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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2005, 03:16:41 PM

Title: Things women wish men knew
Post by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2005, 03:16:41 PM
1. If you have to ask me to get you the remote, this obviously means you're too lazy to get it yourself.

2. If you sit around and do absoloutley nothing while I cook, clean, etc, you're very self absorbed.

3. No, I will not get you a beer.

4. NO, IT'S NOT OK THAT YOU GO OUT EVERY FRIDAY. (This is directed towards someone...)

5. If you have to ask me if I think my own cooked dinner is good, you obviously hate it.

6. If you hate my outfit, just stop lying to make me feel better. (At least Asa is the honest type. :))

7. If you have to ask me every single day to scratch you're back, you're obviously too dumb to know what a back scratcher/ruler is.

7 things. And you all said it'd be twice as long. Well, I'm not the type of girl with so many problems with men, and men dont care about their weight or anything, so theres not many questions to answer.
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Post by: White Dwarf on August 21, 2005, 03:20:02 PM
Lol, nice, cus i dont do any of these.
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Post by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2005, 03:20:41 PM
See? Most guys arent lazy and demanding like the ones in my school. Thats why there was only 7 reasons..
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Post by: White Dwarf on August 21, 2005, 03:25:43 PM
Ok, just to help us guys out...


1. If you have to ask me to get you the remote, this obviously means you're too lazy to get it yourself.

>>>>> We only do this if yuor neer to it that us.

2. If you sit around and do absoloutley nothing while I cook, clean, etc, you're very self absorbed.

>>>>.cant help you there. I would never do that.

3. No, I will not get you a beer.

>>>>once again, i dont drink.

4. NO, IT'S NOT OK THAT YOU GO OUT EVERY FRIDAY. (This is directed towards someone...)

>>>>She has a point...

5. If you have to ask me if I think my own cooked dinner is good, you obviously hate it.

>>>>No, it means we want to start up a convosation... riiight...

6. If you hate my outfit, just stop lying to make me feel better. (At least Asa is the honest type. :))

Men will ALWAYS say you look good, no matter what you wear.

7. If you have to ask me every single day to scratch you're back, you're obviously too dumb to know what a back scratcher/ruler is.

>>>Meh, i wouldent do it.
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Post by: LynX on August 21, 2005, 04:02:26 PM
 
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>>>>once again, i dont drink.


White, I actually thought you drink blood. :)
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Post by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2005, 04:06:10 PM
O_o...
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 21, 2005, 04:10:05 PM
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>>>>once again, i dont drink.


White, I actually thought you drink blood. :)

Blood isn't alcoholic, duh. Doesn't count. :D
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Post by: White Dwarf on August 21, 2005, 04:29:53 PM
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>>>>once again, i dont drink.


White, I actually thought you drink blood. :)

Blood isn't alcoholic, duh. Doesn't count. :D


Well they mesure how much youve had to drink by how much alcohol is in your blood, so, YEH, if you frink regurly you have alcoholic blood.

But im carefull who's blood i drink, Only sexy vergin girls. (Maybe I'm an Incubus vampire, Knowwhatimsaying? heehe)
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Post by: dragoninja on August 21, 2005, 05:24:16 PM
what a short list... any other girls that wants to add some points?
well, I have nothing to say about this list... just: It's too short to be true...
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Post by: RPG LORD on August 21, 2005, 05:32:45 PM
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Originally posted by White Dwarf
Ok, just to help us guys out...


1. If you have to ask me to get you the remote, this obviously means you're too lazy to get it yourself.

>>>>> We only do this if yuor neer to it that us.

2. If you sit around and do absoloutley nothing while I cook, clean, etc, you're very self absorbed.

>>>>.cant help you there. I would never do that.

3. No, I will not get you a beer.

>>>>once again, i dont drink.

4. NO, IT'S NOT OK THAT YOU GO OUT EVERY FRIDAY. (This is directed towards someone...)

>>>>She has a point...

5. If you have to ask me if I think my own cooked dinner is good, you obviously hate it.

>>>>No, it means we want to start up a convosation... riiight...

6. If you hate my outfit, just stop lying to make me feel better. (At least Asa is the honest type. :))

Men will ALWAYS say you look good, no matter what you wear.

7. If you have to ask me every single day to scratch you're back, you're obviously too dumb to know what a back scratcher/ruler is.

>>>Meh, i wouldent do it.

1....the hell?
2.Yes, I'm too lazy to take care of my lizards. That's why they're still alive.
3....once again, the hell? I prefer cider above beer. Yuck.
4.No comment.
5.I can try to help cooking if desired.
6....the hell? I do happen to have my own opinion. Besides, I don't care.
7.No comment
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Post by: Dominant on August 21, 2005, 06:41:15 PM
If you were trying to TEACH people, I pretty much knew all that stuff already, but I suspect some people didn't.
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Post by: Drace on August 21, 2005, 06:48:49 PM
Non of them aply. Actually, later in life. I would like to be the cook.
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Post by: charaman on August 21, 2005, 08:20:10 PM
SWEET! I'm safe!
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Post by: Trevlac on August 21, 2005, 09:13:10 PM
I know quite a bit about men and women.  I'm one of those transitional people.

I help my guy friends NOT screw up their relationships by being stupid, and I help my girl friends understand that their men do care, they are just stupid.
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Post by: Red Giant on August 21, 2005, 09:27:24 PM
LoL, it's funny 'cuz my girlfriend actually does most of these things to me. So I can relate.

"You like this shirt?"
"Uhm... yeeaaah...."

Do you die a little inside every time that happens? I know I do!

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Originally posted by White Dwarf
(Maybe I'm an Incubus vampire, Knowwhatimsaying? heehe)


You couldn't be an incubus if SEX slapped you in the face!

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I help my guy friends NOT screw up their relationships by being stupid, and I help my girl friends understand that their men do care, they are just stupid.


Lol, I love you man.
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Post by: Trevlac on August 21, 2005, 09:42:37 PM
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Lol, I love you man.


Indeed.

Everyone loves magical Trevlac, 'cause the tricks that he does are ever so clev...lac...  >.> Damn song doesn't rhyme with Trevlac.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 21, 2005, 09:53:57 PM
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Everyone loves magical Trevlac, 'cause the tricks that he does are ever so clev...lac...  >.> Damn song doesn't rhyme with Trevlac.


XD
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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on August 21, 2005, 10:11:03 PM
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Everyone loves magical Trevlac, 'cause the tricks that he does are ever so clev...lac...  >.> Damn song doesn't rhyme with Trevlac.


LMAO!!!
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Post by: Razor on August 21, 2005, 10:14:51 PM
Though the thing about this list is that, it's still about men. Where the male list is selfabsorbed, the female list remains male centric.

Something like:


Well, i dunno, I'm not female, and I don't have a girlfriend. w00t.
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Post by: tyia on August 23, 2005, 12:48:24 AM
I don't know how to do this but I'll try:

8.) If you say you love me, why do you look at other girls?

9.) If you so in tune with your feelings, why don't you talk about them

I'm going to stop now.
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Post by: chocobomaster09 on August 23, 2005, 01:13:28 AM
thing is...most of these ppl are like 15- years old..
i think, so most of those things, are for like 18+
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Post by: Dragonchick93 on August 24, 2005, 04:34:27 AM
Nice,these are all true but......im not married and i some how noticed that