Post by: Almeidaboo on March 21, 2006, 08:12:09 PM
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
* When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
* Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
* Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
* There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
* Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
* A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
* Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
* Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
* How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
* Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
* In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be
* Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
* If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
* The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
* A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
* Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
* When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
* While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
* Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
* When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
* When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
* Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
* Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
* Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
* For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
* Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
* When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
* Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
* When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
* Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
* On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
* Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
* In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
* Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
* Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
* Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
* If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
* Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
* Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
* Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
* The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
* Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
* Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
* When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
* Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
* Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
* Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
* Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
* It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2006, 08:25:25 PM
* Chuck Norris doesn't go super saiyan. He goes Better than Super Saiyan Times Infinitey! And then the world explodes.
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on March 21, 2006, 08:36:54 PM
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on March 21, 2006, 08:39:21 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2006, 08:40:45 PM
Got yet to change the outfit. and fix a few things XD also do additional frames. I'm going to do a flash animation with clips from the movie and stuff XD
Post by: DragonBlaze on March 21, 2006, 09:22:27 PM
Chuck Norris is awesome. His two second appearance made the movie DodgeBall great.
Post by: Revolution911 on March 21, 2006, 09:27:03 PM
Post by: shadus on March 21, 2006, 09:29:24 PM
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* Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
:D
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 21, 2006, 09:57:39 PM
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, the horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
I don't think you've got that one.
Post by: shadus on March 21, 2006, 10:02:08 PM
Noing rocks.They only Chuck Norris.
Post by: Revolution911 on March 21, 2006, 10:11:36 PM
When Chuck Norris sleeps, time stops in fear of waking him up, giving the impression that he never sleeps.
Chuck Norris actually died 5 years ago, Death is afraid to tell him.
Upon hearing of the possible outbreak of Bird Flu, Chuck Norris became outraged and announced he will kill off every species of bird. When asked about his statement, he replied, "This is Chuck's world, and Chuck determines when thousands die, not birds."
There was once a time where Stephen Hawking could move and talk like a regular human being. This all ended when he beat Chuck Norris in a game of Bop-it.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 21, 2006, 10:54:11 PM
Post by: Desimodontidae on March 21, 2006, 11:06:54 PM
Oh yeah, one time, in math class, my teacher was like "You can't express irrational numbers as decimals." and I said "Chuck Norris can express irrational numbers as decimals.." it was great...
Post by: VulcanRaven336 on March 21, 2006, 11:18:49 PM
Did you get those from sleepaid? He showed me a website once. .
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on March 21, 2006, 11:24:35 PM
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Originally posted by Desimodontidae
Oh yeah, one time, in math class, my teacher was like "You can't express irrational numbers as decimals." and I said "Chuck Norris can express irrational numbers as decimals.." it was great...
LOL!
I am going to submit that <.<
Post by: MrMister on March 21, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
That actually happened, dude.
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* If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Watch Way of the Dragon. He gets killed by Bruce Lee. Anyways stupid Alliance toons with their Chuck Norris spams... I'm in Warsong Gulch and all of a sudden:
Mooseknuckle yells:[Common] il drui ropa ten Chuck Norris!
Post by: neb87 on March 22, 2006, 01:09:15 AM
Lol thats a good one!!
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 22, 2006, 01:24:53 AM
In history last week my teacher sent a kid up to go get some papers he printed out, and the kid thought he was just supposed to grab 8 pages for whatever reason. So he came back with pages other people had randomly printed out including some random stuff, a recipe for chinese corn soup and a bunch of Chuck Norris facts. Since the period was almost over, my teacher just read them aloud. My favorite one had to be "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
Post by: Almeidaboo on March 22, 2006, 01:30:55 AM
Post by: Tomi on March 22, 2006, 02:43:23 AM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
While fighting Wolverine, Chuck Norris had his left ball cut off. We now know it by its scientific name: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris once had 5 kids in one week. By himself.
Post by: Darkfox on March 22, 2006, 02:53:31 AM
Post by: MSlash67 on March 22, 2006, 03:00:10 AM
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
Post by: Snake Eater on March 22, 2006, 03:03:59 AM
Post by: MrMister on March 22, 2006, 03:05:41 AM
Post by: Snake Eater on March 22, 2006, 03:11:05 AM
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http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/
Awesome.
Post by: rush_fan on March 22, 2006, 03:31:23 AM
The second ad was funnier. These kids doing algebra homework in the library were trying to divide by 0, but they couldn't. The one kid said "I'll bet chuck norris could divide by zero" Chuck norris appears(not really, just some tall kid in plaid shirt, kakhis and a cowboy hat so u couldn't see his face) he used the calculator and it divided by zero.
Post by: Archem on March 23, 2006, 10:22:16 PM
It turns out that Osama bin Laden isn't hiding from the US government. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. You would too if you called him "Charles".
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 23, 2006, 10:56:41 PM
Post by: Desimodontidae on March 23, 2006, 11:18:49 PM
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Originally posted by Archem2
Honestly, I don't think these jokes are that funny. Only three made me crack a smile. But not a problem!
It turns out that Osama bin Laden isn't hiding from the US government. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. You would too if you called him "Charles".
Somebody ban this guy.
Post by: Archem on March 24, 2006, 12:49:45 AM
Oh, by the way, there should definitely be a Chuck Norris smiley. He's just plain awesome.
Post by: Drace on March 24, 2006, 11:33:22 AM
Post by: RuneBlade on March 24, 2006, 12:36:00 PM
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Anyways stupid Alliance toons with their Chuck Norris spams... I'm in Warsong Gulch and all of a sudden:
Mooseknuckle yells:[Common] il drui ropa ten Chuck
Norris![/B]
You cant actually see Chuck norris if they write it common, but I once saw a guy say "YOU LOSE EVERY TIME" after he ganked me.
And my guild uses Chuck Norris as an officer rank.
Post by: Drace on March 24, 2006, 06:15:47 PM
Post by: Archem on March 24, 2006, 09:41:20 PM
EDIT: Yeah, these're on that site, but they are actually funny. They must be read:
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 25, 2006, 12:38:40 AM
Funny facts, though.
Post by: rush_fan on March 25, 2006, 12:42:37 AM
Post by: Trevlac on March 25, 2006, 11:32:34 PM
Ecks
Dee
Post by: Grandy on March 26, 2006, 12:42:42 AM
*Chuck Norris isn't God, his existence was already scientifically proved.
*Last time Chuck Norris played Monopoly, it was October 24, 1929
*The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
*Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
*Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
*Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous
*Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
*Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
*If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
*Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
*The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade
*Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
*Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate
*The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly
*Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order
*An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
*Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
*Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor
*The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s *** halfway through the first chapter
*Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
*If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
*Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
*Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day
*Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
*As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
*Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Post by: rush_fan on March 26, 2006, 12:47:20 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 26, 2006, 01:10:01 AM
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 26, 2006, 01:36:03 AM
Post by: Dragoon de Sol on March 26, 2006, 01:51:06 AM
True:
Chuck Norris has created his own Martial Art.
It is called Chun Kuk Do, meaning "The Universal Way."
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 26, 2006, 03:18:20 AM
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Post by: saxuallyAPeasing on March 26, 2006, 08:03:33 AM
Chuck Norris is not in the army because the government fears that using his might would bring an end to the world as we know it.
Chuck Norris was originally chosen to be a secret character in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. Unfortunately, one roundhouse kick completely destroyed the motion capture suit.
Chuck Norris can punch someone through the face and tear out their heart without reaching down their neck.
Chuck Norris can play the highest note in man's hearing range. On a tuba.
At one time a game based off of Walker: Texas Ranger was under development. During the first beta test, Chuck's roundhouse kick caused a massive explosion, destroying many games, equipment, and single-handedly killing the Dreamcast.
Gas prices are so high because Chuck Norris takes a swig of gasoline for every *** he roundhouse kicks.
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2006, 08:05:47 PM
On one hand.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2006, 08:28:45 PM
Chuck Norris' burps smell like semen.
Chuck Norris impaled the man from Nantucket with his own penis just to hold the title "Most Dicks Sucked...EVER!"
Chuck Norris once tried snorting Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in his nose.
Chuck Norris once tried to get with Reese Witherspoon. She considered him "Legally Small Penised."
Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.
Chuck Norris fans are upset because Anti-Chuck Norris fans don't spend hours coming up with witty rebounds. They just remember flicking through "Walker, Texas Ranger" and coming up with thousands of true, funny things to say about Chuck Norris. For instance, Chuck Norris is a martial artist who wears a cowboy hat in Texas and sports a ginger beard and tight jeans.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Too bad his penchant for $800 platinum cock rings prevents him from being able to afford to pay the tariffs.
In Pac-Man, Chuck Norris does not lose lives, they simply go on coffee breaks.
Chuck Norris really DOES know the meaning of "Just Say No," because he just says no all the time...to women.
Chuck Norris is so great, he doesn't need to hurt the author of Anti-Chuck Norris facts. He's too busy having sex with his wife and three daughters.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. Chuck Norris is but a ghost.
Chuck Norris' mom was in labor for three more days following his birth: one for his ego, one for his intelligence, and one for his talent. The latter two were stillborns from lack of oxygen. Only Chuck Norris' ego survived.
Chuck Norris cries himself to sleep every night, then wakes up to the sounds of his own cries.
Chuck Norris once took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
David Carradine, using his "l33t" Shaolin skills, can kill Chuck Norris with his mind, then separate Chuck Norris from his body to kick his ghost's ***.
One time, while watching gay porn, Chuck Norris swallowed his remote control because he thought it would feel good on the way out.
Chuck Norris was disowned by his father when it was discovered Chuck Norris could do the splits before learning to walk.
Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray Norris, Jr.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate over 300,000 results. This page will be the first one because Chuck Norris is easily broken down into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1976 Buccaneers, the worst team in NFL history, finishing their season 0-14 and losing by an average of 20 points per game. They were also shut out five times that season.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
The only number Chuck Norris can divide by is 0, because Chuck Norris is the definition of nothing.
Chuck Norris has yet to find the G-spot. Scientists find it perplexing that Chuck Norris doesn't know his way around his vagina.
When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply said "How many sex scenes?"
Chuck Norris once asked a group of people, "What's white, sticky, and falling from the sky?" Chuck Norris then licked his lips, rubbed his hands, and replied "The cumming of the Lord."
If Chuck Norris has fucked every woman in the world, then he has done his own mom.
A 7-year-old blind boy once found Waldo before Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pond, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets terrified.
Chuck Norris auditioned for the T-800 part in the Terminator, but was refuted when it was discovered that he was part man, part cyborg himself. Capitalizing on the machine he was made out of, Chuck Norris assembled official Chuck Norris dildos with self-described "12 inches of action and excitement!"
Chuck Norris is the Rump Ranger.
and BTW, I found these by typing "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" in google.
Post by: Razor on March 26, 2006, 08:33:03 PM
I hope he has sex with your wife and three daughters.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2006, 08:34:25 PM
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Originally posted by Razor
That list was largely made up of anti chuck norris facts.
I hope he has sex with your wife and three daughters.
Largely? Try 100%. I was bored. So I did the search and found these. just thought I'd share them.
Sex? With my daughters? He can have them. I couldn't care less.
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2006, 08:46:02 PM
Just remember: :mrT:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2006, 08:48:46 PM
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Originally posted by Archem2
And now I have a reason to hate you, Ed.
Join the club.
Members:
Andrew78
Toma
Our newest addition, Archem.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 26, 2006, 08:59:35 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 26, 2006, 09:19:38 PM
Not only do you suck Ed, but you also suck at trying to suck.
Post by: Dragoon de Sol on March 26, 2006, 10:17:16 PM
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Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Sex? With my daughters? He can have them. I couldn't care less.
And that is why you do not make a credible parent...
Post by: Seth Mitchell on March 26, 2006, 11:09:54 PM
:D
Post by: Big_Duke on March 26, 2006, 11:38:55 PM
in imactulate chorus,
Down from the heavens,
descended Chuck Norris,
who delivered a kick,
which could shatter bones,
into the crotch,
of Indiana Jones,
who fell over on the ground,
writhing in pain,
as batman changed back,
into Bruce Wayne,
But chuck saw through,
this clever disguise,
and crunched Batman's head,
in between his thighs,
Post by: Dragoon de Sol on March 26, 2006, 11:48:44 PM
Good one, but for those who have not seen it, they will be clueless to what is going on there...
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2006, 12:29:17 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 27, 2006, 12:33:41 AM
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Originally posted by Archem2
Then they should google it. But wait, Chuck died, didn't he? Hmm...
It was just an flash, not something that would happen in real life.
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2006, 12:39:23 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 27, 2006, 12:50:20 AM
Post by: Rune_of_Punishment on March 27, 2006, 12:59:45 AM
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Post by: Grandy on March 30, 2006, 02:47:25 PM
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Post by: Big_Duke on March 31, 2006, 12:50:15 AM
It was funny and strange at the same time.
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2006, 03:16:42 AM
Post by: MSlash67 on April 02, 2006, 03:24:43 AM
"Chuck norris was in the beta version of street fighter. During testing the testers told the programmers about the glitch on chuck's character that every move is a round house kick. The programmers said it was no glitch." - Nintendo Power
Post by: rush_fan on April 02, 2006, 03:54:49 AM
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2006, 04:25:36 AM
EDIT: Oh thank GOD! They're reshowing the stuff without the farts!