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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: GreatNghiaHang on October 04, 2006, 04:18:34 AM

Title: Most try hard movie
Post by: GreatNghiaHang on October 04, 2006, 04:18:34 AM

In your opinion what do you think is the most try hard movie.

If you ask me it has to be "dungeons and dragons 2". It calls itself a fantasy which is a disgrace to all real cool fantasies like Lord of the Rings.

Title: DaVinci Code in 3 minutes
Post by: plightofthepureblood on October 04, 2006, 04:44:52 PM

The DaVinci  Code.
Alongside the most try hard book
The DaVinci Code.


My god, Ive seen better characters in a noobs  harvest moon fangame.

this is how it played out in my mind

"My name is tom hanks....Im a professor. I study Symbols."
"Im a mean catholic cop....my motives are hazy"
"Im a hot french girl. Im also a cryptologist. Tom hanks, may i speak to you in private?"

LATER ON

"The Cop wants to arrest you so that you  cant find out about the church's secrets."

"You mean the secret that Jesus may have had babies? and they walk among us?"

"Yeah that one."


Later On.....

"Wow, Jesus babies did alot of good stuff."
"Yeah, about that....the church is really uptight about it."


Later still

"Im an Albino Catholic Hitman who practices Masochism in the name of my faith"

TOm H: "Dont shoot me. I know stuff"
Girl"Yeah"
Cop "Hey, stop!"


In the End....

"Well french girl, turns out youre jesus granddaughter. And you gannma is buried under the louvre. Da vinci and newton were in on it too."

French girl "Yeah, I guess youre right."


End Movie

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 04, 2006, 06:30:42 PM

You can do that with anything.

FF7: Cloud: I hate mako!
Others: We do too!
Cloud: I just destroied mako building!
Others: Oh noes! Flashback!
Cloud: I have to kill Sephiroth for hurting Tifa!
Aeris: *dies*
Sephiroth: You can't beat me.
Cloud: I just did!
Spehiroth: How!?!?!? *dies*

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 04, 2006, 06:45:33 PM

Any modern horror movie.

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Post by: Drace on October 04, 2006, 07:06:55 PM

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Any modern horror movie.

*hugs Freddy vs Jason* Nu uh.

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Post by: Revolution911 on October 04, 2006, 07:19:56 PM

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Originally posted by Drace

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich Any modern horror movie.

*hugs Freddy vs Jason* Nu uh.

That movie SUCKED.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on October 04, 2006, 07:26:07 PM

For the record, the movie was a disgrace, but the book (The Da Vinci code) was better. In the book, she wasn't jesus' daughter, which I thought was a retarded thing to put in the movie.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 04, 2006, 07:35:15 PM

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Originally posted by drenrin2120
For the record, the movie was a disgrace, but the book (The Da Vinci code) was better. In the book, she wasn't jesus' daughter, which I thought was a retarded thing to put in the movie.

But its a movie. If he doesn't bone her in the end, there has to be a reason.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on October 04, 2006, 08:28:02 PM

The Blair Witch Project.
It's a horror movie, minus the horror.

Title: I'm gonna say Syrania
Post by: aboutasoandthis on October 04, 2006, 09:02:24 PM

Great movie, but if you really looked at the movie, it really really tried to tell you the American government and the CIA were evil.

We know.

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Post by: Drace on October 04, 2006, 09:29:17 PM

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Originally posted by Revolution911

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Originally posted by Drace quote: Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich Any modern horror movie. *hugs Freddy vs Jason* Nu uh.

That movie SUCKED.

You just say that because you have

- No taste
- Are a wuss
- Hated the music
- Are a faggot
- Will be dead soon, found in your bed with cut marks on your chest

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Post by: MrMister on October 04, 2006, 09:35:41 PM

All the Matrices.
They're cool, but at the same time, over done.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 04, 2006, 09:38:25 PM

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Originally posted by MrMister
All the Matrices.
They're cool, but at the same time, over done.

Hey, one kicked so much *** its not funny. Two and three was like watching an even more flaming gay version of Dragonball Z on its period.

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Post by: Razor on October 05, 2006, 01:21:09 AM

One was definately the best.
Two wasn't too bad, if you ask Weregnome he'd say the only problem was the dance scene. I liked the Neo/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith etc fight scene. That was awesome.
Three I never watched, but apparently that sucked. Namely the 20 minute long death scene. What the hell.

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Post by: Drace on October 05, 2006, 05:28:27 AM

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Originally posted by Razor
One was definately the best.
Two wasn't too bad, if you ask Weregnome he'd say the only problem was the dance scene. I liked the Neo/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith etc fight scene. That was awesome.
Three I never watched, but apparently that sucked. Namely the 20 minute long death scene. What the hell.

The Passion of Christ has a longer death scene.

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Post by: GreatNghiaHang on October 05, 2006, 07:10:59 AM

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Originally posted by plightofthepureblood
The DaVinci  Code.
Alongside the most try hard book
The DaVinci Code.


My god, Ive seen better characters in a noobs  harvest moon fangame.

this is how it played out in my mind

"My name is tom hanks....Im a professor. I study Symbols."
"Im a mean catholic cop....my motives are hazy"
"Im a hot french girl. Im also a cryptologist. Tom hanks, may i speak to you in private?"

LATER ON

"The Cop wants to arrest you so that you  cant find out about the church's secrets."

"You mean the secret that Jesus may have had babies? and they walk among us?"

"Yeah that one."


Later On.....

"Wow, Jesus babies did alot of good stuff."
"Yeah, about that....the church is really uptight about it."


Later still

"Im an Albino Catholic Hitman who practices Masochism in the name of my faith"

TOm H: "Dont shoot me. I know stuff"
Girl"Yeah"
Cop "Hey, stop!"


In the End....

"Well french girl, turns out youre jesus granddaughter. And you gannma is buried under the louvre. Da vinci and newton were in on it too."

French girl "Yeah, I guess youre right."


End Movie

Yeah you better be right. I was going to see the movie at some point but didn't have time.

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Post by: Robotam Plus on October 05, 2006, 11:25:04 AM

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Originally posted by Razor
One was definately the best.
Two wasn't too bad, if you ask Weregnome he'd say the only problem was the dance scene. I liked the Neo/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith etc fight scene. That was awesome.
Three I never watched, but apparently that sucked. Namely the 20 minute long death scene. What the hell.

I can't seem to understand how no one likes the third. I thought it was the best of the three, or perhaps as good as the first. All of the matrix series flawes are in the second movie, but it's still a good movie.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 05, 2006, 12:59:16 PM

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Originally posted by Robotam Plus

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Originally posted by Razor One was definately the best. Two wasn't too bad, if you ask Weregnome he'd say the only problem was the dance scene. I liked the Neo/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith etc fight scene. That was awesome. Three I never watched, but apparently that sucked. Namely the 20 minute long death scene. What the hell.

I can't seem to understand how no one likes the third. I thought it was the best of the three, or perhaps as good as the first. All of the matrix series flawes are in the second movie, but it's still a good movie.

-Cheezy DBZ style fight
-Cool mech scene over-extended to its death
-Bogus ending

Thats why.

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Post by: Weregnome on October 05, 2006, 01:42:11 PM

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich

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Originally posted by Robotam Plus quote: Originally posted by Razor One was definately the best. Two wasn't too bad, if you ask Weregnome he'd say the only problem was the dance scene. I liked the Neo/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith etc fight scene. That was awesome. Three I never watched, but apparently that sucked. Namely the 20 minute long death scene. What the hell. I can't seem to understand how no one likes the third. I thought it was the best of the three, or perhaps as good as the first. All of the matrix series flawes are in the second movie, but it's still a good movie.

-Cheezy DBZ style fight
-Cool mech scene over-extended to its death
-Bogus ending

Thats why.

agreed.

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Post by: MrMister on October 05, 2006, 02:00:26 PM

Two was better than three.
It had way cooler fight scenes, and the french dude story was really cool. The chase scene on the highway was amazing too.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 05, 2006, 10:29:31 PM

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Originally posted by MrMister
Two was better than three.
It had way cooler fight scenes, and the french dude story was really cool. The chase scene on the highway was amazing too.

Orgasm cake.

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Post by: Archem on October 05, 2006, 10:45:35 PM

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Orgasm cake.

^^^ Nominee for "Most 'Sounds Better Than it Really Is' Award".