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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Daetyrnis on October 17, 2006, 11:10:48 PM

Title: Surgery
Post by: Daetyrnis on October 17, 2006, 11:10:48 PM

Last Friday (Friday the 13th, go figure...) I had gum surgery.  My gums were all poofy like, so they had to remove some.  They froze my mouth all the way up to my nose and burned the gum tissue off using constant electrical impulses.

Burning tissue doesn't smell nice.

The weekend was okay, yesterday it started to hurt.  Today I woke up and the it hurt a lot (the dressing fell off yesterday).  So I didn't go to school and slept.  Woke up at 5pm.  Yay sleep.


So, what are your experiences with surgery?

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 17, 2006, 11:16:01 PM

I've never had any. I really need some though. I had a bike accident when I was like... 10, and broke a tooth in half. My old doctor thought that there was a piece of tooth stuck in my lip, so I've got a lil' bump on the left of my upper lip.

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Post by: Daetyrnis on October 17, 2006, 11:22:42 PM

Yeah, tooth fragments in your lips can't be good for you... XD

I've had my two front teeth broken a combined total of... 6 times.  So they're both half fake.

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Post by: Archem on October 17, 2006, 11:22:56 PM

Oh wow, I hit a car on a bike, too, and I broke off part of a tooth, too! Weird... Never had "real" surgery, but I have had a tooth removed. Actually, it was, like, two or three teeth, all of which decided to grow in the same space at once... The last non-permanent one broke to pieces when it came out, and the first one in line was oddly blackened... Don't know why... It also had my one and only cavity.

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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on October 17, 2006, 11:25:36 PM

When I was maybe 5 years old, I had to have surgery on my nose because of some "foreign object" that got in there somehow. <_<
I still remember it fairly well. After I was done I got a teddy bear! :)

I've still got a small little gap on my nose from where the stitches were.

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Post by: Cosmos on October 17, 2006, 11:27:17 PM

Ummmm when I was three months old they had to do some serious  surgery. Parents took me in saying I was eating much, some doctor said it was the flu and said they could take me home. Dad said it was a good thing my mom fed me while they were waiting cause I threw up on the doctor who did my surgery XD. She was like take that baby back in, and now I have some scar on my tummie. It's not really noticeable, so.. yeah.

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When I was maybe 5 years old, I had to have surgery on my nose because of some "foreign object" that got in there somehow. <_<
I still remember it fairly well. After I was done I got a teddy bear! :)

I've still got a small little gap on my nose from where the stitches were.

XD! Reminded me of an episode of House, some little boy stuck a toy cat up his nose so afterwards he put a fireman (or army man) up his nose and then placed a firetruck afterwards XD.

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Post by: MrMister on October 17, 2006, 11:35:30 PM

I had a few bones broken when I was younger, I also got a root canal(now I have perfect oral hygeine). Uhm, I got a camera stuck up my wang when I had a kidney problem. I was asleep though.

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Post by: WarxePB on October 17, 2006, 11:36:33 PM

My sister has smashed in my front teeth about 3 times now, so, as with Archem, both of them are pretty much fake.

Also, due to about a 2 inch difference in my leg length, I had surgery on my left (longer) leg about 5 years ago, to delay the growing process as to even them out a bit. I was asleep for the surgery, and was hopped up on morphine afterwards, so I didn't feel a thing. :) The cast was on for only a few weeks, but it really hurt when geting it off.

Otherwise, I don't do any sort of sports or anything, so I've never broken a bone. :D

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 17, 2006, 11:37:49 PM

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Oh wow, I hit a car on a bike, too, and I broke off part of a tooth, too! Weird... Never had "real" surgery, but I have had a tooth removed. Actually, it was, like, two or three teeth, all of which decided to grow in the same space at once... The last non-permanent one broke to pieces when it came out, and the first one in line was oddly blackened... Don't know why... It also had my one and only cavity.

I didn't hit a car. I slid 13 ft on old asphalt XD

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2006, 11:52:24 PM

I've done a lot of stupid stuff.

Sledding off a 35 foot drop into freezing water.

Riding on a board strung to the back of an ATV.

Tubing with an extreemly small tube.

Ect.

But I've never been injured enough to have something be broken. I had to go to the ER when I split my head open on a rock after the board flipped over, but other then that, I'm built of steel.

Yep... I'm a skinny white boy of steel.

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Post by: Desimodontidae on October 18, 2006, 12:17:47 AM

This one time, I had this awesome idea. There's this huge hill at our elementary school, and we were sledding down it at like 2 AM. After already doing a bunch of stupid ****, we decide to put a little ramp at the end of the hill, park my friend's car in front of it, open the doors, and see if we could hit the ramp and jump through the car.

Needless to say, surgery was involved later.

Thank god it wasnt me.

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Post by: Linkizcool on October 18, 2006, 12:30:42 AM

I never had surgery, but i almost had to have surgery on a clogged vein in my eye.

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Post by: Osmose on October 18, 2006, 04:32:05 AM

Only surgery I've had was on both of my legs when I was in first grade to lengthen my hamstrings - I literally could not put my heel on the ground comfortably.

I would freak out if I broke my front teeth. I'd rather get stabbed in the arm or something.

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Post by: Razor on October 18, 2006, 05:12:53 AM

I had a cyst removed from my cheek earlier this year. Having it wasn't fun, so I'm glad I got it removed.
At least it wasn't cancerous or anything.

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Post by: Shady Ultima on October 18, 2006, 05:13:55 AM

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Originally posted by Desimodontidae
This one time, I had this awesome idea. There's this huge hill at our elementary school, and we were sledding down it at like 2 AM. After already doing a bunch of stupid ****, we decide to put a little ramp at the end of the hill, park my friend's car in front of it, open the doors, and see if we could hit the ramp and jump through the car.

Needless to say, surgery was involved later.

Thank god it wasnt me.

Sounds interesting, I wanna know what happened lol

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Post by: Drace on October 18, 2006, 05:40:05 AM

None. I've had some injuries, but none that required surgery.

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Post by: Cosmos on October 18, 2006, 01:30:39 PM

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I would freak out if I broke my front teeth. I'd rather get stabbed in the arm or something.

Agreed.

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Post by: Archem on October 18, 2006, 01:50:53 PM

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Originally posted by Archem2 Oh wow, I hit a car on a bike, too, and I broke off part of a tooth, too! Weird... Never had "real" surgery, but I have had a tooth removed. Actually, it was, like, two or three teeth, all of which decided to grow in the same space at once... The last non-permanent one broke to pieces when it came out, and the first one in line was oddly blackened... Don't know why... It also had my one and only cavity.

I didn't hit a car. I slid 13 ft on old asphalt XD

Really? I should do something about reading things that aren't there... Could have swore that you said you slammed into a SUV...

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Post by: Linkizcool on October 21, 2006, 01:10:25 AM

I got shot in the knee with an arrow once.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 21, 2006, 01:18:38 AM

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Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich quote: Originally posted by Archem2 Oh wow, I hit a car on a bike, too, and I broke off part of a tooth, too! Weird... Never had "real" surgery, but I have had a tooth removed. Actually, it was, like, two or three teeth, all of which decided to grow in the same space at once... The last non-permanent one broke to pieces when it came out, and the first one in line was oddly blackened... Don't know why... It also had my one and only cavity. I didn't hit a car. I slid 13 ft on old asphalt XD

Really? I should do something about reading things that aren't there... Could have swore that you said you slammed into a SUV...

Nope XD I was trying to jump a tree stump, didn't quite make it, flipped off and skidded.

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Post by: Cosmos on October 21, 2006, 01:38:03 AM

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I got shot in the knee with an arrow once.

How the hail...? o.O

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Post by: Linkizcool on October 21, 2006, 02:50:08 AM

I wanted to see if it hurt.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 21, 2006, 02:52:35 AM

I nearly blew off my left big toe with a .22 before. It was a '44 Hobann, thus had no safety. SO glad it missed. Was real close though, 'bout a half inch.

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Post by: Linkizcool on October 21, 2006, 04:28:13 AM

That woulda sucked, gettin ur toe blown off.

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Post by: Kinslayer on October 21, 2006, 01:37:53 PM

I've had plenty of luck so far, I only broke a finger when I was 14, while playing soccer. It was quite funny though.

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Post by: Pixelmaster on October 21, 2006, 02:33:09 PM

One time me and my band played on top of our school, and the principal came and tripped on the mic cored so I dorpped the mic and was surprised and fell down! I woke in the hospital and someone said it was like 3 days later, then someone in the bad came in and gave me like 200 bucks and said it was the principals get well soon gift. It turns out that it was given in a bribe to not be sued. So in the end I lost a couple days of my life and the band got like 1000 dollars, so I tihnk it was worth it.

I've also jumped off a helicopter at like 35 feet into a big lake, and hurt my legs at contact, I could barely swim and some boat ambulance thing picked me up. My legs werent broken but they where like dislocated or something.

That's just the beginning, no surgery though.

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Post by: Archem on October 21, 2006, 03:31:04 PM

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I've also jumped off a helicopter at like 35 feet into a big lake, and hurt my legs at contact, I could barely swim and some boat ambulance thing picked me up. My legs werent broken but they where like dislocated or something.

No offence, but you're kind of a dumbass. Then again, so am I...

Once, my friend and I climbed up on the roof of his house. Yay. Anyways, after a while, we dragged up a cardboard box and some duct tape and taped me inside the box. Don't remember why, but it made sense to do it back then. Anywho, after a minute or two, a roofing tile (or whatever they're called) came loose, and the box started sliding! I flew off the roof, did a front flip, and landed on my ass! Nothing broke, but my ass sure did hurt... And my GameBoy color got soaked in barbeque sauce. It still worked, but now it way sticky.

I had some packets of barbeque sauce in my pocket...

Seriously.

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Post by: Pixelmaster on October 21, 2006, 03:50:25 PM

Sweet barbeque sauce mmmmm.

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Post by: Blue_Strife on October 21, 2006, 09:56:38 PM

Back in elementary I somehow went face first into concrete (I don't remember how, understandable, considering). It would seem I embedded a rock about half an inch to in inch in my skull.

The hole was huge. I still have a huge scar on my forehead from the stiches afterwards (only three, but the hole was deep as hell).

I think I need knee surgery too, but I've never looked into it.

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Post by: Archem on October 21, 2006, 11:14:08 PM

I also have various pencil tips broken off in various parts of my body.
One of those parts may or may not be private.

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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 21, 2006, 11:20:39 PM

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One time me and my band played on top of our school, and the principal came and tripped on the mic cored so I dorpped the mic and was surprised and fell down! I woke in the hospital and someone said it was like 3 days later, then someone in the bad came in and gave me like 200 bucks and said it was the principals get well soon gift. It turns out that it was given in a bribe to not be sued. So in the end I lost a couple days of my life and the band got like 1000 dollars, so I tihnk it was worth it.

I've also jumped off a helicopter at like 35 feet into a big lake, and hurt my legs at contact, I could barely swim and some boat ambulance thing picked me up. My legs werent broken but they where like dislocated or something.

That's just the beginning, no surgery though.

So, is it just me, or does anyone else thinks he's full of pony fecal matter?

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Post by: MrMister on October 21, 2006, 11:27:41 PM

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Originally posted by Pixelmaster One time me and my band played on top of our school, and the principal came and tripped on the mic cored so I dorpped the mic and was surprised and fell down! I woke in the hospital and someone said it was like 3 days later, then someone in the bad came in and gave me like 200 bucks and said it was the principals get well soon gift. It turns out that it was given in a bribe to not be sued. So in the end I lost a couple days of my life and the band got like 1000 dollars, so I tihnk it was worth it. I've also jumped off a helicopter at like 35 feet into a big lake, and hurt my legs at contact, I could barely swim and some boat ambulance thing picked me up. My legs werent broken but they where like dislocated or something. That's just the beginning, no surgery though.

So, is it just me, or does anyone else thinks he's full of pony fecal matter?

I also think he's full of piddly piss.