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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Osmose on October 10, 2005, 10:13:54 PM

Title: What species is God?
Post by: Osmose on October 10, 2005, 10:13:54 PM
http://www.livejournal.com/users/squid314/94804.html

Bow down.  :bend:
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Post by: MrMister on October 10, 2005, 10:20:16 PM
Everything in that site is wrong
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Post by: barnsalot on October 10, 2005, 11:03:17 PM
And I quote:

"In retrospect, this is not surprising, since God's evolutionary origin"... wait

since when did God evolve? (or anything for that matter?)
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Post by: Razor on October 10, 2005, 11:30:47 PM
Maybe God is a taco that craps icecream?
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Post by: SaiKar on October 10, 2005, 11:43:38 PM
I know this guy in real life. He's a college student majoring in psychology, but he has a religious class too that's slowly driving him insane. This sort of thing is often the result.
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Post by: Osmose on October 11, 2005, 12:06:35 AM
Do not mock the Scott. It knows things.  :o
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Post by: carmen on October 11, 2005, 03:28:24 AM
wow, that pic is UGLY...Imean,....WOW.....do you people just find eachother? WOW. Anyways. I think god is god. Mer.
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Post by: WingZero on October 11, 2005, 03:44:05 AM
I think there was an episode of South PArk showing how god is :o  :p
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 11, 2005, 04:09:53 AM
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I think there was an episode of South PArk showing how god is :o  :p


Yep. He's that green faced cat/monkey thing.
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Post by: Razor on October 11, 2005, 09:33:33 AM
I believe there was some hippo in there.
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Post by: Drace on October 11, 2005, 06:33:35 PM
Behold! Your mighty God!







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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on October 11, 2005, 06:44:14 PM
You cannot classify that which does not exist.
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Post by: WingZero on October 11, 2005, 06:49:04 PM
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You cannot classify that which does not exist.


well actually no one knows if he exist or not it all depends of what you want to belive. :)
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Post by: WarxePB on October 11, 2005, 06:54:57 PM
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Asakura
You cannot classify that which does not exist.


Just because you believe one thing does not mean you have to insult the people who believe another.


As for classifying God... hmm. It'd probably be hard to do. I don't think  He belongs in one kingdom, but instead part of all of them or something. Or perhaps like Scott said, an entirely new kingdom.
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Post by: Dragonium on October 11, 2005, 07:07:32 PM
Personally, I think God is an entity, not a species. And since it's hard to prove through anything other than astral projection, I don't think it's gonna happen.

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Behold! Your mighty God!


God is a parrot? :|
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Post by: shadus on October 11, 2005, 07:09:42 PM
Here's how I see it.There is the Father (God) Who is soul The son (Jesus) Who was Flesh and the Holy Spirit who is Spirit.

Yes I'm a Bible Bumper and happy of it! :D
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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on October 11, 2005, 07:10:42 PM
Im not insulting, or imposing my beliefs on anyone. I don't entirly believe that any one religion is right. I believe that there is a chance that god exists that is equal to that of god not existing, or of any other religions being right or wrong. Somewhat agnostic, although I lean more towards the inexistance of god (very much so, almost to the point of atheism) as I tend to look at things in a scientific light, not a religious one.

I also somewhat believe that true "religion" is something that has not crossed our comprehension yet, something intangible that we have yet to theorize. That is to say, everyone is wrong. And, also, that even if the concept of christianity is true, it has been very warped from its origins. Case in point, The Bible, which I believe to be fictious (although, again, I have a somewhat agnostic approach to this).

But I guess that's somewhat off-topic.  :|
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Post by: Darkfox on October 11, 2005, 07:19:27 PM
You are an off-topic...
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Post by: MrMister on October 11, 2005, 07:25:41 PM
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Yep. He's that green faced cat/monkey thing.

I got shoe!
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Post by: Osmose on October 11, 2005, 08:42:00 PM
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Originally posted by AsakuraHao2004
Im not insulting, or imposing my beliefs on anyone. I don't entirly believe that any one religion is right. I believe that there is a chance that god exists that is equal to that of god not existing, or of any other religions being right or wrong. Somewhat agnostic, although I lean more towards the inexistance of god (very much so, almost to the point of atheism) as I tend to look at things in a scientific light, not a religious one.

I also somewhat believe that true "religion" is something that has not crossed our comprehension yet, something intangible that we have yet to theorize. That is to say, everyone is wrong. And, also, that even if the concept of christianity is true, it has been very warped from its origins. Case in point, The Bible, which I believe to be fictious (although, again, I have a somewhat agnostic approach to this).

But I guess that's somewhat off-topic.  :|


Never take in seriousness what is meant as humor.  ;)
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Post by: Razor on October 11, 2005, 10:06:10 PM
But sometimes its funny to make something serious out of humour, like in that 2 page thread Drighton made that Hell Angel was the last one to reply to.


OH NO I ENDED A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION!
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Post by: Andrew78 on October 11, 2005, 10:47:10 PM
 :o  :eyes:  :o
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Post by: AsakuraHao2004 on October 11, 2005, 10:53:16 PM
Yay for a parrot on some guy's small penis!
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on October 11, 2005, 11:37:36 PM
OMFG....

I swear to God I didn't mean to post that...

That site must have set that picture as their "No Direct Linking" thing. >_<

I sincerely apologize. >_<
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Post by: shadus on October 11, 2005, 11:40:58 PM
It's ok as long as no little gal's saw it.If they did then well.... :frag:  :guns:  :frag: WHAT YOU LITTLE MAN WHY DID YOU POST PORN!
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Post by: Revolution911 on October 11, 2005, 11:50:23 PM
.....*Laughs at all of you*. SIlly children. Havent you figured it out by now? I AM God ^-^. *Blesses you all*
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on October 11, 2005, 11:54:26 PM
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It's ok as long as no little gal's saw it.If they did then well.... :frag:  :guns:  :frag: WHAT YOU LITTLE MAN WHY DID YOU POST PORN!



I didn't intend to post that picture... that site has it as their "No Direct Linking" image... I'll be more careful in the future...  :yell:
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Post by: MrMister on October 12, 2005, 12:10:26 AM
Hah, it's not as bad as some sites. I've seen a lot of accidental goatses in my day.





errr
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Post by: Drace on October 12, 2005, 08:13:42 PM
The hell? I had the South Park God posted? Ah well, that's what I get for not being on my own damn computer.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 12, 2005, 08:51:51 PM
Hmm. If God exists, It'll be fairly human form. after all, 'God moulded Adam in his own image'. Or something like that.
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Post by: Razor on October 12, 2005, 10:17:19 PM
But what if Adam and that were hideous and sloth like, back in the day? What if Eve looked more like a drag queen than a swan princess?


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Post by: Drace on October 13, 2005, 09:23:23 AM
Then we're all doomed to eternal uglieness.
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Post by: Razor on October 13, 2005, 09:32:42 AM
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But what if Adam and that were hideous and sloth like, back in the day? What if Eve looked more like a drag queen than a swan princess?


I just sent myself into some sort of laughing cycle. Adam and "that", it's so English! Ahh, lol.
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Post by: Goatulon on October 13, 2005, 12:45:25 PM
Buddha and God are one in the same, thus leading me to believe whatever Buddha is, God is, and whatever it is, Colonel sanders will be at his right side tossing popcorn chicken into God's mouth.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 13, 2005, 02:57:21 PM
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Keep that popcorn chicken coming, Colonel.
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Post by: Kinslayer on October 13, 2005, 03:06:07 PM
How can someone who's a believer try to put God as a species?! If the guy that said that is really a believer, he would consider God to be greater than any species of this planet. At least is how, as a believer, I see it...
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Post by: White Dwarf on October 13, 2005, 03:14:39 PM
God is Omniscient. So he is everything. "Apparently."
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Post by: Drace on October 13, 2005, 04:28:51 PM
I don't believe in god. Though, I'm no atheist, so I believe that something has created everything. But I don't call is God, Buddah, Allah or any of the others.
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Post by: Darkfox on October 13, 2005, 05:07:35 PM
May I state that "image" doesn't always refer to a physically visible plane of existance.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 13, 2005, 06:49:55 PM
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How can someone who's a believer try to put God as a species?! If the guy that said that is really a believer, he would consider God to be greater than any species of this planet. At least is how, as a believer, I see it...


Why would you believe in something that does not exist!?
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on October 13, 2005, 11:07:14 PM
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How can someone who's a believer try to put God as a species?! If the guy that said that is really a believer, he would consider God to be greater than any species of this planet. At least is how, as a believer, I see it...


Why would you believe in something that does not exist!?


Why would you not believe in something that exists!? ;)

 
 
And the thing about God evolving made me laugh... He wouldn't need to evolve. He's God, He can turn himself into whatever He wants without waiting to evolve. o_0
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Post by: Razor on October 13, 2005, 11:17:16 PM
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I don't believe in god. Though, I'm no atheist, so I believe that something has created everything. But I don't call is God, Buddah, Allah or any of the others.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Alf.
 
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Sorry Bart, I kinda traded your soul for pogs. Alf pogs. Remember Alf? Well now he's back! In pog form.

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How can someone who's a believer try to put God as a species?! If the guy that said that is really a believer, he would consider God to be greater than any species of this planet. At least is how, as a believer, I see it...

Why would you believe in something that does not exist!?

Why would you not believe in something that exists!? ;)


Oh FFL, you think you're so good, but really you asked the same question and winked.
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Post by: MrMister on October 13, 2005, 11:20:26 PM
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Originally posted by Razor
But what if Adam and that were hideous and sloth like, back in the day? What if Eve looked more like a drag queen than a swan princess?




Adam was discovered in Africa, so that means God was black!
PEACE TO TUPAC FUCK THE POLICE!
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Post by: kodakumi on October 14, 2005, 05:43:53 AM
all gods are the same... so bassically worship a tree named dwayna, shes from guild wars :)
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Post by: Osmose on October 14, 2005, 05:53:12 AM
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How can someone who's a believer try to put God as a species?!


It's simple. He has a sense of humor.
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Post by: Kinslayer on October 19, 2005, 11:51:16 PM
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How can someone who's a believer try to put God as a species?! If the guy that said that is really a believer, he would consider God to be greater than any species of this planet. At least is how, as a believer, I see it...


Why would you believe in something that does not exist!?


I know I mustn't, but all I will say is that you are a disrespectful brat, if you don't believe, that's OK with me, why can't you be OK with someone who believes?!
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Post by: Revolution911 on October 20, 2005, 12:04:39 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
But what if Adam and that were hideous and sloth like, back in the day? What if Eve looked more like a drag queen than a swan princess?




Adam was discovered in Africa, so that means God was black!
PEACE TO TUPAC FUCK THE POLICE!


*Holds fist up* TUPAC IS ALIVE! I SWEAR IT!
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Post by: Weregnome on October 20, 2005, 12:05:38 PM
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Originally posted by Razor
But what if Adam and that were hideous and sloth like, back in the day? What if Eve looked more like a drag queen than a swan princess?




Every one knows that John Travolta is God. Geez, why do u think he is 'cooool'.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 20, 2005, 12:37:18 PM
Why does everyone keep mentioning Buddah? He was just a normal peerson, wasn't he? He certainly isn't a God. Remember, Buddists are atheists.
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Post by: Drace on October 20, 2005, 02:30:19 PM
All you need to know and want to know about Buddha:  Buddha on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha)
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Post by: Razor on October 20, 2005, 10:06:34 PM
Well, that's one mystery solved. Let's move on to bigger things.


Why does Shadus keep posting in the pub.