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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Robotam on March 14, 2006, 06:29:16 AM

Title: The naked truth about each and every member
Post by: Robotam on March 14, 2006, 06:29:16 AM: I came up with this cool idea just a minute ago.
We make up funny stories about each other that ISN'T true, I'm going to start with Razor. `XP
One rule though, don't offend people!

Razor story
Last night Razor told me he was jealous that everyone was so better than him at drawing. He needed inspiration to draw his all time best drawing.
So I asked him to draw what he wanted to become as an adult.. And this was the result.

It's a sumo. Now someone counter a story at me.`XP
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Post by: Archem on March 14, 2006, 06:44:35 AM: Are you SURE that's a sumo?
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Robotam loves ice cream. As a matter of fact, he would eat as much as a gallon a day! He loved it's many flavors, all 500+ of them, even salmon. Until one day... A man came up to him and offered him the opportunity to taste-test a new flavor: Razor's Future-sicle. Robotam was a brave man... Too bad he ended up like this...
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Post by: Robotam on March 14, 2006, 08:38:18 AM: Hahahah, of course it's a sumo. :P

Extreme Makeover has done it again!

Before

After
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 15, 2006, 12:41:09 AM: Well, Robotam became a good mapper, and he beat Meiscool in the mapping contest.
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Post by: Archem on March 15, 2006, 01:23:09 AM: Indubitably.
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Post by: chronoman on March 15, 2006, 03:35:40 AM: And Archem2 is older than me.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 15, 2006, 09:30:19 PM: Afterwards, Robotam played fable for about 12 hours.

Archem ran around in circles screaming about how ugly he was.

Chronoman got stranded on a deserted island and ate his own foot. One day later, a ship came, but he didn't care.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 15, 2006, 09:37:00 PM: Then, awhile later on Wed, March 15th, 2006, Ed made me laugh.
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Post by: Archem on March 16, 2006, 03:49:29 AM: And around rolled international nice-guy day. Meiscool and Mr. Mister took home the happy-smiles trophies. And I got really pretty. :flower:
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Post by: shadus on March 16, 2006, 04:34:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
And around rolled international nice-guy day. Meiscool and Mr. Mister took home the happy-smiles trophies. And I got really pretty. :flower:

And this was a lie by Archem2.
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Post by: MrMister on March 16, 2006, 05:25:22 AM: Shadus learned to read, but was hit by a semi truck full of nail guns 13 seconds later.
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Post by: shadus on March 16, 2006, 05:28:09 AM: How true.
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Post by: chronoman on March 17, 2006, 08:14:50 AM: And Ed went to Australia to do some spear fishing but was acidentaly eaten by a shark when he realized he forgot to put the fish in his doggiebag.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 17, 2006, 07:44:49 PM: Chronoman learned that by shoving food up his ***, he can crap out of his mouth.
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Post by: chronoman on March 17, 2006, 08:11:17 PM: Ed decided that he would become the master of the forum so he went to Alex's house and offered him a huge stack of bananas. When Alex refused Ed got pushy and accidental push Alex down a flight of stairs. Ed checked his pulse and he was dead. He hid the body in the doggiebag and decided he wanted some icecream. Sho he went off to the icecream store and bought a huge container of Razor's Future-sicle. To bad for ed that his doggiebag was leaking. When the icecream man saw him he decided to call the police. Ed pulled out his Banana cannon that he stole from Donkey kong and went outside. When he went out he saw that Shadus was the cop. Ed laughed and shot a banana at Shadus's face. But it hit him in the eye and came out da other side. Ed ran over to Shadus and yelled WHY BANANA WHY!?!?!?!
And he began to run off when he felt this tremondous pressure on his head. He soon realized his was being taken abourd an alien ship. When he was inside he was straped down and probed. THey dropped him off in the middle of the pond. He decided that this was a good spot for alex. So he put a couple rocks in the bag and set it in the water. He ran off into the night but he noticed something he was glowing pink. It is said you can see the pink every night near the dctors building.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 17, 2006, 08:27:58 PM: Just call me pinky.

Chronoman dug through the center of the earth and ended up in China. "Damn! I wanted Sweden!" Then, several yellow soldiers blow up China.

Ed throws the board out the window. "You cheated!!"
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Post by: Archem on March 18, 2006, 05:50:31 AM: And then Ed ate some rusty nails. For fun.
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Post by: chronoman on March 18, 2006, 07:13:35 AM: And Archem turned into a pixie and pranced around in the woods.
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Post by: Arcanagirl on March 18, 2006, 09:07:25 AM: chronoman bought a rabite named Binki, that ended up being a racoon named Tochici. Then chronoman bought a ticket to brazil, but ended up in Ice Land and became and eskimo and forever lived off ice chips and fish :P :flower:
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Post by: MrMister on March 18, 2006, 09:25:58 AM: Arcana[sic] hosted the first annual 'Give Me Awards' show. Someone threw a full beer bottle at her head during the opening speech, putting her in a thirty two year coma. The beer thrower felt so guilty he ran on stage during the 'Jon Voight Life Achievement Award' and shot himself.
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Post by: Arcanagirl on March 18, 2006, 09:29:05 AM: MrMister started his own music video called "Life's a poppin when I come a rockin!" He made over 5 million $ but shortly had it all stolen with a ransome notice saying pay me 25 million if you every want to see your 5 million again.
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Post by: chronoman on March 18, 2006, 09:52:58 AM: Then Arcanagirl went to the circus with razor and they went on the faris wheel together. As it reached the top and stopped razor was so freaked he jumped to his doom but arcanagirl waited the 5 seconds for the guy to move it back to the ground. Then she went to Ice Land to visit Chronoman and Tochici for a fish BBQ.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 18, 2006, 01:26:04 PM: Ed needed some money, so he started working for the carnmival. He was at first in the freak show for being an Inrun, but then, was able to get off as a janitor.

*Scrapes razor off of the pavement below the ferris wheel with a spatula.*
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Post by: Dragonium on March 18, 2006, 01:32:11 PM: Of course, Ed had to hide the fact that he was really a double-glazing salesman from the planet Gaddlefreb.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on March 18, 2006, 02:19:23 PM: Dragonium froze to death in his house due to the lack of Gaddlefrebian Double-Glazing, Ed laughed
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 18, 2006, 03:58:22 PM: On March 18, 2006, Leon was viciously attacked by a man eating penguin. No one is sure what exactly made this penguin crave flesh, but you can look over and see the poor victims mutilated reamins. A internet wide man hunt is currently in action for the penguin. If ytou have any info, call us at... the hell? What is that? Oh god, oh gd! Help! Its eating my face!!!!!!!!!! Agggggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hel*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 18, 2006, 04:07:54 PM: Last year, ZXK died, but he rose back to life. Givin this second chance at life, he desided to spend all his time on the computer, and never get off, ever.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 18, 2006, 09:01:02 PM: Needing more money, Ed signed up a volunteer police man. He did some snooping and found this sketch of the evil penguin... the linux penguin!
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Post by: Shadowless1 on March 18, 2006, 09:01:52 PM: humour meee, i want a story about me
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 18, 2006, 09:02:36 PM: Shadowless ate his own head.

There. Penny please!
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Post by: Leon_1990 on March 18, 2006, 09:04:25 PM: Ed got that penny....Unfortunately he lost the multi-million dollar photo describption of the penguin... Sod's law!
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Post by: chronoman on March 19, 2006, 12:17:12 AM: Leon was walking outside oneday and he found photocopy picture of a penguin. When he got home his freezer began to shake. Leon opened it to descover that a penguin was inside a room hidden behind the back of the freezer. Leaon crawled into the room to discover that the penguins were being controled by non other than the aliens that abducted Ed. They ran to their ship and took of into the sky. Leon just stood there and said:"What was that about?"When he looked to his left he found the doggiebag.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 19, 2006, 12:24:50 AM: The doggie back contained exactly what Leon suspected, William Shatner's left testical.
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Post by: Razor on March 19, 2006, 07:40:54 AM: Meiscool gave Chronoman AIDS for christmas. this confused most people as Meiscool neither has AIDS nor likes Chronoman enough to give him a Christmas present. While trying to figure this out, Warxe's head exploded.
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Post by: Leon_1990 on March 19, 2006, 11:39:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
On March 18, 2006, Leon was viciously attacked by a man eating penguin. No one is sure what exactly made this penguin crave flesh, but you can look over and see the poor victims mutilated reamins. A internet wide man hunt is currently in action for the penguin. If ytou have any info, call us at... the hell? What is that? Oh god, oh gd! Help! Its eating my face!!!!!!!!!! Agggggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hel*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*

I thought I was dead =/

Razor was one day trying to figure out the existence and purpose of dogs in existence, and accidentally stumbled upon the cure for cancer, he rushed home to the telephone, only to be killed by a jealous Chuck Norris.
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Post by: shadus on March 19, 2006, 11:42:39 AM: Which was a lie by Leon.Wha realy happoned was Leon Chuck found the cure Leon killed him Meiscool killed him for killing her master and Razor whached the hole thing.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 19, 2006, 01:25:14 PM: Shadus made up a lie about what really happened. An angered leon and Chuck Norris kicked his ***. Shadus then went to MrMister's house to get flaming lessons, but he wasn't there. So he went to Meiscool's house. He was never seen again. Nowadays, if you listen hard enough, you can still hear the bed bouncing up and down, creaking. You can also hear Razor's high-pitched laugh.
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Post by: Razor on March 19, 2006, 06:36:02 PM: Well actually what really happened is that one day, Chuck Norris found a cure to Razor, Meiscool, Leon, Shadus and X_marks_the_ed.

After that they just simply stopped existing.
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Post by: MrMister on March 19, 2006, 08:01:24 PM: The cure? 900cc's of PAIN.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 21, 2006, 09:33:10 PM: Several Months later, a simple minded MrMister was seen touching MC Hammer. After that he also just simply stopped existing.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 30, 2006, 12:01:21 AM: Meiscool didn't just kick a topic to increase her post count by 1
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Post by: chronoman on March 30, 2006, 12:05:08 AM: ((OMG OMG DOUBLE POST eh who cares.))

It was Later revaled tha MRmister was the penguin!
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Post by: WarxePB on March 30, 2006, 12:09:00 AM: Despite his appearance, Chronoman is in fact the lord ruler of the underground N00bzis. The goal of the N00bzis is the destruction of all proper speech on the Net, making us all speak in their native language: N00b. Alex is, in fact, the leader of the Grammar Squad, a group opposed to the N00bzis, and Chronoman is doing recon work on Alex to find his weak point. Once that is found, all hell will break loose, and the Net as we know it will cease to exist - which is why Alex recruited two members, Dragonchick93 and Sephiroth12317, to be his moles within the N00bzis.
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Post by: Big_Duke on March 30, 2006, 12:10:32 AM: His name is Warxe,but that's a cover for,
DANCING SPIDER GUY!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 30, 2006, 12:36:50 AM: I would be undercover in the N00bzis program, if it weren't for the fact that I'm strangling Shadus right now.
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Post by: shadus on March 30, 2006, 01:39:59 AM: But I'm at home whaching the Nutty Pro.(The frst.)And no hands are aound my neck.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 09, 2006, 11:28:59 PM: Meiscool didn't kick again.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 11, 2006, 12:34:22 AM: Scarface Larry's leg wasn't eaten by a penguin named Gerald, who Larry THOUGHT was his friend, WHY GERALD, WHY????? He also totally pwnd a drunken hobo at Dance Dance revolution.
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Post by: Majin Deathshade on April 13, 2006, 02:08:34 AM: Just so you can get to know me better... This is one about me!

Majin Deathshade is officially "The One". He is the chosen messiah type hero of the anti-gamefaqs.com movement. As the one, his quest started out as a mission to end the war, by defeating CJayC... But, it turned out that his gamefaqs matrix code, which made him such a powerful hacker, was being used to reboot the gamefaqs matrix, and thus, continue a great big lie... The Hacker city of Salem had been conquered 6 times. Then, Majin Deathshade got smart, and went after CJayC's new boss, MR. CNET! On the way, he found out about a gamefaqs moderator, named MR Jones, went renegade. Majin Deathshade then negotiated with MR CNET. In exchange for the destruction of the MR Jones Virus, there would be peace between the webmasters & the hackers. This deal would bring an end to the hackers war against corporate losers & the webmasters enslaving of the normal people. But first, Majin Deathshade had to stop MR Jones. And, after a six hour Dragon Ball Z style fight with MR Jones, that would take up WAY TOO MUCH MESSAGE SPACE, Majin Deathshade and MR Jones Both were killed by each other. Majin Deathshade got what he wanted, Peace, and MR CNET got what he wanted, The Code from Majin Deathshade. And the Webmasters & the Hackers lived Happily in a peaceful utopia, for the rest of the millenium.

THE END?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 13, 2006, 02:35:51 PM: Ed didn't care. So he skipped his story.

After scraping Razor off of the ground, he returned to Razor's basement to play cards with his pet rat, snaffles. He was then confronted on his way home by Warxe. "Andrew has joined the n00bs."

Ed then joined the grammar squad and started beating Andrew over the head with a dictionary.
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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 16, 2006, 10:57:39 PM: Once, this guy came up to me, and I kicked him in the crotch and then pee'd on his face, stole his wallet and exploded nebraska!

oh wait, these are supposed to NOT be the truth....woopsie doodles.
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Post by: Alcheon on April 30, 2006, 12:58:15 AM: Alcheon is afraid of ducks
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 30, 2006, 01:04:12 AM: ZKX didnt run over your pet and/or grandma.
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Post by: Razor on April 30, 2006, 01:08:07 AM: ZKX chose Kirby as his psuedo-character, because in real life, he is much like Kirby, what with his bald head, his round pink body which is also his head, and the fact that ne never wears pants.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 30, 2006, 01:17:58 AM: ZKX never wears pants because he feels that they are a government conspiracy created by the IARC (Internation Association of Razor Clones) to enslave the minds of the populus.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 30, 2006, 12:43:08 PM: Ed is enslaved by the Razor Clones.