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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Dashman on December 25, 2005, 09:50:58 AM
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While talking with a friend, I got this idea. Someone post a power/magic/ability/whatever, the next person should think on a stupid way to use it (no objects allowed, just abilities)
Example:
Fire controlling
Reply:
Toasting bread
Invicibility
Reply:
Kick a president in front of many persons
Well, I guess you got the idea
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Rules:
Abilities/powers/etc... can be repeated, as long as the next person's answer is different from the last times (I mean, if someone already posted about controlling fire and the answer was to use it to toast bread, don't say that you would toast some bread again.)
Don't use your powers for evil or good, use them for random and stupid things, as long as it have something to do with the ability(if you could fly, don't say that you would watch tv.)
Well, the next person should answer this:
What would you do if you could fly?
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Throw birds into jet engines. Duh.
Underwear breath.
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Underwear? I think that I forgot to mention. The use have to be the stupid part, not the ability
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I think he meant underwater.
If so, throwing fishes at boat's engines, duh.
Being made of rubber (like Mr. Fantastic)
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Scratche my *** from around the world, the smell my finger.
Jump High
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get into my neighbor's second floor open window to steal his stuff
control electricity
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Blow the world's lightbulbs at once. MWAHAHAHAH!!!
The Summoning of Fiends
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YOU! DO MY HOMEWORK! NOW!
YOU! CLEAN THE HOUSE! NOW!
YOU! SCRATH MY HEAD! NOW!
That's about it.
Vanishing power.
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uh.... to vanish?
The ability to read people's minds.
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Find out whats on the TV tonight.
Control over fruit
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Make some fruit smoothies.
To levitate
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put a person upside down and shake him until he drops all his money, or, it it only the power to levitate myself, take the person as high as I can and tell him that I'm going to drop him
Super strenght
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Open a jar of pickles easily.
X-Ray vision.
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let's just say sexual predation galore.
Adamantium Claws
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Jk, I would scratch my nose
Control other person's minds
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Get sombody to make me a PB&J.
Stealing of other powers (think Rogue)
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steal the "admin power" of an admin of this site to allow the use of smilies
black magic
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I'd play around making everything dark and people thinking they were blind.
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Super hearing
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Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Super hearing
Form the feedle position because I can hear my parents room at night... *Shudders*
X-RAY vision.
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(I forgot to put a power, eh? My bad.)
See through things, do I need to say? *wink wink*
Geomancy (control earth.)
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Change a face in Mount Rushmore to my face.
Telekinesis.
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type this with my mind
imortality
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Whatever I want!
Ability to breathe underwater
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To take a crap just like the fish do
Super Speed
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To rapidly fall down a ravine
Absurdly high IQ (321)
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Think of an answer to "can Superman outrun the Flash?"*
yogurt breath
*actually, I already have an answer for that.
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Fill thousands of cups and have yogurt forever.
Ability to control water animals (think Aquaman)
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Make them do my homework.
Heat vision
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To microwave my hotpockets
Pyro-powers
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Light a bunny cove... haven.. dwelling on fire.
Poisoned blow darts can shoot out of a cannon in your chest.
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cheat in the carnival games
control the wind
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I would suck and blow.
The ability to take a crap in 2 seconds.
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try and use that in the war.
no wait, that would be "being able to crap every two seconds"
in that case, make fun of constipated people.
super slowmotion
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enter on a slug race contest and try to finish in last place
dancing powers!
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Go to the dance off and pick up some sexay ladez!
Drill fingers
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drill a hole in a head of somebody I hate
Ability to melt
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Melt and have someone mold me into a dog
The ability to scream really really high.
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be a teacher
power to transform myself
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Finally be decent looking
Ability to fall down steps.... twice-man
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Fall down some steps.... CEMENT steps... WITH an iron rail... that HAS little arrow hooks... TOTALLY unharmed.... totally...
The ability to look like the opposite sex in the snap of a second.
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to be just like archem2
the power to win arguements with women.
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I'd win more than just the argument.
The power to read mother's minds...
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Originally posted by Meiscool
to be just like archem2
the power to win arguements with women.
Yeah. I love that power...
Uhh... to be able to find mine the perfect birthday/Christmas/mother's day/whatever's day present. Finally!
Absorbtion, like touching something and absorbing it and anything you want from it, like thoughts, appearance, elements, etc.
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Absorb water to be THE HUMAN SPONGE!!!!
Ability to turn into a spec of dirt
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hide in the carpet when mom is vaccuming
THe ability to turn pidegeons into scarves
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To spread pirate rape awareness.
The ability to light yourself on fire.... and survive dur.
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Offer people a light
The ability to kill a yak, from 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!
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Prestidigitation - the act of pretending to transform doves into scarves and vice versa.
I could fly high above the mucky muck
The ability to make amazing lamb tacos.
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Pwn Mexico
Ability to win everytime you gamble.... unless it's a lion's game.
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Play in Vegas till they kick you out for cheating.
Planetary kidney stones
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Play interstellar pool.
ability to eat without gaining weight
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gloat about it all the time until i'm mauled by fat people.
power to materialize chairs out of nothing
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sell chairs as a living
bruising on command (the bruises are on you)
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Fake beening beat up for pity sex
Ability to stop people from saying the word "Jumbo"
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Put those so-called oxymoronical "jumbo shrimp" in their place.
The power to defy all laws of matter, physics, time, space, and any other ones I forgot about.
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I'd go around dividing things by 0.
Damn I'm evil.
Nipple conducter
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Hehehe... I'll never tell! But I'm sure you can figure it out yourself!
The power to be super slow. Not metally slow, either.
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Id pee while running backwards....
The ability to sweat Donkey pheremones
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Knock some asses at the barn
Synesthesia in every sense
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i du no
to use magic
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I'd saw people in half... Legally this time.
The ability to control animals (that would include humans).
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Make them make me a hamburger
Mile-long legs
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trip and die from the fall.
the power of instant death
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kill myself when I get my school reports
stop time
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Stop time then forget how to start it back up.
Ability to forget anything and everything you ever see... except emotional scars.
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I'd forget to go to the exams...
Ability to turn things into ice.
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Using it to forget you ate breakfast.
Magical ice-skate powers with power boost.
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Hockey.....definatly.
The ability to explode on command, and re-materialize at will
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To explode to simulate your death.
To be able to launch laser beams through your eyes.
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Make a tiny hole on my neighbor's house so I can watch what they are doing
make yourself tiny
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the movie honey i shrunk the kids all over again
the power to make everything you think of just materialize in front of you
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:o ...
bye bye school...
:D
The power to bleep people out. Like, if someone's talking is annoying you, just *BLEEEEEP*
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Quite having to read Raffles (and now it seems charaman)'s crap.
Ability to say: "Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Purple Pickles" 10 times fast
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So I'd prob'ly go about my regular life... How dull!
Zombification (make yourself a self-controlling zombie/make zombie slaves)
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I'd finally become a true Goth
Ability to make people truly stfu when you play jinx with them.
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I'd finally find out what jinx is. (Tho I never heard of it)
The ability to make yourself completely irresistable to hot chicks. Or any chick you wanted.
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Why, the world would have new brothers and sisters, and cousins... and uncles!!
Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger powers
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I'd finally be able to color acessorize
Ability to morph into a tiny ball that can lay bombs and superbombs.
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Id probly hit my own bombs!!!
Ability to change anyone into anything you felt like for about 10 mins before they change back
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Turn into a hamburger to see what it is like.
Ability to run into walls (headfirst) and not die.
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probly become retarded cuz of brain damage!
having a workin electric socket in your back
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Stick a fork into your back.
Ability to instantly clone yourself
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Keep my clones at home While I go to school.
Ability to create worms.
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Step on them.
Ability to do something so well on an online game that your opponent actually loses their connection (this is my theory to why people quit after I pull a big combo on Tony Hawk).
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work for microsoft and bet money on a game made by myself
power to transform other persons into pillows
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Host Pillow Fights
Power to spit 40 yards in any direction except up.
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Attempt to break the 40 yard record for spitting up.
Ability to shut your brain completely off and turn it back on at will. Especially during situations where there is the presence of great "schoolness".
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Turn your brain on and figure out how the hell something could spit 120 feet in the air
Ability to inhale things and send them into a vortex (think that one anime Inusyasha monk guy's wind tunnel)
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try to inhale my neighbor
power to make your hair to grow quickly
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Change my pelvic region into an afro.
Abilty to asplode the heads of anyone that uses: :guns: , :frag: , or :para: . Excluding me for this post (haha suckers)
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Get angry, call them a FuCkIn' n00b, then spit on them...
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Yep, that's it.
The power to recharge batteries with you fingertips, instantly. This includes ANY kinda battery you can think of.
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Rename yourself "Charge Man" and join the International Robot Masters Fan Club
The ability to respawn every time you died
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I'd do nothing because I wouldn't want to test to see if I really had that power.
The ability to sharpen pencils with your mind.
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sharpen many pencils and throw them from the roof of a building to the people who walks in front of it
the power of burning any object that you want, but not persons
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light fires on rainy days when you are camping
able to be invisable
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take cookies from the cookie's jar while my mom is at home
manipulate the wind
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Sail across the ocean in record breaking time!
Unhinge your jaw and eat large things whole.
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prepare for thanksgiving day, so I can eat all the turkey
go back in time
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Have sex with 19th century whores!
Dance polka for hours on end.
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To stick your "right hand" in enough times to have an orgasim.
Ability to pee standing up (as I am a female to some people, that would be a super power to me)
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Become male again!
The power... of HEART!
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sell it
power of selling lame objects for really high costs
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sell your little brother (if you have one)
able to make modles in a insent
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Make them to find out what they are 0_o
The ability to make people laugh uncontrollably
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Make them laugh so hard that they die.
Ability to punch someone through the internet.
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wait for the boss of the sony company
jump really high
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To be able to make parachute without taking the plane. ( Google Translation, so, may be bad. )
Ability to walk trough wall.
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Steal a cardboard box from my neighbors.
Abilty to kill people with your farts.
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prepare for school
jedi abilities
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Use the force to sence disturbences (aka pop quizs)
Ability to use Jedi abilities.... plus 2!
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Brain frying annoying egotistical bastards. Oh wait, no that'd be a great one.
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You'd kill me, because you're untight.
ZOMG, ability to let ace know he played the game wrong.
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hit him with a bat each time he do so
to enter in other people's dreams, and modify them
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incorporate flapjacks into everyone dreams
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Give them the "Gay Dream".
The ability to find the droids I'm looking for.
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Find the droids then have them read the book in English for me! :D
Snap your fingers and instantly have Buffalo Wings in front of you... (*~godly~*)
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burn them in front of people of KFC, just to see how they reaction
talk with animals
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Make them an enormous army and conquer the world!!!!!!!!!
Wait... that's not stupid...
Scream strong wavesounds.
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yell to my cousins
fly
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Hit myself against the windows to call attention.
To create force fields.
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Defend yourself from cuddies
Ability to give anyone any STD just by pointing at them and saying the name of the STD. (note, doesn't work for AIDs or HIVs)
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mind telling me what is STD?
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I thinks it's 'Sexualy transmited Disease', but I'm not sure...
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You think? It's official. YOU HAVE AIDS!
I would use it on celebrities I don't like and ruin their lives.
Magic keyboard powes.
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Holy Mother ****ing ****.
AIDs= STD
STD= AIDs
How more clear can I get!?
[STRIKE]STDs are sicknesses you can get by having intercourse either anally, orally, or penis to vagina. These illnesses usually effect your genitals the most, and for women their ovaries as well. They are nasty, and some are impossible to get rid of, like AIDs and advanced HIVs.[/STRIKE]
Edit- Ummm... Type four 300 page stories in one day, each one using the word penis 1000 times.
Ability to slap dogs without them biting back.... twice.
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You know, I speak french, not english, wich is why I wasn't sure about it. In french, it's MTS, and SIDA.
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In that case: Wee Wee zu haz ze SIDA ho ho *Honk*!
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...and do you know what it means? Not what it is! What it means.
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Gasp! I'm totally FAILING my french 2 class! And I've only had it for about 4 DAYS!!! How bad is that? Mebe I should go learn spanish, my native(ish) language. It's a hell of a lot better sounding than slovokian or polish, right? Right?
EDIT: Oh, and: slap it three times. They say three's a charm!
Uh... Godly thumbs?
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play videogames all day, 'cause my thumbs can't be destroyed!
transform water into lemonade
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Ultimate Lemonade Stand!
turn lemonade into water.
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ultimate water stand! (ho would buy plain water instead of lemonade? I dunno, but still, I'm stealing your idea)
heal
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Originally posted by Archem2
Gasp! I'm totally FAILING my french 2 class! And I've only had it for about 4 DAYS!!! How bad is that? Mebe I should go learn spanish, my native(ish) language. It's a hell of a lot better sounding than slovokian or polish, right? Right?
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