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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Seth Mitchell on December 03, 2005, 08:44:05 PM

Title: The Final Fantasy Alphabet
Post by: Seth Mitchell on December 03, 2005, 08:44:05 PM

I got bored and made this, I hope it is amusing to you.

-A is for Andy, the guy who beat me up at school because I play Final Fantasy.

-B is for Buster Sword, why can something that looks so comical be so cool?

-C is for Cloud, the coolest FF character by far.

-D is for dirt, because whenever I get frustrated wiith my game I take the disk and throw it in the dirt.

-E is for Estragen, because for every 5 guys that plays FF, only 1 girl does.

-F is for Fanatic, if you are reading this, the chances are pretty high that you are a fanatic.
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-G is for guts, why don't the enemies ever leave behind any innards of their body?

-H is for hands, because one of mine was amputated so I started playing FF with my feet.

-I is for idiot, because what idiot what take the time out to make a FF alphabet, I mean seriously what a douche.

-J is for jog, because on the world map, your guy always gets across the world in like 2 minites.

-K is for kill, because evrything you see, you have to kill.

-L is for love, because no matter what, theres always a love story thrown in.

-M is for manipulate, because the FF game controls are like so easy to manipulate, like a board game almost.

-N is for nothing, because after playing and finishing a game of FF, I fill emptiness inside.

-O is for Opium, because that's probably what the writers of the game smoked

-P is for Pheonix Down, how the hell do baby bird feathers rasie the dead?

-Q is for quiz, because there are more FF quiz with false info than anything else.

-R is for Rayon, because all of the characters clothes look as if they are made of Rayon.

-S is for savepoint, why don't you  ever see savepoints in real life?

-T is for towns, because without towns, there would be no Final Fantasy

-U is for ulcer, because I have about 9 from playing FF8.

-V is for violence, because on the T for teen rating it says violence, cutting bodies and then they obliterate  is not violence.

-W is for worldmap, why is that everything on the worldmap is the same size as the hero.

-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone.

-Y is for youth, because you never see a 50 year old FF character.

-Z is for Screwed up Endings, I know it doesn't start with Z , but it has to do with the fact that on every FF game, you can never save at the very end. You always fight the final Boss, then it's a series of Cinamatics and what not. YOu always have the option to fight the final boss agian. That's $%^@*& up.


Well I hope you enjoyed this, I know I did.....not enjoy it. lol

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Post by: Grandy on December 03, 2005, 09:00:32 PM

"O" should be for O'aka, Merchant Extraordinaire.

 As "C" should be for "Cid" Cloud is cool, but Cid appears in every single game but the first.

 

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"-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone."

 Did you read A series of unfortunate events?

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Post by: Reain_ on December 03, 2005, 09:02:58 PM

lol that was sweet

"-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone."
Thats so true!

and Z could have been Zidane from FF9

and save points in real life that would be sweet, though then again we have so many people from other times running around it be CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: blackskullwarlock on December 03, 2005, 09:13:40 PM

'-R should be for Rikku because she is the coolest Al Bhed'

'-A should be for Auron because he's the best character out there'

'-C should definitly be for Cid because he's in every game besides the first as mentionned before'

'-N should be for Nemesis because he's a really tough boss'

'-B should be  Blitzball because it's such the coolest fake sport'

'-U should be Ultima because it's the strongest spell'

'-K should be for Kefka because he's the coolest villain'

'-M should be Marlboro because it's a classic monster'

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Post by: Prpl_Mage on December 03, 2005, 09:55:47 PM

Damn...I thought that it was someone that had wrote down the Al´Bhed language here...

But yeah most of those stuff are true, but i would like to change some of them... And add Å, Ä and Ö to it...

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Post by: Drace on December 03, 2005, 10:25:42 PM

R should be for Retarded because that's what this game is.
I should be for Idiot, cause face it. You're one.
TYS should be for Tidus-Yuna-Sex-scene. Come on guys, we know what happend back-stage.

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Post by: GaryCXJk on December 03, 2005, 11:34:27 PM

K should be for Kupo, since Moogles became classic. This would also leave M for Moogles, though Magic could also be a good option. However, if K were Kweh, then it would be a Chocobo sound, and C could fit as Chocobo.

E should be Excalibur, because this sword has been in all but one (or two, I don't know) Final Fantasy games.

B should either be for Bahamut or Behemoth, both monsters became Final Fantasy classics, I believe the first being a classic summon, the second being a classic fiend. F could then be fiend and S would then better fit as Summon.

Also, B could also be Blue Magic, since I believe Final Fantasy first introduced it.

O should be Overworld, since all but one used overworld (I believe).

N could be for Nullify, while A could be Absorb, both abilities linked to the elements. So, E could also be Elemental.

For the rest, I'll also sum up some good points. U should be Ultima. C could better be Cid.

And Drace, shut it.

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Post by: Seth Mitchell on December 04, 2005, 02:16:49 AM

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Originally posted by Grandy
"O" should be for O'aka, Merchant Extraordinaire.

 As "C" should be for "Cid" Cloud is cool, but Cid appears in every single game but the first.

 

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"-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone."

 Did you read A series of unfortunate events?

NO I did not read that particular book.


And Drace, as stated...shut up.

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Post by: Drace on December 04, 2005, 09:29:49 AM

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Originally posted by GaryCXJk
O should be Overworld, since all but one used overworld (I believe)

All but 2. X and X-2.

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Post by: Razor on December 04, 2005, 10:24:07 AM

We are all very aware that this is a spam topic, right?
Seth, Seth, I thought you'd read the rules.  :badboy:


At the very least, this belongs in Forum Gaming.
(which I'm hoping will be renamed "Razor Land" :))

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Post by: GaryCXJk on December 05, 2005, 02:33:11 PM

Your definition of Spam is not correct.

stupid, pointless, annoying post

SPAM.

The only thing this topic is, is a post. It's not stupid, it's not pointless, it's most certainly not annoying. So, in short, this topic cannot be concidered spam, not even slightly.

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Post by: Robotam on December 05, 2005, 02:36:36 PM

I heard it was: "Stupid posts and messages - SPAM"
And some may consider this stupid, wouldn't you say? ^_^'

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Post by: Shady Ultima on December 05, 2005, 09:03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Robotam
I heard it was: "Stupid posts and messages - SPAM"
And some may consider this stupid, wouldn't you say? ^_^'

Which raises the question... why the hell would they name canned meat after it?

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Post by: Razor on December 05, 2005, 09:26:55 PM

Well Gary, you must at least admit it belongs in Forum Gaming, no?

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Post by: Seth Mitchell on December 06, 2005, 01:29:15 AM

How is this a forum game?

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Post by: Razor on December 06, 2005, 04:39:04 AM

We have lots of forum games similar to this, what with the Alphabet and different subjects. Everyone adding their suggestions, etc etc.

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Post by: Snake Eater on December 06, 2005, 05:30:49 AM

All I have to say in regards to the Alphabet is:

Wow.

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Post by: GaryCXJk on December 06, 2005, 08:25:34 AM

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Originally posted by Shady Ultima

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Originally posted by Robotam I heard it was: "Stupid posts and messages - SPAM" And some may consider this stupid, wouldn't you say? ^_^'

Which raises the question... why the hell would they name canned meat after it?

Because of a Monty Python sketch.

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Post by: dragoninja on December 07, 2005, 07:10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Prpl_Mage
Damn...I thought that it was someone that had wrote down the Al´Bhed language here...

But yeah most of those stuff are true, but i would like to change some of them... And add Å, Ä and Ö to it...

Oookiedey I'll add them just for the fun of it

Å - is for "Oh Sh**" cus' thats what you thing playing FF6 and encounters Atma weapon on lvl 14 (like I did >.<)

Ä- is for Aeris... Well, It's sounds close enough, poor soul getting killed by the prick Sephiroth... Yeah I called him a prick, whacha gonna do!?

Ö- is for... Island since Ö = Island... and all FF games have lots of islands and continents...   b(^.^')d

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Post by: Dragonium on December 07, 2005, 07:34:57 PM

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Originally posted by GaryCXJk
stupid, pointless, annoying post

SPAM.

Spap... Hehe, that made me laugh. Have a cookeh.

A - Adel. Man, she is the most evil boss in the world.

P - Pinion. The hell? I go on a crap-long quest and you give me something that summons Phoenix 1% of the time and breaks after use? Gaagh!

F - Flux, as in Seymour. See above.

E - Evil Bosses. I'm talking about the FFX ones. You are always underlevelled.

L - Latin. One Winged Angel and Fithos Lusec. 'Nuff said.

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Post by: Drace on December 07, 2005, 08:34:06 PM

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Originally posted by Dragonium

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Originally posted by GaryCXJk stupid, pointless, annoying post SPAM.

Spap... Hehe, that made me laugh. Have a cookeh.

A - Adel. Man, she is the most evil boss in the world.

P - Pinion. The hell? I go on a crap-long quest and you give me something that summons Phoenix 1% of the time and breaks after use? Gaagh!

F - Flux, as in Seymour. See above.

E - Evil Bosses. I'm talking about the FFX ones. You are always underlevelled.

L - Latin. One Winged Angel and Fithos Lusec. 'Nuff said.

Seymour rocks! Way better than Seph everyday!
Sephiroth wanted to be god or some bullcrap. Now Seymour, he wanted to free the world from sorrow and pain by becoming Sin and destroying the world. Seymour is brilliant, Sephiroth is your everyday James Bond bad-guy-with-a-big-***-sword-and-long-girly-silver-hair.

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Post by: Revolution911 on December 07, 2005, 09:00:28 PM

Seymour is ghey.  He actually wants to free the world from all the bad stuff. What type of villian wants to save the world? Thats the stupidest **** Ive ever heard o.o

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Post by: Rodideluxe on December 07, 2005, 09:51:35 PM

G=Gunblade I want one
X/Z=Xell/Zell cause he's the coolest ff guy ever

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 07, 2005, 10:09:49 PM

 

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A - Adel. Man, she is the most evil boss in the world.

AGREE'D

 

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Seymour is ghey. He actually wants to free the world from all the bad stuff. What type of villian wants to save the world? Thats the stupidest **** Ive ever heard o.o

Well that was retarded. Most FF villians have a good reason for doing what they do, they don't all have to be evil, they could be bonkers.


I was unhappy when I read that. It wasn't an FFabet, more a FF7 thing.

T is for Tonberry.

U is for Ultros, because come on, he rocked.

A is for airship.

But then, if I made an alphabet, it'd be more like

A is for Aeris
B is for Beatrix
C is for Celes
D is for Daryl
E is for Ellone
F is for FINAL FANTASY CHICKS

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Post by: Revolution911 on December 07, 2005, 11:00:49 PM

I despise it when the villians are attempting to do good...but then again...I despise when heros are doing good, too >.>;

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Post by: GaryCXJk on December 08, 2005, 09:22:58 AM

A true Final Fantasy alphabet doesn't use characters, unless that character is in more than two games.

For example, C for Cactuar, Chocobo or Cid would work. Cloud wouldn't, because he's a one-time character.

A for Aerith would not work, but A for Airship would.

T for Tonberry would work.

M for Moogle would work.

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Post by: carmen on December 08, 2005, 12:12:05 PM

I agree with gary, they should have reoccuring elements.

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Post by: Seth Mitchell on December 08, 2005, 12:53:34 PM

Cloud was in FF tactics also, so he is a reoccuring character.

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Post by: Grandy on December 08, 2005, 01:57:14 PM

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Originally posted by Seth Mitchell
Cloud was in FF tactics also, so he is a reoccuring character.

 AND was a secret character in Chocobo Races

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Post by: carmen on December 08, 2005, 02:16:09 PM

I mean the MAIN FF titles, not unlockable, or anything. FFtatics didn't count as 4,5,6,7,8 or 9 ..it didn't have a number, and as far as i'm concerned they're diff games by the same title. thats all.

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Post by: Dragonium on December 08, 2005, 03:59:24 PM

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Originally posted by Drace
Seymour rocks! Way better than Seph everyday!
Sephiroth wanted to be god or some bullcrap. Now Seymour, he wanted to free the world from sorrow and pain by becoming Sin and destroying the world. Seymour is brilliant, Sephiroth is your everyday James Bond bad-guy-with-a-big-***-sword-and-long-girly-silver-hair.

Seymour has a beer-belly and a floppy turquoise cardigan around his waist. Any villian that can pull that off has my utter respect.

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Post by: Drace on December 08, 2005, 05:00:10 PM

Kuja wins your respect too then, as he wore a red thonge in his final battle.