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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: neb87 on June 12, 2006, 10:46:12 AM

Title: Tijuana
Post by: neb87 on June 12, 2006, 10:46:12 AM

Does anybodie have any tips for a gringo going to Tijuana, Mexicofor 2 days, get there friday and leave on sunday(plus another gringo, and a mexcian, who speaks alright spanish)
I am looking for cheap hotels and easy to read maps
-I have heard there are cheap hotels on Articulo 123 or in Zona Norte, is this true, and if it is true do you know how much?
Don't need the usual creature comforts such as air conditiong and tv

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Post by: WarxePB on June 12, 2006, 01:36:10 PM

Uh... I don't think this is a good place to ask this kind of thing. You might be better off with a brochure or travel agent or something of that sort.

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Post by: DragonBlaze on June 12, 2006, 01:43:51 PM

I've never even heard of the place...

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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2006, 01:57:55 PM

Ehmmm... don't drink the water?

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Post by: Archem on June 12, 2006, 03:23:46 PM

NEVER take the green taxi... Ever.
Always look for cars... So that you don't get run over.
As Drace said: Don't drink the water!!!
Bring your own water... A few gallons is good. **** you, I'm not translating that into metric.
If you plan on eating anything from a stand, suspect that it's not beef, pork, or chicken. It might be, but don't push your luck if you're not willing to find out.

I've been to Mexico, and this is all from personal experience. I'm never going back there as long as I can avoid it.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 12, 2006, 04:09:52 PM

Watch out for the dude in Archem's sig.

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Post by: Drace on June 12, 2006, 04:41:41 PM

Oh, another tip. Don't ask for a donkey show. NEVER ask for a DONKEY SHOW.

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Post by: Archem on June 12, 2006, 07:00:53 PM

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Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
Archem, it IS beef and pork and chicken what they use :P

That's good to hear, but then again, I didn't go to Tijuana... But I still prefer living in the US... Hmm... Screw it, I'm moving to Canada.
Here's some vacationing music for ya!
http://rapidshare.de/files/22898355/Pay_the_Man_Part_II.wav.html    

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Post by: neb87 on June 12, 2006, 09:32:00 PM

Codition of place wont matter i will come home pretty buzzed anyways, and am going to the red light distract and Avenida Revolucion, do you know any good places to go to, to have a good time?
-And am going to listen to this music on my vacation!!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D6NF1R9G

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Post by: Archem on June 12, 2006, 09:39:55 PM

Oh, how touristey... Mine's better because it's less cliche.

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Post by: charaman on June 12, 2006, 10:54:42 PM

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Oh, another tip. Don't ask for a donkey show. NEVER ask for a DONKEY SHOW.

They were like.. really goin at it.

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Post by: Kinslayer on June 13, 2006, 12:25:50 AM

ANOTHER tip, I don't know about Mexico, but if you hear someone calling you "Gringo hijo de una gran puta", insult him. Badly.

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Post by: MrMister on June 13, 2006, 12:54:34 AM

TJ is pretty fun, just don't overdose liek Marissa n teh OC

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Post by: Razor on June 13, 2006, 01:25:26 AM

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Originally posted by Kinslayer
ANOTHER tip, I don't know about Mexico, but if you hear someone calling you "Gringo hijo de una gran puta", insult him. Badly.

Gringo means someone who isn't mexican (?) and puta means bitch, slut, whore, etc.
I'm guessing the rest is "you are a" and gran is probably some variation of grande "big"

Do I win?

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Post by: Kinslayer on June 13, 2006, 11:59:40 PM

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whiteboy, son of a big b*tch.

Yeah, Kijuki got the idea there.

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Post by: neb87 on June 14, 2006, 12:52:28 PM

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ANOTHER tip, I don't know about Mexico, but if you hear someone calling you "Gringo hijo de una gran puta", insult him. Badly.

Alright but what about "Pinche Wettle Joto"

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Post by: Almeidaboo on June 14, 2006, 07:36:44 PM

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Originally posted by Kinslayer ANOTHER tip, I don't know about Mexico, but if you hear someone calling you "Gringo hijo de una gran puta", insult him. Badly.

Alright but what about "Pinche Wettle Joto"

You can´t make up words!