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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Big_Duke on April 27, 2006, 06:55:05 PM

Title: What The?
Post by: Big_Duke on April 27, 2006, 06:55:05 PM
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I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was  the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish

I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.

Thank You.
Billy 'Smiles' Evans,
The boy with just a head.
And a burlap sack for a body.



Oh, WTF?!


That's FAKE.
Fake as a dancing banana.
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Post by: Smokey_locs2006 on April 27, 2006, 06:58:38 PM
*ahem*




HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by: coasterkrazy on April 27, 2006, 07:00:03 PM
Whoever started that email clearly has a bad education as the maximum time to live with just a head is not very long. I'm not sure about the exact (5 seconds maybe?), but it's certainly not 9 years. The burlap bag thing is moronic as well. Last off, if you are so damn poor than why do you have a computer with the internet? There's always the library excuse for that, but still. There's none for the other things. Leaves do not equal human organs. 'Nuff said. I'd reply to that email with those explanations... or maybe I wouldn't waste any time.
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Post by: Bluhman on April 27, 2006, 07:03:02 PM
Just look up the name on Google.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on April 27, 2006, 07:04:21 PM
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/burlap.htm
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Post by: Big_Duke on April 27, 2006, 07:20:04 PM
Who the Hell does this crap?

If that E-mail was glass I'd Shatter it.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on April 27, 2006, 07:21:02 PM
I dunno..I mean, I almost believed Duke's wrote it himself..but then I remembered he doesn't know how to use the 'space bar.'
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Post by: Big_Duke on April 27, 2006, 07:35:19 PM
Midnight,you are cruel.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on April 27, 2006, 07:41:58 PM
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Originally posted by Big_Duke
Midnight,you are cruel,and annoying.
But,I don't mind.


Big Dukes, you are an emo..Enough said.
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Post by: blackskullwarlock on April 27, 2006, 07:46:45 PM
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Originally posted by Big_Duke
Midnight,you are cruel,and annoying.


I like the cruel part. And she's not annoying. Far from it.

And whoever wrote this is a complete idiot. There are so many things that are wrong with that e-mail...a bag of leaves instead of a body...give me a break -.-
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Post by: Midnight9795 on April 27, 2006, 07:53:18 PM
Thank you. ^^
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Post by: Drace on April 27, 2006, 07:54:04 PM
Born without a body? WTF!? Is that person so dee deedee?
The guy that made this should die.

And Duke, dude. Please TRY, TRY, TRY to use the spacebar AFTER a comma for once.
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on April 27, 2006, 08:03:28 PM
Since when are chain letters are mostly real?

Of course, this sounds completely fake.

A head-living person =/
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Post by: Midnight9795 on April 27, 2006, 08:09:09 PM
Why edit your post, Dukes?
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Post by: Big_Duke on April 27, 2006, 08:11:01 PM
Upon looking at this I just saw a creepy mail, it's about a ghost girl who says it will kill you in the next few minutes if you don't copy and paste that email(Not forward) to the next ten-fifteen people.

It was scary.

BUT, how can a ghost type?

Are there even ghosts in the first place?

How can it find the person?

Why do you care?
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on April 27, 2006, 08:16:16 PM
Why are you posting questions that only degrade my IQ?

If even ghosts were to exist I doubt they email things to see who does as said to kill them or not.

Why the hell am I caring? -_-'

Delete chain mails you get. Then you wont have to deal with these Questions
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Post by: charaman on April 27, 2006, 08:33:44 PM
How old are you Duke? No, I'm not kidding, but you sure don't seem to think like you are 21.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on April 27, 2006, 08:34:17 PM
I asked because it makes one look like a coward to not stand by his words. Also, it looks dumb because of the fact that I and another quoted it.  :|
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on April 27, 2006, 08:37:19 PM
He changed his mind?

Maybe he does mind now.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 28, 2006, 01:06:33 AM
Hey, you, they Dukey one. Take a picture of your wrists and send it to us will ya?
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Post by: Drace on April 28, 2006, 11:39:15 AM
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Originally posted by Big_Duke
BUT, how


Thank you.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 28, 2006, 09:11:43 PM
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Originally posted by Midnight9795
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Originally posted by Big_Duke
Midnight,you are cruel,and annoying.
But,I don't mind.


Big Dukes, you are an emo..Enough said.


Thank you, captain obvious.

*Goes to Safe Auto to buy car insurance.*
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Post by: GaryCXJk on April 28, 2006, 09:26:57 PM
Something off-topic:

I still wonder whether or not Midnight is a hot chick or not.
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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on April 28, 2006, 09:46:04 PM
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Originally posted by GaryCXJk
Something off-topic:

I still wonder whether or not Midnight is a hot chick or not.


Creep.
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Post by: blackskullwarlock on April 28, 2006, 09:46:40 PM
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Originally posted by GaryCXJk
Something off-topic:

I still wonder whether or not Midnight is a hot chick or not.


That's for her to know and you to forever ignore...but some people might know...maybe...
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Post by: Big_Duke on April 28, 2006, 10:29:40 PM
Meiscool, no, I don't cut myself.
Plus my e-mail doesn't work, and never has.

Oh, and Gary you are a creep, WHY POST TO THIS IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC?
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 29, 2006, 01:50:07 AM
Because dancing leprachauns ate his penut butter hairbrush.

Anyways, that was clearly meant just to be stupid like that. Hell, I've sent a few of those to random emails. I think one involves having to get a surgical operation because I have to get a brain transplant. I don't remember, it was awhile ago. Thats bloody brilliant though.
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Post by: Archem on April 29, 2006, 04:31:40 AM
I love this thread. It made me literally lol. Draw attention to yourself to see if you'll get more of these retarded chain letters. Seriously.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on April 29, 2006, 05:12:48 PM
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Originally posted by blackskullwarlock
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Originally posted by GaryCXJk
Something off-topic:

I still wonder whether or not Midnight is a hot chick or not.


That's for her to know and you to forever ignore...but some people might know...maybe...


*cough* And that there is for those of my choosing to know.  :p