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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Dashman on December 25, 2005, 09:50:58 AM

Title: Stupid super powers uses
Post by: Dashman on December 25, 2005, 09:50:58 AM
While talking with a friend, I got this idea. Someone post a power/magic/ability/whatever, the next person should think on a stupid way to use it (no objects allowed, just abilities)

Example:
Fire controlling

Reply:
Toasting bread
Invicibility

Reply:
Kick a president in front of many persons

Well, I guess you got the idea
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Rules:
Abilities/powers/etc... can be repeated, as long as the next person's answer is different from the last times (I mean, if someone already posted about controlling fire and the answer was to use it to toast bread, don't say that you would toast some bread again.)
Don't use your powers for evil or good, use them for random and stupid things, as long as it have something to do with the ability(if you could fly, don't say that you would watch tv.)

Well, the next person should answer this:

What would you do if you could fly?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 25, 2005, 10:10:55 AM
Throw birds into jet engines. Duh.

Underwear breath.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 25, 2005, 08:10:42 PM
Underwear? I think that I forgot to mention. The use have to be the stupid part, not the ability
Title:
Post by: Grandy on December 25, 2005, 08:41:11 PM
 I think he meant underwater.
 If so, throwing fishes at boat's engines, duh.

 Being made of rubber (like Mr. Fantastic)
Title:
Post by: Seth Mitchell on December 25, 2005, 08:55:01 PM
Scratche my *** from around the world, the smell my finger.

Jump High
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Post by: Dashman on December 25, 2005, 11:51:42 PM
get into my neighbor's second floor open window to steal his stuff

control electricity
Title:
Post by: blaze_shinigami on December 26, 2005, 12:06:43 AM
Blow the world's lightbulbs at once. MWAHAHAHAH!!!

The Summoning of Fiends
Title:
Post by: Grandy on December 26, 2005, 12:38:48 AM
 YOU! DO MY HOMEWORK! NOW!
 YOU! CLEAN THE HOUSE! NOW!
 YOU! SCRATH MY HEAD! NOW!

 That's about it.

 Vanishing power.
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 26, 2005, 02:51:28 AM
uh.... to vanish?

The ability to read people's minds.
Title:
Post by: Razor on December 26, 2005, 02:53:22 AM
Find out whats on the TV tonight.

Control over fruit
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 26, 2005, 04:36:31 AM
Make some fruit smoothies.

To levitate
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 26, 2005, 04:45:20 AM
put a person upside down and shake him until he drops all his money, or, it it only the power to levitate myself, take the person as high as I can and tell him that I'm going to drop him

Super strenght
Title:
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on December 26, 2005, 06:55:21 AM
Open a jar of pickles easily.

X-Ray vision.
Title:
Post by: blaze_shinigami on December 26, 2005, 07:08:10 AM
let's just say sexual predation galore.

Adamantium Claws
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 26, 2005, 07:35:00 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/dark_tomahawkman/Lobstercake.png

Jk, I would scratch my nose

Control other person's minds
Title:
Post by: Darkfox on December 26, 2005, 07:50:04 AM
Get sombody to make me a PB&J.

Stealing of other powers (think Rogue)
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 26, 2005, 10:00:02 AM
steal the "admin power" of an admin of this site to allow the use of smilies

black magic

Title:
Post by: Grandy on December 26, 2005, 01:47:03 PM
 I'd play around making everything dark and people thinking they were blind.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 26, 2005, 04:04:39 PM
Super hearing
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 26, 2005, 04:41:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Super hearing


Form the feedle position because I can hear my parents room at night... *Shudders*

X-RAY vision.
Title:
Post by: Grandy on December 26, 2005, 05:33:53 PM
 (I forgot to put a power, eh? My bad.)
 See through things, do I need to say? *wink wink*

 Geomancy (control earth.)
Title:
Post by: coasterkrazy on December 26, 2005, 07:50:07 PM
Change a face in Mount Rushmore to my face.

Telekinesis.
Title:
Post by: Seth Mitchell on December 26, 2005, 07:52:39 PM
type this with my mind

imortality
Title:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 26, 2005, 09:23:30 PM
Whatever I want!

Ability to breathe underwater
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 26, 2005, 09:26:27 PM
To take a crap just like the fish do

Super Speed
Title:
Post by: RPG LORD on December 26, 2005, 10:05:08 PM
To rapidly fall down a ravine
Absurdly high IQ (321)
Title:
Post by: Razor on December 26, 2005, 10:35:07 PM
Think of an answer to "can Superman outrun the Flash?"*

yogurt breath









*actually, I already have an answer for that.
Title:
Post by: Kinslayer on December 26, 2005, 11:38:23 PM
Fill thousands of cups and have yogurt forever.


Ability to control water animals (think Aquaman)
Title:
Post by: coasterkrazy on December 27, 2005, 12:02:34 AM
Make them do my homework.

Heat vision
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 27, 2005, 12:04:17 AM
To microwave my hotpockets

Pyro-powers
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Post by: MrMister on December 27, 2005, 12:07:04 AM
Light a bunny cove... haven.. dwelling on fire.

Poisoned blow darts can shoot out of a cannon in your chest.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 27, 2005, 01:19:27 AM
cheat in the carnival games

control the wind
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 27, 2005, 02:21:05 AM
I would suck and blow.

The ability to take a crap in 2 seconds.
Title:
Post by: Razor on December 27, 2005, 03:59:46 AM
try and use that in the war.
no wait, that would be "being able to crap every two seconds"

in that case, make fun of constipated people.


super slowmotion
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 27, 2005, 04:38:46 AM
enter on a slug race contest and try to finish in last place

dancing powers!
Title:
Post by: Razor on December 27, 2005, 05:15:53 AM
Go to the dance off and pick up some sexay ladez!

Drill fingers
Title:
Post by: Big_Duke on December 27, 2005, 08:39:12 PM
drill a hole in a head of somebody I hate



Ability to melt
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 27, 2005, 10:02:47 PM
Melt and have someone mold me into a dog

The ability to scream really really high.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on December 28, 2005, 01:01:51 AM
be a teacher

power to transform myself
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 28, 2005, 01:22:52 AM
Finally be decent looking

Ability to fall down steps.... twice-man
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 29, 2005, 05:55:32 AM
Fall down some steps.... CEMENT steps... WITH an iron rail... that HAS little arrow hooks... TOTALLY unharmed.... totally...

The ability to look like the opposite sex in the snap of a second.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 29, 2005, 05:58:20 AM
to be just like archem2

the power to win arguements with women.
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on December 29, 2005, 06:13:01 AM
I'd win more than just the argument.

The power to read mother's minds...
Title:
Post by: Archem on December 29, 2005, 07:33:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
to be just like archem2

the power to win arguements with women.


Yeah. I love that power...

Uhh... to be able to find mine the perfect birthday/Christmas/mother's day/whatever's day present. Finally!

Absorbtion, like touching something and absorbing it and anything you want from it, like thoughts, appearance, elements, etc.
Title:
Post by: Big_Duke on December 29, 2005, 04:54:23 PM
Absorb water to be THE HUMAN SPONGE!!!!


Ability to turn into a spec of dirt
Title:
Post by: Revolution911 on December 29, 2005, 05:05:14 PM
hide in the carpet when mom is vaccuming

THe ability to turn pidegeons into scarves
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 29, 2005, 06:06:04 PM
To spread pirate rape awareness.

The ability to light yourself on fire.... and survive dur.
Title:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 29, 2005, 08:22:36 PM
Offer people a light

The ability to kill a yak, from 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!
Title:
Post by: MrMister on December 29, 2005, 08:34:13 PM
Prestidigitation - the act of pretending to transform doves into scarves and vice versa.


I could fly high above the mucky muck

The ability to make amazing lamb tacos.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 29, 2005, 08:44:30 PM
Pwn Mexico

Ability to win everytime you gamble.... unless it's a lion's game.
Title:
Post by: Razor on January 01, 2006, 09:31:38 AM
Play in Vegas till they kick you out for cheating.

Planetary kidney stones
Title:
Post by: Linkizcool on January 02, 2006, 12:14:03 AM
Play interstellar pool.

ability to eat without gaining weight
Title:
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 02, 2006, 12:18:01 AM
gloat about it all the time until i'm mauled by fat people.

power to materialize chairs out of nothing
Title:
Post by: Razor on January 02, 2006, 12:53:40 AM
sell chairs as a living


bruising on command (the bruises are on you)
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 02, 2006, 01:21:54 AM
Fake beening beat up for pity sex

Ability to stop people from saying the word "Jumbo"
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 02, 2006, 01:44:42 AM
Put those so-called oxymoronical "jumbo shrimp" in their place.

The power to defy all laws of matter, physics, time, space, and any other ones I forgot about.
Title:
Post by: Razor on January 02, 2006, 02:02:51 AM
I'd go around dividing things by 0.
Damn I'm evil.


Nipple conducter
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 02, 2006, 04:06:23 AM
Hehehe... I'll never tell! But I'm sure you can figure it out yourself!

The power to be super slow. Not metally slow, either.
Title:
Post by: Ben on January 02, 2006, 07:17:49 AM
Id pee while running backwards....


The ability to sweat Donkey pheremones
Title:
Post by: WarxePB on January 02, 2006, 11:48:04 AM
Knock some asses at the barn

Synesthesia in every sense
Title:
Post by: nutter on January 02, 2006, 05:57:59 PM
i du no

to use magic
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 02, 2006, 06:25:57 PM
I'd saw people in half... Legally this time.

The ability to control animals (that would include humans).
Title:
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 02, 2006, 06:34:23 PM
Make them make me a hamburger

Mile-long legs
Title:
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 02, 2006, 06:58:34 PM
trip and die from the fall.

the power of instant death

Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 02, 2006, 07:30:00 PM
kill myself when I get my school reports

stop time
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 02, 2006, 09:14:51 PM
Stop time then forget how to start it back up.

Ability to forget anything and everything you ever see... except emotional scars.
Title:
Post by: Kinslayer on January 02, 2006, 09:17:02 PM
I'd forget to go to the exams...

Ability to turn things into ice.
Title:
Post by: Drace on January 02, 2006, 09:17:11 PM
Using it to forget you ate breakfast.

Magical ice-skate powers with power boost.
Title:
Post by: Ben on January 02, 2006, 09:28:38 PM
Hockey.....definatly.

The ability to explode on command, and re-materialize at will
Title:
Post by: Kinslayer on January 02, 2006, 09:32:41 PM
To explode to simulate your death.

To be able to launch laser beams through your eyes.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 02, 2006, 11:52:07 PM
Make a tiny hole on my neighbor's house so I can watch what they are doing

make yourself tiny
Title:
Post by: InsaneJP on January 03, 2006, 12:33:39 AM
the movie honey i shrunk the kids all over again

the power to make everything you think of just materialize in front of you
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 03, 2006, 01:21:08 AM
:o  ...

bye bye school...

 :D


The power to bleep people out. Like, if someone's talking is annoying you, just *BLEEEEEP*
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 03, 2006, 01:26:29 AM
Quite having to read Raffles (and now it seems charaman)'s crap.

Ability to say: "Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Purple Pickles" 10 times fast
Title: I already can...
Post by: Archem on January 03, 2006, 01:30:03 AM
So I'd prob'ly go about my regular life... How dull!

Zombification (make yourself a self-controlling zombie/make zombie slaves)
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 03, 2006, 01:32:00 AM
I'd finally become a true Goth

Ability to make people truly stfu when you play jinx with them.
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 03, 2006, 03:12:14 AM
I'd finally find out what jinx is. (Tho I never heard of it)

The ability to make yourself completely irresistable to hot chicks. Or any chick you wanted.
Title:
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 03, 2006, 03:26:18 AM
Why, the world would have new brothers and sisters, and cousins... and uncles!!

Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger powers
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 03, 2006, 03:45:49 AM
I'd finally be able to color acessorize

Ability to morph into a tiny ball that can lay bombs and superbombs.
Title:
Post by: InsaneJP on January 03, 2006, 09:14:35 PM
Id probly hit my own bombs!!!


Ability to change anyone into anything you felt like for about 10 mins before they change back
Title:
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 03, 2006, 09:18:54 PM
Turn into a hamburger to see what it is like.

Ability to run into walls (headfirst) and not die.
Title:
Post by: InsaneJP on January 04, 2006, 04:03:52 AM
probly become retarded cuz of brain damage!

having a workin electric socket in your back
Title:
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2006, 04:40:15 AM
Stick a fork into your back.

Ability to instantly clone yourself
Title:
Post by: VulcanRaven336 on January 04, 2006, 05:04:37 AM
Keep my clones at home While I go to school.

Ability to create worms.
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 04, 2006, 05:27:39 AM
Step on them.

Ability to do something so well on an online game that your opponent actually loses their connection (this is my theory to why people quit after I pull a big combo on Tony Hawk).
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 04, 2006, 11:33:18 PM
work for microsoft and bet money on a game made by myself

power to transform other persons into pillows
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 04, 2006, 11:41:44 PM
Host Pillow Fights

Power to spit 40 yards in any direction except up.
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 05, 2006, 12:38:25 AM
Attempt to break the 40 yard record for spitting up.

Ability to shut your brain completely off and turn it back on at will. Especially during situations where there is the presence of great "schoolness".
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 05, 2006, 12:46:56 AM
Turn your brain on and figure out how the hell something could spit 120 feet in the air

Ability to inhale things and send them into a vortex (think that one anime Inusyasha monk guy's wind tunnel)
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 05, 2006, 02:27:55 AM
try to inhale my neighbor

power to make your hair to grow quickly
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 05, 2006, 03:00:48 AM
Change my pelvic region into an afro.

Abilty to asplode the heads of anyone that uses:  :guns: , :frag: , or :para: . Excluding me for this post (haha suckers)
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 05, 2006, 03:41:07 AM
Get angry, call them a FuCkIn' n00b, then spit on them...
.
.
.
.
.
Yep, that's it.


The power to recharge batteries with you fingertips, instantly. This includes ANY kinda battery you can think of.
Title:
Post by: WarxePB on January 05, 2006, 05:39:25 AM
Rename yourself "Charge Man" and join the International Robot Masters Fan Club


The ability to respawn every time you died
Title:
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on January 05, 2006, 06:09:50 AM
I'd do nothing because I wouldn't want to test to see if I really had that power.

The ability to sharpen pencils with your mind.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 05, 2006, 06:42:58 AM
sharpen many pencils and throw them from the roof of a building to the people who walks in front of it

the power of burning any object that you want, but not persons
Title:
Post by: nutter on January 07, 2006, 08:03:55 PM
light fires on rainy days when you are camping

able to be invisable
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 07, 2006, 09:14:34 PM
take cookies from the cookie's jar while my mom is at home

manipulate the wind
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 08, 2006, 04:44:25 AM
Sail across the ocean in record breaking time!

Unhinge your jaw and eat large things whole.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 08, 2006, 04:51:08 AM
prepare for thanksgiving day, so I can eat all the turkey

go back in time
Title:
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 08, 2006, 04:54:55 AM
Have sex with 19th century whores!

Dance polka for hours on end.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 08, 2006, 05:10:36 AM
To stick your "right hand" in enough times to have an orgasim.

Ability to pee standing up (as I am a female to some people, that would be a super power to me)
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on January 08, 2006, 05:15:37 AM
Become male again!

The power... of HEART!
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 08, 2006, 05:16:57 AM
sell it

power of selling lame objects for really high costs
Title:
Post by: nutter on January 08, 2006, 01:13:50 PM
sell your little brother (if you have one)

able to make modles in a insent
Title:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 08, 2006, 04:34:05 PM
Make them to find out what they are 0_o

The ability to make people laugh uncontrollably
Title:
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 08, 2006, 04:51:43 PM
Make them laugh so hard that they die.

Ability to punch someone through the internet.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 08, 2006, 11:38:04 PM
wait for the boss of the sony company

jump really high
Title:
Post by: Cerebus on January 08, 2006, 11:55:05 PM
To be able to make parachute without taking the plane. ( Google Translation, so, may be bad. )

Ability to walk trough wall.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 09, 2006, 12:02:35 AM
Steal a cardboard box from my neighbors.

Abilty to kill people with your farts.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 09, 2006, 12:29:09 AM
prepare for school

jedi abilities
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 09, 2006, 01:04:48 AM
Use the force to sence disturbences (aka pop quizs)

Ability to use Jedi abilities.... plus 2!
Title:
Post by: Ace of Spades on January 09, 2006, 01:07:10 AM
Brain frying annoying egotistical bastards. Oh wait, no that'd be a great one.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 09, 2006, 01:10:14 AM
You'd kill me, because you're untight.

ZOMG, ability to let ace know he played the game wrong.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 09, 2006, 03:26:44 AM
hit him with a bat each time he do so

to enter in other people's dreams, and modify them
Title:
Post by: blaze_shinigami on January 09, 2006, 03:40:32 AM
incorporate flapjacks into everyone dreams
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 09, 2006, 03:42:16 AM
Give them the "Gay Dream".

The ability to find the droids I'm looking for.
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 09, 2006, 03:44:32 AM
Find the droids then have them read the book in English for me! :D

Snap your fingers and instantly have Buffalo Wings in front of you... (*~godly~*)
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 09, 2006, 12:27:10 PM
burn them in front of people of KFC, just to see how they reaction

talk with animals
Title:
Post by: Kinslayer on January 09, 2006, 07:02:17 PM
Make them an enormous army and conquer the world!!!!!!!!!
Wait... that's not stupid...


Scream strong wavesounds.

Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 09, 2006, 07:13:14 PM
yell to my cousins

fly
Title:
Post by: Kinslayer on January 09, 2006, 07:33:43 PM
Hit myself against the windows to call attention.

To create force fields.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 09, 2006, 07:52:33 PM
Defend yourself from cuddies

Ability to give anyone any STD just by pointing at them and saying the name of the STD. (note, doesn't work for AIDs or HIVs)
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 10, 2006, 11:12:19 PM
mind telling me what is STD?
Title:
Post by: Cerebus on January 11, 2006, 03:11:09 AM
I thinks it's 'Sexualy transmited Disease', but I'm not sure...
Title:
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 11, 2006, 03:15:36 AM
You think? It's official. YOU HAVE AIDS!

I would use it on celebrities I don't like and ruin their lives.

Magic keyboard powes.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 11, 2006, 03:15:46 AM
Holy Mother ****ing ****.

AIDs= STD
STD= AIDs

How more clear can I get!?

 [STRIKE]STDs are sicknesses you can get by having intercourse either anally, orally, or penis to vagina. These illnesses usually effect your genitals the most, and for women their ovaries as well. They are nasty, and some are impossible to get rid of, like AIDs and advanced HIVs.[/STRIKE]

Edit- Ummm... Type four 300 page stories in one day, each one using the word penis 1000 times.

Ability to slap dogs without them biting back.... twice.
Title:
Post by: Cerebus on January 11, 2006, 03:17:53 AM
You know, I speak french, not english, wich is why I wasn't sure about it. In french, it's MTS, and SIDA.
Title:
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 11, 2006, 03:19:42 AM
In that case: Wee Wee zu haz ze SIDA ho ho *Honk*!
Title:
Post by: Cerebus on January 11, 2006, 03:25:29 AM
...and do you know what it means? Not what it is! What it means.
Title:
Post by: Archem on January 11, 2006, 03:38:44 AM
Gasp! I'm totally FAILING my french 2 class! And I've only had it for about 4 DAYS!!! How bad is that? Mebe I should go learn spanish, my native(ish) language. It's a hell of a lot better sounding than slovokian or polish, right? Right?

EDIT: Oh, and: slap it three times. They say three's a charm!

Uh... Godly thumbs?
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 11, 2006, 08:14:16 PM
play videogames all day, 'cause my thumbs can't be destroyed!

transform water into lemonade
Title:
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 11, 2006, 08:21:19 PM
Ultimate Lemonade Stand!

turn lemonade into water.
Title:
Post by: Dashman on January 11, 2006, 08:42:14 PM
ultimate water stand! (ho would buy plain water instead of lemonade? I dunno, but still, I'm stealing your idea)

heal
Title:
Post by: Linkizcool on January 12, 2006, 04:11:09 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
Gasp! I'm totally FAILING my french 2 class! And I've only had it for about 4 DAYS!!! How bad is that? Mebe I should go learn spanish, my native(ish) language. It's a hell of a lot better sounding than slovokian or polish, right? Right?

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