Samba: Did we miss the backstory to that post or something?

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 26, 2005, 07:08:42 PM

Grabs Emerald out of Dragonium's hand and ate it.
"Hey! This isn't rock candy!!!" He screamed.

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Post by: Dragonium on July 26, 2005, 07:23:08 PM

Dragonium: ... *Pokes Ed in the eyes, punches him in the stomach, grabs the Emerald, then kicks Ed in the shins and throws Samba at him*

Radian: Owned.

Dragonium: Damn right. *Run away*

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 26, 2005, 08:14:42 PM

BIA: I wouldn't of changed my form again Dragonium... >:
Dragonium: ...?
*BIA shows up an a raincloud*
Dragonium: Umm...Okay...
BIA: I hope you like ice...
*BIA casts hail prism, becomes a humaniod form and takes the emerald from Dragonium's frozen hands...*

BIA: Hmf, lets see anyone else take me on!
*shoots a blue flare up*
BIA: Now to wait for the fools...
*Becomes a titanic watery beast (about the size of most hurricanes)*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 26, 2005, 08:20:38 PM

Samba: Hmph. *Thaws Dragonium with Fire Shot*

Dragonium: Ah, BIA. Are you, or are you not, made of pure water?

BIA: Sure am!

Dragonium: Really?

BIA: 100% pure.

Dragonium: *Sprinkles BIA with bathcubes* Not any more. Now you're 90% Water and 10% Ocean Fresh.

BIA: Oh, crap. *Melts into the floor*

Dragonium: Ha. *Scoops up BIA, puts him in a bottle, then tips him into the Sea*

Samba: We going now? Someone'll catch up to us and steal the Emerald anyway.

Dragonium: *Smack* Quiet.

*All run away*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 26, 2005, 08:24:34 PM

Ed reaches and snatches the Emerald from Dragonium.

"OWN3D!!!!!!!" he screamed.

FFL2_and_3_rocks  walks in and punches Ed in the face.

"That'll teach you to steal my sig!!"

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 26, 2005, 08:41:46 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Dragonium
Samba: Hmph. *Thaws Dragonium with Fire Shot*

Dragonium: Ah, BIA. Are you, or are you not, made of pure water?

BIA: Sure am!

Dragonium: Really?

BIA: 100% pure.

Dragonium: *Sprinkles BIA with bathcubes* Not any more. Now you're 90% Water and 10% Ocean Fresh.

BIA: Oh, crap. *Melts into the floor*

Dragonium: Ha. *Scoops up BIA, puts him in a bottle, then tips him into the Sea*

No I am 80% water the only thing is, is that I know how to use the water inside me to change shape and form.

BIA: ...great now I'm in the sea... *thinks*
*2 hours later after warxe and crew gets the emerald once more*
BIA: Hello! *pops out of the sea as a giant watery demon*
Warxe: Oh crud...
*BIA smacks Cloak's (just repaired) airship out of the sky and grabs the emerald from the smoldering waterstruck airship and luanches 80,000,000 luages under the water*
Warxe: Perfect...
Cloak: My airship... *starts to cry*
Xios: Shut up already! *High kicks Cloak in the face into the water*

*from under the water*

BIA: They won't reach me here...:D

EDIT/OFFTOPIC2: And the water outside me is usable... *thus I can grow and shrink*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 27, 2005, 09:05:01 AM

Dragonium: Yet again... *Picks up BIA in a bucket, and tips him in the desert*

Samba: Now we should get some peace and quiet.

Dragonium: Just to add to his pain... *Puts down a stereo, it starts playing the Crazy Frog on an endless loop*

Samba: Ooh, nasty.

*All grab Emerald and run away*

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Post by: andy165175 on July 27, 2005, 02:09:02 PM

* Stares at Dragonium*
Andy: Hi.
Dragonium: Ummm... Hi?
*Kicks Dragonium in Face, Grabs Emerald.*

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 27, 2005, 06:40:43 PM

Raincloud BIA: ...now I'm pissed... *soaks the stereo*
BIA: Now lets go find that dragon... *flys off with broken stereo in hand/cloud/hand/thingy!*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 27, 2005, 07:18:32 PM

Samba: Looks like it's getting cloudy, we should get to cover.

Dragonium: Nah, let's get the Emerald first.

Samba: But how?

Dragonium: *Pokes andy in the eyes, takes Emerald* You always ask those dumb questions.

BIA: Fwahahahaha!!

Radian: Holy cow... That cloud is talking!

Samba: What the hell have you been drinking? It's not a talking cloud, it just - HOLY CRAP, A TALKING CLOUD!!!

Dragonium: -_-'

Radian & Samba: Aaaagh!!

Dragonium: Guys... You know what we do to naughty little talking clouds, right?

Samba: Oh yeaaah...

Everyone: TEAM POWER ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK DESPERATION REDUX STRIKE THINGY!!

*Long drawn out sequence where everyone blows the crap out of a cloud*

BIA: Yoo hoo! Wrong cloud! I'm over here. The one with a face.

*Another long drawn out sequence where BIA gets cut into 3 separate clouds*

BIA: Nya ha ha! *Each of those 3 clouds grows to the size of the original one*

Radian & Samba: O_O

Dragonium: -_-

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Post by: andy165175 on July 27, 2005, 07:59:30 PM

*Stares...*
Andy:Umm...
Dragonium: ok, we are done now.
Andy: Good. Kame - Hame - HHA!!!!!! *Incinertaes Dragonium*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 27, 2005, 08:24:30 PM

Dragonium: Hold up.

*Beam hits the Emerald, and refracts out, incinerating Andy instead*

Radian: And we succeed again.

Dragonium: Indeed we do, my friend... Indeed we do... *Grabs Emerald and walks away*

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Post by: Kinslayer on July 27, 2005, 08:39:17 PM

KS: YOU MISSED THAT MINE!!!!

Dragonium: What the...?

*they both fight and loose the emerald*

KS: Damn! So close... It fell over there!

*runs towards it*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 27, 2005, 08:56:43 PM

He finds Ed holding it in his right hand. He shoves it in his right eye socket. "This will make a great substitute eye!"

He runs away and disappears in a blinding light.

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Post by: andy165175 on July 28, 2005, 12:48:55 AM

*Chants An Ancient Curse, Ed Pulls Emerald out and gives it to Andy. *
ANdy: hahahaha Weak Minded Fool!@!!11!!@11one!!1!!one!1
*WAlks away *

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Post by: DvlshAngil on July 28, 2005, 05:52:52 AM

*A ravenous pack of hungry man eating goats surround Andy and begin eating him from the toes up.*  

"Mine now."

*Takes emerald*

"Oooh, sparkly."

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 28, 2005, 01:58:24 PM

BIA: May I freeze the newb?
Everyone: YEAH!!!
BIA: Okay... *hail prism*
*BIA returns to normal*
BIA: Here go catch! *Takes emerald and tosses it into the sea*
BIA: ^_^

EDIT: BTW thats a good use for the emerald...*_*

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Post by: DvlshAngil on July 28, 2005, 03:10:22 PM

DA: *Wondering if goats can swim as she stands still frozen.  The herd mills around her body and their heat melts her.  Then then head towards the water and jump in.  Several perish in the attempt as they can't swim.  Finally, a lone one emerges from the water, bleeting pitifully around the emerald held tightly in its mouth.*

Goat: "Baaaaa."  *It drops the shiny green gem at her feet and collapses in a sodden puddle of smelly goat.  She puts the emerald in a tin can and feeds it to her pet, which revives and looks for more cans.*

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 30, 2005, 01:49:11 PM

BIA: -_- You fed the emerald to a goat... *five seconds of silince* DAMN YOU!!! *Attacks DA with my Excalibur, 9999 damage+unleash of Legendary*

*DA stands there dead along side her now overkilled goat*

BIA: Thats what you get for feeding a goat an emerald infront of the most powerful Mercury Adept ever. Oh yeah the gem, *notices the green glow from the goats now nearly soulless body* well better get that. *slices open the goat and takes out the emerald* Hmmm...stomic acid... *gets vile of bile XD* Well lets see them get it now! *Create an Ice bridge thing (yes I know thats a X-Men thing so what sue me) and glides off*

and hour later at the same spot...
*A demon-like glow penertrates from the half frozen goat's body. And bursts outward like a hellfire across the plains in a fury of energy and power. Then out of the ashes of the now incerated goat a large demonic figure rises and stares upwards towards the sun and rises its armored hands grasp at the unreachable light in the sky. The hell risen demon then looks around at the flame scorched land and snaps his finger. Incenerating beams of fire luanch down from the heavens and wipe out all that remained there in a fury of flames.*

???: It is time at last to restore my lost head... For now Duhullen has risen to once more become king of demons, and ruler of all mortals!

*Duhullen then walks off leaving behind the ruins of whence he had awoken...*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2005, 07:59:41 PM

Ed stared in amazement at the tremendous beast walking away from the hill he stood on. He looked at his watch, which opened into a communicator. "He has awoken." he spoke.

"You fool." stated the watch.
"But Shade, there was too much nonsense." Ed replied.
"I don't believe this! Who has it?"
"BIA."
"I'll take care of the beast. You retrieve the emerald! We need it for Merry's awakening!"
"Roger."

Ed runs after BIA with lightning speed. When he caught up, he grabbed the emerald out of BIA's hand.

He ran back, but saw the monster still destroying everything in sight. He noticed that Shade was lying in the wreckage gasping for air.

Shade spoke. "He hit me with a fire blast."
"Don't worry. I'll bring Merry here. She can destroy this beast." Ed replied.

Ed ran with rapid speed towards the ruins the monster had came from.

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Post by: andy165175 on July 30, 2005, 10:00:01 PM

Andy: This Is Getting to seriouis o_0
* Samcks Everyojhne, Steals Emerald. *
Andy: LMAO!! Lyk U Idoits!!! LMAO!!!  :frag: LAMO!!!!11!!!one1!!!

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2005, 10:09:08 PM

Ed uses Andy's bad gammar and his gun smiley to kill Andy. He grabs the emerald and, again starts running towards the ruins.

When he got there, he throw the emerald down a hole. Merry jumped out and ran towards the beast. She ripped his head off and threw it into the sun. The beast fell backwards, covering the hole where the emerald lies.

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 30, 2005, 10:18:11 PM

Duhallun: What head?
Merry: Off course Ed you make rip off a non-exsist head!!!
Ed: Hey don't get mad at me I didn't know the thing was headless...
Duhallun: You quite done?
Merry & Ed:  _sweat_ yes...
Duhallun: Good... *chants an anchent and demonic pray* RISE CHARON BOATMASTER OF THE RIVER STYX, AND SEND THESE MORTALS TO PURGATORY!!! *Merry & Ed vaporize into thin air and then pop up staring down Charon*
(At the river styx)
Charon: This way, it would do you good not to stray from me if you wish to have an afterlife...
(Now at the temple)
Duhallun: Now for that emerald so I can become lord of the mortal realms! *jumps down into the hole at which the shattered emerald is*
(Over in the ice plains of Prox [GS2 town god play the game!])
BIA: Hmm...so it truely begins... *fades into the blizzard from sight*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 30, 2005, 11:24:37 PM

BIA comes across Ed in the hole.

BIA: I thought... but...  Charon?

Ed holds out a skull and moves it as though it spoke.

"I never stood a chance."

BIA:???
Ed:"You think I'm a mortal? When I said 'ripped his head off' I meant I ripped his ability to have a head. He fell because he tripped on a building."

Ed then whipped out a black book. "Vartyh!!" He cried, and both he and the emerald disappeared.

BIA:Huh?

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Post by: coasterkrazy on July 31, 2005, 02:48:18 AM

The emerald then reappears in CK's hands.

CK: What??? Wow, this is my lucky day!!! *Runs up to the top of a mountain with emerald*

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on August 01, 2005, 03:32:28 PM

BIA: What the hell just happened!!! :yell: It just doesn't make sense dulhallun is right here infront of me...
*Runs out of the temple screaming for his life*
Dulhallun: *cracks knuckles* Well lets get that emerald from that poor mortal... *teleports of to CK*

CK: *pant* well here *pant* I am...
Dulhallun: Foolish mortal... *out of nowhere dulhallun attacks and rips though CK's body in fury of rage and blood*
*sephiroth's theme plays*
Dulhallun: I shall kill them all...every last one! *asorbs the emerald into his body* Well time to die everyone! *teleports to hell's gate*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 01, 2005, 04:11:54 PM

When Ed noticed he mispronounced the spell, he returned to earth. Dulhallun was blasting something Ed could not make out until he got closer. He noticed Shade Trying to keep the blast from him with an energy shield.

"Wha? I didn't give Shade no shield." Ed said.
Ed ran up to Shade.
"Where's the emerald?" Ed asked.
"Inside Dulhallun."
"Darn! I was hoping I wouldn't have to use this spell again."
He frantically flipped through his book.
"Where's Merry?"
"Dead." replied Shade
"Oh well, I can just be us two."
The shield was starting to break.
"Herri... nurum... mortiks!!" Ed shouted.
Suddenly, a stone figure as big as Dulhallun arose from the ground. It was in the shape of a guard with a long robe. It had one face on each side cof it's head. One was smiling, the other was frowning. Like the faces you see in plays.
"Mortiks!" Ed cried. "Kill Dulhallun!!"
Out of nowhere, two stone swords with giant blades appeared in the statues hands. With one mighty blow, Mortiks sliced Dulhallun directly in half vertically.
"What's the matter, BIA? Scared?" Ed cried.
Ed ran to the fallen beast, but did not find the emerald.

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on August 01, 2005, 07:36:31 PM

BIA: Lets see an imortal being thats able to regenerate itself on command and has complete immunity to all of the basic elements on of which makes up every spell, enchantment, and incantation I know? I think you would be too. Oh yeah by the way that includes those big stone blades that just sliced him in two.
*Duhallun magicaly rises up and pointed an open plam at the summoned creature that had cut him. Then out of his plam came a massive beam of light that split the beast in two and unsummoned it*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 01, 2005, 07:54:01 PM

Ed stood and stared at the beast with no emotion.

"We're doomed!" cried Shade.

"No, we're not!" Ed replied.
Over the mountain to the right, a shadow blocked most of the sun.

"I thought you said Merry was dead." Ed said with a smile.
Ed turned to face BIA.

"Little do you know," stated Ed. "That The Big Emerald isn't the only ancient relic! Meet the beast of The Big Ruby!!!"
The shadow leaped in front of Ed. To reveal the exact same monster as before. Only wielding six blades in six hands.

"It happened 1000 years ago, and it's happening again!!!"

"Meet the true Mortiks!! Altough Duhallun isn't trapped in a body like Mortiks, I think we will win.

Mortiks then stuck all six swords in the ground in the form of an arrow pointing at the evil which stood before it. Ed turned to the last page in his book. "Varrum numados!!!"

The swords glew a bright red. Mortiks' head started spining until finally, a bright yellow light. When the light faded, both Mortiks and Duhallun were gone. In Mortiks' place, was Merry lying on the ground with a red ruby around her neck.

Shade walked up to Ed.
"Finally, Duhallun is gone. Trapped in the time before the big bang. As time is not an element, it is... uh... time."

 Ed walked over to Merry and picked her up. Shade walked over to the stunned BIA and noticed the emerald next to him. He grabbed the emerald, and Shade and ed walked to the ruins to revive Merry.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 01, 2005, 08:36:11 PM

Merry was suddenly blocked by a man... or something... we can't tell. This thing said "BLUH!!!! I AM COUNT DRACULA?" and took the seely emerald and flew to china.

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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 01, 2005, 09:22:33 PM

It just so happens that CK's grave site is in China, where he rose from the grave (well, it was in the rules was it not?)

CK: *Noticing the man/woman/thing.* Um.... Hi.... *Then darts past in a swift dash grabbing the emerald and hopping into a nearby pagoda, which ends up teleporting him to antarctica, where he and the emerald freeze in an icy block.*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 01, 2005, 09:29:26 PM

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Originally posted by Bluhman
Merry was suddenly blocked by a man... or something... we can't tell. This thing said "BLUH!!!! I AM COUNT DRACULA?" and took the seely emerald and flew to china.

Merry was blocked? How? Merry hasn't been revived!


CK exploded and the emerald fell into Ed's hand. He threw the Emerald and Merry down the hole from earlier, but Ed kept the Big Ruby in his left hand. "Sartium!" Merry then crawled out of the hole. With the emerald jammed in her head.
"That'll come off soon. Don't even try to remove it. Nothing can remove it. Give it a day or two." said Ed.


- This aught to make it interesting.  :]]

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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 01, 2005, 09:34:41 PM

CK once again is revived and gathers necessary equipment so he doesnt get destroyed again, and sets up a tent near where the emerald is jammed and camps out until it will come out.

CK: In the meantime, I might as well......... *falls asleep*

Ed: *Yells some more random spells that I have no clue what he's talking about*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 02, 2005, 07:56:53 PM

The Emerald popped out of Merry's head. The three ran off. :)

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Post by: DvlshAngil on August 05, 2005, 02:53:48 AM

The three bumped right into her.  She shakes her head dazedly as she didn't know what hit her and looks down into her hand.  The emerald is there and she runs  off, finds the nearest toilet and flushes it.

"What the hell did I just do that for?"

Stands there looking down the toilet and wondering why she was so stupid.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 05, 2005, 02:58:13 AM

Bluhman just happens to live in the sewers, so he found the emerald and said "HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" And began to rock out.

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Post by: Kinslayer on August 15, 2005, 01:40:19 AM

ks wanders in the sewers.

ks: That thing is mine!!! mine!!! my... precious!!! no one must get the precious!!! Huh?! He has the precious!!! *gollum* *gollum*. I'll get it!!!!


*Scares Bluhman and steals the emerald*

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Post by: Greeny341 on August 15, 2005, 09:20:39 PM

*enters the sewers with a silenced 9mm & shoots Kinslayer in the leg as he drops the emerald Greeny yoinks it but not before taking a pee in the sewer river* YOU ARE MINE NOW!!! MINE!!! YOU BELONG TO ME!!

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Post by: Sqoad on August 17, 2005, 11:36:24 PM

Sqoad: *holds a shot gun* FREEZE! GIMME THE EMERALD!!! *Gets the emerald*
Hahahahaha! It's MINE now!

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Post by: Kinslayer on August 18, 2005, 01:08:43 AM

KS: AAARRRGGGHHH *gollum* *gollum* MINE MINE MIIINEEE!!!!
*jumps eventhough he is wounded and gets the emerald, he leaves crawling fastly*

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Post by: oooog on August 18, 2005, 01:50:26 AM

Kinslayer glances back for some reason.  Just then, oooog uses his awesome ninja skills to replace the emerald with a rock, and makes off with the emerald.

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Post by: xenocide on August 23, 2005, 05:42:38 AM

Xenocide: Uses a supersonic boom attack to fly past oooog at a bizillion miles per hour and snatches emerald, then teleports to Jupiter, where he puts up a forcefield to keep away enemies!!! "You can't get my emerald now! MINE MINE MINE"

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Post by: LynX on August 23, 2005, 12:19:00 PM

LynX teleports into Xenocide's force field with two sick big double barrelled shotguns and says: "Sayonara!" Then LynX blasts the hell out of Xenocide, dumps 1 shotgun into the atmosphere, force pulls the emerald into his hand, blasts the force field with the 2nd shotgun, and flies away Matrix-style (like Neo).

EDIT: Sry 'bout this, but I want the emerald!

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Post by: Sqoad on August 23, 2005, 07:01:29 PM

Sqoad: *Asks for the Emerald and gets it without any trouble*
Thanks man!

LynX: No problem *continues to fly away*

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Post by: LynX on August 23, 2005, 07:59:15 PM

LynX then realizes what has he done and asks to get the emerald back. He gets it. Then he blasts Sqoad the same way as he did Xenocide (Yup, summoned another shotgun). LynX then grabs emerald and flies away (play Superman theme here).

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Post by: Bluhman on August 23, 2005, 08:51:54 PM

Bluhman notices how LynX' name is spelled all wrong. He corrects his name, but then "LynX" ended up as being spellchecked as "Links" as in "Sausage Links". Therefore, by spellchecking his name, Bluhman turned Lynx into sausage wrapped around an emrald. Taking the emrald which fell from the sky, he ran to the moon upon a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge, with a healthy snack of dried sausages.

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Post by: xenocide on August 23, 2005, 09:13:01 PM

*Mission Impossible theme plays* Xenocide sneaks up to Bluhman and snatches the emerald then replaces it with a fake, without Bluhman noticing, shoves a motion sensor bomb up Bluhman's nose, and RUNS LIKE HECK.

Xenocide: Don't move. You move and it will be tough living with your head 20 feet away from your body

Bluhman: *starts sweating*

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Post by: Bluhman on August 23, 2005, 09:29:57 PM

Bluhman: "Wait..."

Minutes pass...

Bluhman: "Oh yeah! Hah!"

Bluhman explodes like he did elsewhere, and rematerializes.

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Post by: xenocide on August 23, 2005, 09:40:37 PM

Xenocide: I still have the emerald *teleports to New Vegeta*

Xenocide uses the KaMeHaMeHa wave and vaporizes all the competition.

Edit: Its been a while since someone posted...do i win?

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Post by: LynX on August 24, 2005, 07:57:22 AM

Nope.

LynX rematerializes from the netherworld on the same place Xenocide is, while blowing Xenocide up. GRUESOME BONUS!!! Anyway, LynX grabs emerald and washes away.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 24, 2005, 07:22:43 PM

Lynx: *Blows up*
Ed: *Grabs the emerald*
Earth: *Blows up*

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Post by: LynX on August 24, 2005, 08:20:55 PM

LynX rematerializes from his parts in true Terminator fashion, and casts Forever Zero. Ed's body atoms are being destroyed, and LynX quickly grabs emerald and teleports not very far away so he can watch the special effects.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 24, 2005, 08:34:38 PM

Bluhman: Hello LynX. Do you wan't to be incased in solid mythryl?

LynX: Yes.

Bluhman: The cost being 1 emerald.

LynX hands over the emerald and slowly begins to turn into mythryl

LynX: Cool! It feels like I'm melting in a pot of molten lava!

Bluhman: Now I'm off to meet the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz. Have fun!

Bluhman jumps way into the sky.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 24, 2005, 08:40:12 PM

Bluhman runs into Ed.

Bluhman: I am going to see the wizard of oz.
Ed: *Snatches emerald.*
Bluhman:
Ed:

Ed runs to mercury and blows it up.

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Post by: xenocide on August 25, 2005, 02:33:55 AM

Who ever said it broke?

Xeno: *disguised as taxi cab driver* Hello sir!

Nikey: Hi! i gotta run ok, can you take me to the nearest airport?

Xeno: Sure i can! *drives to a cliff*

Nikey: Why did you stop near this cliff?

Xeno: *steals emerald, drives off cliff, teleports out of taxi*

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Post by: Bluhman on August 25, 2005, 03:52:11 AM

turns out that xenocide teleported right underneath where the taxi would land. The taxi landed on him, crushed him, causing him to drop the emerald right next to Bluhman, who was waiting for the bus.

Bluhman: "Ohh! Jolly ranchers!"

Bluhman eats the emerald and walks into the oddly god-proof bus.

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Post by: LynX on August 25, 2005, 07:09:45 AM

LynX sings a random song that came to his mind. Nikey's head exploded into a million pieces. LynX grabs emerald and  :hi: .

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Post by: xenocide on August 25, 2005, 02:08:44 PM

LynX: You will never get the emerald from me while I am alive!
Xeno: Theres no problem then.
LynX: IM STILL ALIVE STUPID!

LynX then spontaneously combusts. Xeno grabs the emerald and goes on his way.

Xeno: Are you? Are you still truly alive? Rest in pieces my friend.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 25, 2005, 02:15:44 PM

Ed blows up every planet in the solar system that remained. The emerald lands in his hand. He runs in the middle of deep space and throws it into the sun. The sun explodes and the universe implodes in on itself.

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Post by: ES2005 on August 25, 2005, 02:26:21 PM

ES2005 escapes from the implosion and pokes Ed in the eyes and grabs the emerald and flys of to an island that was similar to the one from TBE 1 which probably NOONE remembers...R.I.P.

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Post by: xenocide on August 25, 2005, 03:06:56 PM

i think its game over cause...the emerald go boom in sun
OH WELL

Xeno: I HAD THE REAL EMERALD THE WHOLE TIME HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS AN IONIC WARHEAD HA HA HA!!!

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Post by: ES2005 on August 25, 2005, 03:09:36 PM

Dude. The Emerald is INDESTRUCTABLE! At least it was last time I checked...which was a very long time ago. Screw.

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Post by: LynX on August 25, 2005, 03:25:22 PM

Post: Don't count meeee...

What about a rule: "Whenever the emerald is destroyed, the next player must get another from somewhere, like forge it or buy it in a gift shop."

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 25, 2005, 03:31:23 PM

Ed cloned it, but threw it into the sun again.

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Post by: xenocide on August 25, 2005, 06:34:43 PM

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Xeno: I HAD THE REAL EMERALD THE WHOLE TIME HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS AN IONIC WARHEAD HA HA HA!!!

 

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 26, 2005, 01:29:34 AM

Ed grabbed all of them, threw them into the sun again, until the sun exploded again, which sent them into a dimension whnere all of their wildest dreams come true.

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Post by: xenocide on August 26, 2005, 03:56:03 AM

Xeno: *surrounded by naked ladies and has superpowers* who needs the emerald!

Then the world pops and they were back. Xeno had the emerald!

Xeno: *locks ed up in a force field which is IMPOSSIBLE to get out off* No more throwing stuff into the sun, ok ed?

Ed: *whimpers*

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Post by: Bluhman on August 26, 2005, 05:05:15 AM

Suddenly, Bluhman jumps on the forcefield and begins to run on it, causing it to roll after Xenocide! Crushing the one who dreams about ladies in nude and superpowers, Bluhman claims the emerald.

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Post by: LynX on August 26, 2005, 09:44:26 AM

LynX says "Bluh-" and all that is left from Bluhman is man. Then LynX says "-man" and man completely disappeared from the face of the universe. Fortunately LynX was a demihuman, so all that is left from him is "demihu".

EDIT: Just for information, I grabbed the emerald after that.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 26, 2005, 02:46:27 PM

Bluhman's spirit says "-Midity" and LynX becomes "Demihumidity". Because Lynx is now half nothing and half humidity, he dissappears in a puff of vapor. Bluhman casts +5 curse on the emerald and runs like a little chicken.

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Post by: LynX on August 26, 2005, 03:14:38 PM

A flock of sheep teared Bluhman apart. LynX respawns near that place, takes the emerald, tames the sheep, cuts their wool, makes a fine coat of it and flies to the New Dimension of S**t.

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Post by: Bluhman on August 26, 2005, 09:46:39 PM

... with a camera. Bluhman's photo came out so fascinating that Nikey dropped the emerald in awe of what a work of art he had just made. While the emerald was on the ground, Bluhman sneaked up on it and got it by the head! It wriggeled left and right! Furiously shoving it into is Godproof satchel locked by a microscopic key, the emerald was Bluhmans.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 26, 2005, 10:01:53 PM

Ed tried to get out, but died of suffocation, so he died. He was then reincarnated into the ball, so he squashed everyone and put the emerald inside himself.

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Post by: LynX on August 27, 2005, 09:46:25 AM

But Ed needed to go to the toilet. When he left, LynX snuck in and grabbed the emerald from the toilet with tongs and ran away.

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Post by: xenocide on August 27, 2005, 09:07:54 PM

Xeno summons Duke Nukem and gets him to nuke Nikey, cause nobody nuke'em like Duke Nukem! Then steals teh emerald

Xeno: To the victor the spoils will go!

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Post by: jjbmember9 on August 28, 2005, 10:32:09 AM

jj summon dukes worse nightmare
cheese pudding
jj makes duke steal the emerald from xeno
hahahahahah

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Post by: LynX on September 04, 2005, 07:53:31 PM

LynX throws the cheese pudding at JJmemberSomeNumber, sticking him to the ground. LynX takes Emerald and goes sell it to the "A Shop That Buys Very Valuable And Big Emeralds" Shop.

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Post by: xenocide on September 07, 2005, 04:21:06 AM

LynX walks toward the shop but it doesnt seem to be getting closer. After walking for 5 days straight without food or water, LynX collapses from exaustion.

Xeno: Hey LynX wanna know sumthin?
LynX: *pant pant* wat?
Xeno: *holdin spoon in hand* there is no spoon *spoon bends*
LynX: Cool whatever
Xeno: wanna know sumthin else?
LynX: WHAT!!?!??!
Xeno: There is no LynX
LynX: There is no LynX? *LynX's spine bends on a 145* angle*

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Post by: Greeny341 on September 07, 2005, 11:45:45 AM

*simply takes the emerald and smashes it*

Title: lone wolf help
Post by: lonewolf on September 07, 2005, 12:29:29 PM

but the Emerald in to the fire

and make a new fire Emerald

and make hes wolf army keeps of the Emerald

you have to find the cave where lone hide the Emerald

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Post by: Greeny341 on September 07, 2005, 04:57:56 PM

*blows up the earth & the emerald flies out of the hemisphere into my hands* yay *throws it into space* DIE

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Post by: LynX on September 07, 2005, 05:16:48 PM

LynX simply grabs emerald and causes a massive and destructive... Well, I don't know how I would call it. Armageddon and Apocalypse are too weak names for that. Anyway, it completely phases away everyone except LynX. (In MtG, this is called Removing From the Game)

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Post by: Kinslayer on September 07, 2005, 06:25:55 PM

KS: Not enough for me Lynx!!!! Gah! *spits Lynx's eyes and takes away the Emerald*. Finally, it's MINE!!! (Evil laugh)

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Post by: xenocide on September 08, 2005, 12:08:29 AM

Xeno is standing on a rock in the middle of a desert.

Xeno: *holding spoon* There is no spoon *spoon bends*
KS: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!?!
Xeno: There is no Kinslayer
KS: *back cracks like LynX's did*
Xeno: *takes emerald and teleports to the moon* There is no earth! *Earth Explodes*

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Post by: Red XIII on November 24, 2005, 03:29:51 PM

(In the moon):

Red: i´m having some good vacations... what could´ve happened to Earth?

*Xeno falls to the ground*

Red: Hey Xeno, you know what?
Xeno: What?
Red: (Does a Jedi mind trick): You´ll give me the emerald...
Xeno: I´ll give you the emerald (Hands it over)
Red: Okay, let´s do this

(Rebuilds Earth, and escapes to Athens)

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Post by: Archem on November 24, 2005, 04:47:40 PM

Archem: Hmm...
Then Archem walks up to Red and smacks him in the face.
Red: Why'd you smack me?
Archem: Idunno.
Xeno: n00b5!!!1!one!exclamationpoint1
Archem: Hmm...
then Archem walks off, pocketing the emerald. Xeno and Red don't seem to notice, since they've started a n00b war... Thank god Archem got out of there while he still stood a chance.

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on November 24, 2005, 07:22:25 PM

DarkFlood hits Archem hard with his bad programming and graphics, then grabs the emerald and hides in his poorly constructed fortress on Jupiter.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 24, 2005, 07:30:44 PM

*Eats Darkflood, then spits out the emerald and draws a smiley face on it* Yay.

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Post by: Archem on November 24, 2005, 07:37:46 PM

Archem: Hah! That was the fake emmy! I'm going to the bathroom now!

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Post by: Red XIII on November 25, 2005, 02:31:39 PM

Red comes out of the shower and takes the emerald, along with toilet paper and runs away

Red: It´s mine!!! finally!!!!

Meanwhile:
Archem: Oh No!!!!! he took the paper!!! i´m trapped now

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on November 25, 2005, 04:07:28 PM

DarkFlood jumps ontop of Red and hits him in the face until he drops the emerald

DarkFlood: I got an emerald AND got to hit someone in the face! Sweet!

DarkFlood returns to his poorly constructed base on jupiter

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Post by: Archem on November 25, 2005, 04:08:14 PM

Darky: Hehehe...her.
Archem: Duh-Du-Daaaaa!
Archem swings in on a vine (from nowhere) and snatches the emmy.
Darky: Nooo! My triumphant phrase has gone to waste!
Archem: And now I have an emerald AND an Emmy!
Darky: Nooooooooooo-the o's trail off into eternity... Curse you Eh Steve! I'll chase you 'til tomorrow-noooooon!!! *Fizshaeow!*

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Post by: Kinslayer on November 26, 2005, 10:53:29 PM

Narrator: "When everyone thought that he had given up, the invincible, the one and only Kinslayer comes back into game!!! He jumps out before Archem, and... OOOOHHHH!!! That's an ugly kick!!! Archem's leg seems bad and... Kinslayer has the Emerald!!!!!"

 *Ovation like in a soccer stadium*

Ks: "Finnaly, I got you again... Let's GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!"

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Post by: DarkFlood2 on November 26, 2005, 11:03:45 PM

DarkFlood, using some insanely large rocket boosters, flies Jupiter into the sun... While everyone is watching the awesome sight, DarkFlood grabs the emerald.

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Post by: kelpie on November 27, 2005, 02:04:36 AM

kelpie floats up to darkflood
kelpie: that seems very shiney...may i have it?
darkflood: no...no you cant..
kelpie: oh...*walks away*
darkflood: ...
kelpie: maybe i should use my girlish insticts
darkflood: ...*sis there*
kelpie: *AHYIYIYIYYYIYYIYIYIYYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs out with giant hammer*
darkflood: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
kelpie: *hits darkflood contiuously till hes smashed into ground*
good boy..*smiles, pats him on the head and runs off with the emerald*

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Post by: Archem on November 27, 2005, 04:42:34 AM

Archem: Hmm... I think I'll take that emerald...
Archem flings his Emmy at that darn cat, causing it to fall. Out of an airplane. And catch fire. And land in a vat of... gelatin. Toxic gelatin.
Kelpie: Agh! Not toxic Jelly-o! I'm allergic to... Is this blue raspberry flavored? I looove blue raspberry!
Kelpie proceeds to devour the gelatin.
Archem: Yay! The emmy is mine! Now then... time to blow up Jupiter...
Then Jupiter explodes. For no apparent reason.

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Post by: Kinslayer on November 28, 2005, 01:24:12 AM

ks: Huh?! Jupiter is gone... YOU have my emerald!!!

Narrator: Oh it seems Kinslayer is rrrreally mad a Archem and... HOLY CHRIST!!! That's what I call a punch on the face!!! he grabs the emerald and leaves, towards... Saturn?!

Ks: Yeah! I'll go to Saturn, how will I? well... FLYING!!!! *flies towrds Saturn*

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Post by: Red XIII on November 28, 2005, 01:40:48 AM

*Kinslayer drops the emerald*

Red: That´s my chance!!

*Takes the emerald and hides in a cave*

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Post by: kelpie on November 28, 2005, 08:22:32 PM

a bear: oooooo!!this looks like a proper mate!..
Red XIII: ah I finally have that emerald.
A bear: hello hunny!!
RedXIII: * in shock* uh......
A bear: I have something you can do for me..*flirtatous face*
RedXIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*drops the emerald while running*
Kelpie:*zips out of the bear costume* AH.....sweet solitude...*smiles cutely*....but was my flirting really that bad? or was it that I was a bear.....*sits thinking for a second*......ah well....Ill just have to figure that out myself *winks and walks away*

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Post by: Dragonium on November 28, 2005, 08:40:21 PM

Dragonium: Wait for it...

Samba: Popcorn?

Radian: Cola?

Dragonium: Nah, let's just snatch the shiny trinket and be off.

Samba: How long do you think it'll be?

Radian: Not long now.

Dragonium: Well since this is a comedy sketch, and the cat thing was pretending to be a female bear, I'd guess right about... Now.

Kelpie: Aaaaaaaaaargh! *Chased away by horny bear*

Dragonium: Alright, let's go. *Walks off with Emerald*

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Post by: Archem on November 28, 2005, 09:36:45 PM

Archem: Check it out.
Archem has a see-saw with a trampoline under the up end and a bucket of pee, Ps, and peas on the down end. Dragonium on the other hand breaks out into a run, seeing as how everyone takes notice of his emerald having. Suddenly-
Archem: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
Archem jumps on the up end of the see-saw, launching the bucket towards Dragonium.
Voice from Nowhere: HEAD SHOT!
That should explain what happens there thoroughly. The emerald flies through the air! The trampoline under the see-saw causes Archem to spring upward. As if God was on his side (but he's not), the emerald lands perfectly in Archem's hands.
Archem: Yay! All accordian to plan!
So Archem runs off and... runs off some more.




Damn, that was well planned!

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Post by: kelpie on November 28, 2005, 10:33:27 PM

Kelpie: ugh.....*walks in realif that the horney bear is gone*
Okay, never again will I do such a thing....phew...
*Archem is getting drunk because he successfully got the emerald*
Kelpie: uh...arent you alittle underage to be drinking?
Archem: *stares* well of course not....im elevendetwelve years old.....ahe....
Kelpie: *looks frightend* well then....since your having fun...Ill take that emerald right off your hands...*grins big*
Archem: *stares at trinkit for a moment* agh.... sure whynot you....sexy leperchaun you...*begins to waddle away drunk*
Kelpie: well that went smooth. * walks away with emerald

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Post by: Archem on November 28, 2005, 11:01:32 PM

Heeey... Wait up fer meee....
Kelpie: Uh, no thanks. I really should be getting home about now... My mom's waiting for me and-
Archem: WHADID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!?!
Kelpie: No! Wait! I didn't-
In a drunken rage, Archem kicks the **** out of Kelpie.
Archem: Heeey... pretty shiney glowey thingy... I'm just gonna borrow this fer a few times...
And so, Archem recovers the emerald and goes off to contribute to his liver decay.

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Post by: kelpie on November 28, 2005, 11:22:31 PM

kelpie: *twitches*...... ugh....I dont wanna wake up mommy....*drools and reaches over for bottle*...nice warm milk wakes me up....*drinks bottle*.....O.O.....*cough*......Yuck!!! Champagine!!!!! it tastes like feet.....*cough*.....*twitches a bit more*......thats it.....* gets up slowly*.....its his fault...* eye twitches as evilness surrounds Kelpie*....MWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archem: now since my hang over is gone, I shall continue on my journey that I came up with for no apparent reason!!!!*turns around*...Aheehe..eh?*sees kelpie  running up for the emerald in rages of fury*
Kelpie: Mommys home...why dont you come and give her a hug..!!!*eye twitches A bit more*...heheheehe.....
Archem: GAH!!!!! My mother does not look like A 14 yearold!!! *takes out shotgun* and I will not hug someone I dont know yet!*cocks gun*...*shoots at Kelpie's head*....bullseye!...* her head comes right off and strangly one of those bugs come out from her head from Resident Evil 4*What?!?!?!

Kelpie:...*body falls over*.....OOOOWWWEE!!!* bug screeches and eats Archem*
Archem: no wait----*gets crapped out*
Kelpie: *bug takes body and puts the emerald in the head socket.*....whoa...*kelpies head grows back*.....what just happened....oh well...*walks away happily*


but yet, little did kelpie know, the emerald in her chest now.....weird...

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Post by: Archem on November 28, 2005, 11:29:49 PM

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archem: Yay! No one ever saw it coming! That wasn't no emerald! 'Twas a bomb made to look like the emerald! I had the real one all along! HEAEGH! err... Ha! But I still think I could use a shower...

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Post by: kelpie on November 28, 2005, 11:47:18 PM

*body parts hook up again like charade from sc2*
Kelpie: WILL YOU STOP BEING mean to me!!!*starts to cry*
i never wanted to hurt anyone......
Archem:...uh....
Kelpie: *gets up*....I guess it didnt work eh?....Just what I suspected....*smirk*....hehe...*takes two emeralds and hits Archem across the face with a bat*......ugh...Im sorry.
Archem: eh....?* twitches*
Kelpie: here have the emerald*friendly smile*....its not a bomb...this ones the bomb* points to an emerald in her hand and walks away*
Archem: well that was nice of her....*looks at the emerald*....hm
Kelpie: i guess i did the right thing*flies up into sky planning to destroy things such as planets and fat people//XD jk!!!*



the  emerald Kelpie gave him was real...not fake nor a boobytrap..

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Post by: Archem on November 29, 2005, 03:17:17 AM

Archem: I feel special! ... But now I have two emeralds... But... how? I don't even know where THIS one came from! Hmm...
Archem flings the "fake?" emerald off a cliff.

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Post by: Kinslayer on December 01, 2005, 02:08:53 AM

ks: Hey Archem!!! Look behind ya!!!

Archem Wha...?

*Kinslayer kicks Archem from behind, grabs the emerald and... like... He runs*

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Post by: Cerebus on December 01, 2005, 02:55:42 AM

Cerebus throw a rock at Kinslayer's leg, wich made him fell and drop the emerald. Cerebus run, grab the emerald and then stop running. '' Why the hell did I do that? ''.
Cerebus throw the emerald back to kinslayer and run away.

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Post by: Archem on December 01, 2005, 03:35:03 AM

Archem: Hey KS! Remember the time I had a trampoline?
Kinslayer: Yeah... I DO remember!
While KS is reminiscing, Archem takes the emerald and disappears... to... behind a big rock.

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Post by: Kinslayer on December 01, 2005, 04:32:40 PM

Ks: What must be done must be done...

Archem: WTF?!

*Archem gets hit by a baseball bat and is left unconcious*

Ks: I have the emerald and... well... I guess I'll eat something... naaah let's better get the hell outta here!!!

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Post by: Archem on December 01, 2005, 10:53:25 PM

Several hours later...
Archem: Ugh... What happened?
...
Archem: My emerald! Oh well. I still have the other... one? Oh no! I threw it away! Into my room... Yay! I'll go get it!
Three minutes later...
Here it be! And it's-a the good, real one, too! See? There's the bar code an' ev'rythin'! Not to mention my current blatent overuse of 'postrophes. I win!

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Post by: Kinslayer on December 05, 2005, 05:12:29 PM

ks: NO WAY!!! THIS EMERALD'S FAKE?! I'll get that Archem guy...

*runs like crazy, crying and yelling "My emerald!"*

Archem: What the...?

*ks punches him, takes the emerald and jumps into a time vortex*

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Post by: Archem on December 05, 2005, 11:19:55 PM

-which sends him back in time to where Dragonium was when the P bucket hit. So Kinslayer's emerald lands in Archem's hands.
Archem: Uh... Good catch?
And since there can only be ONE emerald, Dragonium's emerald moved forward through time up to this point.
Archem: Einstein would be rolling over in his grave if he heard about this...
Dead Einstein: Ach mein Gott, den was Sie gemacht haben?*
Archem: Uh... I don't speak genius... So... Uh... Bye!
Then he runs off with the emerald. And Kinslayer's pants...


*Oh my god! What did you do? (Probably a pretty rough translation.)

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Post by: Red XIII on December 06, 2005, 02:06:47 PM

Red wakes up after a long dream and *for some unknown reason* he has no pants

Red: What in the world could´ve happened to my pants!?!?

*Archem passes by*

Red: Hey, dude, can you give me those pants?
Archem: Sure, take´em.

*while archem is distracted, red puts on the pants, hits him form the back with his Limit Break, and escapes with the emerald*

Red: Great!! I have the emerald. And even better, some new pants!!!!

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Post by: Archem on December 06, 2005, 10:23:03 PM

Archem flies by in his NEW LUXURY AIRLINE EDITION SPORTS CAR/HELICOPTER!!!omfg.
Red: Spiffy.
Archem: Indeed, yon adventurer. Care to take a fly? I have candy!
Red: Ooh I LOVE candy! Especially from strangers!
Archem: And I'm about as strange as it gets, huh?
Red: You bet, mister!
And so, Red XIII gets in the helimacar.
Archem: Now!
Then out pops a level 50ish Cloud from FFT.
Cloud: Cherry Blossom!
Gasp! The ultimate in Limit Breakage! Way to go, Cloud. You just don't let it die, do you? Anywho, Red drops the emerald. So Archem takes it and jumps onto a cloud or something, I guess... Which means... that there's NO PILOT TO THIS CRAZY CONTRAPTION!!! Quick, grab hold of the steering wheel!
Red: Good idea! ... Uh oh...
He took the freaking STEERING WHEEL?!?! NOOOOOOOOOooooo000w00t...
Archem: And that's the end of that "tail"!
You thought you were being witty, didn't you?
Archem: Yes. Yes I did.

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Post by: Kinslayer on December 11, 2005, 01:18:52 PM

Kin steals the emerald from Archem after striking him with a baseball bat and gets the hell out of there.

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Post by: Dragonium on December 11, 2005, 03:30:05 PM

Dragonium: Ah, I see my truck is right on time.

Kin: Uh?

Dragonium: I see my truck is right on time.

Kin: Yes, you already said th -- *Gets reversed over by a truck*

Dragonium: *Picks up emerald* Where were you?

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Post by: Kinslayer on December 11, 2005, 09:34:12 PM

Kin: "I'm down here!"

Dragonium: "Wha...?"

*A molotov bomb explodes at the truck, leaving Drag blind for a sec, while Kin steals the emerald and gets away"

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Post by: Red XIII on December 13, 2005, 01:21:27 AM

Red: Stop there, Kin!
Kinslayer: What do you want?

Red: ULTIMA!!!!!!

*Kinslayer is badly wounded. Red takes the emerald from his destroyed body and leaves*

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Post by: Archem on December 13, 2005, 02:48:56 AM

Archem: Leaves? But my tree is bald now! How can there be leaves?
Red: What leaves?
Archem: You just "leaves"'d.
Then Red notices that he's standing on a pile of leaves. Then, all too late, he realizes what is going on.
Archem: What is gong on?
Red: It's a trap hooooooo.....
Then Archem grabs the emerald (which Red just so happened to drop on the ground as he fell) and asks himself: What? a hooooo? That's kinda dumb.
Then Archem skips off in a merry fashion. Like a little girl, some would say.

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Post by: Red XIII on December 19, 2005, 02:17:49 PM

Red comes out of the hole and chases Archem...

Red: There you are!!! PAIN!!!!!!

Archem(Talking with signs because he´s Silenced): You can´t do that!!! That Magic is from FF8!!!!)

Red: You´re right..... How did I?....

*Red is distracted.... Archem takes his chance and escapes....*

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Post by: Archem on December 19, 2005, 09:20:05 PM

Archem eats some Echo Grass.
Archem: Ha! The joke's on him! I never even got to disk 3! Shows how fun I thought that game was! Now we go find that thingy I had. A moogle! Moggy-mog!
Moogle: Kupopo!
Red slithers back up (he's a snake now... somehow...).
Red: Ooh... I want one.
Archy: No. He's mine. The one-and-only!
Red: Aww... Can I buy him?
Archem: I dunno... How much you got?
Red: Uh... All I have is this shiny green emerald...
Archem: That's a done deal!
And so, Archem trades his beloved moogle for a common shiny-green emerald. Who's the real winner here?
Red: Hey... wait a minute...
Archem: I want my mog back! Oh well! Off I goooooooo!
Archem flies off. In his flying car. That he still has. And you all forgotted about. Phfischaw.

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Post by: Red XIII on December 21, 2005, 05:55:30 PM

Archem: Her i am, flying in my...

*Car breaks down...*

Archem: WTF?
*Gremlins come out of the car, and attacks Archem, who drops the Emerald*

Red (Still in snake form): Now´s my chance
*swallows the emerald and hides under a rock*

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Post by: Archem on December 22, 2005, 05:39:26 AM

Archem comes crashing down on the rock. His car, however, stays afloat. Somehow. Archem's weight combined with the weight of the rock and the density of the soil cruch the Red snake. Who droops the emerald-o. Extra o's!!!
Red: OhnoI'mdying!!!dead.
Archem: Yays! I shall go and get me that there shiny greenstone.
Archem takes the emerald and... does... something... somewhere else...?

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Post by: Red XIII on December 22, 2005, 03:06:12 PM

Archem is walking when Red Attacks from the back...

Archem: WTF???!! I thought i killed you!!!

Red: I´M A RED DOG/LION THINGY!!! NOT A SNAKE!!!

Archem: ....... You´re right.......

Red: Besides, that snake was my pet. I´ll take you to Court for killing it!!!!

*They go then into a 500-year trial. Archem was about to win it, but died from old age. Then, Good ol´Red Took the emerald.*

Old Red: Yay!!! That´s what comes from being from a longevic race!!! (Cough...)

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Post by: Archem on December 23, 2005, 04:45:11 AM

And so, Archem died. What a crappy ending to that story, eh?
Wolly: Ahem!
Oh, right. So then Archem's alternate ego, Pollywollyjangle Figgamuhjigg-
Wolly: But you can call me Wolly for short!
... Right... Anywho, Wolly popped up from Archem's grave.
Wolly: Darn tootin'!
Wolly goes up and bites the back of Red's skull open, thus making Red his zombie slave.
Wolly: Give me that there emerald!
Red: Yeeeesssss... massssterrrrr...
Red gives him the emerald.
Wolly: Ok! Um... You can go about your way now...
Red: Yeeeesssss... massssterrrrr...
Wolly runs off to do... stuff... Ever notice how many people do that?

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Post by: Kinslayer on December 23, 2005, 07:17:46 PM

Kinslayer froze himself for 500 years so that he would get the emerald. He trapped Wolly, took the emerald and went to play soccer at the World Cup.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 23, 2005, 07:28:06 PM

Kinslayer see's Meiscool, imediatly shits himself, runs up to him, hands him the emerald, and runs away in the same fashion that Archem2 did his girly dance, with Meiscool holding the emerald.

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Post by: Archem on December 24, 2005, 01:45:39 AM

Meiscool: Wow. This rock smells... odd... And it's the WORST rock candy I've ever had! You can have it, you retarded monkey-humper!
Meiscool gives Wolly the emerald.
Wolly: Uh... Thanks? I think? And when did I get here? The last thing I remember is falling down a pit... Wait... NOOOOOOOOO! I've lost a life! And I forgot to save!!!

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Post by: Red XIII on December 24, 2005, 03:29:15 PM

Red is still a zombie, but he´s not under mind copntrol anymore.

Wolly: Red, my slave, now go and...

Zombie Red: GIEVE....ME...THE EMERALD...

Wolly: But..... stop!!!

*Red Turns Wolly into a zombie and takes the emerald*

Zombie Wolly: What.. Now.......

Zombie Red: BRAINS!!!!!... We need brains!!!!!!!

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Post by: Archem on December 25, 2005, 12:30:25 AM

Wolly: Why?
Red: Because me hungree!
Wolly: There's a Burger Lad right over there!
Nice, avoiding a trademark.
Red: Ooh! I think I go eat there! They have milkyshakes and King Kong Whoppers!
Red goes there and orders some food. From a guy that looks suspiciously similar to Wolly... Hmm...
?Wolly?: Would you like an apple pie with that?
Red: Nah.
?Wolly?: Aww... Nobody wants these things... Anywho, your total is $12.36.
Red checks his person and realizes a startling truth- He didn't bring any money!
Red: Uh, me broke right now...
?Wolly?: So is your english, dude. Wait a minute... How about you pay me in shiny, green stones?
Red: Me think that be good reasoning. Here go!
Red gives the Wolly-esque guy the emerald. Hey, he's a zombie! He doesn't know he's stupid now!
?Wolly?: Yeah. This'll cover it.
A ding radiates from the back room.
?Wolly?: Oh! That's the end of my shift. Off I go!
He runs off. Naked. Gasp! Red picks up the name tag that was attached to the Wolly-like guy's shirt and reads it.
Red: Hehe... It say "Wolly"... That not right! They should fix that.

Yeah. Still a brain-dead zombie. And at the rate of decomposition his brain is rotting at, he isn't getting any smarter. Ever. What a shame. And yet, Wolly seems to be getting along just fine. Hmm...