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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Cosmos on November 12, 2006, 08:48:01 PM
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my mom was washing a pillow, and the washing machine had a meltdown (lord knows why). So smoke started coming out and she called 911, just in case. So like seven or so firemen came in, and checked things out. Told us everything was fine, just don't plug it in since a wire might've melted and then there could be a real fire. So after saying good bye and stuff, we stood there dumbfounded.. XD Anyways, has anything like this ever happened to ya? Or anything with cops? Give up the good stuff please.
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Dude....I had some friends over one night. two of em...
We were 14, and needed cigarettes, so My friend went out to the car to steal some from my folks....He found a pellet gun from when we were camping the night before...And figured it would be a good Idea to shoot it in the alley.
Anyhow, its 3 am, and all of a sudden, like 6 cops are punding our door. The one had to be 6 foot 7. And they had a report that there was a shootout in the alley.
I got in soooo much crap for that. Not to mention we were all drunk kids.. The next days hangover was accompanied by yeard work in 35 above summer heat.
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LOL XD I've only got in trouble once, and that was when I was like 4 or so.. I kept pressing these button things they have on the corners (I dunno if they have'em anywhere outside new york) which actually called the cops and so on to that spot. I never did it again after a cop told me off <.<
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XD Just a few weeks ago our radiator fell off the wall for no good reason and started spewing boiling hot 6 year old water everywhere. I had to try and hold the water in with towels whilst mum was trying to remember how to shut off the supply XD It was a nightmare. The water inside radiators is seriously nasty.
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LOL XD dude, that reminded me of the time my washing machine went crazy and started throwing water everywhere... half of it ended up in the apartment below us >: . Good times...
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In our neighborhood, nearly everybody has a dog. They let 'em all run loose. We did let ours do that, until they became 'vicious.'
The cops pull into our driveway, and the dogs just lie down and watch 'em. Don't bark, don't get up. Just sit there.
Our dogs are totally vicious, apparently!
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I was trepassing on private property for the hell of it.
Landowners caught me and took me to some nearby cops.
I told them I was running from their dog that was loose from it's cage because it was trying to bite me.
As luck would have it, they did have a dog that wasn't tied up.
They ended up getting in trouble :p
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I lost my house key once, as a teenage, and had to break in through the kitchen window. Thing is, on the way through, I busted the kitchen sink faucet..The landlords werent home...Nor was anyone else...Water spewed everywhere.
The water ruined an Expensive Show Saddle my stepmother convienioently had on the kitchen floor (She trains show horses..)
So that was about 1500 worth of leather damage...Water everywhere...Kitchen sink was another 150 Bucks...
I had to work that all off. It took along time. I was fifteen and had to go to school. Scarificed a semesters worth of weekends for that mess.
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Being 14 and getting drunk is so retarded. You enjoy it more a few years later.
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I got pulled over by a cop once... I was walking on the road.
I'm so hardcore, I almost got thrown out of a school football game for jumping into a pine tree. Yeah. I'm all kindsa dangerous.
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Originally posted by Emerates
I got pulled over by a cop once... I was walking on the road.
I'm so hardcore, I almost got thrown out of a school football game for jumping into a pine tree. Yeah. I'm all kindsa dangerous.
The people that run the school football games round where I live are retarded. They'll throw you out if they tell you to move and you say anything back to them. They've seriously got anger issues and hate teens.
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So, I was just walking on the street, and there was this guy walking a few steps ahead of me, then, out of nowhere, two cops in motorbikes appear and get the guy. I was like shocked, really surprised, then a cop comes to me and sais: "Hey! Do you knoe him!" I look at the cop and go: "Erhm, NO". The cop looks at me and sais: "Where do you live?" I was really close to my house, and I was a bit nervous, so I answered: "Around here, you know" (I deserve a prize for the stupidest answer ever for that... xD) The cop looks at me with a funny look, like he didn't believe me, os he said: "EXACT ADRESS (He seemed to be about to call me "retard" xD)" and well, that's it. It was really fast.
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Originally posted by Midnight
LOL XD I've only got in trouble once, and that was when I was like 4 or so.. I kept pressing these button things they have on the corners (I dunno if they have'em anywhere outside new york) which actually called the cops and so on to that spot. I never did it again after a cop told me off <.<
Yeah, they've got those in other places. Like Houston. Houston has 'em. I got in trouble with the cops for hanging out with a few friends at the neighborhood park. Some bitch called the cops because fiveish teenagers were hanging out at a park. So the cop showed up and started ****ing with us right when we were leaving. The guy sees me, and thinks I've GOT to have drugs on me (I look the most like a druggie, but I'm about the only clean guy out of all my friends), and he searches me. ***. Then he asks where I lived. I replied "At my house" and pointed towards my house. Apparently, he had a bug up his ***, so he put me in the back seat of the cop car. He let me go about ten minutes later because he didn't really have anything on me. Son of a bitch needs to cool his jets.
Wait, these stories don't seem to have much to do with a busted washing machine, do they?
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XD! Nope, but it's cool. It's more of a weird story that has to do with cops/appliances topic. :P
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I pissed on some guys lawn and he called the cops. I spent like 2 days in jail.
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Losers. Of all the stupid **** I've done, I've never been caught, yeha.
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My brother and his friends stole an xbox360 XD They're retarded, I swear.
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I'll hold on to the goods while they lay low. ;)
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LOL XD My brother was telling me how him and his friends were gonna steal a ps3 in phx, XD but he's in new york now so no more stealing.
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I'd steal a Wii..
Wii Burgle!
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Steal a wii? How about a school computer? (dells are at my college mind you.) anyways the worst thing I ever did, (brcae yoursleves here is a shocker) was threaten to kill two freshman at highschool that were comming after me, and I almost stabbed them with two pens/pencils.
See! You guys don't know what the average human is capable of.
The human race is very dangerous. That is why we always have wars and such. Did you ever think of that?
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Screw the wii, ps3 all teh way!
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Originally posted by elementalhero76
Did you ever think of that?
no cuz i b r tarded
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Originally posted by Midnight
Screw the ps3, wii all teh way!
Fixed that for you. :p
Anyways, once my brother's room spontaneousley caught fire. He didn't do anything and there was no place that the fire stated from (It wasn't an electric fire) So my family still doesn't know how it happened.
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Originally posted by elementalhero76
Steal a wii? How about a school computer? (dells are at my college mind you.) anyways the worst thing I ever did, (brcae yoursleves here is a shocker) was threaten to kill two freshman at highschool that were comming after me, and I almost stabbed them with two pens/pencils.
See! You guys don't know what the average human is capable of.
The human race is very dangerous. That is why we always have wars and such. Did you ever think of that?
Holy crap. You must be in a gang or something. Thats Badazz.
I never knew what great lengths of rage the human body could be put through. You could have killed them. OMG!
lol.
dude...I hate to say this....but thats pretty weak.
Ive shat out more violence than that.
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Mid, LESS CONSOLE WAR NOW
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Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Originally posted by Midnight
Screw the ps3, wii all teh way!
Fixed that for you. :p
Anyways, once my brother's room spontaneousley caught fire. He didn't do anything and there was no place that the fire stated from (It wasn't an electric fire) So my family still doesn't know how it happened.[/B]
I remember that! I got some fire cake! And wasn't it more his bed rather than his room?
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The source was your brother's flaming homosexuality.
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Probably. :p
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Originally posted by elementalhero76
Steal a wii? How about a school computer? (dells are at my college mind you.) anyways the worst thing I ever did, (brcae yoursleves here is a shocker) was threaten to kill two freshman at highschool that were comming after me, and I almost stabbed them with two pens/pencils.
See! You guys don't know what the average human is capable of.
The human race is very dangerous. That is why we always have wars and such. Did you ever think of that?
lol
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This one time, I blew up a country by accident. Very tragic.
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Originally posted by SonicChaos7
This one time, I blew up a country by accident. Very tragic.
Not... Lubekistan?
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What exactly qualifies a body of water as a "sea"?
Don't ask how I got to that with the current conversation.
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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Originally posted by SonicChaos7
This one time, I blew up a country by accident. Very tragic.
Not... Lubekistan?[/B]
Verily.
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Originally posted by SonicChaos7
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Originally posted by SonicChaos7
This one time, I blew up a country by accident. Very tragic.
Not... Lubekistan?[/B]
Verily.[/B]
No wonder I can't find Lubekistan rat milk anymore.
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Originally posted by MrMister
Mid, LESS CONSOLE WAR NOW
Kay daddy. :(
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Originally posted by Drace
Originally posted by SonicChaos7
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Originally posted by SonicChaos7
This one time, I blew up a country by accident. Very tragic.
Not... Lubekistan?[/B]
Verily.[/B]
No wonder I can't find Lubekistan rat milk anymore.[/B]
I know man. That was some good ****.