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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Majin Deathshade on March 27, 2006, 03:29:30 AM

Title: Do things to the next poster! Dragon Quest Style!
Post by: Majin Deathshade on March 27, 2006, 03:29:30 AM

Here's the rules:

1: If you post, you must respond to the previous action!

2: If you post, you must put in an action of your own!

3: This topic is dedicated to the Dragon Quest / Warrior series, so you must describe your actions in a Dragon Quest type format!

Here's a few examples:

*Majin Deathshade uses the Fire Slash*

and:

*Majin Deathshade casts Kaboom*

Anyway, that is the end of the examples...  LET"S GET IT ON!!!

*Majin Deathshade picks up a few boulders and throws them at the next poster*

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Post by: neb87 on March 27, 2006, 05:23:48 AM

*neb87 uses Defend*
*neb87 cast instant death on Majin Deathshade*

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Post by: Razor on March 27, 2006, 05:56:52 AM

*Razor allows*
*Razor points out "New Game!"*

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Post by: shadus on March 27, 2006, 06:41:30 AM

*Hits the open button and put MGS3 in.*

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Post by: Big_Duke on March 27, 2006, 07:31:20 PM

*Duke pulls power plug to console*
*Duke eats MT11*

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Post by: Archem on March 27, 2006, 09:35:47 PM

*Archem joined the party!*
*Archem was captured by wolves.*
*Archem has left the party.*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 27, 2006, 09:42:39 PM

*Meiscool Laughs*
*Meiscool completes casting of Forced Laugh.*

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Post by: Spike21 on March 27, 2006, 10:16:54 PM

*Spike21 cast FireBlaze*
*Spike 21 craps pants*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 27, 2006, 11:41:27 PM

*Ed allows.*
*Ed casts transform.*
*Ed is now Inrun*
*Ed eats self.*

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Post by: shadus on March 27, 2006, 11:43:54 PM

*Shadus sucks his nipples becuase he can.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 28, 2006, 12:03:51 AM

*Scarface Larry Pokes a Fwuffy Wittle Kitty with his Sword*

*Fwuffy wittle Kitty casts  Hellfire, Satan's Judgement, Doomsday, Meteor, Holy, OMFG U R SO PWND.

*Scarface Larry takes 999999999999999999999999999999999999 Damage*

*Scarface Larry dies*

*Scarface Larry needs to pee-pee*

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Post by: Archem on March 28, 2006, 12:48:23 AM

*Wolves return Archem.*
*Archem joins the party!*
*Archem is confused.*
Archem: No, I'm not!
*Archem is in denial.*
*Archem cuts off Shadus' nipples.*
*Shadus dies.*
*Archem uses  :vampire:  taunt.*
*Victory!*

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 28, 2006, 01:12:51 AM

*ZeroKirbyX casts Darkness*
*ZeroKirbyX is shrouded in Darkness*
*ZeroKirbyX turns emo*
*ZeroKirbyX cuts self*
*ZeroKirbyX cries about being dumped lesbian grilfriend*
*Darkness is lifted*
*ZeroKirbyX is frightened from emo mode*
*ZeroKirbyX attacks with shoe*
*MIC, Shadus, and Archem all take 1337 damage*

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Post by: Spike21 on March 28, 2006, 01:20:54 AM

*Spike21 kicks ZKX in the balls*
*ZKX took 0 damage*
*ZKX resistant to kick in the balls*

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Post by: Archem on March 28, 2006, 01:27:42 AM

*Archem has: 13370000 HP remaining.*
*Archem casts "Guitar Hero".*
*ZKX emo mode receives PWNAGE damage points.*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 28, 2006, 01:38:13 AM

*ZXK emo mood changes to apathetic.*
*ZXK couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance again*
*ZXK is sad. ZXK casts Suicide Note.*

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Post by: MSlash67 on March 28, 2006, 01:48:01 AM

*MS Casts Fake letter from Girl on ZKX*
*ZKX leaves suicide note in the garbage*
*ZKX partys w/ MS*
*MS attacks with rock*
*everyone takes 100 damge except party

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 28, 2006, 01:50:29 AM

*ZKX realizes MS's handwriting is the same as on the note*
*Sits in corner*
*ZKX ears pick up on Lynyrd Skynyrd*
*ZKX turns not-retarded again*
*ZKX casts emo season*
*Its now emo hunting time*

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Post by: MSlash67 on March 28, 2006, 01:52:16 AM

*MS hands a list of emo's open for season to ZKX*
*MS picks up lead pipe*
*MS finds emo and smacks him in the face with pipe*
*MS gains 3 EXP (Cause emos are weak)*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 28, 2006, 01:57:38 AM

*Scarface Puts on Hunting Cap*

*Scarface equips +1337 Boomshtick*

*Scarface larry casts *Emo Huntin' time**

*Party gains +Pie in 1337ness*

*Scarface Larry casts *Elmer Fudd* and *Wascawwy wabbit**

*Party Can now kill Bugs Bunny*

*Party wonders why the gosh darn heck you'd need that*

*Party casts *Shrug**

*Party gains +24 in "I dunno" stat*

*Party goes off to hunt those wascawwy emows*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 28, 2006, 01:59:10 AM

*MIC gets pissed because MS hit him in the head with a lead pipe*
*MS is very sorry, and loses 5 EXP*

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Post by: MSlash67 on March 28, 2006, 02:04:17 AM

*MS equips +25 pointy spike to Lead pipe...giving a total of 50 ATK*
*MS finds a REAL emo this time and smacks him so hard his grandma felt it*
*MS gains 10 EXP because he gets the Emo season EXP Bonus*

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Post by: Archem on March 28, 2006, 02:04:32 AM

*Archem attacks emo with "Mexi-Stab".*
*Archem gains 30 exp.*
*Meiscool leaves the party. :( *

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 28, 2006, 02:07:20 AM

*Party dies without MIC to fight off the emos*

*GAME OVER*


wow, this game lasted a long time. On to more important things now.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on March 28, 2006, 02:19:02 AM

Game's not over yet!

A Meiscool draws near!
Command?

FFL casts the spell of Hurtmore.
Meiscool's hit points are reduced by 12.
Command?

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 28, 2006, 03:16:56 AM

*Scarface Lary Jumps in with boomshtick*

*Scarface Larry casts "complimentary Boomshtick" on FFL2and3rocks*

*FFL2and3rocks becomes happy at the thought of a boomshtick*

*Scarface Larry and FFL go crazy with their boomshticks*

*The Meiscool is totally freaked out by the thought of boomshticks and runs away*

*Scarface Larry and FFL go off to hunt some wascawwy emows*

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Post by: Kinslayer on March 28, 2006, 02:18:46 PM

*Kinslayer casts a fire ball against Scarface Larry*

*Kinslayer launched the fire ball wrong and it hit his behind*

*Kinslayer runs around and around screaming I'M ON FIRE!!!*

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Post by: shadus on March 28, 2006, 02:28:22 PM

*Shadus' nipples come to life and start to suck on ZKX*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 28, 2006, 11:22:18 PM

A ZXK walks in
Random person: Hey, you look like a strong person, I need a quest done. Will you do it?
ZXK: *Selects yes*
Random person: Alright, let me look and see how qualified you are for the job....
*Minutes later*
Random person: Ok, I like how you used a gameshark to achive maxium stats, have every spell, and are at lvl 97, but there's this little part here on your Resume.
ZXK: *Selects what might that be*
Random person: Right here where it says past experience, all you have is the word "Shoe".
ZXK: Indeed.

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 01:43:43 AM

*A n00bLamerz appeared!!*

*Scarface Larry and FFl draw their....*

*Boomshticks*

*what will you do?*

*Scarface Larry casts "Redneck Rage" on FFL*

*FFL feels a strange need to shoot stuff and listnen to country*

*FFL shoots the n00bLamerz with his Boomshtick for OMFG dmg*

*The n00bLamerz casts "h@x0rZ"*

*The n00bLamerz becomes freaking powerful*

*ZKX jumps in to save the day*

*Scarface Larry casts "Complimentary Boomshtick" on ZKX*

*ZKX lieks teh Boomshtick*

*ZKX uses "OMFG GAMESHARKZORZ"*

*FFL continues to shoot at the n00bLamerz*

*ZKX casts "Prozac" on party*

*Party can now suffer NO damage*

*n00bLamerz casts "pills on the bus" on ZKX*

*ZKX "the guy who left his pills on the bus"*

*FFL shoots n00bLamerz with boomshtick*

*The n00bLamerz gets PWND*

*You gained alot of experiance*

*You stole the enemies wallet, found $263, sweeet*

*And the party left for more Boomshtick PWNAGE*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 29, 2006, 02:18:41 AM

*realizes he wrote ZXK instead of ZKX*
*all emos have been defeated, objective complete*
*Game 3% of the way through*
*New character "Razor" unlocked*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 02:25:03 AM

*Scarface Larry refuses to believe the lack of emos*

*Scarface Larry and party (well, anyone with a boomshtick) goes off on the hunt to find the...dum dum dummmmm....LORD EMO*

*Scarface Larry and party go into a pub*

*but it's no ordinarrrrryy pub....it is the....*

* CHARAS PUB!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*ZKX casts "wackiness ensues" on all party members*

*And wackiness DID ensue....*

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Post by: MSlash67 on March 29, 2006, 02:29:11 AM

*MS runs around in underwear*
MS: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ZKX: dude, you were out of the spells casting range
Party: O.o
MS:....I knew that....
*MS puts clothes back on and picks up boomshtick and points it out window waiting for emos*

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Post by: shadus on March 29, 2006, 02:30:01 AM

*Shadus' nipples stop sucking on ZKX and bounce over to the bar*
*Shadus' nipples cast "ask for root beer.*

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 02:40:36 AM

*Chronoman turns around*
Chronoman:"No nipples at the bar!"
*ask for root beer fails*
*Chronoman casts boot out*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 02:42:06 AM

*Scarface Larry casts "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEE"*

*Bartender has no choice but to give him booze*

*ZKX casts "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEE"*

*Bartender has no choice but to give him booze*

*Bartender grumbles about mother being right when she told him to be a dentist*

*FFL threatens bartender with boomshtick for booze*

*Bartender gives the bloody booze*

*Scarface Larry, ZKX, and FFL all cast "drunken Stupor"*

*The trio is "drunk'd"*

*A drunken Hobo draws near*

*ZKX casts "Meh"*

*Drunken Hobo takes it as an insult!*

*Drunken Hobo transforms into "Whiny Emo"*

*A whiny Emo draws Near*

*FFL casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*FFL raises partie's post count by 3000*

*Status effect "Uber members" inflicted on party*

*FFL casts "Bannage", Drunken Hobo is banned*

*Party gains 45 exp*

*Scarface Larry gained a level*

*Scarface Larry learnt "Weak Flame"*

*Scarface Larry can now flame enemies weakly*

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 02:47:22 AM

*Chronoman serves the booze*
Chronoman:Lazy bunch of .....here you are sir.
*Chronoman casts file grevince.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 02:50:54 AM

*Upon drinking the secretly magical beer, Scarface Larry learned "Foo throw" and "roundhouse kick"*

*Scarface Larry advanced 1 level in the job class "Mr.Chuck T Norris"*

Has anyone noticed how this has become almost an RP, and, yes, DQ has job classes.

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 02:55:08 AM

*Chronoman stops casting "Grictine in the beer"*

*File greivence fails*

*Shauds' nipples fall over dead.*

*Chronoman casts "Ha"*

*"Ha" succesfullt hit the dead nipples.*

*Chronoman gains 23 exp.*

((Yeah I noticed after reading all of this.))

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 03:02:49 AM

*Scarface Larry casts "Foo Throw" on Shadus' Nipples*

*Chronoman casts "WTF"*

*WTF casting succesful, Chronoman is now confused*

*Chronoman casts "Dance for no apparent reason"*

*"Dance for no apparent reson" failed, Chronoman Can't dance*

*ZKX casts "Dance for a very good, yet nontheless non-apparent, reason"*

*Casting succesful*

*ZKX began to dance*

*And they danced into the night, until chronoman cut the beer supply, but by then everyone was passed out*

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 03:08:20 AM

*Chronoman casts "Push the drunks out with a broom"*

*Casting succesful everyone is push out with the broom*

*Chronoman casts "Lock"*

*Door succesfuly locks*

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Post by: Archem on March 29, 2006, 03:11:31 AM

*Archem casts On the Topic.*
*Game returns to topic.*
*Confronted by: 3 Werewolves, 2 Garden Gnomes, and 1 Partridge in a Pear Tree.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 03:18:03 AM

*Scarface Larry casts "Chuck Norris Roundhouse"*

*Door takes so much damage the power goes out*

*FFL casts "Backup Generator"*

*ZKX casts "Thank god"*

*Scarface Larry casts "Chuck Norris Roundhouse" again*

*Door and bar are nearly blown to oblvivion*

*no, not the elder scrolls game.*

*Chronoman casts "Run like fudging hell"*

*Casting succesful, Chronoman runs like hell*

*Scarface Larry casts "Loot booze and belongings"*

*ZKX and FFL both cast "cut of the loot"*

*ZKX recieves "A tankard of beer, Chronoman's Closet and Chronoman's stuffed Alex"*

*Scarface Larry recieves "Tankards of beer, Chronoman's porn collection, Chronoman's ps2, Chronoman's ps12 game collection"

*FFL recieves "Tankards of AlexWieser, the beer fit for a webmaster, Chronoman's TV, Chronoman's Bed, Chronoman's Couch, Chronoman's Stuffed Mod and Admin collection"*

*Chronoman recieved "Nothing, it all got stolen"*

*Chronoman casts "Contrived Plot device"*

*Chronoman goes on a quest to get his stuff back*

*Scarface Larry's plot twist senses tingle*

*ZKX's wacky sense tingles*

*ZKX throws a cream pie at a random bystander*

*ZKX gains 50 exp*

*ZKX gains a level*

*ZKX learns "Big Red Nose"*

*Random Bystander starts to cry because he's a 1 time NPC*

*Random Bystander goes on a quest to kill ZKX*

*Scarface Larry's Plot Twist senses really tingle*

KOOLOO LIMPAH!

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 04:04:14 AM

*Chronoman returns with IronMech*

Chronoman: Give back my Hentai and video games you fudge eaters!

*Chronoman casts "summon emo lord"*

*Emo lord emerges*

*Scarface larry has succesfuly sh^t his pants.*

*grictine takes effect!*

*Zkx and Sacrface larry run to bathroom*

*Diarea sataus effected on ZKx and Scarface larry!*

*Lord emo casts "Snack"

*Lord emo succesfult eats FFL's head!*

*Chronoman recives Stole good and 500 gold from Scareface larry as well as 568 exp.*

*Chronoman levels up!*

*Chronoman has leared burninate!*

Chronoman can now bbbbbuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn enemies!*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 29, 2006, 04:15:35 AM

*Scarface Larry casts "Foo Throw"*

*Mr.T Throws chronoman helluva far*

*Scarface Larry poops*

*ZXK casts "Big Red Nose"*

*Chronoman now has a big red nose*

*Chronoman: NOOOOO my nooooose!!!!*

*FFL casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*Chronoman's porn collection is locked*

*Chronoman: You.....Bastards.....My....Pretties*

*Chronoman casts "Hemmeroids"*

*FFL "hemmeroids" inflicted*

*Scarface Larry casts "Chuck Norris Light Speed Roundhouse"*

*Chuck Norris delivers a kick that could shatter bones, into the crotch, of Chronoman*

*Chronoman "Oh sweet jesus my nads" Status inflicted*

*ZXK casts "Cream Pie"*

*Chronoman catches the delicious pie and eats it*

*Chronoman casts "MMMmmmm Pie"*

*casting succesful, Chronoman likes pie*

*FFL casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*Chronoman's pants dissappear*

*Chronoman: How the hell did you do THAT???*

*FFL: I'm a mod, I can do anything to anyone*

*Chronoman casts "Mad Mod Skillz"*

*Casting failed, lol PWND*

A n00bLamerz draws near

*Chronoman steps on it with ironmech*

*n00bLamerz logs off because he's a lamer*

*Scarface Larry Pilfers porn and game collection*

*Scarface Larry casts "Foo Throw" and "LightSpeedRoundhouse"*

*The Porn collection and videogame collection is thrown into space, where chuck norris roundhouses them so hard the explode*

*Chonoman,ZXK, Scarface Larry, and FFL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

*Scarface Larry casts "Wrong target"*

*Chuck Norris and Mr.T are too awesome to care*

*What happened to the porn collection? What about the videogames?  :viking:  OMFG A VIKING LIEK OMG!!!!!*

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Post by: shadus on March 29, 2006, 04:23:52 AM

*S'sNs hop over to SFL.*
*S'sNs uses wisper.*
*SFL uses head nod.*
*SFL learns Summon skill *Shadus Nipples*

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 04:25:49 AM

*Chronomans casts rewind*

*Events rewind before ZKX casts big red nose*

*Chronoman Casts mimic*

*Chronoman delivers round house kick in iron mech*

*FFL and ZKX are launched into space*

*FFL and ZKX explode*

*User chunks fall onto Scarface larry*

*Chronoman casts Save porn to PSP memory stick!*

*Porn succesfuly copied!*

*Chronomans pervert rating goes up 69 points*

*Chronoman casts "Burninated"*

*SFL is on fire!*

*Emo Lord asks SFL out on a date*

*SFL refuses*

*Emo Lord eats his own head*

*Chronoman casts class down on SFL*

*SFL new class is Barney and teletubbies*

SFL:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Post by: shadus on March 29, 2006, 05:45:11 AM

*Shadus dose the same as in his last post*

*Scarface Larry cast Shadus' Nipples*

*Shadus' Nipples uses Nipples of darkness!*

*Cronoman take full PWNage + Owned damge.*

*Scarface Larry uses Boomstick to kill him off.*

*Cronoman dies.*

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 29, 2006, 05:57:39 AM

*ZKX and FFL cast "Reform like Terminator 2 bad guy"*
*ZKX and FFL reform*
*ZKX  pulls out hammah and beats FFL*
*FFL retalliates with "Groin Kick"*
*ZKX falls to floor*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 29, 2006, 08:05:52 PM

*Lord Emo draws near!*
*FFL casts Boomstick*
*Lord Emo is hurt for 43 emotional damage*
*ZKX casts Boomstick*
*Lord Emo is hurt for 9999 emotional damage*
*Lord Emo begins to attack!*
*Lord Emo uses special skill Cut Wrist*
*Party wins!*

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Post by: Razor on March 29, 2006, 08:41:44 PM

*A wild Razor appears*
*A wild MT11 appears*
*Razor uses "Distraction po- uh, car keys"*
Party is distracted!
*MT11 summons "Aslan"*
*Aslan is summoned*
*Aslan uses "maul" on MT11*
*Razor flees the battle*

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 11:07:49 PM

*Wild EMO appears!*

*EMO casts "use quiji board!"*

*Quiji succesful!*

*Chronoman spirit: I W I L L B E B A C K !*

*EMO jumps off a bridege.*

*Chronoman posseses his Iron Mech.*

*Chronoman squashes Shadus' nipples!*

*Iron mech gains 23 pwnd points!*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 29, 2006, 11:26:34 PM

MIC: Where's the plot? According to Ace, plot makes a game.
ZKX: Plot?
Shadus: Nipples are funny
MIC: Yeah, like, we have to go someplace to save the world or something?
FFL: You mean, something like saving the world from Raffles?
Shadus: NIPPLES!
MIC: Exactly!
Scarface Larry: So long as I can use my boomstick, it sounds like a plan!
Shadus: ****ing NIPPLES!
MIC: Great, so what do we do first?
ZKX: Shoe
FFL: We need to find an old man that tells us the world is in peril, and only the chosen on-
Shadus: ****ing NIPPLES BITCH!
FFL: -es, and we need to save the world.
Chronoman: woooowoooowooooowoooo! I'm a spoooooooky ghost!
MIC: Where can we find an old man in a world of emos?
Scarface Larry: Hmmmm...
Shad-
MIC: Shutup!
Shadus: *leaves*
ZKX: Let's try that cave over there.
*Everyone walks to cave*
FFL: Hmmm, we can't go in!
MIC: This must be that one cave where you need that key to get in.
Scarface Larry: Damn, so now we gotta go look for a key?
ZKX: Indeed.

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Post by: chronoman on March 29, 2006, 11:33:18 PM

Chronoman:.............BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadus:AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Shadus has succesfuly craped pants!*

*Shadus gains a +56 in stench!*

MIC:.....Like I said we need a key to fit int-

Shadus:nipples *****!*

MIC:o this....wait a minute!

*MIc puts shadus into the key hold and twists him.

MIC: A nipple key?

ZKX:Works for me.

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Post by: shadus on March 30, 2006, 05:29:53 AM

*Shadus' Nipples take 50 damage*

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Post by: neb87 on March 30, 2006, 07:05:07 AM

*Wild Broke Back appears*
*Wild Goth appears*
*Broke Back and Goth join together to create Super EMO*
*neb87 burns Super EMO's journels*
*Super EMO loses 1000000 HP*
*Super EMO gains 1000000 HP from shadus nipples*
*Shadus nipples are destroyed*
*Super EMO cast Depression*
*neb87 is infected with Suicidal Thoughts*
*Super EMO uses Tight Pants loses a turn*
*neb87 rediscovers the internet and Suicidal Thoughts is Removed*
*Super EMO cast 1 Billion Friends on Myspace.com*
*neb87 loses 1000 HP*
*neb87 uses Free MCR tickets and Razor Blades*
*Super EMO Listens to MCR and gains + 500 Suicidal Thoughts*
*Super EMO uses Sucide*
*neb87 laughs and gains 1000 HP*
*MIC uses PMS*
*Archem2 is instantly Killed*
*neb87 flees*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 30, 2006, 09:35:26 PM

*Inrun casts Temporary insanity.*
*Lord EMO is now under Inrun's control before he kills himself.*
*Inrun summons Goth Princess to field.*
*Inrun plays Forced Union.*
*Lord EMO and goth Princess fuse together to form Lord SHMUCK.*
*Lord SHMUCK gains 5000hp.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 30, 2006, 10:44:42 PM

*Scarface Larry casts "long and overdone adventure"*

*Casting failed, lol, PWND*

*Scarface Larry: WTF?*

*A wild "casting failed" draws near*

*Scarface Larry: Now that's just STUPID*

*Scarface Larry casts "summon ZKX"*

*ZKX walks over there, he was part of the party anyways.*

*ZKX casts "Summon FFL"*

*FFL casts "on the can"*

*Casting failed, live with it*

*The Casting Failed casts "Boomshtick"*

*Casting failed*

*The Casting Failed casts "Overexagerated sweatdrop"*

*Casting Failed*

*FFL casts "Long and undeniably useless adventure"*

*Casting Succesful, prepare to be transported to a intro*

*ZKX: oh nutbunnies*

*Scarface Larry: I KNEW this would happen, Meiscool told me to listnen, WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I????*

*FFL: Well, this was an unexpected event*

*Scarface Larry: You casted it*

*ZKX: Hey, since when did we have text*

*Scarface Larry: Well, since this is DQ, we're not the main characters.*

*FFL: Thank God*

*ZKX: But we're not NPC's either, I mean, I'm zany and wacky, Larry's, well, Zany and Wacky, and FFL is...*

*FFL: The same*

*Scarface Larry: Actually, we're going to say your absolutely moddish*

*FFL: Meh*

*ZKX: That can only mean one thing:*

*Scarface Larry casts "OMFG GASP"*

*Casting Succesful, you gasp*

*ZKX: We....might be...Villans!!!!*

*FFL: Strange, I never imagined myself as a evil Mod*

*ZKX: Well, none of us are flamers*

*Scarface Larry: Tragic Villans?*

*ZKX: pff, we wish*

*FFL: Yeah*

*Scarface Larry: Maybe....we're talking heros?*

*Zero Kirby Ex: Did anyone just feel like their name was finally said fully?*

*Scarface Larry and FFL: Nope*

*FinalFantasyLegenTwoandThreeRocks: OMG, I just felt it*

*Scarface Larry: I feel left out*

*ZKX: We must investigate this!*

*SCFL: OMFG, my name feels shortened*

*ZKX: Anyways, on with the investigation*

*And they did investigate it*

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Post by: shadus on March 31, 2006, 01:29:14 AM

*Shadus Nipple's Ghost's:Oh sorry my aim was off.*

*Shadus Nipple's Ghost's casts Name longer on MIC*

*Meiscool:Danm that soo hurts..*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on March 31, 2006, 01:40:19 AM

*Along their adventures, our three guys with dialogue ran into many e nemies.....WHO WERE, wait for it......,  EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL*

*A wild flamer draws near*

*ScarFaceLarry: Oh joy, ANOTHER ONE, this forest is full of variety*

*SFL casts "Bucket o' water"*

*The wild Flamer is doused with a bunch of water*

*But SCFL didn't realize that The Wild Flamer didn't refer to flames, but to one who insults people alot*

*FFL casts "Oh, the irony"*

*The Wild Flamer begins to consider the irony of it all*

*ZKX summons "Alanis Morrisette"*

*The wild flamer's head explodes because of the great forces of irony doing 9999 damage*

*ZKX: Honestly, I knew that would happen*



*A Big Green Booger Draws near*

*FFL: O____O*

*SFL: Isn't that taking slimes a bit FAR???*

*ZKX casts big red nose*

*The Big Green Booger has become a Big Red Nosed Booger*

*ZKX: Well, that didn't do anything*

*FFL casts "flame 3"*

*The Big Red Nosed Booger begins to cry because of the horrible insult assault*

*SFL casts "Roundhouse"*

*Chuck Norris kicks the Big Red Nosed Booger for "Mr.T" damage*

*You felled the Big Red Nosed Booger and the wild flamer*

*You get 1 exp*

*ALL: "********************************************"*

*Alex pops out of nowhere*

*Alex: Charas does not promote the blatant use of swears that are so long they take many many asteriks to censor. In asia, many children are put to work to make the asteriks we all take for granted.*

*This has been a Charas public service anouncement*

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Post by: Big_Duke on March 31, 2006, 01:47:46 AM

*Duke Listens*

*Duke uses Tittie Twister Purple Nurple on Shadus's Nipples*

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 31, 2006, 01:53:52 AM

*ZKX casts 'Eats Foot'*
*Villager: OH GOD YOU ATE MY FOOT!*
*ZKX casts 'Hammah to Face'*
*Larry and FFL run into Random Dog Shaped Monster!*
*RDSM casts 'Eat ZKX'*
*ZKX casts 'Futile Resistance'*
*The spell is ineffective*
*Larry: Hows the weather*
*FFL: Cloudy with a chance of pie*
*Larry: Bannana Cream?*
*FFL: Mincemeat*
*Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 31, 2006, 03:41:52 PM

*Inrun casts devolution.*
*Spell cannot be used now. SHMUCK stone required.*
*Inrun casts Eruption.*
*Lord SHMUCK casts Redirect.*
*The spell is redirected to FFL.*
*FFL takes 60000 damage.*
*FFL has fainted.*
*Inrun casts Eruption.*
*Lord SHMUCK casts Redirect.*
*The spell is redirected to MIC.*
*MIC takes 60000 damage.*
*MIC has fainted.*
*Inrun is out of usable Pukemon.*
*Inrun has blacked out.*

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Post by: shadus on April 02, 2006, 01:43:11 AM

*Everyone casts "that was stupid".*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 03, 2006, 02:26:46 PM

*Inrun respawns in crack city.*
*Inrun runs to Shadus.*
*Shadus casts "OWNage!!"*
*Cast failed.*
*Inrun casts "Good joke."*
*Cast failed.*
*Shadus casts "Sanity."*
*Cast failed.*
*MIC casts "STFU"*
*Cast failed.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 06, 2006, 01:50:45 AM

*A wild harmless peasent draws near*

*SFL casts "Brutalise"*

*congradulations, you just murdered a random peasent for no apparent reason.*

*You gain 20 exp regardless of your disregard for humanNPC life*

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Post by: shadus on April 06, 2006, 12:13:36 PM

*Shadus' nipples Ghost cast I'm Bord.*
*It works.Shadus' nipples ghost name turns into Bord*

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Post by: WarxePB on April 06, 2006, 12:35:05 PM

*Warxe comes in*
*Warxe: Sooo... what's happening here?*
*Wild Tree attacks!*
*Warxe casts "Eh?"*
*Spell successful, Warxe now inflicted with Canadian status*
*Wild Tree uses Giant Apples of Doom*
*Warxe casts GAoD Nullifier*
*Spell Failed*
*Warxe takes 503 damage*
*Warxe casts Heal+Barrier*
*Warxe recovers 503 HP*
*Warxe gains Barrier status*
*Warxe: Gotta love those dual-effect spells.*
*Wild Tree eats Evil Squirrel*
*Wild Tree morphs into GIANT EVIL WILD TREEE!*
*Warxe: That was one too many E's, buuuuuuut...*
*Warxe casts Deepfreeze*
*GEWT takes 4121 damage*
*GEWT is angry*
*Warxe casts "OWNAGE!"*
*GEWT gains +20 Idiot Crusher stat*
*GEWT casts DESTROY!!!!!!!1*
*Warxe dodges*
*Warxe casts Boom*
*GEWT takes 2402 damage*
*GEWT dies!*

*Warxe gains 230 EXP, 540 gold and an apple*

*Warxe: Sweet.*
*Warxe sees Shadus*
*Shadus casts "My name should be Gord!"*
*Spell Failed*
*Warxe throws an apple at Shadus*
*Shadus takes 3 damage*
*Shadus: What was that for?*
*Warxe: To distract you from this:*
*Warxe summons Leviathan*
*Leviathan casts Tsunami*
*Shadus takes 6500 damage*
*Shadus falls!*
*All houses in the area take 5402 damage*
*All houses crumble!*
*Warxe: Errrr... ooops.*
*Warxe casts "GTFO"*
*Warxe successfully runs from the burning wreckage*

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Post by: shadus on April 06, 2006, 01:07:47 PM

*Shadus:Wait I thought my name was Bord...*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 06, 2006, 04:56:54 PM

*Upon hearing about "Canadian" status, Scarface Larry realizes he has it inflicted all the time*

*Scarface Larry feels a strange urge to eat poutine and play hockey*

*Scarface Larry "Stereotype" status inflicted*

*Scarface Larry wonders who is narrating this thing*

*.....*

*Scarface Larry has died*

*Common Sensinality*

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Post by: WarxePB on April 06, 2006, 11:55:27 PM

*Warxe casts Revive+Eh? on Scarface Larry*
*Larry is revived*
*Larry is inflicted with CanadianX2 status*
*Larry gained a level!*
*What? Larry is evolving!*
*insert transformation here*
*Scarface Larry has evolved into Lumberjack Larry!*
*Warxe gains +7 Out of Context RPing 5k177Z*
*Warxe casts OWNAGE! on the landscape*
*The landscape was owned by Warxe*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 07, 2006, 01:35:26 AM

*Larry casts "Lumberjack song" on ZKX*

*ZKX: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day!*

*Warxe, upon catching the joke casts "canadian mounty choir"*

*Choir: Oh heees a lumber jack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!*

*ZKX: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!*

*Choir: heees a lumberjack and he's okay, he works all night and...he....wait, what?*

*a few verses later*

*ZKX: I like to wear womens cloooothiiinnggggg, just like my dear papa!*

*"Lumberjack song" condition off*

*ZKX: I swear to god Larry, If I catch you......*

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 07, 2006, 01:43:41 AM

((Dude, f***ing awesome XD I randomly sing that song all the time. Whats great is when strangers join in))

*ZKX gives Larry banana*
*ZKX: Now come at me!*
*Larry: Eh*
*ZKX: No, no. Raise it above your head. Now scream. Now charge!*
*Larry casts "Charge"*
*ZKX cats "Shoots Larry"*
*ZKX: Now that we have made him drop, the banana, I eat the banana. Thus he is disarmed.*
*Everyone casts "WTF?"*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 07, 2006, 01:59:32 AM

*Scarface Larry casts "Qumquat touche"*

*Scarface Larry begins to beat ZKX over the head with a qumquat*

*ZKX: WTF???*

*Scarface Larry casts "Roid Rage"*

*Scarface Larry continues the Qumquat beatings, but at a faster rate*

*Scarface Larry: Noone takes me bananas!*

*ZKX: You're after me lucky charms!!!*

*Shadus: Avast ye!*

*Everyone casts "sweet Jebus, WTF????"*

*Scarface Larry summons "Man eating poodle"*

*ZKX casts "Man eating Chiwawa(It's a typo, I know)"*

*Shadus casts "Nipples"*

*Casting failed*

*Shadus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo*

*Scarface Larry summons "God of Pantsism"*

*Scarface Larry and ZKX begin worshipping the god of pantsism*

*Shadus tries to summon his nipples, but it doesn't work, poor Shadus*

*A giant goldfish drops on shadus*

*Shadus has just been pwnd by a goldfish*

*Thank you, come again*

*Larry and ZKX begin to randomly sing the lumberjack song while overusing monty python jokes, they also threaten random passerby's if they don't join in, and fun is had by all, except those who refuse, they got quite a Qumquat beating*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 07, 2006, 06:12:28 PM

*Inrun releases lions*
*Guys with grapes take 50,000 damage.*
*Guys with grapes dies.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 08, 2006, 04:33:35 PM

(Noooo!!! Not Guy with grapes!!!)

*A wild pack of rabid cannibalistic oompa loompas draw near*

*What will you do, omfg?*

*Scarface Larry says "Eh?"*

*Scarface Larry "Lumberjack status" inflicted*

*Scarface Larry equips "+2 1337blade"*

*"1337 1umb34jz@cK" status inflicted*

*Scarface Larry casts "b00msht1cK"*

*Scarface Larry uses his 1337 b00msht1ck on teh enem13!!!ZOMG!!11*

*The wild pack of oompa loompas takes 1337 damage*

*The wild pack of oompa loompas got PWND*

*A wild commi smurf appears*

*Scarface Larry casts "n00b godmoding"*

*Scarface Larry becomes invincible in this RP*

*Commi Smurf casts "Wikipedia article"*

*Shadus takes 9999 damage*

*Shadus' nipples are KO'd*

*Scarface Larry summons "The Capitalist Goldfish"*

*A giant goldfish whips out mad 1337 ninja skillz on Commi Smurf!*

*Commi Smurf takes "Craploads" of damage*

*You f**king ownd commi smurf!*

*And Shadus' logic!*

*And quite possibly, his nipples!*

*The boss of the area draws near, Fuhrer Smurf!*

*DQ boss music plays*

*Scarface Larry casts "Call of the Canadian wild"*

*A enraged polar bear kicks Fuhrer Smurf in his special place*

*Fuhrer smurf's "Ability to have children" stat, lowered 12 points!*

*Fuhrer smurf casts "The working man"*

*Scarface Larry is still a 1337 lumberjzack, therefor still working!*

*Fuhrer Smurf is powerless against the 1337 1r0ny!*

*Scarface Larry summons "Pantsist god"*

*A giant goldfish wearing pants comes down and whips out super-uber-mad-1337-ninja-mariachi-pantsist-goldfish skilllzzzz*

*Fuhrer Smurf has been Mega-PWND*

*You gain "OMFG" exp*

*You stole his wallet, there was $2023 inside!*

*Freakin' sw33333t!*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 08, 2006, 06:41:56 PM

*Inrun casts "Kill Larry"*
*Larry cannot be killed.*
*Inrun casts "bribe."*
*Larry's 'invincibily' condition is ignored.*
*Larry takes 4000 damage.*
*Scarface Larry has died.*
*Inrun casts "LIVEit"*
*Inrun lifts his hand.*
*Out of his plam drips a red liquid.*
*The red liquid is moving.*


*The red liquid has taken the form of a tiny, child-like robot.*
*Anno approaches.*
*ZKX: "WTF?"*
*Anno launches giant wire and wraps it around ZKX.*
*ZX takes 6000 damage.*

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 08, 2006, 10:31:57 PM

*Scarface Larry reforms like teh terminator*

*Scarface Larry casts "Mega Boomshtick PWNAGE"*

*X_marks_teh_Ed casts "Bum bum bummmmmmm"*

*FFL casts "interesting commentary"*

*Alex flies out of nowhere and bestows his charasness upon all*

*Scarface Larry casts "Qumquat throw"*

*X_marks_the_ed (Now refered to as "cinderella") takes 10 dmg*

*Cinderella: WTF???*

*Cinderella: MY NAME'S NOT CINDERELLA*

*Scarface Larry: Whatever, I control this post, NOW MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!!!*

*Cinderella: Curses.*

*Cinderella casts "1337 Gr1ll3d Ch33s3"*

*Scarface Larry eats the "1337 Gr1ll3d Ch33s3*

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 08, 2006, 10:34:31 PM

*Cinderella: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!! I don't 3v3n know 1337!!!*

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 08, 2006, 10:47:33 PM

A Cinderella draws near!
An Ed draws near!

Cinderella chants the spell of l337 5p34l<.
Thy hit points are reduced by 28.

Command?

FFL chants the spell of Sacrifice.
Cinderella's hit points are reduced by 9999.
Ed's hit points are reduced by 9999.
FFL's hit points are reduced by 9999.

Thou art dead.

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 08, 2006, 11:55:06 PM

Best DQ message ever: *Thou hast got pwnd, thou art a n00b, woudst thou leik a 1337 cookie?*

*A wild rainforest activist appears*

*Scarface Larry casts "Burn the F**ers BURN!"*

*You just burnt down the rainforest, good for you.*

*Scarface Larry: Vw00t!*

*You gained a +10 Political Incorrectness mace*

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 09, 2006, 04:42:27 PM

*A wild Chuck Norris was spoted!*
*Combat enaged!*
*Run comand excepted*
*Party tries to run*
*Flee fails*
*Chuck Norris uses Round House Kick*
*Party takes 1337 damage*
*Party is pwned*

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Post by: shadus on April 09, 2006, 05:28:05 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Meiscool
*A wild Chuck Norris was spoted!*
*Combat enaged!*
*Run comand excepted*
*Party tries to run*
*Flee fails*
*Chuck Norris uses Round House Kick*
*Party takes 1337 damage*
*Party is pwned*

Meiscool messed up.It should be more like 9999999999 damage.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 09, 2006, 09:23:30 PM

...... do you even know what 1337 is?

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Post by: Weerd Thing on April 09, 2006, 09:32:39 PM

*Weerd Thing uses spell "Hellfire Cannon" on Meiscool and shadus because they didn't post in the style of Dragon Quest*
*Meiscool and shadus take infinite damage*

W££rd

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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 11, 2006, 02:30:18 AM

Weerd Thing approaches.

drenrin casts *GTFO*
Weerd Thing gets the **** out.

Victory!

You gain 2 EXP and 1 one measely gold!

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 12, 2006, 03:29:21 AM

* A wild group of geriatric seniors draw closer *

*Scarface Larry casts "random violence" on ZKX*

*Casting successful, ZKX sure wants to beat the living hell out of the tourists*

*Scarface Larry casts "All your base"*

*The Group of senior tourists are ownd by teh 1337ness*

*ZKX summons "Webmaster Alex"*

*The group of senior tourists explode because Alex is possibly the greatest human being on earth*

*Scarface Larry: Wow....*

*Hands ZKX $20*

*Scarface Larry: It actually worked, summoning Alex really does own everything and everyone....*

*ZKX: Except Chuck Norris.*

*Scarface Larry: Chuck Norris isn't human, you can't even look at him without being overwhelmed with awesomness*

*ALEX: CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD, I'M LIKE A DEMIGOD COMPARED TO HIM.*

*And everyone learned a valubale lesson, well, actually two,
1.Scarface Larry can't spell.
2.Chuck Norris freaking rocks.*

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Post by: Weerd Thing on April 13, 2006, 01:43:57 AM

*Weerd Thing casts "OFTG"*

*Weerd Thing reverses drenrin's spell*

*Weerd Thing casts *W££rdn£§§* on the next poster*

*Next poster dies*

W££rd

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Post by: Scarface Larry on April 17, 2006, 06:35:34 PM

*Scarface Larry ish dead*

*Scarface Larry casts "OH NOES!!!!!!111shift+1shift+1!!!"*

*Weerd Thing has effectivly pwnd larry*

EDIT: 600 POSTS, WOOOOOOT!

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 22, 2006, 11:36:36 PM

*Meiscool casts "posts + 2"*
*Spell failed*