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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Bluhman on August 02, 2005, 10:12:30 PM

Title: Alphabet Story
Post by: Bluhman on August 02, 2005, 10:12:30 PM: Rules

1: Each player posts one sentence of a story, starting with the next letter in the alphabet from the previous sentence of the story. If the previous letter was A, then it would go to Z.

2: As always, no double posting.

3: Don't start your section with a proper name, that's just too easy.

ANYWHO...

An elephant walked into the abyss of death valley, darting his eyes to each cliff, looking for something awesome.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 02, 2005, 10:16:26 PM: But, his head a sploded!
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 03, 2005, 02:50:21 AM: Catching his breath, the elephant slowly reunited his head with his body.

EDIT: Oh, you said a sploded... ignore wht i wrote above...

Calling from the distance, there was a Giraffe.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 03, 2005, 02:57:02 AM: Down it fell, as a bullet contacted the girraffes long neck.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 03, 2005, 12:34:24 PM: "Enough!" Cried the Elephant as he stomped on Bluhman.
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Post by: maxine on August 03, 2005, 01:48:29 PM: From Bluhmans ears a yellow gluey slime came out and went into a new Bluhman.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 03, 2005, 01:50:11 PM: "God**** it!" said the elephant as the new Bluhman smote him.
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Post by: LynX on August 03, 2005, 02:39:00 PM: High above the skies there was an eagle named Joe that saw all of these events.
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Post by: oooog on August 03, 2005, 03:15:45 PM: "I'm a bird" Said Joe
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Post by: LynX on August 03, 2005, 03:51:35 PM: Just after he said that, Joe sat behind behind where the giraffe and the elephant was.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 03, 2005, 07:03:24 PM: Korn popped out of the ground and a sploded. :D
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Post by: Bluhman on August 03, 2005, 07:07:38 PM: Lighter fluid came from the korn, making the group very flammable.
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Post by: oooog on August 03, 2005, 07:11:31 PM: "Maybe I'll just throw my match that still has some capability of lighting something over there, but that flammible liquid." Said Brock Strongo.
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Post by: maxine on August 03, 2005, 07:49:21 PM: Farts where heard as a large giant where seen faaaar away
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Post by: Bluhman on August 03, 2005, 07:53:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by maxine
Farts where heard as a large giant where seen faaaar away

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZ

F IS NOT NEXT TO M IN ANY WAY YOU IDUT!

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"Nah." Brock said, as he tossed the lit match in the general direction of a girraffe.
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Post by: oooog on August 03, 2005, 08:14:47 PM: Shall I continue?

Yes

Ok

"Noooooo!!!!" Exclaimed "Smokey the fire protection bear".
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Post by: WarxePB on August 03, 2005, 08:23:55 PM: "Oh no!" exclaimed the girraffe, as it lit on fire.
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Post by: oooog on August 03, 2005, 08:32:54 PM: 'Pardon me, do you have any..is that girraffe on fire?" Said Mr. Guy.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 03, 2005, 09:19:52 PM: Quite soon after the events of that day, explorers discovered the incinerated bodies of an elephant, a giraffe, Mr. Guy, and two Bluhmans.
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Post by: oooog on August 03, 2005, 09:55:45 PM: "right, so how did this happen?" said Inspector Man.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 03, 2005, 11:52:53 PM: "Studying the area, I presume it was caused by massive farts from one of the organisms here," said Man Inspector.
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Post by: maxine on August 04, 2005, 12:44:18 AM: Tons of stars where glitching over the sky while he said the sentence

geez sry for the missunderstood bout the f.. But if u call me idiot check your topic name.. IT HAS HASN´T HASN´T <-- can you translate for me?
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 04, 2005, 01:01:20 AM: Ultimately, all the stars ended up a sploding.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 04, 2005, 02:17:16 AM: Various people were angry about this, and wished for a dues ex machina, which came to them in a quick reconstruction of all the stars.
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Post by: oooog on August 04, 2005, 02:24:30 AM: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv..W ok...got it..

"WAIT!! I Have an idea!! Let's recreate the scene!." Said Steve the Summoner.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 04, 2005, 02:36:05 AM: "Xenophobe," said Inspector Man, who believed that Steve the Summoner hated all foreigners, including himself.
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Post by: LynX on August 04, 2005, 08:43:54 AM: "You said it," said Steve the Summoner, and he really hated all foreigners, including himself.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 04, 2005, 01:31:19 PM: "Zillions of them, zillions of them, they must be destroyed!" thought Steve, slowly turning completely insane.
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Post by: LynX on August 04, 2005, 04:11:24 PM: "And you will the first that will be destroyed," he said to himself as he jumped off a cliff.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 04, 2005, 06:44:02 PM: BONK! He died.
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Post by: CoolZidane on August 04, 2005, 07:27:27 PM: Coincidentally, the cliff was known as Suicide Heights, but now for something completely different.
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Post by: Trippeh on August 05, 2005, 03:26:56 AM: "Damn that's a long fall!" said the African American chico dude
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Post by: oooog on August 05, 2005, 03:33:38 AM: "EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI EI" Said 'Zena The Warrior Princess'
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Post by: Bluhman on August 05, 2005, 03:35:39 AM: "Figs! Here comes something round and sha- *GISHFKASYGDHAISEFY*" He said as a chakram collided with his skull.
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Post by: LynX on August 06, 2005, 07:37:43 AM: "Good me, I'm bleeding badly," he added.
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Post by: MegaTailzChao on August 06, 2005, 07:39:02 PM: "HALLEJULIA!" Said some random nut in the distance
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 06, 2005, 08:20:33 PM: Imagining that something great had happened was the reason behind the man's sudden outburst.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 06, 2005, 10:29:39 PM: Just when all seemed well, Xena tossed another chakram!
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 06, 2005, 11:55:51 PM: King Bob then noticed the chakram with his binoculars from far in the distance and said, "Dear, me! She just threw a chakram! I must meet her!"
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Post by: LynX on August 07, 2005, 08:39:15 AM: "Lamer," said Xena as the chakram bounced off the wall and was aiming directly on King Bob.
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Post by: Trippeh on August 23, 2005, 01:42:04 AM: "My my." Said the African American chico dude, "No need to get violent, or else." As he pulled two sawed of shot guns from his pants
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Post by: xenocide on August 23, 2005, 05:35:56 AM: Next to the dude, another man with 12 arms grabbed Zena, and stuck her in a small dark room full of sharp objects.
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Post by: LynX on August 23, 2005, 10:24:34 AM: On the other hand, the chakram just cut King Bob's head clear off his shoulders and the rest of his body exploded, then imploded, and then exploded once more - with feeling.
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Post by: Greeny341 on August 23, 2005, 10:51:29 AM: Suddenly some badly drawn smurfs arrived & started dancing on the spot while jiggling suggestively.
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Post by: LynX on August 23, 2005, 12:11:04 PM: Please don't count this post into the game.

As long as I know, after O goes P, and not S.
It's ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
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Post by: xenocide on August 24, 2005, 03:46:53 AM: dont count this either:

i think LynX has a point there so ill do the p sentence

Presea Combatir from Tales of Symphonia appeared in the room with Zena and sliced her into a billion peices.
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Post by: ES2005 on August 25, 2005, 02:30:55 PM: Quickly Presea ran but was crushed by an anvil.
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Post by: LynX on August 25, 2005, 03:20:58 PM: Right after that, the whole universe lost shape. "Crap," said Presea. And then the whole universe turned into s**t
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 25, 2005, 03:53:49 PM: S**t indeed, and it stank up everything.
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Post by: xenocide on August 25, 2005, 06:39:29 PM: Too great was the smell for Presea to stand.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 26, 2005, 02:38:33 PM: U...

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UHHHHH....

UNDER THE SEA!!! UNDER THE SEA!!! Down where it's wetter, down where it's better, under the sea!!!
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Post by: LynX on August 26, 2005, 03:18:17 PM: Vomits were in the sea, as fish vomited when they jumped over the water. (well... not OVER the water, but i can't find the right word for it right now... You know, I meant how fish jump from the water and then they fall into it again)
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Post by: dragoninja on August 26, 2005, 05:17:56 PM: Whereas on land the birds had forgot how to fly, instead they flapped their legs...
(Is this one acceptable?)
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 26, 2005, 06:13:25 PM: Don't count:
Why wouldn't it be acceptable?

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X-ray fish in the sea were dying rapidly from the horrible cataclysmic event, and they sought food by eating the remains of King Bob, Presea Combatir, and Xena (I didnt think it was spelled "Zena") the Warrior Princess. Then the African-American chico dude ran away.
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Post by: charaman on August 26, 2005, 06:36:55 PM: yes, he did.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 26, 2005, 07:20:32 PM: "Zoog" said bob the intergalactic explorer, as visited Earth and saw the chaos.
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Post by: dragoninja on August 27, 2005, 12:15:09 AM: (And we start over... Z -> A)

And that was the last thing Bob ever said, cuz after that moment he was bombed by Missiles from an mortar standing a few stonethrows* away

*for you who didn't know it, a "StoneThrow" away means basicly as far as you can fling a stone... a small stone