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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on April 25, 2006, 05:30:52 PM
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang
Grandy
adj. more unpleasant than usual.
"Homie, I'm not going to shop for that video - it's Grandy!"
Lord Raffles
v. to inject drugs into buttocks.
"Mind you don't Lord Raffles, old chap."
God
n. someone who flaunts people.
"Yo, check out that God's people!"
Charas
n. a person with more than one boy.
"Want me to understand that Charas, bud?"
Supercalifragilispialido
n. a policeman.
"Check out that Supercalifragilispialido, Nigel!"
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Drace
v. to insult something in a foreign fashion.
"If you don't Drace, Sally, I will."
Razor
n. 1. a bad police car. 2. a flashy pair of sunglasses.
"My friend, I'm no Razor!"
Robotam
interj. phrase suggesting that someone insult something.
"Shana - Robotam!"
Tomi
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better Tomi, my man."
O rly!?
n. a type of burger.
"Yo, check out this O rly!?!"
Ya rly!
interj. casual greeting.
"Ya rly!, fool." "Ya rly!."
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MSlash67
n. a policeman which the speaker wants to see.
"Bud! Gimme a MSlash67!"
ZeroKirbyX
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Billie, shall we love some contraceptives?" "ZeroKirbyX!"
SleepAid
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better SleepAid, Dad."
Queemo
adj. of a pretty nature.
"Mom, you're so Queemo - chase my DJ!"
^Chase my DJ?! WTF!?!
n00b
adj. not miserable.
"Dawg - she's n00b!"
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shady ultima
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the shady ultima, Sabrina?"
Beautiful... just beautiful.
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Originally posted by Shady Ultima
shady ultima
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the shady ultima, Sabrina?"
Beautiful... just beautiful.
Seriously, it does give that.
Rimmer
n. an old-school term for sex.
"Got some Rimmer?" "Yeah, I'm your man for Rimmer, Billie."
^
XDDDDDDDDDD Rimmer only had sex one time in his life! (Red Dwarf talk)
Good Charlotte
adj. small but not desirable.
"That disco is so Good Charlotte!"
^
Roflmao!
bestiality
n. an old-school term for boys.
"Hey, Jesse! Sexy bestiality!"
^
Wrong... just wrong...
Bush
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Kid, can I share your television programme?" "Bush!"
^
*Snickers*
George W. Bush
n. mid-nineties term for gold.
"Got some George W. Bush?" "Yeah, I'm your man for George W. Bush, Brian."
^
Roflmao
Cock
n. an expensive policeman.
"Buddy! Gimme a Cock!"
^
ZOMG ROFLOLMAO *heartattack*
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SonicChaos7
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That pet animal is SonicChaos7-famous, Grandma."
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BAHAHAHA!
Shinotebasiiackh
n. a friend, particularly a desirable one.
"Homie, that Shinotebasiiackh is desirable!"
Who the **** says homie and desirable in the same sentence?
SleepAid
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better SleepAid, Dad."
Shneed
n. an ostentatious or miserable mobile phone.
"Did you sniff the last Shneed, man?"
drunkasfuck
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Girl, shall we inject drugs into some chart music?" "Drunkasfuck!"
guvno
n. 1. a video. 2. music.
"Want to tell people about that guvno, Frank?"
hoy
n. a person without a tattoo.
"Nigel, that hoy is so unpleasant!"
(Those last two are russian cuss words)
kitty kat.
n. sex without crack cocaine.
"What's with the kitty kat., Sally?"
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RPG
n. sex, often high-quality.
"Grandma, this RPG is really high-quality!"
RPG Maker
n. LSD without hair.
"Hey, girl! Nice RPG Maker!"
Sphere
adj. likely to laugh at LSD.
"Jesse, what happened? Your policeman is Sphere!
Guitar
v. to understand someone or something.
"If you don't Guitar, dude, I will."
Homie
n. cocaine, often flashy.
"Jackie, you can't insult Homie!"
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Spike
n. a collective or quantitative noun for school.
"Homie, that's a whole Spike of school!"
sword
n. complicated acronym, meaning friends.
"Let's get ourselves some crude sword, fool."
mushroom cap
n. an exclamation of surprise.
"Mushroom cap!"
pie
n. an old-school term for lipstick.
"Let's get ourselves some sexy pie, Billie."
emo
v. to laugh at marijuana.
"I'm telling you, Billie totally wanted to emo!"
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hell angel
adj. nice or enormous.
"What do you think, man?" "Hell angel, my friend!"
Yes... Yes I am...
:Edit:
jdbfijfghrg
n. (vulgar) a pet animal.
"So I was like 'jdbfijfghrg?', and Grandma was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Shana was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"
LMAO.
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Bluhman
v. to shoot lipstick with money.
"I can't believe Reggie tried to Bluhman!"
Fart
v. to shout at someone or something.
"Shh, bud, I'm trying to Fart."
IT'SA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
adj. owning a police car.
"Frank, what happened? Your person is IT'SA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Cigarette
n. 1. a party. 2. firearms.
"That Cigarette is cute, kid!"
Party
adj. of an irritating nature.
"Careful, buddy, she's Party."
Irritating
adj. of a stolen nature.
"I'm feeling Irritating tonight, boy."
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kijuki
adj. owning an arcade game.
"That female is so kijuki!"
wow, that makes little sense.. like me!
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It no findie for me *cries* I'm getting that stupid 404 page.. _sweat_
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midnight
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, old chap - midnight?" "Midnight."
i get an eerie feeling of irony o.O
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tape worm
adj. crude but not unpleasant.
"Reggie, what happened? Your web site is tape worm!"
ZOMG
v. (vulgar) to chase someone.
"'Scuse me while I ZOMG, Billy."
French
adj. like a vehicle.
"Don't be so French, dude."
Pablo
adj. small.
"That video is so Pablo!"
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LMAO this thing is STUPID
Smokey Locs
adj. sexy or expensive.
"I need a Smokey Locs unit of currency, and I need it now, Shana."
Wood Ink
adj. dangerous.
"Buddy! That's totally Wood Ink!"
Noob
n. complicated acronym, meaning friends.
"Grandma, where's my Noob?"
Myspace
v. to love someone or something.
"The gang are going to Myspace, tomorrow."
Charas Project
n. mid-eighties term for cola.
"I'm gonna play with your Charas Project, fool."
All of All
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better All of All, Jesse."
This **** is dumb
n. someone who flaunts money.
"Nigel, check out that This ****'s dumb's money!"
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LOL!!
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warxe
adj. likely to kiss crack cocaine.
"Check out my warxe credit card!"
:(
saikar
n. an old-school term for music.
"Bud, this saikar is really ugly!"
XDXDXDROFLMAO
hoysha
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Shana and Jose are hoysha?"
:(
i can shoot missiles lol
n. a stolen or enormous car.
"That's an i can shoot missiles lol and a half!"
Hehe
kefka
adj. dangerous or illegal.
"Dawg, what happened? Your friend is kefka!"
If my friend was Kefka, I'd say more than that. O.o
alex
n. a house or home.
"Want to disrespect that alex, bud?"
Could be Alex's new catchphrase!
boobs
adj. unable to think about LSD.
"Careful, Billie, she's boobs."
...no comment
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Duke Nukem
n. a pet animal, particularly a popular one.
"My friend, that Duke Nukem is popular!"
XD
Santa Clause
v. to threaten something in a happy fashion.
"Grandma, don't Santa Clause!"
ROFL
drool
n. 1. a disco. 2. snacks.
"What's with the drool, my friend?"
O_o
Donkey Kong
n. someone who flaunts money.
"Officer, check out that Donkey Kong's money!"
XD ROFL
zelda
adj. enormous.
"What do you think, homie?" "Zelda, old chap!"
demon
n. a collective or quantitative noun for lipstick.
"Billie, that's a whole demon of lipstick!"
evil monkey
n. drugs, often bad-smelling.
"I'm gonna inject drugs into your evil monkey, buddy."
wtf? O_o
poop
adj. overly fond of snacks.
"Don't, Nigel, he ain't poop."
<_<
darkfox
n. lies, but also a secret code-word for homework.
"Want some darkfox, boy?"
Shhhhhh...
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chuck
adj. more tiny than usual.
"I wish my house or home was chuck."
norris
interj. casual greeting.
"Norris, Dad." "Norris."
chuck norris
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Buddy, I just saw Frank and Sally, going to smoke a gun!" "Chuck norris!"
*falls almost dead of laughter*
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KAAAAAHHHNNNN!
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better KAAAAAHHHNNNN!, Sally."
XD
Rodney Dangerfield
v. to become ostentatious.
"Are you trying to Rodney Dangerfield, homie?"
O_O No?
Sonic the Hedgehog
n. a person with more than one car.
"Jesse, I'm no Sonic the Hedgehog!"
*falls over laughing*
asplode
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Homie, I just saw Shana and Brian, going to attack a tattoo!" "Asplode!"
XD XD XD XD!!!!
n00b
adj. not miserable.
"Dawg - she's n00b!"
Megaman
n. a bad or high-quality car.
"That Megaman is bad, Brian!"
gravy
n. cola, but also a secret code-word for people.
"My friend, where's my gravy?"
Max Payne
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Bud, can I shoot your pair of sunglasses?" "Max Payne!"
So random. XD
Ace of Spades
n. school, but also a secret code-word for drugs.
"All your Ace of Spades are belong to us, old chap."
XD XD XD XD!!!
kitty
adj. happy.
"I wish my burger was as kitty as yours, Nigel."
NO DON'T EAT THA KITTY!! >_<
edit: I'm done for now XD
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FFL
v. to understand one's club.
"Shh, Sally, I'm trying to FFL."
Troll
adj. like a child.
"Kelly, do you think I'm Troll?"
Mod
v. to intentionally buy a thong.
"Why do you Mod, Jose?"
Admin
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Girl, I just saw Mom and Dad, going to see a thong!" "Admin!"
Global mod
interj. casual greeting.
"Global mod, dude." "Global mod."
Sai'Kar
n. magazines without teeth.
"Shana, you can't love Sai'Kar!"
:p
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TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!
adj. owning a boy.
"Jose is way more TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!! Than Reggie."
1
n. violence.
"Hey, buddy! Sexy 1!"
ZOMG
v. (vulgar) to chase someone.
"'Scuse me while I ZOMG, Billy."
007
v. to have sex with a credit card.
"Shh, Jackie, I'm trying to 007."
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HAVE SEX WITH A CREDIT CARD?!
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I don think that's physically possible o.o
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Jesus
adj. overly fond of alcohol.
"What do you think, Sabrina?" "Jesus, dude!"
Batman
n. mid-eighties term for girls.
"I'm gonna enjoy your Batman, Billy."
Oesteoporosis
n. mid-nineties term for garbage.
"You have the most bad-smelling Oesteoporosis, buddy."
Ewhat?
Arfenhouse
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That family member is Arfenhouse-sexy, Billy."
Adolf
interj. casual greeting.
"Adolf, Frank." "Adolf."
Hitler
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That boy is Hitler-secret, Jesse."
Adolf Hitler
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better Adolf Hitler, dude."
How can two words with different meanings when used in a particular order have a whole new meaning?
Crazy broken teen English.
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Warxe_Phoenixblade
n. someone who flaunts money.
"Sally, check out that Warxe_Phoenixblade's money!"
...O_o same as Donkey Kong.
super crushyness of bone snapping doom
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Girl, are you coming down to super crushyness of bone snapping doom's?"
What the..? O_o
OMG HITLER!
adj. unable to make fun of drugs.
"Dad, you're so OMG HITLER!."
XD
Devil Summoner
n. (vulgar) a DJ.
"Man, you're getting a Devil Summoner!"
fear teh end is near!
ultros
n. complicated acronym, meaning drugs.
"Hey, dawg, can you hook me up with some ultros?"
Whu?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
n. school, but also a secret code-word for non-alcoholic drinks.
"Reggie, where's my Texas Chainsaw Massacre?"
o_o...
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***
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"***! I knew you couldn't inject drugs into my pair of sunglasses!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Monkey
n. a happy or outrageous teacher.
"Buddy, that Monkey is happy!"
ROFL
Porno
n. ecstasy, often crude.
"I'm gonna dance with your Porno, man." "No you're not, Sally."
*falls over laughing* Dance with your porno....
WHEEEEEE
v. to smoke ecstasy.
"The gang are going to WHEEEEEE, tomorrow."
I didnt know you smoke ecstasy....
****
n. mid-eighties term for food.
"Dude, this **** is really old!"
For the record I typed 4 asterisks and I got this
****
v. to intentionally punch a thong.
"The gang are going to ****, tomorrow."
This one isnt 4 asterisks (Sh*t)....punch a wha?
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Originally posted by MSlash67
I didnt know you smoke ecstasy....
Actually, you can lace weed with it. So you CAN smoke it...
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so I said "hey, you like watch movies?" and he was like, "yeah, whatever d00d." and I was like "wow" and he was like "FART" and I was like "ew" and he was like "What?" And then we laughed.. and then I died for no reason at all.
n. (vulgar) a man.
"Check out her so I said "Hey, you like watch movies?" and he was like, "Yeah, whatever d00d." and I was like "Wow" and he was like "FART" and I was like "Ew" and he was like "What?" And then we laughed.. and then I died for no reason at all. - let's sell it!"
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Ah.
Penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your Penis, dude."
....WHAT THE HELL?!
I was all "NO WAY" and he was all "Hells yeah!", I was all "**** NO!!" and this girl was all "WTF?!"
adj. colourful or exceptional.
"Kid - she's I was all "NO WAY" and he was all "Hells yeah!", I was all "**** NO!!" and this girl was all "WTF?!"!"
use sentences in it...its funny
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*********************
v. to bad-mouth breasts with girls.
"Man, I really need to *********************."
...
X...D
trawgdawg, foo
adj. like a woman.
"Careful, Frank, she's trawgdawg, foo."
poop
adj. overly fond of snacks.
"Don't, Nigel, he ain't poop."
Falco Lombardi
adj. unable to shoot girls.
"Buddy, you're so Falco Lombardi."
"Geez, Falco Lombardi, You're so Falco Lombardi."
Fox McCloud
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Fox McCloud, Brian?"
"COME ON!"
fuddles
adj. broken.
"I wish my pet animal was as fuddles as yours, my friend."
EDITFUL: Wow. I typed in the japanese word "不可能" and this came out...
•s‰Â”
v. to shoot hair.
"The gang are going to •s‰Â”, tomorrow."
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XD
adj. pleasant or pleasant.
"Don't, bud, he ain't XD."
I just had to do it.
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almeidaboo
adj. unable to understand food.
"I wish my television programme was as almeidaboo as yours, Billy."
Dear Lord...
Jeba
n. alcohol belonging to a friend.
"Officer, where's my Jeba?"
Sorry Grandy, I had to look that one up hahahahahahahahahahaha....
trolha
interj. casual greeting.
"Trolha, Dad." "Trolha."
Sorry again hahahahahahaha this **** is awesome...
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Pikachu
interj. informal apology.
"That was your male I tried to tell people about? Pikachu, Jackie."
Final Fantasy 7
v. to dance with things, with no purpose or reason.
"If you don't Final Fantasy 7, Jose, I will."
Final Fantasy 8
n. mid-eighties term for crack cocaine.
"Hey, dude! Expensive Final Fantasy 8!"
Final Fantasy 9
adj. bad-smelling.
"Dawg, what happened? Your web site is Final Fantasy 9!"
Windows
v. to disrespect one's friend or close acquaintance.
"Windows and you'll regret it, officer."
:O
n. a particularly expensive club.
"This is an expensive :O!"
Man
adj. of an exceptional nature.
"I need a Man club, and I need it now, buddy."
....That last one just sounds wrong...
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neb87
v. to have sex with something in a beautiful fashion.
"I can't believe Shana tried to neb87!"
mexican
n. a person with more than one knife.
"You're a mexican, Billie."
LOL-the mexican one
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pwn
interj. informal apology.
"That was your girl I tried to dance with? Pwn, Billie."
linkizcool
adj. carrying a house or home.
"Brian, I'm not going to see that friend - it's linkizcool!"