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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Ace of Spades on July 23, 2005, 08:42:38 PM

Title: March of the Penguins
Post by: Ace of Spades on July 23, 2005, 08:42:38 PM

Has anyone else seen the previews for this upcoming movie? I have. The little time that I take to watch TV, it doesn't matter what I'm watching, this preview will be in the commercials. And all I have to say is "What. The. Crap." A movie about penguins that walk around?! How do critics give that a "two thumbs up!" ?! o_O Seriously, what is this, a world wide joke?! It's gotta be, it's just gotta be one.

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Post by: Bart_Fatima on July 23, 2005, 08:47:34 PM

yeah...I was the same way...except

what the F!

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Post by: Darkfox on July 23, 2005, 08:48:21 PM

Maybe one of the Penguins is a secret agents and is like "I like my fish shake n' bake not stir fried"

<.< >.> Oh yeah, parody trailor! http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20896380/

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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 23, 2005, 08:55:10 PM

LOL I have asked my self this question XP

March of hte penguins??? Like who gives?

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Post by: Drace on July 23, 2005, 09:39:13 PM

Apperently it has a 7.9 on IMDB. Just WTF?! Are they crazy?

More information:    March of the Penguins (http://imdb.com/title/tt0428803/)

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Post by: smokey_locs2002 on July 23, 2005, 09:45:11 PM

Hey it might be good, The IMAX Penguin Document thingy was nice as hell.

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Post by: DragonBlaze on July 23, 2005, 09:48:32 PM

Huh, it reminds me of that disney movie "Dinosaur" and one of those documenties on the animal planet.

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Post by: Darkfox on July 23, 2005, 09:49:30 PM

Movie producers are going downhill, they'll practicly give good ratings to anything anymore.

Originality is at an all-time low.

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Post by: Taern on July 23, 2005, 10:01:46 PM

W...T...F? Penguins? A powerful film? :D  I think my brain just paratrooped out the back of my head.

Oh BTW, I'm new.

But I do know NEVER to use the gun smileys.

Edit: @Darkfox: EXCEPT the lord of the rings! It's a freakin' A- on Yahoo Movies (The two towers anyway)! WTF? 5 stars for the penguins, and 4.5 for LOTR. Great.

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Post by: Darkfox on July 23, 2005, 10:10:37 PM

LOTR 4.5 and Penguins 5? Ok, that is just sick...

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Post by: GhostClown on July 23, 2005, 10:37:59 PM

Matthew Perry was Jay Lenno a few nights ago, and they both said it was really good. And I heard something about Morgan Freeman narrating it.. I dunno.

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Post by: Tomi on July 23, 2005, 10:49:36 PM

I have no idea.  Maybe the title is just misleading.  Maybe some of the penguins pull out machine guns and pwn the rest of them.  Who knows?

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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 23, 2005, 11:07:15 PM

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I have no idea.  Maybe the title is just misleading.  Maybe some of the penguins pull out machine guns and pwn the rest of them.  Who knows?

That would be radical

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Post by: Tomi on July 23, 2005, 11:55:00 PM

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Originally posted by Tomi I have no idea.  Maybe the title is just misleading.  Maybe some of the penguins pull out machine guns and pwn the rest of them.  Who knows?

That would be radical

I'd have to go see it just for that scene.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 24, 2005, 12:07:37 AM

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I have no idea.  Maybe the title is just misleading.  Maybe some of the penguins pull out machine guns and pwn the rest of them.  Who knows?

Penguin Death 2005!!  :frag:  Heh, I would totally see it if that was true.

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Post by: Weregnome on July 24, 2005, 12:17:13 AM

well it sounds quite good. If it is a documentary I'll probably go see it when it comes to Aus. I love documentaries, so much better than alot of TV.

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Post by: Drace on July 24, 2005, 12:40:12 AM

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I have no idea.  Maybe the title is just misleading.  Maybe some of the penguins pull out machine guns and pwn the rest of them.  Who knows?

I would kill people just to see that. This reminds me Kittens From Hell. Great movie.

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Post by: BlackIceAdept on July 24, 2005, 12:48:58 AM

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well it sounds quite good. If it is a documentary I'll probably go see it when it comes to Aus. I love documentaries, so much better than alot of TV.

O_o Okay that was dumb...

Anyways I HATE the idea of this crapy excuse for a movie! :frag: (me)  :D (Movie Critic)

PS: Guns are not cool kids. They are one of the evil 5!!!

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Post by: Darkfox on July 24, 2005, 12:53:54 AM

Documentries? Oh man... the world's strongest tranquilizer...

Especially on penguins, snoresville, already heard/seen all I wanna of penguins last night... boring animals, they really didn't want to waste time on their habits and such.

The world's creativity is losing serious steam, sombody needs to boil the water.

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Post by: Trevlac on July 24, 2005, 03:33:55 AM

Penguin movie gets better ratings than LOTR?  No.  Just, no.

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Post by: ivan mage on July 24, 2005, 03:36:03 AM

Hmm, i dunno.
i think it would be a good idea to lean more about our penguin overlords :bend:

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Post by: Pythis on July 24, 2005, 03:40:20 AM

Maybe its about two penquins. One snaps the others head off makes a bazooks out of it invades the USE and pwns the human race.

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Post by: Trevlac on July 24, 2005, 03:51:35 AM

So voilent Pythis, gosh.

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Post by: Pythis on July 24, 2005, 03:54:43 AM

I know..ahh the bloodlust ahh the carnage DOnt you love it?yep I know violence inside out, like the back of my han- AHH whats on my hand?! I mean yes I am violent. whats bad about it? *slips out a knife*

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Post by: Darkfox on July 24, 2005, 05:05:55 AM

*takes knife* Thats not a knife... these are knives... (I know, third time Ive shown this pic, but people keep bringing up knives! It's like a sudden love o.O)

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Post by: Pythis on July 24, 2005, 05:09:33 AM

*tries to take one* Oww dammit I cut myself. I think you grab it from the handle! Oh thats why!

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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 10:34:36 AM

Hey, Documentaries do not suck.

Documentaries on wild (big) cats and wolves and foxes are cool. because you can learn things you never really cared about about your favourite animal! and when they are killing the prey, ahh, good times.

however, documentaries on THE AMAZING WORLD OF THE TERMITE calls for a visit to the Comedy Channel. Or Fox 8! Or TV1. God I wish I had Foxtel again.

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Post by: Drace on July 24, 2005, 11:32:30 AM

Yeah, documenteries with big cats and other violent killing machines are nice to watch. Especially when the kill some creature and all the blood spits in their face.

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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 12:32:13 PM

Oh yes. Glorious. Hunt or be hunted! Whahaha!

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Post by: Darkfox on July 24, 2005, 12:57:47 PM

What a load of garbage. It's because of an animal's killer instincts that I have to make a big decision. In any case, penguins, I do laugh.

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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 01:07:05 PM

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What a load of garbage. It's because of an animal's killer instincts that [GLOW]I[/GLOW] have to make a big decision. In any case, penguins, I do laugh.

Lol, what Darkfox?

Animals kill for food.
Humans kill for insanity, stupidity, numerous things.

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Post by: Darkfox on July 24, 2005, 01:12:26 PM

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Animals kill for food.

Not always the case. Somtimes they kill, just for the heck of it with no intention to eat. And an animal who kills this way is one of the most dangerous of beasts. And usually, it's a pet, not a wild animal that can go off like this.

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Post by: Dragonium on July 24, 2005, 01:18:02 PM

Wildlife movies make me hungry. O_o

The reason we have endangered species is that some person will always think "Hey, what the hell is that?!", closely followed by "Wonder what it tastes like". It will always happen. Fact of life.

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It's because of an animal's killer instincts that I have to make a big decision.

What, you mean like, whether to reach for the Blunderbuss or not?

O_o

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Post by: Darkfox on July 24, 2005, 01:19:16 PM

Well, my sister's dog as mentioned elsewhere has to be dealt with since it's gained a taste for blood. I've heard stories of things like this.

I need to make another Penguin thing called "Penguins' March of the Apocolypse"

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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 01:28:02 PM

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Animals kill for food.

Not always the case. Somtimes they kill, just for the heck of it with no intention to eat. And an animal who kills this way is one of the most dangerous of beasts. And usually, it's a pet, not a wild animal that can go off like this.

Don't forget, there's territorial issues too.

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Post by: Pythis on July 24, 2005, 02:21:00 PM

I can point out one territorial anime *coughlobstercough*

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Post by: Dragonium on July 24, 2005, 02:48:56 PM

There are lots of things we've known about animals for a long time but if you think about them, they're weird.

"Hey, look! A chicken! Hey, I know! I'll eat the next thing that comes out of its butt!"

O_o

"Wow, a cow! Hey, let's squeeze those dangly things underneath it and drink what comes out!"

O_O

Besides, animals have done a lot of things that have been really unexpected. Your sister's dog likes blood. My cat beats the crap out of badgers at every opportunity. What's next, an evil canary?

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Post by: Drace on July 24, 2005, 03:17:06 PM

My cats likes to kill birds. Sometimes they eat them but mostly they let them rot somewhere in the yard.

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Post by: Razor on July 24, 2005, 10:37:27 PM

lol, cats have known to kill birds for their owners as gifts, then they get told bad. poor, cute things.

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Post by: Tomi on July 25, 2005, 12:39:01 AM

Heh, reminds me of my neighboor's cat.  Birds, bunnies, rats, on their front porch, or, sometimes the cat would bring it in their house.  Eww...

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Post by: Neonlare on July 25, 2005, 01:00:34 AM

heh, attack of the penguins?

This is a famous one,

 


Then again we have the Supreme Warlord here,

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 25, 2005, 01:18:55 AM

What's better than birds, is to watch a cat get tipsy. My dad's ex gf had a cat, he'd sit there with a glass of wine and the cat would drink with his paw 'till he fel off the table. Ahhhh... great fun... but I still think there should be a mexican standoff...er... Alaskan Standoff... I guess...

Hehehehehehe

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Post by: Cidric on July 25, 2005, 04:00:32 AM

March of the Penguins looks like the possible Worst Movie of All Time. And I don't say that often. Ok, I say  THAT often, but I don't usually give a movie a bad vibe before seeing it. And I like penguins. :guns: Die producers of this movie!!!!!

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Post by: Drace on July 25, 2005, 06:28:55 AM

It's a documentery, no movie.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 25, 2005, 03:10:13 PM

Documentaries are for nerds. Except Family Guy's Documentary on the firetruck.

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The fire truck can consume 3 times its own weight.  HONK HONK! The ambulances will have to wait for their turn.

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Post by: Cidric on July 25, 2005, 04:34:20 PM

Yeah National Geographic Channel! Family Guy style, of course!