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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Meiscool-2 on August 15, 2006, 01:43:21 AM

Title: Jew Theroy.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 15, 2006, 01:43:21 AM

Here's my theory. Jesus (Hebrew name Yeshua) was the messiah for real. The Jews hate Jesus for "pretending" to be the son of God (Yahweh). So they renounce Jesus. This pissed Jesus off so he reincarnated himself as Hitler. Throughout his life he aspired to become a painter until one day he was rejected. Then he remembered that he was Jesus and said "**** you, I'm a dragon!" and went about killing Jews for blaspheming his name all those years.

So really Adolf Hitler is Jesus, and he didn't commit genocide, he exacted his godly revenge upon heretics!

Discuss.

EDIT: Cuddos to Davis for helping me with this Theroy.

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Post by: Tomi on August 15, 2006, 01:49:24 AM

>_<

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Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on August 15, 2006, 01:53:17 AM

^ word

I was ready to read something actually interesting but..
Wtf? you made it sound like a bunch of sarcasm and idiotecy.
If you are gonna be serious about any theory, well be serious about it.

Thats the lamest one i've heard so far; nice one. I'll give you the award... along with davis, who is no surprice of this mention.

so by far, this makes me lawl at you and davis.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 15, 2006, 01:59:04 AM

Dude, you form a theory on what is known at the time the theory is formulated. We know Jesus was persecuted by jews, the bible says Jesus rose from the dead, we understanbd the mental idea of ervenge, and we don't know why Hitler hated jews (If anybody comes in and says "Its his jewish granny" or "His jewish teacher!" or other etc, I will eat their brains), so it is plausible theory.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 15, 2006, 02:00:21 AM

Jesus > j00

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Post by: DragonBlaze on August 15, 2006, 02:01:15 AM

 

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Then he remembered that he was Jesus and said "**** you, I'm a dragon!"

He was a dragon  :o

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Post by: Ace of Spades on August 15, 2006, 02:02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Jesus > j00

*gasp!* Jesus is greater than a Jew?!?!1

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Post by: SaiKar on August 15, 2006, 02:03:55 AM

Stop trying to stir up trouble for trouble's sake.