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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Darrellito on January 23, 2007, 08:57:55 PM

Title: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on January 23, 2007, 08:57:55 PM: Blah blah blah... You know what to do

And if you don't you'll catch on.

I'll start with:

A garbage bag
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Post by: Dominicy on January 23, 2007, 10:36:39 PM: Scissors cuts apart your garbage bag.
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 24, 2007, 02:23:20 AM: Gun breaks your scissors.
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Post by: Darrellito on January 24, 2007, 02:41:10 AM: Carrot clogs your gun
Title: Rabbit eats Carrot
Post by: Krynth on January 24, 2007, 03:43:48 AM
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Post by: FERGUS_MANERGUS on April 02, 2007, 03:02:47 AM: Elmer kills your wabbit!
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Post by: Vidian on April 02, 2007, 03:19:32 AM: Manufacturers of adhesive sealants and compounds turn elmer into
A human Based Glue...

(Yeah, It was hard)
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Post by: Dominicy on April 02, 2007, 05:54:35 AM: your glue becomes obsolete to tape.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 02, 2007, 06:38:40 PM: Smelting gun pwns tape.
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Post by: Vidian on April 03, 2007, 03:14:21 AM: The Extreme Heat Melts your Petty Smelting gun
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 04, 2007, 03:39:04 AM: A Blizzard chills the heat
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 04, 2007, 04:24:26 AM: Global Warming.
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Post by: Vidian on April 04, 2007, 06:06:05 AM: Green Party
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Post by: Dominicy on April 04, 2007, 06:21:29 AM: planet wide destruction
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Post by: Vidian on April 04, 2007, 06:31:49 AM: Scissors..... to Cut the Fuse

(Because I'm sure someone would take the time to Make a fuse if the plan was to blow up the world Including themselves.)
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Post by: MrMister on April 04, 2007, 06:38:27 AM: more scissors
cuts the original scissors
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Post by: Vidian on April 04, 2007, 06:49:11 AM: Rock. o.o
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Post by: RuneBlade on April 04, 2007, 10:03:45 AM: A Goron.
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 05, 2007, 04:35:25 AM: A all purpose cutting knife (the ones that cut through bricks and even metal lol)
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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 04:37:57 AM: Water
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 05, 2007, 04:39:14 AM: Lightning
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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 04:39:38 AM: Rubber
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 05, 2007, 04:41:04 AM: acid
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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 04:45:35 AM: Tums
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 05, 2007, 08:45:08 PM: Pepcid complete.
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Post by: Vidian on April 06, 2007, 06:09:25 AM: How does that beat Tums???

Anyway..

Children Under the age of 12
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 06, 2007, 06:16:51 AM: Parents with child proof Leashes, rofl :corn:
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 06, 2007, 11:37:47 AM: Video games they purchased for their kids rated M.
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 06, 2007, 10:53:45 PM: Power switch. *Ah I feel so evil*
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Post by: Ben on April 06, 2007, 11:03:41 PM: Fuse box OFF switch
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Post by: Daetyrnis on April 06, 2007, 11:41:03 PM: Hammer
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 06, 2007, 11:46:49 PM: a stronger hammer
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Post by: Vidian on April 07, 2007, 12:32:02 AM: Ziploc Bag
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 15, 2007, 07:58:10 PM: scissors.
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Post by: Revolution911 on April 16, 2007, 07:55:35 PM: ...ROCK :)
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 16, 2007, 09:59:44 PM: Water. The Universal Solvent.
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Post by: Koopapooper on April 16, 2007, 10:06:25 PM: Water Drainer.....
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 16, 2007, 10:07:39 PM: ...Fire?
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Post by: Revolution911 on April 16, 2007, 10:10:06 PM: More water.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 16, 2007, 10:22:35 PM: Lots and lots of salt.
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Post by: Vidian on April 17, 2007, 01:02:14 AM: Way more water
Water to Salt: 3:1
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 17, 2007, 01:29:22 AM: Originality beats all of you.

Burn.
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Post by: Bluhman on April 17, 2007, 01:37:36 AM: Parody beats Originality.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 17, 2007, 01:59:58 AM: Sitcoms beat Parodies.
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Post by: Dominicy on April 17, 2007, 05:37:38 AM: Anime beats sitcoms. nuff said.
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 17, 2007, 08:51:33 AM: anime with good plot and action beats normal anime
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Post by: Koopapooper on April 17, 2007, 01:09:44 PM: God beats Anime.
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Post by: Vidian on April 18, 2007, 01:39:50 AM: Polytheism beats God
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Post by: Bluhman on April 18, 2007, 01:44:45 AM: Holy Mace-in-headism defeats polytheism.
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Post by: Arcanagirl on April 18, 2007, 01:45:23 AM: Nothingness
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 18, 2007, 02:34:05 AM: Everything?
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Post by: Darrellito on April 18, 2007, 05:18:10 AM: Topic kick
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Post by: Bluhman on April 18, 2007, 07:11:49 PM: FALCON KICK!
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 18, 2007, 07:12:24 PM: An angry older member :yell:

edit: oh, that was meant for the topic kick one...

Okay, how about a roasting flame? Mmmm roasted bird....
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Post by: Daetyrnis on April 18, 2007, 07:38:48 PM: Roasted Bird?

Glin beats that (proof (http://charas-project.net/forum/attachments/11964_1126369364.jpg))
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Post by: Darrellito on April 21, 2007, 08:49:52 PM: Armageddon beats Glin.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 21, 2007, 09:11:48 PM: Dude smoking pot beats that.
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Post by: Vidian on April 23, 2007, 07:38:23 PM: the FDA Beats that
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Post by: Darrellito on April 24, 2007, 12:33:30 PM: Jesus kicks the sh*t out of that.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 26, 2007, 01:34:18 AM: Judas(sp?)
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Post by: Vidian on April 27, 2007, 03:33:25 PM: 2 Different Recorded deaths Beat Judas
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 04:30:33 AM: 1 YEAR TOPIC KICK BEATS DAT!
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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 19, 2008, 04:48:04 AM: Vanilla Coke

This game is extremely similar to "Better Than That"... =/ Was a topic kick really necessary?
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 19, 2008, 05:17:12 AM: I like this better than "Better Than That" because you have to provide a reason here... Like how in rock, paper, scissors you understand it's "rock smashes scissors." I was just reminded of a funny comedian that went into detail about how paper really has nothing on rock. It was good. But anyway...

Cherry Coke, being Vanilla Coke's older brother, outnumbers Vanilla Coke in sales and wins.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: drenrin2120 on August 19, 2008, 05:21:04 AM: Eh, I do like it better as well for that reason but... Well, whatever. =P

Cherry Pepsi is better than Cherry Coke for no real logical reason... it's just, if I'm gonna drink a Cherry Cola, it's gonna be Pepsi... not sure why, that's how it always work out with me. 0_o
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Bluhman on August 19, 2008, 05:22:07 AM: Doctor pepper beats Cherry Pepsi. Seriously, it's the ORIGINAL cherry cola.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on August 19, 2008, 05:27:49 AM: Dr. Pepper is the slut of sodas. Seriously, 23 flavors? Come on

Real sluts beat out Dr. Pepper anyday.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 06:45:26 AM: Ha ha! Topic Kick = Success

Mah pimps backhand yo sluts.

On different note: Might it have been Dane Cook you saw coaster?
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 19, 2008, 06:56:16 AM: NO. IT WASN'T. Sorry. I've hated Dane Cook ever since he became popular. He would never make a joke this intelligent. It was Demetrius something-or-other...

But anyway...

Drug overdoses wipe out pimps.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 07:01:02 AM: Ah yeah, that's who that was, Demitri MartinNAME DROPyeah that guy's pretty funny.

Da police come and take your drugs.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Bluhman on August 19, 2008, 07:49:16 AM: Supervillains Pwn the police.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 19, 2008, 10:25:18 AM: Anything beats most police. Because most police are fat, corrupt, power tripping jackasses who are in the job for free jelly donuts.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 01:25:57 PM: Quote from: Bluhman on August 19, 2008, 07:49:16 AM
Supervillains Pwn the police.
Supaman beats your Supervillains.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: drenrin2120 on August 19, 2008, 02:39:38 PM: Batman beats superman... (he actually does. There's some official book out there where it happens. Like, I'm not big into superhero ****, but it happens. Or so I hear.)

EDIT: Demetri Martin is great! I forgot how much I love that guy.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Archem on August 19, 2008, 07:35:26 PM: That's right. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.

Old age beats Batman.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 19, 2008, 09:44:02 PM: The immortal phoenix beats old aaage!!!
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Post by: Bluhman on August 20, 2008, 12:31:52 AM: The Ice cannon shall freeze the Phoenix solid!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 20, 2008, 01:31:04 AM: (I was so hoping that you'd get the obscure reference but that'll do :p)

Batman, robin and Batgirl thwart your ice cannon, crappy Arnie movie style!
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Post by: Fortet on August 20, 2008, 03:33:12 AM: Adam West ruins your Batman's image!
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Post by: Archem on August 20, 2008, 03:42:07 AM: Paper covers Adam West.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 20, 2008, 03:48:07 AM: Origami folds Paper in REALLY PAINFUL POSITIONS.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 20, 2008, 04:15:11 AM: Old Chinese ladies have origami mastered.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 20, 2008, 04:30:32 AM: Wikipedia states that Origami is Japanese, and thus it would not make sense that Old Chinese ladies usually master it.
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Post by: Rayonius on August 20, 2008, 05:15:33 AM: John H Gohde owns wikipedia, as depicted here: http://wikipediatrolling.wordpress.com/about/
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Post by: Darrellito on August 20, 2008, 08:33:09 AM: I heard that guy eats babys.

But in Soviet Russia, baby eats you!
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on August 20, 2008, 11:00:39 AM: Soviet Russia killed a guy, but in Soviet Russia, a guy killed soviet russia.
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Post by: Rahl on August 20, 2008, 06:44:22 PM: America beats Russia
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 20, 2008, 10:33:58 PM: Anything beats America
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Post by: Bluhman on August 20, 2008, 10:35:24 PM: NOTHING BEATS ANYTHING D:
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Post by: Archem on August 20, 2008, 11:40:46 PM: Glass Joe beats nothing.
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Post by: Darrellito on August 21, 2008, 12:28:22 AM: I beat Glass Joe. To da death.
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Post by: Rahl on August 21, 2008, 12:28:35 PM: Boys beat Girls. (till they shut up)
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Post by: Djanki on August 21, 2008, 07:13:30 PM: Dads beat boys.

"No, daddy, no!"
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Post by: Archem on August 21, 2008, 10:25:21 PM: Stroke beats dad.
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Post by: Darrellito on August 21, 2008, 10:52:47 PM: Jesus beats his stroke.
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Post by: Rahl on August 22, 2008, 01:48:25 AM: God beats Jesus
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Post by: Archem on August 22, 2008, 03:48:26 AM: Child Protective Services take Jesus into protective custody, thus, beating God.
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Post by: mironic on August 22, 2008, 12:24:34 PM: Child protective server gets blown up by cheesus
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Post by: Darrellito on August 22, 2008, 10:36:20 PM: A giant rat eats Cheesus.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 22, 2008, 10:44:29 PM: A tribe of weird cat people hunt the rat down for its meat.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 23, 2008, 12:04:10 AM: The Chinese eat the tribe of cat people.
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Post by: Archem on August 23, 2008, 01:42:54 AM: Mongolians pester the Chinese.
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Post by: Darrellito on August 23, 2008, 02:56:55 AM: My Shitty wall keeps out da mongolians.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on August 23, 2008, 03:16:52 AM: Unfortunately your shitty wall was only made to keep out Mongolians, thus allowing every other country to invade you.
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Post by: Rahl on August 23, 2008, 03:35:17 AM: Japan kicks Chineese ***
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Post by: mironic on August 23, 2008, 03:40:11 AM: Charas forums kicks japan
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Post by: Bluhman on August 23, 2008, 04:19:49 AM: TROLL KINGDOM KIKZ CHARAS *** LULZ
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Post by: Dominicy on August 23, 2008, 04:54:37 AM: Encyclopedia Dramatica beats Troll Kingdom. No explanation needed.
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Post by: Darrellito on August 23, 2008, 05:20:02 AM: Internets beats Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Post by: Archem on August 23, 2008, 06:52:00 AM: Archem (assuming he exists) beats Internets.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 23, 2008, 07:13:21 AM: Britannica Encyclopedia does not have an article on Archem, proving him not to exist.
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Post by: Archem on August 23, 2008, 07:34:06 AM: Fire beats any copy of any edition of the Britannica Encyclopedia.
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Post by: mironic on August 23, 2008, 07:44:14 AM: Nibiru beats fire
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Post by: _JeT_ on August 24, 2008, 01:19:44 AM: ...

Well, Tiamat collides with Niburu... yeah...
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Post by: Darrellito on August 24, 2008, 01:41:15 AM: The sword of 1000 truths slays Tiamat
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Post by: _JeT_ on August 24, 2008, 01:43:17 AM: A 1 gig flash drive seal the sword of 1000 truths.

(I think Tiamat was a planet, or something...)
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Post by: Darrellito on August 24, 2008, 01:51:46 AM: Desktop absorbs flash drive.

(Dunno, I looked it up on google and it looked like a dragon)
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 24, 2008, 02:47:31 AM: (Tiamat is a dragon. Haven't you ever play Final Fantasy 2?)

Hammer beats desktop
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Post by: Darrellito on August 24, 2008, 02:51:32 AM: Rust beats hammer.
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Post by: _JeT_ on August 24, 2008, 02:56:11 AM: (Yes I have, but google the thing, which the Miron posted, Niburu, and click on one of the first choices, and read.)

Galvanizing beats rust, I guess.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 24, 2008, 03:02:10 AM: A word I know beats galvanizing.

(I guess Its possible. But I think it shouldn't matter. they seem to be homophones [i think that is the right word])
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Djanki on August 28, 2008, 02:38:18 AM: A cute, eight-year-old girl correctly pronouncing 'mononucleosis' beats a word A Forgotten Legend knows.
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Post by: Darrellito on August 28, 2008, 06:37:12 AM: A van with FREE CANDY painted in crude letters abducts said girl.
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Post by: Archem on August 29, 2008, 01:16:54 AM: John Walsh alerts the nation of this dastardly deed.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 29, 2008, 02:36:19 AM: The criminal's 'Senator daddy' covers it up
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Post by: Darrellito on August 29, 2008, 06:23:14 AM: Some guy dressed as a spaceman assassinates the criminal's Senator Daddy.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 31, 2008, 02:05:21 AM: He is arrested for stealing a space suit.
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Post by: Darrellito on September 01, 2008, 07:57:31 AM: A crooked lawyer gets the man out of all his charges, including theft of a spacesuit.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on September 02, 2008, 02:32:25 AM: The crooked lawyer is accidentally run over by Miss Universe. (See the irony? Yeah, the irony that don't exist?! CAN YOU SEE IT???)
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Post by: Red Giant on September 02, 2008, 02:38:47 AM: Miss Entropy slowly destroys Miss Universe
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Post by: Darrellito on September 02, 2008, 03:26:10 AM: An Irish wolf hound eats Miss Entropy.
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Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2008, 04:59:42 AM: Solid Snake with a Dog Whistle beats the Wolf hound.
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Post by: Darrellito on September 02, 2008, 03:06:02 PM: Old age defeats Solid Snake.
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Post by: coreystranick on September 02, 2008, 04:23:42 PM: Viagra beats old age
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Post by: Fortet on September 02, 2008, 05:30:36 PM: Immature pre-teen Viagra jokes pwn your Viagra
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Post by: Djanki on September 02, 2008, 05:55:20 PM: Mature Bill Cosby humor kills immature pre-teen Viagra jokes.
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Post by: coreystranick on September 02, 2008, 08:19:56 PM: Marriage kills all humor
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 01:24:10 AM: A divorce lawyer ends that marriage.
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Post by: coreystranick on September 03, 2008, 01:36:03 AM: Mal practice cases stops the lawyer
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Post by: _JeT_ on September 03, 2008, 01:45:07 AM: About $250,000 covers up the malpractice suit.
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Post by: Bluhman on September 03, 2008, 02:12:46 AM: A robber takes $250,000.
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Post by: Archem on September 03, 2008, 02:17:16 AM: Cops catch the robber.
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 02:45:55 AM: Anarchists revolt against the police.
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Post by: Archem on September 03, 2008, 02:47:25 AM: Tear gas subdues anarchists.
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 02:48:57 AM: Gas mask prevents said gas inhalation.
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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:26:44 AM: lava to melt the scissors...
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:35:25 AM: A large amount of water cools the lava (Where'd you get scissors o.O?)
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Post by: _JeT_ on September 03, 2008, 03:37:57 AM: Urine makes the water impure. (Geez, Darrellito, isn't it obvious. :P)
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:40:38 AM: The police take said pissy water, and test it, and find THC in it and send the urinator to jail.
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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:41:49 AM: The mafia breaks the jail people out =)
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:47:01 AM: The Yakuza destroys the Mafia for rollin on there turf.
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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:48:05 AM: the FBI fixes the yakuza
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Post by: Fortet on September 03, 2008, 05:00:01 AM: Government Conspiracy Websites tick off the FBI
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2008, 09:53:45 AM: The conspiracy theorist's mums cut off their allowance
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Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 10:59:54 AM: Said Theorist then finds a temp job.
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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 11:21:56 AM: Aliens abduct them
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2008, 02:51:22 PM: Will Smith shoots the Aliens
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Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 02:52:42 PM: a virus kills will smith...
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Post by: Djanki on September 03, 2008, 05:11:25 PM: Dr. Rabbit kills the virus, with lotsa spaghetti!
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Post by: Darrellito on September 15, 2008, 05:45:07 PM: Once again, a topic kick beats that.
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Post by: mironic on September 22, 2008, 02:57:02 AM: topic jump
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Post by: fruckert on September 22, 2008, 03:55:22 AM: topic hump
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Post by: Darrellito on September 22, 2008, 09:26:09 AM: Full sentence explanations beat that.
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Post by: Djanki on September 25, 2008, 02:31:27 PM: Oracion en espanol mal-escrito le gana a tu oracion en Ingles.
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Post by: Dominicy on September 25, 2008, 06:59:03 PM: Schlecht schlägt übersetzten Deutsch Ihr schlecht geschriebenes Spanisch.
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Post by: Darrellito on September 27, 2008, 02:49:42 AM: Quote from: Dominicy on September 25, 2008, 06:59:03 PM
Schlecht schlägt übersetzten Deutsch Ihr schlecht geschriebenes Spanisch.
Translation: This post totally loses to a big cannon.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Djanki on October 10, 2008, 02:10:06 AM: The cannon loses because it cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!
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Post by: Darrellito on October 12, 2008, 12:08:30 PM: Godzilla destroys the Giygas
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Post by: Emerates on October 12, 2008, 03:53:21 PM: Me.

IsCool.
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Post by: Archem on October 13, 2008, 05:13:06 AM: I.

HaveASandwich.
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Post by: coreystranick on October 13, 2008, 09:59:09 AM: My knife cuts sandwhich
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Post by: mironic on October 13, 2008, 04:35:49 PM: my gun shoots the knife
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Post by: Emerates on October 13, 2008, 05:46:03 PM: My knife cuts the gun.
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Post by: Archem on October 14, 2008, 03:50:47 AM: My dick slaps them both in the face.
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Post by: Darrellito on October 14, 2008, 06:40:40 AM: Larana Bobitz chops your dick off and throws it in a wheat field.
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Post by: Emerates on October 14, 2008, 01:00:58 PM: Your sig.
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Post by: Djanki on October 15, 2008, 03:25:42 AM: Metatron.

Because he's an angel that sounds like a Decepticon.
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Post by: Archem on October 15, 2008, 04:27:54 AM: My dick in a wheat field.
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Post by: Darrellito on October 15, 2008, 12:05:32 PM: A combine comes and scoops up your dick while harvesting wheat and turns it into ground dick.
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Post by: Bartman on October 15, 2008, 07:33:45 PM: Gordon Freeman beats Combine wit a crowbar
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Post by: Archem on October 16, 2008, 12:58:09 AM: I beat Gordon Freeman with my ground dick.
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Post by: Archem on October 16, 2008, 02:28:47 AM: Lol you don't even have a tool!
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Post by: Darrellito on October 16, 2008, 10:37:19 AM: My ROFLLCOPPTER beats your LOL.
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Post by: Bartman on October 16, 2008, 04:37:00 PM: I pour acid on your hammer and wrench
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Post by: Archem on October 19, 2008, 03:48:37 AM: I pour what's left of my poor dick into your acid.
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Post by: Darrellito on October 19, 2008, 08:58:30 AM: I use teh dragonballs to wish away your penis so that it never existed. Ouch.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Archem on October 20, 2008, 12:18:41 AM: I find them all, and wish for an unbeatable dick.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on October 23, 2008, 12:44:03 AM: Your dick meets a vagina, and lives happily ever after.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Hell Angel on October 24, 2008, 09:38:53 AM: My herpes beats both your vagina and his dick.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Bluhman on October 25, 2008, 05:51:43 PM: I invent the cure for herpes.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 29, 2008, 02:07:57 AM: I invent a hybrid of herpes that has no cure. Also known as Super Herpes two point oh.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on October 29, 2008, 02:39:48 AM: I develop and immunity to the Super Herpes 2.0 and spread it across the world.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Dominicy on November 03, 2008, 04:26:09 PM: I question how you can be immuned to something and spread it.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Hell Angel on November 03, 2008, 11:54:36 PM: I answer that he is a Super Pimp with many, many hookers.
Title: Re: Rock Paper Sizzors
Post by: Darrellito on November 04, 2008, 08:02:53 AM: Simple science fiction. They take my anti-body and use if for a formula to act against the said Herpes 2.0.