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Title: What are YOU doing for this apocalypse?
Post by: EXO Muffin on October 08, 2006, 08:14:15 PM

!!!WARNING- IF YOU PREFER YOUR BELIEFS AND DO NOT WANT CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE ME TO MESS WITH THEM, THEN DO NOT READ THIS-WARNING!!!

As you all know (maybe) the apocalypse is coming on December 17, 2012. That's when the Maya calenders end. It's value in Mayan is:
13.0.0.0.0.0. We are living in the 5th world. The 5th world started in 1987. The 6th world is blank and will cause gravity to fuse all matter together into zero, and the souls of all the animals (this includes humans) will have the lower plane(bodies) mixed with the higher plane(gods).

The signs are everywhere, man!:

*Indigo children
*7 signs of the apocalypse; 8 days after Dec. 17 is Christmas; Jesus' birthday; Second Coming...
*The Red Horse (WAR) is starting in the America/Al-Queda fight, soon to be the WWIII
*The Green Horse (PLAGUE) is stemming from things like cancer and AIDS
*The Black Horse (HUNGER) is starting with the Ethiopians and such...
(The White Horse (CHRIST/ANTI-CHRIST/PROPHET) doesn't come for a while.)

Some more signs of the Apocalypse:
   * Fire (DUBYAAAAAA)
    * Floods (TSUNAMIIIIIII)
    * Pestilience (CAAAAAAANCER)
    * Wars (DUBYAAAAAA)
    * Rumors of wars (DUBYAAAAAA)
    * Strange lights in the skies (I've been seeing them!)
    * The Second Coming (of whomever you happen to be expecting)
    * A virgin birth
    * The birth of the Antichrist (MEEEEEE)
    * Also a spree of false Christs and/or Messiahs (LIKE MEEEEEEE)
    * Cloning (But, of course. They're coming up with it.)
    * Identifying marks being placed on the population at large
    * Famine
    * Earthquakes
    * The Rapture

Some that are taking effect:

* Migraine headaches, tiredness (Yeah, definitely!)
* Electrical sensations in the limbs and spinal column (I've had them!)
* Cramps in the muscular networks (Uh-huh.)
* Flu like symptoms (Recently.)
* Intense dreams. (Yeah!)
* The human body will become more sensitive as a result of the new vibrations. (Yup.)
* The resonance of Earth (Schumann Resonance) has been 7.8Hz for thousands of years. Since 1980 it has risen to over 12Hz.
This means that 16 hours now equate to a 24 hour day. Time is speeding up! (I KNEW IT!)
* The physical body has already begun to change. A new light body is being created. (Weird, but, yes.)
* Our DNA is being re-programmed from the Universe (as predicted in the Mayan Prophecy).
We are going from 2 strand back to 12 strand DNA.
* Greater intuitive and healing abilities will emerge. (I've magically gotten  more psychic and smart!)
* Eyes will become cat like in order to adjust to the new atmosphere and light.
* All newly born children will probably be telepathic at birth. (Maybe.)
* All plagues of the 90's, including AIDS will be gone.

It's just what Nostradamus predicted!

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When you get to the 4th dimensional conscious- ness, most people don't know that you are creating the entire world and every- thing in it second by second by your thoughts and your feelings - every- thing. It is true in the 3rd dimension as well, but it is not realized because we have culturally put all these limitations on ourselves that we can't do anything. There, it's all inclusive and instantaneous. If you are there and you are not really ready for it and you start thinking negative thoughts and fear comes in, you will create a scenario which will result in your being thrown back into a lower dimension.

Mind-Over-Matter. It just doesn't work because there are too many minds.

So, the big question is...

"What are YOU doing for this apocalypse?"

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 08, 2006, 08:20:25 PM

Oh wow, very smart move, restarting the topic like that.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on October 08, 2006, 08:22:04 PM

It was actually because the poll got messed up and there were 3.

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Post by: Archem on October 08, 2006, 08:25:43 PM

*smacks*

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 08, 2006, 08:31:34 PM

The mayan calendar ends in 2012 because of poor planning on theif behalf. It's the same with our leap years, but they didn't make up a new rule to fix an error in their design like we did.

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Post by: MrMister on October 08, 2006, 09:06:43 PM

YOU'RE




ANNOYING


btw, wtf is being 'prepared' for the apocalypse? Besides, I'm dying before 2012 anywaise.

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Post by: Jaide on October 08, 2006, 09:10:30 PM

The world ends a day before my birthday?  What a ripoff...

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Post by: Revolution911 on October 08, 2006, 09:22:42 PM

I think all apocolypse bullshit and all the "signs" for them are ridiculous.

From the time it was predicted, until now, its almost impossible for none of the things they predicted to happen. And the fact that your basing alot of these "signs"  on things that happenned in the US is even worse. The US isnt the center of the world.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on October 08, 2006, 09:29:05 PM

Three words: ain't gonna happen.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 08, 2006, 09:39:17 PM

Well, remember 2000? Everyone was sypposed to die then. :/

The only apocalypse plan I have is for zombie apocalypse. Me and about 4 other people have plans and **** for it.

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Post by: Revolution911 on October 08, 2006, 09:54:43 PM

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Well, remember 2000? Everyone was sypposed to die then. :/

The only apocalypse plan I have is for zombie apocalypse. Me and about 4 other people have plans and **** for it.

Z-day: Prepare the crobars.

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Post by: Ace of Spades on October 08, 2006, 10:02:45 PM

I will ascend to a higher plane of existance, and exist as energy. Screw all you mortal beings.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 08, 2006, 10:04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I will ascend to a higher plane of existance, and exist as energy. Screw all you mortal beings.

You only wish you were Jackson biotch.

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Post by: Jaide on October 08, 2006, 10:10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I will ascend to a higher plane of existance, and exist as energy. Screw all you mortal beings.

Captain Picard managed that once on accident.  It didn't turn out too well.  u.u

Meanwhile, I've ascended to a higher plane of nerdiness.  Screw all y'alls.  >O

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Post by: Razor on October 08, 2006, 10:42:00 PM

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Originally posted by EXO Muffin
*The Red Horse (WAR) is starting in the America/Al-Queda fight, soon to be the WWIII
*The Green Horse (PLAGUE) is stemming from things like cancer and AIDS
*The Black Horse (HUNGER) is starting with the Ethiopians and such...
(The White Horse (CHRIST/ANTI-CHRIST/PROPHET) doesn't come for a while.)

Well that ain't right. I know enough about the four horsemen to know that it's War, Pestilence, Famime and Death. Which, for the most part are synonymous with the middle two you've mentioned, are not the same for the latter. And those colours aren't right either.
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     1. And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
   2. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
   3. And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
   4. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
   5. And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
   6. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
   7. And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
   8. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Oh wow, very smart move, restarting the topic like that.

What did I miss?

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 08, 2006, 10:46:43 PM

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Originally posted by EXO Muffin *The Red Horse (WAR) is starting in the America/Al-Queda fight, soon to be the WWIII *The Green Horse (PLAGUE) is stemming from things like cancer and AIDS *The Black Horse (HUNGER) is starting with the Ethiopians and such... (The White Horse (CHRIST/ANTI-CHRIST/PROPHET) doesn't come for a while.)

Well that ain't right. I know enough about the four horsemen to know that it's War, Pestilence, Famime and Death. Which, for the most part are synonymous with the middle two you've mentioned, are not the same for the latter. And those colours aren't right either.
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1. And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.    2. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.    3. And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.    4. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.    5. And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.    6. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.    7. And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.    8. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich Oh wow, very smart move, restarting the topic like that.

What did I miss?

Your mom, thats what.

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Post by: Bluhman on October 08, 2006, 10:53:42 PM

I'll close shut the jaws of oblivion before that happens, so nothing to worry about.

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Post by: Black Massacre on October 08, 2006, 11:47:50 PM

I believe there is a end......

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Post by: plightofthepureblood on October 09, 2006, 12:13:35 AM

I think this thread is pretty weak.
You havent even quoted any specific texts, or related your present day examples in comparison with said script.

It seems to be a common adolescent passtime to believe that the world could come to a screeching halt.

I know the world is in rough shape, but the Idea of a global cleansing/appocalypse is about as ridiculous as fasting in the name of a god, or homosexuals and Blacks being evil.

Seriously.....This is weak.

You cant honestly believe that you have no controll whatsoever over the future...that the Mayans had itdown....word for word...

"No, man, none of it was metaphorical....the WORLD ENDS IN DECEMBER 20[insert number here]....Better make plans to Riot! lets make sure we do everything we can to hype up needless fear."

weak.

If youre gonna start a thread like this, At least go through the trouble of quoting multiple sources as well as arguments for both sides...otherwise you just come off as a paranoid flake.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 09, 2006, 12:30:38 AM

This topic likes it in the butt.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on October 09, 2006, 12:43:37 AM

I think an end will come some day and somehow. You never know when, it could be December 17, 2012. But wtf man? Not because of this. It's more likely a fat man will cool Earth's core with a tremendous fart then any of this will happen.

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Post by: MrMister on October 09, 2006, 01:36:49 AM

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Originally posted by Meiscool
This topic likes it in the butt.

I've used it before.. but.. damn.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on October 09, 2006, 02:00:42 AM

I agree with MrMister, wow.

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Post by: Black Massacre on October 09, 2006, 02:42:42 AM

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Originally posted by Meiscool
This topic likes it in the butt.

No, your wrong. This thread likes it in the ass tube.

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Post by: plightofthepureblood on October 09, 2006, 03:08:58 AM

"What are you doing for this Intheasspockalypse", more like it.

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Post by: Black Massacre on October 09, 2006, 03:14:19 AM

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Originally posted by drenrin2120
It's more likely a fat man will cool Earth's core with a tremendous fart

XD!  (Z)  (Z)

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Post by: DragonBlaze on October 09, 2006, 03:34:27 AM

This topic is pretty gay.

You DO realize that most of your signs (floods, fires, wars, etc) have been going on for thousands of years.

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Post by: EXO Muffin on October 09, 2006, 04:45:21 AM

I don't know, It seems like the WWIII would start with the US/Al-Queda, because Nostradamus says that it will start with some guy in a turban.

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Post by: Drace on October 09, 2006, 04:58:31 AM

Yeah, and wasn't that same dude wrong about 6/6/2006? When the world was supposed to end?

Th Mayas probably DIED before finishing the calender. I mean, how in the hell could they know that the world would die exactly that day? It's impossible. The only one who knows that is God and he's a rich stinking bastard eating rich stinking bastard food on the fake-planet Pluto (which he bought so it wouldn't be called a planet anymore and people would lose interest in it so he can spend his day there plotting our destruction).

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Post by: plightofthepureblood on October 09, 2006, 05:06:44 AM

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I don't know, It seems like the WWIII would start with the US/Al-Queda, because Nostradamus says that it will start with some guy in a turban.

Have you even friggin READ nostradamus, aside from what the weekly world news tells you?

According to him, the Third Anitchrist:

"Will come from the East, and Be at home in the west"
Analogy for an anglo/saxon/caucasion ling in north america...

 "Will wage a war of twenty and seven years" about the length of time the bush family has been in federal politics....

and his Name for the Third is mabus.

Now, the first two....
"Hifter" (Hitler) and Napolan (Napolean Bonaparte) Has Mild spelling infractions......
Hence, the most probably refrence there, is going to be wbush or sudam.....and his war is "short lived" and most of the destruction is in his wake, not during his power.

He never once said anything about a phuckin turban, man.

Youre spouting uneducated BS and showing pre onset schizoaffective symptoms.

Dont preach. Ive read more on this than you have. Or perhaps not. Maybe I read half as much as you did, but apparently I retained the knowledge better, because you are not even talking sense.


Besides any of this, none of the religions mentioned, aside from christianity, has mentioned the end of the world. They mention plauge and famine and bad things....(That, coincidentally enough have been happening forever).....and then, shortly after the milenium, they predict a mass societal change, through drastic means.

Not an apocalypse, a social revolution as it were.

Nostrodamus also had predictions for the next thousand years, but youve convieniently neglected to mention that.

Hes chronicling events in relation to the organized church.
If he is clairvoyant in any way, being as hes from the 13th century, hes going to view an absense of the church as an absence of civilization, as we know it.....and the begining of civilization as we do not yet know it.

Quit being such an absolutist, and read on, after the dramatic parts of the books.

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Post by: Black Massacre on October 09, 2006, 05:29:55 AM

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The* Mayas probably DIED before finishing the calender. I mean, how in the hell could they know that the world would die exactly that day? It's impossible. The only one who knows that is God and he's a rich stinking bastard eating rich stinking bastard food on the fake-planet Pluto (which he bought so it wouldn't be called a planet anymore and people would lose interest in it so he can spend his day there plotting our destruction).

I always wondered why they removed it from our planet list. No i know.


Damn you God.

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Post by: aboutasoandthis on October 09, 2006, 12:45:42 PM

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism started in the Middle East right?

Why does everyone try to relate it to America?

Still agrees with MrMister...

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 09, 2006, 12:46:42 PM

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Originally posted by EXO Muffin I don't know, It seems like the WWIII would start with the US/Al-Queda, because Nostradamus says that it will start with some guy in a turban.

Now, the first two....
"Hifter" (Hitler) and Napolan (Napolean Bonaparte) Has Mild spelling infractions......
Hence, the most probably refrence there, is going to be wbush or sudam.....and his war is "short lived" and most of the destruction is in his wake, not during his power.

Thongs like that make me think Nostradamus is utter BS. all of his 'prophecies' are all in their interpretation. Hifter could actually be a man name Hifter, same for Napolean. To assume that he mant these guys and made a mistake just to make his prophecies 'accurate' is ludicrous.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 09, 2006, 03:27:38 PM

I honestly don't care. If it does happen, It'll mean I lived to see the apocalypse. That's gotta score some cool points in the afterlife.

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Post by: plightofthepureblood on October 09, 2006, 05:10:25 PM

ihas......

EXACTLY.

Its bs. I rad alot on the subject when I was younger, but to honestly believe in the whole divine cleansing of the earth is tripe. Its a crutch, for people with weak minds, that cant handle the concept of being in controll of your own damned future.

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Post by: Almeidaboo on October 09, 2006, 05:33:08 PM

It´ll be fun actually...I´ll fight in the good side.

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Post by: Drace on October 09, 2006, 06:32:19 PM

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It´ll be fun actually...I´ll fight in the good side.

The good side will lose so stay in the shadow of Lord Lucifer!

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Post by: Black Massacre on October 09, 2006, 06:53:17 PM

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Originally posted by Almeidaboo It´ll be fun actually...I´ll fight in the good side.

The good side will lose so stay in the shadow of Lord Lucifer!

Who's your mom.  _sweat_  _veryangry_  :dry: