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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Meiscool-2 on April 15, 2006, 03:28:07 PM

Title: Ok.... Onling Gaming Greatness
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 15, 2006, 03:28:07 PM

Right, so, I'm playin Guild Wars, and one of those people that if he kills you he has to get all in your face about it beats me. So, I'm res'ed and I go after him alone and own him. I then go "Oh yeah, you owned me soooooo bad."

His comeback: "Shutup you virgin motha ****er."

.... Best contradiction ever.

I know they already have a thread for Retarded Crap like this, but it died awhile ago, and I wanna know the most retarded moments in your online gaming, be in MMORPG or Halo online.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 15, 2006, 04:01:42 PM

Something like this has happened to me in most online games I've played.

"Giv me ur password"
"No."
"Y not?"
"Why should I?"
"Giv me ur password"

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Post by: Drace on April 15, 2006, 04:59:32 PM

I remember one noob running over my damned nades all the time in Call of Duty. Every single time. Like he just waited for me to throw 'em.

Oh, go play WoW. You'll find your share of morons and retards there. Luckily, I'm not retarded so I dissed 90% of the retards. The other 10% blocked me... lame-asses.

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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 15, 2006, 05:45:43 PM

Gah, when I played FFXI, I got stupid crap all the time...

for starters, poeple asking for gil...that bugged me, XD even funny the amount of noobs that try and act big... I can remember this ooone time

*cue thought bubble*

Somenoob: "Gil plz"
Me: "?"
Somenoob: "can I have gil plz?"
Me: "Sorry, I'm broke at the moment"
Somenoob: "omfg, y not?!"
Me: "I told you, I'm broke -_-"
Somenoob: "Go get some Gil!"
Me: "-_-; Dude, I'm not giving you any for two reasons:"
Me: "1: I'm broke, and cant be F***** getting any right now"
Me: "And 2: I don't DO charity in this game, go work for it"
Somenoob: "omg, ur a noob"
Me: " Haha, whatever mate, not me asking for money"
Somenoob: "Yo momma asks for money"
Me: "-_-; come back when you've worked on your insults"

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Post by: Grandy on April 15, 2006, 07:12:27 PM

 Just to clarify: this Tar-telemmaite dude was killing some swamp trolls in a cave, and he got made because I walked NEAR a body and he though I'd steal his loot, and he did seal a fish from me before, anyway, this is the conversation that follows:

 NOTE: Dunno if it's an expression used in another MMORPGs, but "hunted" means "I'll kill ya latter"

Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Tar-telemmaite the druid: Atikkus
Tar-telemmaite the druid: hunted
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...in a non-PVP world?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yes
Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...how?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you will see.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: like, it is impossible to lure now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And you can't directly hit me
Tar-telemmaite the druid: that what u think.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: key word
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: think
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Directly?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Hit?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Me?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I give up
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: The only thing you can do is keep killing what I'm killing, and steal my loot
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and get you banned
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: How?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: my gm friend in rl
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Seriously? Well, I know Santa.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is at my house right now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Good, good, I'm pretty sure the CIP team would LOVE to know you're using thepower of a friends in your own benefic
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nop
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you thiefing my kills and loot
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And so did you.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats good enough for ban, and he saw it
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Oh, yeah?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yep
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: He can lick my balls, if he want
Tar-telemmaite the druid: good luck with that
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nooby
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I'll keep that in mind.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he said he can get u banned for about 2 weeks
Tar-telemmaite the druid: unless u pay me
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: -yawns-
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightman
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightmare*
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Say, where are you from?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: why would i tell you?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: That way you can prove, if you live in the same country than this GM, point for you
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: But you would still have to live in the same town
Tar-telemmaite the druid: gm's dont say there location
Tar-telemmaite the druid: idoit
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Nor do you, as I can see.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, if you're gonna try and ban me only 'cause of ONE SINGLE Swamp Troll,then, hey, I at least am not desesperate.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, its Idiot, not idoit
Tar-telemmaite the druid: well, it will get you noobs out of this game.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What your level?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: 25 and 62
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...And you're in the Swamp Trolls why?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: soul points
Tar-telemmaite the druid: duh
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I though you can't get soul points, unless you're killing the monsters for yourlevel... or something
Tar-telemmaite the druid: exactly
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats what im doing
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Swamp Troll is for level 25? God, CIP is dumb!
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: So... You're going to ban me, but lets make a bet: I'll keep you in my VIP, if Idon't get banned, well, we can all see who is trying to pretend "OMGz0rz! I no a GM!!!1!1!!11!!1one!!1", ifI get banned, however, you'll be right, you know a GM.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: BUT
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: This GM will NOT be doing his work right
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I could tell tht CIP would probaly fire him or something
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And again, even if it is for soul points: You can get them by killing stronger monsters, which would give you EXP too, so why are you here again?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Are you AFK?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: AFK is against the rules as well
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I think this friend GM of yours could confirim that
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I could get you banned for that
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What is it? You won't respond?
 (A player with this name is not connected)

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After that, I've been sending him some letters:

 Tar-telemmaite the druid
Venore

 Your friend still didn't ban me, could you please tell him to hurry up and do it already? I have more things to do.

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Tar-telemmaite the druid
Venore

 I’m still wasn’t banned. What’s going on?

 Your friend, Atikkus D. Gizrael
 P.S.: I’m pretty sure this friend of yours would be happy on telling us where is he from. Please, ask him to send me a PM, when I’m on-line, or something.
 P.S.2: Learn how to use caps.

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Tar-telemmaite the druid
Venore

 I'm getting a little worried, it has been three months and your friend haven't banned me yet, did something happen to him?

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Post by: MrMister on April 15, 2006, 07:28:07 PM

All the time:

Me: *shoots him* Haha, how did I pull off that shot?
Him: homo
Me: I'm not gay. I like women.
Him: u queer homo ur 45 and liv in ur parents basement
Me: I'm 22, I'm married, own a house, and am an orphan. Please leave me alone, you degenerate bag of ****.
Him: *shoots me* u fag haha i kicked ur @$$ lol
Me: What is your problem? Get your **** straight and leave me alone.
Him: u arnt strait lol
Me: **** OFF AND DIE. *shoots him*
Him: u suck
Me: No, I actually won. About 13 times. You are a complete retard, goodbye.

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Post by: Grandy on April 15, 2006, 07:32:46 PM

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Originally posted by MrMister
All the time:

Me: *shoots him* Haha, how did I pull off that shot?
Him: homo
Me: I'm not gay. I like women.
Him: u queer homo ur 45 and liv in ur parents basement
Me: I'm 22, I'm married, own a house, and am an orphan. Please leave me alone, you degenerate bag of ****.
Him: *shoots me* u *** haha i kicked ur @$$ lol
Me: What is your problem? Get your **** straight and leave me alone.
Him: u arnt strait lol
Me: **** OFF AND DIE. *shoots him*
Him: u suck
Me: No, I actually won. About 13 times. You are a complete retard, goodbye.

 XD this is teh funny conversation

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Post by: Smokey_locs2006 on April 15, 2006, 07:35:50 PM

"plvl plllllz"

"no"

"PLLLLLLZ"

"no"

"I have a lvl 130 reborn archer-archer he will pk you"

"Well have him plvl you"

"he's on another server"

if you ever played Conquer Online you'll know why....

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Post by: Grandy on April 15, 2006, 07:37:18 PM

What's plvl?

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Post by: charaman on April 15, 2006, 07:56:05 PM

its like a low level teams up with a high level so that the lower level person levels up quicker.

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Post by: MrMister on April 15, 2006, 08:34:15 PM

Ah, yes.

In WoW.
Pantego: Me
bonecrake: Idiot

bonecrake: last nite wun f my kats was lieing n me nd it's brother started hving sx wit it
Pantego: You told that story yesterday.
Pantego: How can it be 'last nite' two days in a row?
bonecrake: i dint say laste nite ystrdy
Pantego: Mind using vowels? Actually, I don't carre if you do, just use them.
bonecrake: no
Pantego: Yes.
bonecrake: good combak!!!
Pantego: It's not a comeback, because you didn't insult me.
Pantego: Go back to English class you cumbucket.
bonecrake: u r a fagit
Pantego: It's spelled 'faggot', and I'm not one.
Pantego: I think you're just insecure about your own sexuality.
Pantego: If I was you I'd just be insecure about my spelling.
Pantego: Of course that's just me.
bonecrake: my kat really f.ked his brother u noov
Pantego: First of all, this game doesn't have a language filter on, and second of all, what the hell is a noov/f.k/kat/laste/combak/fagit?
Pantego: You know your name sort of looks like brokeback.
bonecrake: urs looks like ur mom
bonecrake: lol
Pantego: No one is laughing.
Random guy: GET OUT OF TRADE CHAT BITCHES
bonecrake: sut up n00b

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 15, 2006, 09:01:11 PM

I have a few. In Runescape, of course.

1. A player named 'Mstrscammer' said, "I'm not scamming."

2. A n00b says "I have a level 354 main account that can PWN you all!!"

(The maximum level in runescape is level 126.)

3.
n00b: Your momma!!
Xmarkstheed: What does that even mean?
n00b: Your momma!!
Xmarkstheed:  -.-'
n00b: Hahahaha!! I pwnz0rz you!!
Xmarkstheed: You keep telling yourself that.
n00b: Your momma does!!
Xmarkstheed: Been scammed by anyone lately?
n00b: Yeah, by your mom!!
Xmarkstheed: -.-'
Xmarkstheed: Is that all you can say?
n00b: That's all your mom can say.
n00b: Hahahahaaaahahaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xmarkstheed: Fine. I'll be over here, where it's sane.


The above are all just minimum examples and reasons why i disable the public chat for my character.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 15, 2006, 09:21:42 PM

XD to the PMs Grandy

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Post by: Leon_1990 on April 15, 2006, 09:37:38 PM

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Originally posted by Smokey_locs2006
"plvl plllllz"

"no"

"PLLLLLLZ"

"no"

"I have a lvl 130 reborn archer-archer he will pk you"

"Well have him plvl you"

"he's on another server"

if you ever played Conquer Online you'll know why....

aaagh! the reason I quit conquer -_-; I feel your pain Smokey

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Post by: Rikushinblade on April 16, 2006, 04:55:38 AM

Its always the noobs who complain...but we all have to understand that where like that in some point...yea good to a noob al over again..but then again...ahh don't mind me :(

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Post by: Linkizcool on April 17, 2006, 12:40:55 AM

I used to go around In Guild Wars saying "Want free stuff!"

then one guy was calling everybody sexually imposiible adjectives, and so I started messaging the guy with annoying messages like "hahahaha you said penis" and crap like that. When he blocked me, I started talking into the "everybody" chat function saying stuff like "hahaha you can never not listen to me"

Good times.

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Post by: shinotebasiiackh on April 17, 2006, 12:56:39 AM

Two funny happenings from Americas Army.


james: omfg u killed me u noob


Macky33: OMG!
Macky33: how the **** did you kill me
ADD)SleepAid: Well, I shot you.
Macky33: but how?
ADD)SleepAid: Left click.

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Post by: Linkizcool on April 19, 2006, 04:21:40 AM

Playing SC: BroodWar online today

Me = DingleBird_G

DingleBird_G: Hey guys I g2g in like 10 mins
Teammate: HEY DING
Teammate: YOU FATT
DingleBird_G: No, I'm not fat. I have a six pack.
Teammate: Your a six pack
Teammate: hahahaha LOL
DingleBird_G: you wish.
Other Teammate: haha funny convo.

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Post by: Shady Ultima on April 19, 2006, 03:35:12 PM

Why are people such idiots online?

I've had a few on WarCraft 3 and Runescape, none that I remember off the top of my head, but it bugs me when people on a game are talkin their mouths off. I so badly wish that I could meet some of these guys and knock their faces in.

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Post by: Almeidaboo on April 19, 2006, 04:40:50 PM

I never do this kinda stuff and all, but I DO fool people...Like, I used to trade stupid itens (like, 10z worth stuff) for green apples in Ragnarok. I made a fortune out of newbies...I never felt bad, it´s just a game.

But I´m always nice, and in Flyff I used to give free power leveling.

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Post by: Archem on April 22, 2006, 04:18:53 AM

Hmm... I don't recall a time where I've ever memorized (or partially memorized) any such occurances. Or even recall that many. I basically just heard a "free stuff plz!" like, once or twice a week/month in RuneScape. And Conquer... Let's just say that plvling, huge-mongous level gaps, and "OMFG MY M41N WILL S0 PWNZ0RZ J00 N00B!!!1!11!11" is enough to kill anything that was good with it. Hehe... I wish I could make an MMO...

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 22, 2006, 12:50:35 PM

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Originally posted by Archem2
Hmm... I don't recall a time where I've ever memorized (or partially memorized) any such occurances. Or even recall that many. I basically just heard a "free stuff plz!" like, once or twice a week/month in RuneScape. And Conquer... Let's just say that plvling, huge-mongous level gaps, and "OMFG MY M41N WILL S0 PWNZ0RZ J00 N00B!!!1!11!11" is enough to kill anything that was good with it. Hehe... I wish I could make an MMO...

Only once or twice a week? You're lucky. I give away free tips to people like that. (Tip: Get a life.)

I hate the whole "main account thing." What do levels have to with an argument about mining?

Here's how to make that comment go away: "Are we in the wildy? Oh, I guess not. It's too bad that you suck, but I have my own problems to deal with... you."

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Post by: Drace on April 22, 2006, 01:05:37 PM

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Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

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Originally posted by Archem2 Hmm... I don't recall a time where I've ever memorized (or partially memorized) any such occurances. Or even recall that many. I basically just heard a "free stuff plz!" like, once or twice a week/month in RuneScape. And Conquer... Let's just say that plvling, huge-mongous level gaps, and "OMFG MY M41N WILL S0 PWNZ0RZ J00 N00B!!!1!11!11" is enough to kill anything that was good with it. Hehe... I wish I could make an MMO...

Only once or twice a week? You're lucky. I give away free tips to people like that. (Tip: Get a life.)

I hate the whole "main account thing." What do levels have to with an argument about mining?

Here's how to make that comment go away: "Are we in the wildy? Oh, I guess not. It's too bad that you suck, but I have my own problems to deal with... you."

Me: Go away noob, I'm mining this.
Noob: me getz main acoent! main izzz lvl 1000!!!!!!!!11!!1!!! rolfmao

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 22, 2006, 05:57:21 PM

XD roflmao.

That is so true.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 22, 2006, 10:34:33 PM

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Originally posted by shinotebasiiackh
Macky33: OMG!
Macky33: how the **** did you kill me
ADD)SleepAid: Well, I shot you.
Macky33: but how?
ADD)SleepAid: Left click.

Greatness.