Post by: Midnight9795 on June 25, 2006, 02:27:30 AM
Raffles - I'M GOING TO DESTROY CHARAS HAHAHAHAAHAA
Or..
Kijuki "i was touching sonic >.>"
Or
FFL - A'splode!
Or
Harvey - I'm not a woman...
Or
Sonic - Weeeee!
Or
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says - RAP BATTLE! Words!
Or the best one yet..sides Kijuki's
The Black Mask (AKA Raffles) - I love you Midnight!!
well, you get the point..show us some :D
Post by: PyroAlchemist on June 25, 2006, 02:57:52 AM
You are one salty dude!
Post by: SaiKar on June 25, 2006, 03:03:59 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 25, 2006, 03:05:10 AM
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 25, 2006, 03:38:16 AM
Post by: PyroAlchemist on June 25, 2006, 03:43:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SaiKar
You are one salty dude!
hahaha yeah thats it XD
Post by: Cerebus on June 25, 2006, 04:09:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by coasterkrazy
A recent one that I liked was where you (Mid) were describing a situation in Iraq or something and you made little names like Binnie and Bushie-poo. XD
And Kiwi.
Lord Raffles : A NEW PLAN IS FORMING - WATCH THIS THREAD CHARAS, YOUR LIFE MAY JUST DEPEND UPON IT!
or
Lord Raffles : You have fourteen days to save the forum. ( posted on 04-14-2006 )
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2006, 02:48:35 PM
he who does not ask a question is a fool for the rest of their life."
"In the words of SoaD, God truly is wearing black." -Some MTV show
All of track 06 of disturbed's "ten thousand fists" album.
"One is only down because they feel like being down." -Best friend
"U R domed, X_maks_the_d!" -Andrew78
"I can my reeson for no good speling is my spd on y keybord." -Andrew again
Post by: GaryCXJk on June 25, 2006, 03:19:08 PM
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 25, 2006, 04:46:27 PM
Post by: Spike21 on June 25, 2006, 04:55:12 PM
Post by: Ace of Spades on June 25, 2006, 05:47:09 PM
"3. Do you like cheese?"
- Kijuki
Post by: Drace on June 25, 2006, 08:33:43 PM
"One two, Freddy's coming for you etc. (whole lil' song)" - Freddy Krueger's victims
"Poopsex." - A friend
"Braaauwww! Boom! Headshot!" - Me.
Post by: Razor on June 25, 2006, 09:05:24 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 25, 2006, 10:43:16 PM
Post by: Almeidaboo on June 25, 2006, 11:00:35 PM
Hugo
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Hugo, my man?"
Post by: DragonBlaze on June 25, 2006, 11:41:40 PM
~ my now deciesed bus driver
Post by: charaman on June 25, 2006, 11:54:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
"The only thing to fear is fear itself!" - Freddy Krueger
Or FDR.
Quote
"Poopsex." - A friend
lmfaorofdhsjkkkajsdhgfjaskdhfsdaguubhdsbvkfgwuzzorz
Post by: Grandy on June 26, 2006, 06:02:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by charaman
quote: Originally posted by Drace
"The only thing to fear is fear itself!" - Freddy Krueger
Or FDR.
Or DDR.
But, anyways...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”
“And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.”
“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.”
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it
“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness”
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?"
"It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were made of ice.”
--Terry Pratchett,
Best.Writter.Ever.
Post by: Archem on June 26, 2006, 06:37:22 PM
A sound bite never buttered a parsnip ~ John Major
One of the greatest things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. ~ George W. Bush
Old people and bus passes are like... chocolate and soda. ~ Me again.
Poopsex. ~ Drace's friend
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ~ Meiscool (are you pissed off, Razor?)
Post by: Razor on June 26, 2006, 08:12:51 PM
Kudos for the 20 Ys.
Level Five (5) Poster Archem recieves Ten (10) Kudos.
Post by: Ace of Spades on June 26, 2006, 09:34:50 PM
"I am 'really' sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arm... Need a hug?"
- Ninja
Post by: drenrin2120 on June 27, 2006, 01:48:33 AM
-Ron Jeremy
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 27, 2006, 02:16:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Only because Dio Brando from JoJo's bizarre adventure did that originally.
Don't forget the vampires!
Post by: Drace on June 27, 2006, 05:15:11 AM
Everything said in Red Dwarf.
Everything said in The Black Adder.
Everything said in Metal Gear, all story-line following parts.
Everything said in any of my favourite comedy shows.
Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2006, 05:20:08 AM
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Originally posted by Drace
Everything said in Red Dwarf.
...OHHHH!!! Red Dwarf! I almost misread that as Red Giant, which almost didn't make sense.
"DIE BEFORE I SLASH YOU!!!" Me, at age 10, recording a voiceset for Baldurs Gate.
It's actually more of a "DIE!!!.... Before I sssssssslash you!" I had to come up with more than just die, so I yelled the rest of the phrase above. :p
Post by: Archem on June 27, 2006, 05:37:18 AM
I made a fortune in toothpicks, but I lost it all in a fire.
~ Me
I'm so quotable! Hey, that's a quote! ~ Me
Post by: Sephiroth rocks on June 27, 2006, 09:40:59 AM
Remember forum post count is directly proportional to penis size. Don't miss a single topic! - MT11
Cheer up! This is supposed to be a happy ocasion. Let's not squabble and argue about who killed who. - The king of the swamp castle in Monthy Python's Holy Grail.
Some quotes from danish satire shows:
Lalala, that's all I can hear whenever you open your leprous mouth! - Dolph from Wulffmorgenthaler
You're not even human! You're the product of a sick intercourse between a worm and feces from a hobbit. Everyone knows that. - Dolph from Wulffmorgenthaler
(just after a guy got an ironpipe halfway through his head)
Check out that handle, he looks like a ****!ng ice lolly! - Jason from Terkel i Knibe
Post by: Weregnome on June 27, 2006, 12:50:24 PM
'What?'
'The zed word. Its ridiculous.'
~ Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead.
'What have you been eating Tommy?'
~Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels
'Anusknob'
~My Mum
Post by: Tomi on June 27, 2006, 08:46:21 PM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
lol
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 27, 2006, 08:47:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Only because Dio Brando from JoJo's bizarre adventure did that originally. And that almost everytime someone does it here, they add question marks, which is retarded because it makes it look like they are pronouning it "why" and WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is not a question. And it rhymes with "re".
Kudos for the 20 Ys.
Sure, and I get nothing. He just copy-pasted my post and you know it _veryangry_
EDIT: ^lawl
Post by: Midnight9795 on June 27, 2006, 10:00:24 PM
"God have mercy on your souls, in order to be on time you must be there be for time."
"You're stupid!"
"You are a JACKASS"
"I'm not here for my health ya know, and I'll be damn if you take that regents!"
"You are not coming in my room with that stupid thing on your head"
"Shut UP!"
"Are you stupid? Don't you have any sense? Use your brains, man.."
"You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink"
A math teacher from my school, lol I'm gonna miss her.
Post by: MrMister on June 27, 2006, 10:34:35 PM
Post by: Archem on June 27, 2006, 11:47:04 PM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on June 27, 2006, 11:47:35 PM
Check sig (the pic)
Post by: Archem on June 28, 2006, 12:02:04 AM
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Favorite quote?
Check sig (the pic)
In response to that, I have this to say:
HA! HA!
ESTOY USANDO EL INTERNET!!!1!!
Post by: oooog on June 28, 2006, 12:37:00 AM
"Calling Doctor Sarge. Diagnosis, death. Perscription, shotgun!" - Sarge Red Vs Blue
"Hey Grif, hold these bullets for me, in your gut!" - See above
"Slinky + Escalator = Never Ending Fun!" - I dunno. All I know is that once I started saying that, all of the sudden it began springing up amongst my friends....
Post by: Razor on June 28, 2006, 08:58:03 PM
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Originally posted by MrMister
'I thought you were a SHUT THE HELL UP'
That always has been an awesome post.
Post by: Archem on June 29, 2006, 01:44:48 AM
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
~ God, Futurama
Post by: Spike21 on June 29, 2006, 01:59:59 AM
Post by: WarxePB on June 29, 2006, 03:01:15 AM
"I luv ya Warxe! ^_^" Ace
"Will you marry me?" Sai disguised as Zero
"Yes, la tarea." Ace
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your face." "Your face who?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your face." "Your face who?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your face." "Your face who?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your face." "Your face who?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your face." "Your face who?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your face." "Your face who?" "Man, do you ever get tired of this joke?" Me and my sister, respectively
"Ohh, it's bad." "Um, you're up 200 points." "Yeah, but it's bad." My grandpa and me, respectively, playing a card game
"Feel free to wander around town." "But it's not even a town. It's just a badly-drawn house." "Sh...shut up..." From a demo game I made for Ace
"Yeah, well you know what I think? I think YOUR FACE!" My sister
Among others that I can't remember.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 29, 2006, 03:25:17 AM
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on June 29, 2006, 05:10:23 AM
# Age is a high price for maturity.
# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
# Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
# If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.
# My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
# Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
# It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
# For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme.
# If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
# Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
# A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
# Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
# Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
# No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
# A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
# Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
# Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
# Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
# There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
# Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
# By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
# Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
# Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
# Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Darn you people who quote and defame my nicknames!
Post by: Fang_of_blades on June 29, 2006, 01:21:39 PM
~be it blood of mortals... or blood of the gods... it matters not to me~
i made that for my vamp char a long time ago but other than that i like a quote vegeta said, he was talking to nappa just when they first arrived on earth and nappa blew up a city.
~don't worry about it, what's done is done and can't be undone.~
Post by: Midnight9795 on June 29, 2006, 01:23:25 PM
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on June 29, 2006, 05:52:12 PM
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Originally posted by Midnight9795
"Bark *pants* arf!! arf!!! *howls*" - Kijuki, ^^
Right :P
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Bern Williams
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson
Dogs are miracles with paws. ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying. ~George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ~Author Unknown
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. ~Edith Wharton
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. ~George Eliot
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. ~Agnes Repplier
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Author Unknown
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! ~David Starr Jordan
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. ~Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs
The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. ~Robertson Davies
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ~John Holmes
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. ~Mme. de Staël
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ~Aldous Huxley
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. ~Jerome K. Jerome
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~Sue Murphy
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain
I am proud to be refered as such :P
Post by: Tomi on June 29, 2006, 06:30:05 PM
Post by: Drace on June 30, 2006, 05:33:30 AM
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on June 30, 2006, 05:52:14 AM
Post by: Midnight9795 on June 30, 2006, 02:37:00 PM
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2006, 06:13:56 PM
Dude, she's a hot man! ~ Me
I just hope he doesn't get the vegetarian german ham, that thing's pure evil. ~ Me
Dude, I'm totally quotable!
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2006, 09:46:34 PM
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2006, 09:57:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Dude, I'm totally quotable! - Archem
See?!
Post by: oooog on June 30, 2006, 09:57:11 PM
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Originally posted by Drace
To KM: I like cats...
Ditto.
Conversation I had:
Girl: Hi, do you like me?
Me: ...
Girl: Why wont you talk to me?
Me: My brother told me not to.
Girl: Do you always do what your brother says?
Me: No
Girl: Well, talk to me.
Me: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Me: My brother told me not to.
Girl: I thought you don't do what your brother says.
Me: I don't, but nobody else has told me to do anything else.
Girl: Well, I'm telling you to talk to me.
Me: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Me: My brother told me not to.
(This conversation goes on like that for awhile.)
*Inside Story* This girl annoys my brother, and she kicked him in the nads. So by transitive property, I'm annoyed by her to.
Post by: Blazingheart on July 01, 2006, 02:55:30 AM
ZerokirbyX: Hasta la toaster
:P
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 01, 2006, 02:59:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by oooog
*Inside Story* This girl annoys my brother, and she kicked him in the nads. So by transitive property, I'm annoyed by her to.
Yes, the transitive property rules.
I touched her hand, her hand touched her boobs, henceforth, I got boob: AD
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2006, 04:22:30 AM
You kissed Susy on the lips, she has a sister, her sister has sucked ****.
Ergo, you've kissed another man's asterisks.
Hahaha, oh wow. "Cock" isn't word filtered?
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2006, 04:45:24 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 01, 2006, 05:02:26 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
It has it's drawbacks
You kissed Susy on the lips, she has a sister, her sister has sucked ****.
Ergo, you've kissed another man's asterisks.
Hahaha, oh wow. "Cock" isn't word filtered?
Neither is dick...
...
...
...
see?
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2006, 05:10:10 AM
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Originally posted by Razor
Dude, I'm totally quotable! - Archem
^ ...That's bullshot, man! ^
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 01, 2006, 08:13:07 AM
Learn your anotomy boys; stop being so seventh grade.
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2006, 10:58:10 AM
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 01, 2006, 11:04:23 AM
...
...it's like 1st.
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2006, 05:17:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
Cheese is NOT seventh grade...
...
...it's like 1st.
And that... Is my quote of the day.
:unsure:
Post by: Midnight9795 on July 01, 2006, 06:05:42 PM
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2006, 06:09:56 PM
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Originally posted by Midnight9795
Cheese and dicks...what a wonderful converstation...
It's like this weird video I saw on the internet... I feel sad now...
Post by: Revolution911 on July 01, 2006, 06:20:24 PM
..Fav. quote...right...uhm...
Okay so, we're at the bowling ally and I get the ball stuck in the gutterball lane (yeah I suck at bowling THAT bad) and we werent allowed out in the lanes. So we had to wait for some guy to get it. So when he gets it, we're like "Wtf I coulda done that."
"He went to college for that."
-Josh
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 01, 2006, 07:00:48 PM
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Originally posted by Midnight9795
Cheese and dicks...what a wonderful converstation...
<.<' That is not the way to say that...
...Cocks dont forget cocks. I dont know why people have roosters in their mind so much.
Cheese people, cheese.
Damn you archem
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2006, 08:29:14 PM
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Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
quote: Originally posted by Midnight9795
Cheese and dicks...what a wonderful converstation...
...Cocks dont forget cocks. I dont know why people have roosters in their mind so much.
I love chicken! It's mah favorite food! Just in front of cheese... Pizza... With pepperoni... _sweat_
Quote
Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
Damn you archem
Hey, I'm sorry! I just prefer cock to cheese!
Post by: MrMister on July 01, 2006, 08:50:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
quote: Originally posted by Midnight9795
Cheese and dicks...what a wonderful converstation...
<.<' That is not the way to say that...
...Cocks dont forget cocks. I dont know why people have roosters in their mind so much.
Cheese people, cheese.
Damn you archem
actualy
cock is slang for penorb!!1
looll
'How many fags could a fagfag fag if a fagfag could fag fag... you're a fag.' My friend Chunky D
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 01, 2006, 10:23:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MrMister
quote: Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
quote: Originally posted by Midnight9795
Cheese and dicks...what a wonderful converstation...
<.<' That is not the way to say that...
...Cocks dont forget cocks. I dont know why people have roosters in their mind so much.
Cheese people, cheese.
Damn you archem
actualy
cock is slang for penorb!!1
looll
'How many fags could a fagfag fag if a fagfag could fag fag... you're a fag.' My friend Chunky D
Penorb!!1, hm yes. whatever the hell that means.
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2006, 11:08:46 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 01, 2006, 11:56:58 PM
--Some random guy on a online game, when I offered to help to defeat some orcs.
This actually happened 2 minutes ago.
Post by: Midnight9795 on July 03, 2006, 10:11:21 AM
Post by: Bendak on July 03, 2006, 04:47:35 PM
"He died of natural causes, because a dagger in the heart naturally kills you" -Drizzt Do'Urden
Bruenor: I need to get me a dwarven bow!
Drizzt: I didnt know Dwarves use bows.
Bruenor: (points to wulgar throwing a hammer) dwarven bow!
Jarlaxle: Diplomacy is a learned art.
Artemis: So is murder.
(Rassiter suggests him and Artemis work together)
Artemis: There remain two problems. First, I work alone. Second, you are dead. (Artemis sticks dagger in Rassiters spine).
Post by: Midnight9795 on July 03, 2006, 07:09:24 PM
Love this one...Mrmister to Meiscool in the respect thread, hahaha
"From now on, you get no head.
Hehehe not that you've ever gotten any.
Zing."
Post by: Big_Duke on July 03, 2006, 07:19:20 PM
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It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum
Post by: Razor on July 03, 2006, 07:30:45 PM
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Originally posted by Midnight9795
Razor - 'You're going to choke on your own parents tonight, boyo.' xD
My charms did not go unnoticed. :)
Quote
Originally posted by Midnight9795
XD!
Love this one...Mrmister to Meiscool in the respect thread, hahaha
"From now on, you get no head.
Hehehe not that you've ever gotten any.
Zing."
Rofl.
Post by: Tomi on July 04, 2006, 01:25:19 PM
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain