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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Grandy on August 01, 2005, 04:07:25 PM
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Well, today I was playing Sould Reaver: Legacy of Kain, and thinking about Super Mario 64 (yes, I can play one game and think in other at the same time), and I though(spelt?):
What would happen if we could play as Mario in Soul Reaver?
I mean, that would be fun, I then remembered about Sonic 2 and Knuckles, when you could adapt two games to play as Knuckles in Sonic 2. Now think about doing it in all games, changing plot and characters at you will beetwen games, and post how it would be like here.
Mario in Soul Reaver:
As Mario can't... uh.... do ANYTHING Raziel can, he would have to use his own powers to kill Raziel's brothers, like jumping in their heads..........................what? Can't you imagine a fat italian plumber jumping in a mutant vampire head in Spectral World?
Raziel in Mario 64:
It would be better than Mario 64 normal to me, because, well, duh! You now have a Spectral Light-Saber called Soul Reaver to kill the enemies, and all those powers, like spinning so fast you make a hurricane, wouldn't you want to do that agains those goombas?
Mario in Metal Gear Solid:
Guard: "!!!" Whos there?!
Marios: IT'SA MEEEE, MARIO!
Solid Snake in Mario 64 (I can let Mario 64 out of my head):
Be able to hide yourself so the goombas don't see you, use a Stinger instead of jumps to kill that Chomp-Chomp in the first world, its heaven!
Anyway, its something like that how to play.
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Originally posted by Grandy
Mario in Metal Gear Solid:
Guard: "!!!" Whos there?!
Marios: IT'SA MEEEE, MARIO!
XD
How about Link and Cloud in Super Mario Bros?
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Sonic in MGS:
Guard:?
Sonic:*Spins around him and runs up the wall,now on the ceiling*
Snake in Sonic the Hedgehog:
Robotnik would be killed instantly!
Batman in MGS:
Batman would be good in that game
Snake in Batman:
Fair,he would not be able to jump Building to building.
Garfield in a mario game:
WHAT?!
Mario in a garfield Game:
WHAT?!
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How about Link and Cloud in Super Mario Bros?
*Original SMB with Link and Cloud*
Link: Ah, this reminds me of my glory days...
Cloud: Uh? What happened to my hair? It's... yellow!
Goomba: GRR!
Link: Jump on it.
Cloud: Why can't I use my sword?
Link: Because you suck.
Cloud: ... *gets hit by Goomba and dies*
*FF7 with Mario*
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Tifa: Huh?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Aerith: I don't understand...
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Barret: Shut yo @$%$ *** Mario! *kills*
Mario: Mama mia... *SMB death music plays, Mario comes back*
Sephiroth: *crushes planet with Meteor*
Mario: Mama mia... *planet comes back*
Sephy: WTF!? *explodes*
*Zelda with Mario*
Mario: *jumps on Octorok's head, nothing happens*
Luigi: That ain't-a gonna work, bro.
Mario: You know what? Just shut up. *throws Octorok at Luigi*
Luigi: AHHH! That was my last heart! *dies*
Zelda: *sigh* *kicks Ganon in the balls and runs away*
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Lloyd Irving and Claude Kenny
*Claude in ToS*
Claude: Well, that's somewhere around 80 points!
Kratos: Wtf!?
*Lloyd in SO2*
Everyone but Lloyd: OMG, the world is gonna be destroyed!!!
Lloyd: What's that mean?
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Master Chief in Original 80's Donkey Kong-
Master Chief: What the hell? What happened to my amazing graphics that everyone seems to buy the game for the sole purpose of looking at?
Donkey Kong throws barrel and kills Master Chief
Donkey Kong in Halo 2-
Donkey Kong: (Loud Monkey Noises)
Random XBox Live Member: What the? This guy's modding!
Donkey Kong rips XBox Live Member to bits
Donkey Kong jumps in Warthog and crushes it under his enormous weight, and then goes around killing all the other players.
Mario in FF7-
Cloud: Who are you?
Mario: It's-a me! Mario!
Cloud: Why are you in my RPG?
Mario pulls out Ultra Hammer from Paper Mario
Cloud: Okay, you can come along. We'll just have to kill Cait Sith so we have the same amount of Party Members.
Mario: DIE MEGAPHONE MAN!
Cait Sith: Aaagh!
Cloud in Paper Mario-
Cloud: Hey? What happened to my depth?
Grodus: Ha ha! Mario is gone! Now I won't feel the wrath ofhis Ultra Hammer and Mega Smash Badge!
Grodus catches sight of Buster Sword and wets his metal pants, thus rusting himself
Kirby in Halo 2-
Kirby: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby shoots everyone and throws random nades all over the place.
If you don't know, I just say "nade" as opposed to "(gre)nade"
Jolee Bindo in any M-rated game, preching his random and humurous dialogues.
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Mario in FFX.
Tidus: Prepare to die, Seymour!
Seymour: Ha! If you're offering your lives, I'll just have to take them!
Tidus: Grr.
Auron: Hmph. *Ka-slash*
Seymour: Taste my pain! Come, Ani -- Hey, what the...?!
Mario: IT'SA ME, MARIO! *Jumps on Seymour*
Seymour: WTF?! Aargh!! *9999 pops up*
Mario: Just what I needed!
Seymour: [Censored] *Casts Multi-Firaga on Mario
Mario: Oh, mama mia! *Pops up in the air then falls through the floor*
Seymour: Ha! Now then, where were we? Ah, yes. Come Anim -- Hey, what now?!
*Koopas start falling on Seymour's head*
Seymour: Owowowowww! *9999, 9999, 9999, 9999, 9999...*
Fire Mario: IT'SA ME, MARIO! *Throws Fireball*
Seymour: Crap. *Pops up in the air, SMB game over music plays*
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*Fox MCloud in Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater*
Random Gray Fox Member Watching: Is he one of our guys?
Random Foreign Agent: I hear foxes like to eat chicken... then we shall give him his last taste of poultry... MWAHAHAHA!
Fox: *holding a snake he recently killed*
Voice on com: Fox, you can eat the snake as food rations to resto...
Fox: There is no way I'm eating this crap... I'm going to KFC...
Voice on com: FOX NO! IT'S A TRAP! FOOOOOOOX!!!
*Snake in Starfox*
Commander: Snake, use the L and R buttons to roll...
Snake: Shut up and let me do my part of the bargain you lousy dog man...
Commander: ... use the ...
Snake: Listen... I've fought a giant mech, I've been through multiple explosions... I fought some evil twin... and I've done battle with a cybronic ninja... now unless you want to add putting down an annoying talking dogman to that list you'll let me do my job and shut up...
Commander: *silence*
Snake: Good boy...
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Kirby in Metal Gear Solid:
Colonel: Kirb, you must cralw t-
*Kirby walks normaly and pass through the pipes*
Colonel: ...alright, you see that elev- Hey, what are you doing?!
*Kirby eats the comunicator, and gets the loudy kirby ability*
Kirby: Uses the ability, waking up the guards, and everyone in the base.
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Psycho Mantis: I can read your mind! I see....... candy? CANDY?! WHY I ONLY SEE CANDY??! I MUST HAVE LOST MY POWERS!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Snake in Kirby Super Star
Snake: With eyes of that size, I find strange they don't see me...
*******
Sephiroth in Pokemon: Blue!
Ash: Ohh, the pain! He... killed.... everyone.... squirtle..... ponita..... sanshrew....
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Duke Nukem in Pac-man:
Nukem:What the [CENSORED]....?!
Little Ghost thing:Boop boop boop Bop Bippi
Nukem:*Uses RPG on LGT(Little ghost thing)*Die!
LGT:BOOP BOOP BOOP BOP
Pac-Man in Duke nukem 3d
Final boss:ROOOAAARRR
*Pac-man opens his mouth wide enough to devour the boss whole and eats him*
Score:9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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:Kirby In Halo 2:
Kirby: * Looks Around, see's Warthog* " Kirby kirby!! " *Swallows It*
Poof!
*Kirby Becomes A Hover Bike Type Thing With Dual Machine Guns. *
Kirby: " Kirby Zoom zoom! " *Drives of, Comes Back WIth Everyone Chasing Him.* " KIRBY KIRBY!!!! "
:Master Cheif In Kirby Land Pinball :
Master Cheif: " I Can't Bend That WAy! oh GOd! That's It! Die YOu Mother F&@#ers!!!!!! " * Shooting Sounds. *
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The Godfather(Now a game) in a GTA game-
Don:You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. You do not even bother to call me Godfather, or even ask with respect.
Random guy:Die [Censored]!*Shoots RPG at Godfather*
Tony Cibriani(Sp) in the Godfather game-
Tony:Yo.
Corleone Gangster:Yo?
Tony:Yo.
Gangster:Yo.
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Shadow in MGS
Guard:What was that just now?
Shadow:Chaos control!
*Shadow procedes to final boss with no enemy alerts or kills.*
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Mario in a starfox game(Ships ones not the adventures)
Mario: It'sa me mari*Gets sucked into space*ooooooooooooooooooooo
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Sonic in MGS
Guard:Huh?
Guard:Whats that?
*sonic runs past the guard*
Guard:?*Turns around.* Guess it was nothing.
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Originally posted by Dominant
Master Chief in Original 80's Donkey Kong-
Hehe. That was on Robot Chicken. With, like, three Spartans. They obliterated DK.
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Originally posted by Big_Duke
The Godfather(Now a game) in a GTA game-
Don:You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. You do not even bother to call me Godfather, or even ask with respect.
Random guy:Die [Censored]!*Shoots RPG at Godfather*
Tony Cibriani(Sp) in the Godfather game-
Tony:Yo.
Corleone Gangster:Yo?
Tony:Yo.
Gangster:Yo.
GIGA BUMPED?
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I don't mind.
Kirby (see how I love him) in... GTA: San Andreas!
-Hot coffee mini-game =D
WITH DEEDEEDEE! =D
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Sephiroth in Shadow the Hedgehog
The game is just the same, but many, many, MANY times cooler.
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Charmie the Bee in Resident Evil
Nothing really, I just wanted to makt him suffer.
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Originally posted by Grandy
I don't mind.
Kirby (see how I love him) in... GTA: San Andreas!
-Hot coffee mini-game =D
WITH DEEDEEDEE! =D
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Sephiroth in Shadow the Hedgehog
The game is just the same, but many, many, MANY times cooler.
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Charmie the Bee in Resident Evil
Nothing really, I just wanted to makt him suffer.
Deedeedee! You seen Mind of Mencia?
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No.
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Mother Mary of God! That was a Hell of a bump...
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Originally posted by Grandy
No.
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You should. I love his deedeedee lines.
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Who's he?
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Bump or not, the game is now active again. So let's get back on topic, people!
Minion in Halo--
Minion: WTF?
Elite:Wort Wort!
Minion: -.-'
Master Chief: Who's this guy?
*Elite shrugs soldiers.*
Minion: I feel like killing you two.
*Runs offscreen*
*Returns in his tank.*
*The tank hits them and they fly off of the map.*
Loading...done.
Minion: WTF?
Elite: Wort Wort!
etc...
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Master Chief in Twisted Metal III--
Master Chief: Wait... I get one wish?
Calypso: Yes. Just destroy all of the other vehicles.
Master Chief: How is that possible?
Calypso: What?
Master Chief: The wish thing. How do you do that? You're just a man.
*Sweet Tooth drives by and hits the Master Chief with his special.* *The Master Chief then explodes and a loud scream is heard.*
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Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Bump or not, the game is now active again. So let's get back on topic, people!
Minion in Halo--
Minion: WTF?
Elite:Wort Wort!
Minion: -.-'
Master Chief: Who's this guy?
*Elite shrugs soldiers.*
Minion: I feel like killing you two.
*Runs offscreen*
*Returns in his tank.*
*The tank hits them and they fly off of the map.*
Loading...done.
Minion: WTF?
Elite: Wort Wort!
etc...
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Master Chief in Twisted Metal III--
Master Chief: Wait... I get one wish?
Calypso: Yes. Just destroy all of the other vehicles.
Master Chief: How is that possible?
Calypso: What?
Master Chief: The wish thing. How do you do that? You're just a man.
*Sweet Tooth drives by and hits the Master Chief with his special.* *The Master Chief then explodes and a loud scream is heard.*
Weird, from what I got when finishing TM3, no one was actually happy. I didn't knew english by that time, so I didn't understood anything of what they said, so... it was like some wish like in those corrupted wish game?
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What about
Bugerman and earthworm jim
-It will be very digusting(can't spell)
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Originally posted by Grandy
Who's he?
It's a show.
And yes, Twisted Metal III is like that.
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To be precise, several competetors driving insane and wacky vehicles fight to kill each other. The one left standing is granted one wish. However, in every game, their wishes are turned against him.
For example: Minion :D
He was sick of the earth's cool temperatures. So, if he wins, he wishes to spend an eternity in hell. What he gets is eternity in Hell, Michigan. It's incredably cold there. XD.
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Squall in just any Super Mario Game:
*Squall just stands there*
Toad: Hey, do you know where Bowser went?
Squall: ...
Toad: Hey, hello??
Squall: ...
Toad: ...HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE---
Squall: *performs a Lion Heart on Toad*
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Someone do something with that fact that Pacman has a thing named sue in it that can kill you. I can't seem to make it seem funny... even to me.
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King Dedede from Kirby in Metroid Prime.
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Fatman from MGS in any basketball game-
Player:Yo! Fatman!*Throws ball at Fatman*
Fatman:Hehehehe*Explodes once ball hits him*
The Terminator in a MGS Game-
Guard:! Who's there?!
Terminator:*Shoots up guard then everything else he sees*
Duke Nukem in Halo-
Master Chief:What the [CENSORED]?!
Duke Nukem:*Is crapping down a giant aliens throat, reading a newspaper*[CENSORED] is right, I've been holding this since this alien invasion started.
Master Chief: *Punches Nukem, then Nukem hits Master Chief back using THE ALMIGHTY FOOT!*
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Terminator in MGS
Liquid: Lil' brother.... wait.. was our father Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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Robocop in Counter-Strike-
Robocop: Dead or alive you're coming with me!
eBANANAWBUSH!:Hehehehe or.
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Dante in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Dante: (Watches Ganondorf transform in Ganon)
You think that's scary? Watch this!
(Transforms into Devil Trigger. Ganon jumps into the Lava).
Link in Devil May Cry 3:
Link: (Slashes Vergil, only to see him still standing. Tries a few more time, then goes to knees, exhausted).
Vergil: Not sure who you are...but you are much weaker than Dante...
(Kicks Link off of the big waterfall)
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Bunping this old thread because I feel it was one of the few awesome ones I ever made.
Overlord Laharl in Devil May Cry 3:
"YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?! I'M AN OVERLORD, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LESSER DEVIL!" *Overlord's Wrath, destroys tower*
Dante in Metal Gear Solid:
Guard: Where's the intruder?!
*Dante runs by shooting his bazooka and shotgun like a madman*: YEAH! CRAAAZY! WHOOOA! CRAZY, HUH?!
Guard2: *shrugs*
Vulcan Raven: I have a tank! *shoots*
Dante: *kicks rocket, so it flies upward, jumps in a tree, then fires another rocket, jumps in said rocket and surfs to the first rocket, then kick them both down and just before they hit the ground, he soots them so that they face the tank, the collide right above Ravens head Dante falls with a Stylish score*
Vergil: Activates Metal Gear.
Dante: This Metal Gear is now COMPLETALY CRAZY!
After metal gear is destoryed, the final battle is epic, and Dante doesn't care to run from the nuclear blast.
Kratos in Banjo-Kazooie:
Kratos just climb the mountains and open his way past the levels without having to backtrack or do quests. He also kill the animals for health.
Naked Snake on Banjo-Kazooie
Same as kratos, but the Witch was now soviet.
Solid Snake on Resident Evil 4:
UN FORASTE- oh, wait, there's no one here.
Solid Snake on Guitar Hero
Most likely would activate stealth for his Star Power. The game would also have it's awesome multiplied several times.
Gene (God Hand) in Rasident Evil 4
It would be just like God Hand, but considerabily easier.
Captain Sam Vimes (Discworld novels) in GTA 4
Only vigilante missions, Vimes stops just before hitting people in the streets and periodically drinks until he passes out.
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FF1 Black Mage in Mario 3
Black Mage: ...Firaga.
Enemy: *Burns alive*
Mario in FF1
Mario: *Jumps on Garland*
0 Damage
Garland: *Uses Sword*
Mario: 20 damage.
*Mario Death Music Plays*
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Captain Falcon in Lego Racers
Rocket Racer: *speeding past opponents* Yahoo! I ain't even breakin' a sweat here!
*Blue Falcon speeds in and breaks Rocket Racer's car into a million pieces*
Rocket Racer: ... Bloody hell.
Guybrush Threepwood in Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion
Random Bandit: Hahahahaaa! You move like a pregnant cow!
Guybrush Threepwood: Hey! That's my line! _veryangry_ ... Uh, sort of...
Bomberman in Team Fortress 2:
*Bomberman lays bomb in the middle of a hallway. Bomberman, at one end, runs around a corner, while a Scout is standing a very good distance away from the bomb.*
Scout: Oh, ya think I'm dumb enough to walk into a bomb, huh? Well it won't work! I'm gonna wait here and then you gonna get it!
*Bomb explodes in a disproportionately large, plus-shaped explosion, incinerating the Scout. Scout respawns.*
Scout:... What the F--K!?!?
Sonic the Hedgehog in Resident Evil 4:
*Sonic is Fighting against Del Lago. Handling him pretty well with his spines and harpoons.*
Sonic: C'mon! Step it u- Whooooah! *Is knocked overboard by Del Lago* CANNOT SWIM! *Is eaten*
Katamari in Shadow of the Colossus:
Colossus: ROOOOAR!!!
*Katamari is rolled along, picking up some random crap that somehow appeared, and then gets big enough to pick up the colossus.*
King of All Cosmos: Yes, this will do quite nicely. Royal Rainbow!
God-dude-from-SOTC: What are you doing!? That is not how to defeat a colossus!
Kirby in Wand Of Gamelon:
King Harkinian: Enough. My ship sails in the morning... I wonder what's for DINNER?
Kirby: ... *Swallows King.*
Zelda: Father!
Impa: Don't worry Zelda. The triforce of wisdom promises the king will return!
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Ghost Rider in God of War 2.
Zeus: "Even now, as you draw your last breath, YOU CONTINUE TO DEFY ME!!!"
*Ghost Rider Turns into flaming skeleton and pushes the blade of olympus out of his chest*
Ghost Rider: "YES! THE QUESTION IS, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"!!!"
*Ghost Rider then attempts to strangle Zeus with a flaming chain whip*
BTW, I liked the Ghost Rider Movie! LOL!
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The Gears of War soldiers in the original Rayman.
"****! There's a ****ing blue thing over there! I'm gonna jump over this small stream and lay down the law! Aww **** I just realised I can't jump! I'm sinking! piss! ****! ****!"
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Robotnik in Pokemon:
Robotnik: Muahahaaaa! I shall roboticize all the pokemon in the world, and then it shall fall to my knees!
*Meanwhile, in Pallet Town*
Ash: Professor, do you have to use my pikachu for this?
Prof. Oak: It's the only way. The only chance we have at defeating this menace.
*Later*
Robotnik: My machines shall destroy all of you! Even you, nurse joy! Hahaaaaaa!!!! *Smacked in head by spinning thing.* Ow! What the-... Oh no..
Sonichu the mutant Pikachu: Sonic's the name, speeds my game!
Ash: Yeah! Go get him Sonichu!
Robotnik: What the hell!? WHY HERE!?!?!? WHY A PIKACHU!!!!???
Ramza's army in Starcraft:
Terran Marine: Go go go! Let's move!
Ramza: Hold on, it's not my turn yet...
Terran Firebat: C'mon.. I wanna burn.
Terran Marine: The zerg! Those damn things are comin' this way!
Terran Ghost: ****. *Cloaks*
Terran Firebat: Uh oh! GAAAAAHHH *Explodes*
Marine: GWAAAAAHHH!!! *Explodes*
Ramza: Ok. My turn... Uh... Guys?
Infested Terran: Prepare to die!
Ramza: You! You're going down! *Slashes sword. Infested Terran takes 156 Damage.*
Infested Terran: Ow. *Dies*
Ramza: Why did my allies die...? These guys aren't so tough... Oh well. Wait another turn...
Ghost: ...Idiot.
Captain Falcon in Myst:
CF: Huh... A lever... How would I solve this? Oh yeah... FALCON... PAWNCH!!!!
An organ inside a rocket ship? FALCON... PAWNCH!!!!
Some bigass gear thing? FALCON... PAWNCH!!!!
An astrologers dentist chain? FALCON... PAWNCH!!!!
A red, blue, and green book? FALCON... PAWNCH!!!!
*Game over*
Atrus: What kind of FOOL are you!?
CF: What'd I do?
Atrus: You've destroyed the linking book for me back to Myst! Now I'll never escape..
CF: Don't worry. I have the perfect solution for this.
Atrus: You do? What could it be?
CF: FALCON...
Atrus: No! Stop!
CF: PAWNCH!!!!!!