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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Meiscool-2 on August 29, 2006, 04:50:44 PM

Title: Lamest... Post.... Ever....
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 29, 2006, 04:50:44 PM

Meh, I've been reading at lot on a bunch of forums latly... and I've noticed a sudden increase in majorly stupid posts. Reading these posts brings me joy, because I laugh at the thought of how certain people can be so utterly lame.

Hence, I create this topic to share the LAMEST post you've read in the past week or so on charas, or any other forum that you go to. Just give a brief description of what's going on, then post the quote.

Example: I post in a person's game thread about his maps, he notices my shiny yellow letters and posts:

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Originally posted by omegarirue
stfu fool ur almost banned and evry 1 hates you my new maps r 10x better then urs and i have a new menu map system which ur to retarted to make

Sweet.

So, post your quotes. And BTW, don't quote this as the lamest post ever. That's sooooooo ****ing original man.

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Post by: Revolution911 on August 29, 2006, 04:54:27 PM

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Originally posted by Meiscool
Meh, I've been reading at lot on a bunch of forums latly... and I've noticed a sudden increase in majorly stupid posts. Reading these posts brings me joy, because I laugh at the thought of how certain people can be so utterly lame.

Hence, I create this topic to share the LAMEST post you've read in the past week or so on charas, or any other forum that you go to. Just give a brief description of what's going on, then post the quote.

Example: I post in a person's game thread about his maps, he notices my shiny yellow letters and posts:

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Originally posted by omegarirue stfu fool ur almost banned and evry 1 hates you my new maps r 10x better then urs and i have a new menu map system which ur to retarted to make

Sweet.

So, post your quotes. And BTW, don't quote this as the lamest post ever. That's sooooooo ******* original man.

lol

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Post by: Cosmos on August 29, 2006, 04:59:10 PM

lmao, I'll find one later.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 29, 2006, 05:31:20 PM

Some guy on Gamefaqs:

 

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originally posted by some idiot
ffl2 your a hoe and f u dumbass

XD

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Post by: Archem on August 29, 2006, 07:06:46 PM

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Originally posted on the Black Mesa forums:
I'm a headcrap!

Title: Thank you Meis.
Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 29, 2006, 08:10:16 PM

This is my first time visiting Gaming World in months, but this had to be the funniest post I've EVER read in my life. What made it even funnier, was that he never said it was sarcasm...

The topic was a poll about whether you pick a male or a female as your main character.

Worthya:

Honestly, I can't stand playing as females in any video game because it makes me feel...gay. I'm sorry, but I'm a GUY. It just doesn't really feel right. As a guy, I relate to guys much easier. Whenever I'm playing a game, I always imagine myself in the shoes of the character that I'm playing, and man, it feels homo as HAIL when I'm playing as girl. I also hate it when I play as bishy feminine men such as Zidane and Vann. Sorry, but in my games, ALL of my main characters are MEN. And when I say MEN, I mean men that are actually MANLY, which includes men with large tight pecs (most preferably covered with hair), rockin' abs (also with hair), thighs of steel, BIG strong n' sexy arms that could hold even the worlds longest and thickest weapons, shoulders that could carry the heaviest load, a beautiful yet burly and scruffy face, and perhaps a solid butt. Unfortunately, most of the main "male" characters of RPGs that I've played lately look like gay feminine men. It's hard to imagine how the lead females fall in love with them without feeling like a lesbian.

Sorry if I offended any homosexuals and womens rights activists, including male womens right activists (omg, wtf is wrong with you?!?!), but as 50% of the poll takers say, main characters are better off as male.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 29, 2006, 08:22:29 PM

 

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but as 50% of the poll takers say, main characters are better off as male.

o_0

Yeah, because 50% is so much larger than the other 50%. XD

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Post by: Razor on August 29, 2006, 08:39:38 PM

lol FFL


Also, I usually play as Peach in the Mario Kart games (excluding Double Dash, her special is nothing to me)
This comes back from the days of the SNES or perhaps the N64, where Peach would be high in accelleration.

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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 29, 2006, 08:45:54 PM

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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
This is my first time visiting Gaming World in months, but this had to be the funniest post I've EVER read in my life. What made it even funnier, was that he never said it was sarcasm...

The topic was a poll about whether you pick a male or a female as your main character.

Worthya:

Honestly, I can't stand playing as females in any video game because it makes me feel...gay. I'm sorry, but I'm a GUY. It just doesn't really feel right. As a guy, I relate to guys much easier. Whenever I'm playing a game, I always imagine myself in the shoes of the character that I'm playing, and man, it feels homo as HAIL when I'm playing as girl. I also hate it when I play as bishy feminine men such as Zidane and Vann. Sorry, but in my games, ALL of my main characters are MEN. And when I say MEN, I mean men that are actually MANLY, which includes men with large tight pecs (most preferably covered with hair), rockin' abs (also with hair), thighs of steel, BIG strong n' sexy arms that could hold even the worlds longest and thickest weapons, shoulders that could carry the heaviest load, a beautiful yet burly and scruffy face, and perhaps a solid butt. Unfortunately, most of the main "male" characters of RPGs that I've played lately look like gay feminine men. It's hard to imagine how the lead females fall in love with them without feeling like a lesbian.

Sorry if I offended any homosexuals and womens rights activists, including male womens right activists (omg, wtf is wrong with you?!?!), but as 50% of the poll takers say, main characters are better off as male.

Hah! That is pretty funny considering he says the point of the post is to defend himself as being not gay, but the posts pretty much screams LOOK AT ME I'M GAY. And yeah, as you said it doesn't really  sound sarcastic.

Lol, didn't want the look at me I'm gay line to be offensive to anyone, but the way he writes it, it sounds as if he's giving himself an orgasm.

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Post by: Razor on August 29, 2006, 09:05:45 PM

Holy Hell, you're right! I hope someone pointed this out to him.


What a gay.

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Post by: neb87 on August 29, 2006, 09:53:10 PM

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Originally posted by Djanki
A few minor complaints: there are more curse words and...'topless' or 'near topless' moments in here than in the anime

I think u guys remember this one

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Post by: Cosmos on August 29, 2006, 09:56:38 PM

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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

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but as 50% of the poll takers say, main characters are better off as male.

o_0

Yeah, because 50% is so much larger than the other 50%. XD

XD!!!!

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 29, 2006, 10:03:23 PM

I'm sure you all remember this...

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Random RM2k Guy

liek hey guys yur kool an can you make me a charse plz plz plz like sephritoh wit the sord an hare hes cool an if yu dun like sephrohti then yur gay

Doesn't Have a Sandwich

How about, "NO?!"


Dragonblaze
Yes, you might want to become part of the Charas community, first. Try being a little more nice.

Random RM2k Guy
liek i was juts axing 4 help u dun hav b meen bout it jeez wtf
stfu nub!

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Post by: WarxePB on August 29, 2006, 10:05:34 PM

I believe

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[STRIKE]Random RM2k Guy[/STRIKE]EXO Muffin
liek hey guys yur kool an can you make me a charse plz plz plz like sehpirht an if you dun lik sephritoh then yur gay stfu nub!

is more accurate. :)

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Post by: EXO Muffin on August 29, 2006, 10:11:03 PM

Indeed, Warxe, indeed. I actually enjoy insults.

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Post by: Apex on August 29, 2006, 10:42:43 PM

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Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
I believe

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Random RM2k GuyEXO Muffin liek hey guys yur kool an can you make me a charse plz plz plz like sehpirht an if you dun lik sephritoh then yur gay stfu nub!

is more accurate. :)

And you are much one to talk Warxe?

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Originally from the Admin and Mod activity list.
Date: Wed 11 Aug 2004, 11:16 pm
Mod: SaiKar (261)
Post owner: Warxe_PhoenixBlade (6771)
Action: deletethread
Thread: RTP Sephiroth? (4369)
Forum: Requests (5)

First off, you can make no excusses, YOU POSTED A TOPIC REQUESTING AN RTP STYLE SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!

That is the ultimate task of newbieness.

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Post by: WarxePB on August 29, 2006, 11:04:21 PM

Gagh! For the last time, it was a silver-haired battlechar with black armor that looked remarkably like Sephiroth.

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Post by: Cosmos on August 29, 2006, 11:07:54 PM

Yeah, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

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Post by: Apex on August 30, 2006, 12:02:55 AM

You were requesting a Character set that was already made?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 30, 2006, 12:05:35 AM

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Originally posted by EXO Muffin
I'm sure you all remember this...

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Random RM2k Guy liek hey guys yur kool an can you make me a charse plz plz plz like sephritoh wit the sord an hare hes cool an if yu dun like sephrohti then yur gay Doesn't Have a Sandwich How about, "NO?!" Dragonblaze Yes, you might want to become part of the Charas community, first. Try being a little more nice. Random RM2k Guy liek i was juts axing 4 help u dun hav b meen bout it jeez wtf stfu nub!

Thats gotta be a misquote. I never use "NO!?" with th "!?". Its to blunt, doesn't fit my style.

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Post by: Tomi on August 30, 2006, 12:11:45 AM

Do PM's count?  If so, Jek takes the win.

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Originally posted by Tomi:
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Originally posted by Jek:
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Originally posted by Tomi:
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Originally posted by Jek:
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how the hell did this happen? you switched with meiscool?
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Meiscool and I hacked Charas, that's how.
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LOL
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No, seriously. We are working on hacking Charas to make us both admins. Then we can ban n00bs like you. It's quite fun.
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i quit the forum. im only replying messages on the forum. ban me if you like but i dont care

BTW, this was when Meis and I changed identities (not mimic'd, juki).

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 30, 2006, 12:13:37 AM

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Originally posted by Tomi
Do PM's count?  If so, Jek takes the win.

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Originally posted by Tomi: ------------------ Originally posted by Jek: ------------------ Originally posted by Tomi: ------------------ Originally posted by Jek: ------------------ how the hell did this happen? you switched with meiscool? ------------------ Meiscool and I hacked Charas, that's how. ------------------ LOL ------------------ No, seriously. We are working on hacking Charas to make us both admins. Then we can ban n00bs like you. It's quite fun. ------------------ i quit the forum. im only replying messages on the forum. ban me if you like but i dont care

BTW, this was when Meis and I changed identities (not mimic'd, juki).

Ohhhhhhhhhhh... Tomi if only I had access to ZKX, I could show you some funny *** pms.

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Post by: Cosmos on August 30, 2006, 12:47:36 AM

Like the big dukes one, kir? that **** was funnie XD

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 30, 2006, 12:49:05 AM

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Originally posted by Midnight
Like the big dukes one, kir? that **** was funnie XD

Or clockworkroutine, or 99redballoons, or nikey, or andrew.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 30, 2006, 01:04:34 AM

Clockwork was halirious. He was trying to get us to flame him, and started bitching because we wouldn't. Funny guy.

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Post by: Archem on August 30, 2006, 01:29:47 AM

Whoa! You guys get PMs?!!

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Post by: RuneBlade on August 30, 2006, 04:18:57 AM

This happened in a game I usually play sometimes

Random dude: *frequently swears in Swedish, I understand him since im swe to, noone else does tho*
Me: You think you could stop swearing and play already?
Random dude: stfu!

a while later..

Random dude: seriously, how old are you, like 8? Youre  probably black too

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Post by: Drace on August 30, 2006, 10:16:30 AM

Some dude who used the "I Like Big Butts" song as an insult against Sandwich aka ZKX.

Title: Ooh! Ooh! I got one!
Post by: Razor on August 30, 2006, 11:43:06 AM

Who could forget this valuable little gem?


Jynce makes a thread celebrating the birthday of someone not well known, who has a low post count. After fellow forumers point this out, his delightful rebuttal...

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Originally posted by jynce
Hey,you shouldn't be mistreated just because you have little post count just like black people,just because were black we have to go to the back of the bus,just because were black we can't vote,just because he has 30 posts he can't get wished a happy birthday?

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Post by: Robotam Plus on August 30, 2006, 12:24:07 PM

This has to be my favorite thread in history. XD

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Post by: Drace on August 30, 2006, 01:28:34 PM

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Originally posted by Razor
Who could forget this valuable little gem?


Jynce makes a thread celebrating the birthday of someone not well known, who has a low post count. After fellow forumers point this out, his delightful rebuttal...

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Originally posted by jynce Hey,you shouldn't be mistreated just because you have little post count just like black people,just because were black we have to go to the back of the bus,just because were black we can't vote,just because he has 30 posts he can't get wished a happy birthday?

Yeah, that made me laugh out loud and mad.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 30, 2006, 06:51:20 PM

Another jynce moment.

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Originally posted by jynce
I do not know jynce,but i don't care what you think,no offense
i just don't want to confused to be someone else.

That one was great. Theres an art to dubble bubbles....er acounts.

Title: I didn't laugh...
Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 30, 2006, 08:06:58 PM

 Originally posted by jynce  

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Hey,you shouldn't be mistreated just because you have little post count just like black people,just because were black we have to go to the back of the bus,just because were black we can't vote,just because he has 30 posts he can't get wished a happy birthday?

That actually offended me.

jynce will for ever live on in my memories...for all the wrong reasons.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 31, 2006, 04:36:52 AM

Hehe, Jynce also spelled Sharingan wrong. What a moron.

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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 01, 2006, 08:45:23 PM

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Originally posted by Andrew78
your gonna make my Fucksing pridea shiity life yea i missed spelling the f word but i don't give a shiit and the other word to go to heell

...and Bluhman's response is worth a smirk.

 

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Originally posted by Bluhman
Oh dear Andy, you're so funny to interpert when you're angry!

your gonna! make my singing pride poopie life! yeah! I missed spelling the foward, but I don't give out toilets, and the other word that means to heal!

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