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Title: WTF? (An RPG Parody)
Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:38:56 PM
I am still working on Souls of Eternity. However, during times in which my friend cannot work on maps, I will be working on this game. It is an RPG parody entitled "WTF?" I think no further questions are needed about the title.

The plot:

Four heroes, named Johnny, Frank, Earl, and Billy-Jean, go to a cavern to retrieve a mysterious gem. However, shortly after acquiring it, it is stolen by an evil man named Karma. After pursuing him to his lair, the jewel is broken, revealing a portal contained within. The portal seperates the four and sends them to two different worlds, a la Kingdom Hearts. These worlds are Corneria (yes, the one from Final Fantasy I) and Paris (from The Hunchback of Notre Dame).

However, the portal's opening has led to the opening of portals in other worlds. The one of main importance is that of the FF7 world, from which Sephiroth, fresh from his defeat by Cloud, begins to draw an army of his fanboys to conquer the world.

Will our heroes return in time to stop Sephiroth and Karma? Will they find each other in these worlds? What other menaces will use these portals? But most of all, WTF?

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As goes with any project of mine, I'm composing the music. I have the first 8 tracks done, plus the music that accompanies the various scenes in Paris (arrangements of the Hunchback songs.)

Track List (subject to change):

1. Title Screen
2. The Mysterious Cave
3. Normal Battle
4. Victory
5. Boss Battle
6. The Jewel
7. King James
8. Karma's Theme

The Hunchback tracks (in order of appearance):
??: Streets of Paris
??: Festival of Fools
??: Frollo's Theme
??: Dueling Frollo

Screens will be posted later.

I will attach a track to each of my following posts.
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:43:23 PM
Track 2
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:44:35 PM
Track 3
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:45:50 PM
The 4th track
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:47:34 PM
Track, part fivueusxduex (or whatever the hell it is in French)
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:48:49 PM
That one track that's numbered 6
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:52:01 PM
Lucky 7
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:56:16 PM
8-track.
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:57:35 PM
And now for the Hunchback tracks.

First up, Streets of Paris.
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 08:59:17 PM
Le Festival de Fools
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 09:01:06 PM
Frollo's Theme (as well as what plays while inside the church)
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Post by: CoolZidane on May 30, 2006, 09:02:55 PM
The Duel with Frollo
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Post by: Big_Duke on June 04, 2006, 12:31:23 AM
Interesting.
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Post by: Shadowless1 on June 04, 2006, 04:46:44 PM
yes interesting, did you hafta do so many bumps tho?, you could have uploaded on a site and posted the links lol
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 04, 2006, 04:48:25 PM
They're not bumps if they hold game info.
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Post by: Weerd Thing on June 04, 2006, 06:08:56 PM
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Originally posted by CoolZidane
Track, part fivueusxduex (or whatever the hell it is in French)

Cool idea. I like the music.

WTF? I recognize the boss theme from a request I asked you. O.O

And BTW, 5 in French is "cinq". :p

W££rd
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 05, 2006, 12:42:12 AM
Thank God I'm not a seph fanboy.
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Post by: CoolZidane on July 01, 2006, 08:24:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/CoolZidane/Screen1-1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/CoolZidane/Screen2.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/CoolZidane/Screen3.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/CoolZidane/Screen4-1.png

These maps are supposed to be low-quality, by the way. This is just to show some of what is in the game.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 01, 2006, 09:20:33 PM
piss is a funny word.
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Post by: RuneBlade on July 01, 2006, 10:20:28 PM
I love theese kind of projects. Best of luck to you ^^
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 02, 2006, 12:25:15 AM
Thhese can be funny, but don't use the lines that everyone else who makes these does. Stuff like:

"Why are we going to try"
"For no apparent reason!"

That kinda stuff.
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Post by: oooog on July 02, 2006, 12:53:36 AM
NOOOO!!! Someone beat me to my own idea.  Course I was planning to start a similar project to this about...2 years ago, but I never got around to it.  But still....IDEA THIEF!.....even though I never posted this idea, so you had no idea I was planning it....but still....aww screw it.







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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Thhese can be funny, but don't use the lines that everyone else who makes these does. Stuff like:

"Why are we going to try"
"For no apparent reason!"

That kinda stuff.


Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.  Red Vs. Blue has taken many of those things, and twisted the around to make them funny.  I.E.
"Awww, a plan?  A hate plans.  That means were going to have to do stuff.  Can't we just have a strategy, or...mission statement?"

It depends on how you customize the lines.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 02, 2006, 01:12:42 AM
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Originally posted by oooog
NOOOO!!! Someone beat me to my own idea.  Course I was planning to start a similar project to this about...2 years ago, but I never got around to it.  But still....IDEA THIEF!.....even though I never posted this idea, so you had no idea I was planning it....but still....aww screw it.







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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Thhese can be funny, but don't use the lines that everyone else who makes these does. Stuff like:

"Why are we going to try"
"For no apparent reason!"

That kinda stuff.


Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.  Red Vs. Blue has taken many of those things, and twisted the around to make them funny.  I.E.
"Awww, a plan?  A hate plans.  That means were going to have to do stuff.  Can't we just have a strategy, or...mission statement?"

It depends on how you customize the lines.


Thats not what I meant. I meant the generic face value type things. "A monster! Lets kill it for the hell of it!" type stuff.
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Post by: CoolZidane on July 02, 2006, 04:19:47 AM
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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Thhese can be funny, but don't use the lines that everyone else who makes these does. Stuff like:

"Why are we going to try"
"For no apparent reason!"

That kinda stuff.


I don't have many lines like that.

I moreso work with lines that seem like the characters would actually be saying them.

KARMA:
I see you've heard of me.

FRANK:
Who hasn't?

JOHNNY:
Well...

FRANK:
I swear, Johnny, if you even think of saying, "I haven't," I'm going rip your spine out through your throat.
*pause*
*To KARMA*
Continue.

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And...

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FRANK:
If that's the case, then how come no
one has managed to retrieve it?

JOHNNY:
Because of the Guardian. The Guardian is a mysterious being that has destroyed 20 men at one time!

EARL:
So, explain to me this: Where in your miniscule, perhaps nonexistent logic circuits did you think that 3 men and a woman would stand a better chance than 20 men?

*JOHNNY ponders the question*

EARL:
Do I hear gears turning?

BILLY-JEAN:
Forget it. Let's just go get that Jewel.




Well, those are just two snippets of dialogue from the game. I'm still working on how long the demo will be.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 02, 2006, 02:42:10 PM
The second one's not bad. Something about the first doesn't make me laugh. Maybe, instead of trying to use intelligent humor, use more dumb down humor. Example: Instead of  "miniscule, perhaps non-existant brain" use ,"Did you ever stop to think. Maybe actually use your brain for once..."

I don't know, I'm not exactly a comedian expert. I myself find it hard to throw something funny in my game or just writing something down here on Charas or in a paper. Although it comes naturally to me otherwise.
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Post by: CoolZidane on July 09, 2006, 01:51:00 PM
This is the Final Battle music for the game.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 09, 2006, 06:07:56 PM
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Originally posted by drenrin2120
I don't know, I'm not exactly a comedian expert. I myself find it hard to throw something funny in my game or just writing something down here on Charas or in a paper. Although it comes naturally to me otherwise.


Yeah. The only funny I can put in my games in Ironic funny.

Like, this guy was cutting down a tree to clear a path, but the tree falls the wrong way and blocks the path even more.... it's how I introduced my jump-system....