Originally posted by emiiru
Stabbed in the chest by a Stingray? i didn't know stingrays were beasts like that.
Originally posted by drenrin2120
Fuckin' stringrays!!! :frag:
Originally posted by Razor
"Well golly gosh, that probably would have done more damage"
Originally posted by Revolution911
I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch.
I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.
Originally posted by charaman
quote: Originally posted by Revolution911
I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch.
I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.
Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!
Originally posted by Archem2
quote: Originally posted by charaman
quote: Originally posted by Revolution911
I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch.
I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.
Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!
O_o What. The. Hell?
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.
Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
quote: Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.
Is safety guaranteed?
Originally posted by RuneBlade
Found this at 4chan
Originally posted by Razor
Also, Norris sucks.
Originally posted by charaman
quote: Originally posted by Revolution911
I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch.
I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.
Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!
Originally posted by Razor
quote: Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.
Yeah, travelling through the 5th dimension does not seem overtly easy.
Originally posted by Revolution911
quote: Originally posted by charaman
quote: Originally posted by Revolution911
I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch.
I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.
Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!
Steve Irwin doesent like to be fucked my anyone except Mrs. Irwin. Do you read the bible, stingray? Well theres this passage that I got memorized for special occasions. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity's of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brothers and you will now my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon the.
Originally posted by Revolution911
quote: Originally posted by charaman
quote: Originally posted by Revolution911
I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch.
I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.
Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!
Steve Irwin doesent like to be fucked my anyone except Mrs. Irwin. Do you read the bible, stingray? Well theres this passage that I got memorized for special occasions. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity's of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brothers and you will now my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon the.
Originally posted by EXO Muffin
quote: Originally posted by Razor
quote: Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.
Yeah, travelling through the 5th dimension does not seem overtly easy.
O RLY? According to Quantum Immortality, it does exist in some version of a Steve Irwin Death Universe, and since Quantum Immortality means we won't ever die because in one parallel universe, we'll be preserved, somehow, we'll eventually be able to get the dimension hopper from someone in a different, parallel universe of a Steve Irwin's death universe, so we can bring a Steve Irwin from another parallel universe into this one. What you say! LIK U DUN CAN DU DAT LIEK TEH GRANDFADUR THEROY!! Well, there is some parallel universe where that doesn't take effect, and the dimension hopper will be able to harness that power, so we will eventually be able to bring a parallel universe Steve Irwin into this universe and alter it so Steve Irwin never died!
In other words, in another place, a hopper can be used. Since the other versions of ourselves could be in there, because there are infinite parallel universes, they will bring Steve back to this one, some time in the past, which is in the future, because in one parallel universe, someone from a parallel universe will bring Steve back to this universe. And since there is a parallel universe of the parallel universe that's travelling to this one, that'll be an alternate us! Meaning we will, but not until we do. Which is before Steve Irwin died, which is in the future of this universe in the present of a parallel universe making this universe the same universe as the one where Steve Irwin never died. So he didn't! He died, but he's not dead because he died. Because he died a reincarnation of Steve Irwin, named Steve Irwin, lived in this universe at the same time as our Steve Irwin. We just have to wait for time to repeat itself, which we can wait that long because of Quantum Immortality.
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Because that never works. Have you ever seen that episode of Futurama where they go back to 1947, and Fry tries to keep saving his grandfather, but eventually he goes into a house that gets nuked to oblivion? Yeah. It's called the friggin Predestination Paradox.
And besides, if time travel were possible, Steve Irwin wouldn't have died in the first place.
Originally posted by EXO Muffin
quote: Originally posted by Razor
quote: Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.
Yeah, travelling through the 5th dimension does not seem overtly easy.
O RLY? According to Quantum Immortality, it does exist in some version of a Steve Irwin Death Universe, and since Quantum Immortality means we won't ever die because in one parallel universe, we'll be preserved, somehow, we'll eventually be able to get the dimension hopper from someone in a different, parallel universe of a Steve Irwin's death universe, so we can bring a Steve Irwin from another parallel universe into this one. What you say! LIK U DUN CAN DU DAT LIEK TEH GRANDFADUR THEROY!! Well, there is some parallel universe where that doesn't take effect, and the dimension hopper will be able to harness that power, so we will eventually be able to bring a parallel universe Steve Irwin into this universe and alter it so Steve Irwin never died!
In other words, in another place, a hopper can be used. Since the other versions of ourselves could be in there, because there are infinite parallel universes, they will bring Steve back to this one, some time in the past, which is in the future, because in one parallel universe, someone from a parallel universe will bring Steve back to this universe. And since there is a parallel universe of the parallel universe that's travelling to this one, that'll be an alternate us! Meaning we will, but not until we do. Which is before Steve Irwin died, which is in the future of this universe in the present of a parallel universe making this universe the same universe as the one where Steve Irwin never died. So he didn't! He died, but he's not dead because he died. Because he died a reincarnation of Steve Irwin, named Steve Irwin, lived in this universe at the same time as our Steve Irwin. We just have to wait for time to repeat itself, which we can wait that long because of Quantum Immortality.
Originally posted by EXO Muffin
Well, they did prevent the death of Hitler. Hitler is still alive, but this universe is just a parallel universe of the non-Hitler-death universe. They couldn't access this universe to prevent the death of him because he was already dead in another universe, which infinitely alters this universe because of the mirrored universes, so he died because he wasn't dead yet.
Philosophy of muffins:
Anything is possible, but not neccisarily in this universe. Laws of physics for,"there can't be that! This rule can't be true because it's not possible," rules do not apply, because since there are infinite parallel universes, there are possibilities in each, which rule out impossibilities in the whole of the multiverse. You can't prove me wrong, because whatever rules you input against this theory, they don't exist in some universes, making them not take effect when going through them. You can't say you can't go through them, because you can in one region.
Originally posted by drenrin2120
hm.. wow, I'm actually intrigued but what you just said muffin man. It's sort of the way I think. Anything is possible. If there is the opposite of matter (anti-matter) why not the opposite of gravity? Or Einstein? Or the opposite of a star? The universe is unbelievably massive, no scientist on Earth can be certain THEIR laws of physics apply everywhere especially since they're all based on theories and hypothesis and experiments. There could be unknown factors tampering the experiments, or true, but not 50,000 to the 50,000th power lightyears away.
Originally posted by drenrin2120
Or some kind of polar field seperating the two.
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: Originally posted by drenrin2120
Or some kind of polar field seperating the two.
Duh, it's called "Outer-Space".
Revvy
I think your all stupid. Screw parrallel universes. Steve Irwin fucking DIED.
Originally posted by Revolution911
I think your all stupid. Screw parrallel universes. Steve Irwin fucking DIED.
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
quote: Revvy
I think your all stupid. Screw parrallel universes. Steve Irwin fucking DIED.
Amen. It was just a joke. >_<
Although the cosmic stuff is rather interesting. Someone should start the semi-yearly cosmic stuff thread sometime soon.