Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2006, 02:35:53 AM
Harvest Moon: Matrix
You've been trapped in this virtual farm and you didn't knew it, but now you do, and you shall save the whole world while making profit with your farm!
Metal Gear Solid: Pinball
You lose the game if the ball makes any sound, touches any enemies or is seen. Every 3 stages you must defeat a Metal Gear by bouncin the ball in it many times.
Tetris: Pinball
I dunno how I came up with this one, neither I know how would it work, but I know for sure I wouldn't play it.
The Internet Saga
You play as a nerd who needs to learn how not to be nerd through the internet. The history has a tragic ending.
You Can't Win
It's a game over screen. Only that.
You Can't Lose
You turn on the video game and the credits roll. (there was once a PS1 CD that came with that defect)
Shadow of Collossus: Rampage
Same as SoC, but YOU'RE the Collossus.
You guys feel free to add more.
Post by: Tomi on July 18, 2006, 02:40:30 AM
Post by: Darkfox on July 18, 2006, 02:46:38 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 18, 2006, 02:49:25 AM
Post by: Darkfox on July 18, 2006, 03:00:22 AM
Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2006, 03:03:14 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 18, 2006, 03:03:15 AM
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Originally posted by Darkfox
Now that just don't make sense at all O_o
Exactly why I would rather burn it.
Post by: Desimodontidae on July 18, 2006, 03:03:27 AM
Let's Wait in Line
Nada III
Well... actually.... I LOVE Nada III. I love the entire Nada series.
Post by: Darkfox on July 18, 2006, 03:21:09 AM
Post by: Razor on July 18, 2006, 03:34:17 AM
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Originally posted by Grandy
Tetris: Pinball
Given the complete ambiguity, I would certainly play that.
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 03:36:25 AM
Super Mario Brothers: The Movie: The Game
Arsenic & Old Lace: The Game (But I liked the movie)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 18, 2006, 04:02:09 AM
Post by: Bluhman on July 18, 2006, 04:11:02 AM
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 04:37:18 AM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
I have Cancer: The Game.
XD
Post by: Drace on July 18, 2006, 08:46:08 AM
Post by: Emerates on July 18, 2006, 01:46:22 PM
Post by: Almeidaboo on July 18, 2006, 01:46:29 PM
Just ewwww...
Or Final Fantasy: Advent of Males.
Same reaction as above.
Post by: coreystranick on July 18, 2006, 01:58:13 PM
(haha sorry MIC just had to.)
Post by: Fortet on July 18, 2006, 02:33:38 PM
Post by: Robotam on July 18, 2006, 03:05:56 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2006, 03:37:19 PM
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Super gay Mario World
Buy the "350 NES games" for PS1, there's a hack version of maria called just that. It's the same, really, but mario and luigi dress a little... awkwardly, and the enemies remind some things i can't say here.
Post by: Drace on July 18, 2006, 03:43:48 PM
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Originally posted by coreystranick
Metal Tears....err I mean Megaman: Ronald Mcdonald Stories
(haha sorry MIC just had to.)
Metal Tears Solid
Metal Tears Solid 2: Razorblades of Liberty
Metal Tears Solid 3: Razor Eater.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 18, 2006, 04:11:37 PM
You'd never be able to beat that game! Or:
Pokemon: Hentai League
Post by: Almeidaboo on July 18, 2006, 04:12:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
quote: Super gay Mario World
Buy the "350 NES games" for PS1, there's a hack version of maria called just that. It's the same, really, but mario and luigi dress a little... awkwardly, and the enemies remind some things i can't say here.
ROFLMAOALMOSTDYINGFORLAUGHINGSOHARD...
Post by: MrMister on July 18, 2006, 04:46:14 PM
You tour, playing some songs. But all the songs are by Keane.
Post by: Desimodontidae on July 18, 2006, 04:50:17 PM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
I have Cancer: The Game.
Nice...
Post by: Apex on July 18, 2006, 04:52:01 PM
Animal Crossing: Road Kill Edition.
Post by: charaman on July 18, 2006, 05:38:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MrMister
The Adventures of Keane..
You tour, playing some songs. But all the songs are by Keane.
I would kill myself before I played that game.
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 18, 2006, 06:12:23 PM
Post by: Cerebus on July 18, 2006, 06:43:36 PM
Pokémon Fushia version
Resident Evil : Code Brian Peppers
Advance Wars : Asshole rising
...
Okay, I don't have a lot of imagination today...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 18, 2006, 08:27:49 PM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 18, 2006, 08:51:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Fuck Rosie o Donnell: The Game.
O_Omg!
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 09:32:44 PM
365 Ways to Tie a Knot: Party Edition
Mario Party 4
Post by: Cerebus on July 18, 2006, 09:37:35 PM
Post by: Apex on July 18, 2006, 10:06:35 PM
Post by: Darkfox on July 18, 2006, 10:08:02 PM
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 10:17:15 PM
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Originally posted by Apex
Meatspin The game.
Hurk!! *twitch twitch*
Post by: Big_Duke on July 18, 2006, 11:59:46 PM
Eat Fruit: Banana Edition
Fatman: Lard Tommarow
Post by: chronoman on July 19, 2006, 12:15:03 AM
Post by: Desimodontidae on July 19, 2006, 12:30:57 AM
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Originally posted by Cerebus
Mario Lemon Party 1 to 7
XD
Post by: Arcanagirl on July 19, 2006, 02:26:27 AM
Post by: Tomi on July 19, 2006, 02:28:54 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 19, 2006, 02:30:58 AM
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 19, 2006, 02:34:41 AM
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Originally posted by chronoman
phantasy star 1-3
*kills you*
Super Goatse Bros.
Post by: Tomi on July 19, 2006, 02:36:41 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 19, 2006, 02:50:30 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 19, 2006, 02:51:37 AM
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Originally posted by drenrin2120
Multiplayer: The Game (Multiplayer not included)
Only because it runs off of Tomi and my posts do I find this: XD!
Post by: Djanki on July 19, 2006, 03:20:54 AM
ET: The Extra Terrestrial 2
Clam Digger
Video Quiji
Insult Master
Moonmaster
The Matrix
The Thug Game Where You Steal Cars and Shoot People In A Sandbox Style Game That Is An Uninspired Copy Of Grand Theft Auto
Madden
Let's Shave Chuck Norris' Beard!!
Post by: Archem on July 19, 2006, 03:30:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Arcanagirl
Mario's Super Kite Flying Adventure
Fuckin' Mario Steals Another Game Idea: Multiplayer Edition
Suck That Cock! (Multiplayer included, but you'll want to call first player every time.)
Post by: coreystranick on July 19, 2006, 03:34:07 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 19, 2006, 03:35:48 AM
Post by: Grandy on July 19, 2006, 03:40:31 AM
Final Fantasy VII: We're Pushing Our Luck With This Title, Ain't We?
Super Mario Bros: REALITY
(Mario: Jumps in a pipe, falls in the sewers and drowns in middle of sh*t
Luigi: Eats murshroon, dies.
Bowser: Acts like a normal lizard.
Peach: Acts like Paris Hilton)
Post by: coreystranick on July 19, 2006, 03:40:31 AM
Post by: Gary on July 19, 2006, 04:34:00 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 19, 2006, 04:36:17 AM
Post by: MrMister on July 19, 2006, 05:11:36 AM
Post by: Drace on July 19, 2006, 05:50:27 AM
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Originally posted by MrMister
Moonwalker for Sega Genesis
xD! I saw a picture where he went in a closet with a boy in that game xD!
Post by: shadus on July 19, 2006, 05:59:41 AM
Post by: coreystranick on July 19, 2006, 06:24:34 AM
Sim's Life: San Fransisco Addition
Sim's Life: Politics Expasion (Bush in SanFran? Hmm.....)
Sim's Life: Guy-only sleep over (Special Geust MJ, vertain requirements though)
Post by: neb87 on July 19, 2006, 07:31:00 AM
Bird Hunting with Dick Cheney
The adventers of eMo MaN- Depression of Hopelessness 2
Post by: Almeidaboo on July 19, 2006, 11:41:02 AM
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Originally posted by Grandy
Almeidaboo Goes to New York
_sweat_ Why not?
I wouldn´t play...Marvel-Broke Back Mountain Crossover X(
Post by: neb87 on July 19, 2006, 11:54:13 AM
George Bush Jr Math
Terminator 4- Illegal Immigration
Post by: Emerates on July 19, 2006, 12:46:41 PM
Charasity Deathmatch: Shoot Me Now
Charasity Deathmatch: Your Mom Enters Room
Charasity Deathmatch: MacGyver Thread
Charasity Deathmatch: N00b Smiter
Animal Breeding: The Game: The Movie: The Game
Broke Back Vs. DC Comics
Post by: Almeidaboo on July 19, 2006, 12:57:13 PM
Post by: Revolution911 on July 19, 2006, 01:50:25 PM
Post by: WarxePB on July 19, 2006, 02:36:12 PM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 19, 2006, 02:37:15 PM
Post by: Drace on July 20, 2006, 07:23:21 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 20, 2006, 05:23:54 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 20, 2006, 05:30:08 PM
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 20, 2006, 05:31:42 PM
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 20, 2006, 05:57:23 PM
Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 20, 2006, 06:03:55 PM
What's sad is that it can happen.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 20, 2006, 06:05:47 PM
Post by: Tomi on July 20, 2006, 06:16:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Charas Pub: The Game... what's wrong with that? It could be awesome.
I would buy that.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 20, 2006, 06:56:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Pregnancy VI: Big Duke
I don't think anyone would play that game.
Post by: Archem on July 20, 2006, 07:12:22 PM
Ugh... I just had some really really old Pringles...
>.>
Really Really Old Pringles: Reduced Fat Edition
Post by: Tomi on July 20, 2006, 07:24:12 PM
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
quote: Originally posted by Meiscool
Pregnancy VI: Big Duke
I don't think anyone would play that game.
Uhh, I think thats the purpose of the thread...
Post by: Solstacefaerie on July 20, 2006, 08:54:08 PM
A RPG game with a major twist! Play as a monster
who is running for his life from all the crazy heroes
intent on killing him and bringing up their attack levels!!
Spoiler: You die shortly after you begin the game.
Post by: Robotam on July 20, 2006, 08:56:47 PM
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 20, 2006, 09:22:05 PM
Pregnancy: The Simulation
*COMES WITH SPECIAL CONTROLLER!*
Post by: Tomi on July 20, 2006, 09:43:53 PM
Post by: Archem on July 20, 2006, 09:46:47 PM
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Originally posted by Tomi
"Animal Crossing" :p
:(
On another note...
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Megaman: Ronald Mcdonald Stories
Anyone ever hear of this thing?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 20, 2006, 09:57:47 PM
Post by: Tomi on July 20, 2006, 10:00:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
*ahem* Jek RPG.
XD.
Super Monkey Balls.
Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 20, 2006, 10:01:17 PM
The Grand Theft Auto Trading Card Game
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 20, 2006, 10:12:21 PM
>.>
<.<
Post by: Archem on July 20, 2006, 10:16:06 PM
Isaac Oldmanton's Pro Rascaling*
Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence**
Super Mario Streakers
King Crabs and His Syphillus Soldiers vs. General Gonorrhea
Halo 3: GBA Edition***
* A Rascal is a brand of electric wheelchair, for those not in the know.
** http://img24.exs.cx/img24/4720/whizgame.jpg
*** But I sure as hell want to play the XBox 360 (or hopefully a PC) version!
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 20, 2006, 11:30:20 PM
Post by: Emerates on July 24, 2006, 12:34:04 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 24, 2006, 01:31:33 AM
Post by: Weregnome on July 24, 2006, 08:22:45 AM
Featuring such favourites as:
"Don't Go Helping the Lower Class" John Howard and Peter Costello (Don't go breaking my heart)
"I hate different coloured people" Amanda Van Stone and Phillip Ruddock (I like big butts.... whatever its called)
and the international hit
"This is an Americanised Australia" John Howard feat Alexander Downer and Tony Abbott (This ios Australia)
Or I wouldn't want to play
Gary Glitter and the Orphanage
Post by: EXO Muffin on July 24, 2006, 01:13:56 PM
Somario (Mario interperetted in a Sonic style)
Donkey Kong Jr. Math (You can figure this out)
Mario is Missing (You're Luigi. You go around the world, and take pictures and stomp grey Koopa Troopas, that are bank robbers! Whooo! Also, talk to badly stereotyped people.Some of them actually look like 8-bit versions of Lupin the 3rd. You clear the world some how, get to Bowser's castle and unlock a new door! For several hours per door! 8 times!)
Mario's Time Machine (Mario finds Bowser is using his time machine to badly alter the fabric of the space-time continuum, by stealing stuff from other times and places! You go through a door, do some classic Mario Bros. fighting, and get the artifact, which you bring to the right place, at the right time.)
And here's some I came up with!:
Russian Roulette 2: Let's All Play With 6 Bullets! (Multiplayer)
Let's Play An Alternate Game Console On Our Own
By the way, has anybody played a non-DDR game with the dance mat? Because if you have, you are awesome.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 24, 2006, 05:17:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by EXO Muffin
By the way, has anybody played a non-DDR game with the dance mat? Because if you have, you are awesome.
I've done that. :p I played FFX for a little while with the dance mat. I couldn't change characters because no L or R buttons.
I also played Star Ocean 2 with a steering wheel. Buttons kept randomly being pressed on their own. @_@
Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 24, 2006, 05:59:03 PM
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By the way, has anybody played a non-DDR game with the dance mat? Because if you have, you are awesome.
Play a fighting game with one against someone. If you can pull off a combo, it rules. It works best with games like Mortal Kombat (since you don't use the R and L buttons that much).
What's wierd is that I can dance, but I suck at real DDR.
Post by: MrMister on July 24, 2006, 06:15:00 PM
And Archem, you're gay. MC Kids was the best McDonald's game, and it WAS fun, so go eat a colostomy bag.
'Planters the Dry Roasted Peanut'.
You get the different flavours as upgrades to your 'peeny gun'. Honey roasted makes your enemies roll around due to delicious. The last boss is a log of ****--with a pistachio coming out of his head.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 24, 2006, 06:46:43 PM
*Shudders* even a game of it would make me feel ill.
Post by: WarxePB on July 24, 2006, 07:26:35 PM
Wii Wee (take a virtual pee)
Super Mario Auto (Mario in GTA with fireballs and hammers instead of guns and Peach in Hot Coffee)
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 24, 2006, 07:46:56 PM
(we play that game all the time =D but i wouldnt want it in a game system.)
Post by: MrMister on July 24, 2006, 07:50:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Final Fantasy XIII (you boot it up, it says "Thanks for playing", and explodes)
Wii Wee (take a virtual pee)
Super Mario Auto (Mario in GTA with fireballs and hammers instead of guns and Peach in Hot Coffee)
Peach is hot tbh
Post by: Archem on July 24, 2006, 10:17:51 PM
Guitar Hero: Banjo Edition
Post by: Blazingheart on July 25, 2006, 06:40:07 PM
You are Kong,totally zombified,and can eat all the city? WTF
Post by: Emerates on July 25, 2006, 08:48:39 PM
Post by: EXO Muffin on July 26, 2006, 02:23:39 AM
Mario Resets the VCR Clock!
If you want the rest, you can watch The Decline of Video Gaming (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/158631)! It's awesome. One of my favorite parts is in Decline 2, with Auron and Tidus drawn in the style of South Park Canadians.
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 26, 2006, 03:23:40 AM
Post by: Glitch on July 26, 2006, 02:48:05 PM
Kingdom Hearts III : Jiminey's Revenge
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 26, 2006, 03:57:30 PM
'nuff said
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 26, 2006, 04:15:54 PM
Pregnancy 9.750 Rehash: Kim Jong Ill
EDIT: Plumber: The Day that Drain-o-Max Was Not Enough...
Post by: Mellie-Master on July 26, 2006, 04:34:59 PM
Exmortis(also creepy)
It the game (also creepy)
Children of the corn the game (also creepy)
Singing in the rain!
George bush rpg(DIE MF!!! :frag: )
Winx the game (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)
White House Tycoon
400 jears in the basement(BOOOORING!!!!)
Medabots AX 2
Mr.Rogers and the 40 neightborhoods
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 26, 2006, 06:05:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
quote: Originally posted by Tomi
"Animal Crossing" :p
:(
On another note...
quote: Megaman: Ronald Mcdonald Stories
Anyone ever hear of this thing?
Try playing it. It's much worse. The whole thing's an ad.
"OMFG!! I LOST MY BAG OF WONDERS!!!"
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on July 26, 2006, 09:39:26 PM
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Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Try playing it. It's much worse. The whole thing's an ad.
"OMFG!! I LOST MY BAG OF WONDERS!!!"
The horror... the effing freaking horrror...
Post by: Weregnome on July 27, 2006, 12:18:57 AM
With the Mario series, I'm expecting much more crazy expansions and remakes such as:
Mario: Science Lectures
Mario: Paint Drying
and the highly anticapted- Super Mario Brothers Remake 59!. It includes original graphics and gameplay. It only costs $100 to play it....