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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Krynth on January 14, 2007, 11:25:04 PM

Title: Ninja vs Pirate vs Whatever
Post by: Krynth on January 14, 2007, 11:25:04 PM: Just curious and its probably already been done here...

Which are are you? Which would win and why?

But yea a friend posted alot of pictures on her bulletin, (she's a pirate), so yea alot she found off of deviant art of pirates and the ninja losing...

Well I looked and for some reason I couldnt find that many of Ninja's winning though I know there are alot of us out there...

Yea I'm a ninja...

Edit: Yea I changed the title....
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Post by: Razor on January 14, 2007, 11:29:01 PM: Pirates, because you get that cool speech impediment.

But in the world of anime/manga, both suck viciously. You all know what I'm referring to.
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Post by: Osmose on January 14, 2007, 11:31:15 PM: 1.The Ninja pictures are obviously hiding.
2.If not, it's because pirates beat the crap out of people and take their stuff, while Ninjas just kill a target. Not quite as impressive.
3.Naruto. Ew.
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Post by: MrMister on January 14, 2007, 11:37:49 PM: This is the trendiest thing ever.
And it's not even a recent trend.
This was trendy in 2004.
You should be so ashamed.
Kill yourself instantly, you are the least manly member of Charas, right below Osmose.
Even Midnight is manlier than you, because technically she has a penis.
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Post by: oooog on January 14, 2007, 11:44:42 PM: It will result in a tie. Ninjas and pirates cannot be in the same room, or within a 672 foot radius of each other, or they will implode. Any video, or documentation that says otherwise were written by communists, and did not contain real ninjas and/or pirates.
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Post by: Krynth on January 14, 2007, 11:59:32 PM: Lol I was never part till asked and I really cant consider myself being part of the trend anyhow since I really dont care that much but in my opinion I just find ninja's are cooler so when asked I say I'm a ninja...

Is there even a good animation for either pirate and/or ninja that portrays in some way realistic?
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on January 15, 2007, 12:10:34 AM: Yarr!
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Post by: Osmose on January 15, 2007, 12:25:56 AM: I am quite manly. To prove this, I will share with you a humorous Web 2.0 version of one of the manliest of men.
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Post by: WarxePB on January 15, 2007, 12:47:47 AM: Zombies, obviously.
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Post by: moiledzep on January 15, 2007, 01:02:38 AM: I love pirate in One Piece, they're really smart and graceful. Pirates rock ! :Plight:
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 15, 2007, 01:08:58 AM: Pirates, duh.
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Post by: MrMister on January 15, 2007, 01:17:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Osmose
I am quite manly. To prove this, I will share with you a humorous Web 2.0 version of one of the manliest of men.

Computer humour, quite manley
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Post by: Tomi on January 15, 2007, 01:22:55 AM: Ninja.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on January 15, 2007, 02:37:09 AM: This' dumb. I won´t respond.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 15, 2007, 02:41:41 AM: You know you're a ninja.
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Post by: Dominicy on January 15, 2007, 02:55:40 AM: ninjas own. :P they got mad ninja fury, shuriken, and so forth while pirates have a small assortment of guns and swords, and a big boat.
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Post by: moiledzep on January 15, 2007, 03:07:45 AM: Look some One Piece episodes and you'll see pirates don't have only swords and guns :D
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Post by: Ryan914 on January 15, 2007, 03:13:58 AM: Well you know the old saying never bring a sword to a gun fight.

I prefer Pirates, Ninjas are way too overplayed these days by many fans of so and so, or this and that, I will not name names.
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Post by: Razor on January 15, 2007, 03:14:54 AM: Omg, Moiledzep. You were once like one of the coolest people ever. How could you fall so far from grace?
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on January 15, 2007, 03:46:17 AM: I never really liked One Piece. I like Naruto, even though the show feels a little Yu-Gi-Oh ish. Do they really need to monologue how their special abilities can be combined to perform some special attack for half an hour? Oh, and wtf is up with them saying certain words over and over? Somebody shoot the translator for me.

I'm a Pirate. You can't buy a Pirate without him shooting you first. ;)
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Post by: moiledzep on January 15, 2007, 03:54:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Omg, Moiledzep. You were once like one of the coolest people ever. How could you fall so far from grace?

I don't know... I think... I think I've lost my coolness xD
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Post by: Bluhman on January 15, 2007, 04:23:54 AM: Pirates would lose. Ninjas would lose. Zombies would lose. Amnish Cowboy Agents would win.
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Post by: MrMister on January 15, 2007, 05:19:27 AM: They would win the... gay contest...

gahahahhh.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 15, 2007, 07:05:49 AM: Let's look at the details here.

NINJA:

Pros
1) Can be stealthy, mysterious, and get kunai.
2) Skilled in assassination.
3) Have years of martial arts training.

Cons
1) Not skilled in fights with lots of adversaries.
2) Don't do much else other than assassinations.
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PIRATE:

Pros
1) Get guns, beer, and a boat.
2) Get to go to a remote island to get their "booty". (yeah, you know what I mean)
3) Get to pillage, rape, and steal.
4) Skilled in ship-to ship combat and fighting with more than one person.
5) Get parrots.

Cons
1) Not very stealthy at all.
2) Many are a bit dense.
3) Tend to be a bit slower than ninjas.
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The verdict:
Pirates, guns > kunai and swords.
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Post by: Dominicy on January 15, 2007, 08:05:31 AM: boats are overrated, flying daggers that make you go all comet style is where it is at. (reference to my game :D)

pillaging is overrated (cough)fable(cough)

swords = guns

you can blow a dudes arm off or slice it off, you can deflect your enemies attacks with a sword or with a bullet (a big, big, bullet)
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 15, 2007, 08:27:02 AM: Swords. Don't. Deflect. Bullets. For a human with the general physical build required to be a ninja, wielding even a 20 lb katana, isn't going to be able to react quickly enough to not only move the blade into the correct position, but to grip it enough for the sheer force of the bullet to not knock the blade into them or out of their hands. Reflecting bullets with swords is sheer film and anime; it just wouldn't work.

Plus a single bullet won't blow an arm off. A single bullet from a single shot flintlock handgun won't even leave that large of an exit wound, if by miracle it's even going fast enough to pass through the body completely.

It's really a shame how many peoples knowledge of ninja's and pirates form from what cartoons they've seen with subtitles.

So in reality, pirates > ninjas. 'Nuff said. In anime as well, pirates > ninjas.
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Post by: Razor on January 15, 2007, 09:58:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Swords. Don't. Deflect. Bullets. For a human with the general physical build required to be a ninja, wielding even a 20 lb katana, isn't going to be able to react quickly enough to not only move the blade into the correct position, but to grip it enough for the sheer force of the bullet to not knock the blade into them or out of their hands. Reflecting bullets with swords is sheer film and anime; it just wouldn't work.

Plus a single bullet won't blow an arm off. A single bullet from a single shot flintlock handgun won't even leave that large of an exit wound, if by miracle it's even going fast enough to pass through the body completely.

QFT.
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Post by: Weregnome on January 15, 2007, 12:36:36 PM: Pirates. AVcon in adelaise last year had a pirate and ninja theme. Pirates rule and have more win.
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Post by: Osmose on January 15, 2007, 03:33:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Swords. Don't. Deflect. Bullets. For a human with the general physical build required to be a ninja, wielding even a 20 lb katana, isn't going to be able to react quickly enough to not only move the blade into the correct position, but to grip it enough for the sheer force of the bullet to not knock the blade into them or out of their hands. Reflecting bullets with swords is sheer film and anime; it just wouldn't work.

Plus a single bullet won't blow an arm off. A single bullet from a single shot flintlock handgun won't even leave that large of an exit wound, if by miracle it's even going fast enough to pass through the body completely.

It's really a shame how many peoples knowledge of ninja's and pirates form from what cartoons they've seen with subtitles.

So in reality, pirates > ninjas. 'Nuff said. In anime as well, pirates > ninjas.

If you're going to go with real-world logic, Ninjas were way more effective at killing. Most of the time they would use disguises such as a street bum or an aide, get the job done with whatever they had (an old cooking knife from the noble's kitchen, for example), and then get out to make sure they were alive to do it again.

Meanwhile pirates, in reality, lived horribly - few every really had the adventurous life we picture. They usually slept in a mold-covered coirner on the boat, ate horrid, maggot-filled food, and died young.
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Post by: Drace on January 15, 2007, 03:33:27 PM: Gray Fox from MGS > pirates > other ninjas.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 15, 2007, 03:46:34 PM: While pirates were usually malnourished, they still have two things that ninjas don't: Boats and guns. One shot from any pirate gun would be enough to take out or most definately incapacitate a ninja. And I think a pirate would be able to see through some disguises because, naturally, they don't really care who the person is. If it is a woman, it's their "booty". If it's a man, they try to kill him.
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Post by: Revolution911 on January 15, 2007, 04:01:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Almeidaboo
This' dumb. I won´t respond.

You already did. LOL YOU FAG.

Anyway, I suppose if I had to choose, I'd be a pirate.
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Post by: Tomi on January 15, 2007, 04:02:13 PM: While the pirates are loading their guns, they already have 5+ daggers in their backs. And they didn't even see who did it.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on January 15, 2007, 05:28:05 PM: I am ninja. Pirates only exist now on the internet and they can't use guns without getting the gurney. Todays day in age: Ninja>Pirate
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Post by: Osmose on January 15, 2007, 05:44:19 PM: Pirate guns were not quite the guns of today.
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Post by: Razor on January 15, 2007, 09:31:14 PM: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the seaferrin' pirates of today use whatever gun they can. Automatic, hells yeah.

Also, today I woke up to Naruto, the English version. Now that I've actually seen it: unbarable.
Not nearly as unbarable as One Piece, but it's still terrible. And before you cry out "But the Japanese dub is better!" as you stuff doritos in that cheese covered crater you call a mouth, I don't care. I watch English things so that I can understand them, because that way you don't need your full focus on the TV. I've got both versions of Wolf's Rain, the English one and the subtitles for the Japanese one aren't so dramatically different that I need to swear allegiance to Japan.

So yeah: Chickens > Ducks > Turkey > Naruto > One Piece.
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Post by: Dragonium on January 15, 2007, 09:36:39 PM: While the ninjas and the pirates are both using their special skills to attempt to defeat each other, as proven by you bunch of pirate/ninja fanboys, the Vikings have pillaged both of their respective villages, raped the women, taken the gold, spit-roasted a boar, sung a hearty tale of their victory, and taken off in their longship.
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Post by: Archem on January 15, 2007, 09:43:28 PM: Pirates pwn. I say so, and if I say so, it must be true. (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html) As a matter of fact, there's only one ninja (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?issue=2) who can out-do a pirate, but it's because he's also a doctor. (http://drmcninja.com/archive.html) So to put it in terms that most people can understand:
Pirates > Doctors > Ninjas
Doctor Ninjas > Pirates
Doctor Pirates > Doctor Ninjas
Doctor Pirate Ninjas > All of the above
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Post by: Osmose on January 15, 2007, 10:58:30 PM: I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.

We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 15, 2007, 11:52:40 PM: *Puts on sunglasses* Blinding logic Osmose. The debate is over.
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Post by: Drace on January 16, 2007, 12:09:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Osmose
I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.

We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

Flying Spagetthi Monster is gay.
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Post by: oooog on January 16, 2007, 01:04:23 AM: There are several scenerios that would decide whether a ninja or a pirate would win in a fight.

If it were at night, Ninja>Pirate
If there were plenty of hiding places, Ninja>Pirate
If the pirate had no crew to back him/her up, Ninja>Pirate

If there were no obsticles, Pirate>Ninja
If the pirate had an alert parrot, Pirate>Ninja
If the gun was loaded, Pirate>Ninja

There are several others. What weapons are allowed? Location? Etc. Etc. Etc. However, the first obsticle would be to overcome the instant implosion upon entering the same room as one another.

And I would like it to be known, Naruto > One Piece. That is, up until about episode 130ish in naruto, preferably in japanese.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 16, 2007, 01:30:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Osmose
I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.

We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

You get a win.

But it is true, in modern times the only pirates are koreans with rpg's.
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Post by: Weregnome on January 16, 2007, 12:01:54 PM: Quote
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Originally posted by Osmose
I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.

We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

You get a win.

But it is true, in modern times the only pirates are koreans with rpg's.[/B]

You can't forget Indonesian pirates.
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Post by: Apex on January 16, 2007, 04:22:31 PM: Pirates are the best, hands down. I mean Ninjas are great too, but they just don't compare to a pirate.

As for Anime, BLECH (Not bleach.) who needs it? It makes Ninjas out to be better with all their little jumping around and magical ninja moves. How does it portray Pirates? Stretchy arms and talking reindeer. Anime has really gone down hill lately, what happened to people grunting for a half an hour, and then shooting lasers at each other? I mean seriously, now they all try to go for a comical approach. Besides, Azumanga is the best.
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Post by: MrMister on January 16, 2007, 04:31:54 PM: What about injuns, they have spears.
They also killed a bunch of Vikings when they came to Canada.
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Post by: Tomi on January 17, 2007, 01:13:46 AM: The Unargueable Facts (http://www.freewebs.com/ninja-headquarters/stats.html)

^Check it. Good game, sirs.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 17, 2007, 01:16:21 AM: Biased Bullshit.
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Post by: Tomi on January 17, 2007, 08:51:19 PM: Doubt it. That's a reputable source.
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Post by: Razor on January 17, 2007, 09:27:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
The Unargueable Facts (http://www.freewebs.com/ninja-headquarters/stats.html)

^Check it. Good game, sirs.

I doubt I could trust any site with the name of one of the parties in its name to show no bias towards a two party thing.
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Post by: Darrellito on January 17, 2007, 10:46:02 PM: Ninja,

Cause the only real pirates left are arse pirates
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Post by: Tomi on January 17, 2007, 11:52:35 PM: No Darrelito, you are not a ninja. Don't need your help here. :)

And I just had the flash file, so I just made a freewebs real quick to put it online. Ignore the name of the site.
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Post by: blaman on January 18, 2007, 12:45:34 AM: Ninjas!
Ninjas are very sneaky, cunning, and unpredictable, making for an interesting battle.
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Post by: Darrellito on January 18, 2007, 01:17:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
No Darrelito, you are not a ninja. Don't need your help here. :)

I dont want to be a ninja, but there were only two choices. I'm a gunslinger. The 60 million double dollar man.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 19, 2007, 06:03:06 PM: I'm neither. I'm a chicken.

Because it's DIFFERENT!! Isn't that FUNNY!?
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Post by: Darrellito on January 20, 2007, 12:21:02 AM: Wasn't trying to be funny. Not every post I or anyone else on this forum posts has tobe funny.
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Post by: Emerates on January 20, 2007, 01:48:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Darrellito
Wasn't trying to be funny. Not every post I or anyone else on this forum posts has tobe funny.

Yes it does. And if you disagree, I will shank you.

Jedi > Ninja > Pirates

Now that Jedi have been brought into the equation, this argument is over. You phail.
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Post by: Darrellito on January 20, 2007, 05:38:25 AM: I disagree. Double shank me.

Sith>Jedi>Gay Ninja=Arse Pirate.
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Post by: Red XIII on January 20, 2007, 02:14:17 PM: Mmmm... Dude, sorry, but if you ever watched Star Wars you know Jedi > Sith (Though Sith are much, much cooler).

And since E=MC2:

Jedi>Sith>Pirate>Ninja.

And yes, I'm a pirate garh!!!!
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 20, 2007, 03:47:30 PM: Pirate > Ninja >>>>>> Anything Star Wars related

Freakin' Star Wars nerds....
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Post by: Emerates on January 20, 2007, 04:36:42 PM: I object to that remark very strongly.
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Post by: Apex on January 20, 2007, 04:41:19 PM: We need to construct a boat.
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Post by: Drace on January 20, 2007, 08:11:33 PM: I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?
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Post by: Darrellito on January 20, 2007, 08:31:42 PM: Noah's arch rival Jesus.
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Post by: Dominicy on January 20, 2007, 10:10:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.
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Post by: Osmose on January 20, 2007, 10:46:48 PM: I would just like to know why it takes Jesus a full 3 days to resurrect. His father is God, I'm pretty sure he could've had him alive a few minutes after death.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 20, 2007, 11:42:28 PM: To prevent him from coming back as zombie jesus?
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Post by: Revolution911 on January 21, 2007, 12:07:45 AM: vs Whatever eh? I'm a viking.
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Post by: Djanki on January 21, 2007, 12:27:54 AM: I wouldn't be either.

I'd prefer to be a gunner. Like Beyond The Grave, or Eatman, or....uh......Train Heartnet!
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Post by: Drace on January 21, 2007, 09:25:33 AM: Quote
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Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.[/B]

*slaps Dominicy* You, don't quote me, anymore. UNDERSTOOD!? *slaps Dominicy again*
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Post by: Dominicy on January 21, 2007, 09:48:19 AM: Quote
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I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.[/B]

*slaps Dominicy* You, don't quote me, anymore. UNDERSTOOD!? *slaps Dominicy again*[/B]

okay then.....by the way, why did it take god seven days to make the world? why does the week contain seven days? why does the year contain three hundred sixty five days? somethings don't need such an indepth answer, sometimes its better to just say, because the big man said so. :P
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Post by: Drace on January 21, 2007, 11:32:36 AM: Quote
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Originally posted by Drace
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I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.[/B]

*slaps Dominicy* You, don't quote me, anymore. UNDERSTOOD!? *slaps Dominicy again*[/B]

okay then.....by the way, why did it take god seven days to make the world? why does the week contain seven days? why does the year contain three hundred sixty five days? somethings don't need such an indepth answer, sometimes its better to just say, because the big man said so. :P[/B]

365 because that's about the time it takes for the planet to be on the same spot again in contrast to the sun and universe. Now noob, shusss with your Christian blabety.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 21, 2007, 12:19:42 PM: Dominicy, you ≠ funny.
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Post by: Razor on January 21, 2007, 01:07:51 PM: Quote
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Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.[/B]

Holy Christ man you take things way to seriously.

You know, I was thinking. I shall build a great ark - and fill it with two of every kind of animal!

And they'll all be female.
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Post by: Revolution911 on January 21, 2007, 09:53:28 PM: Quote
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Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.[/B]

Q:Why did God cross the road?

A:NO REASON. HE DOESENT EXIST LOL.

(Sorry Jesus :( )
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Post by: Kinslayer on January 22, 2007, 03:24:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

You know, I was thinking. I shall build a great ark - and fill it with two of every kind of animal!

And they'll all be female. [/B]

I love you man, I shall follow you until you make that ark!!!

Now, why did God make the wrold in seven days? Who the **** knows except him?

Be a believer, don't be a believer, that's the same, believers and non believers have the same proof to what they say: NONE.

I choose to believe, others choose not to, I don't know and frankly don't care ^^ and those questions no one can really answer.. it's not worth the discussion, it's all pointless, since no one has a true answer ^^

And pirates rule jo ho!
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Post by: Razor on January 22, 2007, 11:08:21 PM: On a related note, these sort of arguments happen all the time on that other place.
The atheists explain how there is no god, the religious ones explain how there is one, and in the end of the day NOONE IS CONVERTED TO THE OTHER SIDE AT ALL.
It's still very fun to partake in, though.
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Post by: Weregnome on January 23, 2007, 11:54:08 AM: How is it that no matter what, we end up back at religion?
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Post by: Razor on January 23, 2007, 11:56:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Apex
We need to construct a boat.

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Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

And that's how we ended up on religion.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on January 23, 2007, 02:38:14 PM: Indeed. It was becase Dominicy was too stupid to understand a joke.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 23, 2007, 03:03:04 PM: Quote
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I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate. he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood. please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold. :P

this message also applies to the poster above me. I forgot his screen name.[/B]

Holy Christ man you take things way to seriously.

You know, I was thinking. I shall build a great ark - and fill it with two of every kind of animal!

And they'll all be female. [/B]

I forgive you for winning the ashes.
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Post by: Kinslayer on January 23, 2007, 06:32:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

I shall tell you the story of Noah, the Pirate!

"Garh, they were ol' times mateys, when Noah the pirate was called by God.

'Agh!' He said: 'Ye must construct a boat, and commandear two of each species, and a bottle of rum, garh! If not, you all will be swallowed by the seven seas, jo ho!'

'Aye aye! Jo ho! And a bottle of rum! Agh!' Noah answered.

The townspeople mocked Noah for making this huge boat, but he and his family would only laugh, drink loads and assault them.

After he finished the Ark, Noah said: 'Garh! I shall call it the Flying Jewman!' and he drunk again.

After the rain started to pour, Noah, his family and his army of animals entered the boat. The rain went on and on for 40 days and 40 nights, until it stopped.

'Send a pidgeon to see if there's some boat we can assault mateys! Arh!' said Noah. They sent off the pidgeon, which returned and said: 'There's no more rain mateys! We can have our party Jo ho!!!'

Unfortunatly, they had reached Plimouth, and they weren't english pirates, so they all got hung up, except for Noah, who worked for Elizabeth I with pride"

(Note: I DO believe, but there's no need for fanatism, there are worse things than making a random and foolish joke)