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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 04:52:54 PM
How old do you have to be to be able to legally rent a room at a hotel or motel? Anybody know?
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Post by: charaman on July 10, 2006, 04:56:38 PM
18 I'm pretty sure. I know in New York it's either 18 or 21.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 04:57:40 PM
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18 I'm pretty sure. I know in New York it's either 18 or 21.


...damn those old law making bastards.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 10, 2006, 05:26:31 PM
Going out for some shag-and-run action my friend?
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 05:35:34 PM
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Going out for some shag-and-run action my friend?


Oh no, I'm going emo and running away from home.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 10, 2006, 06:26:35 PM
...

You joking right?
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 10, 2006, 06:30:33 PM
Yes, he jokes.

A car is just as good as a hotel.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 06:47:56 PM
yeah, I was joking man. But I've thought of that too.... the car I mean. lol
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 10, 2006, 07:07:03 PM
Not many positions to test in a car little one. And unless you live in Virginia State that is permitted, so I´d want to try em out. I vote for the motel (check out everything b4 getting all spiderman dude, motels can be nasty.)
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 10, 2006, 07:16:24 PM
Meh, but if you're a virgin it probally won't last all that long anyways.

Key word; probally. I'm not gonna talk about this as if I know it.
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Post by: Emerates on July 10, 2006, 07:22:21 PM
I'm sure if you have a fake ID, you can get in anywhere.
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Post by: Seth Mitchell on July 10, 2006, 07:25:16 PM
go to a privately own motel, they break the law all the time. All you do is "Show " the man some ID.  Probably bring an extra 20 bucks for a "tip" to the desk guy lol
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 10, 2006, 07:27:13 PM
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go to a privately own motel, they break the law all the time. All you do is "Show " the man some ID.  Probably bring an extra 20 bucks for a "tip" to the desk guy lol


Try not to be arrested though.
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Post by: Trevlac on July 10, 2006, 07:39:02 PM
Let's hope you're also not commiting statutory rape. Check the laws and your age before you shag.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 10, 2006, 07:41:34 PM
He's right... let's say it's legal and contentual (sp?).... then a week later you do something to piss her off. She can call it in as rape just to get back at you.

The chances of it being seen as rape are slim, but they are still there.
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Post by: Trevlac on July 10, 2006, 08:13:15 PM
Yeah, I don't reccomend the premarital shagness.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 08:17:40 PM
jeez, so much for being subtle. lol

Well, it's perfectly legal. And **** the motel, too much effort. I'll figure something else out.

EDIT: And yeah, she'd never do that claim rape thing, she's not that type of girl. I wouldn't even be dating her if she was.
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Post by: oooog on July 10, 2006, 08:18:32 PM
Wow this topic got way off track.

Anyway, to sum up, you have a few more years before you can legally do it.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on July 10, 2006, 08:20:31 PM
Well if he's underage I dun think he can get into that much trouble...but I have to do this...

*points at Drenrin and laughs* Drenie's gonna get some!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 08:23:23 PM
The legality is really no big deal, since we're both minors. And we're not dumb, so we're not gonna go run and tell everyone. I really didn't even want to post this on charas, I just wanted to know about hotels and I got a bunch of moral advice. :p
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Post by: SaiKar on July 10, 2006, 08:25:15 PM
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EDIT: And yeah, she'd never do that claim rape thing, she's not that type of girl. I wouldn't even be dating her if she was.


HAHA! Never assume you understand the mind of a woman, my friend. Caution is your best defense.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on July 10, 2006, 08:27:48 PM
Dun tell me you actually expected us to be helpful, lmao!  :jest:

Yes, Harvey knows....*Glares at Harvey* RIGHT Harvey.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 08:28:35 PM
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EDIT: And yeah, she'd never do that claim rape thing, she's not that type of girl. I wouldn't even be dating her if she was.


HAHA! Never assume you understand the mind of a woman, my friend. Caution is your best defense.


haha, I'm get what you're saying man, but if you knew her, you'd know what I mean. She's completely upfront and honest about everything. I know it seems hard to believe, but I trust her. lol
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Post by: oooog on July 10, 2006, 08:31:27 PM
Oh, so this is involved with Bow Tchika Bow Wow.

If that's the case, I wouldn't recommend a motel room.  Thats just nasty.
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Post by: Trevlac on July 10, 2006, 08:45:38 PM
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The legality is really no big deal, since we're both minors. And we're not dumb, so we're not gonna go run and tell everyone. I really didn't even want to post this on charas, I just wanted to know about hotels and I got a bunch of moral advice. :p


Just remember that no matter what you tell yourself, if you're both underage it's still statutory rape. You legally have no right to consent to sex and neither does she. That means rape.  The point of the law, as you may have guessed, is to point out just how incapable an underdeveloped brain is of making well-informed and wholesome decisions. Your brain is still growing and making new connections, forming new thoughts, and honestly making such a big decision, especially an illegal one, isn't such a good idea. But there's my two cents.

I'm the guy that's 18 and still abstinent.
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Post by: Emerates on July 10, 2006, 08:49:54 PM
Actually, the legal age of consent is 16, so if you both are, then you shouldn't get in trouble with the law.  Her parents, however, are another story......  hehe.....  

Make sure you don't walk into your house with used condom still on your d!ck.  That might pique your parent's interest.
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Post by: Trevlac on July 10, 2006, 08:54:55 PM
That's another reason I wouldn't do it. Honestly, I wouldn't do anything that would ruin the trust her parents have in you (if any) and I wouldn't want any girlfriend of mine to do anything her parents don't want her to. Because when you break up with her, she'll still have her parents, and she'll have to live with the consequeces of her actions with you forever.

Of course, now I'm just ranting.
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Post by: Drace on July 10, 2006, 09:04:10 PM
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Abstinent.


Is virgin? If so, Trev, you know I hate you using difficult words.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2006, 09:37:15 PM
Yes, Trev, I do understand that it's a big decision to make. I also understand that my brain is still growing and developing. But also, I don't think the law has the right to tell me I'm not capable of making such decisions. Some people are and some people aren't at this age. Am I one of them that is able? I don't really know. All I know is that a better check every angle before making a complete decision. The point of this thread was to merely see if I was capable of renting a room. People merely assumed I was most defintiely gonna 'get some'. It really doesn't mean anything accept that it has crossed my mind once or twice and that we've talked to eachother about it. I mean no disrespect by saying this, but Trev, you are only 2 years older than me. Now I know that to the law that means a lot, but to me and the people that live under the influence of the law, two years is only two years.

The decision to stay abstinent or not is defintiely a big one. It's got loads of consequences, bad and good. Mostly bad. I would only want to lose my virginity if every part of it felt right. And it's not only my decision, but hers. I would never do anything if she didn't feel it was right 100%. Your posts have made me think though. Whether they'll change my mind or not, I don't know, but they've definitely made me think even more.

I just wanna say one last thing...
to Emerates: wtf? I never even thought of doing that.
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Post by: oooog on July 10, 2006, 09:48:23 PM
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I just wanna say one last thing...
to Emerates: wtf? I never even thought of doing that.


Just ignore him, he's trying to be funny, but failing.

Anyway, it's your life, don't let people tell you what to do.  However, you should listen to the advice and wisdom passed to you.
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Post by: Weregnome on July 11, 2006, 12:00:14 AM
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The legality is really no big deal, since we're both minors. And we're not dumb, so we're not gonna go run and tell everyone. I really didn't even want to post this on charas, I just wanted to know about hotels and I got a bunch of moral advice. :p


Just remember that no matter what you tell yourself, if you're both underage it's still statutory rape. You legally have no right to consent to sex and neither does she. That means rape.  The point of the law, as you may have guessed, is to point out just how incapable an underdeveloped brain is of making well-informed and wholesome decisions. Your brain is still growing and making new connections, forming new thoughts, and honestly making such a big decision, especially an illegal one, isn't such a good idea. But there's my two cents.

I'm the guy that's 18 and still abstinent.


Amen brother. still abstinent and 18. (however my gf and me, u know, need time to go further).

Anywho, Trevlac, when the hell did you get back? I haven't seen u on here in donkeys.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 12:04:04 AM
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Abstinent.


Is virgin? If so, Trev, you know I hate you using difficult words.


Abstience means to choose (or suck so much that you can't no matter your choice) to not have sex by means of the penis touching the vagina. Anything else is fair play.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 11, 2006, 12:10:02 AM
Dude...

I loved the time when contraceptives were the only concern when you wanted to get some smack-my-***-and-call-me-razor...
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 12:15:41 AM
Yes. When I have secks, I sooooo want to picture myself as Razor.
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Post by: SonicChaos7 on July 11, 2006, 12:24:43 AM
Who doesn't?
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Post by: Weregnome on July 11, 2006, 12:26:15 AM
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Yes. When I have secks, I sooooo want to picture myself as Razor.


Wow, I can't believe how many people do. I thopught I was the only one.

Well looking at Meiscool's post, I suppose my problem NOW is not abstience (it was for like 1 and 3/4 years. it wasn't a problem then). we just don't have time
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 11, 2006, 12:39:48 AM
ROFLMAO! :D  :D  :D  :D
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Post by: Emerates on July 11, 2006, 12:44:18 AM
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Originally posted by drenrin2120

I just wanna say one last thing...
to Emerates: wtf? I never even thought of doing that.


40-Year Old Virgin.  He was stoned or drunk or something.

So, if you're gonna get drunk, I would suggest writing yourself a reminder list beforehand on what to do...  Not that I've ever had to.  Yes, I'm a nerd, and yes, I'm a paranoid hermit.  That's where all my weird ideas come from.  So.....  Yeah.
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Post by: Desimodontidae on July 11, 2006, 12:46:18 AM
After all these years of me tell you people you need to get laid, finally somone steps up to the plate. Good job!
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Post by: Drace on July 11, 2006, 09:41:45 AM
About the Razor issue: Yayz! Doggy-style!
To Des: Dude, working on it. Working on it.
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Post by: Trevlac on July 11, 2006, 10:33:09 AM
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Your posts have made me think though. Whether they'll change my mind or not, I don't know, but they've definitely made me think even more.


That's what I'm here for: Making people think. I'm not here to make the decision for you, I'm here to let you see just one more angle of it, and allow you to slow down and make whatever decision that will benefit you (and her) in the long run.

I may only be two years older than you, but we know different things. Everyone has some degree of wisdom -- age does play a major part in thet -- and you should try to tap as many people as you can. Some will give it free, and others will be more reserved.
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Post by: Emerates on July 11, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
If you feel as though you love this girl, and that you're gonna be with her for.....  awhile, and she feels the same about you, then I see no problem with that kinda behaviour.  However, if you don't, then I wouldn't do that if it's not really gonna mean anything.

And I think the legal age is 18, unless you're emancipated.  But in the movies, it doesn't matter how old you are.  So to help yourself, pretend you're in a movie.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 11, 2006, 10:56:24 AM
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Your posts have made me think though. Whether they'll change my mind or not, I don't know, but they've definitely made me think even more.


That's what I'm here for: Making people think. I'm not here to make the decision for you, I'm here to let you see just one more angle of it, and allow you to slow down and make whatever decision that will benefit you (and her) in the long run.

I may only be two years older than you, but we know different things. Everyone has some degree of wisdom -- age does play a major part in thet -- and you should try to tap as many people as you can. Some will give it free, and others will be more reserved.


Thanks for the contribution Freud...
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Post by: Trevlac on July 11, 2006, 11:00:50 AM
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If you feel as though you love this girl, and that you're gonna be with her for.....  awhile, and she feels the same about you, then I see no problem with that kinda behaviour.  However, if you don't, then I wouldn't do that if it's not really gonna mean anything.

And I think the legal age is 18, unless you're emancipated.  But in the movies, it doesn't matter how old you are.  So to help yourself, pretend you're in a movie.


And before you decide if you love her, decide if you even know what love means.
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Post by: charaman on July 11, 2006, 02:23:21 PM
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Let's hope you're also not commiting statutory rape. Check the laws and your age before you shag.


<3 PA. 16 is a great age.
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Post by: Tomi on July 11, 2006, 02:32:36 PM
I say don't do it.  Its not worth it at our age.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 11, 2006, 02:48:50 PM
Love is definitely something I'vem ade my mistakes with. And I'm not saying, "I fell for the wrong girl." I mean, I've said it without understanding it. I've never been in love, I've had crushes and puppy love, but those aren't the same. From here on out I can only understand it more, that's the way I look at it. But I'm not rushing into it, I don't need to be in love. Like Emerates said, if there's no love, there's no point except that you're hormones are raging.
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Post by: Tomi on July 11, 2006, 02:52:26 PM
Dude, you are using Emerates to support your stance?  

And you will have plenty of time later, like in marrage, if you really do love this girl.  Sex is the celebration of intimacy, it is not intimacy.  Its better to wait then to have a pregnant teenage girl and a ruined relationship.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on July 11, 2006, 02:57:46 PM
Dude, if anything just make sure you use double or triple the protection. My friend's bf's condom broke, and now she's gonna have a kid even THOUGH she was on the pill. So extra be careful. Also, NO TROJAN. Don't use those, get something else.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 11, 2006, 02:59:34 PM
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Dude, you are using Emerates to support your stance?  

And you will have plenty of time later, like in marrage, if you really do love this girl.  Sex is the celebration of intimacy, it is not intimacy.  Its better to wait then to have a pregnant teenage girl and a ruined relationship.


lol, yeah, just a small part of what he said actually made sense.

And, I get what you're saying dude. I guess many people have many views on sex. I've definitely thought about the consequences. It would be absolutely horrid to find out she was pregnant, unless of course I knew I hadn't done anything with her, then I'd just be pissed, but that's not the point. If I ever became a father at this age, I wouldn't run, but everything I ever wanted to do would be ruined, and everything she ever wanted to do would be ruined. And even if we put the baby up for adoption, there would still be the memory. Plus, school would be hell and I'd end up knockin' a few heads. And her parents? No more trust. No more nothing. It would be total hell.

EDIT: What's wrong with Trojan?
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 03:01:20 PM
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Dude, you are using Emerates to support your stance?  


lol, yeah, just a small part of what he said actually made sense.


BULL****!!!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 11, 2006, 03:06:22 PM
 
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If you feel as though you love this girl, and that you're gonna be with her for..... awhile, and she feels the same about you, then I see no problem with that kinda behaviour. However, if you don't, then I wouldn't do that if it's not really gonna mean anything.


Even though it's put kinda bluntly and it's a "duh, no ****" kinda comment. It's true.
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Post by: Midnight9795 on July 11, 2006, 03:10:36 PM
Meh girlfriends say it's uncomfortable. They never liked that one.
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Post by: Desimodontidae on July 11, 2006, 03:10:36 PM
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Dude, if anything just make sure you use double or triple the protection. My friend's bf's condom broke, and now she's gonna have a kid even THOUGH she was on the pill. So extra be careful. Also, NO TROJAN. Don't use those, get something else.


Or you could always hold it in. It takes a little while getting used to the feeling, but now I can hardly even let it come out even if I want to. But, why would I?
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 11, 2006, 03:12:39 PM
Besides, using double or triple the protection is a BAD idea. Why? Because the latex of the condoms rubs against eachother and friction tears them open. so it actualyl reduces protection. Kinda scary if that's what you've been doin'. O_O
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Post by: Robotam on July 11, 2006, 03:27:33 PM
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Dude, if anything just make sure you use double or triple the protection. My friend's bf's condom broke, and now she's gonna have a kid even THOUGH she was on the pill. So extra be careful. Also, NO TROJAN. Don't use those, get something else.


Or you could always hold it in. It takes a little while getting used to the feeling, but now I can hardly even let it come out even if I want to. But, why would I?


Sex is different from just surfing porn while doing your dirty deeds.

This thread is the proof... we're all perverts.
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Post by: WarxePB on July 11, 2006, 03:53:10 PM
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Robbie
This thread is the proof... we're all perverts.


OWNED
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 11, 2006, 03:58:56 PM
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Robbie
This thread is the proof... we're all perverts.


OWNED


everyone??

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everyone
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Post by: Shady Ultima on July 11, 2006, 04:27:28 PM
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Dude, if anything just make sure you use double or triple the protection. My friend's bf's condom broke, and now she's gonna have a kid even THOUGH she was on the pill. So extra be careful.


Do NOT, repeat, DO NOT, EVER USE MORE THEN ONE CONDOM. It is like a guarentee that they will break. The rubber builds up friction and makes them much more likely to break. I see that I'm not the only person who knows this, but it is much more likely to get pregnant using multiple condoms then using one.

Anyways, I wanna throw a bit down, if you're doing it for your first, or HER first... I'd suggest doing it somewhere nice. I made a huge mistake with my first, and I live with the regret everyday. Just think it through. I didn't, because it was more of a act of the moment thing, and then there was no turning back. Don't really wanna talk bout the details, but you get the picture.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 04:40:48 PM
Men are preverts. If you're a man and you're not slightly preverted, there's something wrong with you.
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Post by: MrMister on July 11, 2006, 04:56:54 PM
Magnums are actually really good. They're made by Trojan :P
Anyways if you aren't especially voluptuous I reccomend regular Trojans. Don't listen to what Mid says. She's given awful advice in this thread, and she has like 40 STDs.
Anyways they are they are the most reliable condoms I can think of. As far as premarital sex goes, I did and I don't really regret it. It's something you kind of need to do. Physically.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 11, 2006, 05:33:29 PM
Bring her over here to Britain, you can do it at 16. Just don't visit my house >.>
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 11, 2006, 07:30:25 PM
WTF, sex isn´t necessarily related to love. A machine, with balls, would want some goody-goody too dammit. Stop talking about marriage and stuff, all the man needs is to protect himself properly.

Mid, somehow your friend did something wrong. Pills effectiveness is 99%.  If she takes em right, everyday at the same time, 2 thing could have happened:

-She´s got a real curse casted upon her.
-She´s got a real curse casted upon her.

I'll tell, to get pregnant under pills AND condom, now that´s some job for Chuck Norris. Seriously.
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Post by: Trevlac on July 11, 2006, 07:59:31 PM
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Love is definitely something I'vem ade my mistakes with. And I'm not saying, "I fell for the wrong girl." I mean, I've said it without understanding it. I've never been in love, I've had crushes and puppy love, but those aren't the same. From here on out I can only understand it more, that's the way I look at it. But I'm not rushing into it, I don't need to be in love. Like Emerates said, if there's no love, there's no point except that you're hormones are raging.


I'm glad SOMEONE I've said that too has his head right about what love isn't. Most people DIE of old age never having known what love truely is, and yet so many young people are so sure they are in love.

Honestly the best advice I can give about sex is: "Don't do it until you're ready to be a father." because honestly, gambling with your future for pleasure now isn't worth it. Even with a "supposed" 99% effectiveness rate of the pill and the compound help from a condom, she can still become pregnant. It's all probability. And life is another casino in which the House has the advantage...every time.
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Post by: SonicChaos7 on July 11, 2006, 09:21:50 PM
When you have sex is personal preference. No one can control when you decide to do it (unless your parents have someone spying on you, making sure it never happens). So, it's up to you when deciding when and where. No one else can make the decision for you. Just remember, if things go awry, you best face the consequences for your actions. But I'm sure you knew that.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 09:30:32 PM
I'd finish highschool first.

But then again, sex isn't a priority for me like it is to many guys.
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Post by: SonicChaos7 on July 11, 2006, 09:52:07 PM
I made it through high school without having sex. I'm one of those "wait until marriage" people. But, different strokes for different folks after all.
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Post by: Emerates on July 11, 2006, 10:12:02 PM
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I'd finish highschool first.

But then again, sex isn't a priority for me like it is to many guys.


Yeah, definitely finish school first.  Sex isn't my priority either, seems how the only girl I could be with isn't single... <.<  I'm focused more on my music at this point.

Don't worry about it.  When the time comes, it'll come.  Until then, just enjoy the surprises, and all that corny stuff.  If you care about this girl, I would wait, because like you said Dren, it could ruin both your plans for life, and everything would be hell.  So...  that's about all my wisdom on this subject.
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Post by: charaman on July 11, 2006, 11:58:40 PM
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I'd finish highschool first.

But then again, sex isn't a priority for me like it is to many guys.


you're just ugly and bitter.





:)
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 12, 2006, 12:08:58 AM
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I'd finish highschool first.

But then again, sex isn't a priority for me like it is to many guys.


you're just ugly and bitter.





:)


The ugly part is probally right XD.
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Post by: charaman on July 12, 2006, 12:29:12 AM
be happy :)
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 12, 2006, 12:56:32 AM
Well, you all make good points.

To trevlac, you reminded of something. I like to look at life as risks. And even though some people would like to call certain things unnecessary risks, I think sometimes they're okay. A risk is acceptable as long as you can accept all it's possible consequences. Here's what I'm gonna do, if she wants do do it, fine, if not, I won't even bother with the subject. I understand the consequences and am fine with our relationship either way. Besides, sex isn't a hot button issue between us right now. It was more a fleeting thought I figured I could get a quick answer for without any suspicion then the thread would die.







thought wrong. :p
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 12, 2006, 01:02:24 AM
WE ARE MEN!!!!

The first thing that comes to our mind when we hear underaged people renting a hotel is sex of course!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 12, 2006, 01:29:58 AM
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WE ARE MEN!!!!


Guess I forgot about that... I mean, on your part. lol jk dude
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 12, 2006, 02:02:49 AM
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WE ARE MEN!!!!


Guess I forgot about that... I mean, on your part. lol jk dude


You were like...Mr. Mister there.
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Post by: SonicChaos7 on July 12, 2006, 02:31:22 AM
No one compares to Mr. Mister.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 12, 2006, 03:32:00 AM
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No one compares to Mr. Mister.


He's right you know.
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Post by: MrMister on July 12, 2006, 04:11:22 AM
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Originally posted by Trevlac
I'm glad SOMEONE I've said that too has his head right about what love isn't. Most people DIE of old age never having known what love truely is, and yet so many young people are so sure they are in love.

Honestly the best advice I can give about sex is: "Don't do it until you're ready to be a father." because honestly, gambling with your future for pleasure now isn't worth it. Even with a "supposed" 99% effectiveness rate of the pill and the compound help from a condom, she can still become pregnant. It's all probability. And life is another casino in which the House has the advantage...every time.

ANALOGY WINS







Anyways it's obvious that young people don't love each other and say they do. The 'Most people DIE of old age never having known what love truely is,' comment is assholish, though. Makes you sound like a dickface who think he is somehow enlightened.
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Post by: SaiKar on July 12, 2006, 04:16:21 AM
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Originally posted by MrMister
The 'Most people DIE of old age never having known what love truely is,' comment is assholish, though. Makes you sound like a dickface who think he is somehow enlightened.


FACT

This is why MrMister gets away with as much crap as he does around here. He's usually right.
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Post by: Drace on July 12, 2006, 06:53:01 AM
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No one compares to Mr. Mister.


Gregory House from House does. But then again, I'm about 90% sure that Gregory House either:

A) Is MrMister
B) MM's father
C) MM's uncle
D) MM's brother
E) A clone of MM
or F) MM from the future send back to the past to entertain us.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 12, 2006, 10:15:30 AM
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Originally posted by SonicChaos7
No one compares to Mr. Mister.


Gregory House from House does. But then again, I'm about 90% sure that Gregory House either:

A) Is MrMister
B) MM's father
C) MM's uncle
D) MM's brother
E) A clone of MM
or F) MM from the future send back to the past to entertain us.


House = Mr. Mister. I'm 100% sure.

 
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No one compares to Mr. Mister.


Well, the man has balls dude, you can lick em if you want...
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Post by: Trevlac on July 12, 2006, 10:26:07 AM
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Originally posted by MrMister
Anyways it's obvious that young people don't love each other and say they do. The 'Most people DIE of old age never having known what love truely is,' comment is assholish, though. Makes you sound like a dickface who think he is somehow enlightened.


-.-
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Post by: MrMister on July 12, 2006, 05:44:48 PM
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Originally posted by MrMister
Anyways it's obvious that young people don't love each other and say they do. The 'Most people DIE of old age never having known what love truely is,' comment is assholish, though. Makes you sound like a dickface who think he is somehow enlightened.


-.-

I WUV YOU BEARY MUCH

PS I majored in Sexology and minored in mercy killings.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 12, 2006, 06:49:43 PM
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That is why you make a sex tape. If the woman is fine with it, then technically it's not rape.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 12, 2006, 08:01:46 PM
Get it in writing, then laminate said paper, then put said laminated paper in a safe deposit box at a bank.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 13, 2006, 12:09:09 AM
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Get it in writing, then laminate said paper, then put said laminated paper in a safe deposit box at a bank.


GREAT idea.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 13, 2006, 12:19:40 AM
My sarcasm detector just exploded... You owe me a new sarcasm detector!!! _veryangry_
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 13, 2006, 01:42:13 AM
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Get it in writing, then laminate said paper, then put said laminated paper in a safe deposit box at a bank.


OMG!!!! I bet that will make her even more horny!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 13, 2006, 01:59:09 AM
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Get it in writing, then laminate said paper, then put said laminated paper in a safe deposit box at a bank.


OMG!!!! I bet that will make her even more horny!


!!!XD!!!

Exactly what I was thinking...


NOT :taunt: lol
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 13, 2006, 02:16:07 AM
That was kinda sarcasm, if ya didn't get the joke.
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Post by: Drace on July 13, 2006, 04:37:09 AM
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That was kinda sarcasm, if ya didn't get the joke.


I got it. Wasn't all that great, but a 15 on a scale of 100.
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Post by: Tomi on July 13, 2006, 01:21:29 PM
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That was kinda sarcasm, if ya didn't get the joke.


I got it. Wasn't all that great, but a 15 on a scale of 100.





Wouldn't you like to give your wife your virginity?  I mean, that would be a great present.
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Post by: Drace on July 13, 2006, 02:26:38 PM
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Originally posted by Drace
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That was kinda sarcasm, if ya didn't get the joke.


I got it. Wasn't all that great, but a 15 on a scale of 100.





Wouldn't you like to give your wife your virginity?  I mean, that would be a great present.
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I think she would be more thinking something like: "**** it, now I got to do all the work in bed..."
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 13, 2006, 04:25:30 PM
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Originally posted by Tomi
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Originally posted by Drace
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
That was kinda sarcasm, if ya didn't get the joke.


I got it. Wasn't all that great, but a 15 on a scale of 100.





Wouldn't you like to give your wife your virginity?  I mean, that would be a great present.
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I think she would be more thinking something like: "**** it, now I got to do all the work in bed..."


Yeah...I´d prefer giving her the best sex ever than that awkward stuff you do in the first time. The first time is weird and it sux major @ss.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 13, 2006, 04:29:43 PM
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Originally posted by Drace
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Originally posted by Tomi
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Originally posted by Drace
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
That was kinda sarcasm, if ya didn't get the joke.


I got it. Wasn't all that great, but a 15 on a scale of 100.





Wouldn't you like to give your wife your virginity?  I mean, that would be a great present.
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I think she would be more thinking something like: "**** it, now I got to do all the work in bed..."


Yeah...I´d prefer giving her the best sex ever than that awkward stuff you do in the first time. The first time is weird and it sux major @ss.


to some, a person's virginity is more important than others. To me, it's really not that big a deal. It's important, but like, it's like the first time with anything. Hopefully, there'll be more than one. lol.
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Post by: MrMister on July 13, 2006, 05:11:16 PM
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Yeah...I´d prefer giving her the best sex ever than that awkward stuff you do in the first time. The first time is weird and it sux major @ss.

Heh, I practiced first. Like a million times.
I've broken a girl's virginity. It's not great. I was like WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT and it was just gross.
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Post by: Razor on July 14, 2006, 09:20:30 AM
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Post by: Trevlac on July 14, 2006, 02:03:40 PM
Your Trevlac a'splode.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 14, 2006, 06:30:11 PM
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Yeah...I´d prefer giving her the best sex ever than that awkward stuff you do in the first time. The first time is weird and it sux major @ss.

Heh, I practiced first. Like a million times.
I've broken a girl's virginity. It's not great. I was like WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT and it was just gross.


Yeah, it´s not good at all...sometimes it demands some...strenght and some...pushing in.

No no, virginity sucka!
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Post by: MrMister on July 14, 2006, 06:47:00 PM
It's not rape if:
She's on top
Changes her mind later
Is old enough
Exists
Is unconcious
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Post by: Desimodontidae on July 14, 2006, 07:57:19 PM
You guys dont seem to understand how hard it is to actually hold back. I got a good reminder of that this week... it's just when you really like a person... and you're alone... it starts slowly but... bleh........ I'll let you figure it out for yourself.
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Post by: charaman on July 14, 2006, 08:05:51 PM
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Originally posted by Desimodontidae
You guys dont seem to understand how hard it is to actually hold back. I got a good reminder of that this week... it's just when you really like a person... and you're alone... it starts slowly but... bleh........ I'll let you figure it out for yourself.


amen muthafucka.
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Post by: Robotam on July 14, 2006, 08:25:16 PM
Topics about sex always gets at least 7 pages.
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Post by: Drace on July 14, 2006, 08:30:32 PM
It's because we're horny bastards.
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Post by: SonicChaos7 on July 14, 2006, 08:52:49 PM
It happens on a board that is pre-dominately male.
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Post by: Tomi on July 14, 2006, 09:20:12 PM
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It's because we're horny bastards.

werd.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 14, 2006, 09:22:33 PM
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It happens on a board that is pre-dominately male.


werd