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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Almeidaboo on March 02, 2006, 05:56:35 PM

Title: Childhood Stories
Post by: Almeidaboo on March 02, 2006, 05:56:35 PM

Tell us a funny childhood story, just to cool off from the Hollywood thread!

*WARNING: my story means no offense to black people. It happened when I was a child and it was funny because it reflects both my immaturity and my grownth in the "knowing the world" thing*

I was about 3 or 4, and I was in my Dad´s work (he´s a dentist) when a black kid came in with his mother. I live in a place where Japanese people are a majority, so I has never seen a black person. So I went´near the kind and asked:

"- Who painted you?"

LOL, my mom was so ashamed that she pulled my ear...Oh my...

So, tell us yours!

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Post by: smokey_locs2002 on March 02, 2006, 09:28:44 PM

haah, thats funny. I rememver one time I was outside playing and in the mud when i was like 5 and I came back into the house and my mother yelled "LOOK AT YOUR FACE!!" and I was looking up at my forehead and I told her "I can't"

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Post by: Drighton on March 02, 2006, 09:34:46 PM

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Almeidaboo
"Did God paint you?"

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Azeem
"Did God paint me? For certain."

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Almeidaboo
"Why?"

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Azeem
"Because Allah loves wonderous variety."

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 02, 2006, 09:46:23 PM

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Originally posted by Drighton

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Almeidaboo "Did God paint you?"

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Azeem "Did God paint me? For certain."

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Almeidaboo "Why?"

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Azeem "Because Allah loves wonderous variety."

This seems racially bias...

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Post by: Revolution911 on March 02, 2006, 09:58:55 PM

Your father is the devil.

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Post by: Razor on March 02, 2006, 10:10:23 PM

Regarding my childhood: I have no childhood. I never existed.

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Post by: Desimodontidae on March 02, 2006, 10:34:03 PM

Once, when I was like 15, I called this guy a negroid. It was great.

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Post by: Spike21 on March 02, 2006, 10:45:32 PM

... i was put on life support... well it's kinda hard to remember but its a story

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Post by: rush_fan on March 02, 2006, 10:57:04 PM

i spit on some kid right in front of his mom- i was like 6 or 7

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Post by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on March 02, 2006, 11:11:03 PM

Hmm...well, I just tripped on a carpet and stubbed my toe. :P

Lets see..

when I was 8 I pronounced 'Duracell' 'drakell' and my dad laughed so hard he almost died. >___>

I pronounced 'elite' 'ee-light' when on the phone with Ronnie (Desimodontidae) >___>

Oh, and when I was 5-6 I wanted a bike. so I asked my dad for it, and he said "do you have money?" and I said "well, no, because I dont have any pockets!"

>_<

I'm sure theres more but I cant remember.

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Post by: Shady Ultima on March 02, 2006, 11:22:45 PM

When I was about 11 or so, I went to Toronto, and I saw this guy with a ton of piercings. I stared at him with super wide eyes, since I had never seen that before. My mom had to apologize, but the man thought it was hilarious.

I went to a meat shop when I was really young and there was a black man, and I was so scared of him, I had never seen a black person before so it was really weird. I, of course, just stared like a little freak, and my mom again had to apologize.

Ah, little kids are so stupid

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Post by: Linkizcool on March 02, 2006, 11:25:38 PM

I snuck a bottle of Labatt Blue when I was five.

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Post by: Snake Eater on March 02, 2006, 11:29:48 PM

After seeing Bambi for the first time, I ran outside and ate some grass.

And yelled "Look at me! I'm Bambi!"

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 03, 2006, 12:11:38 AM

I smoked the wrong end of a cigerate when I was 3.

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Post by: Revolution911 on March 03, 2006, 12:46:55 AM

Well, I remmeber running into my bedroom door for fun. And I eventually broke through it.

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Post by: Grandy on March 03, 2006, 01:03:08 AM

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Originally posted by Meiscool
I smoked the wrong end of a cigerate when I was 3.

Same, but I was 5. And the cigarette was lit.

Once I was playing Tarzan and grabed the curtain, I hit the wall, the curtain support fell over me and I still have a smnall scar over my left eyebrown for that.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 03, 2006, 01:16:57 AM

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Originally posted by Grandy

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Originally posted by Meiscool I smoked the wrong end of a cigerate when I was 3.

Same, but I was 5. And the cigarette was lit.

*AHEM*
You can't exactly smoke something without it being lit. Hence, mine was lit too.

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Post by: Almeidaboo on March 03, 2006, 01:39:29 AM

There was this girls that I hated when I was a kid...in her birthday, a second before singing happy birthday I ultra-spit in her cake hahahahaha....that was mean.

I was a hard-to-deal-with kid. As I started talking soon I said all those creepy trhings to people...

And I used to beat up my big brother's friends...

My mom would never want to have another me, I bet you guys...

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Post by: charaman on March 03, 2006, 02:20:36 AM

I accidentally packed a coors light in my school lunch because it looked like a can of root beer. I spent the rest of the school day hiding it in my pocket.

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Post by: chronoman on March 03, 2006, 03:28:37 AM

When I was about 12-13 In 6th grade our school makes us wait in the gym on the floor for our teachers to get back from lunch anyway, We had the padded spot so I kept banging my head against the wall*Not hard* and the gym instructor told me to stop it and I told him to get a copy of the stuted handbook and show where in it that said I couldn't. The conversation went on for 10 minutes then he left for about 5 and came back and took me to the office where I got suspended for 3-4 days. If I could do it all over again I would just to see the look on his face when I meantioned the handbook......he still never showed me where it said that. Anyway the handbook got revised a couple weeks later.

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Post by: Almeidaboo on March 03, 2006, 03:45:47 PM

When I was about 5 or 6 I heard my older brother say a curse word that would be the same as "pussy" in english (but a harder and uglier version of it...a real bad word!). Then I went to school and sang a song about a game that the first one to speak would lose (to start the game you have to sing that song...). But I twisted the song and put the bad word in it...An idiot told me to the teacher and I got a written warning...****er told on me...

This one´s funny, but not about me. My brother did not do his homework and the teacher made a note in his handbook and told him: "Show this to your parents and tell you Dad to sign it, so that I know he saw it."
My brother was about 4, and he went home and signed the note himself. He signed: "Daddy".

LOL...

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Post by: charaman on March 03, 2006, 08:09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Almeidaboo

This one´s funny, but not about me. My brother did not do his homework and the teacher made a note in his handbook and told him: "Show this to your parents and tell you Dad to sign it, so that I know he saw it."
My brother was about 4, and he went home and signed the note himself. He signed: "Daddy".

LOL...

hahahaha. oh the hilarity. hahahahahaha.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 03, 2006, 08:56:45 PM

I've been creepy since I was born. In the middle of being born, I turned my head slowly and stared at my Dad. He was scared out of his wits.

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Post by: Darkfox on March 03, 2006, 09:03:46 PM

I used to sing the "Jell-O" song when I was like 3 or 4 O.o...

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Post by: Spike21 on March 04, 2006, 12:08:07 AM

i shot my self in the foot with a bb gun and i still have a mark on my foot from it all i remember is it hurt like hell

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Post by: Almeidaboo on March 04, 2006, 12:49:05 AM

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Originally posted by Moosetroop11
I've been creepy since I was born. In the middle of being born, I turned my head slowly and stared at my Dad. He was scared out of his wits.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: Spike21 on March 04, 2006, 02:08:59 AM

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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
This one´s funny, but not about me. My brother did not do his homework and the teacher made a note in his handbook and told him: "Show this to your parents and tell you Dad to sign it, so that I know he saw it."
My brother was about 4, and he went home and signed the note himself. He signed: "Daddy".

LOL...

that is the best lol

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Post by: drenrin2120 on March 04, 2006, 04:49:37 AM

I was dropped on my head when I was... 4 or 3. Well, I kinda fell out a car window on my head because my good ole dada left me in the car with the window down. but same difference.

I've got a good one about my bro. My mom told me about one time, he was like 5 or 6, when he was standing in front of a big tall mirror and he looked at his reflection and said, "ahh! Monster!" and he smashed it. My mom heard him from the other room. It's a wonder he didn't get all cut up. Just a few scrapes. lol

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 04, 2006, 05:40:44 AM

When my brother was little, he mispronounced the word "truck" as "fruck".

And when I was in fifth grade, a bird pooped on me. Where? On my shoulder, of course.

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Post by: rush_fan on March 04, 2006, 05:43:22 AM

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Originally posted by drenrin2120
I was dropped on my head when I was... 4 or 3. Well, I kinda fell out a car window on my head because my good ole dada left me in the car with the window down. but same difference.

I've got a good one about my bro. My mom told me about one time, he was like 5 or 6, when he was standing in front of a big tall mirror and he looked at his reflection and said, "ahh! Monster!" and he smashed it. My mom heard him from the other room. It's a wonder he didn't get all cut up. Just a few scrapes. lol

Thats funny- one time at sea world when i was about 8, i was so excited that i stuck my head out the window to see what it looked like.  My dad shut the automatic window without knowing my head was out and i was choking and stuff until he realized...

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Post by: Red XIII on March 04, 2006, 01:30:29 PM

good stories, everyone!!
Here´s one on me...
I was little (about 5 or something) and I was at the marriage party of an uncle.
When nobody looked, a cousin (We have the same age) and me drank the rest of the glasses that the old ones (my parents among them) left! (without them realizing of course!). I´m not sure what they had... I think it must´ve been something sweet (like sidra (don´t remember its name in english)).

The result? around 12:00 I fell asleep. But my cousin started to run like hell!!!!!

Kids, don´t try this at home!  :badboy:

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Post by: Kinslayer on March 05, 2006, 12:00:10 AM

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Originally posted by Red XIII
good stories, everyone!!
Here´s one on me...
I was little (about 5 or something) and I was at the marriage party of an uncle.
When nobody looked, a cousin (We have the same age) and me drank the rest of the glasses that the old ones (my parents among them) left! (without them realizing of course!). I´m not sure what they had... I think it must´ve been something sweet (like sidra (don´t remember its name in english)).

The result? around 12:00 I fell asleep. But my cousin started to run like hell!!!!!

Kids, don´t try this at home!  :badboy:

Well, I was a baby then, but could that be the reason why I don't drink right now? You did this to me brother! You did, because I didn't want to be you!

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Post by: Linkizcool on March 11, 2006, 03:25:08 AM

When I was 4, I used to put banana peels on the ground and hide in a corner and watch my grandma slip on them.

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Post by: neb87 on March 11, 2006, 05:06:06 AM

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Originally posted by Linkizcool
When I was 4, I used to put banana peels on the ground and hide in a corner and watch my grandma slip on them.

Lol

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Post by: rush_fan on March 11, 2006, 05:08:05 AM

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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

And when I was in fifth grade, a bird pooped on me. Where? On my shoulder, of course.

One time my dog hurled all over me...

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 11, 2006, 05:54:18 AM

When I was little (somewhere 2-4) I was running at my grandma's, slipped on a rug, and slammed my head into the table. I still have a dent when I raise my eyerows.

I would also sit opn the floor and hit my head into the floor for entertainment.

And about 2 weeks ago a friend o' mine and I were fighting, he decided to use a "hudoken" (sp? XD) and litterally fragmented one of the schools steel rodded windows. So funny.

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Post by: Bluhman on March 11, 2006, 06:13:00 AM

How does one shatter something made out of steel using the Hadoken, when it's physically and scientifically impossible!?

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 11, 2006, 06:19:58 AM

It was great. He pulled back his hands into the hadoken pose, went foward, I ducked, and he hit the window. It was funny as hell.

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Post by: shadus on March 11, 2006, 08:57:09 AM

One time a waiter came to us to get our orders and he was realy ugly and I said "Look a clown!".Then he want crazy and tryed to thrash the place.Than he was fired.Think it was around the age of 4.

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Post by: Linkizcool on March 11, 2006, 06:15:28 PM

Ooooooo! It's so funny when a little kiddo points out stuff like that!

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Post by: coasterkrazy on March 11, 2006, 06:18:42 PM

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Originally posted by Linkizcool
When I was 4, I used to put banana peels on the ground and hide in a corner and watch my grandma slip on them.

You were quite the sadistic little boy! XD

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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on March 11, 2006, 07:50:50 PM

When I was a baby, I was launched out of my stroller four feet forwards.

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Post by: Archem on March 11, 2006, 08:34:05 PM

When I was born, I wasn't breathing, so I came out blue. My dad refused to accept that the blue alien ws his son. And then I ate a toilet bowl cleaner when I was, like, three. And I've almost been hit by a car over five times, ranging back to when I was barely old enough to walk up until three years ago. And about two years ago, I was riding my bike really fast in the rain, whiched caused visibility through my glasses to drop to a VERY low level, and I got hit by a parked car. And of course, There was the time I was in a cardboard box on my friend's roof. I was duct taped in it, and I started to slide down! The front part got caught in the house's guttar system, and I front-flipped off the roof! I landed right-side up (miraculously), so I didn't break any bones (and I still haven't), but my butt hurt for a week! And one day, I started saying words that rhymed with "duck". After I ran out, I went through the alphabet, replacing the "d" with other letters ("a" would be auck, "b" would be buck, "d" would be duck, etc.). Eventually, I got to "f"... Grounded for a week.

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 11, 2006, 08:39:42 PM

I have fallen off a roof before, been hit by 7 cars, had my leg run over by an old lady and her Cadillac. Old lasies = evil.

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Post by: Spike21 on March 11, 2006, 08:46:48 PM

i tried to snowboard off my roof once.
my bro put me in a large cardboard box and rolled me down a large flight of stairs

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 11, 2006, 09:02:16 PM

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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Old lasies = evil.

Amen. For the last time, I'm not from the orphanage!!!