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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Dragonium on August 31, 2005, 07:40:34 PM
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Everyone who has ever played an MMORPG has come across n00bs. While many n00b experiences we would rather forget, there are some that are so funny or ridiculous that they are well worth remembering.
So, post your n00b encounters here so that we may all learn from them. Or something.
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One of my favourite n00b moments has to be taken from Endless Online.
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N00b: GIVE ME UR STUFF
Dragonium: No.
N00b: PLS
Dragonium: No.
N00b: *Walks away*
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Closely followed by another from EO.
*Note that Dragon Armor is worth around 100-500 Gold*
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N00b: i will buy ur dragon armor
Dragonium: Sorry, I'm not selling it.
N00b: pls, i will give u a good price
Dragonium: What?
N00b: i will give u 1.2k
Dragonium: Okay.
N00b: *Opens trade window, offers 3 Dragon Masks, worth around 30 Gold each*
Dragonium: No way.
N00b: but tht is a good offer, they are worth 400 each
Dragonium: No, they are not.
N00b: NOOB, THAT IS A GOOD OFER
Dragonium: -_-'
N00b: U ARE A NOOB
Dragonium: *Walks away*
N00b: NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB *Gets kicked off the server for flooding*
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If you hate noobs, then DON'T play Runescape. It's got more noobs than a.... uh... thing that has a lot of noobs in it. Everywhere you go there's at least one scammer. >_<
Plus some people try to buy some of my rare items with a bronze dagger (one of the worst weapons in the game) and a wooden shield (the worst shield in the game).
And half the people don't know what "k" means. For example, I try to sell something for 50k and they try to buy it for 50gp. >_<
Then there are the people who don't believe me when I say I am lv99 woodcutting. If they don't believe me, I don't get mad; it's the idiots who call me a noob and a liar before looking me up in the high score list.
Runescape is a great game, but there are a TON OF NOOBS. But busting scammers is so fun. XD
EDIT: Oh yeah, and in Dark Eden, there are quite a few uber-high-level people who like to stand at the entrance to a dungeon casting some high-level spell everywhere, killing everybody that enters, even if they are the same race. Then there are the people who use speed hacks (run and attack REALLY fast) and infinite HP hacks (self-explanitory).
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Hmmmm... well this is an online game called Unreal Tournament, but a similar problem. He calls himself a superior gamer but here's the log...
[Guy enters the game as that robot dude, I run and hide]
Guy: Hmmm... I can't see you...
*Guy calls in buddy as a spectator*
Guy: Where is he?
Spectator: He's in that windowy room climning up for a suprise attack!
Guy: OK!
Me: What!? You can't use a non-player that way!! -_- Your lame!
Guy: So what? I'm winning aren't I?
Me: Not on your own skill, lamer.
Yeah it's a FPS but a cheater like that is a form of n00b because they can't use skill, they rather use well... a spy. And that isn't the intention of a spectator I'll tell you that, it's merely an observing user who wants to get a look on the action.
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Counterstrike isn't an rpg but there are so many idiots.
The admins kick out anyone who doesn't suck because they think they're hacking.
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On Starcraft there were a couple of idiots who said "Hey I ********** know what you did you ******!"
Me: "Yes... I did eat cat stew"
to humor them and then they go:
"Yeah! You sick **********" and so on...
Then I had some cheaters and backstabbers. In one map I had a little event set up that would destroy their base in case they did crap to me XD. I ended up using it XD heheheh... cheater got ticked off. And I laughed and laughed. "Base Asplode!"
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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
And half the people don't know what "k" means. For example, I try to sell something for 50k and they try to buy it for 50gp. >_<
Sometimes, that works backwards.
Dragonium: Anyone selling an Ultima Blade cheaply? :D
Guy: Heh heh, Drag, still trying to get everything discounted.
N00b: I SELL ULTIMAS 500 GOLD EACH
Dragonium: I'll take one.
N00b: *Opens trade window, offers Ultima Blade, I offer 500g*
Dragonium: Accept the trade.
N00b: SCAMMER
Dragonium: The hell?!
N00b: U TRYIN TO SHORT ME 4 AND A HALF K NOOB
Dragonium: You said 500g, idiot.
N00b: NOOB SCAM
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He then goes on to make himself look even stupider by showing that he plays Runescape.
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N00b: I AM REPORTING U SCAMMER
Dragonium: ...
N00b: *Stands there for ages*
Dragonium: What are you doing?
N00b: REPORTIN U WHUT DO I CLICK???????
Seriously, some of the people on EO. Most of the members are nice, kind and helpful people who don't do anything wrong. However, when there's a n00b, there really is an uberly-uber-n00b. :)
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I find strange that n00bs usually call US n00bs.... I have many stories, mostly about Tibia, nut I can't write righr now, I'm too busy playing Tibia, while I write this.
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I often encounter so called "noobs" when I play... Some examples here (I won't mention names)
RS:
Guy: *Sending trade request* *Sending trade request* *Sending trade request*
Me: Accept trade...
Guy: ur green armor!!!
Me: Offers full set of adamant.
Guy: Offers about 15 Feathers, 2 Cabbage, 3 cow hides, 12GP and Bronze Dagger
Acept acept!!!!
Me: I want atleast 50k!
Guy: *Declines trade* It is worth it!
Me: *Walks away* No it's not...
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RO(Ragnarok Online)
Guy: Heal plzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! Meplzzzzzz Heal plzzzxzzzzz
Me (The Priest): No use potions!
Guy: You heal me! I no use pots!
Me: No! I won't! You're a knight!
Guy: N00b! F*** u! *Uses atleast 10 potions*
Me: You had potions!
Guy: F*** U! *Walks away on his Peco Peco (Birds you ride on for faster movement)*
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The first one happened all the time when I played RS.
Second one happened at least 97890178913506924316537 times a day when I played RO (When I was a Acolyte and Priest)
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Many times when I PK someone in Runescape, they send me a message asking for their stuff back. @_@ Or, as I'm kickin someone's ***, they say "Cut it out" or "Dont kill me plz". If they don't want to get killed, then they shouldn't be in the wilderness. (for those who haven't played it, the wilderness is the area made for PKing)
And I hate when people try to buy items that can't be traded.
"How much 4 ur mime mask"
"It's untradable."
"Plz"
"It won't let me trade it."
"Cmon plz i pay good $$$$$"
"I said i can't trade it. The game won't let me put it up in the trade window."
"Omg noob just click on it and it will go up"
"No, it will show me a message saying that it won't let me trade it."
"W/e noob, go **** ur moms ***s."
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Heehe. N00b stories. I have millions of them in FPS games. But I have a few funny ones.
MOHAA (In this one we were very tactiv with out team) (PS. I don't use shortcuts, I just write the whole sentance)
Guy: Ok, *couple of names* attack the left side, rest right side.
N00b: Charge! *runs through the middle, a nade is thrown to him* Hey! What's this? *stops* *get's blown*
Me: Idiot.
N00b: *next round starts* You are all cheaters! I be leaving! *stays around for 10 rounds teamkilling and then leaves*
Battlefield 1942
N00b: *is nade spamming*
Me: N00b. Stop the nade spamming. Use your gun.
N00b: *starts throwing nades at me*
Me: FF is off, fool.
N00b: *switches weapons and starts shooting me*
Me: FF is OFF. OFF. No FF.
N00b: You cheat! I'm reporting you!
Me: You can't cheat. This server has Punkbuster.
N00b: So you admit hacking! N00b! Hacker! Lamer! *get's kicked off*
Me: I like you, admin.
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I agree on the RS thingy, thats a sucky game with sucky(n00b) players.
But the most known one is World Of Warcraft:
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Me and my friend is teaming, were running into this cave with lvl4 Trolls (we are about lvl 5 both) and this is the first dungeon for some races.
We run and kill some Trolls, we see this Dungeon Chest(a chest that sometimes spawn in the dungeon) and we fight the monsters around it.
Me: Roll-45(100)
Friend: Roll-32(100)
Me: Mine then :D!
*Open the chest and pick the stuff*
Guy: You mother&/%/(%/er that was miine!
Me:You didnīt roll and you wasnīt here
Guy:Stealing &%Ī%ing N00B!
Me: How mature...
Friend: Roll next time
Guy: &&Ī#Ī you!
*he leaves the cave*
This is just n00bing, no big deal but please! the things in a lvl1 dungeon is only crap.
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And the n there are those true kill stealer n00bs:
As a mage you can do a frost nova, if you are the first one to hit target, your the one that earns the exp and stuff.
Me and my 2 friends are running in a Murloc camp cuz we have a quest to kill them.
Me: There they are!finaly
Friend1:Great
Friend1: but they are lvl8 and we are 7
Friend2:Doesnīt matter, there are 3 os us :D!
Me: Lets do this then
*lvl 5 mage run in to the middle of camp doing a nova that hit everyone*
Me: Not again!
Friend1:Need some help here!
Friend2:Ok ill heal
Me:No! He got them returning and attack us!!!
*kills them, doesnt earn anything.
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The escape n00bs.
Some peoples are really anoying and doesnīt kill the monsters that are attacking them, this leads to that you have a group of 5 after you until a ceartan location kind of.
We are on quest in this cave.
*Me and friends is slaying monsters to earn exp and money, one of those monsters is hard so we use ranged to get one of them close*
Me:going great now! 20s
Friend: only 9s..:(
*se this player running with 4 Wendigos/Yeti behind him, but he doesnīt make it and get killed, this leads intop that they are returning to their posts*
Friend:No they are attacking me again!
*They atart to slauther my friend by surrounding him and hit repeatly, in the very end we both dies....
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And the last one is the Duel N00bs!
Of course you can duel, but some classes are better the others List:
Warrior-really great! They can only attack in close combat but has really high Hp and ATK,can have best arors
Rouges-really great!Can enter stealth that makes them invisible and you can walk behing your oponent doing backstad or better skill wich doest great damage and they doesnt suffer to much in CC.
Paladins-really great!a mix of warrior and priest.best armors,healing,inmortality spell ect
Shamans-really great!its really good! strong spells and totems that do all kind of good crazy crap!
Some of those are extreamly anoying to play against, thats all
and there are those who are like 5-10 lvls higher then you who like to duel.
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OK that was alot of WoW talk....man i need to play again, so long!
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I remember back in my b.net days, someone wanted to cyber. with anyone. but her english was, well, engrish.
"would you like to sex"
My first point of action was to point this out over and over until she left the room crying, but she never realised I was pointing out her mistake. a dissappointment as the crowd went wild.
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Hmmm. The only memory I have is playing EQ.
I am all healed up and run out to kill some Crushbone Orcs when I see "TRAIN TO ZONE!!!!!!" come up in the chat window.
Next thing I now, some loser with SOW runs past me and I'm getting stunned by D'Vinn and other dudes, resulting in my death and the unfortunate corpse run.
Of course, that was when I was like, lvl10 and playing still.
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Ive got LOADS of theese, but ill only post a few.
Counter strike,
I joined a server, started off good, not pwning too many of em, then some guy joins and starts to really pwn. Two kids were the admins, they were so obviously like 12 or something and really sucked. They said "shut up jerk" if you even Loled at them, they banned him after a while. I asked why they kicked him and they replied "He was a complete retard!"
...seriously whats up with that?
And this one time in WoW, i was walking around a low level place, and some lvl 11 guy walks up to me and asks me for 50 silver, which isnt something you just give to anyone. I said "no" and he kept bugging me for a while. He followed me , when I was stopping for like two seconds he attacked a monster like five levels over him, which he cant beat, and started screaming "HELP! HELP!" so I walked up to the monster and killed it. He kept following me, asking me for money a few more times, then attacked a monster again, yelling the same thing. So i started doing in game emotes, like laughing at him and stuff, he died and whispered me "OMG WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME!!"
And i have seen lvl 60s in wow (the max lvl) who misspell their own class.
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Ro n00bs:
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n00b: In PvP I use my Rogue, I use Stalk do backstab an archer that was really pissing me off, When I backstabed him I did something like 1,6k dmg :p And he went like: Hacker!!! Cheater!!! n00b!!! You hacked! you can't walk when "hide"!!
Me: I'm a rogue, I have a skill called "Stalk" Allows me to walk wile hiding, idiot...
N00b: You "lajar" you hacked!! besides! you can't take 1,6k life on one "normal" hit
Me: I used backstab lvl10... 700% attpow...
N00b: I'm reporting you!!! *respawns*
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I was using my Acolyte
N00b: Heel me now or I'll kill yo
Me: I can't I'm out of SP
N00b: heel me now!!!!!
Me: I have no SP, I can't heal you just yet
N00b: you stupid B****! C***! Heel me now of I kill you! (I think he called me the Bword cuz I'm using Girl characters...)
Me: I'm not gonna heal you if you are swearing...
N00b: B****!! I'm reporting yo!
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I was on my Rogue again:
N00b: Selling Slotted Main Gauge!!! 100k!!! *Trade request*
Me: Slotted Main Gauge for 100k? you high kid?
n00b: It's a good trade!
Me: how many slots
N00b: 2
Me: Only? I can buy them cheaper with 4 slots...
N00b: You F***ing n00b! It's worth it!! it rare!!
Me: I can buy better daggers in Morroc...
N00b: F***ing n00b!!!
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These where some of the light n00bs... there were worse times where Admins had to take care of the problems... N00bs these days... they Talk to much, and most of them can speak english
i.e. "Do r u br"(Brazilian)
I'm sorry all Brazilian Members, no offence ment, ok?
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lol ok i got one
so i was playing runscape just minding myself when this dude 10 lvls above me came
Dude "Can i have something pls?"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
now this went on for about ohh 2 minutes or so untill i just got fed up with it so i gave him a longbow if he would leave me alone, just a normal long bow i was meaning to get rid of anyways
right after i gave it to him and he took the bow and sold it then came back and started begging again
annoyed i did what any decent person would do, transport to varrock and swich server
he followed me
so i told him to go **** himself and logged off
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These threads are so fun.
N00b: Heya!
Me: Hello
N00b: You got Shako?
Me: Yeah
N00b: Free?
Me: No
N00b: Cmon plz!
Me: I said no.
N00b: n00b! I can get tons of shako if I want to! Give me yours and I wont report you to b.net as a hacker!
Me: Great, you do that. Besides, if you can get unlimited shako, why bother me?
N00b: Cuz you dont deserve your shako!!
Me: Whatever
N00b: You are so reported! Your account will get delete and I'll get all your item cuz Im a staff.
Me: Good. You are a staff and I'm a sword. Last I checked, swords chop wood.
*Leet_Brbaian has left the game*
So enjoyable.
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ROFL
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Originally posted by blackskullwarlock
These threads are so fun.
N00b: Heya!
Me: Hello
N00b: You got Shako?
Me: Yeah
N00b: Free?
Me: No
N00b: Cmon plz!
Me: I said no.
N00b: n00b! I can get tons of shako if I want to! Give me yours and I wont report you to b.net as a hacker!
Me: Great, you do that. Besides, if you can get unlimited shako, why bother me?
N00b: Cuz you dont deserve your shako!!
Me: Whatever
N00b: You are so reported! Your account will get delete and I'll get all your item cuz Im a staff.
Me: Good. You are a staff and I'm a sword. Last I checked, swords chop wood.
*Leet_Brbaian has left the game*
So enjoyable.
HAHAHAHA
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Clever.
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At one point I was like the complimentive killer in some FPS I used to play. I would be like "Nice moves" *kills guy*
Guy: Than... ****!!
XD
Guy 2: PWNED! *gets killed too*
"HEADSHOT!"
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HERE'S A CLASSIC!
Me: I'm ready I guess... *slips along wall*
Opponent: No WhErE tO HiDe!!
Me: ...yeah... whatever... *makes it along a lava bridge*
Opponent: HAHA! I SEEEEEEE YOU!! *hits me with a missile, I had a lot of armor but took massive damage, I return fire and he strafes right* HAHAHA!!! *falls into the lava* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?
Me: It's a narrow bridge, you strafe'd into it, so I did nothing.
Opponent: Whatever... *leaves*
Me: Well that was definetly fun -_-
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Originally posted by Surfin_Fool
lol ok i got one
so i was playing runscape just minding myself when this dude 10 lvls above me came
Dude "Can i have something pls?"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
now this went on for about ohh 2 minutes or so untill i just got fed up with it so i gave him a longbow if he would leave me alone, just a normal long bow i was meaning to get rid of anyways
right after i gave it to him and he took the bow and sold it then came back and started begging again
annoyed i did what any decent person would do, transport to varrock and swich server
he followed me
so i told him to go **** himself and logged off
Just recently some guy 30 or so levels below me was following me asking for stuff like that, so I said "Follow me, I know where lots of treasure is!" So I took him to lv40 wilderness and kicked his ***. Then, of course, he messaged me saying that he is staff and that I will get banned. XD
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Heh. It's even more fun being on the other side.
When I used to play Runescape, I had a pretty good account (don't remember exactly, but it was around level 60) and a crappy account. I would log onto both of them at the same time using two different browsers.
In any case, while I was in my crappy account, I was bugging this guy for items. He said "I know where you can get items, follow me" and we went into the wilderness, and he started attacking me. So I bring out my other account and say "DON'T PICK ON THE N00BS N00B!" then completely annihilate him. It was fun.
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I like bashing those bad villainous n00bs, but it's even more fun destroying those self claimed "professionals" who like to destroy the newbs (not to be confused with n00bs) and thus gain their rep that way -_-
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OHHHHHHHHH!!!! I GOT SOME STORIES TO TELL FROM HALO 2!!! XD!!
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4 vs 4 - Team Slayer
Of course our team has always gotta go for the uber weapons in order to win. I sniped about 36 of them, and the score goes to 50. At the end of the match.
Other Team Member 1 - Dude, why do you hack?
Me - I don't hack.
Other Team Member 2 - Yeah you did!!!!! You sniped me every time I respawned!!!!!
Me - That just means I'm good.
Other Team Member 2 - NO, YOU HACKER!!!
Other Team Member 1 - I work with Bungie, you're going to lose your account, dude.
Me - Why? I didn't hack. Never have.
Other Team Member 1 - You're going to lose your account, dude, sorry.
---Never lost my account
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Usually on Halo 2, if you enter a Team Slayer battle, some of your team members are bound to leave the match. All three of my other team member left, the other team had all four.
Other Team Member 1 - NOOB!!! LEAVE LIKE ALL OF YOUR OTHER NOOB TEAM MEMBERS SO WE CAN GET OUR EXTRA POINTS!!!!
Me - I've never left a match.
Other Team Member 2 - You're never going to win.
Other Team Member 3 - You're wasting our time.
Other Team Member 4 - JUST LEAVE!!!
---The score was 50 to 36, I had the 50. They were so pissed off after the battle, XD!
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On head to head, it is the worst. So many people will talk ****, and it gets tiring. You kill someone about 5 times, and when he finally kills you, he says "Ha Ha, Capped your ***." I kill him over and over until he leaves, XD.
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This is on Diablo 2 Battle.net
Those of you who have played it, you know the secret cow world. I remember level 13's going into the Hell Cow World, and they'd die in one hit. Why would you want to be level 13 and go into hell?
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Another on Diablo 2
NooB - Hey, can you give me some gold?
Me - No
NooB - Why?
Me - Because, I'm saving up.
NooB - ****er! Give me your ****ing gold or I'll ****ing report you!!
Me - For what? Refusing?
NooB - No! My dad like ****ing owns Blizzard, he can delete your account without question.
Me - No he can't, no he's not.
NooB - Yeah he is! Just you wait!
Me - If you're dad's the owner of Blizzard, why doesn't he just hack you some gold!
NooB - Because I haven't spoken to him in a while.
I don't remember what happened after that, but I left soon after. That's all the stories I can share for now.
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I have a million stories...some from TDR even.
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I'm lvl 56 Pally in Hell (don't ask) looking for Chaos runs (Rev. Cloud)
There's some people in here including a lvl 96 Pally (Hammerdin)
I'm a Zealot
chleeter_necro: i lik dis gmae
Reverend_Cloud: As do I.
Thorzhamm0rz: shut up stupid noobs
chleeter_necro: no u stfu u noob god wtf
Reverend_Cloud: Um, in case you failed to notice...
Reverend_Cloud: This guy is Chaos running us.
chleeter_necro: i dun car
chleeter_necro: he a dic
*Thorzhamm0rz has left the game, diablo's minions weaken*
Reverend_Cloud: -_-
chleeter_necro: u do it
Reverend_Cloud: HAHAHA! I'm a 56 ZEALer. I'd get owned.
chleeter_necro: u noob do it or i hack u
Reverend_Cloud: Good luck with that.
chleeter_necro: omg u r so hackd
Reverend_Cloud: Right, well, I'll be going now. You have fun.
*Exeunt Davis* (I must mention that the Necromancer here was level 14. I used my maphack to see his gear, and he had a NORMAL wand, it had NO magical properties, and he had a +5 Mana Hard Leather Armor. I laughed so hard...so hard...)
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I'm in a trade game that I made, looking for some unis. I'm the Druid, and a Barb comes in.
robbinbob: u have free?
Trevlac: No, sorry. This is a trade game. I am sure there are plenty of free item games available though.
robbinbob: gimme freeeeeeeeee
Trevlac: I have said "no".
robbinbob: omg noob gimme free i am bnet admin
Trevlac: Oh, in that case... *I dropped a chipped emerald*
robbinbob: ty
Trevlac: *I'm laughing my arse off* You have problems.
robbinbob: wut
Trevlac: You heard me.
robbinbob: ur gonna have prolems wen i ban u
Trevlac: Ban me? How, praytell, would you accomplish this?
robbinbob: i am admin duh
Trevlac: I hope you are aware that impersonating a Blizzard employee will get you a CD key ban.
robbinbob: ya but im relly 1
*took me a minute to actually comprehend that sentence*
Trevlac: Yeah, okay. Let us see about that.
*I exited the game and reported him by taking a screenshot, Blizzard employees checked the log and found that I was right. He was CD Key banned. Owned.*
As a followup, oddly enough, he found the post on the B.net message board where I reported him and he replied:
"omg he i so leing"
His posting gave me his email address, I jacked with the poor fellow. Yes, I was bored. People should be careful when Davis is bored ;)
On another note, why is it that every noob seems to talk the same way? Either in ALL CPZ LIEK DIZZ or in all lwr cse lttrs wth no vwls. And the spelling is GOD AWEFUL.
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Back in the Diablo 1 days when it was cool to hack (ie: got really bored with the game but had some good friends in the chatrooms) you would often see these sort of things
n00b: hey, come down to the 1st level, I'll give you a cool item
Razor: *invulnerable to everything* Sure, why not. *goes down*
n00b: Die! *starts attacking*
Razor: Ho hum. *level 25 (not possible to get that high sans hack) Fireball*
n00b: *dies*
I like Justice.
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oh geez... where do i start.
Maple Story:
KazeCaster0 (me): Hi there :)
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: Y0o
KazeCaster0: Whats up?
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: STFU U STOOPIDE NOOBFACE
KazeCaster0: you might want to bite your tounge...
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: WHT U GON DO STFU FACE?
KazeCaster0: Well... youll see in a moment if you continue your "behavior".
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: WHT BHVIO KAZE NOOB A**?
KazeCaster0: *whispers to all online buddies* hi you guys :)
Siantrabia: Hi Nik :D
Yilea: Hi Kaze :)
Tanto_otnat: Hey Nik.
KazeCaster0: Before i start having a conversation with you all, I need your help.
Buddies: Sure, who is it this time.
KazeCaster0: I need you people to help me Kill Steal from AznBEER@SSFACEBOM till he logs out or quits maple :P
Yilia: Funny, ill be at perion in a moment (they knew i was currently collecting things in perion)
Siantrabia: HAHAHA!!! i love it when you do things like this when you encounter a NOOB, be there in a moment.
Tanto_otnat: Okay, im already here XD
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: FACK OFF YOU GEH GUY *goes to hurt fire boars*
KazeCaster0: *starts stealing kills*
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: WTF PIZS OFF
KazeCaster: This is what i do to people who are NOOBing on me :P
*Buddies join in*
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: OI STOP THE KSING YOU AZZ KISSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KazeCaster: Good work you guys :)
in another 20 minutes of Kill Stealing he logged off.
question is... whos the NOOB, me or him?
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it actually "newbie" not "noob"
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The thing is we were all once n00bs so why complain about them. And on top of that ppl don't do nothing to solve the n00b probelms and that is what pisses admins off...... :smoke:
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newb and noob are tottaly differant things.
newbie: person still getting use to something (ie. game), person willing to learn from people who are of higher experience.
noob: spamming, mizz sbellar person who seems to hate everyone.
remember that when your playing an mmo.
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More EO goodness.
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*I'm hunting Ice Giants, strong enemies. They occasionally drop Ice Cubes, which sell for around 400g each*
N00b: omg
Dragonium: Problem?
N00b: wtf ur in my area *He has only just got here*
Dragonium: What?
N00b: this is my are
Dragonium: It is not, I'm hunting here.
N00b: noob u r stealing my loot
Dragonium: You only just got here, stupid. *Kill Ice Giant, it drops an Ice Cube and I get the protection on it*
N00b: GIVE ME ICE CUB
Dragonium: No, it's mine. I earned it.
N00b: NOOB THIEF
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Later on, in global chat...
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N00b: OMG I KNOW U
Dragonium: *Sigh*
N00b: U WERE STEALIN MY KILLS EARLIER NOOB
Dragonium: For the last time, I was hunting there, and they were my own kills. You just tried to steal them, n00b.
N00b: I AM LVL 5 AND I AM STRONGER DAN U *Keep in mind in EO it is insanely hard to level up, I was only level 3 at the time*
Dragonium: Okay, meet me at the Skeletons, I'll party with you.
N00b: KK BUT I GET THE LOOT
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I later met him at the Skeletons. He was Level 0, was wearing Peasant Clothes (Crappy armor) and didn't have a weapon. I took on a Skeleton Warlock, he tried to steal the kill, and promptly died. I put him on my ignore list.
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n00bs are fun. To bad I don't play an MMORPG cause that's where the good stories are.
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no its actually called a newbie. when you call a noob to a member who first just came, i think its rather offensive if they know what a noob is.
soory, but i like newbie better, much nicer. but i rather start a flame war here someone quoting my message and start a "no i'm right about people being called a noob" thing. :]]
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A n00b is a person which is annoying, irritating, spamming, flaming and other useless stuff. A newbie is a newling to the game/place. I like newbies in games. Allways fun to pass your skills and knowledge.
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Well, when I started playing Ragnarok I was a newbie that picked on n00bs a lot...like:
*n00b is selling green apple, worth arounf 5k and gives you a poring*
Me: Hey, iīll trade your green apple for my rainbow shell, that gives you the donītrememberthename monster...
n00b: Why would you do that?
Me: I find porings cuter and all...plus I DO NOT want an attacker monster...
n00b: hmm, dunno...
Me: Cīmon, mineīs worth 10k dude...
*lots os C'mons later...he trades...*
*n00b goes sell the rainbow shell...itīs worth 10 zenny.*
I know thatīs just mean, but thatīs also dumb right?
BTW, the chances of a poring dropping a green apple are simply ignorable.
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Screw it. *re-joins runescape*
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This just happened to me the other day in Runescape. I decided to go to the white knight castle to train, and there's already someone there. Since I'm 20 or so levels higher than him, I tend to kill the knights a lot faster than he does. So he got all pissed off and ORDERED me to leave. I said no and he started making insults about me and my mom, and who I have sex with.
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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
This just happened to me the other day in Runescape. I decided to go to the white knight castle to train, and there's already someone there. Since I'm 20 or so levels higher than him, I tend to kill the knights a lot faster than he does. So he got all pissed off and ORDERED me to leave. I said no and he started making insults about me and my mom, and who I have sex with.
I think we met the same person. Someone also said I had sex with my mother who was a couple of levels lower. So I asked him to go to the wilderness and a me and a couple of friends ambushed him and killed him, just to teach him.
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Well, when I started playing Ragnarok I was a newbie that picked on n00bs a lot...like:
*n00b is selling green apple, worth arounf 5k and gives you a poring*
Me: Hey, iīll trade your green apple for my rainbow shell, that gives you the donītrememberthename monster...
n00b: Why would you do that?
Me: I find porings cuter and all...plus I DO NOT want an attacker monster...
n00b: hmm, dunno...
Me: Cīmon, mineīs worth 10k dude...
*lots os C'mons later...he trades...*
*n00b goes sell the rainbow shell...itīs worth 10 zenny.*
I know thatīs just mean, but thatīs also dumb right?
BTW, the chances of a poring dropping a green apple are simply ignorable.
crule :p
I find it funnier to pretend that you are going to tank them in Orc Dungeon or something like it, Anyways, when they attack the orcs, I use "hide" ^^
and we all knows what that means, no don't we? it = N0bby gone DEAD!
And usually they don't have any money, so they can't warp away from there using the convinient Kafra (If there is one there on the other RO servers that is) so they can't warp away from there ^^, so they are stuck there for ages (Untill someone helps them... I usually does that too...)
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This just happened about 5 minutes ago in RS...
Noob: Selling lv113 account!!
Me: Selling accounts is against the rules. And besides, I doubt you even have that account.
Noob: Ya I do
Me: Okay, what's the account's name?
Noob: Samanthanz (Note: Samanthanz is a very well-known player for being so high level)
Me: Samanthanz is lv126, you idiot. Plus I met her once, and she doesn't act the same way as you do.
Noob: Is lv113.
Me: You aren't Samanthanz.
Noob: I am
Me: Prove it.
Noob: Lol how can I prove it
Me: Log into Samanthanz and send me a message. That will prove that you are her.
*long pause*
Me: Well?
Noob: Go away
Noob: Selling lv109 account!!!
Me: I thought you said 113.
Noob: Shut up ***** ************
Busting scammers is fun. (J)
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Conquer Online n00b, keep in mind you can PK in about 75 % percent of the areas in the game.
n00b: Make team, plz plvl
Supafly: No
n00b: PLZ!
Supafly: no
n00b: OMGF JUST MAKE A TEAM YOU GET VP
Supafly: no
n00b: add me to friend list
Supafly: No, leave me alone
n00b: PLZ!
Supafly: No
Then the noob just keeps saying plz make team, blah blah, they tell you they'll kill you with their main account, never happens so what is one to do? kill the noob and they still want you to plvl them.
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On knightonline people always ask me for Items lol I guess thats a nOOb example
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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
This just happened about 5 minutes ago in RS...
Noob: Selling lv113 account!!
Me: Selling accounts is against the rules. And besides, I doubt you even have that account.
Noob: Ya I do
Me: Okay, what's the account's name?
Noob: Samanthanz (Note: Samanthanz is a very well-known player for being so high level)
Me: Samanthanz is lv126, you idiot. Plus I met her once, and she doesn't act the same way as you do.
Noob: Is lv113.
Me: You aren't Samanthanz.
Noob: I am
Me: Prove it.
Noob: Lol how can I prove it
Me: Log into Samanthanz and send me a message. That will prove that you are her.
*long pause*
Me: Well?
Noob: Go away
Noob: Selling lv109 account!!!
Me: I thought you said 113.
Noob: Shut up ***** ************
Busting scammers is fun. (J)
XD
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Me and my friend who plays alot of runescape went around selling rune weapons for more than their usual worth, sold a Rune Longsword for 40k and bought a new one for 20. We then sold a Rune battle axe for around 30k, and we were gonna buy a new one, so this dude says "selling rune baxe" We went up to him and traded, offered him 20k, he said "too little" we raised to 25k, then he said "ffs i bought this for 78k no less than that" so we yelled "n00b" and loled away.
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And once I did a really fun thing in WoW, if you write something to show up in General Chat, you write:
/1 Hello
which makes
[1. General] [NameOfCharacter]: Hello
so this level 7 mage was going around in Orgrimmar asking everyone for money and stuff, after a while people got annoyed. I wrote some stuff, /2 meands Trade chat
/2 WTS 10x [Holy Protection Potion]!!
and added a bunch of spaces, so it would show up a second row, and wrote:
/2 WTS 10x [Holy Protection Potion]!!
[1. General] [n00bsname]: PLZ EVERYONE GIV ME MONEY I R POOR
which makes:
[2. Trade] [Sejjin]: WTS 10x[Holy Protection Potion]!!
[1. General] [n00bsname] PLZ EVERYONE GIV ME MONEY I R POOR
basically, i write stuff and it looks like the n00b writes it, so entire orgrimmar was pissed off at the little guy wanting stuff, kinda bad of me but noone likes beggars anyway.
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Originally posted by smokey_locs2002
Conquer Online n00b, keep in mind you can PK in about 75 % percent of the areas in the game.
n00b: Make team, plz plvl
Supafly: No
n00b: PLZ!
Supafly: no
n00b: OMGF JUST MAKE A TEAM YOU GET VP
Supafly: no
n00b: add me to friend list
Supafly: No, leave me alone
n00b: PLZ!
Supafly: No
Then the noob just keeps saying plz make team, blah blah, they tell you they'll kill you with their main account, never happens so what is one to do? kill the noob and they still want you to plvl them.
i think ive said if you keep annoying me I!!! will get my main account.... I did, then i said it was me, you know, the one you were paying out cuz of my newbular character.
I pked him for half an hour before he logged out.
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My computer cant play RS very well...must remember that.
See, I put RS on, but put low quality so i dont have to listen to the crappy music, then i put my earphones on instead of speekers, then listen to my own music on windows media player while i play RS< o when your letting your character wast your time by taking hours doing something, i have omeone to listen to.
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Happened 5 minutes ago:
Me = Atikkus Draco Gizrael
n00b = Tar-telemmaite the druid
Scene: I tried to kill a Swamp Troll he was killing, and leave the loot for him, I aways do that, he took everything, before I could get there, and....
Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Tar-telemmaite the druid: Atikkus
Tar-telemmaite the druid: hunted (I dunno if other MMORPG uses this expression, basically, means: I'm gonna kill you later on!)
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...in a non-PVP world?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yes
Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...how?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you will see.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: like, it is impossible to lure now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And you can't directly hit me
Tar-telemmaite the druid: that what u think.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: key word
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: think
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Directly?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Hit?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Me?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I give up
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: The only thing you can do is keep killing what I'm killing, and steal my loot
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and get you banned
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: How?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: my gm friend in rl
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Seriously? Well, I know Santa.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is at my house right now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Good, good, I'm pretty sure the CIP team would LOVE to know you're using thepower of a friends in your own benefic
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nop
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you thiefing my kills and loot
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And so did you.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats good enough for ban, and he saw it
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Oh, yeah?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yep
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: He can lick my balls, if he want
Tar-telemmaite the druid: good luck with that
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nooby
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I'll keep that in mind.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he said he can get u banned for about 2 weeks
Tar-telemmaite the druid: unless u pay me
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: -yawns-
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightman
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightmare*
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Say, where are you from?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: why would i tell you?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: That way you can prove, if you live in the same country than this GM, pointfor you
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: But you would still have to live in the same town
Tar-telemmaite the druid: gm's dont say there location
Tar-telemmaite the druid: idoit
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Nor do you, as I can see.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, if you're gonna try and ban me only 'cause of ONE SINGLE Swamp Troll,then, hey, I at least am not desesperate.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, its Idiote, not idoit
Tar-telemmaite the druid: well, it will get you noobs out of this game.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What your level?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: 25 and 62
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...And you're in the Swamp Trolls why?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: soul points
Tar-telemmaite the druid: duh
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I though you can't get soul points, unless you're killing the monsters for yourlevel... or something
Tar-telemmaite the druid: exactly
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats what im doing
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Swamp Troll is for level 25? God, CIP is dumb!
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: So... You're going to ban me, but lets make a bet: I'll keep you in my VIP, if Idon't get banned, well, we can all see who is trying to pretend "OMGz0rz! I no a GM!!!1!1!!11!!1one!!1", ifI get banned, however, you'll be right, you know a GM.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: BUT
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: This GM will NOT be doing his work right
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I could tell tht CIP would probaly fire him or something
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And again, even if it is for soul points: You can get them by killing strongermonsters, why are you here again?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Are you AFK?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: AFK is against the rules as well
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I think this friend GM of yours could confirim that
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What is it? You won't respond?
(A player with this name is not online)
Well, thats it. I couldn't really beat him up at the time, but I'm pretty sure GM Knightmare would be pleased to tell us where are him from, or comfirm it, if he wanted to.
Plus, this is control C+V, everything is exactly how it should be.
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Well... the most noobish thing I've ever seen on an MMORPG was on diablo 2.
They found some sort of way to double items for a few seconds on that, and i was trying to trade for a real versin of what one of the most common items was that was being doubled. The most common way to tell if the item was doubled is if you enter the trade window, wait till he puts the item in the window, then exit. It takes the item away. So, I do that, then I go to trade with him again. He keeps declining me, and I ask him when he's declining. He says "stop it noob, I have to type something then I can get to you!" Because, In diablo, everytime you ask to trade with someone it automatically closes the text box. So I wait, and do the same thing again, closing out and saying "my bad, I pressed the wrong key". So, I have to wait some more odd seconds, and then I see him type this: .double/enigma/X1/space1/space2/space15/space16/space29/space30/ Where the . is supposed to be a /. Then, after i read that, he still has the nerve to come up to me and ask to trade. I say no, and then I leave. Well, then he starts messaging me, saying how much of a noob I am for not taking the deal and for not trading. I swear, for about 30 minutes he did this, so I finally agreed to trade. He wanted my Grandfather Sword. So, I doubled it. I traded him, then he goes and starts yelling all over that I rip people off and that I doubled my item (and yes, his item was doubled too). He says he's going to report me. Then, he goes to another area. Well, I was still on his PM list from when he was spamming me, so I added him, changed characters, and went to the area he was at (because if you both are listed then you both know where each person is at). When i get there, I find him flooding the screen and this was what he was saying "ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN REPORT SOME1!?!?!?" I tell him to type:
/msg/report/character to report /his character/and then why you're reporting him
When it's actually:
/msg/report/reporter's name/character to report/why you're reporting him.
Let's just say that the last time I went on and PMed him, it said his account had been disabled. It seems that many reports where sent on him for scamming people, and 'his' report was the one that got him exiled. I think it's damn funny how that worked out.
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Grandy: Lol.